Have you ever fucked or been fucked by a hobo or just a plain old bum? Please tell us your tale.
Touched by a Hobo
|by Anonymous||reply 301||06/09/2021|
It hurts to remember it...and it was only once.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/15/2018|
I gave a blowjob to a homeless man once.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/15/2018|
The simply marvellous thing about the POOR is that they’re often TERRIBLY grateful!
SUCH a pleasant change from some jaded young men I know!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/15/2018|
And since you ask OP, yes. The excellent thing is that WAIST fat — sadly ubquitious these days even amongst the gay young , whom one would consider the very last to harbour it, is usually MINIMAL. Those these proposed Trump boxes of caring calories are therefore a HUGE concern!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/15/2018|
I haven't, but if he was good looking, and most of all clean with no funky body odors, I probably would have in my earlier years.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/15/2018|
I once went on a unfortunate date with a woman who (for some reason) started to point out all the random homeless bums she had screwed as we passed them by. This was in the car, on the way to the restaurant. One was riding a bicycle. She was pointing at him through the car window and telling me how they had screwed randomly. This pointless information came from nowhere. Kinda killed the mood. My first and only date with a woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/15/2018|
I sucked off a homeless Bangladeshi in a port-a-potty.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/15/2018|
Bow down, bitches. Bow down to R7. Y'all will have a hard time besting that one.
Myself, I go to the baths frequently. I may have fucked a lot of hobos, but... who knows?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/15/2018|
Back in the late seventies, I was cruising in my favorite lake front Park. I had smoked a joint and very relaxed. Hooked up with this hottie and we go to business in my car. We evidently weren't paying attention, as while my mouth is around my hotties dick, there was a tap at the window! Omg, a cop??? Nope, this apparent beach bum, tan, a little dirty, long stingy hair only dressed in corduroy pants, no shirt, no shoes. I rolled down the window, and the beach bum says, can I have some of that? The hottie and I looked at each other, and said sure! He crawled into the backseat, and pulled his corduroy pants and displayed his beautiful hard dick, and sexy furry bush. It was a 64 Impala, which had the split seats. The hottie and I took a couple of turns sucking his luscious dick. The hottie got to take the beach buns quick load. He pulled up his cordaroys, and left. The hottie and I looked at each other and said, that was fucking hot! We both went back to taking care of each other, taking each other's, now, quick load.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/15/2018|
There was a tall young hobo with the body of an olympic athlete who spent his mornings on the track and field equipment outside my college dorm. He was very tanned and had jesus hair - it was the 80's and wore flimsy nylon shorts of the times, and no shirt. Very large cock and balls. He was mentally il - OCD - and lived in a shelter. His obsession was training. training. training. I was terrified of him but wanted so badly to fuck with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/15/2018|
i brought a young polk st whore home, he was hot
then a yr later he was a homeless bum
and now is old lookin hobo sleepin on street
cant believe he was once in my house, and that he was hot.
good lord, why do they go that way....drugs killl their brain huh: dam meth
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/15/2018|
men used to go to a park toilet to suck hobo cock, i saw businessmen suk these homeless sad fugs. kinda sexy tho...they were attracted to filth...then went back to Goldman Saks on wall st
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/15/2018|
Homeless man of my dreams
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/15/2018|
This is horrifying. Preying on human society’s most vulnerable. All the untreated mental illnesses on the streets. Shaking my head. It’s bad, bad stuff. Please stop doing that people.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/15/2018|
eric manchester and jeff bentley were homeless fiends when last i saw them on the streeets of frisco. i had them both when they were hot. eric fell hard....jeff still looks ok. tragice the way eric is so skinny and pale. how can humans choose to live that way...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/15/2018|
In my 20s met a tall 6’7” ex basketball player in sweatpants who was likely on meth on Christopher St. and likely homeless. Took him home and it was the largest dick I have ever seen in all my life. Tried oral- some what successful. Tried to ride it- and he had lots of tricks he learned over time from being too large. Kinda worked a little. Ended up buzzing my apt a few times after. Hot guy - but definitely skanky. Eventually a neighbor saw him at door and threatened him to never come back. The end of that. One of many crazy experiences with crazy guys from my 20s in NYC - when things were much edgier and looser.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/15/2018|
Do you mean Jim Bentley?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/15/2018|
[quote] The excellent thing is that WAIST fat — sadly ubquitious these days even amongst the gay young , whom one would consider the very last to harbour it, is usually MINIMAL.
