Team Gio & Tommy: Divine Disney Princes wishing you a Bubbly 2018 Part 19!

Previous thread Part 18:

Hi ya!

From Paris avec l’amour!

Thank you, OP—I was just wondering where our Disney princes had gone to! Glad I'm not ringing in the New Year without them (and the cameo from Dr. High Hair is the icing on the cake!).

I guess they didn't register for champagne flutes for their wedding.

What in the bloody fuck is is a lifestyle expert?

Final day of 2017. Make it count!

R6: your answer here!

Any bets on when in 2018 Tommy and Gio will split?

Their love is eternal

R8 — I thought from the way Tommi's holding that stuff and from the expression on his face, that he'd just picked up a pile of dog shit from the floor.

R9 shut up

GOMMY sounds like a disease

@GioBenitez and @tommydidario are the cutest couple of 2017 hands down. I'm definitely going to the gym to get a body like theirs for my baes and I. #Goals #LoveWins #Abs #Bawdy #RelationshipGoals #Sexy #CutestCoupleOf2017 #2017 #GayLove #LGBT #FineAssMen #Love

R14 Can you make a poll of the most popular gay couples of DL?

R15 — It sure as hell won't include those two jackasses.

Envy us! Our lives are perfect!!

Mentor boozing it up in Telluride.

I wonder who the Mentor is spending his New Year's Eve with.

Our boys rang in 2018 at Epcot. 2018 promises to be a magical, plant-based year for them.

They will divorce in 2018. Tommy’s already on Grindr scoping out his next victim.

With all these gluten free recipes, I am anxiously awaiting the breaking story on their struggles with Celiac disease. What? They don't have the disease and are just going gluten free as a fad and continued lack of understanding of nutrition? Quelle horreur!

I look at the OP picture and I see that Tommy has a body that will pack on the pounds in a few years. He will be fat fat fat. Sorry, Tommy, it’s genetic. Give up hope, it’s for the best.

Between the vacations, the endless IG posts, and Tommy's 10,000 careers, when do these boys find time to fuck?

They fuck on a spiritual plane, r24! Heathens can't experience it. #higherplane #plantbased #glutenfree #ascending

Imagine when they get kids!

Serious question: have they ever exchanged bodily fluids? Certainly, they're objectively good looking, but they have the sex appeal of a rusty nail. Absolutely no sexual heat. I can't imagine them even having sex or being intimate in any way.

Yeah it's probably like two plastic bags rubbing against each other in the snow.

Tommy has a nice eye color but man the rest of his features sure are ugly he's like a male Lisa Rinna!

These two are just one example of the millions of self-absorbed, narcissistic, shallow people we are inundated with today. Insufferable.

Hmm..

No trip is complete without a GQ camouflage tote bag.

That photo is not even well-staged. It's so obvious.

When I think of all the horrible things that will happen in 2018, things that Tommy and Gio must so bravely face (wars, famines, climate change, terrorist violence, meat-based diets, gluten, kitchen appliances that could kill us), I get totally verklempt!

Did GQ comp their magical weekend at Epcot in return for that shot of Tommy holding the tote bag? Is there a book report forthcoming?

I assumed the tote bag was just holding swimsuits, tanning lotion, protein shakes, and a framed photograph of himself.

I wonder if Gio got Tommmy pregnant this weekend. It's only fitting that they conceive their love child at Disney.

I predict that 2018 will be a great year for Tommy and Gio. This could finally be the year when Gio is promoted to an anchor position at ABC News and Tommy finishes his screenplay. Tommy's success at the Rachael Ray show and his cameo in the Hallmark movie will bring a flurry of TV and movie offers. Tommy and Gio will be so busy in 2018 that they will have almost no time for vacations or social media posts.

r38, are you Tommy's stalker?

Gorgeous men. But they look so similar to each other.

R37 Yay! Time for a Gommy baby ❤❤

R40 I'm honestly so sick of this. Like every gay couple has this troll who says they look exactly like twins even though they are nowhere near being a "look alike".

There is NO doubt that Rachael Ray will be rebranded The Tommy Diarrhea Show!!!!! #TommyDiDiarrhea

Have any of you NY gym sluts ever seen Tommy naked in the locker room. Curious about his endowment. Ya know he likes to show off. Certainly one of you sluts must've seen the goods. Spill!

This is how you vacay in Style honey!

and because you uploaded it to imgur, we have no idea who they are, r45.

Is that that queen Michael Lucas at r45?

That’s Hot Doc Dr James!

^Hot? I guess our taste levels differ. I would've give him a second look if I passed him on the street.

They are so beautiful and live full happy life! If only they could share more of it to us!

When I get jealous of these two and their lavish life style, I envision them sitting on the can with explosive diarrhea and all is well with the world.

They do shit, don't they?

R51 NO WAY. It is a well-known fact that popular instagrammers are immune to shitting.

Instagram grants them immunity from shitting when they reach over 75k followers.

They don't look anything alike. They just probably go to the same dentist.

They actually look like a couple at R20

Oh, they shit, all right. Never go into their bathroom after the Abuela has done one of her high-volume enema series on Tommi. Pee-yu! All that gluten-free shit (literally) doesn't exactly smell like a sprig bouquet once it's been through Tommi's bowels.

Why don’t they notch it up and do a gay porn scene? That would be so hot!

Ewww. Who wants to see those two sycophants nekkid? No thank you! I'd be too busy counting Tommi's moles to pay attention to whatever those two dolts were doing.

[quote] Why don’t they notch it up and do a gay porn scene? That would be so hot!

Tommy and Gio may be the only two men who are gay, attractive, and an actual couple, yet would make a porn scene seem boring and totally lacking in heat or excitement.

Where the hell is Tommmy's book report on their trip to Disney? I'm anxiously awaiting this. The expectation of coming home and reading his report was literally the only thing that got me thru this dreary day. And nothing! Thanks a lot, Tommmy!

Excuse me, Tommy is busy preparing for his starring role in the Rachael Ray Programme. Priorities!

Set your DVRs, bitches! Tomorrow's the big day when Tommy will be on the Rachael Ray show! It's going to be amazing! Everyone will be talking about it.

[quote] Tomorrow is the day! Catch me on the @RachaelRayShow as her newest Lifestyle Expert! 🙌🏻

Tommy is probably one of the worst models ive ever seen, every shot it looks like hes staring off into space. Also all of his poses are stiff and contrived, if he were a real model he would never get booked.

I’d love to see these two try to function on The Amazing Race.

Insanely proud of @tommydidario. I may be in Virginia covering the snowstorm, but you can bet I’ll be watching his @RachaelRayShow debut tomorrow (Thursday). Hope you will watch too! Set those DVRs! Watch the promo in my Insta Story.

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Gio has the horse teeth.

The good doctor in Paris.

R67 Who is he?

R68 meet R48

R69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still don't get it. How are they important to our beloved Gommy?

Has Rachael’s Show been renamed The Tommi Show yet?

[quote] I still don't get it. How are they important to our beloved Gommy?

Friends and acquaintances of Gio and Tommy, such as Dr. James are sometimes posted here.

These two are such accomplished losers.I worked at ABC, Gio is a joke to all in the newsroom - we called him mandible man cause his mouth is so huge. And, does that Tommy guy really believe he's attractive? he's so basic and his clothing choices are pedestrian.. Also, that dr guy needs to reel it in - would never go to a doctor who needs so much affirmation. Someone needs to be honest with him and let him know he's embarrassing himself

R73 Do they bully Gio? Disgusting! He is a lovely man loving another lovely man.

I am OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!! Tommy is not even mentioned on the description listing for today’s Rachael show!!!!!! WTF. But they do list Rach’s co-host Bob Harper, an even bigger flamer than Tommy. Just like Gio, Tommy gets no respect!!!!!!! It’s an outrage! Do they know how important and influential Tommy is?????

Oh my. I hope that the set doesn't have any stairs, or I fear that Bob is going to be Nomi Maloned by fame-hungry Tommi

I'll be watching Tommmy today, but am going to keep a fire extinguisher handy in case my TV bursts into flames.

Do they have a child already??

👶👶👶👶

Children are so very decorative, don't you think?

Gio looks so butch with that Army tee shirt? Was he in the military?

Poor Tommy. He finally gets his big break on national tv and he wasn’t even the A List Gay on the show. He was second fiddle to a biggest loser. No respect. He’s still a D List gay.

And it will probably be pre-empted or shoved to 2am in NYC for snow coverage. Poor thing!

R82 Gio butch? Right.

This couple sinks to new depths of narcissism. As a reporter, Gio Benitez could use Instagram as a platform to shed light on numerous issues that the world must deal with (ever-widening income inequality, a seemingly endless "war on terrorism," the refugee crisis in America and Europe). Instead, he and his spouse use for self-promotion. They are no better than the spouse of the Treasury Secretary. it is as if they thumb their noses at us peons, who can only press our noses against the window into their fabulous lives.

There's a definite correlation between posting nothing but pictures of yourself on Instagram and the reason there is a narcissist in the White House.

Poor Tommi got prempted in NYC. He’s heartbroken. Don’t they know how BIG Tommi is in the fashion expert industry? WABC ought to be ashamed that they prempted our beloved Tommi.

