The *OFFICIAL* 2018 Golden Globes Thread - Part III

OMG, did you guys just see that?

Does anyone find it ironic that on a night when they are honoring victims of sexual assault in the industry that they give a special tribute to Kirk Douglas given the rumors of what he did to Natalie Wood?

omg yes The Young Pope was beyond trash ville !!!

Ewan managed to thank his wife who just left him and the 30 year old he’s having an affair with.

halle barry cant hold onto a man cause she mean.

Halle looks fantastic!

Why is Barbra Streisand there. She never goes to anything, but she is sitting in the front row.

Barbra's bitchface!!!

Ewan is sooooo sexy he can get away with thanking his wife and his girlfriend. Damn. That's called being secure.

at least he not kill Natalie like RJW did

Oh my. Is Kirk Douglas dead?

sex-oooooooooo

Halle is a lesbo she's dating her assistant

GOod gollie! Halle is hotter than ever! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Who's RJW?

babs lookin for mr styles....she luv his ween.

When can Kit get a haircut?

OMG this lady in costume

Halle is all dat

Wheres Cillian Murphy

This show lasts 3 hours?

fun speech from riding hat lady

Band is still mourning her dog's death. Be gentle.

OH. That's why it won -- it's an Amazon project. The check really DID clear.

Who has even heard of that show??

Meant "Babs"

Um, what was THAT

Maybe Babs is giving Opera her award.

Aziz! Yeah boyeeeee! 👍🏽

Yea, Aziz!!!

I’m glad Aziz won.

I hate Aziz. He’s not funny and he’s a jerk IRL.

don't care for his sense of humr

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel was really good

Ugh Aziz

Aziz is unfunny and not a great actor

Aziz has a huge penis I hear. Yum!

I guess people are giving these awards to that obscure Sherman Palladino show since their better show Gilmore Girls was never recognized??

I LOve Aziz

Mr DeMille, Oprah is ready for her close up

The Robbery Night

Aziz is so very tired and bozo.

Is Aziz still single? He’s been looking for a girlfriend for a loooooong time

Hmmmm

Maybe he is an asshole

Is everyone here really serious about The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel right now? It's the talk of the town, this show! Watch it!

Aziz is an actor like Jerry Seinfeld is an actor.

I'm about 2 hours behind and I'm still watching the NBC red carpet special but I just wanted to chime in that Natalie Morales is one of the fakest television personalities I've ever seen. No wonder she was taken off Today. Horrific.

And a nomination for Anthony Anderson, who was accused of raping two women. Time’s up apparently!

Barbra is the most decorated Golden Globe winner in history, so of course she should be there to exercise her superiority over the other actors.

Aziz has a schtick that got old quickly. It's all he'll ever have. No range whatsoever.

Does anyone know what the upcoming categories are?

Why the fuck is Oprah getting an award??

Let me know when that segment is over.

Streisand serving cunt face!

Judi Dench – Victoria & Abdul

Aziz’s asshole? Like a chocolate covered 🍒.

Kirk Douglas is the right age to play Papa in Barbra's Gypsy.

Jeffrey Tambor is an abuser so other actors can win now. Was he nominated for Sag?

Resting cunt face to you girls.

I thought Halle looked plain, bad hairdo and practically no makeup.

That's Aniston R51

SJP at last year's GGs. Dressed by the Hitler Frau Committee.

Streisand is what they're all going to look like after that much botox and fillers. Kidman is about 75% of the way there.

[quote]I thought Halle looked plain, bad hairdo and practically no makeup

Barbra agreed

Here's the Oprah segment. Time for a snack break.

Bahbwah, what is it you can’t face?

Barbra looks amazing! She looks younger than Meryl, Helen Mirren and Frances McDoormat.

The blonde dwarf on the stage is scary.

Reese is so fake.

reese go blow ryan.......k?

Oprah would have all atheists killed if she could, or sent to conversion camps. She can go fuck herself.

Oh Reese - just. stop.

Reese Withercunt wasn't acting in Election.

Ummmmmm....

Halle Berry before and after

why aint gayle holding oprah's purse fer her ???

Watching Island life right now.

Tell me when it's over.

I'll change back.

Did Reese just out Oprah and Gayle in front of Stedman?

Oprah and Babs!

Kidman and her shaggy midget looked horrible! Ewan MacGregor - hot hot hot!

Reese, you don't speak for me.

Vom.

Just ask Gayle!

Reese is not nice.

Enough with Oprah.

Keith Urban looks so gay

Barbra is going to rise from her seat and slap the shit out of Reese. And Nicole Kidman will cheer.

do they announce best actor/actress in best motion picture drama last?

omg ofra as the fat po ole lady in Purple....

wheeeee

So does this mean Barbra will present Best Tragic Picture?

I’m sorry, but I did not like “Beloved”.

I love Reese

The Immortal Life of Steadman.....

TWItter agrees: Halle is hotter now than ever!

yes, 0pfra, it is unimaginable....

Reese Witherspoon said Gayle knows Oprah's warm hugs, but didn't say Stedman knew them.

Oprah has more money then that awful kid who invented Facebook.

Maybe Oprah should run for President.

Oprah really does have a natural talent for acting.

Yay Oprah

Oprah looking like a billion bucks!

Once a year Halle Berry comes out out of hiding to remind us she’s still fine AF

Even Francis McDormand loves Oprah!

Can't stand the Oprah love.

