Mrs. Dakota Hammer, I mean Dakota Johnson, to costar in new Armie Hammer film

I like Dakota and would approve her blowing up Armie's marriage.

r1 I don't care who blows up his marriage, as long as it's done.

I wonder what other "predictions" made in those old threads will come to fruition...

Why are fraus obsessed with this no talent douche now? He is never going to happen.

3rd generation Hollywood royalty and 3rd generation American pinko-industrialist.

[QUOTE]Why are fraus obsessed with this no talent douche now? He is never going to happen.

Hollywood cares about one thing, and that is MONEY. Hammer is box office poison.

R4 agreed. He's just so ugh.

[QUOTE]Hollywood cares about one thing, and that is MONEY. Hammer is box office poison.

We should start calling him Armie Hamper.

Miss Johnson has 3 films this year. Let's see if she has any box office post 50 Shades.

This brilliant hot actor is swamped with so many scripts ur pantys would spin...

Let’s hear about some of these scripts.

Hahahahahaa!

Which one of you sent that to him?

Fangirl #1 who thinks DL is her personal chat room, you got some 'splaining to do

I'm telling you, Dakota wants him. She's been putting herself in his way for a couple of years now. Luca is probably egging her on.

Even Timothee makes fun of the way Armie dances.

Double box office poison. Nepotism is dead- DEAD to me!

I hope Armie can handle cigarette breath from Dakota.

She'll have to handle his pot breath, r19. I'm sure they'll be fine.

Armand smokes weed, cigs and vapes. They are made for each other.

Luca will get ordained and marry them himself.

WHO LUCA?!?!

Armie is annoyed with CMBYN stans who keep sending him inappropriate messages, and he's putting them on his IG stories

Now is the perfect time for Dakota to strike, because Armie's masculinity is threatened.

Armie is probably making a mistake giving the crazyass stans ANY attention, and yet part of me is glad he's calling some of them out. So many freaks out there...

Did he expect he would attract well adjusted people when he made a love story with the little boy?

The thing I don’t get is why he gives them attention? They’re mostly teens and he’s in his early 30s...I’m sure the other costar gets mean messages too, but he doesn’t post them.

I think he does it to expose them so his stans will go after them. You can see the username of that deranged Timmy stan in the story.

Of course, if I was a hardcore Stan sending him love and positivity on a regular basis, I'd be annoyed that he only pays attention to negative, hateful messages. However, since I'm just a common observer, I find the whole thing hilarious.

[quote]The thing I don’t get is why he gives them attention?

Well, by his own admission he has poor impulse control. I also remember when he reactivated his Twitter account, he put something in his profile about being a 'troll hunter'. That may indicate something about his mentality in talking to and about these people.

I also recall seeing a conversation a few weeks back that indicated someone had sent some of those raunchy Timmy/Armie fanfiction stories TO Armie. If that's true and he actually read some, maybe between that and the creepy stan DMs he's gotten, he's just totally over these people and wants them to GTFO.

Personally I think he should just get off social media and ignore this crap, but I do find it all amusing.

They both have faces reminiscent of a horse. I don't know why white people regard long faces as good looking. Faces should not be long and heads should not outsize bodies.

Isn't she dating Goop's ex husband?

I think she’s single at the moment.

They're both BO poison but I admit they would make a beautiful bland couple.

At least, she's less obnoxious than his current wife.

Someone dm'd Mrs. Hammer and said her kids will kill themselves when they find out their dad is gay. She told that loon they were a fucked up individual. They even made a twitter account that was called @fuckarmyelizabeth I think, but it was flagged and suspended.

Why can’t they just ignore the randos?

I'm all for Armie exposing idiots. If they are bold enough to send him those messages they should be prepared to be ridiculed. But I do think his posting those messages are just leading to trolls send him hate messages to get attention from him.

Someome posted one on Twitter by someone who I guess DM'd Armie to stay away from Timothee and Armie replied he was going to destroy Timothee. That was funny.

I don't think the trolls and pervs need any encouragement at this point.

They'll send him inappropriate stuffs anyway.

I can't think of an actress today with less presence than Dakota Johnson. I don't get it at all.

She's a void. Her talent is meh, her looks are meh, her charisma is meh. She's inoffensive, but if she wasn't Don and Melanie's kid we would never have heard of her. And I do find it really curious that Luca Guadagnino, who has stated that he finds most actors to be uninteresting, thinks she's so compelling. Especially with somebody like Tilda Swinton in his orbit for comparison.

She's having her moment, which won't last forever, so she'd better use it to nab herself some Armie soon. It would seem this film could be the first step in her master plan...

I don’t think Liz will let him go that easily...she’s surgically attached to him lol

I think she has a lot of presence. She's unusual looking, like Barbara Stanwyck. Hammer would be her Fred MacMurray.

I think Dakota is unique and beautiful. She wasn't that bad in the 50 Shades movies. There is something endearing about him. Flame away.

There is no way Liz will let her have any alone time with Armie outside of filming.

I tend to think you're right, R44, but we'll see. Maybe Dakota has heretofore unknown game that she will put into action. The most likely thing that will happen is that Liz will make Dakota her new (temporary) BFF in an effort to head her off at the pass...lots of Insta posts with them shopping, facials. etc. All the while, plotting to destroy her.

R45 Mrs. Hammer is really manly and plain-looking in that pic, Dakota is actually the cuter one there. Also, IDK if it's just me, but I've always thought that the wife gives off a lowkey bitchy/mean vibe, even when she's smiling (maybe it's the huge thick dark eyebrows?).

DJ is small fish, I'm still waiting (with popcorn ready) for Armie to end up working with JLaw—just imagining the meltdown of his IG-addicted Stepford wife makes me giggle. And JLaw is a powerful (and savvy) enough star that I doubt she'll bother playing along with the wife's phony "See? I'm not possessive or threatened at all! Look at how I'm BFFs with my husband's much younger, hotter and more successful costar! I'm such a cool wife!" bullshit.

Dakota looks so feminine and angelic next to that drag queen of a wife. Her and Armie look better together.

But Armie is boring and plain. Why would Dakota want him?

imdbpro, the bible of entertainment, lists 7 projects done or in production for the busy mr hammer.

ya dumb fuk

he certainly works a lot,doesn't he?Also,the broadway play's coming.

Dakota is a black hole of charisma like Rooney Mara. She could NEVER make a classic like this!

gags, Melanie Griffith. ho.

Dakota can do it. She is Hollywood royalty and thirsty ass Armie would probably appreciate.

Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but I don't think Jlaw would be into Armie much...she seems to prefer the older ones...I don't kniw about Armie though.

JLaw has major daddy complex. Armie would be too immature for her.

Armie and Dakota it will be. I'm nicknaming them Hammkota.

R55. I think a mashup of names has to be both first names or both last names, not mixed. So I christen them, Armkota.

They were in Social Network together. I wonder if she had a crush on him then. He was never hotter than in that movie. Too bad her character had to hook up with fugly Justin Timberlake instead. She looked a lot different then. Very average.....well, even more average and blah than she looks now.

she looks slobby and messy, like mommy Melanie....sloths

armie likes em a bit more classy, eh.

[quote]the wife's phony "See? I'm not possessive or threatened at all! Look at how I'm BFFs with my husband's much younger, hotter and more successful costar! I'm such a cool wife!"

This is right on the money. So obvious in the way she clings to Armie and sucks up to all his co-stars. Timmy and now Dakota.

Do it Luca,push your muses together,create more drama!

She's fugly, bland and not sexy at all. Another actress Hollywood thinks we like and we don't.

I think she is a very good actress.She makes those awful 50 shades movies watchable.She was very good in "a bigger splash."hope she'll be good in suspiria too.

[quote]I think she is a very good actress. She makes those awful 50 shades movies watchable

Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a sarcastic comment.

ok fine somewhat watchable.I have only finished the 1st one & she is clearly amused by the stupidity of the script & it shows in her performance.

I always wondered how Armie could book so many movies...he's truly dedicated to the cause.

You give her too much credit, R63. She looks uptight, uncomfortable and awkward. Not natural.

He's the new Troy Donahue.

armies wife so georgous. who wouldn't want at lady like that as ones wife..

She's not cute. He's not going to fuck her.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

can I drop a cmbyn news here?Ivory is still salty the movie didn't show any dick.He trashed Luca pretty hard.

use this thread for that

this thread is for Armkota

R70 quick reply, honestly does it even matter now? The film is done, both actors didn't want to do it, you can't force them...Ivory will always be a little salty on that.

R71 thanks.

R67 = Elizabeth

This one might be OT a little bit, but are we sure that Mr. Hammer is 100% straight?

I think Armie is having somewhat of a breakdown, what with his constant twitter and IG antics. I think he's looking for attention now that the CMBYN hype is over. I feel that he's getting tired of his wife and he wants a new source of attention, so this is the perfect opportunity for Dakota to swoop in.

R75 I'm inclined to say he's straight, but he plays gay/bi characters so well that I can't say that with 100% certainty.

Nobody is 100% straight when lounging on the casting couch.

R31, I don't know why but I like long faces (as long as they're not Willis sisters long). Round faces are completely unattractive to me. Didn't know it was a "white" thing.

[quote]Also, IDK if it's just me, but I've always thought that the wife gives off a lowkey bitchy/mean vibe, even when she's smiling (maybe it's the huge thick dark eyebrows?).

If you look at older pics of her, she used to be a lot softer-looking. Some of the change is just normal aging, but it's mostly due to all the work she's had done in her eye, forehead and cheek areas. Her brow shelf looks a lot heavier than it used to (Botoxed forehead) and her eyes look much narrower, less open. So that's the 'scowly' look she has even when smiling. Add in the overdone draggy hair and makeup, and all those things are just magnified. It's too bad - she was really pretty and didn't need all that work...she's only in her mid-thirties, FFS.

Isn't Dakota a little too lezzed out for Armie? This cant be bearding can it ?

R81 So they are dating?

That photo of Dakota and Cara is from 2015.

Dakota is still with Chris Martin - they were seen together earlier this month.

So is Dakota bi?

As someone who follows Cara, I know she likes holding hands with her female friends. That being said, if they were really dating then I'm gonna assume Dakota is bi, not lez.

So any news on this new movie so Dakota can try her chances?

Beyond the basic plot and her casting - no.

They’re in New Orleans now.

This Dakota chick is pretty much the definition of a basic bitch.

Yup, filming begins tomorrow apparently.

Elizabeth...you in danger gurl?

Don't worry! Liz will become best friends with her in an attempt to keep her away. I hope it fails.

Should we start taking bets as to when Liz's first IG post of her and Dakota shopping or otherwise hanging out together will hit?

Of course Elizabeth had to be there too rofl, does her whole life revolver around her husband? No wonder she claims to be quite the feminist!!!

I don't remember where I read it, but Liz said they have a rule going on: no more than 5 days alone in order to keep their marriage strong or something.

Oh geez lol, r94. I'm sure that's good to help preserve their relationship, but it also sounds like she can't trust him.

Also, you have to have fucking nothing going on in your own life to be able to follow your man around the way she does.

R95 I found the article, here

Isn't Dakota a casual cuntmuncher? She likes pussy and puss-he......