Little Tommilina doesn't even appear in any of the clips on Rachel Ray's website. Nor is he mentioned in the show synopsis. What was he supposed to be there to do besides add a pop of color?

[quote]Your best self in 2018? We've got 18 weight-loss tips to help you start the year off strong! First, "Biggest Loser”’s Bob Harper says he’s putting carbs back on your plate — and he's got a healthy stir-fry for you to try at home! Plus, we're making over one of New York's bravest — a firefighter who has lost 111 pounds! And last but not least, Rach is cooking up a fun twist on the classic spaghetti dinner — Roasted Beet Spaghetti Cooked in Red Wine.

Tommy’s segment was awkward for sure. He of course used the ‘pop’ word. No originality. And he talked too much about men’s zippers and crotch. And it was super strange to confess that on an airplane, he watched 27 men go into the bathroom and he looked at all of their pants. Strange strange strange. This segment did nothing for him. It was just.......odd.

[quote]Gio looks so butch with that Army tee shirt? Was he in the military?

No, but much of the military has been in him.

are those threads sponsored?

Tommy actually "liked" and responded to this tweet. You can't make this shit up.

[quote] This is must-see TV, to see Tommy D do an evolutionary progression to the next phase of his media master career. Way to go Tommy!

His response:

[quote] Very kind of you! Thank you so much

Good f-ing lord! Tommy believes this shit. He thinks that he is getting his own show. Gurl is certifiable.

How can I take Gio seriously as a journalist now?

Did Oprah tweet her congratulations yet??? That will be the key to Tommi’s future. Oprah discovered Drs Phil and Oz and Rachael, so you know that she was at home watching and has already made phone calls about Tommi getting his own show.

He did okay. Yea the gesturing to his crotch was awkward, but he did alright. The fireman to whom he gave the makeover looked good. Did the fireman' s clothes look like something Tommy would wear? Yes, but he still looked good.

Tommy has been mentioned on the DL for a couple years, and it's neat to see how far he's come. From Instagram model to having his own segment on a nationally syndicated tv show. Good for him.

NOW, r93?

TomGio's total lack of irony is their superpower.

R95 Tommy was embarassing! How far he’s come??? lol Please. He’s as laughed at now as he was back then. He hasn’t made any progress as far as being taken seriously.

[quote] Tommy has been mentioned on the DL for a couple years, and it's neat to see how far he's come.

You could measure that distance in centimeters.

ABC sent Gio to cover the snow while George, Robin, DTM, et al, are warm and safe in the studio. Very telling. Very telling indeed.

Gio’s concerned voice is sooooooo phoney.

Here's a clip of Tommy on the show today. Ray introduces him as "this handsome fellow".

I suppose that's better than calling him a THOT, but not by much

R91, I can't tell if that comment is serious or a parody making fun of them. He follows up with how much he believes in Tommy and Gio. It doesn't look like a comedy account though.

LOL I actually forgot all about these two. Probably haven't thought about them since Thanksgiving, which means either Tommy is slipping or DL is.

MUST Tommi wear those ridiculously tight clothes, even on TV? Someone ought to pass the word to him that it's no longer 1964.

Tommmy likes showing off his well-developed muscles. Gio must achieve glass-shattering orgasms from just touching Tommmy's many muscles. I know I would.

I’m surprised the ex-firefighter didn’t have some skin showing since Tommy was dressing him.

Good lord, Tommi came off as so stiff and uncomfortable. Relax, dear. Ditch those ridiculously tight pants and for gods sake lose those ugly sponsored boots you wear constantly. They do not go with everything.

@tommydidario was always ahead of his time with fashion, now you can catch him as @rachaelrayshow 's lifestyle expert! Beyond proud!!

Lol at "an evolutionary progression to the next phase of his media master career." Either a paid shill account, or this guy REALLY wants to fuck Tommy and just took two Viagra.

His appearance on Rachael Ray was a disaster. Embarassing.

It appears that Tommy was quite impressed by his Rachael Ray appearance and grateful for the support of his enormous fan base. And for those of you in New York who missed the segment because of the coverage of the snowstorm, Tommy knows you're dying to see it, so he promises to post a link in the next day or so. (Apparently, Tommy is unaware that the Rachael Ray Show has already posted the segment on YouTube.)

[quote] tommydidario While I wish today’s snowflakes were just jumbo-sized decorations like this one, I’m grateful for all the love & support from you guys. To all my NY-area friends: I should have the link to the segment in the next day or so. To everyone else across the country who watched: thank you for tuning in! I’m ready for you, 2018. ❤️

R113 Now I can re-live it again and again! Thank you!

He is gonna ruin Gio’s credibility and eventually his career.

He’s like a gay male version of Hilaria Baldwin.

So, ABC sent Gio, who is based in New York, to cover the snowstorm in Virginia.

Meanwhile, ABC sent Victor Oquendo, who is based in Miami, to cover the snowstorm in New Jersey.

And it was Victor who had a segment, albeit a brief segment, on World News Tonight about the storm. No Gio on that program.

Graham Beck South African bubbly isn't champagne and why is he using an aperitif wine glass? What sort. of hotel would serve up this silliness?

ABC was probably embarrassed that Gio’s hubby was on Rach talking about mens crotch areas and watching 27 men go in and out of the bathroom. The irony is that Tommy’s pants don’t seem to fit well and he talks aboyt how all 27 men that he studied have ill fitting pants. What a fool. Get out Gio while you still can!

Tommy’s ego is off the charts.

^and so is your seething jealousy.

R78 I like Tommy's look there.

[quote] And he talked too much about men’s zippers and crotch. And it was super strange to confess that on an airplane, he watched 27 men go into the bathroom and he looked at all of their pants.

Those 27 men may have had ill-fitting pants, but at least they had the good sense not to wear tanktops on the plane.

Someone on Twitter told Tommy he should have his own TV show.

Tommy's reply:

[quote] You never know! 🤗

R123 I'd love for Tommy and Gio to have a show together! Gommy-rning America

I do not know who they are despite endless threads on DL. However, the guy at R123 has beautiful eyes and luscious huge mouth made for sex.

Has it been announced yet that Tommy has his own show? Lifestyle EXPERT!

Gio's arm flailing has gotten worse.

[quote]Someone on Twitter told Tommy he should have his own TV show. Tommy's reply: You never know! 🤗

Loved Hillary Clinton's reply after that.

Yeah it would be called, skanks of #grindr

Tommy is not on grindr. He's only on IG, where he and Gio met.

[quote]Tommy is not on grindr.

You never know! 🤗

I think it's sweet that they met on IG. I think Gio was getting ready to set out to cover a dangerous story, and Tommy wished him good luck, and the rest is history. It's refreshing in this day and age for two gay guys to meet on a non-hookup site.

Just noticed this pic on DTM's Instagram. Who's the guy with him on the ski lift?

NM, it's Ripa's husband. They all were in Telluride for NYE.

R125 Thats why Gio loves him so much

R132, I think that is Sandra Diaz-Twine.

Here it is: the full segment from the Rachael Ray show, including Tommy's comments about staring at the pants of every man who used the airplane restroom. Tommy was amazing!

Freaky shit. Tommy watching every man go into a bathroom. Very telling indeed.

Not even subzero temperatures can tame Gio's flailing arms!!! That is dedication, boys and girls.

R136 Tommy is amazing, an icon really. Gio is one lucky guy.

OBVIOUSLY. Tommy is a legend and every gay guy in existence who doesnt adore our precious Tommy will have their gay card confiscated!!

Also clearly one of the SEVEN GAYLY SINS:

Its Tomophobia, described as anyone who practices constant hate for the lovely DiDario.

Tommy's mission in life is to get ALL men to wear clothing that is too small.

Has a start date for Tommy’s new show been announced yet?

There is currently a bidding war among select networks about who will have the privilege to broadcast the sure mega-hit "Get Tight with Tommi!"

Meanwhile, Bestie is in Paris. Do they show Rachel Ray over there?

Fitted clothing looks great on someone like Tommy who has a rockin body. Most American guys cannot pull off that look. They'd rather wear sweats or over-sized clothing.

There's a huge difference between fitted and well-tailored, and ridiculously tight. Tommy never looks good because he never looks comfortable. As a style expert, he should know that you can't look good unless you are comfortable.

I'm sure that by May, they will change the show's name to "Tommy!" and Rachael will be a guest contributor.

Will there be a place for Bob?

[quote] tommydidario Beanie & boots. My 2 new best friends this week. 😜

She looks like so much NY street trash in that pic.

So pretentious.

Is his jacket too tight to zip? And his patented right foot lifted pose is just too fucking hilarious.

Shop this winter wool skinny tie from our @TommyDiDario collection: #DavidFinTies

Those pants are so tight I'll bet he can't even fart in them.

More people asking for Tommy to get his own show!

[quote]You were fantastic on @RachaelRayShow Tommy. Great job with Bob's makeover. He looked fabulous. When you said he deserves to feel good, I couldn't agree with you more. You have a gift. You're so talented in helping ppI feel their best. I hope to see you on your own show one day.

lmfao.

Tommy is telling guys how tight their clothing should be? While I agree a lot of (mostly) straight guys wear clothing that is too loose, Tommy's is way too tight. He looks like he struggles to get into the clothing we see in most of his pics. I would never take style advice from him.