Starvation is wonderful that way!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/15/2018|
Wasn't "Touched by a Hobo" a CBS series a few years ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/15/2018|
Nope. I’m a proud hobophobe.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/15/2018|
As a young boyI used to flirt with the hobos down at the railroad yards in SF. I thought they must live glamoumrous lives riding the rails with all their possessions dangling in a bandana at the end of a stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/15/2018|
There are whole video sites devoted to this subject.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/15/2018|
No, but I have a lot of friends who are real tramps.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/15/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/15/2018|
I'm just here to congratulate the OP on a fantastic thread title.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/15/2018|
This would make a great reboot of Touched by an Angel
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/15/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/21/2018|
Yes, I ate one once.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/21/2018|
Never touched a hobo, but would consider it if he looked like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/21/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/21/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/21/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/21/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/21/2018|
R22 - I can't find a whole video site - sounds hot! Please share a link(s)
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/22/2018|
I never had sex with one, but I did let a homeless guy shower at my hotel - I know it was a HUGE risk, but he seemed like a good guy. He showered, I gave him money and a dress shirt. He changed in front of me and had a ridiculously hot body, etc. but I don't think he realized I had lust in my heart. He used my hotel breakfast coupon, had a great meal, then left.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/22/2018|
Reminds me of society debs slumming at the hobo camps in the 30’s.
I think too many of you are bewitched by “My Man Godfrey.”
But it’s the drugs nowadays that make the difference. The brains of a lot of these homeless people are permanently damaged by meth. And many couldn’t care less about social institutions; all they want is more meth. It’s that bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/22/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/24/2018|
I offered a blow job to a homeless guy once in exchange for a gift card to a grocery store. He was early 30’s, white, decently attractive and I always saw him on the way to my dry cleaners.
One day, I sat down next to him, introduced myself, and asked him “do you like blow jobs?” His response “who doesn’t?” Then I asked if I could blow him and he told me no.
I. Was. Humiliated.
I quickly got up and ran away. Over the next several months, every time he’d see me, he’d say hello. I was too embarrassed to look him in the eye and respond so I Justin ignored him.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/24/2018|
A new low, poor R38 : (
It's bad enough to have sex with the homeless...but to be REJECTED by them (!!)
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/24/2018|
Gave me crabs
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/24/2018|
Has everyone missed the irony of r38s story? Hobo begging for handouts and most likely successful.
R38 (self-admittedly a slut) begging for dick and unsuccessful.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/24/2018|
No love is wrong....
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/24/2018|
Yes, when I visited London's East End. When we finished we cooked dinner over an open fire and enjoyed a lovely meal of beans and toast. I'm not sure, but I think it was that Mitchell kid who ran the auto repair shop, and just disappeared.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/24/2018|
There was an awesome thread on DL a while back about a guy who was having regular hook-ups with a hobo and then sending him on his way with a juice box afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/24/2018|
And it is indeed a classic.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/24/2018|
What’s the worst thing Willie Nelson can say to you when you’re giving him head?
“I’m not Willie Nelson.”
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/24/2018|
Where are they, R22?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/24/2018|
“Hey, you look like you could use a shower and a hot meal.”
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/24/2018|
One of my best friends is homeless. He is an active alcoholic, and has been kicked out of every halfway house and rehab. I let him stay with me when he is sober, but, after a few weeks, he starts drinking, and I kick him out. He is currently living on the street again. He is for the most part straight, but we have fooled around a few times. He is model handsome. 6'4". The bluest eyes you've ever seen. Nice lean build. Beautiful cock. He is a head-turner. He has a lot of people try to help him and feed him when he's living on the street, and I know it's because they want to blow him, but he is so clueless to it, that he doesn't see it, and is shocked when they approach the subject.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/24/2018|
R35 sounds lovely :)
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/24/2018|
Never touched by a hobo but I was flashed by one once. I was in the underground London tube and this drunken, toothless crone who liked like a minor character from a Dickens novel pulled up her multiple skirts and leered at me.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/24/2018|
oops, who LOOKED like a minor character . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/24/2018|
Oddest encounter I had with a hobo was walking in New York one morning and a tough, drunk homeless (?) guy was staggering toward me. He looked me up and down, kind of fell off the sidewalk and slurred blearily, "Fucking JEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!" Which is weird, because I'm quite waspy looking.
It was surreal.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/24/2018|
A hobo asked me for my number about a month ago. I firmly told him "no"
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/24/2018|
[quote]He looked me up and down, kind of fell off the sidewalk and slurred blearily, "Fucking JEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!" Which is weird, because I'm quite waspy looking.
There [italic]are[/italic] WASPy-looking Jews.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/24/2018|
Yes. But since we knew nothing about each other, it would seem he would be purely judging me on appearance (?) What else would he have to go on?
Maybe I walked Jewish....
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/24/2018|
Five stars for the title of this post because it gave me a laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/24/2018|
[quote]I offered a blow job to a homeless guy once in exchange for a gift card to a grocery store.
This could be my fave DL sentence ever!
