The "Amazing" Life of Luke Evans No34

More lies and complaining. Same old shit from losers with no lives.

Replying from last thread Luke’s bf shit is WAY more entertaining than his acting talent or lack thereof. The prelude begins. Waiting for dean his cousin to follow on IG and fb

R2 hahaha yes!!! Dean is really the beginning of the end. Can u also imagine how tired his family and friends are of being introduced to his newest love every 9 months or so?

R3 I know right? It’s really disgraceful even for a gay man. He should stick to fuck buddies like most people

Vic had Sunday roast with lukie's friend Kat Kingsley today 🙄 cousin Dean, mommy and daddy come next 🤦‍♂️

R5 Why isn't Victor in the picture... how fucking rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bit off topic, and I do apologize if this has been discussed before -- has Victor opened his own graphic design firm? A link to a place called Incubator Design has replaced his acting reel in his IG bio. Again, sorry if this has already been discussed.

R7 Well no it hasn't been discussed and I never noticed it. Explains all the photoshopping on his pics though. Maybe that is his profession along side acting.

Well he's gotta eat and pay rent. I guess escorting is not paying so well these days 🤷‍♀️

R9 Thats true

Why does he have to go to Paris? someone said it ..

Gold I said it this morning and it happened, Victor is friends with Luke's cousin Dean. You cannot make this shit up it is fantastic. Each thread is a repeat. He is a boring toad of a human wank stain.

R12 i thought the cousin lived in wales, when did vic meet he? Or he doesn't need to?

R11 there's a screening or something of lukie's movie.

R13 Well no he is in Wales but he does whatever Luke says I guess. It is really weird.

watching the lord of rings trilogy

god dam luke is so good iin them.

these movies hold up so well, awesome fx

yay luke boo kreitzler

R14 he has all these fools eating out his hand.

Just imagine, a grown-ass man sitting there un-liking every post that he couldn't wait to like in the first place, posting any old pic he could get his hands on in an attempt to get Lukie to pay attention to him AND after being ignored for weeks he goes running as soon as he's summoned And he starts meeting friends and family AND having Sunday lunch with them.

well, victor is very immature, and he’s desperate not to lose Luke

R17 I didn’t see the pic with victor? I only saw what you posted is there another?

That kat Kingsley follows Mica and Ryan - Luke is an utter looser

R19 There isn't one but he's in London so you just know that he's the one taking the picture.

R20 yes and Mica follows her back, she's one of the few people that Mica still follows after the end of their relationship.

So is Vic staying for Lukie's birthday on Sunday?

R9 I wonder if it's actually part of a larger effort/strategy -- every gyration from Victor happens after one of those tabloid articles have been published, and seem to revolve around proving that he's not a career opportunist.

Article 1 is published - they have the follow/unfollow fight and Vic deletes most of the people he's met through Luke and some beefcake-like photos. They reconcile, and Vic gets to meet the Welsh ambassador to the US (I had jokingly said it was in case he ever met the Prince of Wales, so I was on the right road, but the wrong path).

Article 2 is published about Vic getting a part in "Ma" - Vic is ignored, unlikes all of the Luke's post going back to when they got together, and suddenly is no longer an "actor/singer/songwriter", but a graphic designer. He gets flown to London and gets to meet the inner circle.

If a 3rd article is published...well, all hell is going to break loose. And after...Vic might get to meet the Queen.

R23 And luke followed Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Victor did too and then victor unfollowed him. This whole three weeks apart their behavior seems that of a couple who are no more. Seeing want stain is having his birthday on Sunday he needed a fuck so flew him over.

Turnip is going to hang on to the relationship for dear life and Lukie is more than happy to use him at his whim. Those weeks apart were about Lukie getting bored and distracted with his own life and now he's thrown Vic a bone because he likes the attention. Nothing new here.

R23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

since then, they don’t behave like a couple in love, rather as they fuck friends with little respect and opportunism ...

luke must have victor tied short, he doesn’t publish anything ... 🤣🤣

OMG OMG OMG mica have sportswear company @trainwithme Well done! looks great...and all boys/models are yummy, I bet he is fucking them all lol

R25 Lukie lost interest waaaay too soon, Vic better stay alert cause I don't give him much time.

why negativity?

luke is happi, lets be thrilled for him.

yay luke !!!

R31 leave this thread no time for this crap.

Lukie in Paris

I'm betting half of the people Luke's friends follow are his ex-boyfriends lol. Imagine how many he had pre-movie career.

R21 How does that conversation go? "Ok everyone, time for a pic. Definitely get the dogs!! But, not you Vic..you just sit there and try to put two brain cells together. " 😂🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where is Víctor ? Hidden?

What's with the puffy face?

R38 yes, I have also posted

R37 Here he is! Lukie and Victor together again at the French premiere of Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.

This video is hilarious! Security needed two umbrellas for Luke and Victor was just ambling around in the rain 😂😂

R41 jajajajaja

R41 oh it’s all too funny it’s Mica all over again.

Luke doesn't look well.

No, something is happening, he doesn't have to look good and is very serious ...

Víctor is happy to follow him ...

R44 that’s been a file now, I hope it’s not aids 😏

R47 You know, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Would you?

R45 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

He looks fine, like he always does.

Same resting bitch face, nothing new.

R48 yes I would do many unfortunate people get sick and it’s always the cunts in this world that don’t!

So Luke was the only one promoting that film as he has no life. The conversation would have gone something like this:

We are promoting Professor Marsten in France who is free for the premiere? Bella was like 'fuck no I am not going to promote a film that didn't do anything plus I just got back from Australia'. Rebecca was like um no sorry it didn't fair that well and he has bad breath'. Luke was like 'I would love to come here is my list of requirements; two bodyguards, a spectacular room at the Ritz for me and my 'friend'. Please invite press and fans to take photo's. My assistant Jamie will be there two days earlier to find fans and people interested'. The man following me is my 'friend'. He will be staying with me'.

So Vic is content with just being there, he didn't need to post anything about it 🤷‍♀️

R53 He is a useless twit

R53 he may not be allowed to post.

Sure he didn't leave. Do you remember at the beginning? He was posting every five minutes ..

R56 Oh hell no. Luke's birthday is on Sunday. He would be sticking (literally) around for that. Unless Luke found someone new.

He can't leave yet, he only came over on Sunday, all the way from LA.

He's not going anywhere unless he's kicked out.

You should see that James Conrad's IG post thanking Luke for appearing on his radio program. Thanking him for taking time out of his 'insanely busy schedule' What busy schedule? He is with his bitch in Paris? I think he makes up a bullshit schedule.....

R59 Or boy, I can't stop laughing

His role in Alienist made me a huge fan.

Eager to see lots more of him.

Has anyone seen the Prof Marston movie? He was good. All the women think he’s straight. Gay and Les can act straight just as well and straight can act gay. Why doesn’t everyone come out already?

Marston movie was way fun

eve thing luke in has pizazz....

Is that Vic standing in the entrance of the building?

^^^It is him, I didn't see it till the end.

oh yes, little boy...

What an idiot, he just posted a pic from the tv show that he was on last week in LA, when he already posted a story from Paris.

More Vic here

He’s stupid ... and a faithful puppy

I wonder if they'll be going back to London straight away and staying until lukie's birthday on sunday or maybe they might take a trip to amsterdam or some other european city. Show vic around europe....

Hubbi and Mica did the same ...

luke has a plethora of friends and loves them all

if u have seen his round fine ass, you would bow down and kiss his feet: so sexy is he.

R72 oh boom please he’s by far the finest, ive got a better ass and I know it too

R71 yes but Hubie didn’t parade whereas Mica and turnip are his biches

R74 yes , you're right

fans come from far and wide to sup at his divine hole....

Victors mouth reminds me of a llama.... just saying

R77 jajajajajajaja

will you remember the image of Victor on the train back from NY that hung a white thread from his mouth? oh please....

R77 His smile is weird in the pics he posted of his talk show appearance. Is he becoming less attractive?

Victor attractive ?