That anecdote about staring at the pants of 27 guys on the plane who went to the bathroom was creepy.

Gio has made his wife very happy though as he kickstarted her career. Tommy should put out whenever Gio wants some.

I'm actually a little surprised that Tommy went to Rachel Ray instead of GMA to hawk his advice.

Is there any truth to the rumor that Gio's inability to land Tommy a spot on GMA has caused a lot of stress in their relationship?

Tommy should've replaced Matt Lauer on the Today Show, not Hoda.

Tommy turned down LIve with Kelly, and they had to go with backup Ryan Seacrest.

Nonsense, R159. Tommy is too gracious to steal Gio's spotlight by accepting a role as GMA host let along star on any program on ABC.

I have no idea if Gio has ever pushed to have Tommy appear as an expert on GMA. However, I'm certain ABC top brass know exactly what Tommy is about and have issued an edict that Tommy is not to appear on GMA as any kind of expert.

GMA's loss then

I like Tommy, but I think his clothes are way too small as well. Though I guess he's trying to achieve a human doll kind of look.

[quote]However, I'm certain ABC top brass know exactly what Tommy is about and have issued an edict that Tommy is not to appear on GMA as any kind of expert.

Then how come the producers of The Rachael Ray Show don't know exactly what Tommy is about and have been taken in by this charlatan? Why is Rachael Ray so blind?

His appearance on Rachel Ray was very stiff. Slightly off-topic, but what happened to Bob Harper? Just five years ago, he was handsome. Now he looks like a shell of his former self. I know he had a heart attack last year, but even before the heart attack he didn't look good. Botched plastic surgery?

He has teh AIDS

[quote]Then how come the producers of The Rachael Ray Show don't know exactly what Tommy is about and have been taken in by this charlatan? Why is Rachael Ray so blind?

Likely a consolation prize to placate Gio.

Tommy's not a charlatan. He does have some slight degree of expertise in grooming. But he's also into self promotion and puts on airs about being much more knowledgeable and important that he is.

The biggest concern is that Tommy has routinely taken advantage of his connection to Gio to try and advance his career(s).

One need only look at this June 2017 GQ Insider advertorial (advertising copy made to look like editorial copy), which was likely written by Tommy himself, where he lists his first accomplishment as being married to Gio.

Wait, so he hasn't actually been published by GQ? He just paid them to run his article?

[quote]Wait, so he hasn't actually been published by GQ? He just paid them to run his article?

Paid editorial copy, frequently labeled as "sponsored," happens all the time. Especially on websites.

Don't know if Tommy paid for it or Cremo paid for it (likely Cremo), but GQ didn't run that story for free.

Yeah, look in the upper left hand corner. It's labeled "sponsor content."

That means it was paid for.

I wonder if Tommy would consider joining a second trashy reality show now that he's got Gio and his media career is starting to happen.

Tommy's upper limit is intagram. It's all downhill from there #hasbeen #former #irrelevant #empty

[quote]His appearance on Rachel Ray was very stiff.

In fairness, most everyone comes across as stiff on their first few appearances on a TV show. Takes a while before people loosen up. Every new job is like that, regardless of whether its TV or not.

I'm sure if you hunted down Gio's first few reports for ABC, you'd find him incredibly stiff.

GOmmy for Amazing Race!!

Regarding the GQ article - but doesn't he have "published in GQ" and other things in his bio/website as a big accomplishment of his?

He just refers to himself as a "GQ Insider"

[quote]I'm sure if you hunted down Gio's first few reports for ABC, you'd find him incredibly stiff.

Stiff AND flailing arms?

The mystery revealed. He doesn't bill himself as one of the GQ57, just an Insider, so he's just a GQ reader who promotes stuff for free. They don't get paid but will get free samples. Essentially they are just shilling stuff on their Instagram accounts in exchange for free stuff.

"GQ has been trying to capitalize on its digital audience in earnest since January 2013, when it started GQ Insider, an online community of readers that work with advertisers on consumer research and, to a lesser extent, marketing campaigns with brands like Gap and Unilever. Last year, GQ Insider helped attract $5 million in additional ad revenue to the magazine, according to Mr. Mitchell.

GQ57 is an outgrowth of that effort, comprised of the magazine's "best consumers and most passionate audience," he said. The readers aren't paid, though they do receive samples from advertisers, GQ-branded gifts and, in some case, free trips. GQ settled on 57 because the magazine was founded in 1957 and turned 57 years old in 2014."

[quote]Stiff AND flailing arms?

Even more reason to hunt down those first few reports! Who's up for the task?

Gio started at ABC in 2013. Shouldn't be too hard to hunt down those first reports on the ABC website.

I seem to recall one of his early assignments was covering a tornado in Mississippi. Or maybe it was a devastating thunderstorm. He was there for several days. As I recall DTM flew to Mississippi to help Gio get his bearings with how the network operates. That's where the rumors of Gio and DTM started.

But hasn't Tommy had numerous television appearances and cameos, not to mention his own Youtube channel? It's not like he's a stranger to being in front of a camera.

First day on any new job is always stiff and awkward, whether its TV or not.

He had his junk tucked so he could fit into his skintight outfit without showing unsightly bulge.

R182 exactly! He's gone from his starring role in Broad City to his superstar cameo in that Lifetime xmas movie to now his prominent style guru role on a popular daytime talk show. He is an expert on camera. Next job he'll announce is being a consultant for those trying to break into acting, hosting or just being interviewed on tv

Saying that Tommy is an expert is redundant, as Tommy is an expert at everything he dabbles in.

Tommy is an expert at being an expert.

There is NOTHING that Tommy is an expert at!

I will need one of Abuela's enemas after gagging down this shit.

What is with the weird timestamps on some of Tommy's Instagram posts? Why is he scheduling content to go live at 2:44AM, like in R189?

Time zones R190

That video was fine until the last shot. WTF?!?

Did Gio ever partake of Kendis’ chocolate stick?

R194 I think Kendis has been dating a guy named George for a while now

I hate the perky music in that video in r189.

Tommy has become a parody of himself.

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Am I thinking: 1. Will this snow change to sun anytime soon? 2. Will this outfit keep me warm if I jump on the ground & make snow angels? Or 3. Where’s the red wine & vegan peanut butter ice cream I just bought?

[quote] Am I thinking: 1. Will this snow change to sun anytime soon? 2. Will this outfit keep me warm if I jump on the ground & make snow angels? Or 3. Where’s the red wine & vegan peanut butter ice cream I just bought?

The correct answer is 4. None of the Above, because Tommy is NEVER thinking.

Reposting to make it easier to read...

Am I thinking:

1. Will this snow change to sun anytime soon?

2. Will this outfit keep me warm if I jump on the ground & make snow angels? Or

3. Where’s the red wine & vegan peanut butter ice cream I just bought?

One thing I can't stand is Instahos who post photos of food and always talk about food, or their cheat days. They don't usually post the 99% of the other time that they're NOT eating crap, just when they actually are. So it makes the impression that they maintain their figure somehow even while dining constantly at fancy restaurants and having caloric freeforalls. It's obnoxious in the extreme.

Tommy is a testament to the fact that you can be conventionally very attractive and yet radiate absolutely no sexuality at all. He is like a Ken doll.

Where is his beloved beanie?? I though a beanie was his best friend on a cold day?? I will give him props for trying a new facial expression, even though that expression reads as "ew, I just saw something icky, like a poor person."

[quote] So it makes the impression that they maintain their figure somehow even while dining constantly at fancy restaurants and having caloric freeforalls. It's obnoxious in the extreme.

Completely agree, R199. Equally obnoxious is when they post pictures of themselves -- shirtless and ripped as fuck, of course -- with their cheat foods and then claim that they are "so fat" or "goodbye abs." Please, bitch. There aren't enough eyeroll emojis. The obligatory comments always follow about how "I want to be 'fat' like you."

Tommy DiDario is featured in Instinct Magazine.

I hate it when magazine writers refer to themselves as "we", presuming to speak for All of Us.

I am curious what Tommy is like when he isn't posing like a mannequin or knows he's on camera. He might be much less plastic than he appears, but we'll likely never know unless a sex tape leaks.

And then I wouldn't be surprised his genitals ended up being a bare surface, like a Ken doll, and it turns out he's just a robot made by a lonely clockmaker.

Tommy's stalker hasn't posted in days. I hope he or she isn't lulling Tommy into a false sense of security.

Maybe the stalker is waiting in line for Rachael Ray tickets so he can finally meet Tommy in person.

Is it true that Rachael is furious over all of the attention and acclaim that our Tommy is getting for his breakout turn on what is supposed to be HER show?

Honored to present the @nbrfilm Award for Best Animated Feature to the filmmakers behind @pixarcoco. It’s such a special film and I’m glad writer and director @leeunkrich, co-director @adrianthemolina, and producer @stardar16 thought to share it with the world. Thank you to @disney & @pixar for the invitation!

Are you on the probiotics train yet? I can’t go one day without mine. Find out why - link in bio! 💪🏻 @gtskombucha #fitness #fitspo #fitspiration #fitfamily #mensfashion #menswear #kombucha

[bold] KING TOMMY!! ❤

[quote] Are you on the probiotics train yet? I can’t go one day without mine. Find out why - link in bio!