"Armkota"? Why not "Armota"? Maybe "Dakarmie" (too heavy on the Armie?)?

I like Armkota.

Those few articles about E are always like busy busy busy,kids kids kids super mom.....she makes it sound like he does nothing for his kids.

Hammkota is best.

R101 Maybe he really doesn't...and it's Liz who takes care of everything and he only needs to be pampered. The thing taht irritates is that he's big and vaccinated, shouldn't he have a brain on his shoulders by now? Why cheat if he's happy?

*that

[quote]vaccinated

wtf?

R103 "big and vaccinated" you must be Italian right? many times he was home alone with his kids and she was away for work...they equally share duties so nope.

I think Hammer’s wife is sexy way better looking than plain Jane Dakota Johnson

I like "Darmie" or "Jammer" for their joint name.

[quote]Liz said they have a rule going on: no more than 5 days alone in order to keep their marriage strong or something.

It probably has more to do with her being afraid she might miss something.

Upthread I posted a couple of pics of Armie and Dakota together from JustJared, and for my own amusement while there, I had a look through the posts tagged with Armie's name, which go back for years. It is absolutely astounding how often Liz has posed alone on the red carpet at Armie's events - she's been doing it for years, and she's pretty much the ONLY spouse of a cast member who is seen doing so at most of them. Like at a movie premiere, there will be all these pics of the stars posing alone, or with each other and the director, etc, no spouses/significant others to be seen - but then Armie will pose with her, and then she will pose alone, as if she is a recognizable star unto herself. Like clockwork. NOBODY else's wife or husband is doing this in most of the posts, even if they're a celeb in their own right. It is their spouse's event, and they are ceding the spotlight to them. But not Elizabeth.

That is some serious, long-term thirst she's got going on.

R109 So you think she follows Armie everywhere just for attention? And here I thought she was insecure about their marriage...

Oh, I'm sure she's insecure about their marriage and that's part of the reason for the incessant togetherness, just not the only reason. I think she REALLY likes the attention being his wife gets her, and she needs to be near him to get it most of the time.

R106 yep, sorry gor the literal translation haha

It's weird how he has a whole group of people following him around.The Ramsay Brothers even sit around waiting for him backstage when he is on talkshows.

R112 grande e vaccinato haha

R114 alla fine dei conti è vero però lol

R113 yeah, but Nick beats them all haha

R116 they are all rich people who but they are not famous,his wife included. They are all business partners as well. They sure like to be part of that and Armie is the only real link to an otherwise unaccessible world. Plenty oc celebrities have close friends acting like assistants or accompany them around,it's really not that unusual.

nothing beats the omnipresent nick

Armie has a little circle of beta males who have been his friends since childhood. He has compared it to Entourage and even appeared in the Entourage movie.

I would say that the entourage of childhood friends combined with the mother/wife contribute to Armie’s arrested development.

Eventually there will be a pseudo-adolescent “rebellion.”

Haha, can’t see that happening.. I think he likes it that way, even if from the outside one might think he’s trapped...just a thought.

She's a lesbian and professional beard just like her mother . she bearded for Chris Martin, Matthew Hitt, Elon Musk, ..

I bet they´re hoping to meet Chris Martin through Dakota, the same way I´m sure they know their friendship with Timothée Chalamet is their ticket to more relevant celebrities, parties etc ( if his carreer takes off).

I honestly think Armie doesn't want to be linked to Timmy because of the latter's rising fame. They were friends before Timmy became famous.

How did fangurl #1 get out of her red tag?

R124 More like Tim focusing on his career and partying with people his own age. Armie and his wife are the poor man's version of kloss/kushner, they act super liberal but still benefit from their conservative bigot rich families.

I don't know about Elizabeth, but Armie seems genuine in his liberal acts lol

oh please what the french mouse is doing now is starfucking.I mean I can talk shit about the hammers all I want,but they were friends with timmy long before anyone heard his name.

R127 Maybe not politically but their lifestyle is very conservative. I'd say his wife is actually better because at least she embraces her Stepford life and aesthetics. Armie is always playing the super easy going guy who can't be bothered with fame, wearing for 10 years the same moccasins without socks, riding his mom's old vespa (for real) with his millionaire friends.

Yes Tim's starfucking and enjoying it...unlike his pal.

R129 Well his pal is married therefore he can't by default. Anyway, I don't wanna derail the thread, this will be my last post mentioning them, but can't wait to have more Armie/Timmy content this summer, their interactions make Armie interesting for a chance.

It makes sense that Liz would pose on the red carpet alone. Bitch was a wannabe actress.

R130 what's happening this summer?...isn't Tim going to uk to shoot?

R132 Armie will be in NYC until September and I think the shooting for the Netflix movie won't last more than 2 months so June/July or at best early August...so I hope they'll meet again.

Mrs Hammer is a cupcake judge and humanitarian.

The humanitarian thing is new lol

No she's been using that for years. I have yet to figure out what humanitarian work she has done other than donate day old pastries to a local food bank.

Oops, sorry then..you're really informed.

R136 she was at a charity dinner sitting with kim kardashian

The Dallas article upthread detailed her devotion to real journalism lol.

R139 You lack perspective!

Don’t discredit Mrs Hammer’s journalism credentials! Those cupcakes won’t taste themselves!

WHY the hatred for this man??

He's gorgeous

and whats he done to you gays??

I think no one hates him, on the contrary we love him, it's the wife the problem haha

R142 it's just sarcasm...

Any news from the shooting in New Orleans?

As expected, Mrs H. has uprooted her toddlers to follow him around.

Hahaha, I wonder how they will grow up those kids haha

They are a very beautiful typical white couple. Boring as fuck. Armie was always very happy and became an interesting person when he was with Timmy. In fact, Tim brought the best out of him.

R148 Timmy won't be with him 24/7 so Armie needs to be interesting on his own...somehow lol

[quote]Armie was always very happy and became an interesting person when he was with Timmy.

No he didn't.

[quote]In fact, Tim brought the best out of him.

They were both immature douches.

What will Liz do when the kids are in school most of the year?

R151 She won't care, she's all about her husband.

Well that answers that question.

Mrs Hammer appears to have withdrawn her daughter from her California preschool and placed her in a New Orleans preschool so she can be with her husband for the duration of the shoot.

well that's pathetic & weird

Don’t worry, Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith have nine marriages between them, so if anybody can blow up a marriage, it’s Dakota.

[quote]Mrs Hammer appears to have withdrawn her daughter from her California preschool and placed her in a New Orleans preschool so she can be with her husband for the duration of the shoot.

FFS. That shoot has to be two months, tops - the play is in June, right? And he'll need several weeks of rehearsal time for it. She actually pulled that poor child out of school for a less than two month shoot because she doesn't trust her husband and he's too much of a manbaby to manage himself on his own for 60 days or less. Wow.

Here are the dates of the shooting...Anyway, I think Liz should calm down a little lol But then, she's always been liked that since the very beginning.

I suppose that withdrawing a kid from a preschool isn't particularly problematic but that child will soon go to school proper - what then?

I’m sure she will have a babysitter or two for that R158 Nothing stands between her and her love.

She's absolutely pathetic. I really hope Armie cheats on her one day, she deserves it for being so fucking annoying. At least she'll actually have something to worry about.

Thanks for that info R157. Six weeks. SIX WEEKS, and she pulls her daughter out of her routine and away from her friends and shoves her in another preschool. I mean, I get trying to protect the marriage, etc but get a grip. How about staying home with her and the baby and visiting on the weekends? if she's so afraid Dakota or somebody else is going to steal her husband she can send Nicki or one of the other lackeys to monitor him for her.

You know, maybe we got it all wrong, maybe Armie wants to have her around 24/7 too... it goes both ways?

They remind me of the crazy in love thread. They fit the description of a fucked up couple always projecting the perfect image. And the way he protested to a fan who asked why they are always together? Something is off.

He said he likes spending time with his wife...nothing wrong with that.

Luca needs to go to New Orleans and play Cyrano to Dakota and Armie. It’s New Orleans, no one will look twice at a creepy Italian dude in a trench coat.

What happened to th Armie threads? Is there a current one. I searched and it seems like most of his threads got shut down.

R166 The old ones are still on DL Currently there's one thread for both actors ( Timmy and Armie) where to talk about their next projects, etc. Here

Two days ago in L.A. I'm not a fan of her face but that body beats Mrs. H's any time.

Mrs. H is too thin, imo. I could say really skinny.

She looks like she's going to snap in half. I don't know how her toothpick legs support her body.

Maybe she's on diet, but seriously she doesn't need it, on the contrary a little more meat on those bones would make wonder.

So has Hammer finally dropped Timmo? Poor Timmy : (

No, lol why would they? They love the boy.

[quote] I searched and it seems like most of his threads got shut down.

Because Muriel got fed up with the anti-CMBYN troll who kept flooding them with posts, the Tumblrinas who turned them into one-liner chatrooms, and the drama that wouldn't quit. I'm amazed this thread has been allowed to continue and hopefully all the mistakes will be learned from.

I second R174 if you want to participate, just follow those simple rules and everyone interested in these actors' further projects, etc. can be happy.

I truly hope they change this stupid title

Armie is just 31/32 yo and is in constant need to cum. Very high sex drive that is

ok Mrs H

Maybe she changed her mind, she appears to have taken the dog and kids and went back to LA

She’s sitting next to Matt Barr on the plane, who just shot a pilot in Louisiana

WTF is this movie about?

If only someone had linked to a synopsis at R176

It sounds boring.

She is fine but she is not as attractive as either one of her parents were at that age.

Elizabeth would be fine if she just relaxed a bit: stop Botox, put on a few pounds, lighten up on the make up, let the kids wear jeans,, let Armie do his job. It must be exhausting being her. Dakota is pretty and got some good reviews even for the Grey crap, so future career prospects unclear I’d suggest. Following your husband around to stop him cheating is just counterproductive.

Why did Elizabeth go back home? What happened?

Dakota has a really lovely lower body

Dakota is lovely, miles above bony ass Liz.

Dakota isn't averse to being ties up.

Is really she in the picture?

LOL at Chris Martin "dating" a member of the opposite sex. He's the gayest man in music since Freddie fucking Mercury or Liberace.

Paltrow called him her "brother."

J Law was another bearding situation.

Dakota the same.

In he came, Guy.

good lord

[quote] Is really she in the picture?

Yes. It's from the video "Earned It" by the Weeknd.

Then she's perfect for Armie, at least for his kinks. Yeah,yeah, I approve.

R188 fuck that's shibari-Armie's weak spot

Has Henry ever been to Casa de Hammer?

Elizabeth is too young for all that Botox. It makes her look like a well preserved 40-something.

I think Armie likes her hagging around him. 2 days alone and he’s arrested for drug possession or picking fights on social media.

Good point R196. I totally forget about his arrest.

His arrest was the goofiest thing ever. It's like something that would happen to a college kid. The pics of him in his jail jumpsuit are both funny and cringey.

I think he and Liz are caught up in a dynamic, like any couple. He's a manboy who likes his wife doing everything for him, and she's desperate to hold onto the man who makes the life she lives possible - pretty much nothing about her life would be happening if it weren't for Armie, and that includes her whole 'influencer' schtick. I do think there is genuine love but it remains to be seen whether he will remain a manboy forever - if he ever decides he's ready for a change, well...

