Armie Hammer’s Actress Wife Sues Woman Who Impersonated Her To Attend Vanity Fair Party

Chambers will attend Vanity Fair‘s party with her husband, Armie Hammer, who played the lead role in the Oscar-nominated Call Me by Your Name. Ellis allegedly used a bogus email address — Elizabethgchambers@gmail.com — to contact the magazine and, posing as the actress, ask to bring an extra guest to the party.

The magazine responded, requesting the guest’s name. The impersonator furnished the name Diana Ellis, and provided her address. In a follow-up email, Ellis or someone else noted she and the couple would be arriving separately and instructed that the invitation be sent to Ellis’ home.

Suspicious, Vanity Fair contacted Chambers’ publicist who said the couple had no plans to bring a guest.

Chambers is suing Ellis and anyone else involved in the scheme for misappropriating her name and personal information and violating her privacy (read the suit here). The actress is seeking damages and an injunction barring her from doing so again.

Jesus, this Elizabeth woman is such a fame whore that she's causing a commotion and suing somebody only to announce that she's attending the Vanity Fair party.

Damages?? What damages? This cunt again.

Armie lost his Academy Award nomination because of her thirsty ways. She's an embarrassement to him.

R5 why?

She's not a Eunice Burns, she's THE Eunice Burns...

Because someone that marries such a vapid, futile, awful woman must be the same. He's not an ctor, he's a dilettante and her behaviour reflects that R6

In my day we just blew a security guard...

We liked the hole AND the pole.

The best thing about the Deadline reporting is they don't even bother to name her, she's just Amrmie Hammer's actress (!!??!!) wife lol.

I call complete and total sham marriage.

I mean, COME FREAKING ON! Just LOOK at that photo! He's literally keeping her at arm's length.

Pls don’t give this cunt any more attention. She’s nobody w/o Armie.

She's an actress? I thought she was a cupcake judge or something like that.

She does come across as an attention seeking bitch.

The Hammer Foundation has a firm of attorney's on retainer armed and ready for things like this to handle dahling. Never you worry your pretty little head.

Why even publicize this? Oh, right, it’s Mrs. Hammer.

R8 Dilettante is the perfect word for Armie Hammer and why he doesn’t deserve genuine stardom. The Hammers are a tacky, garish couple of arrivistes. They remind me of the Real Housewives couple that snuck into Obama’s State Dinner.

R8 I actually like him but can't help lol at the accuracy of this comment.

R17 well he doesn't have stardom never had and never will based on his current/next projects.

Well he was 22 or 23 when they got married, no prenuptial... Errors of judgement are likely at that age.

I am perfectly comfortable with someone publicizing this photo of Armie and Elizabeth’s poor people-themed party which would probably damage both their careers if it went viral.

R21 nothing wrong dressing up as white trash

Made for each other. Same same.

Lol this really backfired on her, no one gives a shit about someone trying to scam an invite, they're just laughing at her thirsty-ass bitch ways

What she's doing seems perfectly reasonable: it's another form of identity theft. Granted it's for tickets, but it certainly could have served as a test drive for something more nefarious.

That said, are people outside of this thread really upset over her doing this? And do they really find her so awful? Or is this just DL queens having a conniption that someone who is not them dares to make herself known as Hammer's spouse?

Cuz honestly, some of you sound EXACTLY like those fat girls who sharpen their fangs for any actress cast as a love interest for those dudes on "Supernatural".

[quote]She's an actress? I thought she was a cupcake judge or something like that.

She wishes she were an actress. That was her original goal when she came out to LA, I'm sure. Nevertheless, she is in fact a cupcake judge.

I think Deadline may have been mocking her by calling her an actress.

Mrs Hammer owns a bakery in Dallas and San Antonio and does television talk show appearances relating to baking and baked goods. I doubt she actually eats any though.

R25 no one cares. It's more about her and her husband sharing the same pr and manager and he tries very hard to get her involved in everything he does despite having nothing to do with his career. It's ok with cmbyn given the circumstances but as soon as his husband is involved with POC projects she's nowhere to be found.....wonder why lol

Deadline also appears to have chosen that photo of an uncomfortable looking Armie holding her at arms length to mock them.

It was actually a pretty clever way to get tickets. But the woman blew it when she asked them to the send the ticket to a separate address; she should have just said "send it to my manager's officer" (with her address) then the magazine wouldn't have become suspicious.

R28 you think she's uncomfortable hanging around POC?

Yes I do R31. And Armie is unconfortable hanging around gay people.

Wasn't her mother, Mary Chambers, a notorious porn star? And she thinks we don't remember such things. Hmmgh!

The OTT hatred for this woman is beyond ridiculous.

R32 why do you reply to something you haven't wrote u fucking idiot?

R31 anyway yes she's def not comfortable. she hasn't missed one single event or movie shooting or promo with white people and skipped all those with poc....she's not racists but simply clueless about anything outside the safe confort zone of rich white people.

[quote]she hasn't missed one single event or movie shooting or promo with white people and skipped all those with poc

She didn't go to TIFF, NYFF or LFF with Call Me By Your Name. She wasn't on the set of On the Basis of Sex.

She turned up to a lot of Birth of a Nation promo and premieres.

[quote] What she's doing seems perfectly reasonable: it's another form of identity theft. Granted it's for tickets, but it certainly could have served as a test drive for something more nefarious. That said, are people outside of this thread really upset over her doing this? And do they really find her so awful? Or is this just DL queens having a conniption that someone who is not them dares to make herself known as Hammer's spouse? Cuz honestly, some of you sound EXACTLY like those fat girls who sharpen their fangs for any actress cast as a love interest for those dudes on "Supernatural".

It's the over the top way she's reacting to it that's drawing all the hate. Suing for damages? There are no damages, and you're already rich as Croesus.

do you take every comment literally like the bible? of course she can't be at EVERY single event,but NORMALLY she does and talks about them,and normally she is 99% of the times surrounded by white rich people...just like her family,just like her children...never noticed black kids around their kids...she found out in 2018 what dub is...how out of it can you possibly be not to know? Anyway fell free to cheerlead for her as much as you want lol

R38 Does Armie have any friends that are POC other than former co-stars? I don't think so. Do you really think the pre-school their daughter goes to is filled with black kids? Come on. They're products of their environment.

They don't have POC friends but Armie seems very natural and comfortable and the feeling is mutual. Why wouldn't a pre school have black kids? Do you think all black kids are poor? They live in Hollywood, I find it very strange.

No I don't think all black kids are poor I also don't think they'll be the leading demographic of a Beverly Hills pre-school. I haven't seen anything to suggest Elizabeth is any more uncomfortable around POC than Armie. Just another thing people make up to hate on this woman because they want to fuck her husband.

I’m not white and privileged I’m not rich I’m not attractive I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth I’m not famous

So I obviously don’t understand the hardships and struggles from which white rich famous attractive privileged people like Armie and his wife are suffering.

R41 and you seem very invested in defending her when there's nothing to defend,as a simple observation is not an attack....Armie is seen plenty of times around POC,her...not,only white. Very simple.

Can't we simply dislike her for being a thirty, shameless succubus without bringing racism into it?

Elizabeth with POC.

Elizabeth with a POC.

Elizabeth with POC.

Elizabeth with a POC.

Wow she made occasional contact with black people. Impressed.

Elizabeth with a POC.

Elizabeth with POC.

Elizabeth with a POC.

Eliabeth with POC.

Elizabeth with POC.

Elisabeth staaaph, go back to look after your kids

Elizabeth with POC.

Want me to prove you wrong some more or is that enough for you?

Elizabeth with POC.

Thanks R35, I wouldn't say she's uncomfortable, I just think she's aware she's out of her niche when she's in a mostly POC crowd. I'm sure she can come off as annoying sometimes too, and not everyone is going to put up with that. I remember a while back she had posted an IG story of her meeting a Hispanic high school girl on an elevator. Apparently the girl was a part of the same organization/club she was in when she was in high school, and she was trying to bond with her over that. The girl clearly wasn't interested in talking with her, so she wrote "clearly not impressed" over her story.

Or rather she's aware she can come off as the annoying, high maintenance white woman.

Since when is armie uncomfortable with gay people?

R61 Since Elizabeth was uncomfortable around POC. Aka never.

R59 Yeah it's not like she has problems but I can't see her in a deep conversation with the cast of Black Panther about social issues or adding anything remotely relevant with the cast of Sorry to bother you. I can't imagine her holding a conversation with a table full of woke people. Better suited to have beauty masks with other white women or gay men.

R61 He isn't . the user was trolling

R60 pretty much.... I'm starting to believe she's the one posting here defending herself. Even the writing style is similar to the one she uses when she fights sex bots on her husband IG lol

R64 Pretty sure she's on her way to the Indie Spirit Awards with Armie, not posting on DL. Perhaps some people are just sick of the obnoxious hate.

This is getting ridiculous. Why are you picking on her when all her job as a movie star wife is to promote his image as per their publicist. Armie is just as shallow and thirsty as her but as always the women get all the negativity while men are put on pedestal. I don't even like her but c'mon the constant picking on her is getting out of hand

R66 Because they want to fuck Armie and not Elizabeth.

Since he refused - via a contract, no less - to have sex on camera and show his dick in Call Me By Your Name. R61

My God, the thread got infested with fraus defending this shallow, obnoxious creature. No wonder the fish stink is nauseating.

The Hammer Foundation has a staff of PR experts ready to handle things like this Dahling. Never you mind your pretty little head.

"Armie Hammer’s Actress Wife Sues Woman Who Impersonated Her To Attend Vanity Fair Party"

I got tired only imagining this. The levels people go to have some minutes of fame.

[quote]this shallow, obnoxious creature

Armie?

In spite of the pics posted, it is rather typical and telling that for far too many DLers, "POC" only means "black".

R72, no, he's merely the actor who ruined Call Me By Your Name with his dull, untalented performance.

R73 There are non-black POC in those photos.

She's posing with actors, musicians and celebrities in those photos and with some of the help in her bakery. Try again, Elizabeth stan.

Elizabitch

Now that Hope Hicks has resigned . Donald is in need and she represents the POC of the world too.

R76 So what, you want her to go find some people of color on the street to pose with? Most of her friends are rich/famous people in the industry, white or otherwise.

Can you imagine your life being so senseless that you're retorting to acusatioons on DL to defend one of the worst wife of a celebrity ever?

Can you imagine your life being so ridiculous that you think she's one of the worst wives of a celebrity ever? Hilarious.

You didn't proof that she has POC as friends. You merely posted photos of POC she met in passing in events. You lost the battle.

R82 Except some of those POC are people she's posted with multiple times at different times and places aka her friends. Again, Armie doesn't have any more POC friends than she does.