Tommy is recycling his old blog posts! The link in his bio points to a book report on kombucha from July. Has Tommy run out of things to write about? Or is he so busy with his newfound TV stardom that he doesn't have time to write?

He's busy fielding the offers from the New Yorker and the Atlantic to write about geopolitical events! Which will he decide? Why, whichever one lets him put his own unique #plantbased #glutenfree #kombucha spin on it, of course!

[quote]3. Where’s the red wine & vegan peanut butter ice cream I just bought?

OMG, the pretentiousness of this whole sentence. He just had to throw in vegan in there, didn't he? Is he lactose intolerant? I'm surprised he showed the restraint not to write "the vegan, gluten free, plant-based peanut butter ice cream I just bought at Whole Foods(sponsored)."

Food the past decade has been more about what it doesn't have in it, than what it does

Which is why it's a perfect cause for Tommy, since he's so empty

Just recognized that those outdoor location pictures (the ones with the medallion hanging on the back wall) were taken just around the corner from my apartment. Wonder if he ever goes into the Pork Shop butcher across the street. If so, he could see what a real man looks like. One of the butchers is hot as fuck.

WHET Abuela?

[quote]vegan peanut butter ice cream

These coconut milk based vegan ice creams sound tasty from the few recipes I looked up, but they also seem to be so much more fattening. About 550 calories for 1 cup coconut milk vs about 100 calories for 1 cup whole milk.

But coconut milk has much less sugar. I think. Sugar is makes you fat. Fat content doesn't make you fat.

Who cares about fat and sugar as long as it's VEGAN!!!🙊🙌🏻😍😂

R218, while it is true that coconut milk has less sugar, all the recipes call for adding more sugar to get the sweetness back, so it is a wash there where sugar is concerned.

Also eating more calories than your body consumes is what makes you fat. Certain foods, such as those high in carbs, make eating too much far easier to do and in some cases make it easier for the body to store the excess calories as fat.

Abuela's not speaking to them now that they're on the probiotic train and don't need her enemas anymore.

The Abuela reportedly was annoyed because the results of her last enema barrage on Tommi only yielded some tree bark, partially digested soy beans, plant-based earthworm segments and a splattering of coconut water that smelled rancid. In his rush to get to the toilet, Tommi lost control of his rectal sphincter and accidentally sprayed Abuela's Red Cross nurse's shoes with the remnants of yesterday's #plant-based #vegan dinner entrees.

A dangerous strain of the flu is hitting the nation hard. Tonight on @ABCWorldNewsTonight with @davidmuirabc, we look into that strain and why doctors are so concerned.

[quote]A dangerous strain of the flu is hitting the nation hard. Tonight on @ABCWorldNewsTonight with @davidmuirabc, we look into that strain and why doctors are so concerned.

Phlegm at 11.

[quote] we look into that strain and why doctors are so concerned.

But NO ONE is more concerned than Gio. Gio's voice is always aching with concern.

And the flailing hands bespeak that heightened concern.

BRAVO, R224!!

I am sure I would have no credit card debt if it wasn't for these delish acai bowls I buy after every workout sprinkled with Sun Warrior protein 🌞. The best part is that they're vegan, plant based and gluten free! 🙌🏻 #plantbased #fitspo #mensfashion #mensfitness #menswear #fitness #fitfamily #fitgay #fitspiration

That photo of Tommi holding the bowl at R228 is the most realistic pic I've ever seen of him.

Mentor’s Fave getaway!

Tommy actually tweeted this:

[quote] Let award season begin

Tommy fancies himself a celebrity. He's so transparent in his desire to become "famous."

But Tommy IS famous! He was a third string player on a few minutes of the Rachael Ray show! What else does he have to do to prove how famous he is? Tommy has arrived!!!!!!

Awards season?!? Is Tommy up for an Oscar this year?

r231 well now that Tommy has said so, I can begin!

r228 reason #4939 to hate him - he used the word "delish".

Tommy will no doubt get an Emmy nomination for his dynamic cameo performance on that Hallmark movie. Oscar organizers are also heatedly after him and Gio to walk the Red Carpet in order to increase viewership of the program.

[quote] tommydidario Beautiful evening celebrating the best in cinema at the @nbrfilm. 🎬

TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY 😍

R238 Couple Goals AF

R232 He IS celebrity, very famous.

R241 NO. That is an understatement. He is GAYMOUS!! It's like famous, but better.

Do they know how to buy suits that aren't too small for them? I thought Tommy was a stylist. You shouldn't look like if you turn your head you'll pop two buttons.

r237 it's understood now that having Gommy attend your event means it will receive 2x the media coverage, merely due to their presence.

From R228: [quote]sprinkled with Sun Warrior protein

Is that what Tommy calls Gio's manly juices?

The handsome couple! You can't deny they're perfect. They're the couple we all want to be but never can, and I think that is what provokes all these negative comments. Seething jealousy!

I DOnt want either to lose their job, BUT I do want a very well lit, easily accessible sex tape

You mean "jobs," don't you, r247? Tommy has so many jobs.

Blow, rim, foot and hand

Forget Oprah. Tommy for President!!!!!!! Afterall, he’s the smartest man that Gio knows.

A chipmunk is the smartest thing Gio knows

Would ABC make Gio resign when he becomes First Lady?

Why would he resign? The American people need to nightly know what air fresheners share qualities with sharpie pens

Gio's flailing arms are the campiest thing on TV right now.

Gio's gigantic teeth are the scariest thing on TV right now.

What one of his 10,002 careers will Tommy pursue today?

Tommy will pursue how to keep Gio’s Dinner warm while Gio doesn’t succeed in business despite REALLY trying

Tommy and Gio are in Puerto Vallarta for the gay wedding of Alex Perez, an ABC News correspondent. I'm beginning to think that everyone at ABC News is gay.

Glad to see that Tommy and Gio are FINALLY getting a chance to get away for a weekend.

Married!

Tommy & Gio haven't broken up yet?!

How do you get round laughlines like that? Did the Joker carve them? And what's with the other one clinching like he's in pain?

Gio looks incredibly uncomfortable. The clinched jaw smile looks anything but natural. And his eyes look especially dilated, almost like a deer in the headlights. And the suit looks way too tight. He probably can't wait to return the suit to the rental shop. Or if he foolishly purchased the suit, he's probably thinking he's going to have to hit the gym hard!

That jacket fits like shit. Styling by Tommy!

They like acquaintances cordially posing together, not husbands in love.

*look like

My computer screen turned green after reading r264's post. Looser!

R258 It's 2018, there's no such thing as heterosexuals anymore

Why isn't there an award for social media influencer of the year?!?!? Our Tommy would win that hands' down!!!

It sure is a tough life for our Tommmy. I'm glad he and Gio get the chance to get away from the city every now and then.

How can Tommy take so much time away from his 497 careers and businesses? Isn’t he too important to take time off?

R269 Their hectic work and schedules are good reason to relax and take it easy. They deserve and need their vacations.

How does Gio get so much time off from ABC? It seems he comes into the studio one or twice a week to file a story on exploding cell phones or holiday weekend getaway traffic, and then jets off to some vacation destination. How does one get a job like that? He's not that good looking to coast on his looks. I just don't get it.

They grant Gio any time off because he’s not needed and they don’t look at him with any respect. He’s only there to help ABC’s diversity numbers. The less he’s around, the better.

Who drinks red wine on a warm beach?

So Gio is their token Hispanic? They pay him a mint to cover stories that someone on their high school paper would be ashamed to cover, and then let him have all that time off? Cushy job.

Poor Tommy. If he is forced to keep jetting off to Disney World or tropical resorts every weekend with Gio, how will he EVER finish his screenplay?

Super-hot pic of Gio. Wow, just wow.

How soon before Tommy adds "Travel Expert" to his repertoire of careers?

r277 that was back before he became a plant-based lifeform #plantbased

Yeah, that picture of Gio was from a few years back -- before Tommy got him to lose all the beef. Damn those legs and arms and that chest.

Gio looked much hotter before he became Tommy-trained to follow his diet

Tommy is trying to transform Gio into a plant-based lifeform like himself

Gio used to be hot.

R277 Gio looking like a pornstar

Tommy is a self-made man. Respect 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Tommy cruises a park in Mexico.

Did Tommy tell his photographer to run a half mile away so he could get a distance shot?

"OK, I'll wait here posing with one leg forward like this while you run to the other side of the park and shoot me."

Did we find out who his personal photographer is? Does he pay him in kombucha and vegan gluten free cupcakes?

A perfect night celebrating these two. Congratulations, Alex & Kevin! #kevex

Tommy seems insecure to me, like, he seems to always need constant validation from others.

I don't get it. There's literally nothing to be insecure about.

Well, other that he's dull, delusional, and dumb

What is wrong with Alex Perez's mouth? It's like he has Klingon protestics on his face.

The pic at r289 should've come with a fire hazard warning. My screen burst into flames after I viewed it.

Yikes!! You are correct R292!! What's up with that?

Alex Perez's boyfriend does not know how to smile. Every pic is of clenched teeth showing both the top and bottom teeth. That's a sign of aggression in wild animals.

R294, the prosthetics are most prominent in R289. I thought the makeup people had given him two prosthetic whiskers because he wanted to be a walrus.