Do you keep a stack of them in your pocket for just such occasions?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/25/2018|
[quote]R54 A hobo asked me for my number about a month ago. I firmly told him "no"
Should you die alone, may you look back on where the road might have turned that day, and remember what MIGHT have been TRUE LOVE!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/25/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/25/2018|
Hey, a stiff dick is a stiff dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/25/2018|
Why do I find that pic at R61 kind of hot? The guy getting blown is kind of hot. If he were clean and pressed, sure, I'd blow him. If he were the hobo? Not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/26/2018|
Oh look r61, it's Spermy!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/26/2018|
R61 that man should NOT be homeless. he should be RICH beyond his wildest dreams!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/26/2018|
He's dead r64, so he's neither.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/26/2018|
How do you know he's dead? Did you kill him?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/26/2018|
Certainly not r66.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/26/2018|
"Touched by a Hobo" - A Hallmark Original on the Hallmark Channel, Sunday evening at 7:00PM
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/26/2018|
Mother, May I Sleep with a Hobo? Starring Jack Mackenroth as Jack, an innocent "young" man, Matt Rush as Hobo Joe, and Rocco Steele as Yeah, Fuck Yeah, a bum with a heart of gold.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/26/2018|
R61's, creepy (servicing) guy is out there on the Interwebs sucking and getting fucked by all sorts of 'homeless' guys. I'm ashamed to even admit to having seen one.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/26/2018|
That's disgusting how could anybody get off on seeing the guy sucking in r61 having sex? Also is he dead or is the hobo he's sucking dead? Also link please.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/26/2018|
[quote]drugs killl their brain huh: dam meth
Oh, the irony . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/26/2018|
I believe they're both dead r71.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/26/2018|
You mean the guy blowing the guy on the truck has a series of videos when he services homeless men? That is gross. I did not realize that the guy is homeless. They're on the flat bed of a pickup; they could just be out in the woods. That really is gross. I can't imagine how bad he smells.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/26/2018|
Is the guy blowing him a pron star? What's his name? Also how did you hear about their deaths? Are these friends or former colleagues of yours?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/26/2018|
[quote]R68 [italic]Touched by a Hobo[/italic] - A Hallmark Original on the Hallmark Channel, Sunday evening at 7:00PM
I think it should star a roughed up Aidan Quinn....and in the second half, after being serviced by a businessman DLer in an alleyway, he gets cleaned up and lands a huge advertising campaign....his return to modeling.
(Alternate title: PRETTY HOBO)
Also starring Stanley Tucci as "Gus"
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/26/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/27/2018|
MY HOBO VALENTINE coming this month to the Lifetime Movie Network
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/27/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/27/2018|
The guy that did those bum suck off videos was just gross, he was actually the thing that made those videos so disturbing, not the actual homeless guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/27/2018|
But, who filmed it all? Who took that picture??
It's all just so hopelessly [italic]tawdry...[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/27/2018|
That cock at r61 is just so lovely. I want to pet it and cuddle it and love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/27/2018|
Well, if you had a spare shed he could crash in, you might have made a happy couple....
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/27/2018|
I warsh mysef wit' a rag onna stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/27/2018|
How sad, r84. Here's a loofah.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/27/2018|
I used to fantasize about having sex with this HBO hobo.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/27/2018|
For the kinky and adventurous...
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/27/2018|
Well there was this one time, at hobo camp, we all got crazy drinking Sprite, and we took off our clothes...
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/27/2018|
I always wonder what the hobo jungles of the 1930s looked like.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/27/2018|
R83 I loathe people who use pics and gifs STUPIDLY. This is what fraus do on Facebook.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/28/2018|
Who still uses words luke “bum” or “hobo?” I haven”t heard anyone under 80 use those words in decades.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/28/2018|
R91 Suck a bag of dicks, twat. "Clayton is a hobo?" ~ Dorothy Zbornak
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/28/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||02/28/2018|
R93 Thank you, grandma.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/28/2018|
You're welcome. I like that the little girl is toddling off to bed with a [italic]hot water bottle...[/italic]like she has severe arthritis, or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/28/2018|
Don't judge me. Just adding some content.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||03/01/2018|
This thread is great. Except r7 whose post made me gag. I’ve never had sex with a hobo, but a friend of mine did by accident. He didn’t know the guy was homeless until my friend asked if they could go back to the guys house just for a change. The guy replied “I don’t have a house or an apartment, I sometimes sleep in my car but it doesn’t run and all my stuff is in there anyway” Turns out when they met at the park, the hobo was actually sleeping there
Undeterred my friend continued to hook up with the hobo at my friends house until he became paranoid the hobo would steal his shit so my friend ended it.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/01/2018|
[quote]R97 my friend continued to hook up with the hobo at my friends house until he became paranoid the hobo would steal his shit, so my friend ended it.
So often it is mistrust that undermines a relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/01/2018|
Now that we’ve covered sex with a hobo, I want to know:
Who’s had sex with a “no-account drifter”?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/01/2018|
R95, and it's not just a plain water bottle...it's a water bottle with a knitted cozy around it. So warming and comforting.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/01/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/01/2018|
Does R92 know she’s quoting a 30 year old sitcom?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/01/2018|
[quote]R100 [R95], and it's not just a plain water bottle...it's a water bottle with a knitted cozy around it. So warming and comforting.
Now if Grandma just gets her a nice mug to cradle....
