The *OFFICIAL* Golden Globes Thread - Part IV

I agree, OP. Frances McDormand on the other hand looked fabulous.

Part 3

You know what true freedom is? Dressing how you want while they still give me awards.

She could’ve made some effort.

FF for you asshole, OP.

And fuck your thread.

I'll repeat my point that Three Billboards is a film where the emperor has no clothes.

[quote]She could’ve made some effort.

I put the effort in last year. That's why I won an award tonight.

What are some stand out moments?

Which is the original part IV thread???

[quote]Which is the original part IV thread???

The one I'm in, bitch!

Billboards has two very solid performances and one terrific one, but the picture itself is very pretentious.

I wanna console Armie with my cock in his gob and then up his arse

F Frances

There is something really annoying about Francis McDormand.

r9 This is the OFFICIAL Part IV thread

[quote]I'll repeat my point that Three Billboards is a film where the emperor has no clothes.

Same with all the other nominees

Francis is a man’s name

Frances is a woman’s name

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[quote]There is something really annoying about Francis McDormand.

she is always trying to tell us how cool she is

R16 except The Shape of Water

R3 true

The ORIGINAL part 4 thread:

[quote]Which is the original part IV thread???

The other one was started first...

Alexander Skaargard can bang his lil bro tonight

No, the other seems to be the official Part IV thread.

Oprah has a penis. it keeps both Stedman and Gayle very happy

The official part 4:

r23 this is the official part 4 thread. The other thread sucks

Amanda de Cadenet is on E! yapping about the #MeToo movement

How did that happen? How many lives does this bitch have???

R26 ROFL

[quote]The other one was started first...

Yes, but THIS one has the momentum!

R18 you will never work in this town again!

When is Oprah going to talk about her penis? You can be a lesbian with a penis now.

r18 something tells me she’d be okay with a Weinstein type of arrangement

R29 what do you mean? why?

Barbra Streisand is looking and sounding more like Halsted

r26 r30 verrrryyyyy happy

Was Francis on something?

Who gave the best speech?

Poor Barbara. She is haunted by the ghosts of all her dead noses

Who will break the James Franco/ally sheedy story Jezebel, Ronan farrow or yashar Ali

Did Jude Law order a male companion to fuck his sadness away with or just go for the closest Jonas twink?

Wow, Babs’s face looked freshly pulled.

[quote]Was Francis on something?

A winner's streak.

Where was Lady Gaga?

[quote]Who gave the best speech?

Laura Dern.

After James gives up his anal virginity to Ronan. All will be put to bed literally and figuratively

[quote][R23] this is the official part 4 thread. The other thread sucks

OP, you are a cunt.

No way I'm posting here.

So what’s the consensus about tonight’s GG and the #metoo movement?

r48 hahahha well..you kind just did

Babs and Francis look fantastic - stop being assholes and picking on them because they’re women. I’m not hearing constant shade about GDT looking like a fat slob. It’s sexist pressure like this that makes women fuck with their faces.

Reese Witherspoon is horrible. The sound of her voice and that dreadful chin.

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[quote]So what’s the consensus about tonight’s GG and the #metoo movement?

Well intentioned... became cheesy by the end of the night. We need to stop reducing our movements into catch phrases. It makes them easier to dismiss.

R40 - ignoramus millennial: Streisand has never had a nose job

Love them all applauding Frances thinking "she's so brave to go out there looking like shit. It's her thing and she owns it." lol.

How many blowies did Seth give in the bathroom during the awards!?

Why are there two threads??

Well put R54

And actors never miss a chance to sound high minded no matter how dumb they really are, so a perfect storm.

Twice the FUN!

Another question: who was the Kato Kaelin looking guy at the table with Witherspoon, Dern et al?

who was casey the rapist affleck up to tonight?

Frances McDormand reminds me of both Linda Lavin and Lady Elaine Fairchild.

HA! People are posting same messages of each duplicate Part IV thread.

Muriel - Can you please close one thread.

You just did, R48.

[quote]who was casey the rapist affleck up to tonight?

Didn't you hear? Casey Affleck got lost in his beard months ago.

SHUT UP OPRAH FOR GODS SAKE.

lol R63-- there was also that "Oh, so she's not really acting, she just is a bitchy blue collar midwestern woman" moment when she gave her speech.

Comment here and comment there... two threads, count em, TWO THREADS!!!!

OPRAH is the true god. ALL HAIL HER! THOSE WHO ARE NOT FOR HER WILL BE DESTROYED AND SHUNNED

There's a secret third thread toooo

#metoo is now going to be #timesup

r66 in Matt Damon's asshole probs!

#Mewtwo #7up

r73 it's rent free and he fits in with the local scene---shit

But will the Hillbots forgive her for "I know you hate Hillary, we all do, but hold your nose and vote for her because at least she's not Trump" R70?

There was quite an anti-Oprah wave on DL when that happened.

Was Trump going off on the Golden Globes?