Yes Oprah looks great

R87 I remember Oprah had so much Oscar hope riding on that movie. She produced it and also had the book on her book club. Remember when women would go buy whatever book Oprah picked on her show? Anyway, the movie opened and was a big flop. Oprah even admitted to being so depressed that she ate tubs of mac & cheese all weekend.

oprah's nosejob still healing.

she looks gooder

No, seriously, what. The. Fuck. Has that woman done to warrant one of the most prestigious awards Hollywood can bestow on an actor/director?

Her movies suck and make no money. Fuck that.

Oh god, I love her, but she always always always mentions Sidney Poitier.

Oprah looks good.

Who's biracial Tom Hanks in the front row?

Reese Witherspoon looks *flawless*.

Looks like Alex will fill his hotel room tonight with various male models so he can bang em.,

I am absolutely OBSESSED with Reese's chin! The mere sight of it truly immobilizes me wherever I may be when it literally stops me in my tracks, whether it be her image on a magazine cover, a television commercial, her appearance on a random talk show, or as with this evening, a celebratory award show for her glorious chin.

(Truthfully, I am compelled to run to the magazine cover, the television commercial, the televised talk show, and this evening's celebratory award show to fulfill my compulsion, as my not fulfilling it shall bring bad luck about those I love: placing my thumb over the image of her chin to bring her face into proper proportion.)

I'm hoping Oprah will use her speech to finally express publicly the resentment toward Michelle for not giving her any pie at the White House. If not now, when?

I want Reese to tell me she loves me

I liked Beloved. But let's be honest, Oprah's film career never took off.

She's only getting this award because she's Oprah, not because of a prestigious acting career.

First Black Woman to get the award

holy hell babs on heavy meds

dat face!

R113 Honey, I do!

Over the annoying conceited Aziz, I prefer Riz Ahmed, for the sexy and the acting and Kumail Nanjiani for the comedy.

Omg oprah stfu!

Oprah should use this opportunity to come out like Jodie did a couple of years ago.

R111 You're a "chin homosexual". Yes, it's a thing and yes, we have a special thread here on DL.

Lol, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association as the guardians of the "absolute truth".

She is a wonderful speaker.

Streisand gave OPRAH cunt face!

Damn, Oprah. Not a fan but...GREAT speech.

Sourpuss Babs.

Okay, who's going to be O's running mate?

Give her a show!

It really is amazing what Oprah has accomplished in this life.

Wow, what a speech!!!

Oprah is like Obama. Great speakers. That's all.

Denzel gave Oprah stank face too.

They just showed Precious, she lost a lot of weight.

Ah, Oprah uses her opportunity to promote the white devil theory.

Not a fan of Oprah but she's a great actress

She said "persecuted" when she meant "prosecuted."

Okay Oprah. Move it along toots.

Their time is up!

[quote]Denzel gave Oprah stank face too.

That's just his face.

Is it over yet??

Love that O

Oprah: "Their time is up!"

Kirk Douglas: "You guys literally just gave me a standing ovation."

Streisand's cunt face at Oprah.

Thank you r138 - I'm Oprah saturated

r141 Not nearly.

The Cecil B. de Mille award is presented each year to an individual who has made an incredible impact on the world of entertainment. Right now, @RWitherspoon presents this incredible honor to @Oprah on our stage. #GoldenGlobes

Brianna of Tar vows to avenge Reece Taylor.

Oprah's husband was WONDERFUL in The Post! But in what reality is whiteface okay?

[quote]Oprah is like Obama. Great speakers. That's all.

Yeah, if only Oprah had managed to do anything with her life.

Oprah has to one up Meryl

Somebody, FTLOG, cue the music!

Oprah is running for President.

Can we cut to the chase and get to Best Actor/Actress/Movie?

She needs to take the mic off the stand and then drop it.

Aziz Ansar you ungrateful piece of indian shit ...... you didnt even thank Alessandra Mastronardi who was your date and the only reason you won ....

Curry tikka masala cunt bag ...

What a dick.

GOOOOOOOOO OPRAH!!!!!!!

The men are like...okay...yeah.

R15, Roberta J Wagner, Natalie's husband.

Oprah ran to the stage to accept her award this Sunday evening, and here it is NEXT Sunday evening. She's still talking.

IS O RUNNING IN 2020???????

[quote] Oprah is running for President.

She sho is

I thought she was going to shout "Everyone's getting a new car!!!"

OPRAH 4 PREZ !!!!!!

Preach!

Oprah should have been a televangelist

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of women fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of sisterhood. But it is not this day!

Normally, I can't stay Reese 'dont you know who I am' Witherspoon, but she did a nice job introducing Oprah

I think Oprah said 'persecuted' when she meant 'prosecuted.'

God Bless Oprah Winfrey

Oprah/Hanks 2020?

Christopher Nolan was robbed!

Ain't seen any of the big awards movies this year (I'll get to them), but seeing Guillermo up on that stage... ANY stage, really, is a delight!

That sure sounded like a presidential nomination acceptance speech

R153 it will happen, just watch. She can buy it if she wants, but she won’t have to. She’s the most powerful person in America right now.

YAY SHAPE OF WATER DIRECTOR !!!!!!

r170 his drug addict passed around slut of a son says different

I think Oprah just gave me a car!!!

Mindy shading Reese

Did you notice the audience giggle when Reese said ask Gayle about Oprah's hugs.