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/01/2018|
r97 did your friend give him a juice box before he dumped the hobo?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/01/2018|
Lol r104, no he’s not that DLer.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/02/2018|
Besides the Spermy scenes (R61), are there any real scenes of straight homeless guys putting out?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/04/2018|
Pretty much everything from Workin' Men studios
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/04/2018|
You actually believe that these were just random guys picked up off the steer to shoot commercial porn r107?
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/04/2018|
R108 Well, that's how I was discovered...
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/04/2018|
Have you ever seen the Workin Men videos, r108?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/05/2018|
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/08/2018|
I read the thread title as "touched by a homo".......i really should get my glasses checked.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/08/2018|
R90 - people don't care.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/08/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/08/2018|
Favorite title of a thread in a long time.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/08/2018|
Here you go r89. See the hobo camp by clicking link below:
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/08/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/10/2018|
LOVE Spermy! He's fab!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/10/2018|
Once and for all, is Spermy alive or dead?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/11/2018|
Thank you r116. Who's spermy?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/13/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/14/2018|
Spermy is the majorly hot guy with the huge peen at R61. The dude who's apparently quaffing of the peen is quite disgusting, but I'd do Spermy ANY day.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/14/2018|
Spermy is the OTHER guy in that photo, r122.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||03/14/2018|
Oh shit, you mean I've been whacking off to the wrong one?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||03/14/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/14/2018|
If you can dig up the Brooke Shields MAC makeup collection from ebay or somewhere, pair it [italic]with[/italic] the QVC clothes....well, all I can say is the transformation will be complete.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/14/2018|
^^ OMG....worst misplacement of a post EVER!!
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/14/2018|
What, she becomes a hobo?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/14/2018|
Brooke Shields QVC collection is for the chic hobo. By wearing her gorgeous collection someone might mistake you for an employed person and take you home! You could live in their house for a whole week without being discovered as the hobo you are. Work it, love it, be it.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/14/2018|
AND IT'S INEXPENSIVE! Every Hobo can afford it...
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/14/2018|
Spermy and friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/15/2018|
What is this about?
Hot or not?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/15/2018|
Hot, hot, hot, R132.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/15/2018|
Was much discussed. Revoltingly hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/15/2018|
R131 is where this thread really lives, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/15/2018|
Does Spermy have a web page?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/15/2018|
I googled Spermy sucking hobo and...
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/15/2018|
R137 Good detective work there, lady. Tip o the hat to ya there.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/17/2018|
Those missing half their teeth to the front of the line!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/17/2018|
R139, it says your link is virus bait...
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/17/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/17/2018|
The hobo at r137 looks like he gave up on life midway through the blowjob and expired to evade ejaculation.
Spermy as the exterminating angel, bringing the lowest on society’s ladder down to a subterranean level of despair.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/18/2018|
Sex and Kafka r142.....
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/18/2018|
I was once at a bathhouse in DC and two homeless guys were fucking in the bushes by the parking lot. It was disgusting and hot at the same time.
How many lice jumped from one person to another during that encounter
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/18/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/21/2018|
Hobo Dance Party
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/22/2018|
Here are some hot hobos.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/24/2018|
Link no seem to work, R147. I want to see the hot hobos.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/30/2018|
Come on, aren't there any other hot hobo stories?
|by Anonymous||reply 149||04/01/2018|
I want stories of young homeless trade.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||04/01/2018|
I remember when I was 11 or 12 there was this hot junkie I used to see wandering around downtown. I'm from a small town so he stuck out. I was a naive gayling and had fantasies where we became lovers and I rescued him from his life. Shortly after I snapped the hell out of it. Luckily I was never touched by a junkie or a hobo, but I have been touched by a few cokeheads and alcoholics.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||04/01/2018|
Okay this video is both disgusting AND hilarious
|by Anonymous||reply 152||04/02/2018|
Well, there it is. Undeniable proof that there is no God and no heaven, just hell and we're living in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||04/02/2018|
I will not watch it.
I prefer to think they ended up together as a long-term couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||04/02/2018|
That's right r154 Spermy is in an open relationship with all those guys
|by Anonymous||reply 155||04/02/2018|
Let the judgers judge...but obviously the relationship(s) work(s) FOR THEM.