Husband, not boyfriend R295

I think Alex Perez is wearing a mask where only the mouth and chin are showing, like Batman. He just needs to blend the mask in better so there's no line showing. The SNL makeup people do this well where they can completely blend in and hide the wig line at the hairline.

I think it's just because Alex has a big mouth for his small face

Did he buy his teeth the same place Gio got his?

Alex & Gio have perfected the toothsome art of fang shui.

Alex has blowjob mouth.

Advice from Mentor!

W&W for r300.

Flexico!

Has our Tommi got the shits in Mexico yet? If not, he will.

Has anyone noticed that when Mentor cuts to Gio, he pronounces his surname as "Buh-nitez" rather "Beh-nitez"? It's annoying. Mentor should know better. Well it's all mute, since Gio will be sitting in the WNT anchor seat very shortly.

"It's all mute?"

How hot is this photo?!?! Now this is how you dress for flying!

Tommy needs to move his head so they get the full "DELTA" in the photo or else they won't get that comped upgrade!

Tank tops and flipflops are totally utilitarian fashion in an emergency exit from a burning or drowning aircraft.

Dasani? Oh, dear.

They really dress like that when they fly? Good christ, have we come to [italc]that?[/italic]

[quote] They really dress like that when they fly?

And then Tommy has the nerve to stare at the other men on the plane who use the restroom and complain on national television about their ill-fitting pants.

lol yes you bitches, make sure "style expert" Tommy never lives down wearing a tank top on the plane

Oh, we won't. Trust us.

R308 What a life they live! They are good looking handsome and in love!

Tommy loves him an airplane! He can watch all the men go into the bathroom and stare at their pants.

Tommy's back and as busy as always

Tommy's off to a meeting!

So important!!!!

How many of you were waiting for a truck to hit him while he was walking and talking and filming and not watching where he was going? Made it to the end of the video and no truck. WTF?

Tank tops in first class. The ultimate of class. Some of you loooosers are jealous you have to wear full shirts in ECONOMY!!!

Fact: Palm trees can be worn.🌴 Missing yesterday’s 80 degrees & sun. ☀️ #mensfashion #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #menswear #plantbased

Are they still #pescatarian?

What has Tommy said about the #metoo movement?

You know how he loves anything about "me."

BTW: when is Tommi going to ditch those stupid reading glasses? Does he really not realize just how dumb he looks with them?

R326 stop hating! Tommy is a sophisticate!

Tommi is so dumb!

Gio claims that Tommi is the smartest person he has ever met. I find that really difficult to believe.

Bestie Brussels, Belgium Birthday Bash

Is this the same flimsy muscle tee he wore on the plane? I'm too lazy to scroll up? Tommy responded to one of his followers who wrote "PERFECT JUST PERFECT."

It seems Tommy has a new sponsor in Vi fitness training headphones that sense your heart rate and activity and send appropriate message to your while training. This posting says it is "Paid partnership with trainwithvi."

Tommy's stalker also left him two messages in this post:

[quote]collin_newton_davis_1972Guy you are a sexy handsome and sweet guy. God bless you and where ever you go it will be bless. Love you both. Ryan

[quote]collin_newton_davis_1972I love every thing about you alll i wish u could reply me. Love you all

Could these shorts be any tighter? Tommy looks like he can barely walk in them. He would certainly split a seam if he leaned over.

When is Tommy's next appearance on the Rachael Ray show??? The world is crying out for more of his lifestyle expertise!!

Yes, now that we know it's fashionable to wear tank tops while on an airplane, I can't wait to see what other life hacks this "lifestyle expert" can give.

It's a...fashion statement.

Tommy responds only in emojis.

tommydidario@josephmorales10 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

tommydidario@kaw2527 💪🏻🙌🏻

tommydidario@influyenti 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

tommydidario@angelicaanne_glam 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

tommydidario@ms_bianca50 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

tommydidario@igeeokafor gee! Making me blush 🙈

tommydidario@bbitsue 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

collin_newton_davis_1972I love every thing about you alll i wish u could reply me.

ahboatwright@tommydidario I could see you on Broadway one day 😉🎤🎶🎵

tommydidario@ahboatwright That would be so. much. FUN. 😎

giobenitez🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

ahboatwrightAre you a singer @tommydidario? Your voice is very resonant - sounds like a singer’s voice.

tommydidario@ahboatwright I love singing, but I wouldn’t say I’m ready to go record an album 😂 But thank you so much for the compliment ❤️

Ha ha, Tommy responds to every compliment but completely ignores his stalker. Not even a thank you or an emoji.

In the pic at r336, the photo again captured the Delta logo? Did he get the flight comped in exchange for advertising on IG?

[quote] Tommy responds to every compliment but completely ignores his stalker.

And his stalker is getting perturbed that Tommy is ignoring him (though he still loves everything about Tommy and hopes God continues to bless him). I'm worried about Tommy's safety. This could escalate into something quite ugly.

But not as ugly as most of Tommy's clothes

Who's the moron who wrote that card at R330? "Voughter?" "Belgium food?"

#pescatarian

R341, you don't like Belgium food?

I’m always on the hunt for a great beach tank. ☀️ Currently loving this tribal print pattern (and wishing I was back in warmer weather to rock it again). 😎 #mensfashion #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fit #fitspo #plantbased

Why is Tommy always wishing he was somewhere else? Every post is the same. Wishing I was back on the beach in Hawaii. Wishing I was back at Disneyland. Wishing I was back at my wedding.💍🙌🏻 Here's a pic to remind you of the ceremony.

So, when they go on their many vacations, does Tommy drag Gio all over to take pictures of him wearing various outfits, like in r344 or r332 or r323 or r304 or r286? Or does Tommy hire a local photographer to snap the photos?

When does the Mrs Tommy Benitez Show take over Rachael’s timeslot?

Well, always being on the hunt for a beach tank to rock explains why Tommy doesn't have time to finish that screen play.

Mentor looking ever so handsome. I want to lick his face.

Does this mentor hire a photographer to follow him everywhere too? They just happened to take a photo when he was called back in to work?

[quote] "Voughter?" "Belgium food?"

Come on. I think that clearly that was written by someone who lives in Belgium and does not speak or write English as their first language.

Well, they should learn!

R336 [bold] HOT.

Gio celebrates his five-year anniversary at Good Morning America! (Five years and he has never been asked to fill in for George or Robin.)

R341: perhaps by people whose native language isn’t English...?

In that photo @r354, Gio looks like he has a little Wentworth Miller in him.

That must be the only photo Gio could find of him on the job where he isn't flailing his arms around

He wishes he had a little Wentworth Miller in him...

Instead, he had a Tommy Didario inside him...

[quote]you don't like Belgium food?

No, I like BELGIAN food. One is a country; the other is an adjective.

So when I order a California roll from the sushi joint, I should be saying "Californian roll"?

[quote] So when I order a California roll from the sushi joint, I should be saying "Californian roll"?

No, you should say "California roll," just as you would say, "I like Mexico food" or "I like Italy food."

Would it be Genoa Salami or Genoan Salami? Help me to understand.

So if a hipster chef would tweak a California roll and rename it a Californian roll and then a #plantbased #pescatarian fashion expert wanted a #vegan version from Hawaii, it would be a Hawaiian Californian Gluten-Free No Sugar Added with a Splash of Matcha Roll.

[quote] tommydidario #FitnessFriday: Wake up with determination. Go to bed with satisfaction. 🙌🏻

[quote]Go to bed with satisfaction. 🙌🏻

Go to bed with satisfaction?!? I haven't gone to bed satisfied in months! 😤

3 years together -- and they said it would never last.

[quote] tommydidario Met this guy three years ago, and what an adventure it has been. 😎

^So sweet! I remember hearing the story of how they met like it was yesterday. Gio posted on IG that he was about to leave on a dangerous news assignment. Tommy came upon Gio's profile and wished him the best of luck. Gio thought Tommy was so sweet, and thanked him for his kind wishes. Tommy responded. And the rest, as they say, is history. Love you, boys!

Another anniversary picture

Family in town

Celebrating with Bestie!

Who is that old man in the middle? Is that Tommy's dad or Gio's dad?

Met this guy 3 years ago and already married for 2 and a half years. LOL! That Tommy sure moves fast. Latches on to a meal ticket when he sees it.

poor Gio is starting to get mouth wrinkles when he smiles

Ut oh, looks like Tommy might have a new stalker in the making:

[quote]jonaspincayHi, how are you? You are very attractive and with that body you are the maximum .. I would like to have a friend that is as happy as you would be a dream come true ... with that little angel face you leave everyone with their mouths open aside I like your look this bacan you are posi you are really posi .... greeting from ecuador we are friends that such @tommydidario #happy #forever 👍👍💕💕💕❤💋

3 years since meeting on Grindr. Nice.

^It was instagram, r376. They did not meet in a sexual context.

They only married in April 2016, not quite 2 years yet R373

R377 We all know that it was Grindr. The instagram thing was just a cover for how they really met.

R372: Tommy’s Dad.

How soon before Tommy starts treating us to a trip down memory lane with engagement and wedding photos????

it's been too long since they've been to Disney

We'll get some throwback photos as we get closer to their wedding anniversary

Tolerance, acceptance, and understanding. Things we should never stop practicing. Thank you @KinkyBootsBway for promoting love through your incredibly moving show ❤️👢❤️👢 Bravo, @jharrisonghee & @Jakeshears .