Is it requisite to get yourself a quota of POC friends and relatives to prove that you're not a racist or uncomfortable with POC?

R84 Apparently so!

This debate is senseless.

This might be one of the most bizarre "debates" I've ever seen on the DL.

I started following this thread because I wondered how or why she would sue that woman for damages, but my god this thread is madness.

This new thread has everything.

There wouldn’t have had a debate here if Armie wasn’t hotly good looking. Many people subconsciously desire him

Oh no R89 I'm fully conscious of it, dear!

She's a horrible person and her antics are annoying. She and Armie deserve each other. I'm glad he wasn't nominated.

She just might be the worst person of the current Oscars pole dance season. There's no end to her thirst and desperation.

Armie is "sick" and poor Elisabeth can't go the the Spirit Awards. She must be livid.

Hi-larious R94. Armie and Mrs have been prepping for Oscar weekend all week on IG, it was like watching Norma Desmond getting ready for shooting Salomé. He was probably mortified that they made Deadline.

Armie on twitter:

@armiehammer 2 de mar It looks like they misspelled “Elizabeth Chambers” in the title... she’s more than just my wife, she’s the best thing about our family. And the smartest. -

That's because of the original title of Elizabeth's interview: "Armie Hammer's wife thinks he took the Tracksuits thing too far"

God, the constant bickering on twitter, the out of touch remarks, the smugness of Armie Hammer, all of this is insuferable!!!

And if she's the smartest one in the family, can you imagine? The levels of futility and shallowness of this woman are unparalleled! But this time he won: W Magazine changed the title of the inteview.

God I had no idea she’s did another parasitic interview trying to mooch of CMBYN. They really have no shame.

I wonder if Deadline was aware of AH’s tweet high is why they ran their own “Armie Hammer’s Wife” headline. And now he’s staying home sulking.

There is a God, R96

He tagged Luca on his chest hair, lol.

Yes it is time to separate from all the gayness especially since nothing really came of it. He has the looks to play James Bond but nobody wants to see Bond taking it from or giving it to little schoolboy. What kind of silly role are you going to play next. A really satanic child trafficker may be the ticket. Leader of Children of God. You may have to go dark and evil before coming out on the other side. And yea as I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death.

He saves the best for Luca.

She did not get the Coco Chanel dress she wanted to wear to the event

Armie really needs a fucked up role to rebrand himself, but no future Lynch or Von Trier is going to want their film stamped on a cookie by Polly Prissypants.

[quote]I doubt she actually eats any though.

Definitely not. Even by Hollywood (and DL) standards, she is very thin.

Pretzel-sticks Chambers

He looks even hotter when he's by her almost non-existent side.

I remember Armie had only 300k IG followers in his 10 years of career before CMBYN. Now almost 700ks, more than twice in a year

The French mouse was basically unknown last year and now has 1 million. Armie's gain is not impressive.

The photo at R104 looks like somebody assembled a mannequin while drunk.

R107 that’s not the point. The point is that his popularity gains significantly after staring in the movie

I think her BODY DRAMA is that she's really really fat and wide across the hips, so she emaciates herself to pull off skinny rich lady and fit in the size she insists she is.

Here - she is skin and bones and yet she is as wide as Armie.

Straight men like hips, don't they? The problem is that she's way too thin for her bone structure, and she's overdone the botox or whatever, her face looks so much worse than not long ago.

She ok when she smiles although her chompers are way big and white.

She does zilch for me in her Blue Steel poses.

She’s naturally wide hipped and solidly built, and it looked good on her with a healthy weight (here from 2010). Now she’s one of Tom Wolfe’s social x-rays.

She’s already ruined her face and she’s yet even 40.

Never forget: Mrs. Hammer posted an IG pic with Kim Kardashian.

R21 she's so uptight and prissy, that even at a white trash-themed party, she still has to have her hair perfectly styled and wear a nice (probably designer) top and watch. Compare her to the guests in the background. All she did was put on a pair of regular, not even distressed, denim shorts (that makes her look like white trash in her mind).

Most straight guys would quickly grow sick and tired of a chick that high-maintenance, but since Armie grew up rich and probably around other spoiled, social-climbing Stepford wives, he's unfazed by it.

She's four years older than him and already well into her 30's while her husband's career still has an opportunity to rise. In the coming years, she may grow more and more insecure in her marriage, especially if Armie gets cast alongside JLaw and other starlets, so expect increasingly more erratic Desperate Housewives-style behavior.

I wonder if she'll push one or both of the kids into a child modeling or acting career, she so seems like the type.

[quote]but since Armie grew up rich and probably around other spoiled, social-climbing Stepford wives, he's unfazed by it.

Ya don’t say

I think she is genuinely pretty in that Hollywood way--meaning groomed to the point of blandness--but she wears too much make up. She's made up for a night out no matter what time of day it is.

[quote]It's the over the top way she's reacting to it that's drawing all the hate. Suing for damages? There are no damages

How do you know there are no damages? Have you ever been rich and famous and had your identity stolen from you? It takes an emotional toll on you and she may never be the same.

Elizabitch is a slimy cunt.

Armie likes the dick

You all are so weird.

Good for her!

Elisacunt is a racist and a homophobe. She's threatening poor Armie about his new found attraction to men.

He and Deano Spelling should hang out on motor cycles

R124 Nice parody of these weirdos.

[quote]I wonder if she'll push one or both of the kids into a child modeling or acting career, she so seems like the type.

I totally expect Harper to start acting in a couple of years. The kids seem sweet as can be, but both of their parents have exposed them nonstop to the public since they were born, instead of trying to shield them like anyone with sense would do. No reason to think it won't continue on to the next phase.

This bitch is always photo bombing Arme and Timothee's pics.

Lizzycunt can only do so much. She must know by now she can't even make Armie's big long cock get hard. That's why she pretends to love Timmy but we all know she really despises him. And Armie wants that Timmy ass whenever he can get it.

[quote] The kids seem sweet as can be, but both of their parents have exposed them nonstop to the public since they were born, instead of trying to shield them like anyone with sense would do.

She tags their school and has their names sewn onto their clothes. She is desperate to have them kidnapped so she can claim peerage with the Gettys and the Hearsts.

R129 you’re damn right, girl

R130 I always wondered why she did that..it seems just a little bit too much.

Fuck this attention seeking whore. Fuck her! And fuck him for hooking up with this thirsty bitch!!!!!!!

Her identity wasn’t stolen. No one is filing tax returns using her SS# or opening credit cards and retirement accounts in her name.

Someone tried to impersonate her to get into a party. A party.

R133, he reaps all kinds of benefits, being married to this grasping pushy person. Although she runs him, all he has to do is state a desire while looking at an attractive woman and it’s her command. He can remain passive and genial, and she’ll do all the dirty work. It’s all very codependent. I imagine it’s the same being married to Jessica Seinfeld or that yoga chick Alec Baldwin married.

In a way, he IS lucky to be married to her.

She isn't into his bondage kink, though.

Exactly, R134. There are people out there who have had their lives destroyed by an identity thief - all money drained from their accounts, insane bills racked up, other criminal activities performed under their name - and they still didn't file a freaking lawsuit against the thief.

R135 I will add that his father and mother probably had a very similar relationship; his mother was successful in alienating his father from his blood relatives and redirecting the Hammer family fortune to enrich her own family (Mobleys). Even today she appears to have a very powerful psychological hold on Armie, as Armie did not attend his father's remarriage (Dru has not returned the favor by supporting Armie in CMBYN).

He looks like a valet parker.

Twitter is going crazy for Armie and Gal.... Mrs Hammer won’t be very happy.

Didn’t she get enough hugs as a child?

The impostor woman is my hero

Really? IT's just a party.

OMG.

No idea what her actual personality is like, but Mrs. Hammer has one of the most severe cases of RBF (resting bitch face) I've ever seen. Even when she's smiling for the camera in pics she just comes across as mean and like she's secretly pissed off and trying to hide it (maybe it's the eyebrows). I wonder if that's part of why her modeling/journalism career never really took off, I honestly can't imagine audiences really warming up to her.

And looking at her IG account reminds me of how living in LA really is like living on a different planet. Anyplace else, a mother who dressed her kids like it was portrait day EVERY day (big hair bow, frilly babydoll dress, Mary Janes w/doily socks, sailor suit with monogrammed collar, etc. etc.) would be looked at like a complete loon. Wonder if the little girl is allowed wire hangers in her closet?

[quote]Anyplace else, a mother who dressed her kids like it was portrait day EVERY day (big hair bow, frilly babydoll dress, Mary Janes w/doily socks, sailor suit with monogrammed collar, etc. etc.) would be looked at like a complete loon.

She is looked at like a complete loon. That's the point of the original article. No one in Los Angeles dresses their kids like this.

Armie tweeted that he had lunch with his buddy Luca. I want to say it's Guadagnino but it's just like Armie to just tease people into thinking it's him.

Luca Della Santi, brother of Nikki who lives in New York.

Anyone know who that nicely dressed 100+ y.o. lady (Flora or Florence) that Elizabeth keeps sharing pics of on Insta is?

Florence Ajamian, who worked for the late Armand Hammer at his Stop Cancer charity.

R144 That collar bone is horrific. This woman needs help.

New trailer for On the basis of sex

He'll serve as eye candy & nothing more

Will this movie get nominations? Will Armie do promotions and will he talk about his own independent, fearless wifey?

Official movie poster

TC is in talks to star in the Dune remake. Now Armie needs another big budget film.

TC's thread

My bad.

Armie has another movie in talks he will shoot this October.

[quote]We have learned that Hammer is in talks to play Matt Steiner, a young construction worker

There is so much wrong with that sentence.

Hasn’t the RBG movie been out for like a month already? Or is there another one?

Or maybe it played in NYC first. Two of my neighbors went to see “the Ruth Bader Ginsburg movie” last month. And they liked it.

R161 that’s not On the basis of sex. What your friends saw is the documentary about RBG. On the basis of sex comes out in December.

I'll still see On the Basis of Sex in theaters but it looks like a boring biopic.

Lots of complaints on Twitter that she’s not played by an American actress

Lincoln was played by the Daniel Day Lewis, MLK by the David Oyelowo-both Brits. By now people should be accustomed to it.

R164 What American actress could play her? And please don't say Natalie Portman. She can't act.

I think I’ll give this movie a try. Don’t know about any nominations though....

It looks like Dru went to see the play

Dear God will he ever stop talking about the twink? He has a new movie out, instead they r talking about cmbyn 2.hopefully luca guadagnino shows up at his play today.

Brainsssss.....

Got my email confirming that I am on the list for Elizabeth's event this Saturday.

