A really hot meth-head has starting hanging out on my street

I guess this is as good as an excuse as any to do meth again, OP.

Slip him a twenty and have at it.

Report back after you invite him home and he steals everything!

We really have declined as a board since the days of my neighbors college bound son Joel haven't we.

Slip that twenty in your crack and present hole.

Before Joel left to begin his senior year at Swarthmore, we were able to have several wonderful cooking practicums that I believe broadened his culinary horizons, and his parents told me that they hope he will carry these lessons with him, and help his college chums "up their game" in food preparation. We focused on the techniques of braising (beef short ribs, but also cabbage), and the beauties of cooking "slow and low." He seemed genuinely eager to learn (I don't think his parents are particularly adventurous in this regard). Joel often arrived at our late-afternoon cooking clinics fresh from his family's swimming pool, usually wearing only a t-shirt (who or what is "Nirvana"?) and swimming trunks. I worried that he might get splattered by hot liquids or burn himself on the stove, but Joel is extremely coordinated and graceful in his movements. Braising shortribs in a 250 degree oven involves lots of "down time," during which Joel would recline on the sofa and scroll through his phone. I don't know what Joel was looking at on his phone, but he seemed to be in a world of his own. Such a bright, lively young man!

Go for it. What could go wrong?

OP, are you in Tulsa?

If so, see ya on [italic]The First 48[/italic] real soon!

La Jolla was my guess

What's the worst that could happen, OP? Murder? At least you'd probably get that dick for a minute.

He has crystal dick. Hope you're the top.

Hot & meth head don’t seem to go together.

Well, they can, r12 but not for long. OP's meth addict hottie must be relatively new to the drug.

OP, if you can clear the hefty bags from the back seat of your car, you could fuck him.

This will end in tears. I just can’t decide which felony the meth head will commit against the hapless OP.

Grand theft auto? Burglary/larceny? Identity theft? Credit card fraud? Assault, for smashing OP’s mother’s family china over OP’s head? Sexual assault involving a broomstick? Manufacturing meth in the bathtub? 2nd degree murder? Arson to hide the murder?

I think it’s like a combination menu at a Chinese or Mexican restaurant, and it’s a combination of at least two of those,

I’ll be right over.

[quote] You can tell he needs a shower and, perhaps, a flea dip. Poor thing is seeing things and is talking to himself, but he is so fucking hot.

That's nice, dear. I'm glad you've got a type.

No matter what you look like, OP, for a few bucks on a day he is high enough, you could probably get him to your house and wash him down, possibly climb on. Ya' know, the promise of big bucks for dick. While you are at it, wash & dry his clothes.. Give him some of your old ones, you know, the ones you've. outgrown but still have.

Pictures or it never happened.

OP cursing Ocean Side restrooms again.

If you give him a juice box you may get touched by a hobo

Haven't you always wanted a rescue boyfriend?

Meth heads generally prefer passive anal when really high, OP. Trombone slide WAAA WAHH.

I am pretty sure a shower does not wash of the infestation of Scabies he has. Lice AND Crabs not far behind.

Have you seen the teeth?

Tell him you have a teeth optional policy at your house in case he is embarrassed to visit you.

If he's that hot, invite him over along with any of his hot meth friends and film a new video for "Slam Rush".

This thread is useless without pictures

Do you think he's a gypsy, tramp, or thieve?

^^^ a thieve ^^^ ???

I invited one of these types over one time with an offer of a "place to shower" and he never showered!

OP here. I find the guy hot, but I'm not going to have sex with a meth-head who is seeing people who aren't there and talking to himself. I've lowered myself for dick many, many, many times, but even I wouldn't go that low.

R32 thinks she’s fancy.

Yikes, I'd go double douche remember your sharing with his Meth Zanex and fentanyl dealer too. But love is love.

You’re being a bigot. Crazy people need dick too.

Whatever you do OP don't marry him...trust me on this

OP: Read and HEED!!!

Are you sure he's a meth-head? Maybe he's just schizophrenic.

This will end in tears and tears.

If you fuck him OP make sure you double glove that thing.

Also, THIS little trip down Memory Lane

I would ask if I could have your stuff but I’m sure he’ll take it all after he kills you.

The dick ain't worth the damage, honey.

You don’t have to bring him home. There’s always an alley or a public restroom. That way he doesn’t know where you live and can’t steal your stuff

Perhaps you should invite the street meth-head on your next bathhouse visit OP.

Everybody’s got to do their thing, OP. You just keep on doing 2000! 😉

The Albuquerque of it all.

I'm sure the OP's Aunty Ida will set him straight when she meets the "special new person" in his life at their introductory meeting at the local Olive Garden.

OP is so lucky. None of the meth heads on my street are the least bit appealing.