Luke was on an episode of Is It Just Me? podcast that was just published. One of the cohosts is James Williams who Luke was out with in London a couple of weeks ago with Tim Griggs. From the references he mentions in the episode, Luke taped this episode that following Monday on March 26 .

R81 I agree victor is not attractive

See his mouth area resembles a Llama lol

R84 Lukie likes him so......what we think is irrelevant.

So where are the two darlings? 🤔 Victor finally got what he wanted and he's now quieter than a mouse.

R85 Oh I don't care if Lukie likes him or not, freedom of speech and I think he is grose.

R85 Victor just posted an instagram story making it known he’s in London.

Yeah Vic is on top of the world, and Lukie just liked his post. Everything is as it should be again.

R88 oh bless the cunts

R87 bless the mother fucking cunt did he take the post down cause I see nothing????

R90 it looks like it.

What a fucking idiot.

who cares bout his bf, gf, or fuks

LUKE IS A DREAM BOAT >>>>

R93 dream yourself to sleep 💤

So the dick deleted his post and adds one abiut siblings day, can’t wait to mental health day, who’s committing them both 🤣

R95 - the two guys are fine but many on here need to be committed to a mental institution for testing,

R96. they are likely not fine. There seems to have been a break and now Turnip is still deleting evidence of where he is even when he clearly wants people to know. Hey but it's Luke! This is "fine".

This are my inmaginaciones or in this last video Luke had a very bad face

This are my imaginings or Luke in this last video had a very bad face

Luke's reply to all of the haters: Fuck you!

What's gotten into him? Vic is there with him, what more does he want to crack a smile?

Sour-faced bitch

I usually find him sexy and attractive in a gruff sort of way but he looks pretty bad in his recent video post

R103 yes

R97 Lukie needed some Time Out, Vic was probably suffocating him with all his lovey-dovey crap.

R105 I don’t know if he’s a good influence for Luke

He has bad face

R107 but gives good head

R108 What do you mean?

Luke’s the moral compass on account hackers and he should read this thread for a guide on boyfriends - dumbass

He used to be hot just a few years ago.

R111 Yes now he is just old and looks sick.

Still nothing from vic, is this how it's going to continue all week? 🤔 why is he walking on eggshells, Hubie would have posted his tenth pic by now. 🤦‍♂️

R113 because he's a peasant and a nobody who will do whatever Luke demands.

R114 Amen!

R114 he just doesn't want to put a foot wrong because otherwise he might get sent back to LA never to be heard of again. 🤣

And he's eager to please the master 👅

Gollum.

Is fuck face celebrating his birthday in London or away

R119 He'll be appearing on a tv show on Saturday or Sunday so he has to be celebrating in London and will most probably be going back to LA with Vic soon after that.

He deleted pics that too personal and obviously gay.

r121 sorry wrong thread.

R120 I would assume it is pre taped.

R120 no it's a live show i think.

Will Esmeralda and her bf be going to London for Lukie's birthday? she went to Budapest last year, and she hasn't seen her favourite boy and Vic since Christmas

You just never know I’d say yes.

R125 I can’t wait for victors song and poem 🤮

R127 me neither, it better be a good one!

They were celebrating all weekend last year.

Six cakes!!!!

This post is today? Not it seems

R130 all three posts are from last year

Dumbasses latest post of rocking on a chair.... cause he can’t go anywhere in shoreditch cause Jon is around and Ryan, Mica and Jon are at shoreditch house or soho house -

R132 That would make sense if Luke wasn't shameless. You think he cares if his exes are around? He'd probably sneak off and try to get a hookup while Vic is busy trying to network with every Luke associate he can find.

R133 🤣🤣

Vic is now following lukie's tags. Gee what's next the wedding?

Oh, Víctor is an opportunist

R135 omg really?! Desparate fanboy!

R137 oh he's more than desperate.

He's repeatedly following and unfollowed the same bloody people

Only last week vic was with one foot out of the door, now he hears wedding bells.

R139 He's immature and childish like Lukie. Match made in heaven

R135 how do you follow his tags?

R141 I was wondering the same thing, and is following tags always an precursor to marriage? Is that some sort of Columbian tradition?

R142 haha. Some people write some shit but he is really pathetic.

his dik and ass look good, there is a vid of him on the net somewhere of him playing....will try find

R142 it's not a precursor to marriage but he's showing so much confidence now that he's ready for lukie to ask for his hand in marriage. He's so full of himsel that he's doing whatever he wants.

R141 You follow tags the same way that you follow accounts on IG.

Lukie's tags are #lukeevans, vic's tags that he followed the other day are #victorturpin.

R146 Oh good so they can see all the tags on the fake accounts I have haha. Ooh they are horrible things I write. Oh well. Victor's hag Amy Pembs has hinted that she is off to London. Luke must be having a huuuuuuuggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeee party.

R147 i started following some tags to see how it works and apparently not all pics tagged with that name come up on your feed.

(If that was the case there would have been dozens of pics coming up on your feed every day when you're following someone very famous, so i don't really know how it works)

R147 when did she have time to become such a close friend that she's coming to london for his birthday? 🤦‍♂️

R149 they're all jumping on the Luke Evans bandwagon, let's wait and see how far it gets them.

Vic's tags are quite interesting

In the first week or so Victor didn't seem to mind that he was left behind in LA while Luke went off to London alone. He was liking his posts as usual and even liked pics from Hubert's opening celebrations to show that he was ok with it. But after one week went on to be two and then three he got antsy and annoyed and he started un-liking Luke's pics and posting any old pic in an attempt to get his attention. Well now that he's in London he's back to his old self again.

All's well that ends well, I suppose.

R151 just freaks really

According to this woman, she saw Lukie at the airport a couple of hours ago. So, they’re off to somewhere else for his birthday.

Victor is an immature emotional and an interested party, if he thinks it will ascend in his career to go out with Luke , he is very wrong.. He and his tongue don't like

R153 that is surprising, I thought Vic's bff Amy was coming to London for Lukie's birthday.

R153 I wonder if he’s going to LA? His friend Philip bodenham is there at the moment as is Craig special sauce? Didn’t someone say he was appearing on a show on the weekend which I assumed would have been pre taped?

R156 Yes he is, but I thought that it's a live show

And Lukie's bff is off to Blackpool

I think maybe lukie went to the airport to pick someone up.

Isn't Amy from England? Maybe she was planning on visiting home anyway and decided to coordinate with Vic. It feels like he needs a lot of emotional support.

R133

[quote] while Vic is busy trying to network with every Luke associate he can find.

IKR!! He's now following the photographer

R161 Lol. He's desperate

R160 yes she's English

Cousin Dean is going to Rome

^^^sorry he's already there

He’s crazy, I think he’s very jealous

R164 hmm well crypt keepers sister in law liked his post I wonder if that was where Luke is going?

Eww it’s like a reunion of who was in Mexico 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Esmeralda’s bf is in Rome, her friend Francesca is there so I’m guesding slut is in Rome for his birthday - correct me if I’m wrong was that not where he had his birthday a few years back?

Luke’s in Rome - crypt keeper will be there, his sister in law and brother and why hasn’t Victor posted? Why wasn’t holly invited?

R169 They are going to be there. Lukie loves a big birthday celebration.esme is going to be there for sure.

Vic will post when he's done following people and tags.

[quote] esme is going to be there for sure.

mr mickey posted stories from Rome yesterday so they're already there.

R171 he just posted a story and you can hear Lukie talking in the background.

[quote] Lukie loves a big birthday celebration.

Yes, A narcissist in need of excessive admiration and attention.

R173 exactly. Victor is so stupid but Luke knows his prey and they are all very weak insecure men - like him!

So lukie posts a story of some street singer and vic likes someone's post of the same street singer. 🤦‍♂️

R175 yep pretty fucked up 😂

pathetic

So victor actually deleted his second IG story where you could hear Luke, the point being? Utter dickhead

R178 no he only posted one story, he just put the bloody thing on mute.

When i heard lukie talking I expecting him to delete it but instead he put it on mute.

He's truly pathetic.

