Touched by a Hobo

It hurts to remember it...and it was only once.

I gave a blowjob to a homeless man once.

The simply marvellous thing about the POOR is that they’re often TERRIBLY grateful!

SUCH a pleasant change from some jaded young men I know!

And since you ask OP, yes. The excellent thing is that WAIST fat — sadly ubquitious these days even amongst the gay young , whom one would consider the very last to harbour it, is usually MINIMAL. Those these proposed Trump boxes of caring calories are therefore a HUGE concern!

I haven't, but if he was good looking, and most of all clean with no funky body odors, I probably would have in my earlier years.

I once went on a unfortunate date with a woman who (for some reason) started to point out all the random homeless bums she had screwed as we passed them by. This was in the car, on the way to the restaurant. One was riding a bicycle. She was pointing at him through the car window and telling me how they had screwed randomly. This pointless information came from nowhere. Kinda killed the mood. My first and only date with a woman.

I sucked off a homeless Bangladeshi in a port-a-potty.

Bow down, bitches. Bow down to R7. Y'all will have a hard time besting that one.

Myself, I go to the baths frequently. I may have fucked a lot of hobos, but... who knows?

Back in the late seventies, I was cruising in my favorite lake front Park. I had smoked a joint and very relaxed. Hooked up with this hottie and we go to business in my car. We evidently weren't paying attention, as while my mouth is around my hotties dick, there was a tap at the window! Omg, a cop??? Nope, this apparent beach bum, tan, a little dirty, long stingy hair only dressed in corduroy pants, no shirt, no shoes. I rolled down the window, and the beach bum says, can I have some of that? The hottie and I looked at each other, and said sure! He crawled into the backseat, and pulled his corduroy pants and displayed his beautiful hard dick, and sexy furry bush. It was a 64 Impala, which had the split seats. The hottie and I took a couple of turns sucking his luscious dick. The hottie got to take the beach buns quick load. He pulled up his cordaroys, and left. The hottie and I looked at each other and said, that was fucking hot! We both went back to taking care of each other, taking each other's, now, quick load.

There was a tall young hobo with the body of an olympic athlete who spent his mornings on the track and field equipment outside my college dorm. He was very tanned and had jesus hair - it was the 80's and wore flimsy nylon shorts of the times, and no shirt. Very large cock and balls. He was mentally il - OCD - and lived in a shelter. His obsession was training. training. training. I was terrified of him but wanted so badly to fuck with him.

i brought a young polk st whore home, he was hot

then a yr later he was a homeless bum

and now is old lookin hobo sleepin on street

cant believe he was once in my house, and that he was hot.

good lord, why do they go that way....drugs killl their brain huh: dam meth

men used to go to a park toilet to suck hobo cock, i saw businessmen suk these homeless sad fugs. kinda sexy tho...they were attracted to filth...then went back to Goldman Saks on wall st

Homeless man of my dreams

This is horrifying. Preying on human society’s most vulnerable. All the untreated mental illnesses on the streets. Shaking my head. It’s bad, bad stuff. Please stop doing that people.

eric manchester and jeff bentley were homeless fiends when last i saw them on the streeets of frisco. i had them both when they were hot. eric fell hard....jeff still looks ok. tragice the way eric is so skinny and pale. how can humans choose to live that way...

In my 20s met a tall 6’7” ex basketball player in sweatpants who was likely on meth on Christopher St. and likely homeless. Took him home and it was the largest dick I have ever seen in all my life. Tried oral- some what successful. Tried to ride it- and he had lots of tricks he learned over time from being too large. Kinda worked a little. Ended up buzzing my apt a few times after. Hot guy - but definitely skanky. Eventually a neighbor saw him at door and threatened him to never come back. The end of that. One of many crazy experiences with crazy guys from my 20s in NYC - when things were much edgier and looser.

Do you mean Jim Bentley?

[quote] The excellent thing is that WAIST fat — sadly ubquitious these days even amongst the gay young , whom one would consider the very last to harbour it, is usually MINIMAL.

Starvation is wonderful that way!

Wasn't "Touched by a Hobo" a CBS series a few years ago?

Nope. I’m a proud hobophobe.

As a young boyI used to flirt with the hobos down at the railroad yards in SF. I thought they must live glamoumrous lives riding the rails with all their possessions dangling in a bandana at the end of a stick.

There are whole video sites devoted to this subject.

No, but I have a lot of friends who are real tramps.

HOBO CAMP!!!

I'm just here to congratulate the OP on a fantastic thread title.

This would make a great reboot of Touched by an Angel

......

Yes, I ate one once.

Never touched a hobo, but would consider it if he looked like this.

R22 - I can't find a whole video site - sounds hot! Please share a link(s)

I never had sex with one, but I did let a homeless guy shower at my hotel - I know it was a HUGE risk, but he seemed like a good guy. He showered, I gave him money and a dress shirt. He changed in front of me and had a ridiculously hot body, etc. but I don't think he realized I had lust in my heart. He used my hotel breakfast coupon, had a great meal, then left.

Hobo Chic.

Reminds me of society debs slumming at the hobo camps in the 30’s.

I think too many of you are bewitched by “My Man Godfrey.”

But it’s the drugs nowadays that make the difference. The brains of a lot of these homeless people are permanently damaged by meth. And many couldn’t care less about social institutions; all they want is more meth. It’s that bad.