Did Seth Myers go home?

Ugh, not that water movie!

Oprah is a tremendous person who does tremendous things with her voice and infuence. She can be overbearing and egocentric, but she’s really an astonishing human being.

She seems like a real piece of work but Natalie Portman looks very beautiful

Del Toro exalting monsters now... the third scandal of the evening.

Don't care about his hairline, Jude Law is still smoking hot.

"Here are the all male nominees" HA

Shape of Water looks so boring to me.

Jeez R156 Go die. Rid yourself from yourself you racist POS!

What did the Mexican publications have to do to arrange that one?

Native Portman just cleared her filming schedule for the next few years.

Portman should have said "white male nominees".

[quote]Oprah/Hanks 2020?

Can husbands and wives run together?

Is Guillermo Del Toro fat?

Can you guys please post 100 replies about it?

reese witherspoon never ages i swear what a beaut

The director of Dunkirk should have won.

Jesus Christ, stop fucking cutting to Anthony Anderson during a speech about #MeToo. I know he’s black and fits the tokenist agenda but he was publicly accused of raping two women.

I am not a Superhero/Fantasy type movie watcher, but The Shape Of Water looks good

I'd bang Jude like a drum!

The Shape of Water is brilliant.

I really enjoyed Shape of Water but didn't feel as if I was watching a truly great movie. Guess this is why I don't know shit about movies. Shrug.

Yay! congrats to Guillermo

I want a meme of CZJ playing peek a boo with her menu. Will someone tech savvy please make this happen?

Now Sally for the win

so fuckable

Guillermo thanks the monsters.

WoW! Guillermo already got "The Music" after just 1 minute into his speech!

I will be pissed if CMBYN doesn’t win.

Fuck if they feel they can NEVER nominate women for best director because in their minds the uterus bearers cannot compete with male genius, these sons of bitches should create two categories for best directors, male and female just like for actors. Bastards.

CMBYN is going to get nada tonight.

Damn Apple commercial. Never, ever spring all of those amputees on me without warning.

Christopher Nolan should have won for Dunkirk, a masterfully crafted film.

And Nolan isn't fat

Guillermo already got "The Music" after just 1 minute into his speech!

that's racist

re Kirk & Natalie Wood: there's supposedly an unspoken tacit agreement between their families to wait until Kirk dies, then have the true story outed and confirmed. Kind of a 'wait until the old man dies, then you can have at him and extract justice'. Supposedly Michael will not defend him or speak out against Wood's fam if they come forward later.

please elf gods above

give timmie a win.

Shut up Nolan fanboys

Prepare to be pissed, R208

Clarkson and Metz are hogs who are wearing tents yet no mention on Datalounge of Del Toto’s appearance

Is this show almost over? Babs is looking for a quick exit.

Oprah sure is speaking a different tune now. Remember two days after the election when she declared everyone should take a deep breath and everything was going to be OK with Trump?

Has cmbyn even been up for something tonight? I don't think they've even had their categories yet.

[quote]Guillermo thanks the monsters.

Did Streisand have something to do with his win?

You just know that O is going to use that Golden Globe as a dildo to fuck Gayle with later tonight.

Guillermo Just had to copy a Lady Gaga.

Do any of you buy Christina Hendricks as a woman who struggles in the modern world? Also, how awkward is every aspect of Clint Eastwood's next picture?

I was dreading Oprah’s speech, and it took her awhile to get there, but that was a remarkable speech.

I think that was the first time I've ever see Ron Howard without a baseball cap. It took him a long time to embrace his baldness.

Did I miss the CMBYN showcase?! Gerwig said this is the final one.

Ladybird did zero for me.

deserved, The Shape of Water was such a beautiful film

¡Viva México!

Si!!

GDT

Ugh, Big Little Lies AGAIN?

I know I'm probably going to get shit for this but what is CMBYN?

Oprah Is an incredible orator

I love Oprah but don't understand why she got an award.

Being a summer release prob hurt Dunkirk's awards chances. I could see if it came out in November how people would be like omgit'ssobrilliant.

Call Me By Your Name

r235 Call me by your name

Call Me By Your Name.

It's printer ink colors.

Great night for Reese. She’s a producer of BLL

Feud was much more entertaining than that snoozefest BLL.

that cloying insipid voice of Reese....

good god

Babs is gone. Guess she was Opera's guest and when Opera left, Baba flew the coop.

R235, bless your heart.

r242 funny

I hadn't even seen any clips of Lady Bird yet but those little moments they just showed had a very sure and real voice.

R189 - ???

Greta Gerwig just announced ... her own movie LadyBird lmao ..... that was odd.

Meanwhile Nat Portman is GOD AKA the devil aka Satan.

I wanna go see The Shape of Water

Why indeed!!

I'll say it: I hate Oprah Winfrey.

Ashley Judd is another weird-looking woman. She totally ruined her appearance with PS.

....

Dunkirk fucking sucked, fanboys.

DL rule: there must always be at least three homosexuals rushing in with the answer when someone asks what CMBYN means (I was one of them).

How could Dunkirk lose for direction? I don’t get it.

I wanna hear from some weak women for a change.

STOP TEASING ME, you Cruel Wanton "Chin," you!

Reese Witherspoon is going to tell every story of privileged, upper class assholes.

off the subject, i saw the MOST amazing series on Netflix last nite: London Spy, gay thriller, top notch, spell binding...