If you never take a chance, you'll never find The One.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||04/02/2018|
The less teeth- the better the BJ!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 157||04/03/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 158||04/19/2018|
Okay, flame away, but I think this homeless guy is really hot. I like rough trade. What can I say?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||04/20/2018|
R159 Agreed. Love those blue eyes of his and his slim body from not eating. Yummy. Homeless dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||04/22/2018|
I'm sure he'd date both of you, if you just threw a spare mattress on the laundry room floor for him to sleep on.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||04/22/2018|
Wow, there are some sad people on this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||04/22/2018|
There are some vids of this guy on xtube who drives aroumd and picks up homeless men.He pick up one guy and takes him home. They had some real hot times together. I'll see if I can find the vids .
|by Anonymous||reply 163||04/22/2018|
And yes the Workin man bids are very good
|by Anonymous||reply 164||04/22/2018|
r160 don't forget to send him on his way with a juice box.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||04/22/2018|
I hope you guys are out there getting your full of hobo dick in case we all die tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||04/22/2018|
[italic]HOBO CAMP GANG BANG[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 167||04/22/2018|
Man. That guy at R159 just breaks my heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||04/22/2018|
It might be fun to take home a homeless guy and give him a bubble bath and a shave and a pizza and beer and some comfort.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||04/23/2018|
R159's video made me cry, because I had forgotten what it was like to go through that. I honestly had tuned out the time I was homeless from my memory, and that brought it back. You can only go so many days without eating before you're ready to fuck anyone if they'd just feed you something.
I've made some comments on some other threads about homeless pickups, but never made any connection before, because I think I've blacked some things out in my memory.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||04/23/2018|
R170 Mary! Hearing a homeless guy talking about going on dates, lol, hilarious!
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/05/2018|
Who needs Brooke? Suzanne's 3-way poncho is so chic and ready for hobo wear in all kinds of situations!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/05/2018|
[quote]The ultra-soft and lightweight fabric makes it the go-to garment for all seasons.
I'm scared. Is it polyester??
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/05/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/24/2018|
Yeh, more homeless sex. But not gross ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/24/2018|
Any Londoners care to comment?
|by Anonymous||reply 176||06/05/2018|
[quote]Any Londoners care to comment?
I guess in London, "taking it up the bum" can have two meanings.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||06/05/2018|
There used to be areas of Balboa Park in San Diego where you could pick up guys who were obviously hustling, even in broad daylight. I paid numerous of them various small sums of money to spank them either in the bushes or in the car. The do-gooders got busy and ran them all away. I recall one of them said, after getting about 25 good swats with my hand, "wow, I gotta go somewhere now and stick my ass in some ice". I think I gave him 20 or 25 bucks, a dollar for each spank, nice, cute ass though in snug jeans. Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles used to be crowded with homeless young hustlers. Alot of drifters, homeless types come to southern California because it is more or less warm all year round. Had a hepatitis crisis in San Diego a few months ago because it was getting to the point where they would shit anywhere. The cops tried to run them up to Hillcrest, the gay quarter in San Diego and all they accomplished was to piss off the gay guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||06/05/2018|
Skip to the 1:31 mark. Is that the same guy at R161?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||08/24/2018|
Uncleanliness is one of the major reasons it took me so long to come out. I even make my new new lovers shower in front or with me. A hobo? Or fuck no.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||08/24/2018|
Don't feel bad, R38. He said no to the blowjob because he knew that he wasn't worthy of your golden gloriousness. Think of it as a compliment.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||08/24/2018|
SPermy looks a lot like Richard Simmons. Maybe that's where he's really been.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||08/24/2018|
I get the whole homeless guys can be hot thing, but isn't that just using someone down on their luck?
|by Anonymous||reply 183||08/25/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 184||09/06/2018|
The guy at r61 is quite aggressive
|by Anonymous||reply 185||09/06/2018|
I love sucking an aggressive guys cock....but not a hobo.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||09/06/2018|
Spermy is repulsive on a level I seldom see in porn.
The alpha hobo at r185, however, has a surprising appeal. I wonder how many years he’s been using his dick to get by.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||09/06/2018|
Agree r187 it's strange because he's probably quite smelly. Spermy looks like a more grotesque Richard SImmons. What's his deal anyways. Is Spermy homeless too?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||09/07/2018|
The guy getting sucked off atr188 has an expression almost as enigmatic as the Mona Lisa.
Is he disgusted, bored, or filled with desire for that bottle on the table?
The entire shot is like an accidental masterpiece tableau of squalor and luridity.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||09/08/2018|
I love r189
|by Anonymous||reply 190||09/09/2018|
I got hit on by a hobo junkie last night I was mortified.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||09/16/2018|
If only most hobos were cleaner…
|by Anonymous||reply 192||09/19/2018|
Got asked for money by three decent looking hobos with piercing blue eyes and sweaty RIPPED body. One of them has two gigantic perky nipples but i had to keep my hands clean and my dignity in check...... I donated $20 in total..................................
|by Anonymous||reply 193||09/19/2018|
[quote] I get the whole homeless guys can be hot thing, but isn't that just using someone down on their luck?
It's nice to know his luck has just improved!
|by Anonymous||reply 194||09/19/2018|
There was a skeevy drug addicted but skinny pervy hustler in my neighborhood that I has sex with once. He also stole a piece of jewelry owned by my late grandfather. He ended up in prison. He may have been homeless.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||09/19/2018|
IIRC, Spermy wasn't homeless himself--he probably looked that way to put his "costars" at ease...