R179 True! the story he has now is the one where you could hear Lukie talking in the background.

r180 i am not an opportunist. I Am Not An Opportunist. I AM NOT AN OPPORTUNIST!!!

So a tabloid published a couple of articles and now they think that the world revolves around them?! OK whatever. *smh*

And if Vic is afraid of his own shadow why the hell is he following and liking everything and everyone associated with Lukie, his hairdresser his photographer his friends his colleagues his tags??

R168

[quote] correct me if I’m wrong was that not where he had his birthday a few years back?

Maybe!

R182 He always undoes all of those things whenever there in a fight/rupture - like he pushes it as long as he can and then spends days taking it back. The muting of the video 3 hours or so after posting might indicate that there was a minor blowup, or that he's trying to avoid one, or that if another tabloid article appears the blame can't be laid at his feet. Or it's just Vic being erratic again.

R184 Agreed.

R184 your poroply right - what kind of relationship is that, we all know it’s a Luke one but seriously who would be that desperate? Victor!

R186 The two tabloid articles came about because mostly of Victor: the 1st because of his careless foolishness on social media (the troll fight, the poem, the deleting of followers, etc.), and the 2nd because someone close to him (maybe his agent, maybe Vic himself) instantly posted his role in "Ma" on IMDB before either Allison Janney or Missi Pyle's names had appeared in the listing -- and somehow made it looked like he was 3rd billed after Luke and Octavia Spencer (that has since been rectified). I'm going to guess that it wasn't just Luke that was angry about that, as Hell hath no fury like Hollywood agents and legal credit billing blocks. Add to that the now deleted post from the (very closed) set of "Anna" about watching art being made, and you have a pattern of both Vic stepping in it big time and coming off as an A#1 opportunist, even aside from all the likes and follows.

I'm WAY far away from being a Luke defender, but I understand having to set rules of engagement for Victor, as he just doesn't get it. And I'm sure that Victor overcompensates, too, as he is totally out of his depth and has been from day one.

R187 whilst I agree if Anna is a closed set why doesn’t Luke act like a NORMAL actor and leave his family, friends and lovers home. Do we bring our shit to work um no. So Luke has to take some responsibility too.

Omg his mum and dad are there, James, tim that guy that was in Sydney with him. Another couple and that Helsa Belsa. I thought jehova didn’t celeb birthday and of course VICTOR

Why is birthday boy jammed between vic and james?

R190 anyone notice that victor is wearing the same thing he wore on that talk show 🤦‍♂️

R191 Yes, and it's the ideal choice for the occasion. The black top outlines his broad shoulders and gives his body a flawless and smooth appearance. Plus, black is the perfect colour to hide any flaws, a pot belly or man boobs, but of course Vic needn't worry as he has the perfect body.

R190 because that's their bed position. Vic on the left side of the bed, Jamie on the right and Lukie is jammed in the middle. He is spooned by James and hugged by Vic.

R192 the perfect body? You are joking....

R193, NO not joking...... and I haven't said anything about his tight fitted pants, which you can't see clearly on the above pic but they are, which outline perfectly his prominent protruding man bulge.

Thank God for Francesca, she always comes through for Vic.

As I was saying....

R194 yeah, vic can always depend on francesca to post a pic or two 🕺

R192

"he is spooned by james and hugged by vic"

please allow me to correct that 🙏

He is spooned by james hugged by vic and fucked by both. 👊 🤣

R192 Gold 🤣🤣🤣 Perfect body with steroids 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Why the hell is tim always there? Hey

R198 cause crypt keeper is always part of the fuckfest 👅🍆🍑👅

R199 they all look like they have aids - I feel sorry for Luke’s dad. He looks like such a lovely man and all he sees is his son acting like a male prostitute!

R200 his parents do seem like very nice people but they raised him, I didn't, they were the one's responsible for his upbringing and consequently for how he turned out as an adult SO now they reap what they sow.

I don't feel sorry for them one bit, besides they are most probably very proud of him.

Lol. His parents celebrate his birthday with a new man every year. Wtf

R201 true to the point and R202 so true 🤣

For a sec, I couldn't even find his dad. It's like he was trying to fade into the background.

R202 I wonder if they have an interfamily betting system about how long each boyfriend is going to last? I'm sure that they always hope for the best, but it can't escape their notice that no one sticks for too long of a time. I'd posit in some cases they might be glad some of them haven't lasted.

As far as their being responsible for what he is -- they actually raised him to be the exact opposite of how he turned out, but I'm sure that they are proud of him anyway. You do have to give it to him that he has a very successful career.

Victor and Luke must bond over their penchant for wearing too tight clothing.

R204 and vic had to have a front row seat of course 🤦‍♂️

Hubie is really something else, and not in a good way.

[quote] huberthsch Kiss you both 😘😘

R208 Hubert is camp and that’s fine - successful and innovative- frankly I think Luke was the one that pulled him away from laszlo

Um 😐 no happy birthday song, no poem what the actual fuck🤔🤔🤔🤔

R210 I was just wondering about that too. And isn't it weird that Luke hasn't posted anything on his actual birthday and didn't go online either, not once. Only Vic went online just once about 6 hours ago.

R211 Possibly flying back to LA or London. By far the best thing I have read today, I am wetting myself. Read Luke's twitter post.... not a happy Jan. In all fairness he doesn't look 39 at all, I would have said 49 but go Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

My guess is that the reason he didn't post a pic on his birthday, like he did last year, is because he had to include Vic in it and he obviously didn't want to.

His friends can post pics of his bf's but never him.

R213 Fab relationship. Dream come true.....NOT

R213 the comments on that post are hilarious, lukie's caption before he deleted -"just missing one special someone"- and the fangirls were tagging Josh Gad - a straight married man. 🤦‍♂️

R215 yes , I remember that...

Vic deleted the "I want a puppy" post from FB despite the comments from crypt keepers sister-in-law and James.

R217 probably realized it made him look like a dick

R217 Why did he do it?

R218 🤣🤣

Still in Rome with his freebie sunnies

And still following people that not even Lukie follows.

I guess it's a way to thank her, if it wasn't for her no one would have known that he was in Rome

lol. Was the birthday sponsored by Tods!?!??

R223 I was wondering the same thing. I don't get it, what does that even mean? was everything paid by them?

Why would a company sponsor an actors birthday, what do they get in return?

Vic is trying way too hard.

I think they might have left rome already. yesterday they were all quiet and now vic is all over IG.

Since everything is sponsorship/promotional opportunity with Evans, I hoping that some company sponsors his next fight with Victor.

^^to add to R255 i'm sure that one of them, not sure which one, had an IG story from the colosseum yesterday.

R226 I'd like to recommend Chock full o'Nuts as the perfect promotional partner for that exercise.

Are they in Roma yet?

Does Luke partner/advertise for Tods? Maybe that was the photo shoot he did just before leaving London last week??? Still don't get why they would sponsor his birthday trip.

R230 I don't get why they would sponsor his birthday either.

R229 I think they left Rome already, they were both offline for a very long time yesterday so maybe they were travelling. I thought they might be in LA but today they were online European times.

R213

[quote]the comments on that post are hilarious, lukie's caption before he deleted -"just missing one special someone - and the fangirls were tagging Josh Gad - a straight married man. "

Many comments were about Jon K, being that 'one special someone'

R232 yes so, what's your point? 90% of the comments were about Josh Gad.

I don't think Jon was there that day and the stories he posted were taken the previous time he was in Budapest. And if he was there for his birthday shame on your boy and his gang for not posting a single pic with him. He doesn't seem to have a problem with his gang posting pics of Turnip.

^^ *gang*- or amazing bunch of people as he calls them

Judging by the number of bf he goes through per annum and his past his next birthday will be sponsored by depends pads 🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮

R235 I don't know if that's possible, as Depends' parent company is Kimberly Clark, and Luke is a wholly owned subsidiary of Procter and Gamble.

R236 🤣😂

So Vic has been to London, Paris and Rome and hasn't posted a single pic of his journeys/vacations. He's satisfied with following a couple of people and liking some posts. What a good little puppy he turned out to be 🐩 👅

R233 R235

This happened one year ago, on Luke's birthday.