Bum Bump.

I offered a blow job to a homeless guy once in exchange for a gift card to a grocery store. He was early 30’s, white, decently attractive and I always saw him on the way to my dry cleaners.

One day, I sat down next to him, introduced myself, and asked him “do you like blow jobs?” His response “who doesn’t?” Then I asked if I could blow him and he told me no.

I. Was. Humiliated.

I quickly got up and ran away. Over the next several months, every time he’d see me, he’d say hello. I was too embarrassed to look him in the eye and respond so I Justin ignored him.

A new low, poor R38 : (

It's bad enough to have sex with the homeless...but to be REJECTED by them (!!)

Gave me crabs

R38

Has everyone missed the irony of r38s story? Hobo begging for handouts and most likely successful.

R38 (self-admittedly a slut) begging for dick and unsuccessful.

No love is wrong....

Yes, when I visited London's East End. When we finished we cooked dinner over an open fire and enjoyed a lovely meal of beans and toast. I'm not sure, but I think it was that Mitchell kid who ran the auto repair shop, and just disappeared.

There was an awesome thread on DL a while back about a guy who was having regular hook-ups with a hobo and then sending him on his way with a juice box afterwards.

FOUND IT!

And it is indeed a classic.

What’s the worst thing Willie Nelson can say to you when you’re giving him head?

“I’m not Willie Nelson.”

Where are they, R22?

“Hey, you look like you could use a shower and a hot meal.”

One of my best friends is homeless. He is an active alcoholic, and has been kicked out of every halfway house and rehab. I let him stay with me when he is sober, but, after a few weeks, he starts drinking, and I kick him out. He is currently living on the street again. He is for the most part straight, but we have fooled around a few times. He is model handsome. 6'4". The bluest eyes you've ever seen. Nice lean build. Beautiful cock. He is a head-turner. He has a lot of people try to help him and feed him when he's living on the street, and I know it's because they want to blow him, but he is so clueless to it, that he doesn't see it, and is shocked when they approach the subject.

R35 sounds lovely :)

Never touched by a hobo but I was flashed by one once. I was in the underground London tube and this drunken, toothless crone who liked like a minor character from a Dickens novel pulled up her multiple skirts and leered at me.

oops, who LOOKED like a minor character . . .

Oddest encounter I had with a hobo was walking in New York one morning and a tough, drunk homeless (?) guy was staggering toward me. He looked me up and down, kind of fell off the sidewalk and slurred blearily, "Fucking JEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!" Which is weird, because I'm quite waspy looking.

It was surreal.

A hobo asked me for my number about a month ago. I firmly told him "no"

[quote]He looked me up and down, kind of fell off the sidewalk and slurred blearily, "Fucking JEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!" Which is weird, because I'm quite waspy looking.

There [italic]are[/italic] WASPy-looking Jews.

Yes. But since we knew nothing about each other, it would seem he would be purely judging me on appearance (?) What else would he have to go on?

Maybe I walked Jewish....

Five stars for the title of this post because it gave me a laugh.

[quote]I offered a blow job to a homeless guy once in exchange for a gift card to a grocery store.

This could be my fave DL sentence ever!

Do you keep a stack of them in your pocket for just such occasions?

[quote]R54 A hobo asked me for my number about a month ago. I firmly told him "no"

Should you die alone, may you look back on where the road might have turned that day, and remember what MIGHT have been TRUE LOVE!

Hey, a stiff dick is a stiff dick.

Why do I find that pic at R61 kind of hot? The guy getting blown is kind of hot. If he were clean and pressed, sure, I'd blow him. If he were the hobo? Not so much.

Oh look r61, it's Spermy!

R61 that man should NOT be homeless. he should be RICH beyond his wildest dreams!!!

He's dead r64, so he's neither.

How do you know he's dead? Did you kill him?

Certainly not r66.

"Touched by a Hobo" - A Hallmark Original on the Hallmark Channel, Sunday evening at 7:00PM

Mother, May I Sleep with a Hobo? Starring Jack Mackenroth as Jack, an innocent "young" man, Matt Rush as Hobo Joe, and Rocco Steele as Yeah, Fuck Yeah, a bum with a heart of gold.

R61's, creepy (servicing) guy is out there on the Interwebs sucking and getting fucked by all sorts of 'homeless' guys. I'm ashamed to even admit to having seen one.

That's disgusting how could anybody get off on seeing the guy sucking in r61 having sex? Also is he dead or is the hobo he's sucking dead? Also link please.

[quote]drugs killl their brain huh: dam meth

Oh, the irony . . .

I believe they're both dead r71.

You mean the guy blowing the guy on the truck has a series of videos when he services homeless men? That is gross. I did not realize that the guy is homeless. They're on the flat bed of a pickup; they could just be out in the woods. That really is gross. I can't imagine how bad he smells.

Is the guy blowing him a pron star? What's his name? Also how did you hear about their deaths? Are these friends or former colleagues of yours?

[quote]R68 [italic]Touched by a Hobo[/italic] - A Hallmark Original on the Hallmark Channel, Sunday evening at 7:00PM

I think it should star a roughed up Aidan Quinn....and in the second half, after being serviced by a businessman DLer in an alleyway, he gets cleaned up and lands a huge advertising campaign....his return to modeling.