R171 report back please! R169 I thought Armie was a narcissist but I'm beginning to think he's not. A true narcissist wouldn't let a past costar (who's younger and newer to the industry) constantly be brought up in his interviews.

R172 why are you all so fixated on this? Lol I see nothing wrong in talking about it because it’s a work in progress with the hypothetical sequels. It’s not only one movie and done. On a different note, STBY has become a huge success in the face to those who didn’t appreciate it. On the basis of sex....I’ll be honest, it’s kind of boring, but it already reached past 1M on youtube.

In news a bit closer to home...I just wanted to share that it seems our unhinged, pretends-to-be-a-Timmy-hater-but-is-actually-a-stan spammer who shut down the 'Bravo commits...' thread has at last received the red tag that it so richly deserves: Troll 5145. One of our usual thread-starters has also received a red tag, as Troll 5144. This initially seemed a bit unfair to me, until I saw that in the Hammer of God thread, he made several normal posts in a row - and then, inexplicably, made one in which he stated out of the blue, 'FF this thread'. WTF? In any case, singling him out is clearly a warning, so enjoy this thread while you can. Muriel is not playing.

R171 I will seriously paypal you money to buy her a sammich.

R179 lmao! I'll have to tell her what restaurants to check out in town. Houston has some amazing Italian and Indian restaurants that will fatten you up.

R174 I think the “FF this thread” was more to close one of the two threads made at that time. The other comments were fine. At least, the Tim spammer got banned.

R173, OK I guess if they're really going to do sequels it makes sense for him to talk about it (I still don't think the sequel is concrete). BTW I saw STBY this weekend. It was phenomenal. Armie was great in his role, although I do wish there was more of his character.

I hope that's all it meant, R177. It seemed random, and out of character. In any case, I was glad to see the spamming idiot get tagged.

I'm sorry but Armie's style fucking sucks, he's been dressing like a clown lately. And those brown shoes, OMG, burn them! He's got the bodyframe to look amazing yet his fashion choices are almost always bad, grandpa-ish and ill fitted. Just throw a solid color shirt and a pair of slacks on him with non-flashy shoes and voilà, simple and tasteful. Would that be so hard?

R179 if you check their other posts, you can clearly see that they didn’t want to have two threads because they knew one of them will get assaulted by the Tim’s fangirls/tumblrinas/etc. So better to FF one of the threads since the beginning. Then, another user proposed to have the other thread for Liz and the rest is history.

I don't care if she is a famewhore or vapid or whatever, she has all the right to sue, the other woman stealed her identity (or at least tried to do it), period

Got it, R181. So it really does seem that that poster hasn't actually done anything except start Armie/CMBYN-related threads. Like I said, a warning.

R180 this are pics of armie goung into colbert. He looks fantastic in casual clothes, but all his suits are awful.

Armie hasn't responded to my twitter DM where I told him my Steve Lift theory. He said he would confirm or deny it if you sent it to him. Armie pls respond.

r184 he looks much better in casual get up, I love his beat up boots. wtf wear those fugly shoes on the show when he's got those boots on his feet?? He needs to wear more jeans and tee and get rid of the dad (not as in daddy either) style. He's only 31 ffs!

Did I just see him hug Timmy's publicist outside of Colbert? What's she doing there?

Hahahaha Tim has many publicists, dark haired, blonde, we need a red haired one as well. I honestly think it’s for work. Also, his publicist and Nicole ( Tim’s one) are close.

[quote]the other woman [bold]stealed[/bold] her identity (or at least tried to do it), period

Oh fucking dear!!

And to quote R134:

[quote]Her identity wasn’t stolen. No one is filing tax returns using her SS# or opening credit cards and retirement accounts in her name. Someone tried to impersonate her to get into a party. A party.

I'm guessing the reason why the impersonator chose Elizabeth is because she figured there was a higher chance that she'd be able to get away with it, since Elizabeth is just a Z-list TV cupcake judge (who's married to a bigger star).

And maybe suing the impersonator is Liz's way of asserting that she is, in fact, a wealthy and powerful member of Hollywood's "In" crowd (and don't you forget it!).

Armie has finally reached 1M on ig! Yay!!!

He wasn't there yet?

R190 He was at 999k. Now, he’s officially at 1M!!!!!

Is it too soon to remake Call me by your name?

[quote]Armie hasn't responded to my twitter DM where I told him my Steve Lift theory. He said he would confirm or deny it if you sent it to him. Armie pls respond.

I don't think he's reading this thread.

Nobody finds it a little strange that Elizabeth and the kinds stayed in NYC only about 10 days? I would've thought they'd rather stay with Armie than go back to LA since the kids have no school. He doesn't seem very busy either, other than the play it doesn't seem like he has anything to do.

I find it pretty weird, specially when he was saying the family was moving to NYC for the summer. TBH it has been bizarre since he ended up being in LA when he was supposed to present at the Tony's. And now E making it her mission to show what great father figures other men are to the kids. Something very fishy over here

I think they tend to exaggerate a lot of aspects of their relationship. On another note, if I were Armie, I don't know if I would want that many people around my kids like that. Like Niki I understand since they're practically brothers but the other dudes? I would put my foot down at that.

When she arrived in NY for opening night, I definitely didn’t think she’d be going back a couple weeks later. Especially since they were apart for a very long time before that. Maybe she got bored or Armie needs his space for the play. I don’t know, but I thought she was going to be there way more than she has been.

Like doesn't he mind having all those guys around his kids plus the fact his kids, who are just toddlers, are non stop on social media thanks to Elizabeth? I just don't get him tbh. He seems to spend a lot of time away from his kids even when they could all be together too. And what's up with how he's been encouraging the shippers lately? I kind of feel like he and Elizabeth do that to spite each other now, him with the shippers, her with the guys around the kids.

Well last night he was with Dakota and Luca so...

I think the Mrs likes Dakota so I don't think there's anything going on between him and Dakota. Armie and Luca however is another story. This man gave an interview saying that he fell in love with Luca while making CMBYN.

He said the same thing about the boy though, and Mrs H was having slumber parties with Luca every night in Crema while Armie and the boy went to do their thing. I'm sure she doesn't mind Luca. But something is off. I think she doesn't want a sequel and she probably wants Armie to spend some time off and help her with the kids.

Well, if he's doing that movie with Anthony Mackie, it's supposed to start shooting in October so he won't have much time off at all. It doesn't seem like he wants to slow down career-wise anytime soon to help with the kids or whatever else, lol.

[quote] It doesn't seem like he wants to slow down career-wise anytime soon to help with the kids or whatever else, lol.[/quote]

This is why you don't get married or have kids so young. He is just finally entering his prime. He's picking very interesting projects and he's more well regarded now than he was 4 years ago.

I hope he can balance his family life and career. He clearly does love both but as we're seeing now, he has to make sacrifices somewhere.

These two may come to realize they want different things in life now. I'm not saying I know this is gonna happen for sure. Just that I wouldn't be surprised if their codependency has finally run its course.

[quote]I think she doesn't want a sequel and she probably wants Armie to spend some time off and help her with the kids.

Honestly, can anyone blame her? I know she has a lot of flaws and many people don't like her but it can't possibly feel good to have people hating on you just because you're his wife and they want him with his costar. And seriously neither Armie nor Timmy did much to set things straight (no pun). In fact they encouraged the shippers. I'd be super pissed if my husband implied he kissed his costar off camera, jokingly or not, especially with things already tense at home. People brush it off only because Timmy is a boy but imagine if he were a female. And Timmy said his fair share of inappropriate stuff about someone who's married with kids. Would anyone in her shoes want the whole thing again, with the filming and the promo and the rabid shippers that hate on her?

Armie doesn't seem very involved in raising the kids either, at least he hasn't been lately. I know he's an actor but still. Not like he's super duper busy. It's perfectly understandable why a wife would be pissed.

The play rehearsals are done with and he has a whole lot more free time now. He could totally have the kids with him and have his mom stay with him to watch them while he works. I mean, is that so hard?

I think Liz does like the whole "busy mom" image but I imagine she must be super tired all the time. Her lifestyle is taking a toll on her. Look at how skinny she is now compared to barely two years ago. Armie could step it up a lot more in that department.

"Armie Hammer's wife"....that's her problem. Who the fuck is she?

I would think if Elizabeth was bothered by Armie’s comments about Timmy encouraging shippers, she would tell him to stop and he would. So either she doesn’t care or he is doing it anyway.

I've seen this before. People hating on the wife cause she is not pretty enough, or cause she uses all the husband's fame to get attention. It usually doesn't mean much when the husband is truly committed and puts the wife first. But when the husband himself is having doubts it usually means the wife will go even more crazy for attention trying to build her identity away from the husband (while still only being known cause she is married to him) and making a spectacle of the kids. It doesn't end well.

r208 maybe. But I do remember her recently blocking certain shippers, liking a comment calling them stupid, liking a comment saying Timmy and Lily Rose Depp should hook up so I don't think she's as comfortable with it as people think. I don't see why the shippers need to be egged on by Armie now when they're years away from filming the sequel, there isn't even a script yet and it's not like it's a blockbuster that needs to sell lots of tickets. They're just a handful of crazies anyway. Wtf.

R206, she’s running herself ragged because that’s her personality. She’s an achiever, a Type A. She’s probably exhausting to be around. But he likes that.

Anyway, I give credit to those people. I could never. My lazy ass looks over at her, blinks in disbelief and goes back to napping.

Armie has honestly seemed detached from his family life for a while now, like he's just going through motions most of the time. And his OTT comments on her IG posts just seem like overcompensation. But I'm not going to predict that the end is nigh because there are plenty of instances where people stay in this kind of situation for years, whether it be out of convenience, laziness, fear of starting over, or a plethora of other reasons.

R211 Don't wanna be an asshole, but she hasn't achieved much.

They do seem detached

IMO the bakery theft may soured things

With these WASP couples it always comes down to money, and they lost the equivalent of a paycheck for Armie

Good point. I'm sure he was pissed and probably told her to stop following him everywhere and keep a sharper eye on the bakery. That's probably why they've been apart more.

[quote]Nobody finds it a little strange that Elizabeth and the kinds stayed in NYC only about 10 days?

Maybe she hates NYC. Not everyone is a DLer.

Yikes! Look at the second photo, she has AIDS legs.

R217 I was just going to bring that over. It's the first thing you notice in that photo. I seriously hope she's okay, because it doesn't look like it. How is Armie okay with this?

He may be getting off on the masochism of watching his wife harm her body.

R219 holy shit that's dark

If the husband doesn't care doesn't she have anyone in her life that does? Isn't her father or mother or sister worried? Makes me feel sorry for her if nobody in her life actually gives a fuck.