Jon K posted this pic Happy birthday, Gaston!

R239 nobody fucking care, go ship them somewhere else. This thread is about the "amazing" world of a fucking slut and his fuck buddies. Now go away.

R240 I agree but R239 was beautiful. Victor is a very good Llama.

R240 that was just a year ago and Lukie is already on his second "boyfriend" and god knows how many fuck buddies on the side.

He's a heartless disgusting pig with no morals or true feelings for anyone.

R242 is for R239

How long is slut bags birthday in Rome lasting or is victor posting shit??? Again no one has seen the fucker in Rome

R244 I was just wondering the same thing. There was a picture from 1 day ago of Luke at a restaurant in Italy with a fan. Unfortunately, I don't have the link.

They're still there, the other slut bag just posted too.

Lukie can go unnoticed when he wants, he's done it many times before.

Rome was not built in a day, nor can it be properly toured in less than five to seven.

I'm guessing that the older family members are still there and they are the focus. That would explain the lack of online exchange and Victor's very, very, very good behavior. Why? Could be a lot of reasons. Maybe Luke's allusion to health issues and not taking things for granted is somewhat involved.

R247 what health issues? Aids?

R248 Who says the health issues are Luke's?

R249 look at the bag of dicks! And even if it was his parents he’s not been around until recently to be there for support so please 🤮

What are you talking about ???

R250 exactly. I don't think the health issues he hint it at (in the post below) have anything to do with his parents or any member of his family.

I still think that he was talking about himself and that he put himself in danger when he tried that "black run" as he put it. He overestimated his abilities as a skier and probably nearly killed himself by the time he went down that slope.

nobody wants to take a selfy with victor? 🤣

I still think that he's full of shit though and he looks like shit too.

R245 Is this the picture that you're talking about?

FYI He also went to Rome with Mica and that's when this pic was taken.

.....

R255 No that wasn't the pic - he was just with one person. It totally could have been when he was in Rome with Mica. Not sure.

R258

The pic you're talking about is @R257 then?

and yes the pic I posted @R255/256 was taken when he was in Rome with Mica

Wait, did Victor just now remember to wish his "best friend" Amy "Happy Birthday"? So according to him she is always there for him, but he can barely get out from under Luke to wish her a birthday?

Oh God! how he likes ugly men ..

R261 I know it’s like he needs to be the better looking one. They are all just yuk but then look at Tim 🤮

Dakota is in Rome. His birthday must be lasting a week. DICKHEAD much!!!!!!!!!!!

A round of applause 👏 for gay slut llama Vic who has only been following Luke’s friends and no posts. Good llama dog good boy fetch Lukies bone 🍖

R264 jajaja

R264 hahahaha vic did post, a pic of himself standing outside the vatican museum but he took it down AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

R266 Are you kidding me? The point of doing shit like that is beyond me.

Yeah Turnip posted yesterday, tagged location and all, wearing his polaroids.... He was standing in front of this structure.

It turns out that Dakota and Daniel whatshisname weren't in Rome for Lukie's birthday, they were there to promote The Alienist.

R262 I don't think looks is amongst his criteria when picking a bf/fuck buddy. If it was he wouldn't have picked Jon or Hubie as they are both way better looking than he is.

He just picks up any loser that would go running when his summoned, always at his convenience of course, someone who meets his needs and gives him constant attention and admiration.

Was he wearing Turnip's trousers yesterday? It looks like it!

R270 I doubt it. Turnip is way bigger than him and if it was for press surely Esmeralda would have brought a new set of designer clothes free of charge to wear.... like Tods maybe???

I think they are Turnip's pants.

Turnip has broader shoulders but other than that I don't think he's bigger just taller, hence why he rolled the pants up. Besides, Lukie loves wearing his bf's clothes.

What a fucking idiot, what is the point of this post now?

R272 If they are his pants I am sorry he needs his head examined. I do not get the sharing clothes business it is so weird... wear your own fucking clothes. R273 Don't get me started. I just do not understand people like this.

R7 vic has deleted that from his bio 🤷‍♀️🤣

He used these trousers when he was in Mexico...

Vic 's desperate to publish something....

R277 exactly what i was thinking. Mostly he's "fishing" for likes from one particular person.

Poor idiot he's posting any old crap. He's been to London, Paris, Rome and all he dared to post was a couple of stories.

and that he deleted later

he is very pathetic .. his last publication ... he has nothing more to show?

Turnip got more acknowledgement from Lukie than anyone else before him, they're even following each other, what more does he want? He got more likes for his posts and more follows unfollows than anyone ever imagined.

He's now being flaunted and paraded from one event to another and from one vacation to the next - OK maybe not as much as Mica but there's still time. AND summer is here, with a bit of patience and perseverance he might even get to do the Bulge Parade in Mykonos

There you go, lets see how long this stays up.

Victor must read this thread. Yes you are a douche bag and Luke loves a lackey who will do what he wants. Sorry Luke isn’t worth it. Five years time he’ll be back on the west end mark my words as he’s aging woefully

that tongue....

R283 I wish he would read this thread and keep his tongue in his mouth.

R285 🤣🤣🤣

You wouldn't be saying that if his tongue was over your body...and ya know it..lol Green eyed monster..i think??

R287 ewwwwww 🤣🤣🤣🤣 his breath would stink so bad 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Hasn't he given up.. seen pictures where he has a vape thing..???😉

R275 Guess that graphic design thing didn't work out for him, although the new link to IMDB has him as Actor/Art Department.

R268 It's still up on his Facebook page. In it he states that the Vatican museum is better than Coachellla, because people always compare the two, ya know. Maybe that's where they're heading next?

R290 When did he start posting on the Victor turpin fb page, he hasn't posted anything there for ages? I only ever check his v man turpin page.

Coachella is finished isn't it? But yes LA next and then NYC for tribeca film festival i think.

Shouldn't Luke be heading home.. isn't he appearing at the queens 92nd Birthday Celebrations ... (uk) on Sat 21st April??

R291 It's still going on this weekend.

R292 That makes sense. I jokingly said several days ago that Vic would someday meet the queen -- guess that might actually be happening, unless he goes back to CA and the music festival and Luke does not.

We will see...Lukes name was in print as being part of it.. could be recorded tho..🤔

R292

[quote] Queen Elizabeth II was born on 21 April 1926 but has an official birthday usually celebrated on the second Saturday of June.

All i know..and I'm from the UK is Albert Hall Sat 21st April ..Evening.. Celebration Evening in aid of the Queens 92nd Birthday ???

Actually you might be right.

I am..been on Tv and Also tried to get tickets..but was unlucky..

Oh Lord, now look what we've done!!

Or is it that Lukie finally gave him permission to post!

OMG..what Next..Strange guy..lol .. I wonder if this is not the Real thing for Luke.. or he thinks it is..

All Lukies bfs behave this way - it gives us gays such a bad name 🤦‍♂️

So much for being on good behavior. I wonder what changed?

F... knows.. maybe he thinks he's Tarzan... Maybe he's just had a good seeing too...😉😉😉😁

Love does strange things to you..lol..😂😂😂

R304 so does Luke to his boyfriends - I’m starting to wonder if he drugs them???

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I agree with 'who the F___ knows', but he's no longer a graphic designer (it was still part of his bio as of yesterday) and he's back to posting really, really stupid things, so something is up. We' see how long this phase lasts.

The wild thing about these guys is they tend to telegraph their blows, so to speak. I guess it's one of those 'watch this space for updates' type of a situation.

Are they still in Rome? It's most likely that Vic is allowed to post after the fact to cut down on people linking them together in a same time, same place situation.

R308 - I'd say their not being in Rome any longer is a fair bet. Vic tends to post things a bit after the fact, too, so this all might be from yesterday, just as the Vatican museum was from the previous day's activity.

This is ridiculous

They're still in Rome

R310 Getting? I think it sort of always was. The only consistent element has been that VT is a total gavone (as they are in Italy, a little Italian-American slang is in order).