Times up blacks and gays! It all about the pussy now!

r76 WTF how do you even dare to speak? IT's OPRAH ONLY. ALL ELSE IS DROSS!

r76 You shall die a dog's death coward!

r76 Your skin will be peeled away from your body. Great pains will be taken to make sure you stay away for it!

r78 meow

R78 it's not always divide and rule you know? We can always work together against our common enemy

Dern > Oprah EVERY time.

Why was Angelina Jolie giving Oprah the stink eye during Oprah's speech?

I'd fuck Denzel Washington. He has a nice ass.

Nothings ever going to change in Hollywood

r85 She could'nt even focus. He hasn't eaten in 3 years dontchaknow?!

What a mess that Billboards won best pic. Crazy.

Millie Bobby Brown freaking out over Ariana Grande on Twitter.

Did Meryl win anything? Did the bitch show up?

Grande is gonna try and molest her. With Taylor Swift on one side and Ariana Grande on the other. What will Millie do?!

r86 He has a hot son

[quote]Did Meryl win anything?

Unfortunately she did not.

R93 Jesus FUCK! He deserves his own thread.

What award did Ron Howard present that he held up the envelope and said, "Can we get back to this," and why did he say it?

r93 Well my cock is hard and I am gonna go bone my boyfriend now sooo good-nite!

R93 Is he an actor too?

I thought black was supposed to be slimming, Olivia.

So, I just got home from watching the GGs with some friends so I'm late to the DL party, but I wanted to share this!

When CZJ wheeled out that pile of goo, everyone was all "awwww...how sweet.." But *I* said "wow it's weird having Kirk Douglas there on "time's up" night since he RAPED Natalie Wood."

It was like a bomb went off! Everyone freaked out and told me I was crazy. I just told them to mark my words once he finally kicks it.

Thanks DL!

Sorry, r93...but, ewwwwww!!

R93 looks arrogant

Denzel's son is hot. But too bad Denzel is a homophobe and a cheater.

The Kirk Douglas part missed the mark

Sorry, not into thugs with tats.

Benj, the gay one from the pair that won best original song.

Three Billboards is apparently this year's Crash, tone deaf and offensive. Of course it's going to win awards.

Denzel’s daughter looks just like his wife

....

A grown man shouldn't be called Benj.

R93 betrays mental issues with all the tats and branding.

#metoo #bottomsup #partydown

I’m just sad that Salma Hayek didn’t win Best Actress for SELENA

I am sad Hayek couldn't present an award but she had some personal issue that made her stay home in Selma

What does Denzel's son do? Doe he just stand around?

r115 sex

[quote]I’m just sad that Salma Hayek didn’t win Best Actress for SELENA

Excuse me?

Sterling K. Brown makes #GoldenGlobes  history as the first black actor to win for his leading performance in a TV drama

Also the Rock's daughter did not look 16.

I actually thought it was his wife--she's looked mid-late 20s

Beautiful girl though

Did he deserve it R118?

That show looks like a pile of frau-bait, like an update of 30something,. But I have admittedly never watched it because it does not look like something I'd enjoy

r120 yes he does. He's the best thing about the show. He puts the rest of the cast to shame.

But is the show any good? Everyone I know who has seen it has used words like "treacly" "sappy" "old school" etc.

Is Blanco Blanca, wife of John Savage, a transsexual? She looka likea man.

Frances looked like she drove by Good Shepherd on the way to the Hilton, grabbed a nun's habit and ripped off the white collar. Hideous.

And her pussy stinks!

But they love her for that R124

They applaud her for her Honey Badgerness knowing they'd never be able to not care about what they look like.

And knowing that they'll never be competing with her for roles.

Francis looked like she was in costume for a Little House on the Prairie episode

Does Benj have any beefcake photos, or leaked nudes?

What actress would be jealous of Frances? She looks like an old hag.

Most people don't even know who the cunt is.

r128 U KNEW!

Meryl Streep is the queen of the fraus and Lena Denham is the prince of the fraus. Ryan Seacreast is the queen of the fairies

Has Frances been sick recently? What was up with the short hair?

Seems like every year the GGs get more respect. We need another Pia Zadora winner to bring it down to size.

Denzil’s son son would be handsome if he didn’t have tats and a beard just like almost every hot man nowadaysss.

r132 I want that ass

Don’t you mean: dat azzzzz?

What's with the Frances defender? She makes depressing movies and is ugly af. I think the last thing I could stand her in was the movie with Amy Adams.

r134 Don't be a racist

She made a movie with Amy Adams?

Yes, Mrs. Pettigrew Lives For A Day. Big surprise, she plays a boring spinster.

r137 Yes, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day.

Lovely film. Seek it out.

Oh yeah. I saw it. It was okay.

Frances was sublime in OLIVE KITTREDGE.

I saw her in Fargo. That was enough.

Fargo and rap is probably why everyone is dead inside and why Trump won the election.

PUT DAT ASS IN THE WOODCHIPER!

GMTA, r125. I emailed a friend earlier and said that FMcD was the Honey Badger tonight!