OMG Reese get the fuck out of my screen !!!

Barbra is presenting for Best Picture.

Jessica Lange was ROBBED!! She was brilliant in 'Feud.' She should have won simply on the power of her performance in the final episode. Jessica was mesmerizing.

Reese just tried to copy Oprah's speech with the "Time's Up" mantra and she just comes off as a wannabe.

Reese is completely hogging the stage.

This JLaw spy thriller looks awful

Is that why it’s being dumped in March?

This show used to be fun-- it is beyond boring!!!!!

Why are Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston selling me... what... eye drops? The fuck is this? For the three fans of The Switch?

Barbra is moving the entire audience to the right side of the ballroom to accommodate her good side when she presents Best Picture.

Maybe Babs ran backstage to get ready to present.

Nolan is so overrated

These Accord commercials are absolutely beautiful. Love the animation.

CMBYN and D shut out by SOW, IT and TBOEM so far.

I guess Rose didn't get invited tonight or she's not sitting up front with Salma and Ashley.

Why has Jennifer Aniston been reduced to eye drop commercials?

Also, where are the gifs of Angelina glaring at Oprah?

Giving Best Director to a Mexican or person from other preferred countries is very HFPA-ish. It doesn't indicate anything for the Oscars.

That was Flopman who said to unite behind Trump, r220. I also noticed during Seth's opening monologue, Flopman kept her eyes firmly looking down and not laughing at any 'Weinstein-type' jokes. She wants this big movie roles.

Lange has 2 undeserved Oscars to console her. She'll be fine.

babs backstage loading up on left over gift bags.....

And at least one rolling their eyes R257.

I was one of them.

r265 fell asleep and is just now catching up.

Dunkirk didn't "fucking suck," you idiot slob.

These awards are all very political and silly but at least the GGs keep the show moving. I'm so grateful for no insipid production numbers.

Nolan was seriously robbed.

Dunkirk would have worked better as a porno

Barbra had the coveted seat beside Oprah. Even Gayle was seated two down on the other side of James Brolin.

Shitstain is wearing stilts and can't walk in them.

[quote]Giving Best Director to a Mexican or person from other preferred countries is very HFPA-ish. It doesn't indicate anything for the Oscars.

If del Toro wins the Oscar, the last 4 out of 5 best directors will have been Mexican.

Completely agree, R273.

Hemsworth looks like he’s wearing Hugh Hefner’s rope.

r262 it's brilliant, right? And Ben Whishaw is adorable

I love Oprah.

Damn, Streisand with the face full of fillers. WTF?

Chastain fucked up twice.

Ha ha the promos for the Seth Myers Late show have him surrounded by newspapers

They want him to avoid the “no news” approach of Fallon since it was such a failure

Barbra seen backstage smothering Kirk Douglas with a pillow while screaming, "This is for my friend, Natalie."

SHERSHA Ronan

[quote]off the subject, i saw the MOST amazing series on Netflix last nite: London Spy, gay thriller, top notch, spell binding...

Before being on Netflix, London Spy was on BBCAmerica a few years ago. The ending was a letdown.

gags

that hayseed movie LADYBIRD

r295 Chastain sucks in general. She's humourless.

Sheesha won? pls No

Who was the man holding Saoirse's mom via facetime? Need him in my bed STAT!

Piss off, Margot Robbie!

Is Dakota Johnson fully charged?

Laurie Metcalfe was like "wow thanks for not thanking me!"

Hemsworth is so fucking gorgeous.

It’s so funny when you call Kidman “Flopman” since all she does is win.

It’s so funny that you don’t know what “flop” means

It’s nice that Frances McDormand went without any makeup or hair products

Lol, r305!

I love Sheesha but she was a better actor when she was a child

CMBYN!!!!!!

It only just occurred to me that Maggie Smith isn't nominated for anything tonight - so why is she there? All those times she has been nominated, she doesn't show up, and yet when she isn't - she does?

Sorry but I thought Dunkirk was a letdown. It just didn’t convey the immensity of the event - I don’t know, I expected more. It was boring.

Loved seeing Tonya Harding there. She's paid her dues. Enough. No one should be punished forever over skating.

Who is this lady presenting CMBYN? She wasn't in the movie, was she?

Was Oprah wearing a wig?

Who's the guy between Armie and his wife?

[quote]Dunkirk would have worked better as a porno

Harry Styles, Fionn Whitehead, Aneurin Barnard - I like where you're headed with this. Please continue.

This has been a far from boring awards show, for a change.

Pfft. Trash Harding has never shown remorse, never apologized to Kerrigan, never taken accountability. She can crawl back under the rock.

You are wrong on so many levels, r314.

[quote]It just didn’t convey the immensity of the event

Seriously?!?

The Irish girls needs to be deported immediately.

Dunkirk 6/10

The Shape of Water 10/10

Who did Dakota Johnson wink to after presenting CMBYN? Armie Hammer? She was eating him with her eyes at TIFF.

Think it was the director of CMBYN.

Happy for Saoirse. She's certainly more talented most of the crop of younger actresses working today (yes, that means YOU Jennifer Lawrence).

This is SOOOO much better than the Oscars, which are a true snooze fest.

She is Jeremy Paramount come to life, r316.

R316 Dakota was the last movie that Luca directed “A Bigger Splash”

Dakota is a slag!