Why the fuck are you talking about Liz? I thought we were talking about Don Johnson's daughter.

I don’t think Henry is close to Armie, there have been a few UNCLE reunions with Guy Ritchie and others and Henry did not go.

Preschool isn't that big of a deal. She probably goes only couple hours a day or couple days a week. Once the real school starts the family obviously won't be able to join him. They might as well now. Why are people being so harsh on Liz. Maybe Armie likes it that way too. I find both of them cringy af. Have you seen how shallow and regressive Armie's twitter looks? Made for each other?

Because, R199, the whole point of the thread is to speculate/joke about Dakota's possible personal interest in Armie - and his wife and the state of his marriage plays into that. It's not a Dakota Johnson fan thread per se.

But Liz and the children are back in L.A for some reason, so maybe there's no New Orleans preschool after all.

It's your chance, Dakota - do not disappoint us.

I can bet all you want that Liz will come back as soon as she finishes what she has to do in LA.

Couldn't Liz be pregnant with the 3rd child?

I think she was pregnant last year and miscarried or got it aborted for some reason.

Why do you think that, R206?

I'm not R206, but I think it was just too much queso.

She started getting thicker and wearing loose fitting clothing and her face was full but she still had stick legs. And then nothing.

It might have been a risky pregnancy since it was like minute after she gave birth to the boy, or it might have had deformities or something. Whatever, I don't judge.

Mrs H follows Ivanka on insta. Armie really married mommy dearest,didn't he?

I thought she was better than that..really disappointed.

She was also at the medspa today. I'm sure she'll be looking frozen soon enough.

It'd be more interesting if Armie would get with Zazie Beets, who's also in the movie, but I don't think he's into black women. It would truly crush the perfect white Norman Rockwell-esque image he puts forth.

If Armie spent his formative years in the Caymans I would think he had fancied at least one black girl or biracial girl (which Zazie is).

Well the girls on LSA all love him haha

[quote]Mrs H follows Ivanka on insta.

I wish people would give her some shit for that. There's really no excuse for it.

R211 you're kidding right? Never forget: this is the same woman who posed with Kim FUCKING Kardashian.

[quote]It is absolutely astounding how often Liz has posed alone on the red carpet at Armie's events - she's been doing it for years, and she's pretty much the ONLY spouse of a cast member who is seen doing so at most of them.

How much do you want to bet that everyone who has worked with Armie secretly despises his wife? I really do wonder how many job considerations/offers she has cost him. You have to keep in mind, in HWood, reputation is everything and with so much money at stake, a major motion picture's publicity campaign is pretty tightly managed. Nevermind the fact that the powerful hetero male bigwigs in the industry probably consider henpecked manchild Armie a laughingstock behind his back. If word gets around that someone's thirsty bitch can't stay in her own lane (and Lord knows he's not profitable enough to offset the liability), well... to quote a DL fave: "There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you."

R216 It's not a faux pas...they're all conservative.

I get that they all are conservative, but I know that Armie is anti-Trump and I thought his wife was too...

R217 yeah...but it's not a secret because he said so himself in an Italian mag not that long ago...he perfectly knows his family life has reduced his choices and he knows he's less marketable for HW standards because he married so young and had children at a fairly young age but he's fine with it because he places his family life before his career.

He actually said if he was for him he had children even sooner and judging his lack of real determination to improve his acting it's pretty clear he doesn't care THAT much about his career anyway. He cares yes but as long as his routine family life is not altered. Maybe he just like to have his wife around...if it's not her it's his 2 friends.It's been like that since forever and won't change.He's fine with that.

R219 They were both at his mom party when Trump was winning....hugging and taking pics. No they might not support Trump but they sure don't mind their conservative rich lifestyle and "politely disagree" with your mom voting for Trump and hating gays and being anti-abortion is not being liberal...

R220 I agree with what you wrote about his career and I guess he just goes with the flow regarding politics

[quote]How much do you want to bet that everyone who has worked with Armie secretly despises his wife?

I really don't see how it's possible that she hasn't developed something of a reputation among people he's worked with - and thus in the wider industry, since he has worked with a lot of people. Those years of pics of her seizing space and time alone on his various red carpets speak volumes - it's just not something that you see much of at all, a non-famous spouse kind of jumping in there like that. And of course it was taken to new heights with CMBYN, where she constantly posed with Timmy and Armie just as if she were another cast member (sometimes even with Timmy alone, FFS). Except she WASN'T a cast member, and there's no way her behavior didn't rub at least some of the actual cast and people who worked on the movie the wrong way. As you say, films' publicity campaigns are carefully managed things - there isn't much room in them for the spouses of the stars, and most actors' spouses, famous or not, understand that and step aside so their spouse can do what they do. She was using space that rightfully belonged to the people who actually made CMBYN, and it stuck out like a sore thumb - both because she did it, and because Armie encouraged it.

[quote]he perfectly knows his family life has reduced his choices and he knows he's less marketable for HW standards because he married so young and had children at a fairly young age but he's fine with it because he places his family life before his career.

I get that, but to me his having a family isn't even the point - it's what R217 said about her not staying in her own lane, and him allowing it.

[R216] It's not a faux pas...they're all conservative.

There's conservative, and there's conservative. I loathe the right but Mitt Romney and John McCain are not the same as Trump. Ivanka, whatever her personal beliefs is aiding and abetting a hugely corrupt, white nationalist administration. Following her at this point is unconscionable - she is no longer just a socialite and ripoff 'designer'. I'm amazed the SJWs haven't been all over Liz for it.

Mrs H definitely has a reputation in Hwood, that much was clear when Deadline posted the story about “Armie Hammer’s actress wife” suing the woman who tried to use her name to get into the Vanity Fair Oscar party

Tons of people try to fraudulently get into the VF party every year, they must have rolled their eyes that Mrs H actually bothered suing over it.

She's a spoilt rich woman, she has no self-awareness and, for all his vulnerability and insecurity, Armie is the same.

R222 I don't disagree with anything you or the posters above are saying but it's just their way of life. Armie is very self aware about all these things but he just doesn't care and enables this behaviour because he's fine with that and with all the consequences that it brings,from poor marketing to limited roles, and his wife being his siamese twin and making him look like a overgrown toddler on a daily basis. So it's not her not staying in her line it's both that want it that way.

They both enable each other for different reasons. He's prob the best of the bunch but I don't see him changing his life.

He comes across as a cry baby sometimes. Lately I´ve heard him complaining about how tired he was because he had to do press for CMBYN until the very last moment ... and I tought to myself , Man, that was Timmy, you have done nothing since January ( and I get why) and with your career is not like you´re gonna be in that situation very often anyway, so stop whining!.

Wait, Armie’s NOT gay?!

I think there is potential for Armie to change but he has done a pretty good job surrounding himself with enablers. A relationship with someone like Dakota would be beneficial because she’s no bullshit.

Him and Dakota were in Social Network together. I hope they got along.

Ivanka is an aspirational figure for Mrs Hammer... a pretty rich white woman who successfully branded herself on the basis of being a pretty rich white woman. Mrs Hammer herself feels she is entitled to some kind of fame on this basis... she is basically a Real Housewife waiting in the wings.

R226 I don't know about the cry baby behaviour, but he gave it all for CMBYN, he did the European tour at the end of January amd in February, if I remember correctly, there was only the BAFTA where he wasn't even nominated so his presence wouldn't have had a meaning ( maybe only for E). He was willing to go on the Tokyo tour too ( I remember E posted a comment on IG about that) , but for some unknown reason it was called off ( I think it had more to do with Sony than anything else). If E would step back a little bit from all the attention, I think she would be more liked. Also, her "crazyness" was already confirmed on LSA by a user who worked with AH, saying that he was a cool and chill guy, but his wife too controlling or crazy, can't remember the right word haha

Armie really is a manchild, even when it comes down to why he wanted to be in movies. He watched Home Alone and fell in love with acting. Other actors would usually talk about the art behind acting and bringing a character to life, or maybe the watched a dramatic of another actor. I remember Timmy saying Heath Ledger's Joker inspired him. For Armie, it was just Home Alone.

"They watched a dramatic performance of another actor"

This is why there's a slim chance anyone can come b/t him and his mommy wife. I see their marriage deteriorating only when he gets older and matures from his manchild state.

R231 it's not about him being unprofessional or anything like that,it's more his personal image which is in complete contrast with the one his wife and entire family project. So people wonder if he's the black sheep he likes to portrait himself to be or a convenient facade to look more chill to distance himself from his conservative family, while still benefiting from it all.

That's why above many others far less talented actors he's often singled out for criticism, which starts as a personal distaste (oil heir/rich white conservative fam) and end up affecting his job. People can't separate wealth from good connections,and think that money will open the gates to good roles and opportunity just like that.

In comparison Tim had much more support from his way poorer family and connection to HW than Armie ever had. But it's irrelevant because Tim is from kinda humble origins and Armie is an Oil heir no matter how much he tries to downplay it and it kinda shows.

R235 Yeah, it's a pity he can't get rid of his image as an Oil heir. Also, I think Timmy has a better agent too, at least based on his other A list clients. I don't know much about AH's management, but at least his publicist doesn't do much about his brain to mouth filter haha

[quote]Lately I´ve heard him complaining about how tired he was because he had to do press for CMBYN until the very last moment

I remember in one of those anonymous Oscar season articles where they ask people in the industry who they think will win, etc, the length of CMBYN's publicity tour and the demands it placed on its cast were criticized by some Academy members. They said that SPC should have gotten the film into more theaters when the iron was hot coming off the film festivals it had played, instead of dragging the cast around the world for a year humping it. So I guess it's not usual for a film's actors to have to stump for their film so long and so intensely.

237 I don't think it's very unusual, maybe rare.

R237^

CMBYN's one-year march from premiere to wide release was widely and rightly criticized.

R240 fans sure didn't complain.

Luca said, 'If I desire my actors and I love my actors, they will love each other too." He should be a matchmaker whether friendship or romantic relationships.

E on Fox&friends with the kids....jk but tell me it's not the same habitat.

Timmy also complained about the lengthy press tour.He said on that french show he felt like they had been promoting the movie for 7 years.& that was just after the oscar noms.I can't imagine how exhausted Armie must have felt.

R244 I’m not denying that it was exhausting for the actors, but when he said it I took it more like a joke not a complaint.

The main difference between Timmy and Amrie is that while Armie always speaks his mind without considering given circumstances, Timmy’s always careful in what he’s about to say and always think before open his pretty mouth. they truly genuinely like each other however.

[quote]there's no way her behavior didn't rub at least some of the actual cast and people who worked on the movie the wrong way. As you say, films' publicity campaigns are carefully managed things - there isn't much room in them for the spouses of the stars, and most actors' spouses, famous or not, understand that and step aside so their spouse can do what they do. She was using space that rightfully belonged to the people who actually made CMBYN, and it stuck out like a sore thumb - both because she did it, and because Armie encouraged it.