I loved Three Billboards. I also loved The Big Sick.

Is France's McDormand divorcing her husband?

Three Billboards was shrill, loud, unsubtle, banal. No wonder people love it so much.

Reese Witherspoon in her sucking up to Oprah was channeling how both Mike Pence and Stephen Miller butter up Trump's butt.

After her speech tonight, if Big Little Lies has been a 2hr film, Dern would be adding the Academy Award to her mantle

r147 everybody sucks up to Oprah, though.

[quote] FF for you asshole, OP.

What does FF stand for? Fully functional?

Nothing for Call Me By My Name? Finally comes the backlash against CMBMN the story of a man who “looks” in his late 20s going after a boy made to look 14 on screen. Sound like someone we know?

I'm eternally grateful for the poster who REVEALED in Thread II that Isabelle Huppert has a fucking INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT! Can you believe? I'm almost crying, OMG OMG! Thank you mysterious stranger! I especially love this post, both look so good

Well, I got my bags packed.

I want to fuck Alexander Skarsgard

Touchy Minnesotans:

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"[bold]Nicole Kidman’s continued refusal to acknowledge that she has more than two children seriously makes me sick[[/bold]," one person tweeted

Reese Witherspoon is the last person who should be put in front of a microphone. So shrill and patronizing.

Something tells me Nicole lost her adopted kids to that crazy cult.

Is the "shrill" troll also the "unhinged" troll?

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Blanca Blanco 😂

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Blanca Blanco is a Fashion Icon

Who is this person?

I think Nicole's older and adopted Scieno "children" disowned her first.

That Blanco Dame was dumb like a fox, no?

The Versace family doth protest too much, re: television movie. Ricky, BTW, looked fiiine.

The "Good Doctor" lead actor should have won.

Reese doesn't age, does she?

As for a future President Winfrey---Let the current Wolff Book of Revelations give her pause.

And the Blind Item Extraordinaire director didn't win. Ha!

R168

You're correct. Nicole's adopted children disowned her. She's more than likely respecting their wishes and keeps their names out of her mouth. It's what the people at R157 linked tweets that probably don't know that side of the story. It's too bad. They probably would've had a shot at growing up somewhat 'normal', if they still had her in their lives.

Does anyone really know if a Huge Jackman flipped out after losing the Golden Globe award?

[quote]Fans SLAM Nicole Kidman for snubbing her adopted children after gushing over youngest daughters and husband Keith Urban in Golden Globes acceptance speech

They should slam the overrated actress for stealing the award from Jessica Lange.

Nicole's face looked scary on my TV. HD is not her friend.

[quote]Blanca Blanco bares her body in crimson as red carpet rebels shun Time's Up initiative at Golden Globes

This woman looks trans, she's so weird looking. Huge manly feet, odd face. Whatever she started in life as, 'she's' the dizzy trophy wife of the once gorgeous actor John Savage, he was mistaken for Ridley Scott in many photos.

Gawd Oprah, what a gasbag.

Has Barbra Streisand had any work done? If not then why not and if so, what?

R167 Blanca Blanco

Blanca Blanco

Tell me quando quando quando, Blanca Blanco!

They should slam the overrated actress for stealing the award from Reese Witherspoon.

Reese Witherspoon needs to go away.

Nicole Botoxman with dead eyes wins acting awards I don't know how this is even possible

I’ve seen the future of Reese Witherspoon and it ain’t pretty.

The Rock's daughter's upper lip seemed to have no movement while she was speaking and she seemed unable to close her mouth. Anyone else notice this?

[quote]Has Barbra Streisand had any work done? If not then why not and if so, what?

No. She's stated many times that she's too scared to have surgery. She's only had Botox and facials.

R183 - I notice her odd speech. thought she just had a lisp.

R182 ?

^ noticed

R183, yes I noticed. I thought she had lip paralysis of some sort, maybe from lip injections.

Do you think if Get Out had been in the Drama category, it could've won over Three Billboards?

[quote]The Rock's daughter's upper lip seemed to have no movement while she was speaking and she seemed unable to close her mouth. Anyone else notice this?

Are you sure she's not the same woman who portrayed Hope's daughter, Ciara, on Days of Our Lives? That DAYS actress had the same odd speech pattern and lack of upper lip movement. She's since been replaced.

David Harbour Having No Idea What #TimesUp Means Is All Dudes at the Golden Globes in a Nutshell

😂😂😂

Why Three Billboards was on drama category? It's a black comedy not a drama

When I saw 3 Billboards some fool behind me was laughing his head off.

My main gripe is that had Weinstein not been exposed, he would have been here, been in black, and would have easily been considered a supporter. How many sexists and harassers are in black tonight?

"It's a Great Year for Gayface at the #GoldenGlobes" Over 50 straight (or closeted) actors have been nominated at the Academy Awards for queer performances — but an out actor has never won Hollywood's highest honor ... via @TheAdvocateMag #LGBT #film

Oh shut up, Advocate, and go cheer a tranny.