Oh Maggie Smith wasn't there. The purple dress pic was from the 2016 BAFTAs and was photoshopped

Dakota had said that she loved CMBYN.

Harding has always denied involvement despite evidence linking her to the crime. I hate people like that.

Sheesha, Kristen and Tatiana are my favorites form a new generation

Not a great reception for "Call Me By Your Name." Hollywood is still skeeved about the homosex. It won't win anything.

Agree R314.

It's time to roll out Drunk Liz to announce "Gladiator!"

"What? I'm don't open this yet???"

Also, it’s rumored that Luca has asked Dakota to be Armie’s wife is the CMBYN follow up.

[QUOTE]Who did Dakota Johnson wink to after presenting CMBYN? Armie Hammer? She was eating him with her eyes at TIFF.

Weren't they vaping together in a changing room or something?

R339 lol - yes!

Why?!!!

You got 4 kids, honey boo boo. Call Conor and Isabella! Goodnight!

"keee-ler"

R350 Surely it's just a rumor. She's a truly a lousy actressl

Keeler? Beelboards? Can they subtitle Salma Hayek?

What was Salma Hayek's new last name? I didn't catch that.

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith were beautiful. What happened to Dakota?

Salma Hayek’s acccent is atrociously thick.

Salma Hayek needs to disappear already.

They may have killed the Time's Up thing... don't hurt your cause by overdoing it, ladies!

Except, r335, for MOONLIGHT.

How are people still posting in the Part II thread?

R313. She just came for dinner and a bottle of "molly" Also, trolling against Mirrin and Maclaine for any dying women roles.

The clip of McDormand in the car yelling at the broadcaster is A+. That has to be her Oscar clip.

I won't be having any of it!

Frances McDormand looks so pissed off.

Dakota is in Luca Gagadino's next movie. She is her muse after the vapid Armie. He has a thing for lame actors. Fuck him

r346 needs to put down the sizzurp.

Selma Hayek Peen-no!

R322 - I don’t think so. There were more than 50 boats at the real event and the feeling in that scene was “really? That’s all?” It should have invoked a feeling of amazement. I

Congratulations to winner of Best Director - Motion Picture, @RealGDT for @shapeofwater! #GoldenGlobes

Suck it, iTonya.

Faye and Warren are announcing Best Picture. Gird your loins!

Reminder: The first announced winner may not be the actual winner.

fuck that little homewrecker Greta Gerwig

I’ve always heard Greta Gerwig is a cunt.

Am i nuts?

Ladybird was a bore!!

[quote]Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith were beautiful. What happened to Dakota?

God is that where she came from? I was wondering why we've been forced to see her on big screens.

Wow, thought I Tonya was going to win.

I meant R340. Mea culpa!

yay

timothee got onstage with lady bird!!!

my baby.

[quote]Barbra is moving the entire audience to the right side of the ballroom to accommodate her good side when she presents Best Picture.

That's hilarious. I wonder if the camera people have SPECIFIC instructions on how to shoot old Filler Face when she takes the stage.

R366 Your reign as indie darling is OVER, bitch! Has been for a loooooong time.

The Disaster Artist was better

Dakota looks like Don Johnson in a wig and a dress. Favors him totally.

Is Greta Gerwig the new Diablo Cody?

I remember when Salma Hayek was a serious contender for the SELENA movie way back when. I had been a Selena fan prior to her death, so I knew a lot about her when she died and became a big story. Anyway, I was like, "Why? Her accent is so thick!" Selena never had a Spanish accent. She was born and raised in Texas and had a bit of a twang. But she didn't sound like a Mexican immigrant.

Whose home did Greta wreck?

Ashley Judd got some major Puffy Face goin' on this evening.

Shalomey and Sally plsssssss

Timotay!!

Dakota Johnson gets to be an ACTRESS! You know how many people dream of being that? The least she could do is show some enthusiasm.

Gerwig is supposedly nice. It’s her partner Noah Baumbach who has the rep for being a dick. Tho supposedly Greta and Noah hooked up when he was still married to Jennifer Jason Leigh and they had a one year old.

That was Jennifer Lopez in Selena. Hayek did the pic about Frida Khalo.

Jennifer Lopez was in SELENA.

Why do they worry about it so much if these things go over, televised sporting events do it all the time.

[quote]timothee got onstage with lady bird!!!

That kid is ridiculously goodlooking, life isn’t fair!

Hayek cant do accents

Bets on whether La Babs makes some crack about how she's glad women are FINALLY getting recognition, reminding us all of her brilliant directing career, snubbed by the awards powers-that-be.

[quote]Whose home did Greta wreck?

Don't listen to Jennifer. She's been bitter since the start.

R378 even though you are very drunk, I am still embarrassed for you

And Frida had a Mexican accent because she was Mexican so there you go.

Yeah, Noah Baumbach's the douche.

if Salmonella hadn't married mr Louis Vuitton she would be making B movies......

No openly gay man has ever won the Oscar; I wonder if that is prejudice or chance

“How clever, how clever

McKellen then said of Tom Hanks, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Sean Penn winning best actor Oscars for playing gay men. “What about giving me one for playing a straight man?” he asked.

Why is Hayek's accent getting stronger??

I think CMBYN is kind of creepy looking. Hammer looks waaaaay older and it's kind of disturbing.

Did Dakota Johnson flinch when she was announced as the star of Fifty Shades Freed?! Ha.