Do you think that Tommy has ever ejaculated?

Tommy only ejaculates glitter and rainbows

Tommy just seems so asexual, kind of like a mannequin come to life. I mean, sure, he's objectively nice looking, but he radiates absolutely zero sexual energy and his eyes are just soulless.

I hear Tommy and Gio inspired the movie Mannequin

[quote] I mean, sure, he's objectively nice looking, but he radiates absolutely zero sexual energy and his eyes are just soulless.

I couldn't agree more. Zero sexual energy and soulless eyes sums up Tommy perfectly.

If Tommy did generate some sexual heat, I wonder if we at DL would be so critical of his shameless self-promotion. If he did have some sexual energy, would he be as popular as Colton Haynes?

[quote] Tommy just seems so asexual, kind of like a mannequin come to life.

I agree, except for the "come to life" part.

Can’t resist an oversized scarf. ❄️ Wishing you a fantastic week ahead!

Who gets engaged 3 months after meeting and married 1 year after meeting? That is insane! I could understand why Tommy wanted to do that but why would Gio go along with it? What are they, lesbians?

Because Gio is dumb as dirt!

Tommy is a very good looking guy with absolutely no charisma. He comes off as empty because he's always trying to to project something that isn't him. He is going to be in a world of hurt once his looks fade. That's all he's trading on right now. It sure as hell isn't his below pedestrian "writing."

I hope Gio got a prenup. Tommy pretty much owes a lot to him. From his majorly increased social media following to his appearances on tv now...

A prenup for what? Gio has no money. What could be possibly make at ABC a year? Half a million? That's really not very much when you live in NYC and are constantly dining out and traveling.

Not sure how accurate, but supposedly Gio has a net worth of $3.7 million per year and an average salary of 700,000 per year.

I'm sure a failed actor like Tommy was making WAY more than that before snaring Gio

Although I guess Tommy also has a net worth of $3.5 million

R395 whatever Gio was making at the time they met and then married, it was certainly more than Tommy. Tommy also gets to live out his Disney fantasy over and over again thanks to Gio working for ABC. Tommy owes Gio a lot

Tommy is worth $3.5 million and is a self made man. He didn't need Gio. He was the one who actually helped Gio's star rise at ABC since all the fraus saw the wedding. And Tommy's worth will be much higher after being on Rachael Ray.

Tommy's actual net worth is probably around $0.

Tommy and Gio met via Instagram (or possibly Grindr) in January 2015. They became engaged in Paris eight months later, in September 2015. They were married near Miami in April 2016, some 15 months after they met, and seven months after they became engaged.

Still better than Colton Haynes

Gio is not worth $3.5 million. Not unless he's made some very shrewd investments.

I sincerely doubt ABC is paying him $700,000 a year. Certainly not for his initial contract. He may have gotten a bump to something near that with a subsequent contract, if he had a very good agent.

R400 in his famewhoring quest, yes Tommy did need Gio. At the time they met, Tommy had less than 4000 instagram followers. Then when their relationship became public (aka Gio started showing pics of and tagging Tommy), Tommy's followers went to over 6000. Then following the engagement news he went up to over 20,000. Following their wedding it went up to around 50,000. It's been slowly going up since then. No one knew of Tommy before Gio.

Why does he take all those pictures on W.38th street?

Perhaps they live on W. 38th Street.

Don’t they live in the east sixties? Unless they’ve moved. I thought a DLer was a neighbor.

They met on Grindr.

[quote]Tommy's actual net worth is probably around $0.

He is probably still paying off those NYU loans, that place is expensive.

What the fuck is that bullshit site r398?!

[quote]Tommy DiDario earns a handsome amount of salary from his career as an actor and as a successful TV journalist which adds up to his current estimated net worth of $3.5 million

"career as an actor" "successful TV journalist", it sounds like a DLer but we say that shit about Tommy tongue-in-cheek!

Yes, Tommy is swimming in the money from his "cameo" in that Hallmark movie...

I don't look at all his posts. Does anyone know if Tommy has ever admitted to using fat burners? A lot of male models/fitness models do that but don't want anyone to know

Found this oldie but goodie:

10 questions with Tommy

Yes I remember that interview

[quote]I am the type of guy who will do the goofiest thing in the world to get a laugh out of you

Bitch, your ass has never (intentionally) made me laugh once. I always wonder how Gio puts up with someone who has zero sense of humor or self-deprecation.

Is that Tommy is those Real Jock ads that have been appearing on this site?

[quote]Don’t they live in the east sixties?

East 68th St. The Mertzes are their landlords.

Sneak peak at Tommy's anniversary present to Gio.

Maybe they'll finally push the beds together

Wow, will they finally consummate their marriage on the night of their anniversary? That would be so romantic. From what I've heard on this board, they haven't have penetrative sex just yet. Just butterfly kisses and mutual touching. Sweet!!

Tommy makes us laugh a lot, but not in ways he actually intends.

Flu Emergency

What would happen to Gio if someone tied his hands together and he couldn't flail them around wildly?

Rocking body. Is ABC purposely trying to attract gay men by having him dress like this? Mind you, I'm not complaining because he looks scrumptious with those thick, perky titties, but ABC must know what they're doing.

That's not ABC. That's Fusion Latin Network.

do they have fire extinguishers on set to douse the flames coming off Gio?

Gio met his husband on Grindr.

I can only imagine what Gio and Tommy's Grindr profiles are like.

Tommy wants you to know that he (vapidly) stared down Monday!

R423 If my Sheridan were here he’d be appalled.

What self-respecting man would ever walk down the street wearing this?

If Tommy every actually did weight training on his legs, he would need to buy all new pants and might actually start looking good in them. Those chicken sticks need to go.

I think Tommy is an absurd and embarrassing human being r431, but I will credit where it is due, his body is on point. On what planet does he have chicken legs?

When is Tommi’s show starting?????

You're right R432. In some of his other pictures his legs look fine. The too tight pants combined with the jacket in R430 just seem to make the top and bottom halves appear disproportionate to me. Maybe it is the dead animal on his neck that is throwing me off.

Sadly, not packing very much below the waist.

DL sleuth at R435: How did you find this glamour shot of Tommy?

so we're at the point now when Tommy just repeats the majority of his photo poses, except in different clothes. I mean he's not giving his followers anything fresh. Same old product advertisement here, product advertise there.

[quote] I mean he's not giving his followers anything fresh.

Because he has nothing to offer except pictures showing off his body. He tried to start a youtube channel but it went nowhere because the poor thing has no personality.

lol I forgot about the workout guru and health food videos. Has he talked about matcha tea lately or he's moved on to something else?

Ice jams. ❄️ See you on @goodmorningamerica.

R435, is that the Grindr photo Tommy used to snare Gio?

Someone needs to tell Tommy that posing with glasses doesn't make him look smart. Our boy may be dull and vapid, but his legs are really nice. You can tell he works them out. The problem is his pants are so ill-fitting that it throws all of his proportions off.

[quote] The problem is his pants are so ill-fitting that it throws all of his proportions off.

Not as ill-fitting as the pants of the 27 men who used the airplane restroom.

I’m a sucker for blue mirrored lenses 😎 What’s your go-to color? #fitspo #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitfam #mensfashion #menswear

What is this fitspo thing? Is it a mob thing?

Is Tommmy the new Reichen?

What's a Reichen? 🤷🏻‍♂️

To be the new Reichen, Tommy must also write and record a gay affirmative anthem!

Who is this Rei Chen?

The Rei Chen is now a lawyer.

Reichen got a law school to accept him? Was the entrance exam on a book of matches?

Surely our Tommy can conquer the musical world as easily as he conquered YouTube. There is no end to his talents!!!

Tommy did comment on how his dream is to be on Broadway and record an album.

There probably isn't much of a market for a spoken-word album of Tommy reading his book reports.

Tommy is the equivalent of Frankie Grande. Both want desperately to be famous, only Tommy isn’t hideous looking.

No, not spoken word. Tommy said this when everyone was complimenting him on his singing and telling him what an amazing voice he has and how he should record an album.

I'm sorry but this photo is just plain odd. It looks like his feet are firmly planted on the ground, but the rest of him looks like a really amateurish photoshop job.

...and he's not casting a shadow. Good grief, Tommmy.

Couple nerds

Is Tommy going to be on Celebrity Big Brother? Afterall, he is a celebrity.

That photo in r458 shows the two have finally found glasses that are becoming to them.

Before that, Tommy showed horrible taste in glasses.

I see Gio is back to covering the hard news. Looks like Tommy's stalker has given up on Tommy and is now stalking Gio.

Tommy is Gio's adoption puppy.

What could Gio possibly see in Tommy past the ripped body?

I mean it was Tommy's body that attracted him, that instagram shot from their first contact was Tommy naked.

Some men have trophy wives, why can't he have a trophy husband I suppose.

The photo at R458 is so affected. They forgot their beanies to go with the glasses. Not a genuine bone between the two of them.

[quote] Looks like Tommy's stalker has given up on Tommy

Nope. Not at all.