The betas seem like genuinely caring people, I can’t imagine this isn’t an issue of concern for them

My personal take on it as that, anyone who confronts her with it, she goes full psycho-bitch.

How is Armie okay with this?

Are you kidding? There are tons of interviews with that cretin where he brags about how thin she is. One while she was pregnant sticks out in my mind where he drew the interviewers attention to her belly and proudly said, "can you believe this is 5 months? That's my stomach after a big meal". And there was an insta photo a couple minutes after the boy was born, where he brags about how she got her pre-baby body back. Clearly very proud. More proud of that than the fact that he just had a fucking healthy baby, in fact.

She's getting the message VERY loud and clear that her husband values her for her thinness above all. The thinner the better = thinner and thiner and thinner----until you're dead.

They’re both pretty shitty to each other. The wife emasculates him and burns through his money, so he passively aggressively gets revenge by fucking with her self esteem through passive body shaming.

Link r223, or else you’re talking out of ass

At this point I don't think he cares. Strangely enough he's been looking happy lately after looking pretty miserable for a while there (around the time he skipped the Tony's and went to LA). I agree that he seems detached from his family life and it's been going on for a while now.

Has anyone read this piece in the NYT about Young Jean Lee? There is a section in there about Armie taking her to the premiere of STBY that I found particularly interesting.

[quote] One evening in June, I met Lee at the New York premiere of Riley’s “Sorry to Bother You.” She laughed at the jokes and laughed harder at moments of awkwardness, terror and confusion. Hammer, who stars as the movie’s villain, had promised to introduce her to Riley at the after-party. Riley was soft-spoken and attentive, wearing a fantastic garment — a kind of watered-silk inverted parachute. He held Lee’s hand through their conversation, pressing it to his chest, congratulating her.

“You have to meet Chris,” Hammer said to Lee. The crowd parted for him; he took Lee over to Chris Rock and promptly appeared to forget about her. He, Riley and Rock began talking animatedly, lovingly yelling into one another’s faces. One of Hammer’s assistants materialized at his elbow, wordlessly put a beer into his hand and vanished. Hammer took a sip from the bottle without seeming to wonder how it got there. Lee kept waiting, hands clasped. But the longer the three men talked, the closer they moved together, blotting out the room, a calyx of celebrity and mutual regard.

It stung me to see Lee on the outside looking in. After a while, I turned to her to insist that she let me introduce her but found her in conversation with a knot of people, blithely unconcerned. “I don’t know,” she said. “How much faith do you put in the electoral process?” She leaned in a bit, her whole body listening.

“So Hollywood,” she told me later, laughing, as we walked a few blocks from the party in the direction of her apartment in Park Slope.

I keep thinking about that quote on slavery that he tweeted on the day of his wedding anniversary. Either he's the biggest idiot or that's some seriously passive aggressive shit. Given the latest developments I tend to think it's the latter.

R227 damn poor Lee. I thought Armie would be different honestly. That sucks.

That seems like an asshole to me, is she a Trumpette?

Was thinking about The NY Times comment about his STBY performance that he played Steve Lyft “perhaps too perfectly for his own good” and think they were onto something. There is kind of a terribleness about him.

R227 I'm more concerned with the beer assistant.

I really don't think Armie is dark or insidious. He's not that sharp and probably forgot about Lee due to his short attention span. As far as Mrs. Hammer's withering frame, well, he clearly likes thin women. Noone else around her seems concerned. I think if things get really bad, he'll intervene.

They ARE really bad you stupid cunt!

Here you go Dora Dumb fuck @ R225..

Back when we found out about Armie's BDSM like spree, he was like photos of women with pretty thick booties. Wonder what he really prefers.

R235 where does Armie comment on his wife’s thinness or her body in that story?

You sad cunt you, making stuff up to justify a hatred for a man who doesn’t know you’re alive

Just block the troll at R237

More for Dora Dum Dum @ R225. Here, I'll even make it super easy for you. Go to :25.

Look how much affirmation she gets for being super thin while pregnant. Meanwhile, this is something that you really don't have a lot of control over. Fat women barely show and petite women can have huge basketball bellies. Everyone is different. Nothing to be smug about if you're one of the lucky ones.

R234 she only looks a little skinnier than the woman she's posed next to. She's LA skinny. She hasn't reached Calista Flockhart level yet.

R239 it was gross of him to make a comment like that.

Okay those are pretty old, let's get back to more current times. So Armie's been by himself for a while now, do people here think he's celibate or does he have some sort of understanding with Elizabeth like it's okay to get a fickbuddy as long as he keeps it under wraps. I find it hard to believe that a man like him will limit himself to self pleasuring for weeks on end when he could get practicality anyone. He doesn't seem very eager to spend more time his wife either otherwise surely they'd see each other more often.

R237 can you not read? Before he even mentions the baby he gushes about the fact that La Liz was runway ready right after the birth. Very clearly shows his priorities.

R239 What? And he did not remember how she broke the news? And the way he grabs her arm... Really better these two get away from each other and start more healthy relationships.

^fuckbuddy lmao

I don't see Liz being the type of woman to readily agree to letting Armie have a sidepiece.

If Armie does have something on the side, he's probably cheating.

I think I’m going to FF this thread from my multiple devices and get the new, who is QUICK on the delete button, to erase this thread.

Much as I enjoy talking about Arnie, you two trolls, who are making up stuff wholesale, deserve to denied a forum on which to practice your lies.

R247, I think I'm going to say a prayer for your psycho ass that you find something meaningful to do with your life.....like a job or maybe a date with something other than a blow up doll. Oh, who am I kidding? Forget it, thats hopeless. Maybe you could adopt a cat?

I hope Armie is getting laid a lot.

r246 I think she loves being his wife too much so she might look the other way as long as it's not a threat to her family. Armie does have some specific tastes in bed that, according to him, he doesn't satisfy with her so maybe he gets that off elsewhere. Realistically, how long can a marriage last if one of the partners is not totally satisfied with their sex life, especially that young?

^^You'd be shocked.

Grow up, Pollyanna R250. No one "totally" satisfies anyone in real life. At least not after about 2 yrs,

R250 nearly every straight married couple you see has a horrible sex life but they stay married for decades and don't cheat.

Liz and Armie are not normal people. They're celebrities so they do have more access to partners if they can't satisfy each other. But I don't see Liz doing that at all. If word got out, it would ruin her brand and she would be criticized even more. And can you imagine how the CMBYN fans who hate her would react?

They could have an open marriage. Wasn't he pimping her out the other day?

r252 why would a young, hot, famous man settle for vanilla sex forever. If you expect them to stay married forever just because they met 10 years ago, you're the Pollyanna. People change, especially from their 20s to their 30s. Seems like Armie's changed a lot lately too. I wouldn't bet on them lasting two more years much less forever.

r253 how would the fans know? Open marriages are a dime a dozen in Hollywood without anyone ever finding out if the parties are careful.

Frankly, I find the idea that he jerks off every night still he doesn't show any signs of missing his wife who he's seeing once in a blue moon laughable. Oh well.

[quote]He's not that sharp and probably forgot about Lee due to his short attention span.

He may or may not be especially sharp, but you DON'T humiliate the playwright who gave you your big Broadway break like that. She ended up humiliated twice - first at the party itself, and then once again with the incident being recounted for the profile. That little vignette makes Armie look like a serious douche - and in the New York Times, to boot. Ugly.

He's that sort of oblivious and self-centered twat born from money and obsessed with his own current fame. I'm not surprised, probably neither was Lee, but I'm beyond glad he's being called out.

Yes, and as been previously suggested, the horribleness of his wife’s behavior was merely an extension of him. It’s fairly obvious the unnamed assistant in the article was Nikki and he turned his friend into his servant.

Does anyone know who's the hot guy with Armie? Yum.

R253: Normal people cheat too, in fact they cheat a lot.

Luca & Armie are living the dream in nyc

R258 Niki is in LA, the event was in newyork.

[quote]You sad cunt

[quote]I think I’m going to FF this thread from my multiple devices and get the new, who is QUICK on the delete button, to erase this thread.

Okay yeah so you seem totally sane.

Yes, 224. Totally agree.

I feel a bit sorry for her, but I don’t think she’d be happy with a “lesser” man. They’re co-dependent for now.

She got super lucky landing Armie. I don't see her leaving anytime soon. I mean, who do you date after you date a handsome movie star? A handsome wall street dude?

Oh, but what if he's finally fed up with the situation. What if he's finally outgrown this marriage and decides he wants other things in life and this is the reason they have been behaving strange the past couple of weeks? Not saying they are about to get divorced (This things take time), but what can she do if he wants out?

R266 She better get them whips and chains ready

[quote]I mean, who do you date after you date a handsome movie star? A handsome wall street dude?

A TV executive/producer who can give her her own show. Preferably an older one for whom a woman in her thirties would still qualify as a trophy wife.

Methinks it's on the horizon r266. He looked so miserable about a month ago around the time he went to LA. That was so weird. He's probably made some decisions because he now looks happy and carefree (without his family). People here are so convinced they'll never separate because of their so called codependency but I'm not seeing that in him anymore. They could remain married for a while while leading separate lives, much like they've been doing lately but imo this marriage has run its course and it's becoming more clear by the day.

She seems like the type to become more resentful and spiteful the bigger he becomes, and him becoming more uninterested in her as a result. I could see that being the catalyst for a separation, if anything were to be.

But he is not becoming bigger, he is becoming a niche actor. Le Souris is getting lead roles in sci fi epics, and he is doing more indies.

Yeah he's not becoming bigger, he's becoming more well regarded as an actor. There's a difference. Maybe Mrs H is jealous of the accolades he's been getting lately after CMBYN and STBY. On The Basis of Sex, Hotel Mumbai, and Translation of Wounds will further add to that. Soon, you're going to start seeing the film community gush over underrated gems like Final Portrait (I saw this in theaters okay? It is such a fun quirky little movie) and Mine.

He may not become a household name, but being well regarded in the industry is a huge achievement honestly.

LOL fangurl! Put down that crackpipe. He is become better regarded but only for playing character roles. He will become like Corey Stoll or Mark Strong.

okay? Having respect is still important even if it's only for character roles.

[quote]Soon, you're going to start seeing the film community gush over underrated gems like Final Portrait (I saw this in theaters okay? It is such a fun quirky little movie) and Mine.

This is incredibly...optimistic of you.

R275 it's already happening on Letterboxd

She got super lucky landing Armie. I don't see her leaving anytime soon. I mean, who do you date after you date a handsome movie star? A handsome wall street dude?

No, I think it would go the other way. She might be tired of white bread, proper, prep school Armie. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed and he comes off kind of boring. She might go for a tough, Harley driving, tattooed thug type next.