I think Armie wanted her front and center and it was all calculated to reinforce his straight image. He had to derail the annoying frau fantasy that he and Timmy were/are a couple in RL. "See how crazy in love I am with my wife?" Also, during the promo tour everyone subtly praised Armie's "bravery" in taking on a gay role. All the more reason to trot out the wife---"see how brave and talented I am? I can play gay convincingly even though I'm the straightest guy on planet earth."

eh she has been doing this shit since the social network days.It isn't anything new.If u watch old interviews of Armie,he always mentions Elizabeth.

He's not reinforcing anything lol....quite the opposite. The only gossip about him is general distate for his wife HERE because his life is very ordinary and uneventful way more ordinary than many actors less famous than him in fact rarely he's rarely followed by paparazzi because no-one cares. He has no reason to reinforce his straightness because nobody questions it in the first place.

{quote]He has no reason to reinforce his straightness because nobody questions it in the first place.

Bless your heart.

Fortunately he’s married so we can have something to gossip about. On a different note, I hope T follows the “living an ordinary lifestyle” too, not marrying a second E, just living a healthy life.

[quote]The only gossip about him is general distate for his wife HERE

They aren't terribly fond of her over at LSA, either, and for the same reasons. And that's a different crowd than here for the most part, so DL is not alone in having issues with her thirst and clinging.

[quote]eh she has been doing this shit since the social network days.It isn't anything new

Exactly - as has been pointed out, she has been piggybacking on his fame for years now. And for years, I'm sure, it has pissed off various people that he's worked with. But it reached new heights with CMBYN, that's for sure.

R252 it's same ppl....black delusional straight women who are rooting for him to quit his wife for a black woman,and here a mix of women and gay men wishing the same....it's actually the same people commenting in both places,same for Tim.

R250 bless your delusional heart as well. There are no gay rumors about him.....I'm talking about the real rumors....Henry Cavill,Jake Gyllenhaal,Jeremy Renner kinda gay rumors not fan-fictions and tumblr edits. Even in the remote possibility he was Bi nobody is questioning it. He's married with kids and pretty much leading a straight boring life away from major gossip.

Armie is straight, very straight and just leave it as is.

short video of a very young Hammer. only video of him that got my gaydar going off

What is so gay in that video? R255

R255, he seemed so much more genuinely easygoing back then.

Maybe because he was new to the business?

So any news from the shooting? Has Dakota accomplished her goal? Lol

R259 He's shooting but she's not there yet I guess..don't worry his wife will be back just in time to greet Dakota as soon as she sets foot in NO.

Armie has the biggest hands.

Liz has been in LA.

[quote]He's shooting but she's not there yet I guess..don't worry his wife will be back just in time to greet Dakota as soon as she sets foot in NO.

I bet this is exactly what's going on. Liz is in L.A. tying up whatever needs to be tied up, knowing she's got X number of days to do so until Dakota arrives. But she WILL be there once Dakota hits town. Ain't no way she's leaving those two alone together in NOLA...

Will she remember that Dakota threw her under the bus on the Jimmy Fallon show after the GG? Haha

Can you imagine this huge mitts tugging and fondling your balls? Glorious.

Like Timothée Chalamet said: Man, this guy is HUGE!. There´s no way they didn´t get hard.

It remains a mystery why Liz would enroll her child in a New Orleans preschool only to fly them back to LA and stay there.

Maybe it's like a plan to make people think she's in NO, but at the same time she's not....

She's made it pretty clear that she's back in LA.

Ok, then are we sure she enrolled her child in a preschool in NO? Maybe they all wanted to hang out and then back to LA?

And when is Dakota supposed to be there?

She posted it on her IG story that the daughter would be there for six weeks. I guess she changed her mind after.

Maybe the girl didn't like it and she decided to go back, that's an option too.

I would like Zazie to blow up Armie’s marriage but I feel he might be disowned if he took her home.

I doubt Armie has any interest in black women.

R274 his family doesn't give a shit about him.

I don't think he's into black chicks. He does like Asians though based on his IG likes.

Considering Armie's family temporarily disowned him for choosing to pursue acting and his mother refuses to watch his most critically acclaimed work, seeing something like this must really hurt. It makes me wonder if his mother's a passive-aggressive bitch who does it on purpose.

Btw, why does she still go by "Dru Hammer" if she divorced Armie's dad?

[quote] Btw, why does she still go by "Dru Hammer" if she divorced Armie's dad?

Why does Angela still use Bowie? Why does Susan still use Sarandon when she divorced Chris Sarandon in 1979? Not every woman care to revert back to their maiden name.

[quote]Btw, why does she still go by "Dru Hammer" if she divorced Armie's dad?

Because Dru Hammer is the classic Freudian phallic mother and the Hammer name (what a beautifully metaophoric name) is her phallus. Understand that when Michael Hammer married Dru, she caused him to disinherit his own family (castration parrallel) and direct the Hammer family fortune to enrich her own clan, the Mobleys.

Oedipie, I mean Armie, has repeated the process in marrying Elizabeth, who similarly wields the Hammer name as her entitlement (note her obsession with monogramming the children's initials onto everything) and has likewise castrated him with her overbearing helicoptering and refusal to allow him to do love scenes with girls on screen. In a way, Mrs. Hammer's enthusiasm for Call Me By Your Name was merely a celebration of the triumph of the metaphorical castration of her husband, having his first love scene be with a boy.

I really can't stand the initials of the kids on every piece of cloth...wtf.

280 Didn't he do some love scenes with Alicia Vikander, though?

R280 ^

There were no love scenes in UNCLE.

Ok, then I remembered wrong. Thought there was something there.

But, anyway at least in the CMBYN sequel he would have to do some love scene with Dakota ( if she still wants to be Oliver's wife) and I don't see Luca trying to please E.

Since a big part of Luca's interest in doing the sequel is to continue to pursue his Armie fetish, there's no way he'll escape doing love scenes in that movie - probably both with Dakota (or whoever plays Oliver's wife) and Timmy.

Well, I'm sure E will love his love scenes with Dakota lol

Yeah, two of his muses together. He'll live vicariously through it.

Is Liz still in LA?

yep.now I feel bad for ragging on her.

His brother is NOT cute. He does have a prettier wife than Armie though.

Has Dakota finally come on set?

Jesus Christ, there will be no sequel. Luca drank his own Kool Aid while promoting the film.

Look at this bony thing.

She was really good looking when she was younger...I mean, honestly, I scrolled some of the pictures posted on the above IG account...I don't know how to describe it...she seemed more real? I guess, more down to earth?

It's what Los Angeles does do rich white women after 30.

Yeah, but that's really a transformation, especially because she's only 35...how is she gonna look at 45? Does no one tell her that maybe she should stop with all she does...not a bad advice.

And put on some weight, those legs look hideous.

I don't know how she can stay so skinny...does she eat anything?

Did E go to Coachella?

She’s a beautiful woman but looks old for her age. I think Armie have always preferred skinny women. He likes Timmy more than other male friends because Timmy has a beautiful feminine female facial structure and he’s skinny as well.

How did fangurl #1 get out of her red tag?

R280 is onto something. Notice the Freudian slip at 2:02 in this video...

After spending two years with the most spectacular boy at the time, Armie would never see anything interesting in Dakota.

Armie spent two years with KJ Apa?

Armie spent two years with Ezra Miller?

Is Ezra Miller the boy of the moment? Was he also nominated for an Oscar? Did not know.

But Ezra doesn't have an Oscar just like Timothee.

R309 ridiculous comparison. Timothée is the actor of the moment.

Did you notice Lizzie's hashtag - #perfectcouple

That’s a fan account

Anyway, I think she’s back in NO.

Armie did not like Liz's photos at the IG, nor did she make any statements. Armie is weird.

Armie has never liked all her photos. And what statements does she need to make? Lol

Yup she yanked the kids back to Louisiana after one week

Classic narcissistic parent behavior.

You see, one week top as she said in that interview I linked. No more than 5 days.

Our Armie can´t lead a movie on his own. He can be co-lead if his costar is a strong one (Chalamet) but not if he´s someone as bland as him (Cavill). He´s supporting material. But whatever, it´s the producer´s money not mine.

Elizabeth... she needs to get new material to keep her Ig going, so she´ll try to become best friends with Dakota and the other actress ,who likes to knit, so I´m seeing new clothes for the children there. Summer should be interesting , with the play, his costars, their couples and even Chalamet back in NY . She can work with that.

Really hope she will give us some IG stories with Timmy when he's back because he always deletes all the things he posts...why???

Even those IG stories at Coachella, especially the one with the Mystery of Love...sad.

what the hell is 318-320 blathering on about?

Can the timmy stans give it a rest?I love the french mouse but this complete obsession with him is getting on my fucking nerves.there was a whole lot of content of timmy,just enjoy them & let Armkota thrive.

So... what is Dakota doing? Is she on set?

I second R322's sentiments.

jaw ...

That photo makes her look more mainly than usual...

*manly not mainly

Mrs Hammer spent the day walking around the garden district. When she needed to take a break, she actually IG'd that she needed to take a break.

Hahaha again is there anyone who truly cares what she does? I mean, from her followers..

She really thinks of herself as some kind of powerful social media influencer whom people really care about, except her only relevance comes from being Armie's wife and providing Timmy's fans some pics or info whenever she's in his vicinity. I would wager to bet the majority of her recent popularity/following stems from that. She's fooling herself if she thinks anyone actually cares about *her*.

I'm actually kind of curious what a rich white woman does in New Orleans by herself for three weeks. You can only walk around the Garden District so many times.

What do the other rich women in NO?

* what do the other rich women do in New Orleans? Damn autocorrect.

Rich white women don't go to New Orleans by themselves. It's kind of dangerous.

I feel for Armie,his life is so uneventful and conventional people target his wife because there's absolutely nothing to say about him. If she only understood she's damaging his image in order to reach some sort of relevancy. Without her he would be very private and focused.

Haha I don't think he would be so private without her...more like the same, just within the wife lol

* without

R336 In the sense he never overshare nor overexposes his family or life. He's not that active online.

Ah, ok, the thing I dislike about her is the overexposure of the kids lol

It's dangerous, there are so many psychos out there and stalkers...whatever,God forbids something bad happens but it's pretty insane and desperate.

She even puts the names of the kids clothing so even a fucking retard could abduct them.

Yeah, that was my point... I mean, they are both cute and all, but isn’t she aware of what over-sharing their every single move does?

For someone who won’t shut up about the 5 Day Rule, it is odd to me that she randomly flew herself and the kids home for a week of play dates, ballet classes, salon visits, facial-laser-whatever treatments, wine drinking, and other “pressing” business. I mean, she couldn’t find a decent medspa in NOLA?

Is she in LA?

No she took the family back to New Orleans.

Why doesn't Armie just fly back on weekenohthat's right she doesn't trust him

Yes! I found an active Armie Hammer thread! I was saddened when they kept being deleted in Feb./Mar. because I had a blast with y'all in the previous threads. You guys made me laugh so many times. So thanks!

I like Armie, but I'm not the type to seek out personal info about celebs, so I feel like I get my fix here with all the links and anecdotes and suppositions. :-)

Armie is looking good.

He's always unreal hot to me.