(Alternate title: PRETTY HOBO)

Also starring Stanley Tucci as "Gus"

Mmmmmm

MY HOBO VALENTINE coming this month to the Lifetime Movie Network

Bump.

The guy that did those bum suck off videos was just gross, he was actually the thing that made those videos so disturbing, not the actual homeless guys.

But, who filmed it all? Who took that picture??

It's all just so hopelessly [italic]tawdry...[/italic]

That cock at r61 is just so lovely. I want to pet it and cuddle it and love it.

Well, if you had a spare shed he could crash in, you might have made a happy couple....

I warsh mysef wit' a rag onna stick.

How sad, r84. Here's a loofah.

I used to fantasize about having sex with this HBO hobo.

For the kinky and adventurous...

Well there was this one time, at hobo camp, we all got crazy drinking Sprite, and we took off our clothes...

I always wonder what the hobo jungles of the 1930s looked like.

R83 I loathe people who use pics and gifs STUPIDLY. This is what fraus do on Facebook.

Who still uses words luke “bum” or “hobo?” I haven”t heard anyone under 80 use those words in decades.

R91 Suck a bag of dicks, twat. "Clayton is a hobo?" ~ Dorothy Zbornak

R90

R93 Thank you, grandma.

You're welcome. I like that the little girl is toddling off to bed with a [italic]hot water bottle...[/italic]like she has severe arthritis, or something.

Don't judge me. Just adding some content.

This thread is great. Except r7 whose post made me gag. I’ve never had sex with a hobo, but a friend of mine did by accident. He didn’t know the guy was homeless until my friend asked if they could go back to the guys house just for a change. The guy replied “I don’t have a house or an apartment, I sometimes sleep in my car but it doesn’t run and all my stuff is in there anyway” Turns out when they met at the park, the hobo was actually sleeping there

Undeterred my friend continued to hook up with the hobo at my friends house until he became paranoid the hobo would steal his shit so my friend ended it.

[quote]R97 my friend continued to hook up with the hobo at my friends house until he became paranoid the hobo would steal his shit, so my friend ended it.

So often it is mistrust that undermines a relationship.

Now that we’ve covered sex with a hobo, I want to know:

Who’s had sex with a “no-account drifter”?

R95, and it's not just a plain water bottle...it's a water bottle with a knitted cozy around it. So warming and comforting.

R99

Does R92 know she’s quoting a 30 year old sitcom?

[quote]R100 [R95], and it's not just a plain water bottle...it's a water bottle with a knitted cozy around it. So warming and comforting.

Now if Grandma just gets her a nice mug to cradle....

r97 did your friend give him a juice box before he dumped the hobo?

Lol r104, no he’s not that DLer.

Besides the Spermy scenes (R61), are there any real scenes of straight homeless guys putting out?

Pretty much everything from Workin' Men studios

You actually believe that these were just random guys picked up off the steer to shoot commercial porn r107?

R108 Well, that's how I was discovered...

Have you ever seen the Workin Men videos, r108?

Picked up a boy just south of Mobile

I read the thread title as "touched by a homo".......i really should get my glasses checked.

R90 - people don't care.

for r90

Favorite title of a thread in a long time.

Here you go r89. See the hobo camp by clicking link below:

More!

LOVE Spermy! He's fab!

Once and for all, is Spermy alive or dead?

Thank you r116. Who's spermy?

VOMIIIITTTT

Spermy is the majorly hot guy with the huge peen at R61. The dude who's apparently quaffing of the peen is quite disgusting, but I'd do Spermy ANY day.

Spermy is the OTHER guy in that photo, r122.

Oh shit, you mean I've been whacking off to the wrong one?

lol!

If you can dig up the Brooke Shields MAC makeup collection from ebay or somewhere, pair it [italic]with[/italic] the QVC clothes....well, all I can say is the transformation will be complete.

^^ OMG....worst misplacement of a post EVER!!

Sorry.

What, she becomes a hobo?

Brooke Shields QVC collection is for the chic hobo. By wearing her gorgeous collection someone might mistake you for an employed person and take you home! You could live in their house for a whole week without being discovered as the hobo you are. Work it, love it, be it.

AND IT'S INEXPENSIVE! Every Hobo can afford it...

Spermy and friend.

What is this about?

Hot or not?

Hot, hot, hot, R132.

Was much discussed. Revoltingly hot.

R131 is where this thread really lives, though.

Does Spermy have a web page?

I googled Spermy sucking hobo and...

R137 Good detective work there, lady. Tip o the hat to ya there.

Those missing half their teeth to the front of the line!

R139, it says your link is virus bait...

Gross

The hobo at r137 looks like he gave up on life midway through the blowjob and expired to evade ejaculation.

Spermy as the exterminating angel, bringing the lowest on society’s ladder down to a subterranean level of despair.

Sex and Kafka r142.....

I was once at a bathhouse in DC and two homeless guys were fucking in the bushes by the parking lot. It was disgusting and hot at the same time.

How many lice jumped from one person to another during that encounter

Bump

Hobo Dance Party

Here are some hot hobos.

Link no seem to work, R147. I want to see the hot hobos.

Come on, aren't there any other hot hobo stories?

I want stories of young homeless trade.