R312 Gavone alright 👏👏👏

So is cunt hole going to Tribecca Film Festival for State like Sleep? Or did he go and left Victor to his phone in Rome to find his way homo???

Who knows 🤷‍♀️ he's suppose to be in London tomorrow for the Queen's birthday celebrations, but he was also suppose to be on some show last weekend but he ended up in Rome for his birthday, so who the fuck knows where he'll go. 🤦‍♂️

I think this pretty much confirms it

His movie will also be screened on the 22nd and 23rd, so he can still make it .

And on the 28th

R316 what performance will Luke be doing? A rendition of ‘Your the one that I want’ with Victor 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m laughing my head off writing this as I can just imagine it 😂😂😂

Yeeessss 💪 more free trips for Vic 😎

Super pissed off right now, Turnip might actually get to meet the Queen.

The luketeers are reposting Turnip's crap now, and he "liked".

R322 omg what a dickhead - not even Hubert did that. Whoa he’s super desperate- although this might cause another row anyway if Luke’s got another job down the line he’ll find a new bitch.

Have you seen Hubert videos on Instagram.. he's bin making faces a lot like turnip.. if I didn't no better I'd think he was taking the piss.. goes back a few days too... 😉😉😉🤔🤔🤔

?? Who is the tall guy next to Luke in the picture with Prince Charles???

2016. Thats Mica with Luke.

Well thought it was .. but wasn't sure .. not used to seeing him with his clothes on..usually in Speedos..lol ..Good god what will Victor be like if he gets to meet royalty.. he will be over the top unbearable... more than now... Help...😨😨😨

R325 seriously??? You didn't recognise Mica???

Turnip's bff Amy is in the UK now

R322 vic un-liked the pic 🤦‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

R330 he’s such a turd

Omg Victor Turpin is a pig 🐷, what a moron he’s a Spanish telenovela queen 👸🏻

He’s by far the worst of all Luke’s bfs , Lois bfs get worse , luke is really picking the ones on the bottom of the food 🥘 chain , Victor is a moron , what after Victor a monkey next ???

Victor aka Victoria , Latina telenovela queen that’s a good one , lmao

R332 well one 🐷 meets another 🐷 so now we have a 🐷🐷 relationship. Isn't that 🙌👏👏👏

R335 amen 🙏 I

definitely, victor is the worst

Who is Ben De Lisi and why is he following victor?

Ibiza here they come 😎

Meet Ben De Lisi, he's a friend of Lukie's and he lives in Ibiza or just has a house there, not quite sure.

He once tried to "mend" Lukie's and Jon's relationship or just stuck his nose where it didn't belong

R341 truthfully because I think Jon is the best he’s been with out of all of them frankly.

I thought this Ben was also following hubie but he doesn't or maybe he unfollowed him after he broke up with lukie.

R341 that was after lukie dumped mica and started to pursue Jon.

Where are the two homos? Esmeralda is at Coachella, Dakota arrived at lax?

I'm still amused by the outfit Turnip wore to his tv interview. It's awful and he looks stuffed like a sausage. But he obviously thinks he looks very hot since he posted it.

R345 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

R345 I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vic's baby is going to sing for queen tonight and he's #proud.

R348 I just saw 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

FYI Hubie is in London - meet the replacement 🤣

R350 do you think lukie invited him?

R351 Yes

R351 I never thought of that but your probably right

This is the most BRILLIANT that Lukie has ever been and it's all thanks to Turnip. He's a changed man.

IS IT REAL LOVE?

Yes 💍 may they live happily ever after 👰🤴💐

Omg Hubie in London , drama telenovela here we come

R356 - the only drama that is being played is the sad, delusional one in the heads of the stalking haters here.

Luke and Hubert are still friends.

Do you think Turnip will start following Hubie ?

R358 On social media? Not sure. In real life? He already did follow him in December of 2017.

R359 you mean he's been stalking Hubie irl

Everybody is talking about his tight pants! Who's watching him signing, just how tight are his pants?

Hubie and Luke friends , yeah fuck buddiesv

R363 yeah spot on! Hubie isn’t at the show. Why hasn’t anyone posted anything or is it only by invitation?

Lukie performing “Oh, what a beautiful mornin’” at the Queen’s birthday celebration.

Lukie singing in the finale with the other performers at the Queens’s birthday celebration.

R365 He sounded good in his solo, but not too great in the finale. Was that supposed to be an imitation of Louis Armstrong? If so, it fell a bit flat.

Thought he did excellent on his solo... think they all were a bit off at the end.. .victor posted on Instagram.. mini video of him and his friend behind the scenes I think...

R367 Amy pembs Gee he loves to show them off doesn’t he. Poor victor will need to be hospitalized once Luke’s thru with him. Classless to say the least and Luke acts like a child bringing them everywhere it’s like his blankey 🤦‍♂️

^ AND for someone who wanted privacy I’m sorry Victor is the epitome of pathetic and weakness! None other of his bf have done this it’s really quite shameful

I think Luke is lonely...and he needs someone/people around him..but whether victor is right or not god knows.. but if he's what Luke wants for now...he is gonna have to put up with the backlash...

R370 agreed! I’ve always said his lonely and stiles me as someone who suffers with bipolar which is nothing to be ashamed of but get help!

R364 he was nervous poor guy you could hear it in his voice - good effort though!

He is always nervous.. just watch his hands his movement.. he fiddles with his clothing and hands.. I don't know about bi polar..not my area.. but I feel for the guy sometimes.. think he is misunderstood..id hate to be in his shoes.. Fame brings loads of hangers on.. fake friends.. all the crap... I wouldn't want it..

R373 me neither

I really just want one honest person in Luke's life to explain to him how to read the size labels on his clothing so he can stop wearing clothes that are too small...that's it.

R375 it's done on purpose. How else would he get comments like "he got a standing ovation in his pants" 🍆 He craves attention in any way shape or form.

So loneliness accounts for the fact that he's a prick??

R373 I agree. As much as I poke fun at him, I think he's actually a weak-willed guy who wants people to...love him. The weak-willed part is what causes him to do stupid, self-destructive, and even prickish things at times (e.g. 4chan). RE: Victor - I'm sorry, but everything about this guy screams 'opportunist'. And even if that's not the case, he acts like a total knob: crude, confrontational and not funny. People here have said that only someone as desperate as Vic would put up with Luke, but I think the exact opposite is true -- this dude could have anybody and Vic is who he picks? THAT is the definition of desperate.

R378 👏👏👏👏👏

So there's opportunist and fake friends and hangers-on in his life - he's been around and he's old enough he should know what to do But these people give him what he yearns for - admiration, attention, praise - so they stay.

R378 After Hubie dumped him he was desperate, he needed someone FAST, Vic was available and VOILA he didn't waste any time not that he would have made a different/better choice if he wasn't so desperate.

R376 he's very proud of his bulge and likes to show it off every chance he gets.

I’ll fitted suit if I do say!

It's a pity that Luke surround himself with this type of people... are parasites, either because of his fame or for his money

Why is Hubie in bed with another man, that's not his bf, so early in the morning?

R383. I think the guy is his sister's husband.

R383 cousins or sisters fiancée - was his bucks weekend

I agree Luke is weak , you would be in you were raised by jehovas witnesses, he’s enjoying life to the max to make up for a repressed childhood and now he is partying, drinking getting all those freebies but deep down he’s looking lonely seeking acceptance due to his gayness and the fact he’s not successful as he would like to be for a 39 yr old actor

So where are the two sluts? 👅

R387 raising their bums for the qween

I found a thread Luke started (lol)

So Luke took victor and Amy to the Queens birthday production? Looser

R390 i wonder! he didn't take crypt keeper or any other family member? Just the two hangers on that he met just a couple of months ago?

R391 Luke is all class. He is such a retard.

R389 Nah there must have been more than 300, the OP of the other thread is only 28yo whereas our Lukie is 39.

Considering that he's addicted to sex- he said it himself in an interview- and taking into account all those years that he was working in the West End theatres and that nobody knew who he was- he was most probably one of the biggest whores around.

Plus look at the type of guys he hanged out with - first class druggies

So vic is still in london following luke around? 🐶 who's a good boy!