I've finally figured out who Mrs Chambers reminds me of - that other no talent, desperate to influence cunt Eva Amurri.

I still don't really get why people hate her so much.

Sorry.

I don’t think it’s really hate...more like annoyance lol

Just came from the Timmy thread. Couldn't finish. Jesus! DL Timmy fans are insufferable, with their conspiracy theories that Armie really hates Timmy and is jealous of him and that they're happy that Timmy is freed of the Hammers for the moment. Why do they hate Armie so much? It seems they can't praise Timmy without knocking Armie. Why can't they appreciate their beautiful friendship like everyone else? I don't even hear Armie fans here speaking ill of Timmy, unless provoked. In fact, the Armie threads tend to value their friendship.

Fair enough. I find Armie more annoying tbh with his constant responding to trolls. And yes I know she does that too but she also responds to nice stuff unlike him. And no I don't hate Armie before people come at me for negativity.

R352 Which thread did you read? Because in the last one ‘Spring Fever’ we like their friendship lol

Armie shooting in Nola

He looks amazing. I hope the movie will be good, I loved Anvari's Under The Shadow and the way that (without resorting to cruelty or being too blatant about it) he knew how to convey horror and creepiness, and a sense of isolation and inadequacy, during wartime and in a misogynistic environment.

R353 I get you, but I’ll take Armie’s messy troll feeding self any day over her sugary domestic goddess act. Who knows what she (or he, for that matter) is really like behind the screen, but she comes across as so contrived and forced. It’s exhausting.

R357 one thing always hides another...

Yeah it just doesn't bother me. We all hide our true selves to the public to an extent, even Armie with his Oscar campaign faux happiness. As you say, who knows what she's really like, so how can we tell how contrived it actually is? I have to imagine that she actually enjoys the things she posts about because otherwise that would be an exhausting act to keep up.

R354 the thread posted at R167. I came back over the weekend and started with this thread. After I caught up yesterday, I went hack to R167, because it was supposed to be a joint Armie/Timmy thread, while this one was just about Dakota and the NOLA filming. I only made it to 200 replies or so. It was where people were buying the blind items that (1) Armie was so pissed off about not getting Oscar-nominated and threw a massive hissy fit, (2) as well as insisting to not be seated next to Timmy at the Oscars. It was ridiculous. I remember when I was posting back in January/February and those BI's arose, they were quickly dismissed because there was evidence to the contrary. But nearly two months later, the posters at what turned out to be a solely Timmy thread were still going on about it as if it were true. One poster even said the BI's were confirmed for him after Armie's appearance on Conan O'Brien, because of his body language or whatever. Again, ridiculous!

At any rate, if you have the most recent thread, I'd love a link. Thanks.

R359 it depends. If her goal is becoming an internet lifestyle person of sorts like many of the people she follows with similar lives and identical content she's simply following a standard "creative" direction based on the content she can self produce (as it's clear she doesn't have a real team behind her). It's 100% guided I can tell you but still not professional. I mean I do that as part of my real job and we set parameters for every single aspect of a client image; based on their needs but most of all their budget.

TLDR yes she enjoys it but I can tell she's also following guidelines to build a brand image.

R360 Haha, I think the majority of people love Armie/Timmy friendship, especially after seeing the crowd Timmy hung out with at Coachella. That thread is about both actors and CMBYN related stuff, yes, but sometimes Timmy's stans go overboard...in the end I could say that you could skip the parts with the blinds and read the latest things of that thread, which hopefully this time was finished and not banned. Here's the next one.

R361 ^

R361 But can't she be more creative? I mean, there's nothing there...she could spicy it a little bit lol

R364 creative content take time,budget and creativity itself...she doesn't have it. So she's doing what she can to reach a point she can have a professional team managing or creating content.

R362 Thanks! I'll try not to be so sensitive. LOL! I usually have a thicker skin, but I've noticed that lately I don't have tolerance for negativity. I've even cut out several people from my life because they were so negative or created needless drama.

Anyway, enough of that and off to happy thoughts (i.e., Timmy & Armie, haha).

R365 And that point translates in how many followers? Beacuse, she will need to wait some time for that...

R367 it's more about making $$ out of her following....she's not making money. She's not sponsored except from some minor brands besides she's not famous and brands don't care about her. She's not a cake guru so she can't promote products about cakes or is capable to produce cake art...so it's not about numbers of followers but how functional they are for your career. She's attracting audience yes but it's not functional for her. It's mere curiosity. She probably hopes to turn things around until something major happens. (ps: I don't think it will happen)

R368 Well, " until something major happens"....can't see it either. The audience she attracts are either Armie's fans or Timmy's and mostly teenagers/early 20s girls...I suppose. Maybe if she had her own ahow or something about caking?

*show

R369 A show requires an audience and a personality,not that she doesn't have one but who cares? As you say, the major fault of her image is that she doesn't have one outside being Armie's wife and mom to his children and that occasional access to it boys/awards. Taken that aside it's just random likes that leads to nothing. Having a following no matter what doesn't translate necessarily into financial gain. She's stuck in limbo...

Haha, well at least she's the wife of an heir lol

Mrs Hammer is of the frame of mind that everything she consumes is interesting. Rather than provide content that is education/instructional, her IG is basically a record of her stream of consciousness.

I predict he's gonna divorce before she turns 40. If he gets famous for real it's over.

I don't think he'll get so famous, not that I wouldn't like it...but, I see him more like Matthias Schoenaerts if he does interesting projects...also, she will be more glued to him more than before. If he divorces her, it will be in his mid 40s.

He won't get more famous than he is. Look at what CMBYN did for Chalamet in comparison to him. He's attractive and decently talented but he just doesn't have star factor that makes people fascinated by him. Even on DL people seem more interested in Elizabeth.

Yeah, but he's a good supporting material...doesn't have to be necessarily the lead. Also, CMBYN was a good boost for TC, but we need to see him in more movies to form an opinion about how good of an actor he is. I know, that the latter is an unpopular opinion, don't misunderstand I like him as an actor, but he's overrated in certain aspects...His role in CMBYN was great, but the Lady Bird one and let's forget about his 3 lines in Hostiles too weren't so out of ordinary...just simply OK.

I disagree. Since Miss Stevens he's received acclaim if not raves for everything he's done (Miss Stevens, the off-Broadway play, Hot Summer Nights, CMBYN, Lady Bird) except for Hostiles which was a pointless role that I'm not sure why he took.

But I'm not even talking about talent. I'm talking about the thing that makes people want to discuss Timmy and Kendall Jenner for hours on end yet when Armie interacted with her no one cared.

Of course it's unlikely he will get uber famous considering he's not leading material...It was just a thought. But I still think his marriage won't last.

Can we please keep this thread Timmy-free? I think he’s great and I have no problem with him, but I’ve hit saturation point. Enough already.

R378 because he's married with kids lmao. There's no gossip about his boring married ass.

Anyway yes please Tim free. Open a thread about Tim. This is the only sarcasm free thread left.

There are married people that people care about more than Armie.

The Timmy stans once again knocking down Armie to build up Timmy. Ugh!

Y'all are worse than the overprotective Timmy stans. People are allowed to express an opinion on Armie that isn't 100% positive. Especially when people in this thread act like his wife - who he chose to marry - is the worst woman in LA.

Ok, this thread is about Dakota too? What is she up to?

[quote]This is the only sarcasm free thread left.

This thread is as full of sarcasm and bitching as any other thread around here. Which is fine, quite frankly I can't stand the doting-mother vibes that many Tim-stans give out when talking about Chalamet.

The only way Hammer will become more famous is if he leaves Elizabeth for a famous actress within like the next year.

Otherwise he’ll be like Patrick Wilson level famous.

And which famous actress? Apart Dakota, which one could put up with him?

It's fine to have constructive criticism about Armie and his tactics/behavior, but the TImmy stans (to differentiate them from normal Timmy fans) seem to go overboard. It's been ongoing since I started following the CMBYN threads last fall. They resent Armie for some reason. I don't know why, because the rest of us love both Timmy and Armie, especially together!

Oh FFS, no one here is giving Armie a free pass. This thread needs MORE sarcasm and bitchery, less fangirling. More messy, hot, sexy Armie, and more Armkota, assuming the lady in question ever shows up on set.

R390 So she's stills not on set? Haha, Liz is already one step ahead of her.

R382 you must have missed "nobody cares about his boring married ass".

R386 how many threads are there about Armie and his shit with sarcastic and bitching content?

why do you guys only read a portion of a comment or decontextualized it from the argument? I was saying this thread is one of the few if not the only one existing FUN thread after the purge and should stay free from Tim's drama as he has plenty of fans filling threads already with unfunny and boring shit. THAT'S ALL.

ANYWAY!!!

Does anyone know if the movie filming in NOLA has a blog, website, or whatever where we can track its development?

There was a blurb in a recent Dakota interview where she said "Suspiria" fucked her up and she went to therapy for a while. While her statement is overly dramatic I am now looking forward to Luca's take on it.

Don´t pay too much attention to what actors say during promo. They´re full of shit and just repeat what the movie publicist tells them to say.

“Daddy, why the fuck did you enroll me in A Preschool Named Desire?”

R395 you're so cynical.

I'm surprised that Nick isn't there to keep Elizabeth company lol

R396 love his back in that pic! The ass goes without saying.

Mrs Hammer has dragged the baby to the set today.

[quote]Mrs Hammer has dragged the baby to the set today.

How embarrassing.

Armie is over as a lead, nobody is going to want to hire a henpecked star whose wife and kids tag along on shoots.

He had a good run.

Ironically, her latest IG story is captioned “Stay In Your Lane.”

R403 what's ironical about that?

R402 actually, his fatherly (what you call being hen-pecked) image endears him to the fraus.

R404 Because, as pointed out upthread, it is the opposite of what she actually does.

Armie presents as hen-pecked/ balls-in-a-vice. He does not project fatherly, as in showing leadership/authority.

John Krasinski projects as fatherly.

R407 those aren't their kids.

well you can check out some of the links on youtube. from the Oscars gala: Armie Hammer Weighs In on Jennifer Lawrence's Crush on Timothee Chalamet (Exclusive) (from 1:08 for Elizabeth's reaction) and the other one I linked below. watch the whole video in slow motion (armie staring at timmy and the awkward kiss with his wife) from youtube, search: Repubblica.it - Timothée Chalamet, Armie Hammer and Luca Guadagnino Interview (from 3:00 onwards) from youtube: CALL ME BY YOUR NAME | Q&A @ Paris Premiere [with Luca, Timothée, Armie and Esther] (look at armie's foot at 35:17-37:15) also while hanging out at coachella, timothee posted an IG story of mystery of love, liked some pics about CMBYN fanfic. and then Elizabeth added that 'Coachella' pic soon after. armie liked the CMBYN photo on IG: whitemag_ yesterday. to conclude, imo she has to worry more about timmy, than dakota. her IG stories have lately been about family values, heck, if I remember correctly she even posted something about her daughter saying she won't get married, she'll stay FREE. idk what to say.... I think it's pretty damn certain she must be worried, because when I saw those vids on IG yesterday about armie and timmy, I just had to go check the longer versions on youtube. I'm not sure if she's seen those videos of armie and timmy on youtube, but she must have seen some of them on IG lately, when there isn't the overflooding amount of pics/videos and if she has more time, she has to see those posts. so I guess whoever here said, that she's always there... well she literally is. in my humble opinion... I guess she wasn't worried about timothee, while the filming took place, because it was another man.