She can go ahead and date whoever she wants. Most people will forget she exists. I know I'll be far more interested in seeing who Armie will be going for.

Lol ppl in this thread. They are not getting a divorce

r278 I bet he's gonna go for someone completely her opposite. maybe not right away r279, but what good does it do if the live separately. He sure looks thrilled to be on his own in NYC while she keeps with her passive aggressive posts of the awesome male role models in her kids' life.

^they live separately

Do you guys think he'll date a white woman ? People on other gossip forums think he'll go for a PoC.

R282 WoC will probably do that freaky deaky shit he wants in the bedroom.

R282 what other gossip forums?

R284 LSA and ONTD mainly.

I’m trying to imagine an actress that I could see him going for and it’s hard for me to think of anyone that I think he would be compatible with, idk why.

He would look stunning with a Mega Gale/Jennifer Connelly type. He would also look very good with an Angela Bassett type woman too.

A lot of the new actresses are really boring personality wise. Maybe he'll date outside the industry.

*Megan Gale not Mega Gale

Someone of color would be awesome. I think he'll go for someone younger than him tho and fun, also someone who's into the same kinky shit he's into.

Yeah I think he would go for someone fun and confident that's not worried 100% about appearances.

Umm he's the guy who threw a hissyfit over a buzzfeed article & u guys are saying he'll go for someone who's not worried about appearences. I mean, I love him but he is a very conscious guy. Also, the relationship of him & mrs H has always been very weird. I think they have some sort of understanding & that's why they won't divorce now.

R290 Honestly, I think Tessa Thompson fits that description. She would be a cool person for Armie to go out with.

R291 I think while it does seem hypocritical, he probably wouldn't want his spouse to worry over the same things he worries about. Like I think he'd prefer someone to comfort him when his insecurities raise up instead of having someone who has the same insecurities freaking out with him.

Tessa thompson is gay

r292 Tessa Thompson is dating Janelle Monáe so I guess not. I can see that r291 about them having some sort of agreement, however she seems bitter to me, understandably so given his lack of involvement in raising the kids. This would be the perfect time for the whole family to spend some quality time in NYC together. I mean come October he'll start filming in Atlanta, again away from the family and kids will be in school. They used to go on family vacations together too, when is the last time they did that, last year?

I agree Armie would look good with a black girl. He also appears to be fascinated with black people, despite his occasional lapses into outright racism.

However, Tessa likes the vadge.

What outright racism are you talking about r295?

I think his plan was for them to move to NYC so they could spend the summer together but it's her who doesn't wanna.

She could have kept the kids with him. I hope she's not the type of person who complains about her husband not doing anything and then she insists on doing everything. My mother was like that with my dad and the family overall.

She's going to be taking her kids to Houston this weekend and then probably to Dallas and San Antonio to check up on the bakery.

R294 look I don't want to sound like a shipper, but the whole cmbyn press tour was & continues to be bizarre. The guardian wrote armie & the french mouse were exchanging "smackers" during their interviews. The mouse went on national tv & told ppl he climbs into armie's bed when he's with his wife. Then the whole facetime saga which started before oscars & even now armie is talking about instead of promoting his projects. Mrs H also likes shipper account posts on IG even tho they both dissed them before.I mean J Law sat a little too close to Pratt during their press tour & everyone was saying they are shagging.she may post as many passive aggressive posts as she likes, but the truth is she's nothing without him. So she'll keep quiet & give armie a safe fallback cover & enjoy her lifestyle.

[quote]don't want to sound like a shipper

Then STFU.

What I mean is this Armie & Tim's PR team went to a great length to create a reality where ppl think they are closer than normal costars even though one of them is married. Of course Mrs H put up with it. If she can put up with, she can put up with anything. Sry I wasn't clear in my last post.

Mrs H enjoyed the pr fauxmance because it emasculated her husband.

Yeah, criticize this woman all you want but she put up with a lot during the promo. I remember Timmy thanking Elizabeth in a roomful of celebrities for letting him crawl all over her husband for two months. Armie implying he's kissed Timmy a lot off camera the other day. While shippers bash her everywhere. Honestly she's a lot more tolerant that I ever would be. That shit is too much for me, jokes or not.

FYI: I strongly suspect our little spammer has chewed through the bars of her red-tag cage and is loose again. It was fun while it lasted...

Jfc you girls take everything so seriously.

meanwhile armie is tweeting that water is actually dinosaur pee.

I'm not sure a woman of color would tolerate this kind of foolishness.

Armie really is the type of dude who would go "whoa" at the most mundane facts.

Meanwhile, stby is still getting great reviews. I find it hillarious for a predominant black film, how much Armie is in the promos.

R308 pssst

they need to market it to white people because there are more of them.

Is Rosario Dawson still with Eric Andre? Roasario and Armie would look great together.

Elizabeth's event is tomorrow in Houston. I'll be going. She's giving the keynote address. Depending on when I reach there, I think I should be able to sit in the first few rows. I don't think I'll be able to meet her or personally speak with her. But I'll let you guys know what she says and talks about.

[quote]What I mean is this Armie & Tim's PR team went to a great length to create a reality where ppl think they are closer than normal costars even though one of them is married.

Well, if we’re going there: I’m not a shipper by any stretch; I find the French mouse repulsive; and I think Armie can be a tool. But my opinion has always been that the two of them did in fact have more fun during filming (on camera, off camera, both, or whatever) than they’re ever going to cop to publicly, PR bromance and all. Doesn’t mean they’re desperately in love and having a secret affair or that Tumblrina bullshit. Just means that self-professed straight men, bi men, married men, single men, and every permutation thereof have been known to enjoy a dip in the man-pond. Good on them.

Maybe Armie keeps stoking the flames because he likes fucking with people’s heads. Or because, duh, ATTENTION. Incidentally, he should be on his knees thanking everyone in the CMBYN orbit that he’s even relevant again, that movie was a hail Mary and lucky for him, it worked.

Ha, he admits she's basically his mother. He should learn from grandpa on how to treat people and I think it sounds like the kids won't go into show biz. If only Mrs H wasn't exposing them 24/7...

The maternal grandfather was an evangelical swindler.

Hammer is essentially a conservative based on that interview and I can see that being the reason he won’t leave the wife.

His mom is the most conservative of them all and even she got divorced.

Yeah but they were married for like thirty years.

Pictures from straight white men.

I always wanted to see a play with costumes by Lands End.

Aw, Luca is at Armie’s play tonight.

Sequel rumors are going to get reignited by Luca's appearance.

Luca is a tough man to please. I am sure he hated the play.

Why do you say that r321?

Luca wants to fuck Armie. That's the only reason he went.

[quote]. He is become better regarded but only for playing character roles. He will become like Corey Stoll or Mark Strong.

Did you use those two as examples because Armie is rapidly balding?

I used them because they were tall but your observation is also valid.

that bitch didn't stagedoor because Luca came.

Today's the day! Will be going to the Create and Cultivate summit and I will report back here after Elizabeth's keynote.

Go!!!R327

I thought their friendships would cool down with time because in my personal experience long distance friendships tend to do that but I admit they seem to have prove me wrong.

bring her a sammich!

honestly this is the best he has ever looked.

R332 That’s a fan picture? It looks like a magazine photo shoot.

[quote]But my opinion has always been that the two of them did in fact have more fun during filming (on camera, off camera, both, or whatever) than they’re ever going to cop to publicly, PR bromance and all. Doesn’t mean they’re desperately in love and having a secret affair or that Tumblrina bullshit. Just means that self-professed straight men, bi men, married men, single men, and every permutation thereof have been known to enjoy a dip in the man-pond. Good on them.

I'm thinking they fucked at some point too and they don't really give a shit if people know about it. What pisses me off though is the blatant disrespect for his wife, who I don't even like. Like if something happened between them she knew and accepted it. So he needs so show her some fucking respect and stfu about it now not goad on the shippers who already hate on her for the simple fact that she's married to him and in the way of their Charmie happily ever after delusions. Even if they get a divorce it's not like he's ever gonna date Timmy anyway so.

Okay in line at the event. I'll probably be sitting in the first two or three rows

R333 I think you are the one taking it too seriously. She is OTT and that's why people make fun of her. We just having fun, relax.

My first FF of the day goes to r333, you psycho bitch

stop fighting A dl er is about to see mrs H let's enjoy that

I’m not sure I believe anything outright ever happened between, although lines were probably blurred at some point. I also don’t think Elizabeth would be okay with it if it did.

r335 maybe. I just had it with the shippers' bashing of this annoying but harmless woman. They all act like Armie is an angel she bullies, yeah right.

r336 that's fucking hysterical coming from you!

Of course nothing non-platonic happened between them but fangirls ALWAYS spin the same narrative, it's a shockingly predictable and tedious process.

R340 Relax, FFS. It’s an opinion, nothing more. We’re all spitballing here.

The only people who know the truth are Armie and Timmy and I don’t think they’re sharing anytime soon. Maybe if their careers fade out one day, one of them will write a tell-all about that mysterious summer, lol.

Do u think two straight men regularly facetime each other (as Armie said) is a normal thing？ I don't want to sound like a shipper I am just asking lol

r342 /r343 Your trademark "lol" mark you as a moron, and they reveal you to be that retard who was stinking up the Timmy thread, with your harebrained shit posting.

R344 Uh, I’m not the person at R343 and I have no idea what you’re talking about re: the Timmy thread. You’ve got your posters confused.

R343 yes, I see nothing terribly suspicious in two guys using facetime to talk on a regular basis. Stop reaching.

1. I'm not a fangirl or a shipper so save the insults. 2. People bothered by the topic just skip this post, save yourself the aneurysm.

For me a big wtf was that week in October last year during the NYFF. Those huggy pics where they looked high, the urinal video with someone claiming Armie stayed at Timmy's place the whole time and another person saying they saw them smoking pot... it was all just too weird. And it was during the time Armie and Elizabeth didn't see each other for over a month. It wouldn't surprise me at all if ~the lines blurred.

Block the troll.

You've never seen guys, even straight guys, having fun with each other just as friends, have you?

Elizabeth is an aggressive opportunist and attention whore. She's dying of thirst. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if SHE was the architect of their on-going flirty faux/bromance . She knows it keeps interest in her husband alive. And by association, interest in her as well.

Elizabeth is about to speak in an hour. I didn't see her back stage with the other guests who are here. And that's weird because the other speakers all came here at around 11:30 and mingled with people. And quite a few of them stuck around after their panels to take pictures with fans.

Wonder if Liz will do the same.

R347 gets second FF of the day.

Taking about Armie/Timmy/CMBYN was fun and interesting before the a few retarded dipshit straight women found this site, and continue to shit post any thought which comes into their pinhead.