If they can't reward black, they'll go for Hispanic to try to get diversity points. Hence, all the Mexican directors winning.

R378 is supremely misinformed for a self-confessed Selena fan.

How did R346 quote R350? Im'a scared.

I am also not into making Tonya Harding into some kind of hero. Geez. Allison Janney was her usual coked out self

Dakota Johnson is depressed because the only reason she has a career is because of her parents and her willingness to show her puss in those awful GRAY movies.

I don’t blame her.

Barbra actually won the GG for Best Director for Yentl, so she can't say anything.

I worked on the crew of the remake of Arthur. Greta Gerwig was a cunt on that set.

wow.

get out has been shut out

am i wrong

Ugh Susan Sarandon. Fuck her

[quote]How did R346 quote R350? Im'a scared.

WE'RE ALL WRINKLES IN TIME!!!!!!!!!

I didn't say Selma Hayek ended up playing Selena. I said she was a serious contender, as in her name was in contention because she happened to be one of the few prominent Latinas in Hollywood at the time. She was more known than J.Lo in 1995. I know J.LO ended up playing the part, but I was talking about my initial reaction when reading about the possibility of Salma in the Selena biopic.

Salma's accent was the only bad thing about Tale of Tales

[quote]Why is Hayek's accent getting stronger??

I wondered about that and also her skin looked really dark.

Geena Davis looks sort of like Geena Davis.

[quote]That kid is ridiculously goodlooking, life isn’t fair!

You're fucking retarded.

Susan Sarandon loves standing up for women! (Unless their name is Hillary)

Details r404?

Geena looks great!

oh Mary, Geena Davis is a giant

Susan Sarandon is awful.

omg - DDL!!!

Sarandon, comedy is not your bag

Yes, no openly gay man has ever won an Oscar!!

—Sam Smith

Susan looks amazing

[quote]It’s nice that Frances McDormand went without any makeup or hair products.

Yeah, really attractive. Someone needs to tell Frances, her non-look is actually a style, she's not fooling anyone. She does it for the attention.

Honestly, put a little mascara and lipstick on. Most people, men and women, do some sort of grooming!

Tommy Wiseau is trending

Kill 'em bitches

Greta Gerwig is bi. She had numerous affairs with women in college and Kate McKinnon attended the same school and was pals with Greta. Something probably went down with those two.

Someone should change her Wikipedia page is she was born in Texas.

Hayek was born Salma Hayek Jiménez in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico

R402. I remember the days when showinf your pussy in NUDIES was grounds for banishment from Hollywood.

[quote]Is Greta Gerwig the new Diablo Cody?

yes

Fuck Oldman.

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY - GOOOOOO GARY!!!!!!!

Timmy was robbed. But again, so many were robbed tonight.

Sarandon is recognizable, Davis looks pulled to oblivion

Wife beater Gary Oldman takes the stage.

Denzel looks bored.

Love Oprah - she will be the antidote to the racism, incompetence, all round stupidity of the illiterate asshole in the WH. And ALLISON JANEY WON!! She said it - “its about classism, it about media, its about not being accepted for how you are!”

She left out the lifelong impact of child abuse and domestic violence. I dont know how she overlooked that, but this is so obvious I dont think she will have to mention it. Goes hand in hand with sexual abuse/assault.

[quote]I wondered about that and also her skin looked really dark.

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe she's Mexican.

R339

[quote]Denzel looks bored.

Again. That's just his face.

Fuck You woman beater Gary Oldman

faint

that old fuk Oldman won

award shoulda gone to the makeup man not the old blow hard.

The British publications horse-traded to get Oldman Best Actor.

Oldman's work was Oscar bait personified.

Why is Denzel such an asshole?

Somebody take r346's bucket of sizzurp away stat!

Gary! A stone cold classic. Like fine wine.

OK, Oldman just pronounced Churchill’s wife’s name as “Clementyne” and in the film it’s pronounced “Clementeen.” I’m confused now.

Gary Oldman was horrible in Darkest Hour

I'd rather Franco win the SAG/Oscar than Oldman.

[quote]Timmy was robbed.

Your precious bruised peach came in fifth in the voting tally.

FIFTH.

This sucks!

we love upsets.

huge bummer Tim o Tay didn't win....

Maybe Timmy can find a nearby camera and stare into it for 5 minutes crying so life can imitate art?

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Gary

[quote] Greta Gerwig was a cunt on that set

details! what happened?

[quote]Why is Denzel such an asshole?

Okay, but it's just his face tho.

Does Oldman have that Michael J Fox shit?

Who is sitting next to Timmy? Is it his sister? She looks just like him.

Oldman looks haggard

Gary Oldman just beat his ex-wife Lesley Manville's "Phantom Thread" co-star.

R426 OMG, do people on Dl lack reading comprehension skills? First, I'm accused of saying that Selma Hayek was in the SELENA movie, even though I clearly said no such thing, and now this? I said Selena was born and raised in Texas, not Salma. That's why Selena didn't have a Spanish accent when she spoke, unlike Salma.

In that severe suit and hairstyle, Sarandon looks more like Bette Davis than she ever did in FEUD.

[quote]details! what happened?

She kept playing her Arcade Fire music video during breaks. It's like we get it, you're a free spirit who can't dance, but like [italic]every[/italic] break?

Three threads about the Golden Globes and not one mention of Pia Zadora!

Congrats, elders! Does this mean that you’ve finally come to grips with Pia’s win?