R408 I agree that Armie doesn't come across as fatherly, but more because he is an adult child. I don't see him as henpecked because he seems to like that he is the center of his wife's world, even before their children tbh.

Oops, meant that for r407.

R409 I think Liz loves Tim...hell he praises her too so there’s no hard feelings between them lol Is Dakota there yet?

Elizabeth is not remotely concerned about Timmy and those videos are just unbelievable over analysis by the crazy shippers.

Elizabeth is literally always liking photos of her/Armie + Timmy that the fans tag her in and also ones from accounts she follows like GQ. She knows that Armie and Timmy are both straight.

R409 go away. This thread is not for crazy fan girls that don't understand men can have affectionate and loving friendships. This thread is not for those determined to ruin a friendship and chances of a sequel. Bye.

Ok, so some news about Armie?

Why did he spend months saying that the CMBYN shooting and his relationship with Luca and Timothée was a "special and unique" experience in his career when it´s obvious he seems to always get along very well with everybody, enjoys the cities where he shoots and makes new friends along the way( Guy Ritchie has been at his house years later and he´s very fond of some guys from HM too)?. Where´s the difference?. The CMBYN earned their money, that´s for sure. They used real tales to then exxagerate them, it´s obvious now.

* The CMBYN´s publicists

R416 that was obvious. But, that doesn’t mean it was a unique experience either way. Now, can we move on and talk about his new movie in NOLA?

I KNOW those aren't Krasinski's kids, those are the kids from A Quiet Place, my point is he PROJECTS father/leader while Armie is a manbaby as stated above.

R409 gets blocked.

Fetishistic fangirls are terribly annoying. This said, I don't doubt Armie holds a special place in his heart for the CMBYN shooting and people - a quaint town overseas, fine dining at Luca's house many nights, good friends made along the way, and a new surge of popularity and critical praise.

“Special and unique” and “getting along with everybody” aren’t mutually exclusive, R416 / R417. Just stop.

Has he been as close with any of this co-stars as Timmy? I don't recall Johnny Depp or Herny Cavill becoming buddy-buddies with him. For one, Cavill already has his close buddies and doesn't seem to make new ones. Depp is just odd.

No, he's said himself that Timmy is the closest he's been to a co-star and vice versa. I don't know what R416 is talking about because Guy Ritchie is basically the only person he's worked with who he regularly meets up with and even then it's not often.

He's good pal with Bryan Cranston,Jason Isaacs,Omari,Patton Oswald,he meets often Elizabeth Debicki as well. Pretty sure he's friendly with Dakota too by now and all the actors from Hotel Mumbai,not long ago they had a small reunion, but the closest friendship it's without doubt with Tim.

[QUOTE]He's good pal with Bryan Cranston

Is he? In that roundtable thing Cranston mentioned emailing Hammer and it didn't sound like they were friends, just Cranston emailing out of the blue - and Armie then not replying. So have they been seen hanging out since then or something?

Yeah, that's a difference between being friendly with somebody and having a deep connection. Tim is on Nicki's and Ashton's level of friendship.

R425 I don't think they are so close either. Armie looked more like wanting to ignore him.

I didn't say close friends....just in a good/friendly relationship. He didn't want to ignore him on purpose jfc just because he didn't reply doesn't mean they're not on good terms...otherwise they wouldn't have joked about it like that. Josh Broslin writes often in his Ig and he ignores him,probably to avoid being associated to yet another problematic men.

You said good pals, I was just asking what you were basing that on, given the only interaction I'm aware the two have had didn't suggest they were friends. So is there anything more between Hammer and Cranston or were you basing that claim just on the roundtable?

When I was little, I thought that everyone in Hollywood knew each other.

R429 yes I remember another interaction that suggested they were at least on friendly terms besides the roundtable.

You also have to understand that not everybody's first language is english and certain ways of saying things might not be 100% accurate. Try to read between the lines a bit? Some people said here or other threads Armie didn't have friends in HW or didn't keet in contact with anybody else,which is just not true. Also we can't base his degree of friendship only on what he shares online,as far as we know he can very well have close private friendships with very private people.

[quote]Has he been as close with any of this co-stars as Timmy? I don't recall Johnny Depp or Herny Cavill becoming buddy-buddies with him. For one, Cavill already has his close buddies and doesn't seem to make new ones. Depp is just odd.      No, he's said himself that Timmy is the closest he's been to a co-star and vice versa. I don't know what [R416] is talking about because Guy Ritchie is basically the only person he's worked with who he regularly meets up with and even then it's not often.

Why dispute what Armie and Timothee has said about their friendship? The "this was solely PR for CMBYN" crowd are delusional that Armie and Timothee would go that far for press that Armie would invite his costar to his family and friends' parties.  Also, quantity of time in each other's presence doesn't indicate the strength of the friendship. I left behind family and friends years ago when I moved out of state but thanks to these magical inventions called phones and e-mail, I have maintained the relationships. For all anyone knows he and Henry text each other the time or he could have still kept up the Free Fire group texts that he said they did after shooting. What does it matter?

R432 Armie is not THAT good of an actor to pull that off for 2 years. How exhausting!

Guys, the Armie/Timmy friendship has already been established as true many times before, can we now move on? It's just a bit exhausting to say the same things all over again. They are close friends. Period. Armie could have made other friends from his other sets too, we don't know, but let's just leave it like that and move on.

I think it's very telling that Timmy's is the only male celeb friendship that Armie seems to acknowledge online regularly and within his inner circle.

By that, I mean, that they're very close, not anything sexual or romantic.

Ok, now that we all agree..any news about how's the shooting going?

What news do you expect, it's just a shooting.

R438 The Second coming of Jesus..dunno Maybe, there's already some trouble in paradise lol

To be frank I don't really understand the point of using this thread instead of the Summer Fever one.

This is a small movie filming in New Orleans (aka not LA/NYC where there might be photos) and there's not gonna be like regular updates or anything. Dakota still isn't on set and the chances of Armie's marriage falling apart because of her are basically minuscule. So what are we discussing here?

Ok, then let's discuss the movie on the other thread, fine for me.

It's fun, this thread is fine.

It's annoying checking two threads and if the other thread is meant to be for everything A/T/CMBYN then surely the conversation about their current/future projects are included in that.

Okay if we get serious inclinations that Armie is cheating or divorcing or whatever then use another thread but this one is just constantly going off topic with Timmy talk which makes it pointless using it IMO.

I'm here for Dakota as a home-wrecker hopeful.

Is she really interested...I mean, I don't see her cheating on Chris Martin..

The other thread is general talk about everything related to the movie/book/sequel,the two actors next projects and general news but not crazy gossip or shit talking.The one before got completely ruined by Tim's fangirls who filled it with stupid shit. Hopefully we can discuss more serious matters only. So keep Armie's gossip and delusions here.

R446 Are you referring to the Armance thread or Spring Fever one? Because the latter was finished in the usual way.

R447 Spring and no it wasn't filled as usual because Tim's fans filled it Twice and were told to stop and move multiple times, that's why the new one "summer" comes with a warning....I put a couple of users on ignore on "spring" and a quarter of the thread was gone,and they were only talking about Tim Ig and location...before them all was fine,they are like 3 girls doing all the mess.

There is no Armie gossip though so again what is this thread for?

R448 Ah, ok! In fact, there were some useless posts as you said about location, why is he hanging out with those etc. Ok, so the fangirls are back..man, can't they learn to keep it on the low?

It seems these threads have naturally evolved as this one being about Armie and the Fever one about TC, I see no reason why that should now be changed just because you find it annoying to check two threads.

R449 shit on him, his wife and hope he dumps her I guess.

Ok, then let's put it this way so everyone can be happy, continue doing what you're doing on this thread etc. and when you want to have/start a more serious talk about Armie go to the Summer one and that's it. Both parties are happy.

The reason why our threads started getting spammed/closed in the first place was because there was so many. The conversation in this thread has already turned to Timmy numerous times.

I was just about to say, R454. Please, guys, take any Timmy/Armie/CMBYN-related conversation to the Summer Fever thread and save this one for Armie’s current projects and gossip WHEN there is any. l

I second the comments above! T and A and related stuff go to the Summer thread, this thread is about Armie's wife, Armie and future affairs.

The reason why Timmy is brought up, is because we didn't have much Armie content beforehand. He has more to his personality, he also seems to be friendly and funny enough, when he is with a right person or friend. Thanks to the CMBYN movie we have all these interviews and press junkets, where both of the actors compliment each other, aren't afraid to be funny and express their thoughts/feelings in a genuine way. Armie seems to be more reserved with his other co-stars. But now we only ever see the kids and family life. They really do compliment each other. I think Timmy helped open Armie up as a person and Armie on the other hand helped him with all the attention he got, he was the award-presenter and whatnot.

R457 I agree with you too! But the most important thing is not to go overboard with it, which it can happen in a blink of an eye, trust me.

Film update

Thank you for posting that, R459.

Interesting that even though shooting is already in progress, they're still announcing casting - and only just now mentioning that the movie is based on a book.

Just my two cents, but I don’t really see the difference in how those two threads are filled... The later half of Spring was mostly filled with people dissecting every interaction TC had and shitting on the people he was seen with, true, but this thread also circles around the same topics over and over, namely Elizabeth, her failing instagram, Armie doing nothing, and people wondering if Dakota’s on set yet. Is the distinction mostly because we’re assuming that the TC discussion was mainly filled by fangirls?

The problem is that some people, I assume it's just a couple of very persistent individuals, keep asking what's Timmy doing, where's Timmy, where's Armie, any news? Jesus, is that necessary? When there's news, someone will post the news.

It's also unnecessary to discuss or even post every time Timmy is pictured anywhere doing anything with anybody. That's not news, that's a guy having a life.

Anyway, the main difference I see is that this one is more focused on Armie related stuff in a more bitchery way so it’s fine. Trust me, you don’t want all the posts about Liz in the Summer one. Now, regarding what Timmy does...there will always be some posters who will ask about what he’s doing, but as long as there are only 2/3 posts about it, personally I think it’s fine.

[quote]there will always be some posters who will ask about what he’s doing, but as long as there are only 2/3 posts about it, personally I think it’s fine.

But they never do stop at two or three posts, which is why I'm glad - for now, at least - that we have this more Armie-focused thread. The main Summer Fever thread will always be dominated by TC people even though it's supposed to be a general thread.

R464 you have a point, but I have faith in humanity lol They can cool it down.. for instance, there wasn’t so much gossip about him when he was seen in NY 3 days ago...but there are some things which trigger people more e.g his outings with the rappers. There wouldn’t have been so many posts if he had been spoted at Coachella with Daniel or Ansel or someone else...That wasn’t only on DL, even on tumblr and LSA people didn’t like him going out with them...it was a wide spread meltdown so I can understand that some people wanted to express their disdain/ their concerns, in other words get it out of their system. Also, regarding Armie’s news, there has been very little so far...we linked his latest project when it was announced, talked about it a little bit, but then people moved on. As you can see this thread, which is more Armie focused, is more than 50% about his wife..when we have more news about AH will talk about it in the Summer one too. Overall, I think it’s best to have a bitchery thread about Armie too because his wife has become very popular on DL lol therefore having it we can reduce the useless posts on the Summer thread as well. When people want to bitch about Liz or whatever they can go here.