Liz is about to go on. She brought Bird Bakery cookies for everyone. 3 in each baggie.

r352 you have some serious issues going around calling everyone you don't agree with cunt, bitch retard. Blocked.

r352 is not the only person who objects to you r354 / r347 /r at least 10 posts.

Your shipper fantasies are a waste of time

Go back to Tumblr

Okay that was interesting. It waa so weird seeing someone like Elizabeth in person. Like I just know her from social media so seeing her in person was like "she really exists?"

When she was sitting down I was like "okay she's not deathly skinny" but when she stood up at the end of the talk i was honestly taken aback. She was rail thin. And she had trouble balancing on her feet.

She is a beautiful woman though no doubt about that. And her hair and makeup looked good.

As for the conversation, no mention of Armie except she said that he made fun of her '80s style tennis shoes from her story last night. She also talked about how she always feels guilty. Guilty about not being at the bakery enough, guilty about not being with the kids etc.

She gave some business advice and talked about her mom and grandmother. It was what you heard before.

The event overall was good, but I don't really fit in with this crowd much but it was a good experience.

r355 what a surprise, a poster who calls others morons and retards backing up another who calls them cunts, bitches and retards. Probably the same person. If not even worse. Listen, call me a shipper and object to my posts all you want you're in no position to demand anything.

Some of y'all seriously need to unclench. If you can't even deal with someone's opinion on the internet without cursing them out I can't imagine how you must be in real life. A walking, talking constipation.

She is severely underweight. She could play an AIDS sufferer with no makeup. Armie is a terrible person to ignore his wife’s problem.

I think r357 needs to be confined to her red cage once more.

Please FF her posts.

Really, the level of intelligence has gone way down on DL since the CMBYN shippers found this site.

Okay after having some time to mull it over, I think I like Liz a lot more after the event.

I'm also really starting to realize that Armie is a douche. Doesn't chip in with the kids or the business and his wife is the one feeling guilty when she has time to herself.

Armie got married way too young and I guess now he's realizing it's not fun anymore.

If Liz and Armie do get divorced, I hope she finds someone who will help her out and not lay back.

I agree that Armie is a lousy husband and father, but it’s not like he made her open a bakery in a city where she doesn’t live.

R361 Liz said that the bakery would not take off in LA because they're all about juicing and health food.

I do agree with you, but I think he could do a little bit more.

Armie has his own career to worry about, I don’t think the bakery should fall on his shoulders as well.

Why on earth did she even do that, R361? It's not like there is any money in it. And she sure as shit doesn't let any of that junk food pass her anorexic lips. Bakeries are a lot of hard work for little return---and that's for passionate owners who are active and involved 24/7.

All the bored housewives who opened cup cake shops, when the fad was at its apex, closed within 2 years. They were nothing but vanity projects---something rich men throw money at, knowing it's a loss, just to keep their annoying wives busy and out of their hair. It's like daycare for gold digger wives who like to pretend they have careers.

He should have just bought her a pony and encouraged her to take up showriding.

I like the way you think, R365.

She’s gristle clinging to bone powder

Armie is pretty laid-back, I'm sure he tells her to slow down, to please stay in NYC for a whole month so they can spend time together, to sleep properly and eat more. It seems it's her choice. She does as she pleases. One of them has to stay healthy when she finally collapses.

I can see that to an extent, having a borderline sister. But obviously he enables her, my sister also has a partner who is an enabler.

Ok the NYT article about Lee, makes Armie look like a self involved ass hole. Wonder what his grandpa would have thought about his behavior. The Hammers are a product and they both will continue to promote it as long as it serve them both..

IMO enabling her is a passive aggressive form of abuse. Given his Oedipal relationship with her, I can also see her working his resentment at his mother through his masochistic impulses toward his wife.

Also Douglas Mobley was a grifter who turned Michael Hammer against his own family to enrich his crackpot relatives and their Neanderthal causes.

The Hammer family history is very suspect and shady.

Comments r360 through r370 are great. Just W&W them.

I don’t think Armie is responsible for her emaciation. I’ve seen their dynamic play out in various couple I know IRL. He can’t force her to chill out and she can’t force him to be the engaged family man. I kind of see SJP and Broderick the same way (although he’s not hot). And Jon Hamm and his poor ex, too.

[quote]I think [R357] needs to be confined to her red cage once more.

If that's who I think it is, they have a hell of a lot of nerve coming back and posting here after closing the other thread with their shit-fit of spamming. Yes, Muriel needs to wave her red wand again.

[quote]I'm also really starting to realize that Armie is a douche. Doesn't chip in with the kids or the business and his wife is the one feeling guilty when she has time to herself.

While Armie has definitely shown a douchey side recently (the Young Jean Lee thing), it seems pretty obvious that theirs is a fairly traditional marriage of the wealthy: he works and provides the money either via his job and/or inheritance, and she in turn lives VERY well and is allowed the luxury of being a dilettante - picking up a TV gig here and there, attempting to be an influencer, long-distance managing of the bakeries (with the real work done by others), all without any fear of not being able to make ends meet. He doesn't seem to have ever had any role in the bakeries other than putting up the money, which is no small thing, and he is plenty busy himself. As others have said, she's the one who made the choice to locate them so far away from where she lives. And frankly, SHE doesn't have nearly as much to do with her business as she claims, or it wouldn't have just lost nearly $200,000 because no one was paying attention. A loss like that might have spelled the end for another independent business - but in her case, she'll just keep going, because Armie's money will keep things afloat. She clearly is very high-powered, but no one is forcing her to go in a hundred different directions - that's her choice, again.

And honestly, I wouldn't lend her confessions of feeling guilty so much gravity - feeling guilty about working and the management of their time is pretty much a given among mothers who work. Much like her attempts to connect with 'ordinary' women by relating anecdotes about Armie's male cluelessness, she was probably playing to her audience to an extent.

Wow, the hobby....er, I mean business lost $200k? LOL. They're idiots. She needs to cut her losses and pack it in before she loses even more money and looks like an even bigger fool.

Note to Liz:

Stay home with your very young kids and give them quality time. You can't get these years back so stop spinning your wheels trying to be something you're not (a business woman). Stop treating your spawn like little accessories ---dressing them up in stupid 1940's clothes no normal kid wears. and parading them on SM. And stop dragging them all around the country. You're not a jet setter. Kids need stability and routine.

Here, R376:

^Ahahahah. What a tool. You can't run a business like that part-time and long distance without solid management you can trust and whose every move you direct with an iron fist. You have to be in constant communication and know what to look for i.e. theft ---there are obvious red flags when you're paying attention and have the proper tools (cameras, reports that show glaring anomalies, solid bookkeeping, secret shoppers, etc.).

People who open businesses for all the wrong reasons: to have fun, show off, ward off boredom, deserve what they get. If she had done her research she would have known cupcake shops all close after short run. She's also way late to the party. It was a fad a ten years ago. People have moved on. I see fools like this all the time in business. They think they can have success at something no one else has been able to achieve.....while following the same model. It's pure narcissism.

[quote]Stay home with your very young kids and give them quality time.

Yeah, why doesn't she just stay home with the kids like all women should? *eyeroll* Sure she's an idiot who uses her pretty children for attention but why doesn't Armie just put a stop to it. Cause he dgaf that's why. If she didn't drag the kids across the country including to where their father is he'd never see them. So funny how people are always blaming her while giving Armie a free pass on being an absent father and husband. At least she spends time with them while he's off doing his own thing acting like he has no kids. His friends spend more time with them than he does.

[quote]Yeah, why doesn't she just stay home with the kids like all women should?

Yes, the person (no one said it has to be the women) who is not the bread winner needs to stay home with the kids instead of flitting off to failing bakeries pretending she's got an important job to do.

^^Forgot to mention, this isn't the same thing as single and married moms who need to work to pay the bills. Liz doesn't need to. In fact, her little vanity project is costing them money. She isn't contributing anything to the family financially. It's pure ego, putting her need to have an expensive hobby above her young kids. Different when they get a little older and are in school.

The bakery has made it 6 years so far. Wouldn't be surprised if she sold it once Harper enters kindergarten.

Who the fuck would buy that money pit?

a bored rich housewife?

Scary legs photo at #2

Meanwhile Armie looks very relaxed

Gaunt face don't lie. Looks like she is NYC while the kids are in LA so hoping there's finally an intervention for this woman.

So, since things are quiet, I need to get this off my chest so there you go. Have fun, gurls! To the Tumblr girls and LSA ones ( in other words most of the users on this thread): it looks like you like calling people out on their bullshit? Yeah? Then, I’m gonna do it for you, my darlings, because I’m fed up to read all your over the top and exaggerated fucked up theories you write on tumblr. You hoes come here - because hey! only one place isn’t enough, they need to rant more, letting people know about their stupidity- and infest this board with them. Fucking retarders, you’re like the plague. Cunts! So let’s see who you are: the “leader” @bitchstolemyvapepen the biggest hoe on this planet who shits on that stick of a wife ( she’s the one writing “ don’t tell me to shut up, I talk about what I want” and “she has AIDS legs, someone give her a sammich”- girl, are you sure about that bitch? you need help and a good support system!).Hoe! Hoe! And again Hoe! You’re a grown up ass woman for crying out loud! Then let’s not forget about your other friends @foryouinsilence, @694699( another bitch on par with the others), @isitandwonder ( and this one is even better, when people call her out on HER BS she sends hate messages but hold on, anonymously of course, because you know she has to keep up appearances...another pute), @dekaohtoura ( in the past threads she was the one writing that Armie was trapped in this pr marriage, really gurl?) @xiavttini, @morganwolfe,@ohara,@firewithfiredeux,@raquelsantos92, @shellgoes211, @annabellegirl, @lookingfortardis, @rainbowdazzle ( already caught in the previous threads spitballing), @gypsy pointe,@ladyblakeney25,@simpi2274,@littlelovebomb,@cristinasea. Is Liz such a fascinating specimen for you all, tumblrinas and LSA girls? The latter ones out themselves when they write about Armie and hypothetical future POC actresses he’ll date when he finally gets a divorce. News flash they won’t get a divorce any time soon so suck it, you mother fuckers! Now the LSA haters who HATE Armie with such a passion, man you’d think he’s the next Osama bin Laden: CMBYNstan ( you need to go for a check up and I’m really serious about this, find yourself a good physician), coexist, msmaddie (the one who writes WASP), russianvodkasux + other LSA lurkers who only come here and write their crap about him. What do you have against this man? What the fuck did he do to you? He’s not gonna give you a second look either. So, kindly, FUCK OFF! To all this people I say: GET A LIFE and STOP coming here with your BS! You’re beyond annoying and yep you know boooooring, oh boy, sooo boring, not funny at all!!!! This applies to R333 as well ( half of the thread is written by this girl) you write exactly like the people mentioned above, word by word, at the beginning you all start with: “ I’m not a shipper or anything like that, mind you, but don’t you find it strange they FaceTime? I mean they are two dudes who...FaceTime? Who would have thought dudes also know how to FaceTime and aren’t only on grindr. They definitely must have fucked, yep, yep, I’m telling you, there must have been something in the air during that summer in Crema and you know one thing led to another, then the urinal video, the interviews of them declaring their love for each other ( but here they ALWAYS forget to mention Luca, I guess because he’s not aesthetically pleasant enough, poor guy) ohohoh”.......GIRL, I find it even more strange that you can’t comprehend basic human relationships. They are two dudes linked by a healthy platonic bond ( make it 3 because Armie worships the hell out of Luca, more than the Souris) and having fun with their PR game because they know fans go crazy for whatever reason. In other words they’re trolling off your asses. Enjoy the ride and stop overthinking it or even worse dissecting every little aspect and taking everything they say as pure gold! Grow up, you tinhead!