Also, IIRC, he got his cinema series shut down by The Powers That Be who ran the shelter where he found so many of his guys. It was like Schwab's Drugstore not letting Mervyn LeRoy say hello to all those Lana Turners...
|by Anonymous||reply 196||09/19/2018|
So me and a group of friends went to South Padre Island in our early 30s. I went on a beer run and saw a hot homeless surfer-looking guy hitchhiking and I had a day-drinking beer buzz so I picked him up. He was the closest I had ever been to anyone “homeless” or a hobo but he was built and asked if he could hang out with me. I said I couldn’t because I had a rental house full of guests, but I had a joint in the ashtray and told him to spark it! He did and he picked up on the fact I was a homo and said he needed some cash. He started rubbing his crotch area and told me to park on the beach. I did and he forcibly grabbed my head and pulled it down to his sweaty unwashed crotch and told me to “suck it.” He was only about 6 or 7 inches but the thickest cock I’d ever had my lips wrapped around. I tasted precum but he never shot his load. I jacked myself off and shot all over my board shorts. I got myself together, handed him a 20 dollar bill and said “nice to meet you.” I went straight home and washed my mouth out with Listerine for 5 minutes straight!
|by Anonymous||reply 197||09/19/2018|
Those young travelling street kids in Montreal's gay village are hawt.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||09/20/2018|
I'm so turned on bump street meat. It is my top porn search and I get so horny seeing a cute guy homeless on the street or asking for money.. I finally got the nerve once to ask one of them if he wanted to make $50 and we went back to my place and I jerked him off
|by Anonymous||reply 199||09/20/2018|
I was standing outside some SF bar and a blonde twink (cute!) in a Mercedes convertible pulled up, went in the bar, came out about 10 mins later alone, and some homeless guy said "Take me home and I'll fuck you all night long. The kid took him home.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||09/20/2018|
It's so touching to read so many tales of philanthropy. My faith in mankind if restored.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||09/20/2018|
You are truly touched by a hobo then, R201.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||09/20/2018|
[QUOTE]Uncleanliness is one of the major reasons it took me so long to come out. I even make my new lovers shower in front or with me.
I think what happens with you is that you were a mermaid in your previous life.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||09/20/2018|
Best thread title EVAH
|by Anonymous||reply 204||09/20/2018|
That’s so hot, R200. What did the hobo look like??
|by Anonymous||reply 205||09/21/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 206||09/21/2018|
I let a homeless man cum in my ass once. His stench stayed on me for days, and he gave me syphilis. True story.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||09/21/2018|
Isn't it romantic, R207?
|by Anonymous||reply 208||09/21/2018|
R207 That is epic that he gave you such a gift. You were blessed.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||09/25/2018|
I confess. I am a hobosexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||09/25/2018|
[quote]r207 I let a homeless man cum in my ass once. His stench stayed on me for days, and he gave me syphilis.
Have you dealt with the betrayal in therapy?
I hope you have allowed yourself to love (hobos) again.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||09/25/2018|
A few years ago I was talking to a fairly nice-looking homeless guy I met on a suburban hiking trail. He said he'd jack me off for $5. I asked him if he'd let me buttfuck him for more $$$ (actual amount never discussed), but he said no, he couldn't do that. He did pretty well with the hand job, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||10/06/2018|
I love crusing homeless guys. The nastier the better. They are uninhibited, hot, with real man smells. I love swamp ass, ripe pits, cheesy cocks, sweaty balls etc. I HATE douching before anal. It's so prissy and artificial and NOT masc.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||10/06/2018|
CLAYTON IS A HOBO???!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 214||10/06/2018|
Never. I am sure that they stink.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||10/06/2018|
I have a straight friend who used to pick up crackhead girls and he would give them crack if they let him fuck their feet. He did that to hundreds of crackhead girls. He would videotape it and he sold the videotapes.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||10/06/2018|
R 213 except real masculine guys never type out or use the word MASC
|by Anonymous||reply 217||10/06/2018|
I warsh mysef wit a rag onna stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||10/06/2018|
Clayton is a hobo.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||10/06/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 220||10/06/2018|
bump. more hobo-touching stories, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||10/13/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 222||10/13/2018|
Thanks for posting that, R222. It's very poignant.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||10/14/2018|
Oh, those wacky Floridians!
|by Anonymous||reply 224||10/14/2018|
I'd do either one of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||10/19/2018|
I'm more of a tramp or vagabond lovin' guy myself. It's the bandanna on a stick thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||10/19/2018|
I wanna gets me a hot homo hobo.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||10/23/2018|
The song at r222 is beautiful and moving.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||10/24/2018|
Hobos. SO hot right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||11/02/2018|
Unsure if he was homeless, but I had the joy to make out with one of the raven haired sexy SE Portlanders in a Fantasy adult book store. His fit body, bushy hair, warm mouth, and angelic face contrasted with the stench of the street that emanated from him. I still get hardened by the sense memory of his thick hair in my hands as I fed him my cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||11/02/2018|
That’s really hot, R230. Either homeless or hippie, but sexy and young regardless.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||11/03/2018|
Happy New Years to all the hobos who we have touched and who have touched us.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||12/31/2018|
Ode to a Lost Hobo Love
(Tim Robbins' dad was part of this group, BTW)
|by Anonymous||reply 233||12/31/2018|
I'd like to witness the return of the bindlestick.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||12/31/2018|
I have been touched by many a homo....I will be scarred for life.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||12/31/2018|
What is meant by a hobo? I mean what would be the british version of a hobo as it is not a term they use ?
|by Anonymous||reply 236||12/31/2018|
Really, in this day and age it just means homeless.