Yes today is - Bring Your Dog to Work Day.

For Victor Turpin of Medellin, Colombia opportunity knocks!

Luke really is weak - I wonder how many addictions Victor is there to provide for, or is he a life raft?

I swear to God he's by far the biggest idiot ever, what is the point of this pic now?

If he's so sure of himself and so confident (leaving comments #proud, liking pics, following everyone) that he's here to stay why doesn't he post like any other normal person would do?

Side note: This is the third time he's following Daniel Bruhl (followed unfollowed refollowed unfollowed and now following again)

Yikes he looks like a hairy ape on testosterone

r398 "Side note: This is the third time he's following Daniel Bruhl (followed unfollowed refollowed unfollowed and now following again)"

Sounds like he's trying to get his attention to get a follow back. He's obviously using Luke to get connections and keep himself in the circle when inevitably their relationship goes sour.

The cat left his house and the rat has a party. Is Victor going to post another picture to make it more obvious that he's in Luke's house?

R398 Omg is he reading this thread?

R401 he's such an amateur

Look and learn Vic you prick

So look left the dog at home on his own hence the reason of the posts

Who’s Duncan Millership? Love how Hubert followed him now victor. Luke’s friends must be either keeping him as a friend because of the fame thing or must feel sorry for him - he needs to grow the fuck up seriously. Victor is a looser, plain and simple!

R406 Duncan was Luke's old agent, but I think he's in management now.

R407 i thought that he still is.

Vic needs to step his shit up, there's still Daisy, Kat (surprised that he's not following her already after the Sunday roast), Nicholas Grimshaw, Robert Konjic, Holly, Sammy, Craig, Jack, Matt, James-to follow. Cousin Dean, how is he not following cousin Dean on IG?

R408 He might be, I'm not sure. I thought he was still in management, but a quick google search tells me he's with WME so he might still be Luke's agent.

R409 I think that he is still his agent or manager too.

Remember the pic posted by Hilary Shor? Duncan was at TIFF, as late as September 2017, as a member of Lukie's team.

(Can't copy certain images now and Hilary is on private)

R410 with Hubbe.... a new bf every six months...🤣🤣

R408 definitely Víctor is the worst... He is a fucking idiot.

Jon was the worst! He was trying to ruin Luke’s life. We all remember fake accounts opened by Jon. Pestering Luke. Crazy person

R413 what are you talking about?? uff ....

Victor posted to Luke's ex boyfriends. Hubert was in London and Jon returning to London

R415 what are you talking about?

Vic changed tactics lately, he waits some hours before liking Lukie's posts, he doesn't want to look desperate when in fact he's nothing but....

He's up early, lets hope that he's taking his ugly ass back to LA.

R418 Why he doesn't work. You should see the fucking post Esmeralda put on referring to Luke as his highness. Absolutely pathetic!

R419 i threw up in my mouth a little bit when i read it. I used to like her but the way she cares on when it comes to him is so over the top, so exaggerated that it gets on my fucking nerves.

**carries on** not cares

R415 Do you honestly believe that either one cares what Lukie's bitch posts on SM?

I mean look at him, can you take someone that looks like that seriously? They're probably laughing their heads off at both him and Lukie.

R422 oh I agree I don’t take them seriously and I doubt many people do

R422 Victor is a Loony Tunes cartoon character, and Luke is just kind of a weird guy.

Turnip deleted the "couch" pic from IG but was posted on the Victor Turpin fb page.

Now he has deleted from there too.

And now it's back on IG.

R425 Oh good - self-doubt has crept back in. Things are back to normal.

It's all so weird. The guy is a complete moron.

Why he makes so much comedy ?it's just a fucking picture ... he’s stupid boy...

Vic is a very desperate man. This will all end in tears.

Do you believe?

R425 Has the caption been changed slightly? I don't remember the 'and not bragging about it' being there before. I don't remember the two-finger salute being there either, so this might actually be a different picture. I could be wrong on that.

Everything this guy does makes him look like an opportunist -- my take on the picture yesterday was that he WAS bragging about being able to lay about while his meal ticket went to work. There is a good chance that somehow that was communicated to him and he switched it out with a bit of a fuck you included, changing the text, too. Again, I might be wrong, as only gave it a glance yesterday.

R431 it's definitely a different picture, the hashtags are different #love #life wasn't there before neither were the two finger salute but the "not bragging about it" was, I think.

R432 Thanks for the clarification. This guy comes off as very unstable. I know that folks throw that term around regarding Luke, but he's the Rock of Gibraltar compared to Turpin. That instability coupled with potential steroid abuse (no one has a chest like that naturally) makes for a volatile combination. Whenever this ends, there is a good chance that it won't be peaceful.

R433 I agree - Luke has issues big time

Luke is just settling for someone easy. Turnip is eager to please and doesn't seem to have any important career constraints so he can run to Luke when needed. This relationship might actually work.

"Turnip is eager to please" - definitely and he's doing his utmost not to set a foot wrong. However there was already a rough patch in their relationship so i don't actually give it much time.

R425 how degrading for a man or woman for that matter 🤦‍♂️

R437 yes of course

THIS:

[quote] However there was already a rough patch in their relationship

AND:

IF whatever happened that day didn't happen Turnip wouldn't be here now.

R439 Nothing singnigcant happened. This is just how eratic and unstable Luke is when it comes to relationship. I bet he has a mental illness that leads him to blow so hot and cold. Did this to Jon and also Mica.

Lukie attended some event last night. Was Turnip there or he was at home blending with the sofa?

R441 no he would have taken victor like he took Hubie

Of course vic was there, lukie doesn't go anywhere alone.

R442 and mica before him. Mica attended more events than I will attend in all my lifetime.

If Turnip was there he'll post something for sure, or their friend Amy might have tagged along and will post.

There was an after party too

Can someone name at least one actor gay or straight that drags his/her gf/bf along to every single premiere, film festival or screening that he/she attends? 🤔

R446 I’ve been asking the same question time and time again and I don’t know of any! Rather pathetic and just plain dumb which is what Luke is!

R447 - yeah and you would be the first person to say that Luke was ashamed and cold if he DIDN'T bring his BF to events. There's no pleasing you haters.

Do you like your BF to leave you at home as well? Oh wait, you probably have never had a BF. YOU are the PATHETIC and DUMB one.

r446 What does "Gay" have to do with taking your significant other to every premiere? Straight people do this as well. Are you implying he should hide more?

r446 Oop sorry I missed your inclusion of straight. But plenty of straight celebrities take their partners to every public event. Why not?

R450 yeah? Name one.

I can't name a single one. Do you know why? Because other actors significant other usually have a life of their own. Lukie's bitches are all losers that have nothing going for them.

^^ and that's what he looks for

R451 - you're obviously too dumb to think so I'll play your game.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

Tatum Channing and wife before they split

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux before they split

There I named three. There's more but I won't waste my time.

R454 Bullshit

I think it's normal to bring your significant other to every event especially if they have no life outside of following you around. It's not like Turnip is busy.

It is normal to bring your significant other to events, but the emphasis should be on "significant". All of the couples named above were/are in long-term, established relationships. Luke started trotting Vic all over the place very quickly and he takes ALL of his "significant" others to these events, which sort of seems like they may not be that significant if any dude he is sleeping with can get an invite.

R457 - I guess Luke doesn't discriminate like you do. New BF, fuck buddy, longtime BF - they all get to share in his life.

Turnip has been paraded around for four months now, how is it that no one recognised him? Is he or isn't he an actor?

R458 😂 Lol I don't discriminate, but I do have enough emotional maturity to understand who should share the same space with my family, close friends and work colleagues versus someone who I may sleep with for a few months and then move on.

R460 🙌 👏

So where's vic?

R460 your right 👏👏👏

So I gather Just Jared must be advised from his PR as his articles are always so glowing....

R463 of course he is and he doesn't publish anything without a seal of approval from PR.

Lukie and Turnip at Royal Albert Hall

R465 victor looks like his bodyguard 🤣

Who else thinks that the guy standing inside the doorway is Turnip?