[quote] collin_newton_davis_1972 Good night my sweet and darling guys. Many blessings to you both. May thw lord be with you all always and may all the joy and happiness the lord have for me Ryan. I give to you all. Have a great Friday. And. A blessed weekend... Love you guys. Ryan

How can someone be so handsome and have such an amazing body, yet generate absolutely ZERO sexual heat? He has all the sex appeal of a shit-stained toilet bowl.

It's because he is so self-conscious and overly aware, r467. Spontaneity is sexy, but overcalculation is not.

[quote]Tommy wants you to know that he (vapidly) stared down Monday!

That's hilarious that he's posting about facing Mondays. What is he, Garfield? What does Tommy care what day of the week it is? Does he have an office to go to, work to do, kids to pick up at school? A Monday is the same as a Saturday to him. He can post on Instagram any day of the week. It's not like he has a 5-day workweek and then can relax on the weekends. He can relax every single day!😂

Did Linda Blair spit out vegan pea soup in the Exorcist?

Tommy is super busy writing his screen play and hunting for beach tank. He NEVER has a moment to himself!

I always wear my hoodie to bed!

[quote] He can relax every single day!

I don't think so. According to his LinkedIn profile, Tommy is an "Experienced Chief Executive Officer." He is a lifestyle expert at DiDario Inc. AND the CEO of DiDario Consulting Inc. Do you think those two companies just run themselves? As the head of TWO high-powered companies, I am sure Tommy spends most of his days running meetings, managing his employees, and plotting long-term strategy and vision. He does all of that and STILL finds time to prepare vegan foods and post regularly on Instagram. Tommy is a workhorse. He could use a nice vacation.

[quote]As the head of TWO high-powered companies, I am sure Tommy spends most of his days running meetings, managing his employees, and plotting long-term strategy and vision. He does all of that and STILL finds time to prepare vegan foods and post regularly on Instagram. Tommy is a workhorse. He could use a nice vacation.

It's amazing Tommy has time to pose for fashion photographs every day. And Rachael Ray should thank the stars that some time opened up in his schedule.

[quote]He is a lifestyle expert at DiDario Inc. AND the CEO of DiDario Consulting Inc.

Wait, you can just make up company names and post them on LinkedIn? I doubt he has registered or incorporated those businesses so don't know what the Inc. is for. And I'm sure those are not real businesses. You won't find any businesses under those names at the Better Business Bureau or find anyone who paid taxes under those businesses. This just makes his LinkedIn profile hilarious because it smells of someone desperate to put on airs.

[quote] I doubt he has registered or incorporated those businesses so don't know what the Inc. is for.

Apparently, Tommy actually has registered DiDario Consulting Inc. with the New York Dept. of State, although I imagine that the company has a staff of one.

An experienced CEO?? How many Fortune 500 companies has Tommy refused to lead to success?

I NEED to know! When the hell is superstar Tommy going to appear on tv again?

Kicked off my birthday weekend with these beautiful souls + more. Feeling lucky to be surrounded by so much ❤️. @magichourny

It might not be until Sunday, but let the weekend birthday festivities begin

Birthday weekend? When did those become a thing? Your birthday is one day.

Why did Gio not take Tommy to Disney for his birthday?? Is it true that things are souring between them?

Last year, he started celebrating weeks before his birthday

They are so juvenile.

I didn’t realize his birthday is so close to mine (Feb. 3). I agree it’s childish to be celebrating so much at his age. Hell, any age. I could understand a birthday weekend, but nothing else.

Tom-me-me-me is a total narcissist, so of course he's making a big deal about his birthday. No surprise there.

Do we think Tommi’s had a rhinoplasty? The photo in R483 is suspect.

Last year, Tommy celebrated his birthday month. Why is he only celebrating his birthday weekend this year?

Maybe Gio put an end to Tommy's out of control spending?

Every day is Tommy's Happy Un-Birthday!

Happy birthday bitches!

You're never too old for birthday balloons

Tommy and Gio's childlike, wonderstruck response to things like balloons, cupcakes, Disney characters and theme parks make their bond eternal!

Help me wish @tommydidario the happiest birthday today! 🎉 It took him 32 years to join the glasses club. 🤓

They look like such fucking horses' asses in that picture.

32 years old, and he doesn't act a day over 15.

Cousin Joey weighs in:

[quote] josephtierno Happy Happy Birthday to @tommydidario ! How lucky am I to have such an amazing best friend?! I've always looked up to you and you continue to inspire me. All our memories growing up will always brighten my day. I wish I was with you on your birthday but hopefully we can celebrate soon! Love you - thank you for all you do! If it weren't for you, I truly wouldn't be me! (Ps here we are in London together!) 🇬🇧

Has Tommy turned 14?

Did he have a vegan, gluten-free cake?

#pescatarian #vegan #12years old

Over 10 years of a glorious friendship. Each year you never cease to amaze me with your accomplishments but more than all of that you are one of the most beautiful people I know, inside and out. Wishing you all the amazing things in life that you more than deserve. Happy Birthday!! Love you @tommydidario

Why do they need so many balloons? 32 giant Mylar helium balloons cramped in a tiny apartment is a hazard. And why didn't he get a dinasaur balloon like Gio did?

This may or may not be worthy of inclusion in the STOP THE PRESSES club, but it seems that two disasters occurred on Jan. 28, 1986: Tommi DiDiarrhea was born—and the fucking Challenger exploded. Surely, our Tommi can somehow make the Challenger disaster about him.

Poor Tommy’s mind has not developed beyond that of a 5 year old. #childish

[quote]Why do they need so many balloons? 32 giant Mylar helium balloons cramped in a tiny apartment is a hazard.

There's Gio's next story for GMA!

Hot Mentor with niece on a night out!

And this hilarious comment!

Was Gio covering the SOTU? I can't imagine ABC didn't send their premiere reporter for such a high-profile event.

This skinny wool tie is back in stock that I designed in collaboration with @davidfinties! Click the link in my bio to check out my neckwear line 🙌🏻 tommydidario#mensfashion #fitness #plantbased #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #menswear

The Tommy DiDario Collection ....

This collection is very meaningful to me because I created a line that encompasses all aspects of my life. From the working man, to the extroverted socializer, to someone who likes to make a statement with his clothing, these ties are designed for all areas of your life.

David Fin is a company with a mission to help Veterans through a percentage of sales. To align with this, I will be giving $10 of each sale to help support The Folded Flag Foundation, assisting in providing educational scholarships to the families of our fallen soldiers.

I hope you enjoy The Tommy DiDario Collection! -Tommy

Tommy is such a giver. He gives to his people on a daily basis.

He looks good here, for a much needed change:

Wow, those ties are so...um, unique

Fake followers exposé

Tommy's opinion on fake followers

R512 He looks trendy. No need to change.

[quote]Was Gio covering the SOTU? I can't imagine ABC didn't send their premiere reporter for such a high-profile event.

Of course not -- Gio had to be at GMA to properly "welcome" Sam Champion back!

[quote]This skinny wool tie is back in stock that I designed in collaboration with @davidfinties!

So Tommy designed stock?!

Hello! Tommy is busy fielding multi-million dollar offers for his yet to be complete screenplay. You can't possibly expect him to pay attention to tiny details in his everyday writing. Leave Tommy alone!!!!

I want to buy Tommy's stock. How much is it worth?

So Tommy is circling back around and doing ties again.

Surely the YouTube channel is next!

Why didn’t ABC have Gio cover the state of the uniom? Doesn’t ABC respect our Gio?

Throwing it back to ocean views & a moment of complete zen. Hawaii will always be a place that has my ❤️. #tbt #mensfashion #menswear #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased

[quote] So Tommy is circling back around and doing ties again.

No. It's the same ties from a year ago. He's just hawking them again. Like all of Tommy's "exciting projects," he spends a day or two actually working on them, followed by years reminding us about them.

When will he make his next appearance on the Rachael Ray show? Or was that a one-shot deal?

Do you actually think Tommy did any work on that tie line? He picked out a few he liked from an already existing catalog. I'd be surprised if it took even an hour out of his super busy day of squeezing into tight clothes and posing.

It's a collaboration

[quote]When luxury tie company David Fin asked me to collaborate on a collection, I jumped at the opportunity. Ties are an article of clothing that everyone needs. Whether it’s to wear at work, a special occasion or an evening out, having nice ties in your closet is a necessity. What I love about David Fin is that the fabrics are sourced from Como, Italy, but the ties are handmade in New York City. The same quality of fabrics from the same mills as fellow high end designers are used in the creation of these pieces, but are one third of the price. My collection was created for the fashion-forward guy who isn’t afraid to take a risk.

r522, see r517

Isn’t throw back Thursday usually a reminder of a LONG time ago? They were in Hawaii like 2 weeks ago and its already a throwback? What a moron.

At least it's not another throwback to their wedding. 👰🏼👰🏼

David Fin is their friend that they hang out with. He's that nerdy guy with the glasses. Hardly an accomplishment to collaborate with him.

[quote]When luxury tie company David Fin asked me to collaborate on a collection, I jumped at the opportunity.

Yes, just like when Lifetime asked you to collaborate on a movie and grace them with a special cameo appearance, you jumped at the opportunity.

Yes, just like when Comedy Central asked you to collaborate on a TV show and asked you to star in Broad City, you jumped at the opportunity.