Historically, it meant men who lost their jobs during the Great Depression and jumped on and off freight trains (without paying) as they looked for work from town to town.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||12/31/2018|
Thank you r237
And do a lot of hobos seek out gay men for sexual encounters , shelter, money etc? Can a young person be a hobo or would their age mean they are a rent boy whereas a hobo is more an older guy than that?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||12/31/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 239||12/31/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 240||12/31/2018|
r238 I actually read a book about hobos back in the day a few years ago. Apparently during the 30s and 40s the old men would protect and look after the younger ones for sexual favours. Basically the younger guy would be the old dude's bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||12/31/2018|
My ex did some of his interning (in social work) working with homeless men, and he shared lots of very sad stories with me. It's very difficult for many of us to imagine what it's like to fall through the cracks, so to speak. It always upsets me when I hear people say, "Get a job": how does one get a job when you don't have an address, a phone, and you've lost your Social Security card and identification?
When I was still commuting back and forth to the office, I'd sometimes take a certain route along a busy thoroughfare. During the summer, I'd often see a very handsome man, standing near the corner, holding up a cardboard sign, "Will work for food". He had dirty blond hair, a deep tan, a lean, muscular body, and a few tattoos. He noticed me looking over at him once when I was stopped at a red light, and he immediately rolled up the short sleeves of his T-shirt to highlight his gorgeous arms. And then he gave me a confident look. Good Lord, I was ready to tell him to hop into the car, but I figured I'd probably end up being beaten to death if I attempted something like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||12/31/2018|
I miss Spermy. He needs to post more vids.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/14/2019|
Spermy is da bomb.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/18/2019|
What the fuck is a hobo? And how old are you OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/18/2019|
Example of a hobo. It's also a style of purse ladies.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||03/18/2019|
Do hobos, bums, and tramps ever breed? That is just a bad idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||03/18/2019|
I've read several Jim Tully books they were very fascinating
|by Anonymous||reply 248||03/18/2019|
Sexy hobo lore
|by Anonymous||reply 249||03/18/2019|
I have this fantasy about accidentally wandering into a hobo jungle and being gangbanged raw by all the vagrants. They’d use spit and cooking grease as lube and take turns playing the harmonica as they waited in line for their turn to ravage my hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||03/18/2019|
How darling! Then Cary Grant or William Powell could swing in, and carry you to the altar for the happy fadeout!
|by Anonymous||reply 251||03/19/2019|
I googled it and there are actually hobo gangbang videos.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||03/19/2019|
Sign me up!
|by Anonymous||reply 253||03/31/2019|
Missing Spermy. Always.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||03/31/2019|
Like a hobo touched for the very first time.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||04/03/2019|
Isn't Spermy dead?
|by Anonymous||reply 256||04/03/2019|
R2, hashtag me too
|by Anonymous||reply 257||04/03/2019|
I love r250.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||04/03/2019|
Any good hobo touchings lately?
|by Anonymous||reply 259||08/10/2019|
Like a hobo touched for the very first time
|by Anonymous||reply 260||10/19/2019|
I always thought Jason Momoa looked a both like a seXy hobo.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||11/09/2019|
When I was in Chicago last year for a 5 day visit I met some guy on Grindr and invited him back to my hotel room. He said he was in the area doing some errands. He was kinda cute maybe 35, good shape, T shirt, jeans and a backpack. We talked for minute and then he asked if he could take a shower before we got down to the deed. I said sure. He came out of the shower, blew me and I fucked him and played with his big dick. As he was getting dressed it dawned on me that he living on the street cause he asked if he could have a bunch of the mini bar snacks in the room to take away. I was a bit taken back and said sorry no cause they cost way too much. He said he totally understood and left. I felt a little stupid afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||11/09/2019|
Bump for more erotic encounters of the hobo variety
|by Anonymous||reply 263||02/10/2020|
This documentary reminded me of this thread. There’s actually one super hot hobo. I don’t know he’s that good looking and homeless.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||03/13/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 265||03/13/2020|
I went into a park bathroom and there was a guy sleeping/passed out sitting on a toilet. His pants were around his ankles and he had a big, fat dick. I went over to him and grabbed it and squeezed and played with it a bit. It was definitely one of those "I hate myself but I can't help myself" moments. He never woke up, I don't remember if his dick responded or not. Too conflicted to be in the moment.