Cmbyn threads used to be fun and informative, and Armie threads used to be hilarious and bitchy. Alas, fangirls have made it all about Timmy and shipping and obsessive journalling now, and experiencing meltdowns a la LSA and Tumblr is further proof of this sad fact.

R460 this was posted 20 days ago in the old thread so they didn't announce the cast now. Glusman posted on his Ig a pic taggin Armi and all beginning of the month.

Whoa, I looked at a review of the book that the film is based on per R459’s link, and it is all kinds of fucked up. Good on Armie for embracing his inner weirdo.

Armie will never be able to embrace his inner weirdo with mommy-wife on set. He will not break any ground in this.

Did she do something to her face again?

r468 damn the story sounds intense! I hope Armie can really breathe life into the character he's supposed to be. I really look forward to watching this film.

Why is she always front and center? Go back to school, graduate in something useful.

A Masters of Cupcakology isn’t useful?

I would be embarrassed to constantly broadcast to the world how I'm unable to extricate myself from my husband's professional life, or just life in geenral, for more than a few days, especially when she simultaneously likes to present herself as some high-powered businesswoman. But good for her for not having any qualms about it, I guess. She knows where her bread is buttered.

Based on the story this film comes from, it's really weird to have his clean, wholesome domestic goddess wife and their baby son on set. I can see how that can throw off the atmosphere. She really doesn't have to be with him all the time, and Dakota isn't even there yet.

I can’t wait to see her try to stamp this movie on a cookie.

Mrs.H with black hair-nope

She needs to fuck off seriously. She IS the reason why her husbands career has not going anywhere. Bitch

>Why is she always front and center?

To keep you guys entertained.

OTBOS has a good release date.Info for the newbies,Armie plays RBG's husband.

[469] Technically speaking, this picture is just awkward because four of them have forced smiles, Armie and Liz included. The body language is off and the way Liz holds Armie's hands is all about dominance. Interwined fingers, firm grip, the way she has secured his hand with her two arms... Let's not even start with the sadness in his eyes during the last year or so. So many public appearences, so many pictures to choose from.

R481 You sound like a shipper. If so, fuck off.

Armie is a grown 31-year-old man.

If he's sad he can leave her. If he wants her to leave the set he can tell her so.

He clearly doesn't care anywhere near as much as you guys do.

She's in the beige book of motherhood.

R484 this thing is so phony.I hate it.

ROFL R476

I wonder if she will use a black and white cookie for Sorry to Bother You.

And meanwhile, according to his IG stories, my beloved Nick is looking after their dog back in LA. I'd wager he'll be the children's substitute parent when they need to go to school and their mother is busy following her husband around.

What's in it for Nick? I don't get it.

Didn't they take the dog with them? Nick doesn't have any current IG stories..

R487, through Armie and Liz Nick gets access to a world that he otherwise probably wouldn't be a part of. Despite his money, he apparently has that Hollywood hanger-on mentality. His Insta is pretty much non-stop Armie and Liz and kids, and his association with the Hammers has brought him a ton of attention online that he otherwise wouldn't be getting. The fangirls are even writing slash about him and Armie now. If I had his resources I wouldn't be content to be the drudge of the Hammers, but different strokes, I guess.

I saw it yesterday R488 and it looked like LA, but I guess I could be wrong.

Can a wealthy 30-year-old guy be so desperate for attention? Sad.

Well, he's business partners with Ashton, the other Armie's friend who rent homes for celebrities or something like that...Also, he's already involved in the estate agency of his parents...what more he could do?

This thread is basically a bunch of people complaining about the actions of people that they don't know and mulling over how it must be making them and those around them unhappy when they all seem perfectly content.

R491 Armie's co-founder of that.

R492 welcome to DL

R493 ok, they are all business partners...but what would one expect of a rich young guy? Working more or having fun and hang out with celebrities?

Aren't Ashton & Nick brothers?

R496, no. Ashton has a brother named Tyler but he and Nick are not related. They are just both bffs with Armie.

[QUOTE]welcome to DL

The thing is it used to be that people would just be snarky and bitchy, and that's amusing. But now we have these posters who are genuinely complaining, or trying to force their bizarre theories upon people, and it sucks the fun out of threads. For example, the bitching about Elizabeth's thirst for fame - can be funny. But the poster suggesting Armie has sad eyes because he's trapped in a marriage with her - tedious.

R490, Nick did post an insta story of the Hammers' dog in LA a couple days ago. I think he watches their dog/house/whatever when they're out of town.

Nick is a jack of all trades. He's a businessman, a babysitter, a dogsitter, etc...

R498 what about this photo?

Then leave, R492. No one’s forcing you to read it.

HASHTAG PERFECT COUPLE lol god she is exhausting

And an insatiable bottom R500

That ig is a fan account R503

Embarrassing that that has had to be pointed out twice now.

She never uses hashtags..people should know by now.

I suggest you read the book 'What Every BODY is Saying: An Ex-FBI Agent’s Guide to Speed-Reading People' or any other credible book about body language. Who said Armie is trapped in a marriage? This statement was never made. The fact is, he does have sadness in his eyes during this last year, mainly months. However, is it because he is tired of the press tour, all the plane rides or is there something else going on, that you can't interpret. What you can see, is the body language, especially facial expressions in the pictures. He is used to being photographed so it only makes those pictures only more credible. Can a picture tell you something about him not wanting his wife on the set? No! But you can make assumptions about him? Because when it comes to gossiping, you don't need facts, you only need validity to your arguments? And it's totally okay to assume things about him and Dakota? Although, posts are carefully chosen, even celebrities are ordinary people who have emotions and audience to feed information to for whatever reason. So they sometimes forget themselves and give away more information than originally intended to. Show me some evidence of Dakota planning, being able to sleep and in fact sleep with a married man. Or should he get a divorce first? Because as we know married people cheat all the time. Video-proof would be excellent but pictures may work too, the more the merrier. It absolutely baffles me, how some of you use the excuse to use the terms shipping or fangirling when there are statements made about Armie's interactions with his costars, especially with TC! There is at least a ton of material to base the claims on. And they do capture moments during at least one year period of time. If you only watched those and left your personal bias at the door. It's like using the word 'snowflakes' and 'fake news' everywhere without knowing the context. Those videos have everything to do with Armie because they are all about Armie and they aren't that dated. Non-verbal and verbal cues are a thing, you know, non-verbal being even more reliable, but can be misread. You need some expertise in the matter, of course, especially when it comes to actors or people acting, and obviously when it comes to scripted talk shows! Reading people isn't rocket science as long as you are impartial and educated, otherwise the results are misleading and deceptive. As of now, there isn't reliable material of Dakota, her some sort of master plan, as alluded earlier, and Armie, and if there was, you would know it by now. Well you wouldn't know about the master plan, surely, because why would she tell us? Next time, provide some proof, otherwise you are alluding to the fact, that investigative interviewing and decoding the nonverbal cues are pointless. Body language can literally hurt a witness' credibility in the courtroom, there is no question.

R508 please get a life

R508 must be a blast at parties.

He's always had sad eyes, since he was a child actually, so?

Anyway, I was wondering, if Armie by any chance gets a nomination for his role in OTBOS do you think something will change? At least for Liz? Just curious.

Another thing that could seal the BSA nomination for Hammer this year, besides being snubbed for CMBYN and being in another Oscar-caliber film, is his good sportsmanship. Plus, he's always willing to go above and beyond to promote his small, indie films. That's an admirable trait. I think more people have realized this as his name became wider known this past year. He sees content to be a working actor.

That really just shows how worthless the Oscars have become - nothing to do with acting but oh he markets his movie hard, he has good sportsmanship.

He needs to fire his researcher and research himself. The researcher will only find out the stuff he's told to. Whereas if you do research yourself you pick up all sorts of small incidental details that you would never have thought of. Details that won't make or break a performance, but will add massively to it. It's the same way you can probably bluff your way through an essay using Cliff Notes, but you won't improve your own understanding of the book.

Jesus OTBS won't get any Oscar nods, and it will probably and rightfully get dragged for casting the waspiest looking woman possible as Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Armie will never be able to give a great performance until he taps into the inner torment he hides beneath his amiable facade and that will never happen with cupcake wife hovering over and photographing him while he sleeps (check her story).

She's milking her husband and not the right way.

I agree that he needs a different sort of role and the Anvari movie could be it, a lot of potential there, check out the novella it's based on if you have the chance.

What did she do? She instagramed him while he was sleeping?

I just checked her IG stories, and I don't see that.

I saw the IG story too, it said that Armie was sleeping after shooting all night, and you could see his foot and the bed sheets.

And why did she have to let us know that? I mean, that's nothing out of ordinary..

[quote]That really just shows how worthless the Oscars have become - nothing to do with acting but oh he markets his movie hard, he has good sportsmanship.

The Oscars have always been like that. Look at Best Actress winner #2 Mary Pickford and her laughable performance in COQUETTE and how she wound up the undeserved winner. Everyone knows that to win an Academy Award requires more than just performance -- and that goes for every film award, foreign and domestic, not just the Oscars. All I was saying was that along with Hammer's performance, those other attributes might be beneficial, especially when you're campaigning.

Anyway, I think he has good chances to get a nod...now winning...not so much, even though, as I said in the other thread, the supporting category this year doesn't seem to be too competitive.

Aww, poor Armie, the only time he seems likely to get a nomination is a quarter of the way into the year when people haven't even see most of the films to be released yet.

[quote]Anyway, I think he has good chances to get a nod...now winning...not so much, even though, as I said in the other thread, the supporting category this year doesn't seem to be too competitive.

It's fucking April, dingbat.

Just put R522 / aka fangurl #1 on ignore and the thread becomes so much less inane.

Mrs Hammer posted on her IG story that she wanted to cancel her flight, but she didn't want to wait on a two hour line (whatever that means) and demanded special treatment from Delta.

It appears she was due to return to Los Angeles today, but I guess Armand wanted more photos taken while he slept.

[quote]I usually have a thicker skin, but I've noticed that lately I don't have tolerance for negativity.

And yet, you read and post on DL. SMH.

[quote][R396] love his back in that pic! The ass goes without saying.

Exactly. There is nothing to say about it other than it is pancake-flat.

JFC, this entire thread is stan central, and what most DLers would refer to as decidedly "frauish" (but it is okay when the gays are the ones stanning and frauing it up. Zzzzz...).

R526 Nice twisting of the narrative. Her flight was due in less than two hours so waiting for that long would defeat the point.

Mrs Hammer keeps posting pictures of oysters and tagging/taunting Nikki. Surely she isn’t that dense about the symbolism.

I don’t think she ever got over the penis envy stage of development.

I’ll see your penis envy and raise you a castration complex.