R467 shape us more of James but whilst victor has been quiet he would have posted for sure if he was there

I think Turnip and James are very similar in shape, they even look alike.

I don't think Turnip went back to LA without Lukie but I could be wrong.

Forgot the pic

R470 True - Luke’s short next them

R268 They both have been quiet; Luke didn't even post his typical "go see the play, " or "here is a photo of me with the cast". Maybe there was another rupture and they're in the working-it-out phase...again.

If vic is back in LA then he got up at 6 am yesterday, maybe even earlier can't remember exactly, to like luke's pic, so their relationship can't be all that ruptured.

R473 Why?

R474 what do you mean why? Because when vic liked luke's latest post it was only around 6am in LA. If their relationship was in trouble he wouldn't be so eager to like his post.

R475 victor would like a post of Luke showing off his hole, he’s a moron like a puppy - no brain!

Is Luke a bottom or top?

Lukie and Turnip in Paris

Another one

WTF?

R480 hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

I don't know why .. but I thought Dakota was a lesbian.... oops...they like putting Luke with Jon...lol

Luke's numbers for who he follows keep increasing but I cannot seem to tell who is new unless I am already following them, anyone got any ideas????

R483 check his following list on a laptop, not on a phone or tablet. The last people he followed will be at the top of the list.

R483 oops sorry you can also see who were the last people he followed on a tablet and phone, they come right after the people you follow with the most recent at the top. I don't know if that's clear. 😎

R485 yes thank you 😊

Does anyone know if they both are still in London... both gone very quiet...

So Turnip is still in London, right?

R487 Oops we posted at the same time

I think they're still in London, the little they've been online was more than likely on British time, and I still believe that the guy standing inside the doorway is Turnip.

R489 so if vic was with him, why haven't we seen at least one picture?

Maybe just on private time?

R490 yeah I don’t see why he wouldn’t have posted something when he posted at the queens birthday event

R492 He didn't post for the same reason that he didn't post when he was in London the first time (before they went to Paris) or when he was in Paris or Rome.

He didn't post for the same reason that he muted the video or that he deletes all the pics he posts.

How the fuck should I know what goes on in Turnip's pea brain!

Or maybe because he already posted enough, mission accomplished. No need to post more

R491 yeah, on private time indeed. They're at home fucking their brains out.

R493 no puppies have no brain, he’ll post luke having a piss in the bathroom next

See victor has put a video on Instagram on private plane to Paris.. no doubt for one of Luke's films prob Anna..

It looks like they're going to Paris again. Turnip posted one story deleted it and posted another stating destination

Strange guy he is!

It's almost like he read this thread and decided he needed to inform us that he was indeed still in Europe. 😏

Probably did..Its obvious he likes the attention..

I was wondering why the cabin was so narrow.

Why are they using a private jet?

I don't think that's a private jet, it's a Eurostar train.

Oh sorry.. never bin on the Eurostar....or to Paris.. lol

Just because they rented a jet once, which was probably paid by esmeralda and her rich friends, it doesn't mean that lukie was going to pay all that money to take vic to paris on a private jet. He hardly ever pays for anything as we have seen countless of times, i doubt he was going to do it now.

I got carried away and thought that it might be a private jet too.

R504 exactly, he's always thanking someone

Even his birthday trip was funded by @tods

Luke and Jon made the best couple.....

His skiing trip was also funded

R505 - you're complaining that he's polite and thanks people??? WTF? Gee, whining about a good personality trait. Haters gotta hate even when they can't think straight.

Most people would love to take advantage of all of those freebies and I suspect you would be the first one on the private plane. Actors get free stuff. Sometimes if they make appearances on TV shows or present awards, they're given a goodie bag with free products and trips. Are you too stupid to figure that out. Fucking get over yourself!

His trip to Joshua Tree with Vic and his tag along friends was also funded

Remember this guy? Him and Amy were the tag along friends that went with Vic and Lukie to Joshua Tree. This guy thanks, in one of his posts, a @timpalen (a guy followed by Lukie) and a @abelvabel for their hospitality.

Freebies Freebies Freebies

R510 - sounds like you're "jealous, jealous, jealous".

Poor Lukie....

R512 that was my all time fave🤣 That giuliacoci comment was the best. Utter looser as is victor.

R508 don’t stick up for the cunt please! Move to another thread.

Luke picks his boyfriends to be travel lovers. Look at Mica takes off all the time and brings his bf. Luke does the same. It is a pattern. Major mental issues plague this man and he will more than likely take his life when shit hits the fan. I cannot bring myself to feel sorry for trash!

Another day another event more freebies. Perhaps they gave him a goodie bag with a giant Jaguar shaped dildo in it.

R516 yes agreed! Desperate moron

R516 why does he always look so miserable, very rarely do you see him smile. And why is he always hiding his glass, as far as i know it's not a crime to be photographed with a drink in your hand. 🍷cheers luke 🥂

R518 omg your so right

Like I said before, there is no reasoning behind Turnip's motives. He posts, he deletes, he doesn't post anything for days, he follows unfollows re-follows, he likes then unlikes and so on and so on....

Now he's suddenly determined to inform 'us' of their whereabouts and at the same time Lukie is quieter than a mouse.

R520 I think that they had another spat early in the week, maybe about Victor feeling useless and needy. They've made up, or at least Victor is happy. Luke looks unhappy and his face is puffy again, so go figure.

R513 It's 'loser,' not 'looser'. Looser would pertain to clothes that are not tight-fitting, and we know that's not the case for either of them.

Lukie said nothing about the "strictly ballroom, the musical" event. Not like him at all

He said nothing about last nights event either

Like I said not like him at all

Now it looks like they'll be attending a Formula E race. Again nothing from Luke.

Vic will follow just about anyone that comes into contact with luke now-hairdressers, photographers, french actresses...

R526 loonie

Omg it’s Mica number 2 like seriously step by step story by story 😂🤔🤮

Goodness. Everything about Victor screams "opportunistic". He isn't even showing anything specific, just posting on IG stories to let folks know he is there. It literally looks like he is just waving his phone in a crowd.

R529 - ok, how many times has the word "opportunistic" been applied to Turnip? We get it. Thanks, broken record.

R530 I think just call him ‘A DICK’ we’ll get the picture!

Luke must know he's posting stuff and it's all associated with him...people are not daft....well the majority anyway..he must be ok with it... I'd leave the Dick at home.. permanent..it just disturbs me that this Dick may be around for longer.. leeching on...

Luke knows exactly what he's up to and he doesn't care. I seriously don't know how to interpret his indifference.

Always the same resting bitch face

Hold on he's actually laughing here. Make a note of it! Turnip in the background - playing it cool

And Vic found someone to take a picture with him/of him.

R531 - does that mean we can call you "CUNT"?

Bless....hes had a lovely day...ive just threw up... hairy gorilla.. Come on Luke.. wake up and smell the Columbian coffee...he is riding on your reputation and fame.. is this what you really want.... Fake screams from him...

R538 don't worry about it, Lukie is a big boy he knows what he's doing, it's a win-win situation.

Lukie has his bitch and Vic is making a few connections, so what?

R538 - A message for you and fellow haters.

Turnip, stop wearing those extra tight shirts. It is not a good look. You look like a cheap sausage.

R541 👏👏

I criticize vic all the time too, he's just ugh 💩 but seriously, who cares? Lukie is a slutty promiscuous cunt, so who cares if vic is riding on his fame or if he looks like an overstuffed sausage or if he has the IQ of a 5yo. It seems to me that the two of them get along like a house on fire so 😎

Luke looks terrible in the video he posted.

Ok so R534 Luke what the hell are you wearing honey I haven’t seen a jumper like that since the 80’s R535 wicked side eye from victor 🤣🤣🤣 idris omg yummmmm R536 I can imagine how that one went ‘hi I’m victor hear with that actor quick let’s take a pic’ R537 the biggest and the best 😘😘😘😘 R541 he has no style R544 rarely does he look good these days. As the ice cube song clearly states “big dicks in yo ass is bad for your health’ 🤣

I don't want to be mean or anything and I really really love having him in Europe tending to "His Majesty's" every need but when is Vic going home? Doesn't he have things to do or some kind of a job or a life besides being Lukie's bitch.

