Period horror stories

Never fucking happened. Next.

Tampon failure. Flooding. Bleeding copiously in the public pool. Got out of the pool with red rivers running down my legs. 15 years old and my crush witnessed it all.

PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!

My senior year of high school, I played the Snow Queen in my ballet company's Nutcracker. The costume was a beautiful, all-white number with the full on tutu - en pointe and everything. One of the lifts I had to do for the pas de deux was like this except the bent lower leg was straightened (so I was basically doing the splits), and my vagina was FACING THE AUDIENCE I had a tampon in, but lucky me, I thought I wouldn't need to put a pad in the tutu itself.... yeah, halfway through, apparently I started bleeding. Through the tutu. THE WHITE TUTU. and then I did a lift WITH MY BLOODY CROTCH FACING THE AUDIENCE My entire family came to that performance, and they were sitting in the first few rows. I didn't know until I got off stage and my teacher pulls me aside in the wings and whispers "I think you got your period". Commence hyperventiltiang. Luckily, the costume lady got the blood out right away (in time for curtain call) and all my other costumes had black crotches. but the BEST part? That was the night they filmed for the DVD of the performance. Hundreds of people have my bloody crotch on DVD for ever and ever. and THAT is my period horror story - I would be surprised if anyone else's was caught on tape (so to speak)

Remember on Nov 8. I bleed for ya and with ya gals.

This is the frauiest thread that ever fraued.

The Victorian Period produced a number of great horror story writers such as W.W. Jacobs, Sheridan Lefanu, Bram Stoker.

I love this thread. Nothing makes gay men run faster than a period story!

Catholic school, seventh grade. I used huge butterfly-wing pads, the ones that could absorb an abortion. I was playing kickball in overalls and I could feel the pad working loose with each kick and run around the bases.

It eventually worked itself free of my underwear and slid like a reluctant slug down my leg. It was my turn to kick the ball and I gave it a mighty blast with my right foot. The pad flew out of my pant leg and launched itself toward Timmy Hershbaum near second base. It landed with a wet thud, bloody-side down, and Timmy stepped on its sticky side as he rounded the bases.

Everyone started screaming and laughing, pointing at Timmy's blood-soaked shoe with the crimson diaper attached to it. The nuns were apoplectic.

I pretended not to notice and stuffed half a roll of toilet paper into my underwear to get me through the rest of the day.

Periods are gross, disgusting and painful. Have your kids and get that bleeder out. As you get older, periods just get worse.

The Others

From Hell

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

The Village (except not really)

R5, as a proud Hillary supporter, I have to say your comment is ... GREAT!

Once, I went to the women's room at the mall to use a tampon, I had just bought the small box of them, and when I went in, all the women looked at me like I was crazy and left, muttering rude comments. When I got into the stall, I realized why they did, when I went to insert the tampon, it was blocked from entering by my cock and balls.

What disgusting orifice. The last time I touched one I was sporting an umbilical cord.

I entered this thread expecting to see books that referenced Jack the Ripper , Penny Dreadfuls, and Dracula. Talk about lexical ambiguity !

R13 wins!

This thread = autogynphile j/o material.

Fuck off with your tired jokes, R6. You do know that lesbians and bisexual women also get periods, don't you?

My step-daughter got her period and it ruined our sexual relationship.

Bump

Sissy's pizza bread y'all

It's not a good idea going out in public in miniskirt on a extra-heavy flow day.

.^^^^^fake

Everyone loves this film on menstruation with a famous actor in one of his earliest roles.

And....the girl introduces herself by giving her measurements to an approving wolf whistle

I hope you get kicked in your bloody vaginer OP faker !

Dr Frank Frank in that video is downright scary. He looks like a Starsky & Hutch mob boss

I also started my period at 9. It was awful. I believe the faker's story.

I don't believe a word that falls out of Linda's gaping maw, including 'and', 'the' and 'of'.

Bump

LOL, R13.

This could be part of a more current thread on 'darkest moments'

Everyone, this "Linda" person was widely believed to have been one of Milo's socks! She disappeared years ago but she posted a lot of stuff like this, she was INSANE.

I don't know why someone bumped an old Linda thread but it's hilarious to read them now, years later. Here's an old thread where Linda was unmasked, sort of.

OP is Jonathan “Jessica” Yaniv, who trolls women’s restrooms for used sanitary pads to run against his incel dick.

This is completely stupid. pretty much only < than 5 percent get their periods at 9 years old and none of them would be adept at using a tampon (and if they didn't have the slim fit, wouldn't fit inside). most of the first few year girls used pads. and if you were doing something athletic and happened to have mastered how to insert a tampon, you would DEFINITELY also be using a pad as well to cover you. the only thing that fits this is you never know when it will start and should be prepared from a certain age (11 1/2 but usually 12 and up).

lol, this is pretty funny. Thanks for the bump, r29.

After the blood cum the boys.

Helen Keller had a daughter called Linda?

[Quote] I used huge butterfly-wing pads, the ones that could absorb an abortion.

Good God 🤣

Wow, I didn't know any of Linda's old threads survived.

Milo is Linda, who is also AuntieOP. Linda is apparently the name of one of Milo's aunts in real life.

This thread reminds me of Carrie

When I read the title of this thread I thought it was a companion piece to the poster who started a thread on Lesbian Period Dramas.

OP=Tranny

No girl uses a tampon when they first get their period you creepy fuck. Aren't you ashamed that THIS is what gets you off? Fucking creep

I see the 2015 bump troll has finally exhausted all 2015 threads

Bingo R43

R42, just stop. This thread is five years old and it's more about pointing out how your hero Milo used to troll DL with his fake persona "Linda" than it is about your fucked-up anti-trans agenda.

Couldn't you just die OP?

Linda/OP Was a weird obnoxious troll around the 2015/2016 election season. They showed up like a rash and created a bunch of gross threads like these, but just around that time. Some people claimed it was Milo.

I'm pretty sure Linda and Defacto are the same person. They show up and alienate the other people here and are generally just a fucking drag.

Is R4 Cathy Dollanganger?

R48 is quoting a 5 year old post I see. It's one of them, Linda, Defacto or whatever else they call itslef.

During the height of the pandemic here in Romania, my roommate was doing ALL the shopping and going out due to my asthma and I was living like a lazy ass shut in. Now, that cases have dropped in this city very significantly and she often has to work for two people, I had to go pick some up for her. I was the ONLY man looking at pads in that aisle and people here aren't subtle or "don't give a shit" like in the US....probably because despite minimum wage, they know they can get insurance and 85% salary if furloughed. So when I went to the register, both the cashier AND the older lady behind her sitting on a chair (it was near closing so they weren't too busy) looked at me. Now, I am an international spectacle. Seems the men here don't do that so.....

R49 you speak of me as if I’m the Oogie Boogie man.

How much harm could one fat total bottom do anyway?

R42 thinks a trans woman started this thread to "get off" when it's really a conservative gay male (Milo) being misogynistic.

"MOM, I *SAID* I'M BLEEDING OUT OF MY PUSSY."

The only female impersonation worse than this was when Judy "Pills" Garland claimed to have hit someone (Helen Lawson?) with a bottle of birth control pills Birth control pills don't come in a bottle

Here's my period horror story I bought a pair of period panties and used them, but Milo stole them to sell to Incel guys on ebay.