I remember when I was 11 or 12 there was this hot junkie I used to see wandering around downtown. I'm from a small town so he stuck out. I was a naive gayling and had fantasies where we became lovers and I rescued him from his life. Shortly after I snapped the hell out of it. Luckily I was never touched by a junkie or a hobo, but I have been touched by a few cokeheads and alcoholics.

Okay this video is both disgusting AND hilarious

r152

Well, there it is. Undeniable proof that there is no God and no heaven, just hell and we're living in it.

I will not watch it.

I prefer to think they ended up together as a long-term couple.

That's right r154 Spermy is in an open relationship with all those guys

Let the judgers judge...but obviously the relationship(s) work(s) FOR THEM.

If you never take a chance, you'll never find The One.

The less teeth- the better the BJ!!!

Spermy bump

Okay, flame away, but I think this homeless guy is really hot. I like rough trade. What can I say?

R159 Agreed. Love those blue eyes of his and his slim body from not eating. Yummy. Homeless dude.

I'm sure he'd date both of you, if you just threw a spare mattress on the laundry room floor for him to sleep on.

Wow, there are some sad people on this site.

There are some vids of this guy on xtube who drives aroumd and picks up homeless men.He pick up one guy and takes him home. They had some real hot times together. I'll see if I can find the vids .

And yes the Workin man bids are very good

r160 don't forget to send him on his way with a juice box.

I hope you guys are out there getting your full of hobo dick in case we all die tomorrow.

[italic]HOBO CAMP GANG BANG[/italic]

Coming Soon

Man. That guy at R159 just breaks my heart.

It might be fun to take home a homeless guy and give him a bubble bath and a shave and a pizza and beer and some comfort.

R159's video made me cry, because I had forgotten what it was like to go through that. I honestly had tuned out the time I was homeless from my memory, and that brought it back. You can only go so many days without eating before you're ready to fuck anyone if they'd just feed you something.

I've made some comments on some other threads about homeless pickups, but never made any connection before, because I think I've blacked some things out in my memory.

R170 Mary! Hearing a homeless guy talking about going on dates, lol, hilarious!

Who needs Brooke? Suzanne's 3-way poncho is so chic and ready for hobo wear in all kinds of situations!

[quote]The ultra-soft and lightweight fabric makes it the go-to garment for all seasons.

I'm scared. Is it polyester??

Bump

Yeh, more homeless sex. But not gross ones.

Any Londoners care to comment?

[quote]Any Londoners care to comment?

I guess in London, "taking it up the bum" can have two meanings.

There used to be areas of Balboa Park in San Diego where you could pick up guys who were obviously hustling, even in broad daylight. I paid numerous of them various small sums of money to spank them either in the bushes or in the car. The do-gooders got busy and ran them all away. I recall one of them said, after getting about 25 good swats with my hand, "wow, I gotta go somewhere now and stick my ass in some ice". I think I gave him 20 or 25 bucks, a dollar for each spank, nice, cute ass though in snug jeans. Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles used to be crowded with homeless young hustlers. Alot of drifters, homeless types come to southern California because it is more or less warm all year round. Had a hepatitis crisis in San Diego a few months ago because it was getting to the point where they would shit anywhere. The cops tried to run them up to Hillcrest, the gay quarter in San Diego and all they accomplished was to piss off the gay guys.

Skip to the 1:31 mark. Is that the same guy at R161?

Uncleanliness is one of the major reasons it took me so long to come out. I even make my new new lovers shower in front or with me. A hobo? Or fuck no.

Don't feel bad, R38. He said no to the blowjob because he knew that he wasn't worthy of your golden gloriousness. Think of it as a compliment.

SPermy looks a lot like Richard Simmons. Maybe that's where he's really been.

I get the whole homeless guys can be hot thing, but isn't that just using someone down on their luck?

The guy at r61 is quite aggressive

I love sucking an aggressive guys cock....but not a hobo.

Spermy is repulsive on a level I seldom see in porn.

The alpha hobo at r185, however, has a surprising appeal. I wonder how many years he’s been using his dick to get by.

Agree r187 it's strange because he's probably quite smelly. Spermy looks like a more grotesque Richard SImmons. What's his deal anyways. Is Spermy homeless too?

The guy getting sucked off atr188 has an expression almost as enigmatic as the Mona Lisa.

Is he disgusted, bored, or filled with desire for that bottle on the table?

The entire shot is like an accidental masterpiece tableau of squalor and luridity.

I love r189

I got hit on by a hobo junkie last night I was mortified.

If only most hobos were cleaner…

Got asked for money by three decent looking hobos with piercing blue eyes and sweaty RIPPED body. One of them has two gigantic perky nipples but i had to keep my hands clean and my dignity in check...... I donated $20 in total..................................

[quote] I get the whole homeless guys can be hot thing, but isn't that just using someone down on their luck?

It's nice to know his luck has just improved!

There was a skeevy drug addicted but skinny pervy hustler in my neighborhood that I has sex with once. He also stole a piece of jewelry owned by my late grandfather. He ended up in prison. He may have been homeless.

IIRC, Spermy wasn't homeless himself--he probably looked that way to put his "costars" at ease...