It looks like they're both still going back to London.

[quote] Luke what the hell are you wearing honey I haven’t seen a jumper like that since the 80’s

OMG you're right, I didn't take much notice of his clothes, his resting bitch face catches my attention every time, but OMG you're right. LOL

R546 love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So lukie posts nothing about the Jaguar events but vic posts a pic and several stories and lukie merely likes a couple of pics follows a couple of people and posts that ridiculous video of their ride back home.

Stupid moron, shouldn't he be thanking someone for yet another freebie trip to Paris and for all the free food and drinks him and his slutty bf consumed.

R549 Honey he’s above all that cmon he’s a CELEBRITY- utter cunt. He is what’s wrong with this world.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R551 if it's in the daily mail then it must be official but where is the picture of the said boyfriend? 🤔

R552 and R551 that is fucking gold!!!!!! Dailymail doesn’t get approval for what they write but a certain few people must’ve be sending little pokes to the dailymail and daily star hahaha Omg he’ll frickem loose it you watch, oh any guessing who might of contributed 👋👋👋👋👋👋

R553 i'm sorry but i disagree, i think that the daily mail unlike the daily star got approval from lukie's PR before printing names.

Nah lukie won't be freaking out about this, he already knew that vic will be mentioned just like he knew and approved the mykonos bulge parade pictures.

R554 no sorry. Last year he changed his IG post because they reported that he and jk were together. The bulge parade never mentioned Micas name either. His fault anyway no sympathy but omg it’s gold and the best part is NO picture of victor and he’ll be spewing about that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

R554 the dailymail report what they want to report

I don't think that the Daily Mail publishes names without PR permission either, but anyway....

Talking about Lukie's jumper and what R521 was saying about tight-fitted clothing , How the Fuck did Lukie get into this outfit? Could it be any tighter?

R557 oh I know I think Bictor lubed his body 😊

If you look at all the articles Victor has been mentioned they have either been for Luke landing him a job and tagging along to an event Luke was paid to be at, I would be fucking mortified! How very manly!

R557 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That jacket looks so small.

R551 Just to clear my name, although I agree on both accounts, I did not write the comment "that a smile once in a while would improve the look" or that he "has gotten really vain".

Also, there's always a fucking comment about his freaking bulge, FFS, no wonder he wears such tight clothing, he loves the attention his gets. Grow up people!

R561 yes neither did I right any of those comments. I agree totally with the buldge pics but I am throwing up a little in my mouth hear but I don’t think that’s entirely his fault as it is more than likely photoshopped that way. Have you noticed how skinny he looks and Luke has very wide hips!

Luke has a set of people that comment on his posts and they are so funny 😂 latest is Indiya just gold 🤣

R563 Yawn.

R563 the luketeer that was reposting Vic's instagram stories and got into an argument with one of "those set of people", for some unknown reason closed her account down.

R562 i don't think the picture was photoshopped to make his bulge look bigger. It's very well known that he's well-endowed and very proud of it too since he never lets us forget it, either by not wearing any underwear or by wearing very tight sweatpants/pants or tiny speedos that leave little to the imagination, and parading up and down a beach.

I love this comment on that pic:

[quote] parkerjones1 @thereallukeevans are you seriously that desperate for attention? Your Luke Evans sweetie the extra cheese really isn’t necessary

He did an entire photo shoot with no underwear on

And who will ever forget these "delightful" pics?

Hubie is enjoying life and lake Balaton with his normal neurosurgeon boyfriend.

(check out his IG stories, so sweet)

If only....

Truthfully I actually don’t see what Luke sees in men like Victor? At this stage he and Mica may as well be one in the same. Hubert was yes a shoe pony but at least he had a career and businesses. It’s the same with Luke he goes for losers with nothing going for them who can serve him. I can only assume his friends must be the same - ego feeders!!!

Best comment on the daily mail article from yesterday: Not saying is isn't attractive.. but knowing he has probably had more nuts on his chin than a squirrel the appeal is somewhat lost for me.

I’ve followed these threads from last year around his birthday when everyone thought he was back with Jon. Fast forward a year and the ever so mind numbing repeat of bf behavior I have to say Hubert whilst effeminate, successful and very successful friends (both in relationships and businesses) just gorgeous human. Looking at Victor who in my opinion ranks equal to Mica on the “eww” looks department but in all seriousness what the hell was everyone bitching and complaining about Jon for? He seems truthfully really nice and has many friends gorgeous family, victor is in my opinion out of all of them the epitome opportunist and weakness!

R572 I think the same as you

Love how Esmeralda is in Mexico with Jon K and not one picture or mention! Luke definitely has a hold on her or vice versa???

R574 what you're saying is absolutely true, it's been happening for some time now, but not this time. She's in Mexico but she's not with JK.

R575 I assumed they were but who knows.

R574 R575 The annoying bitch was with Jon at the Golden Globes in January, at New York Fashion Week in February, and at Elton John's aids foundation event in March, this year alone. If you check her IG account she makes no mention of it and never posts any pictures either.

I guess "His majesty" won't allow it or she doesn't want to provoke him, everything has to be about him and of course she complies because he's her biggest client. She can't bite the hand that feeds her now can she?

Has he given up on his training sessions with his "amazing gym buddy" now? cause he looks nothing like this in that overly tight-fitted "metallic blue blazer" he was wearing the other day.

R578 Like I mentioned earlier the first few photos of him with the tight fitting jacket was definitely photo shopped. Lukie is taking his steroids differently at the moment hun. He was taking them orally or by injections now its shot up his ass!!!

R579 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

R577 yeah, the way she sucks up to him is so over the top and extremely annoying. She's put him on a pedestal and is worshipping him now, which is really kind of nauseating.

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Omg 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

R582 Ehhh, big deal. Victor is a deserved easy target for ridicule, but this just isn't one of those occasions.

I think vic is 'fishing' for likes, he's not getting them from THE man himself, but he did get one from Esmeralda which is better than nothing and he has won the luketeers over too, maybe luke will come through for vic eventually, he's done it before. BUT vic did get his name in the Daily Mail soooo what more does he want?

In the meantime luke is practically absent from SM, looking miserable af but other than that everything is cool 🤙

Turnip is my hero, he's actually managed to do what no one else has ever done before!

R585 they’ve all had their fair share - Mica was the best in the buldge parade sorry 😐

R586 Don't agree for so many reasons.

Esmeralda is in Tulum Mexico with this guy. Who is this guy and why are they on vacation together, just the two of them?

R586 I don't agree mainly because, and not only, of pictures like this one. These pics are not pap pics they are pics posted by their friends and Luke was OK with them. Have you seen anything like this before, with anyone else?

You can't really consider the bulge parade pics as pap pics either, Luke definitely gave his permission for those to be published. They were on Just Jared ffs and we all know what that means. But the two of them weren't touching or anything, just two guys walking along the beach.

Vic finally got what he wanted with that latest family pic he posted, he has re-followed Josh Gad once again and he's liking any post associated with Lukie since he can't be bothered to do it himself.

Vic's a pain in the ass

R588 don’t know? Truthfully if he was in any kind of relationship before why hide it plus he had better guys to show it off with.

When did Luke meet Victor? In November toward the end he was Hubert’s couch and then bang here’s Victor? Were Hubert and Luke actually a couple? I thought they were? This victor guy is repulsive but did they meet like someone on this thread said on Grindr?

Luke will ride on his role in beauty and the beast for the rest of his life.

Is cunt hole going to the MET Gala with Victor???

R594 of course he is, it's the role that gave him recognition and 1.3m followers in record time.

R595 Has he been before? If he has maybe he will again. He is a fashion icon after all and Vic will love it.

R596 Yes! His majesty the Duchess of Cock had been before.

R597 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

R597 Haha yes you're right, I completely forgot about it. "His Majesty" went in 2016 and 2017

In 2016

if he goes every year he'll be going this year too then 😏