Did people really think Chalamet would win...?

Getting nominated is winning for him. He is freakin 22 and a year ago no one knew who he was.

Congrats to woman beating antisemite Gary Oldman. You and Last year’s shit stain Affleck will have loads in common.

Oldman, he's such a pompous airbag. His latest wife looks like his mother, what is she, his 4th or 5th wife?

Why do these people bother getting married, just live with someone!

R449 Are the voting tallies for GGs released?

Denzel has been an asshole for a good long while now. I’ll never forget how bitter and arrogant his 60 Minutes profile many years ago. He’s probably had all the females in his family fawning over how pretty he was growing up which sets him up to get all pissy when he feels he’s not getting the proper attention.

Denzel knows that he's only there for diversity. He knows that he didn't stand a chance. He's a token nominee like Octavia Spencer.

This just goes to show, whoever gains/loses the most weight or sits in the makeup chair the longest will win, doesn't matter if the film or the acting is any good. Christian Bale will win next year for gaining 100 pounds to play Dick Cheney, mark my words.

"Moonlight" won because it avoided any real homosex. There's a suggested handjob and it ends with a fairly chaste bro-cuddle where they're barely touching.

R460 Looks, it's clear you know nothing about Selena, Selma, Texas, or Veracruz, so you should stop digging yourself out of that immensely deep hole, my boy!

Didn’t Babs win a GG for her role as Roz Focker?

R464, you got that right.

Also good job HFPA for rewarding dudes who have spent years reading you for filth. Clearly you enjoy the taste of shit.

[QUOTE]Three threads about the Golden Globes and not one mention of Pia Zadora!

She was mentioned in the first thread when someone noted Jessica Biel was nominated

yummy!

I remember 1986 when Gary Oldman and Daniel Day Lewis were the IT young English actors. I don't think many would have thought DDT would have 3 Oscars and Oldman would just nab one nomination in thirty years. Back in the 80's, you wouldn't have thought there was that big of a quality gap between the two. Pleasant irony Oldman wins tonight with DDT as a rival nominee.

Closeted cunt and a known domestic abuser Oldman

Denzel always has bitch face when he has to show up to something and he know's he isn't going to win. Plus he had to sit through a clip from that icky gay movie. Denzel does NOT approve of the homo sex!

Sarandon tried to announce the winner without even naming Denzel as a nominee.

Looked like things were pretty uncomfortable between Sarandon and Davis.

Why does the Avademy love to award assholes?

R463 I've seen her mentioned several times. Especially early on after James Franco won, even though I personally think he deserved it.

r460 yes you will find that many here at DL have sketchy reading comprehension skills.

R461 I was thinking the same thing!

[quote]Did people really think Chalamet would win...?

The pedos did.

The only reason I'm glad Timmyotay didn't win is because now Armie will still be his buddy.

I think Get Out was only nominated for two Globes. The Post has also not won anything except free publicity

I was hoping Timothée would win. Gary Oldman? So tired

I am sure Babs has left the building!

Do you think Gaga shoved Kirk Douglas backstage?

Love Oldman and look forward to him winning at Oscars, but hope he'll maybe thank all of his wives and not just his 5th one.

Agree that TC never had a chance. But I wouldn't mind if he had won.

I wish cunt Sarandon had been booed

sexy!!!!

God, I hope Oldman doesn't win the Oscar! Winston Churchill has been done and awarded to death. It's cliched.

Tried to watch that Phantom Thread movie this afternoon on a screener and gave up after about 30 minutes. So ponderous and pretentious.

Tim-o-Tay & Armie. Two losers! LOL

R13 Halle Berry is dating someone named(I kid you not) Alex Da Kid. He looks bi-racial.

Hayek is from Selma, Alabama

Including the one he beat up R490 ?

Day-Lewis and Tim O Tay were better

Like Jolie is in Huppert's league. She isn't fit to shine her shoes.

I love Fran McDormand

and

I love Isabelle Huppert.

Both great actors with "I don't give a fuck attitude".

They will have very tender sex tonight R496

[quote]Getting nominated is winning for him.

Why isn’t just “getting nominated” winning for Oldman?

Does Alex Da Kid know Ned Rock N Roll?

[quote]Tried to watch that Phantom Thread movie this afternoon on a screener and gave up after about 30 minutes. So ponderous and pretentious.

It's hilarious! You think it's pretentious, but you're being tricked by the costumes and cinematography and music. Don't be fooled. It's a romcom.

Lol the Golden Globes is a great opportunity to show the new HR Block commercial starring former TV Star Jon Hamm

The screams for Fran. I loved her reaction.

who's the gay with sally?

Angelina looks gorgeous.

Frances! YES!!!

Wouldn't hurt the bitch to crack a smile.

Is Fran trans?

Fuck you Frances

Frances understands that creators bend to her will. It's been fascinating watching her pick up various awards over the past few years.

Angie looks spectacular

Did Frances McDormand forget her meds tonight? That was nice saying she didn't know who the HFPA is after they gave her an award, lol.

It's nice that Amish lady won.

The men just want this night to be over.

lol at Chastain pretending to be happy for McDormand.

Lithgow's Churchill was better than Oldman's and Lithgow isn't even British.

Her first ever win at GG!

Frances will rob another Oscar this year

navy hmmmmmmmmmm

Frances is so kooky I love her.

Are Frances and Tilda Swinton sisters?