Also, IIRC, he got his cinema series shut down by The Powers That Be who ran the shelter where he found so many of his guys. It was like Schwab's Drugstore not letting Mervyn LeRoy say hello to all those Lana Turners...

So me and a group of friends went to South Padre Island in our early 30s. I went on a beer run and saw a hot homeless surfer-looking guy hitchhiking and I had a day-drinking beer buzz so I picked him up. He was the closest I had ever been to anyone “homeless” or a hobo but he was built and asked if he could hang out with me. I said I couldn’t because I had a rental house full of guests, but I had a joint in the ashtray and told him to spark it! He did and he picked up on the fact I was a homo and said he needed some cash. He started rubbing his crotch area and told me to park on the beach. I did and he forcibly grabbed my head and pulled it down to his sweaty unwashed crotch and told me to “suck it.” He was only about 6 or 7 inches but the thickest cock I’d ever had my lips wrapped around. I tasted precum but he never shot his load. I jacked myself off and shot all over my board shorts. I got myself together, handed him a 20 dollar bill and said “nice to meet you.” I went straight home and washed my mouth out with Listerine for 5 minutes straight!

Those young travelling street kids in Montreal's gay village are hawt.

I'm so turned on bump street meat. It is my top porn search and I get so horny seeing a cute guy homeless on the street or asking for money.. I finally got the nerve once to ask one of them if he wanted to make $50 and we went back to my place and I jerked him off

I was standing outside some SF bar and a blonde twink (cute!) in a Mercedes convertible pulled up, went in the bar, came out about 10 mins later alone, and some homeless guy said "Take me home and I'll fuck you all night long. The kid took him home.

It's so touching to read so many tales of philanthropy. My faith in mankind if restored.

You are truly touched by a hobo then, R201.

[QUOTE]Uncleanliness is one of the major reasons it took me so long to come out. I even make my new lovers shower in front or with me.

I think what happens with you is that you were a mermaid in your previous life.

Best thread title EVAH

That’s so hot, R200. What did the hobo look like??

Hobosexual

I let a homeless man cum in my ass once. His stench stayed on me for days, and he gave me syphilis. True story.

Isn't it romantic, R207?

R207 That is epic that he gave you such a gift. You were blessed.

I confess. I am a hobosexual.

[quote]r207 I let a homeless man cum in my ass once. His stench stayed on me for days, and he gave me syphilis.

Have you dealt with the betrayal in therapy?

I hope you have allowed yourself to love (hobos) again.

A few years ago I was talking to a fairly nice-looking homeless guy I met on a suburban hiking trail. He said he'd jack me off for $5. I asked him if he'd let me buttfuck him for more $$$ (actual amount never discussed), but he said no, he couldn't do that. He did pretty well with the hand job, though.

I love crusing homeless guys. The nastier the better. They are uninhibited, hot, with real man smells. I love swamp ass, ripe pits, cheesy cocks, sweaty balls etc. I HATE douching before anal. It's so prissy and artificial and NOT masc.

CLAYTON IS A HOBO???!!!!

Never. I am sure that they stink.

I have a straight friend who used to pick up crackhead girls and he would give them crack if they let him fuck their feet. He did that to hundreds of crackhead girls. He would videotape it and he sold the videotapes.

R 213 except real masculine guys never type out or use the word MASC

I warsh mysef wit a rag onna stick.

Clayton is a hobo.

bump. more hobo-touching stories, please.

Musical interlude...

Thanks for posting that, R222. It's very poignant.

Oh, those wacky Floridians!

I'd do either one of them.

I'm more of a tramp or vagabond lovin' guy myself. It's the bandanna on a stick thing.

I wanna gets me a hot homo hobo.

The song at r222 is beautiful and moving.

Hobos. SO hot right now.

Unsure if he was homeless, but I had the joy to make out with one of the raven haired sexy SE Portlanders in a Fantasy adult book store. His fit body, bushy hair, warm mouth, and angelic face contrasted with the stench of the street that emanated from him. I still get hardened by the sense memory of his thick hair in my hands as I fed him my cock.

That’s really hot, R230. Either homeless or hippie, but sexy and young regardless.

Happy New Years to all the hobos who we have touched and who have touched us.

Ode to a Lost Hobo Love

(Tim Robbins' dad was part of this group, BTW)

I'd like to witness the return of the bindlestick.

I have been touched by many a homo....I will be scarred for life.

What is meant by a hobo? I mean what would be the british version of a hobo as it is not a term they use ?

Really, in this day and age it just means homeless.

Historically, it meant men who lost their jobs during the Great Depression and jumped on and off freight trains (without paying) as they looked for work from town to town.

Thank you r237

And do a lot of hobos seek out gay men for sexual encounters , shelter, money etc? Can a young person be a hobo or would their age mean they are a rent boy whereas a hobo is more an older guy than that?

r238 I actually read a book about hobos back in the day a few years ago. Apparently during the 30s and 40s the old men would protect and look after the younger ones for sexual favours. Basically the younger guy would be the old dude's bitch.

My ex did some of his interning (in social work) working with homeless men, and he shared lots of very sad stories with me. It's very difficult for many of us to imagine what it's like to fall through the cracks, so to speak. It always upsets me when I hear people say, "Get a job": how does one get a job when you don't have an address, a phone, and you've lost your Social Security card and identification?