Oh definitely a castration complex in the making. In fact I would say the way she dresses the children entirely arises from her unresolved penis envy. The son is frequently dressed in amorphous or even dress-like clothing, indicating a desire to negate his sex. Similarly, the reactionary Victorian like dresses on the girl could be an attempt to overcompensate for the shame she feels in her own penis envy.

Armie, is, of course, her penis.

Why the fuck has some random person created an Instagram account devoted to the Hammer kids? That's incredibly creepy, no?

Incredibly.

But Mrs Hammer not only knows, she “liked” the pic.

New Orleans’ newest Krewe, Krewe of Oedipus Rex

So I get how Armie is Oedipus in that he married a woman who's basically like his mother, but I don't see that he has any desire to metaphorically kill his father.

So Armie confirms that he asked her to stay for the weekend.

A: 'Thank you for staying in town this weekend' E: 'You're welcome! I'm sorry @rosiehw @cassandragrey' A: 'thank you! And sorry @rosiehw for understanding that we need our Mama-Bear!'

So maybe people can give it a rest now and accept that he wants her around.

Mama-bear? I think Armie is reading this thread and taunting us.

Jesus he sounds like Mike Pence.

R537 he tagged Rosie Huntington Whitley whose like pretty famous. It has nothing to do with DL.

[quote]The Oscars have always been like that. Look at Best Actress winner #2 Mary Pickford and her laughable performance in COQUETTE and how she wound up the undeserved winner.

Reaching for Mary Pickford to illustrate a point about Armie Hammer...never change, my beloved DL!

[quote]Why the fuck has some random person created an Instagram account devoted to the Hammer kids? That's incredibly creepy, no?

It is, but it wouldn't be possible if Liz and to a lesser extent Armie didn't put those kids out there so much instead of shielding them from the potential creepers. It's no big deal for a celeb to post an occasional pic of their children, but Liz posts a pic every time they sneeze and tags their clothes, FFS. What do you think all the monogramming and coordinated outfits and putting Ford in an old-fashioned frock is about? Drawing attention to the kids. For what reason? Her lifestyle branding? Letting randos on social media feel that they 'know' the Hammer kids feels like an extremely bad idea. I remember several years ago when Ewan MacGregor sued the paps for taking pics of his daughters without his permission. Things have changed big time.

Yes, it´s creepy, but she has to keep her Ig going and she knows that´s what bring her the most " likes" nowadays. And Armie must be ok with it, otherwise I guess he´d told her to stop.

R540 part of her branding. She follows other people with the same image who happen to be rich self professed businesswomen who do nothing more than exposing their children, to get a pat in the shoulder for being super stylish moms, despite being super busy and super wives....unlike them she has the HW connection as an extra activity.

The need to mention the model and apologizing for missing her BD like she gives a shit, is beyond extra but part of the image..."super mom sacrifices her personal life to be with husbands and kids"

I wouldn't be surprised if many posts on Armie's IG were done by her,as he sounds out of character in the way he words them....

Lol please. Armie is fine with everything she does and his posts are written by himself.

He's a grow man not a baby.

How can he be in BDSM , he's sooo vanilla...

[quote]He's a grow manbaby.

FTFY

[quote]And Armie must be ok with it, otherwise I guess he´d told her to stop.

He’s just pleased it keeps her occupied.

R543 You posted 10 comments total ONLY to defend E and telling ppl off because they're having fun in here. If you are so above us you wouldn't have a reason to be here no? Lmao can you be more deprived of any sign of irony?

This thread is full of Armie defenders acting like he's defenseless against his big bad wife and everything she does she forces on him when he's clearly fine with all of it. And literally the only reason is because he's attractive and you don't want him to be that pathetic.

Well he is. Tough.

Just block R543, he/she is a humorless killjoy who does nothing but bitch on this and the other thread.

The Stan’s are altering his wedding photos now.

Someone DM this to Mrs Hammer, I want her to have an IG Story meltdown again.

I'd bet my house that Mrs Chambers has her Google alerts set, is up to date with all Armie threads on DL AND that Armie's insta post linked at R534 was written by her. She's showing the DL how hetero he is and how secure their marriage is.

R539 I was referring to him calling her his Mama-Bear. It's as if he's reading this thread, and knows we see her as his mommy wife, and his labeling her the former is just a way reinforce that.

R550 Yes great idea, let's ruin that friendship even more. Idiot.

R551 Except everyone on DL already knows he's hetero. This thread is about him cheating on her with a woman, no?

On this thread yes, but we still have the shippers chiming in that no doubt play on her delicate mind, forcing her to reiterate his straightness. That's why she's so tight with the French lamb (or is it faun?) - "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I think Armie's Mama Bear is trying to convince herself too. I think his fondness of Timmie unsettles her.

Nah, she's been tight with him since day one long before people even knew Timmy existed, never mind shipped him with Armie.

Armie has always posted photos with Elizabeth and lovey dovey captions. This is nothing new.

Mrs Hammer just taking photos of stranger’s tables at Galatoires’ now.

How are they a stranger if they'd spoken? Y'all are reaching at this point.

Fair enough r556, I'm a little late to the beginning of their friendship.

For what it's worth, I am a real life frau and I can tell you that my dislike for the wife doesn't stem from her being thin, rich, married to AH. It's not even really dislike, more like scorn and incredulity at her poorly disguised thirst. Go ahead, flame me. But this is the place for pointless bitchery after all.

Armie’s post smacks of overcompensation. She canceled her plans for him, she’s pissed, he knows he’s pissed and now he’s love bombing her. Remember the stupid IG story about him following her Uber to the airport and kissing her at every red light? Same deal.

Well, Armie did this overcompensation thing when he was sick and in bed too, before the Oscars...I remember someone mentioned that in a Twitter post with the caption "Phantom Thread 2" or something like that haha

Good point r560, this was RHW's bday party. It would have been a perfect opportunity for Mrs. H to make connections, and make a bunch of IG stories about it. She missed out just b/c Armie wanted her with him.

As much as the wife likes to put forth the image that she calls the shots, and that she's such a strong woman, it's clear that Armie holds power over her.

meant to say "strong-minded".

How? She knows that she can't let him alone so she finds a compromise...I suppose.

He doesn't want her to leave him alone, that's what people aren't understanding.

He clearly struggles forming lasting friendships, hence why he takes his two childhood friends everywhere. Elizabeth is safe to him, she takes care of him.

R565 In this situation, she was planning to leave him alone because she had other engagements already planned, but he was the one who made her stay with him. This wasn't another instance of her insisting of always being with him, it was actually vice versa.

Mrs Hammers parents are in New Orleans visiting them, odd why she would be planning to leave while they were visiting or would wait til the last moment to cancel her travel plans.

Maybe they were already in town regardless.

She probably decided to ditch RHWs birthday party much earlier and decided to make a big show of it and make it seem like Armie asked her to stay in town at the last minute.

Armie was the one that said he asked.

Armie asked her to stay in town while her own parents were visiting?

I agree, Armie wanted her to stay...I'm sure she would have gone to the party if he hadn't asked. Maybe he feels lonely without her and we read this wrong...he wants her as much as she wants him around...dunno.

Again, they may have already been in town and not there to visit. They only saw each other at Easter.

Anyway we only know her dad is there.

R574 please....there was nothing to cancel they just made the usual scene to give her a role in an otherwise jobless presence. Wife and husband that thank each other on IG for being.....wife and husband?

Not even her toddlers needed her presence that much in fact mama-bear didn't hesitate to dropped them and leave for the euro promotion tour aka following her son/husband everywhere.

Armie didn't want to be left alone with Elizabeth's parents (pretty sure he doesn't mind the kids), perfectly understandable lol

I do believe he wants her around all the time, as he wants Nick and the fat one around all the time, but it's not the best thing for his public image - or hers, for that matter.

R576 It's a pr disaster and it shows. Armie's career is going the right direction now but he can be easily substituted with other more interesting ,marketable actors. Even for past movies I felt he was called just to replace a more famous actor who didn't want to be part of the movie anymore or they needed someone hot with a small pay.

Given that Elizabeth & Armie share the same PR firm, I sometimes wonder how their publicists reconcile their two wildly different images: Elizabeth’s cupcake wonderland versus Armie’s social media antics and giving interviews about how his memory is better since having kids because he smokes less pot. Or who knows, maybe his publicist has just thrown up her hands at this point and counts her money from the hours spent on damage control.

Wouldn't they both benefit if they restore their pr image? At least Armie...I don't know, becoming more "mysterious" or going off the radar when he doesn't have to promote movies in order for people to wonder about him...being seen alpne from time to time..

I mean, there are other married actors who can keep their pr image interesting somehow..

Their PR really isn't salvageable at this point. That was kind of the point of the Anne Helen Peterson piece.

How is old Anne?

R581 with a good ol' divorce. Imagine the buzz about someone like Armie single...or even better dating a relevant actress.

And other options apart from the divorce?

If Armie were to ever get a divorce, his popularity would skyrocket. Look at how much discussion is happening about him now, and his life is extremely boring. I don't see him getting divorced anytime soon, though. Maybe somewhere down the line just because everyone in Hollywood gets divorced eventually. I think him finally really breaking out as an actor would speed things along. If he gained some more confidence in himself professionally, he might be able to free himself from his codependency with his wife. He seems to almost use her as a crutch to validate himself bc her world revolves around him, but if he were more secure in himself, he wouldn't need that.

I don't think him breaking through as an ctor would speed the divorce lol Liz would be more attached to him like ever before.

I can see them divorced when the kids are teenagers or adults, not before because he seems quite enamoured with the family life. Besides, no prenup means ruinous business.

If divorce is off the table, he should at least try to minimise his online presence as some of you have suggested but, again, the problem is that his wife craves the notoriety he brings and he's an essential part of her social media 'brand' so, unless she re-designs her own online presence to revolve around something other than her husband and children, he'll keep on being overexposed and hurting his career.

To be completely fair though, career-wise he's not doing so badly after all.

[quote]And other options apart from the divorce?

Becoming really talented overnight.

R587 That would be kind of reaching...he's an OK actor and, tbh, is doing good...now he has to work on his pr image, maybe not taking every buzz feed article to heart, reduce his online presence ( but again his wife ) and try to sell that he's here to stay...make people believe that he suffers for his art..or something between the lines Anyway, we need a new thread...someone willing to open it?

I'll start one, just give me a minute to think of a good headline

everybody mentions he doesn't have a prenup...legit source?

Yes, we already discussed this, I think it was when they did that interview for a country magazine

Part 2

Thank you R592

If he has a family trust no matter if he uses or not now it will be safe even in terms of divorce. Better if he never used it,in case of divorced she's not entitled to that as she never did while married. His father when he divorced got the biggest assets.

I never understood why the divorce should be so tragic in terms of money...I mean, I don't think she wants to make him broke?

R595 her business was founded by both....he doesn't make millions as an actor,they don't have huge assets and his family assets are protected by a trust.....even if he was to share half...it wouldn't change anything because they already are. they seem very equal and both their family are richer then them....so financially I don't see anything major ugly.

R596 Exactly! That's what I said..prenup or not if they want to get a divorce, they will.

Let's

close

this thread!