Are you okay, Elizabeth/r388?

LOL! Females.

holy shit lmao.

R388 has STATED HER BOUNDARIES.

And I’ll add something more. I’ve been following these threads for a long time and every time they turn into a shit show. At this rate, even if I might get banned, I’ll make a fucking THREAD dedicated to YOU ALL here on DL ( plus ig accounts if I can dig further) so that EVERYONE can see who you are, you hear me, hoes? You’re BEYOND pathetic! Pathetic! And delusional, you whores! Fuck you sideways to the moon and back, you sluts!

That was epic, darling.

R388 celeb gossip ain't that serious

Let's hire Michael Shannon to read r388/r393

How much time did it take to compare the writing styles of the accounts you listed to the posts here R388?

R388 is a Datalounge fucking hero

All my W/W go to him

The blogs R388 has mentioned tho, bunch of weirdos. That post was priceless!

Can R388 post the best posts from those blogs?

Some one really needs to get a life -R388. It's not that deep.

R388 is my hero. We need more of this on DL.

R398 and R402 is just R388 praising themselves

r388 I’ve taken screen shots of your righteous and just post, insurance for when these obsessive, stupid twats think to stink up future posts about Armie/Timmy/CMBYN by endlessly spouting their inane and boring theories.

R403 Obviously false. The ignore feature will instantly tell that there not the same person.

who In their right mind takes time to follow all these posters and write s book about "them" being insane.

Under ordinary circumstances, I would praise a rant against the Tumblrinas and other freakshows that have infested Datalounge's Armie/CMBYN discussions. Unfortunately, R388's writing style - and the reference to TC as 'the Souris' - makes me think we're dealing with one of the very Tumblrina/LSA types who have fucked up everything around here. One thing is for sure: that is neither a gay male nor an actual Datalounger. The style is pure Tumblr/LSA. And while I appreciate having some light shone on the cockroaches, so to speak, the last thing we need here is some kind of Tumblr civil war spilling onto DL. Haven't they done enough?

It doesn't really matter anyway. This thread is now pretty well guaranteed to be shut down, because Muriel has zero patience for drama of any kind from the Armie threads.

R405 because posting on multiple devices is not a concept.

R408 I am r398. Blocking me will show that my writing style is clearly not r388’s writing style.

Nice try, you twat.

if we can ignore the dumpstar fire here for a sec,straight white men's premiere is supposed to be on july 23 but the ticket websites are saying there's no show on that date.Are broadway premieres not open to public?

Sometimes premieres are special showing not open to the public.

New picture. Her legs :/

Armie clearly isn't concerned and seems to like it, so I really don't think she's ever going to put on any more weight. If anything, she'll probably keep getting thinner, as she has been.

Maybe he’s trying to kill her because he’s too chicken to ask for a divorce.

R414 If he wanted her dead she would have had a car accident already. Unless is slow torture he's going for.

R407 I’m not a tumblrina or a LSA girl. My post is directed strictly to those people I mentioned. If you’re not one of them, all I wrote doesn’t concern you and just skip the post. Now, about the writing style, you don’t have to be a genius to put two and two together. The girls know they were outed and their reaction right after my post can confirm it. I’ve been on DL for a long time now and really liked all those past threads, they were funny, DL style and al. These girls already have their own blogs, their own bubble to write all the things they write on here. Why isn’t that enough? They even made accounts on AW ( a fucking movie site) in order to vent some more. So, basically yoi have four places DL, tumblr, LSA, and AW where you can find the same people.

R388 Outing the crazy stans.

So why is she missing the opening? International Cupcake Council wants her to testify about the theft?

To R417 and R418

What I don't understand is why her "friends" don't do anything? That naseebs or the orange girl? Or that queen John Russo?

and she flew to London for some reason.

R420 That Naseebs girl and that orange lady are Texans I think. In Texas, for the most part, people don't really comment on those issues because it might seem rude. And I don't think these women are nearly as close as she says they are. She doesn't seem to have very many close friends. How can she when she's always on the move all the time?

Another day, another FF to give to R420, R413, etc

Better fire up my other browsers and devices, because it's going to a long morning of giving these tragic cunts what they deserve

R422 The orange girl is from California. She moved to Texas to work on the bakery.

So are Nick and co coming to the premiere? Will other family members attend? Is he gonna be hideously dressed again?

Mrs H has stated her boundaries! She missed her connection and is never flying British Airways again.

Where could she be going? Some sanitarium in the Alps?

How does she fly with a full face of makeup on? Her skin and lashes are going to get so dry and gross.

it's okay, she can afford north Korean baby stem cells.

She must have some very important business to attend to in London if she’s missing the premiere for it. Maybe they’re unveiling a new face cream over there!

Some footage from SWM

He´s playing himself!. That could be any saturday night at his home with Nick and Ashton.

aww how cute, now she's pretending she ate

We get it Armie, you like manly stuff.

I like him boxing. He should make more ig stories about it.

He's kind of shitty at it

You should see James Badge Dale go at the speedbag

She went to Milan! Maybe she's going to shoot Luca.

Seems like she had to make two connections so she hasn't arrived to her final destination yet. If she were to shoot someone she would probably be going to Hungary.

Where is Timmy filming his new movie?

R437 In Budapest

Looking at her friend I really hope they are going to anorexic therapy. My god that one is much more frightening than Elizabeth.

They couldn't find one in LA? Los Angeles must be filled with them.

Went through her story again and the quotes she posted from her keynote speech made me cringe a bit. In person they didn't sound bad, but reading it on text just really shows you have basic this business advice is.

The more I think about my time at the summit, the more I realize how basic the whole thing was. At least I got free shit since I was one of the first 150 people there.

it looks like she's going on an Italian vacation with Leandra Medine and her husband

They can take turns holding each others' hair!

So she had to miss Armie's premiere because she's going on vacation? Okay...

Kinda think they're feuding at the moment

R444 What makes you say that? She posted a very lovey dovey pic last night.

She left New York and took the kids pretty quickly after she arrived

R445 you can't judge a person's relationship based on the pics they post. I knew one couple who would share posts like that all the time and they ended up breaking up.

How can people trust what these two do in social media? She just gave a speech about how she's a successful business owner! Don't tell me you didn't read those quotes and laugh at her cause that San Antonio news paper gave her away.

Oooh I saw Leandra downtown when she was hugely pregnant. I smiled at her and almost said hello because she looked familiar in that ordinary person way.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen. To the right the ladies, to the left the gentlemen. Don’t push! Armie needs to choose. I can feel it in my body hohohoho

The Naseebs bitch is in Italy so they are probably joining her

Leandra is a very sick person.

“I feel so guilty about not spending time with my kids!”

*LITERALLY* goes on vacation alone less than 48 hours later

They better be going somewhere they can get help. If not, imagine looking at Elizabeth and letting her vacation with Leandra. This shit is too dark.

The Naseebs bitch is on a yacht with some other Dallas bitches

R452 She subscribes to the oxygen mask theory. She needs to take care of herself before she can take care of everyone else. This vacation will totes help with that.

What's the tea on Leandra?

R456 Any resemblance to Elizabeth Chambers is pure coincidence.

R457 I know that article came out in 2015, but there is no way that woman is the age she claims to be.

Pretty shitty to skip the opening night of your husband’s first-ever Broadway show, if you ask me. She couldn’t fly out 24 hours later?

Well it makes sense if they’re separating or cooling down

If they’re not separating, then yes, it’s a horrible thing to do

Armie doing his own form of philanthropy.

Grandma Yetta, is that you?

She just posted an IG story of them facetiming before his premiere. She's so proud him!!!!!, but she couldn't rearrange her highly important vacation for even a day.

Lee gets last laugh with a spot on her history making play on world news. No more a nobody

Yikes James franco is there

So is Jeremy Piven

LOL!

First review I've seen from tonight. They loved Armie but really disliked the play itself.

There are lots more reviews out now from THR, The Wrap, The Observer, etc., and they’re tepid at best. THR’s was the most positive. But most of them thought the performances were good at least.

This was a bad play to bring to Broadway.

The NY Times Review is sympathetic but not particularly enthusiastic

I expect an early closure.

I have my ticket for August 17th. They better not close too early.

it will not close early.the reviews are tepid but they are not disastrous by any means.boys in the band also received bad reviews but it is going strong.I know u ppl want Armie to fail at every turn but life does not work that way

I love Armie and want to see him succeed and I’m just glad his performance was well-received.

R472 You tell them! Frankly, I can’t digest this hate towards Armie. He’s doing fine for goodness sake! And if he doesn’t fuck up he can become the American version of Matthias Schoenaerts. This threads should be about him, not what a nobody is doing on vacation.

And this also proves my point. The LSA haters are here posting their shit because they don’t get in their tick skulls to FUCK OFF!

I mean, these are perfectly fine reviews.but ppl in this thread act like it's fucking apocalypse

Because these “people” as you call them, have been bashing on him since he came to NY. These “people” live off his misfortunes and no, they aren’t kidding when they write those things, they read want it to happen. These “people” are The harpies from LSA.

With Paul Schneider’s lookalike father

So the betas didn’t come? They had something better to do? That would be a change

R478 They have a month or so to see this play. They are not joined at the hip.

Yes they are

They are like little moons which exist to orbit Armie

It’s kinda sad that he didn’t have any support from close friends or family on one of the most important nights in his career.

I find Liz's absence so bizarre that I'm sort of wondering whether he asked everyone to stay away out of nervousness or something.

How in the world can her vacation be more important than his Broadway debut?