When I was still commuting back and forth to the office, I'd sometimes take a certain route along a busy thoroughfare. During the summer, I'd often see a very handsome man, standing near the corner, holding up a cardboard sign, "Will work for food". He had dirty blond hair, a deep tan, a lean, muscular body, and a few tattoos. He noticed me looking over at him once when I was stopped at a red light, and he immediately rolled up the short sleeves of his T-shirt to highlight his gorgeous arms. And then he gave me a confident look. Good Lord, I was ready to tell him to hop into the car, but I figured I'd probably end up being beaten to death if I attempted something like that.

I miss Spermy. He needs to post more vids.

Spermy is da bomb.

What the fuck is a hobo? And how old are you OP?

Example of a hobo. It's also a style of purse ladies.

Do hobos, bums, and tramps ever breed? That is just a bad idea.

I've read several Jim Tully books they were very fascinating

Sexy hobo lore

I have this fantasy about accidentally wandering into a hobo jungle and being gangbanged raw by all the vagrants. They’d use spit and cooking grease as lube and take turns playing the harmonica as they waited in line for their turn to ravage my hole.

How darling! Then Cary Grant or William Powell could swing in, and carry you to the altar for the happy fadeout!

I googled it and there are actually hobo gangbang videos.

Sign me up!

Missing Spermy. Always.

Like a hobo touched for the very first time.

Isn't Spermy dead?

R2, hashtag me too

I love r250.

Any good hobo touchings lately?

Like a hobo touched for the very first time

I always thought Jason Momoa looked a both like a seXy hobo.

When I was in Chicago last year for a 5 day visit I met some guy on Grindr and invited him back to my hotel room. He said he was in the area doing some errands. He was kinda cute maybe 35, good shape, T shirt, jeans and a backpack. We talked for minute and then he asked if he could take a shower before we got down to the deed. I said sure. He came out of the shower, blew me and I fucked him and played with his big dick. As he was getting dressed it dawned on me that he living on the street cause he asked if he could have a bunch of the mini bar snacks in the room to take away. I was a bit taken back and said sorry no cause they cost way too much. He said he totally understood and left. I felt a little stupid afterwards.

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This documentary reminded me of this thread. There’s actually one super hot hobo. I don’t know he’s that good looking and homeless.

Ew, no.

I went into a park bathroom and there was a guy sleeping/passed out sitting on a toilet. His pants were around his ankles and he had a big, fat dick. I went over to him and grabbed it and squeezed and played with it a bit. It was definitely one of those "I hate myself but I can't help myself" moments. He never woke up, I don't remember if his dick responded or not. Too conflicted to be in the moment.

I stuck a ten spot in his shirt pocket and went on my way.

Thank you r266 that was magical.

Around 2006 I was in San Francisco near the piers. They were handing out free samples of some type of breakfast cereal. I had a bunch of them on me when we went back to our hotel on Powell street. I handed them out to some homeless guys. One guy took it grudgingly(he probably would have preferred $. Another homeless guy I handed the cereal to looked at the ingredients then handed the cereal back to me saying-Too Much Sugar!

MARY

Creepy

I wonder if spermy is still alive. He doesn’t look very healthy.

[quote] Another homeless guy I handed the cereal to looked at the ingredients then handed the cereal back to me saying-Too Much Sugar!

That's San Francisco for you.

I used to see this incredibly hot homeless guy in my town often. He was alway stalking to himself and usually loudly. He was obviously schizophrenic. While I fantasized about him, I couldn't ever let anything happen. Having a schizophrenic brother made me sad to think anyone would actually take advantage, and yes, it would be taking advantage of the homeless guy's situation.

The homeless near me are all dreary

Repulsed and turned on at the same time

I've never been with a hobo

Bump I’m just wondering how hobos are handling covid. How are they going to deal with a cashless society? I guess panhandling will be a thing of the past. Has anybody taken in a hobo or two during this difficult time?

“Touched by A Hobo: A Memoir of Forgiveness and Discovery”, a failing NYT bestseller

With my disastrous love life, a hobo would be an upgrade.

I used to fuck around with a guy who was sort of a hobo. He worked but was unreliable so he got fired frequently. He lived with friends and rented a room but seldom paid rent. He was always broke because he spent his money on drugs, fashion and alcohol. He even resorted to using the food bank a few times because he didn’t have money for food.

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Back in the 90s, I had a roommate who was a hobosexual. Every month or so, he would drag homeless men back to the apartment and fuck them in his bedroom.

I moved on a soon as was practicable.

We as a nation have been touched by a hobo these past four years.

Some of the younger hobos are kind of cute

Also I had no idea there was a hobo king or hobo olympics

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I was molested!

"Hobo"? Is everyone living in a Preston Sturges movie circa 1940?

I used to have a fuckbuddy who was kind of like a hobo. He showered but was charming enough to grift off of his friends. He worked usually as a line cook but would quit or get fired every few months. He lived with a friend and didn’t pay rent. I never gave him any cash because I’m not an idiot but I let him stay at my place a few times. He was a decent guy and never stole anything. He told me he was an ex crack addict and was definitely an alcoholic and recreational drug user when I knew hiM. He was a lot of fun in bed but he’s in his 40s now and actually resembles a hobo. He’s sort of got his shit together.

Like a hobo touched for the very first time!