Omg, she cussed.

I’m so bummed Sally didn’t win. She made me sob when she talked about the sea creature not knowing she was mute.

Love Frances Mcd

Is Frances cancerous? That's a chemo haircut.

Shitstain knows that she's not a winner. She's lucky to be a nominee occasionally, she'll never win.

Didn’t she already win for Fargo?

I do like her but Sally deserved to win

I love how she went the wrong way.

R397 - The exaggeration of her natural accent commenced upon my growing popularity.

Barbra!!!

GO BABS!!!!!!!’

Remember when Frances picked up her Tony in this outfit? She's the realest motherfucker out there.

Who keeps bleeping Fran?!?

Is Barbra drunk?

Now Babs is smiling.

Streisand should be radio only now.

Zing Babs!

McDormand seems like someone I wouldn't like in real life.

The women should have dressed like Frances.

Very happy for Frances.

Frances is a professional thief

I just saw Ann Dowd sitting in the audience.

[quote]Is Barbra drunk?

Darling... everyone in this room is.

Babs looks like Janice from the Muppets

Frances McDormand just secured her Oscar win.

[quote]who's the gay with sally?

That's her aquaman co-star, Doug Jones. He's been in several del Toro films.

Yikes Babs’ face is making me uncomfortable

[quote]I just saw Ann Dowd sitting in the audience.

She gave Elisabeth a hug when she won. I was surprised they didn't cut to her when her own name was announced.

R544 how do you mean?

Three Billboards? I’m skipping the Oscars.

Ha, someone thought Martin McDonough was Sting!

Angelina Ho

Three Billboards is overrated.

I was a big fan of "In Bruges" and expected to love it, but I did not.

Frances reminds me a mentally challenged woman on the bus

Ann Dowd didn't seem to care much for Babs.

Babs: “Someone backstage mentioned....”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ann Dowd is an award stealer.

Love Frances and her really do not give a fuck attitude. She’s a great actress, too.

That's it CMBYN going home empty-handed

Babs is bordering JocelynWildestein territory

Babs is veering into Wildenstein territory

Frances is straight JUICED!

Let's see who gets to speak longer this evening: Oprah or Babs.

"I'm not going to sing."

No one even asked...

Three Billboards will win SAG Ensemble and then Best Pic.

Wow, that was last on my list of the movies nominated.

Call Me By Your Name won nothing.

Saw both TSoW and Hillboards and Sally should have got the award. Frances was just being cantankerous as usual. Sally was amazing.

Sorry, homos. You won Best Picture last year. You don’t get two wins in a row.

—Hollywood

[quote]Three Billboards? I’m skipping the Oscars.

Oooh noooo!!! Whatever will we do???

Michelle Pfieffer looks lonely

Three Billboards? I’m skipping the Oscars.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is not even a drama film

The world still hates gays.

[quote]That's it CMBYN going home empty-handed

That was expected. What was it going to win?

It should win adapted screenplay at the oscars, that was the only oscar anyone sane thought it would take home.

[quote]Babs: “Someone backstage mentioned....”

Yes, she just happened to hear it...

Lots of advocacy for women in more roles, more pay, etc. It's being better received than when there was advocacy for more inclusion of People of Color.

I don’t think anyone saw the Billboard movie.

I hated Three Billboards - Frances was fine but the movie is a mess

Does anyone else hate the title of Three Billboards? It’s pretentious as fuck.

Who's hosting the Oscars?

Oh please, just because you all have been obsessing and fapping over CMBYN all year doesn’t mean it should win.

After show on E network

without all the filters, photoshop and lightning, Jolie looks lost.

When did Richard Carpenter get a British accent and start producing movies?

[quote]I don’t think anyone saw the Billboard movie.

It has made over 25 mil at the domestic box office so far, that is a lot for a little indie like this.

[quote]Love Oldman and look forward to him winning at Oscars, but hope he'll maybe thank all of his wives and not just his 5th one.

Nah, I'm good...

Sam Rockwell is amazing in Billboards. Frances is her usual. The movie itself is a bit pretentious.

Did Frances have a stroke? I hope she recovers.

Where's part IV? Want to avoid what happened in the last thread.

I'm still holding out for a nom and possible win for Michael Stuhlbarg. He was in three great movies this year.

I’m guessing “Lady Bird” is winning BP. I won’t bother to watch the Academy Awards.

Cmbyn will win the best makeup Oscar, for getting rid of Armie's neck beard.

Barbra was gracious and lovely.

Oh my god that’s funny about Streisand acting like some random person was able to approach her and whisper that she was the last female director to win.

Streisand is so ugly

Need Thread part 4!!!!!

Signing off time for bed. Isn't Timberlake suppose to present something? Glad I'll miss that buffoon.

Love Frances. She has no fucks to give.

Are we calling it good with three threads? I'm okay with it, just checking so i don't have to watch a thread so i can read it on the toilet tomorrow.

Babs and Francis look fantastic - stop being assholes and picking on them because they’re women. I’m not hearing constant shade about GDT looking like a fat slob. It’s sexist pressure like this that makes women fuck with their faces.

Who is this "Sheesha" do you mean Saoirse?

"A new day is on the horizon... Sure after I made a fortune"

It just hit me. Where is Rose?

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

exactly--R609

[quote]Not mansplaining... you see mansplaining is when...

R352, you are my everything.

Followed by close-second, R111.