Well they are clearly not his friends then

They are moochers

Oh boy, you girls really need to go for a check up and quickly. Make that appointment! I beg you. I’m genuinely worried about you....otherwise who’s gonna post all the shit in these threads? I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone.

R481 Or he didn't wanna make it look worse by having support from others while the wife is cruising the Mediterranean.

Don’t thank me!

Why did Elizabeth even go to NYC other than to pose for that pic to show everyone their marriage is fine? She got there Sunday and left on Monday? This is getting weirder and weirder.

She probably posted that pic so people wouldn’t side eye her when she goes on vacation instead of being at her husband’s premiere. It really worked!

To R489 and R490....

Leandra is the winner of the Miss Treblinka pageant!

Liz is second runner up

In other news, Hotel Mumbai is going to be shown at TIFF

That woman in the sarong must feel enormous next to those skeletal waifs.

That's probably why she's wearing a sarong. It's quite sad because she actually looks the healthiest, and most straight men would gravitate towards her instead of the waifs (unless these men were like Armie).

The woman in the saraong has a really nice body type. She looks really healthy.

Hotel Mumbai and Beautiful Boy to play TIFF.

Armie does not appear in Beautiful Boy

So why are you mentioning it here

Because I wanted to Cunty McSchoolmarm ,r498

Lol at Mrs H feeling guilty about not spending time with her kids. Who misses their husband's broadway opening night to go on a vacation?

R495 / r496 you must be from some flyover state and fat to think that those women are skeletal waifs.

Also their sex life (together) has been practically non existent these last couple of months. Whatta model marriage! Does anyone believe this crap anymore?

R501 did not even talk about the other women in my post but okay.

I still think they're more likely to just lead separate lives as they have been most of the time recently than they are to separate or divorce. I think this arrangement suits them both just fine.

I’m sorry r496, I meant to designate r494 author as being an envious midwestern ham beast.

I want Mrs. H and Nikiwonder to get together if the marriage goes in the crapper.

R506 Mrs H does spend more time with Nicki than with Armie as it is.

Niki should just have Armie and Elizabeth offed and raise the babies with the fat one. It would be like an 80s sitcom on TGIF.

r504 I agree, they likely won't separate publicly or get a divorce in the near future judging by the transparently posed pic the other day. They want people to think their marriage is fine. I think they will live separately which means they probably have an arrangement to see other people on the dl because no way will Armie stay celibate from now on. But I'm one who believes they already have an open marriage so.

W&W for you R508

Did you just call for Armie and Elizabeth Hammer to be killed r508?

That’s a new low on this thread.

Yes R511

I literally was being 100% serious when I said Nikki should have Armie and Elizabeth killed so he can raise the babies with the fat one, a la the Paul Reiser/Greg Evigan sitcom My Two Dads

R 511 Tone-deaf much? Go back to your blogs

Okay that is legit gross and awful. I know we all joke and have fun discussing these people, but wishing for violence or death on them is really gross.

Death threats are what brought Muriel down on many of the trans threads r508

Wouldn't surprise me if you were serious.

That kind of comment is not welcome on Data Lounge.

Hahahaha. Have you read any other threads on DL? Have you seen the recent Johnny Depp ones? This is DL style and anybody that's been here a while knows. Hahahaha death threads! Hilarious!

[quote]Hahahaha death threads!

Oh dear

Under the new Muriel, death threats are taken seriously. Unless death threats to trans are more important than cis people, like the Hammers.

Death threats/threads then. Guess that's why the JD threads are closing. Oh no, they aren't cause people there don't act like crazy fan-girls and spam them.

I’m amazed how these girls push so hard this “desperate”, “hopeless” marriage. And the beauty of it is that they truly, deeply, believe it. Ay, ay, ay, muchacitas! Tell Doctor Oz about your sex life....so, when was the last time you got laid, my dears? I’m all ears.

R497 Also, regarding that, Ben is Back also goes to TIFF ( with Lucas Hedges and it has the same plot more or less of BB). Only our dear Luca will go to beautiful Venice....le sigh.

r519 = delulu that thinks a 31 yo man is as asexual as her/him. Some of you are so gullible lmao that lame pic the other day done the trick. Good sheep!

Hahahahaha. I swear you can't make this stuff up.

R522 stuff like that makes me like Liz more honestly.

R522 I can’t believe she went through the trouble of responding to that. Also, she sounds incredibly defensive.

Someone please this woman some validation. She's starving for it and it looks like the husband won't do it no more.

R525 sometimes I send her nice DM's on Instagram when I respond to her stories. She always responds to her DM's and she's a sweetheart there.

What’s the gist? I can’t translate it.

A KTO the candle, the candlestick, the goddess of the cathedral! Screw 15 screws! Tactical Gadgets and Gadgets Gearboxes and Gearboxes Already a sailor was going to fly, loser

That translation doesn’t make any sense hahahahaha

Oh, so the Liz trolls are Russian?

R527 The person basically asked how a vacation can be more important than your husband’s play debut and that she should be ashamed. Liz responded along the lines of, “Who are you to tell me how to live my life? I’ve seen the play 15 times. Go find something better to do with your life. I’m going to block idiots like you.” ( I speak Russian.)

I think it's Greek.

My mistake.

Why can't there be more people like you here R528?

R531 I think that’s more reasonable. I’d go on a vacation as well

The Naseebs bitch is Russian, she probably helped her write that.

"Who are you to tell me to live my life" = classic Borderline Personality.

r519 You've hit the nail on head: these ugly, lonely, and above all, desperate women are spinning fantasies to themselves about the Hammer's marriage (which they envy), the Hammer's kids (which they wish they had, except that no one wants to touch them sexually), and Elizabeth's body (which sends them in to outrage). These woman pathetic woman think that they have some sort of special insight based on Instragram posts. The Hammers don't even know that they're alive, and if these women came into the sight of Armie and Elizabeth, pity and quickly hidden laughter would be their only acknowledgement.

So I guess @dimorisk is another tumblrina who’s posting in these threads... Need to add that to the list! Hi, sweetie! Welcome to DL!

R538 I’m seriously thinking of making that thread about them! In face of Muriel! You can literally see them commenting above that tumblr blog which was linked and what a surprise! They are the same ones who I already wrote about...what a coincidence! Girls, you were warned!

R538 - R540

Honey what's this, what's happening, what's going on?

Do it r540

Let us put a face to all these all the hoes that are stinking up DL. Let us see their homely faces, atop fat shoulders. Let us laugh at them.

To R541

R538 You know DL has been rolling its collective eyes at this marriage for years, right? It’s not limited to the frauen.

I know that r544...I've been following Armie's threads for years. Which is makes the current situation more sad....things were frequently hilarious and witty, and now vast majority of comments are spiteful, dull and stupid. Straight women stans are really pathetic morons who have no place polluting Data Lounge. They can back to Tumblr, or whatever shit hole they come from.

LOL! Like his own wife wasn’t a Trump voter.

R545 How sad! Poor dear Armie and Elizabeth. You should go back there as well sweety.

The other women brought their kids on the cruise but Liz just dumped them at home. LOL!

Better than exposing the little girl to the bulimic extravaganza that's going on.

Armie is getting fleshy again. She's emaciated. He's going to crush her if they are actually fucking.

R501 oh no! You've outed us!

It’s a good thing Armie didn’t go on the cruise, he would have definitely fucked busty on the right.

Haven't you been reading the thread R552? Armie loves skinny women according to everyone here.

Liz, honey @ R538. Don't you have cupcakes to bake and pretend to eat? Run along now.

Not sure why R519/R538 doesn't understand the concept of ignoring conversations she doesn't like. For some odd reason she has a rabid compulsion to visit threads that clearly upset her. Then she goes on spastic BPD rants, scolding and wagging her bony finger at everyone. Why? If you don't like this thread, find another. Maybe your blood pressure will subside if you find other ways to entertain yourself. Here's an idea--how about popping the hatch on your underground bunker. Go outside and get some fresh air.

R538 the hammers know more than you think. You should know. You have been here for how long now? You have anger-related issues. I also speak Russian. It's Cyrillic to Latin. But as she doesn't speak Russian, she must have got a friend to translate the reply. Which says something about the lengths she goes, even though she has the best life according to herself r538. And r531 translation is right.

What are you yammering on about r556? You speak Russian, but you don’t have a very good command of English. In fact, your English sucks. Try again, this time with English speaking friends to correct you.

So when is this guy gonna get his kids to NY? He only has matinees twice a week. His schedule is pretty open to spend time with them.

R557 I smell neuroticism.

R559 I smell illiteracy.

Halitosis and pussy stank come with the eating disorder.

To the girls, my patience has a limit. You really want DLers to know your face? Your problems you post publicly on other SM? Your craziness?.....Give it a thought! You’re not so hard to find!

Listen up bitches, Liz is fed up with your bullshit and she is gonna hunt you down and make you pay! pay! Delete! block! Проигравшие!

R555 If you were smarter, you’d have known that those are 2 different posters. Not one, but two, my dear. And no, I’m not planning to go anywhere. You infested this place, now dealt with the consequences. Have fun! Oh, and remember, tell hubby to fuck you good tonight!

YOU WHORES NEED TO EAT ALL THIS SHIT YOU’VE GIVEN US SINCE YOU CAME TO DL! EAT IT ALL, YOU SLUTS!

YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO TUMBLR!

So uh new thread when?

R570 BWHAHAHAHAHA! You open a new one and talk shit again, then I’m going after your asses again!

So Texan Girl R570 ( put on ignore her posts and she’s the one who went to the convention) TAKE IT!

It looks like R388 is going on a rampage

These girls are ready for Lily Pulitzer

R573 And it looks like @bitchstolemyvapepen is at it again? Why don’t you have a tumblr anymore, BITCH?

Ha ha, I can’t see you if you’re blocked.

R576 But you can’t still see this thread go to shit!!!! And all the future ones!

*can not can’t

What crawled up this bitch’s snatch?

R583 I thought you already blocked. Enjoy the show!

Lol! In the photo at R582 it is clear they shot water up in there for that shot

R584 the bitch I was referencing was you, not the girl in the picture!

Aren't the Tumblr zombies far more into the French mouse? Go close his threads please.

R588 shame she’s not making use of the third hole

R587 No, they are not. Also, there’s no Tim thread only the BB one. All the tumblrinas are into his wife!

I think ifArmie tried to hold Liz open like that she’d break like a turkey wishbone

But the busty girl he could do that to. I’m totally Team Busty.

Nikiwonder is still in California btw. Some friend he is!

Not true, in fact all they do on AW is infest the threads fangirling about Chalamet.

AND

ANOTHER THREAD

IS CLOSED

R594 But here we’re on DL not AW! The wife is top priority!

SO FUCK OFF!!!!

AND STOP COMING TO DL!