I saw men from downtown offices with briefcases in suits,, go to a toilet in a near park and suck and rim bums....weird.

Hobo, no. Homo, well of course, you silly.

I was non consenruslly touched by a hobo once

Now there's millions of homeless bums to choose from on every street. Woohoo!

I hope we all get touched by a hobo this Easter!

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Yes, please. You can have you fill of them at most ABS. All looking for a five minute blinking$20 for a hit of meth.

George Orwell in "Down and Out in Paris and London" (1933) talks about sleeping with hobos and them wanting to have sex with him.

With all the millions of hobos infesting LA right now, some of you must've slept with a hot one. Spill, bitches.

Baby I compare you to a touch by a hobo, on the gray

That Orwell book was great. .Travels with Lisbeth is a good book too. The writer is gay and was homeless. I wonder what happened to him.

Samuel Delaney also wrote a graphic sorry novel about his affair with a homeless man. Is really good but I have forgotten rhe title.

Apparently there has always been a lot of gay sex with hobos

I've noticed young hobos are fucking hot these days. I guess not sleeping and walking a lot keeps them thin. They often have good dress sense, too. No doubt they are packing huge cocks as well. The modern hobos are like fricken' super models. Hot, thin but nowhere to call their own.

Don't click on R301 It's all about normalizing pedophilia. Not fucking cool.

This seems like a good time for hobo lovers

I have a dissolute acquaintance who is referred to by some in my circle as "Your hobo friend."

I was flashed by a hobo in a police station on my way to the state psychiatric hospital.

Are vagrants good lovers?

Dirty Mike and the boys in a Prius.

We’re you gangbanged r308?

[quote]We’re you gangbanged [R308]?

R309, I am saving the details for my memoir, Hobosexuality.

I had one fall asleep against me once while riding a city bus. He was snoring and I couldn't get him off of me in time to catch my stop. Ah, memories.

[quote] This is horrifying. Preying on human society’s most vulnerable. All the untreated mental illnesses on the streets. Shaking my head. It’s bad, bad stuff. Please stop doing that people.

Honey, what are you carrying on for? It's not like we don't pay them afterwards by giving them at least a can of creamed corn.

Does ass beat count as touched?

Where are they now?

I’m glad Rufus got clean before he died

[quote]I offered a blow job to a homeless guy once in exchange for a gift card to a grocery store

Now, why on EARTH would you expect a homeless guy to have an unwanted grocery store gift card on him?

Hobo love bump

R264, that good looking Hobo (Big Al?) becomes a fat super drunk in a motorized wheelchair.

R318 did that happen in the documentary? I haven’t seen it in a few years.

When I moved to LA I drove across the country. In LV I picked up a hitchhiker. He was german and hot. He said he was going to LA as well, so I took him all the way. We talked about everything on the way there. I told him I had my apartment lined up. He said "I don't have anywhere to go." It was so sad. He put his hand on my knee and asked if he could stay with me until he found a job. Then his hand moved up to my crotch and he smiled and said. "I can do other things."

We get to where my apartment is in LA. It was a small furnished place Weho adj. I grabbed the keys from the lock box and we go inside. He askes to shower and does. Comes out in a towel with a boner. We were fucking in no time. He stayed about a week with me, fucked every night. Then one night he just never came back. Turned out he mete someone with a bigger place and more money.

This reminds me of a guy that was always on the streets of Madison (WI). I never interacted with him, but he was skinny, looked like a cross between Joseph Gordon Levitt and Ashton Kutcher, and always had sweatpants on that showed off a truly enormous cock.

Apparently he loved getting it sucked and came like a firehose, but he'd also have times where he just walked around in a daze....I'm guessing he may have been schizophrenic. He was either homeless or would be harassed by neighbors if he was in the midst of an episode and would head out to the streets.

No, OP, but my senses have been pleasantly assaulted by many a box of hohos... I felt quite dirty after guzzling their delicious creaminess with greedy abandon but, what can I say? Some of us can't get enough pleasure!

Not me but a friend. My friend was an unashamed slut. He cruised a homeless guy at a bus stop and took him home. The guy actually lived with my friend for a couple months. I met him a couple times. It was really sad. He was nice looking. He was about 6 ft, fit and lean because he walked all over the city, gray hair and aqua blue eyes which were striking. My friend said he had a huge cock, too.

He was very intelligent and well-spoken. He was honest and told us he had pretty severe schizophrenia. When he was taking his meds, he was mostly fine and seemed fairly normal. He had been a college professor but his mental illness got worse and he left his job, lost all his money and then just wandered the country. He'd have periods when he was compliant with his meds, but then he'd fall off the wagon so to speak. When he went non-compliant, his hygiene would not be so great and he would just wander around and try to stay away from people.

After about 6 weeks of fucking my friend, he started to go non-compliant with his meds and by the end of two months he disappeared. He didn't take anything and there was no violence or anything. My friend said he just saw these changes where he didn't seem to want to be around my friend anymore, and the guy's hygiene started to slip. My friend was forewarned so not surprised when it happened, but for about a year all my friend could talk about was how much he missed getting fucked by that guy. He never saw him again.