I stuck a ten spot in his shirt pocket and went on my way.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||03/13/2020|
Thank you r266 that was magical.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||03/14/2020|
Around 2006 I was in San Francisco near the piers. They were handing out free samples of some type of breakfast cereal. I had a bunch of them on me when we went back to our hotel on Powell street. I handed them out to some homeless guys. One guy took it grudgingly(he probably would have preferred $. Another homeless guy I handed the cereal to looked at the ingredients then handed the cereal back to me saying-Too Much Sugar!
|by Anonymous||reply 268||03/14/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 269||03/14/2020|
I wonder if spermy is still alive. He doesn’t look very healthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||04/18/2020|
[quote] Another homeless guy I handed the cereal to looked at the ingredients then handed the cereal back to me saying-Too Much Sugar!
That's San Francisco for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||04/18/2020|
I used to see this incredibly hot homeless guy in my town often. He was alway stalking to himself and usually loudly. He was obviously schizophrenic. While I fantasized about him, I couldn't ever let anything happen. Having a schizophrenic brother made me sad to think anyone would actually take advantage, and yes, it would be taking advantage of the homeless guy's situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||04/18/2020|
The homeless near me are all dreary
|by Anonymous||reply 273||04/19/2020|
Repulsed and turned on at the same time
|by Anonymous||reply 274||04/19/2020|
I've never been with a hobo
|by Anonymous||reply 275||04/19/2020|
Bump I’m just wondering how hobos are handling covid. How are they going to deal with a cashless society? I guess panhandling will be a thing of the past. Has anybody taken in a hobo or two during this difficult time?
|by Anonymous||reply 276||05/30/2020|
“Touched by A Hobo: A Memoir of Forgiveness and Discovery”, a failing NYT bestseller
|by Anonymous||reply 277||05/30/2020|
With my disastrous love life, a hobo would be an upgrade.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||05/30/2020|
I used to fuck around with a guy who was sort of a hobo. He worked but was unreliable so he got fired frequently. He lived with friends and rented a room but seldom paid rent. He was always broke because he spent his money on drugs, fashion and alcohol. He even resorted to using the food bank a few times because he didn’t have money for food.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||05/30/2020|
Bump for wanton hobo lust
|by Anonymous||reply 280||07/11/2020|
Back in the 90s, I had a roommate who was a hobosexual. Every month or so, he would drag homeless men back to the apartment and fuck them in his bedroom.
I moved on a soon as was practicable.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||07/11/2020|
We as a nation have been touched by a hobo these past four years.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||11/02/2020|
Some of the younger hobos are kind of cute
|by Anonymous||reply 283||11/02/2020|
Also I had no idea there was a hobo king or hobo olympics
|by Anonymous||reply 284||11/02/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 285||11/06/2020|
I was molested!
|by Anonymous||reply 286||11/06/2020|
"Hobo"? Is everyone living in a Preston Sturges movie circa 1940?
|by Anonymous||reply 287||11/06/2020|
I used to have a fuckbuddy who was kind of like a hobo. He showered but was charming enough to grift off of his friends. He worked usually as a line cook but would quit or get fired every few months. He lived with a friend and didn’t pay rent. I never gave him any cash because I’m not an idiot but I let him stay at my place a few times. He was a decent guy and never stole anything. He told me he was an ex crack addict and was definitely an alcoholic and recreational drug user when I knew hiM. He was a lot of fun in bed but he’s in his 40s now and actually resembles a hobo. He’s sort of got his shit together.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||11/06/2020|
Like a hobo touched for the very first time!
|by Anonymous||reply 289||11/28/2020|
I saw men from downtown offices with briefcases in suits,, go to a toilet in a near park and suck and rim bums....weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||11/28/2020|
Hobo, no. Homo, well of course, you silly.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||11/28/2020|
I was non consenruslly touched by a hobo once
|by Anonymous||reply 292||12/30/2020|
Now there's millions of homeless bums to choose from on every street. Woohoo!
|by Anonymous||reply 293||03/30/2021|
I hope we all get touched by a hobo this Easter!
|by Anonymous||reply 294||03/30/2021|
Bump for more erotic hobo encounters
|by Anonymous||reply 295||03/30/2021|
Yes, please. You can have you fill of them at most ABS. All looking for a five minute blinking$20 for a hit of meth.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||04/03/2021|
George Orwell in "Down and Out in Paris and London" (1933) talks about sleeping with hobos and them wanting to have sex with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||04/03/2021|
With all the millions of hobos infesting LA right now, some of you must've slept with a hot one. Spill, bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||05/30/2021|
Baby I compare you to a touch by a hobo, on the gray
|by Anonymous||reply 299||05/30/2021|
That Orwell book was great. .Travels with Lisbeth is a good book too. The writer is gay and was homeless. I wonder what happened to him.
Samuel Delaney also wrote a graphic sorry novel about his affair with a homeless man. Is really good but I have forgotten rhe title.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||05/30/2021|
Apparently there has always been a lot of gay sex with hobos
|by Anonymous||reply 301||06/09/2021|