Tommy is funny. No wonder he is well liked and followed by thousands of gay men.

Tommy is the funniest person I know

Tommy is by far the smartest man I know.

Does anyone know many episodes of Broad City Tommy wrote? I know he's too demure to take credit.

The fam escaped the room! 🙌🏼

r537 Shouldn't Tommy be holding the QUEEN sign?

Where’s Abuela? Enemas for all!

This may be a wild guess, but I'll say that neither Tommy or Gio got any of the clues to get them out of the room

R540 It’s a team work and surely they were leaders of the team making all important decisions. They didn’t have time to look for clues, they were leading the mission.

Don't be silly, R540. Tommy got the winning solution by staring at all of the guys crotches and drawing upon his transformative Rachel Ray experience.This was only possible due to living a gluten-free pescatarian life.

I freely admit to never knowing who G & T are until now. The replies in this thread are giving life, humor, vitriol, glamour and strong knowledge. Repliers, can I eat lunch at your table?

[quote]Repliers, can I eat lunch at your table?

No, but we'll make you an honorary Mean Girl.

r544, as a sign of my sincere-yet-sycophantic gratitude, I pledge that I will play no part in trying to make #fitspo happen.

I wonder if Tommy would ever go into real estate if his bid to be famous (beyond his gay social media following) fizzles.

Who should play Gio and Tommy in the big-screen movie of their Disney princes romance?

And NO, Tommy can't play himself.

No. Real estate agents often have to work long hours, including nights and weekends, which would only take valuable time away from Tommy's book reports and screen play.

What about Gio's future political career?

Who loves cozy flannels as much as I do? Comment below with a 👍🏻! Have a great weekend, friends. ❤️ #mensfashion #plantbased #fitness #fitspo #fitnessmotivation #menswear

Does #fitspo stand for "fits poorly"?

There's a guy in Tommy's Instagram photo who is basically a hotter, straight, douchebro version of Tommy named Luke Ditella. He also seems to be a stay-at-home model and lifestyle enthusiast. Anybody know him? He's hot, but like Tommy an instant turn off.

People over 13 who still "celebrate" their birthdays like national holidays are to be avoided at all costs. WTF dude! Grow up!

I'd kill to know what Tommy's many "businesses" pull down a year in actual cash money (before expenses which I assume wipe ALL of it out). After Trump's returns, I'd love to get a peek at Tommy's Schedule C!

So... Tommy just needs to grow a beard and dress like a hipster douche?

Look who went to the Grammys last week

Why does that vapid dipshit walk in the middle of the street, especially in NYC? You can fairly hear the car horns blaring at him. What an asshole.

It's been a month since "lifestyle expert" Tommy DiDiario's last appearance on the Rachael Ray show, and so far he hasn't teased us with any information about another appearance. I guess that in Tommy's world, one 5-minute segment on a TV show makes him an "on-air contributor."

[quote] Why does that vapid dipshit walk in the middle of the street, especially in NYC? You can fairly hear the car horns blaring at him.

Tommy risks his life to bring fashion advice to his many followers. That's how much he cares.

R555 Don’t you see he doesn’t mind risking his life for us! It is his true nature. He is a warrior of fashion. You bitches make fun of him yet there he is risking his life looking handsome hot smiling. He is stronger than you who mock him down. We should be proud of him. I know I am.

Tommi was comped a real live camel by a rich Arabian and was quite fond of riding it to his favorite gluten-free, plant-based, pescatarian restaurant. One day he tied the camel up and went into the restaurant, and when he returned he found the camel was missing. As he was reporting the loss to the police, the officer asked if there was anything unique about the camel. "Why yes," replied Tommi, "it has a large anus."

"What makes you say that?" asked the cop.

"Well," said Tommi, "every time I ride it down Park Avenue I hear people say, 'Jesus, look at the big asshole on that camel.' "

R556 Tommy's appearance on Rachel Ray was such a catapult to his fame that the TV show has not been invented yet that can contain his star power. We must simple bide our time and tide ourselves over with mere instagram photos so that we do not burn ourselves by coming too close to Tommy's unfiltered glory.

Yes r558, jelly bitches were all, "That's gross," when T and that TV dude put on those genius tanks to fly first class. I mean, come on gay guys, totes #inspiration! Plus, T and BAE go different places on planes.

What #glutenfree, #fitspo, #pescatarian, #sponsored snacks is our Tommy making for the Super Bowl?

Stay tuned for the announcement: The Mrs Tommi Benitez Show. Coming soon.

Super Bowl celebration!

Happy Superb owl everyone!🏈🏉 How many of you are watching the big game? It's so exciting! Go Patriots! Who are you rooting for? Respond with a 🙌🏻. For every goal 🥅 scored I will post a new picture of me or a new gluten-free recipe for your Superboel watcing party! #fitness #fitspo #mensfashion #mensfitness #presbyterian #plantbased #football #sports

Started the week off with a workout session & my favorite plant-based bar from @sunwarriortribe. Now it’s #SuperBowl time. 🙌🏻🏈 #fitness #mensfashion #menswear #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased

Congrats Patriots for scoring another goal during halftime! 🏈🙌🏻 Here is my recipe for my gluten-free vegan pumpkin purée chocolate bars made with @sunwarriortribe protein. Roll them in toasted coconut "oats" for that added crunch and all day energy 💪🏻. Yum! #fitness #mensfashion #menswear #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #presbyterian #plantbased #vegan #glutenfree #football #sunwarrior #superbowl

Funny R567

R567 looks disgusting

Check out my doo doos at R567 #plantbased

Nice try R567. Tommy is much too classy for that

Mayhem in Philadelphia! I hope Gio was able to stay safe!

Gio cut a fart live on the air. Oopsie!

Chicago Sun Times movie critic Richard Roper was suspended from the paper after it was revealed that he paid money to a company to add 50,000 Twitter followers to his account.

Wonder if Tommy has ever paid for Twitter followers?

Ha! As if! Our Tommy would never have to pay for attention. His YouTube channel alone broke the internet. Plus, his cameo appearance on that Hallmark movie brought many cable systems to a standstill due to all of the traffic.

Can’t get through a busy week without my @gtskombucha by my side. Yes, I’m a total kombucha & probiotics nerd. 🤓 #sponsored #fitness #fitnessmotivation #plantbased #fitspo #fitfam #mensfashion #kombucha

[quote]So... Tommy just needs to grow a beard and dress like a hipster douche?

Both Tommy and Gio seem insufficiently hirsute to grow beards.

He can with the power of Facebook R577

r577 Which is a bit unusual considering there Cuban and Italian.

What exactly is Tommy busy doing in that photo at R576, besides looking like a total dweeb? Is he in a park cruising for cock?

Probiotics! Kombucha! Shopping for Clothes! Tommy is SUCH a frau.

[quote]What exactly is Tommy busy doing in that photo at [R576], besides looking like a total dweeb? Is he in a park cruising for cock?

He's drinking Kombacha, Rose. He's a total probiotics nerd, didn't you know?

r576, Tommy is reaching the very heights of unintentional self-parody, and I cannot stop giggling, help me.

These precious threads have also introduced me to Gio, whose "news" reports must be causing eyeroll-related injuries all over ABC. (Stop the presses: FAKE accounts on the interwebsites are putting your ONLINE LIFE in danger!!)

This @MrTurk mechanic-inspired jumpsuit was definitely the highlight of my Fashion Week looks. Are you feeling it? 😎 #NYFWM #mensfashion #fitnessmotivation #fitness #fitstagram #fitfam #menswear

Tommy made his way to the top! His Hawaiian pictures are on Australian Dna website.

Thanks R585! DNA is my latest collaboration. Stay tuned for more exciting news about my role as guest editor!

He's wearing a mechanic 🔧🔩 onesie? How butch.

It appears that Gio's star is quickly rising at ABC News. Now they have him doing some radio announcing!!! And notice that even for radio, Gio can't resist throwing in a few hand gestures.

GURL!

What in hell is Tommy wearing in R589? Yikes! And he criticizes how others dress?

Wow. My older sister has almost the exact same poncho in fifth grade

Tommy has done knit ties that look home-made; now he's doing ponchos hand-knit by Appalachian ladies who need a little extra "pin" money for their opiod addiction.

[quote]What the hell is Tommy wearing?

It's a poncho, Rose. Get out more.

That poncho is proof that Tommy will wear anything he's paid to wear, regardless of how ridiculous or ugly.

Tommy looks ridiculous in this pose.

Meanwhile, his stalker is calling himself "down to Earth" :

[quote]collin_newton_davis_1972Wow stunning beautiful amazing picture. You are such a great blessing to many. God be with you always. Love you. A very down to earth friend Ryan

The only books Gio reads are for children. lol

The Percy Jackson books are so pedestrian they make Harry Potter seem like War and Peace in comparison.

Please tell me Tommy is writing a book report about NYFW! In other news, he looks utterly ridiculous holding a duffel bag and a glass of champagne. And really, it's time to give those brown pants a rest.

It's like he's playing dress up. Mommy says holding a glass of champagne is what grown ups do.

Hilarious that no one followed Gio's instructions to post that hashtag and also hilarious that everyone is telling him that they read that book to their son or grandchildren!

Part 20 here!

See yall there!