Touched by a hoho…

I have sex with multiple homeless men, and was homeless myself and taken advantage of. I ran away from home at sixteen, and hustled truck stops in Idaho and Montana. I was homeless, living in gas stations or in the cabs of my tricks. I guess I must have sex with several hundred truckers over a three year period. Some of it was hot: these were masc, meaty men. I don't regret it and made enough money to move to Portland. I cruised lots of homeless men. I'm fem, a bottom, chubby, and 60 this year. I don't have many options so I have paid homeless men to top me or to let me suck their dicks and eat their asses. I do this intermittently, as the mood strikes me. Sometimes they refuse. Most times they accept. I'm poz so I don't use protection.

R325, your story started terribly tragic and then it has taken an utterly repulsive turn. You're positive and have unprotected sex with random men without informing them about it? Do you realize that this is a crime? As if they didn't lead tragic enough lives by being homeless, you're potentially destroying their health and signing the death sentence, as it's unlikely that they'll be able to get antiretroviral medications.

In short, you're an utter piece of shit.

Touch me, touch me hobo....

THEN just walk away......

I had a hobo grab my ass and run before

Have any of you gotten it on with a homeless guy in his box before like Max Wright?

R325 = JT LeRoy!

Man finds his wife getting touched by a hobo

I was recently touched by a hobo spider

There are a bunch of meth head hobos in LA and Palm Springs. I'm afraid they'll try to touch me. They're all so gross.

R325 for the win.

Some of the younger train hopping hobos are cute

I had a hobo pursue me on my way home. I made it through my apartment door without him though. He tried to touch me.

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When I was in college, I worked in the student life office for work study. Lots of fun gossip to be overheard.

My sophomore year, security was called because a hobo was found peeing in an elevator. When they investigated, they found out a freshman girl had let him stay in her apartment for the weekend in exchange for buying her booze. She'd also fucked him. But the hobo, despite having spent 2-3 days in an apartment, didn't bother to shower. She was kicked out of school.

R325 made me want to take a Silkwood shower.

how sexy!

Erotica. Hobomance.

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Homeless guys are hot sometimes.

Didn't we have a Touched by a Carnie thread too?

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I've fucked and been fucked by a plan old bum, OP, but never a hobo.

No, baby, but boy have I ever been to me!

Yes r346. The touched by a carny thread is great too

I once had a very short fling with a guy I was really into. Short, tight body, enthusiastic bottom but he was really turned in by homeless guys. He thought he was letting me down easy by admitting it. He told me he’d been robbed and beaten up a few times but there couldn’t help himself. He told me that he thought they had some sort of dominance over him that he got off on. “Like violence,” I asked?

Hobos? Goodness, gracious, NO! I expect my gentleman callers to be clean, well-groomed, have plenty of money, show intense stamina, and are generous and appreciative.

Like a hobo touched for the very first time

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What did I tell you about picking up strays?

I went to Montreal with my dog and a travel buddy I met in recovery and stayed in an AirBNB. We went out clubbing and met up with a hot looking guy- and I spent the entire night trying to seduce him while we were looking to score drugs. We even all sat down and had a hearty breakfast together.

We found some crack and all smoked it together under a stairwell under the stars, I don’t do crack took one toke, and it gave me a terrible stomachache, so I went back to the AirBNB alone. I found out the next day my buddy had sex with him high on lots more crack he had found after I left.

While walking my dog that morning, I came across the same guy in the street and it was though he didn’t recognize me with my cap and sunglasses, and he hit me me for a dollar. It was then I realized he was homeless.

My travel friend had relapsed and never talked to me again.

Just don’t touch a hobos add with your tongue if you could get shigella

I’ve been a hobo but I never had to touch anyone. I did smoke their cigarette butts off the ground. Maybe that’s where the butt thing started.

Yes, in a room that was letting for 50 cents.

It was on a Union Pacific Streamliner in 1943. I was going out to the coast to star in "One Love for the Duration, a musical the Freed unit hired me for. Buzzard Jack got on at Tucumcari and hid in my compartment. The most powerful, versatile tongue I've had -- even better than Miss Le Suer.

I saw a man hobo and a lady hobo having a lovers quarrel this morning. It was beautiful and tragic like an opera

Homo?

R25 No - it’s plagiarising the much funnier old DL thread “Touched by a Carnie”

And no I haven’t been….

I was a manager for a celeb stylist in NYC and he would hire these crazy but gorgeous large donged Dominicans and Blacks. One time, he hired a guy that was always half an hour late. He had a problem with meth, partying and I found out the guy he was staying with kicked him out weeks ago. He was homeless and sleeping on the train.

Angry, I said, “Why can’t you just sleep closer by??”

How can a homeless guy be late??

Some homeless dirty pos homeless dude with no teeth grabbed my ass once.

Clayton is a homo?

No. But I slept with a lesbian once. D oh es that count?

No, but I was cruised hard once by a loner Hare Krishna. Jealous much?!

Carnies are hobo adjacent

A female friend was screwing around with this guy who talked a good game, but I suspected he was homeless and using her for a bed and a shower.

They kept trying to set up a three way with me, but he was gross and I wasn’t going anywhere near her.

He started stealing money from her and then admitted he liked to sleep with underage women. She stayed with him for a few more months (gack) but he finally left when a mutual acquaintance threatened to redecorate his face. He lived under an overpass for a while after that.

Christ no offense r370 but your friend must have been very desperate