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Touched by a Hobo

Have you ever fucked or been fucked by a hobo or just a plain old bum? Please tell us your tale.

by Anonymousreply 25804/03/2019

It hurts to remember it...and it was only once.

by Anonymousreply 102/15/2018

I gave a blowjob to a homeless man once.

by Anonymousreply 202/15/2018

The simply marvellous thing about the POOR is that they’re often TERRIBLY grateful!

SUCH a pleasant change from some jaded young men I know!

by Anonymousreply 302/15/2018

And since you ask OP, yes. The excellent thing is that WAIST fat — sadly ubquitious these days even amongst the gay young , whom one would consider the very last to harbour it, is usually MINIMAL. Those these proposed Trump boxes of caring calories are therefore a HUGE concern!

by Anonymousreply 402/15/2018

I haven't, but if he was good looking, and most of all clean with no funky body odors, I probably would have in my earlier years.

by Anonymousreply 502/15/2018

I once went on a unfortunate date with a woman who (for some reason) started to point out all the random homeless bums she had screwed as we passed them by. This was in the car, on the way to the restaurant. One was riding a bicycle. She was pointing at him through the car window and telling me how they had screwed randomly. This pointless information came from nowhere. Kinda killed the mood. My first and only date with a woman.

by Anonymousreply 602/15/2018

I sucked off a homeless Bangladeshi in a port-a-potty.

by Anonymousreply 702/15/2018

Bow down, bitches. Bow down to R7. Y'all will have a hard time besting that one.

Myself, I go to the baths frequently. I may have fucked a lot of hobos, but... who knows?

by Anonymousreply 802/15/2018

Back in the late seventies, I was cruising in my favorite lake front Park. I had smoked a joint and very relaxed. Hooked up with this hottie and we go to business in my car. We evidently weren't paying attention, as while my mouth is around my hotties dick, there was a tap at the window! Omg, a cop??? Nope, this apparent beach bum, tan, a little dirty, long stingy hair only dressed in corduroy pants, no shirt, no shoes. I rolled down the window, and the beach bum says, can I have some of that? The hottie and I looked at each other, and said sure! He crawled into the backseat, and pulled his corduroy pants and displayed his beautiful hard dick, and sexy furry bush. It was a 64 Impala, which had the split seats. The hottie and I took a couple of turns sucking his luscious dick. The hottie got to take the beach buns quick load. He pulled up his cordaroys, and left. The hottie and I looked at each other and said, that was fucking hot! We both went back to taking care of each other, taking each other's, now, quick load.

by Anonymousreply 902/15/2018

There was a tall young hobo with the body of an olympic athlete who spent his mornings on the track and field equipment outside my college dorm. He was very tanned and had jesus hair - it was the 80's and wore flimsy nylon shorts of the times, and no shirt. Very large cock and balls. He was mentally il - OCD - and lived in a shelter. His obsession was training. training. training. I was terrified of him but wanted so badly to fuck with him.

by Anonymousreply 1002/15/2018

i brought a young polk st whore home, he was hot

then a yr later he was a homeless bum

and now is old lookin hobo sleepin on street

cant believe he was once in my house, and that he was hot.

good lord, why do they go that way....drugs killl their brain huh: dam meth

by Anonymousreply 1102/15/2018

men used to go to a park toilet to suck hobo cock, i saw businessmen suk these homeless sad fugs. kinda sexy tho...they were attracted to filth...then went back to Goldman Saks on wall st

by Anonymousreply 1202/15/2018

Homeless man of my dreams

by Anonymousreply 1302/15/2018

This is horrifying. Preying on human society’s most vulnerable. All the untreated mental illnesses on the streets. Shaking my head. It’s bad, bad stuff. Please stop doing that people.

by Anonymousreply 1402/15/2018

eric manchester and jeff bentley were homeless fiends when last i saw them on the streeets of frisco. i had them both when they were hot. eric fell hard....jeff still looks ok. tragice the way eric is so skinny and pale. how can humans choose to live that way...

by Anonymousreply 1502/15/2018

In my 20s met a tall 6’7” ex basketball player in sweatpants who was likely on meth on Christopher St. and likely homeless. Took him home and it was the largest dick I have ever seen in all my life. Tried oral- some what successful. Tried to ride it- and he had lots of tricks he learned over time from being too large. Kinda worked a little. Ended up buzzing my apt a few times after. Hot guy - but definitely skanky. Eventually a neighbor saw him at door and threatened him to never come back. The end of that. One of many crazy experiences with crazy guys from my 20s in NYC - when things were much edgier and looser.

by Anonymousreply 1602/15/2018

Do you mean Jim Bentley?

by Anonymousreply 1702/15/2018

[quote] The excellent thing is that WAIST fat — sadly ubquitious these days even amongst the gay young , whom one would consider the very last to harbour it, is usually MINIMAL.

Starvation is wonderful that way!

by Anonymousreply 1802/15/2018

Wasn't "Touched by a Hobo" a CBS series a few years ago?

by Anonymousreply 1902/15/2018

Nope. I’m a proud hobophobe.

by Anonymousreply 2002/15/2018

As a young boyI used to flirt with the hobos down at the railroad yards in SF. I thought they must live glamoumrous lives riding the rails with all their possessions dangling in a bandana at the end of a stick.

by Anonymousreply 2102/15/2018

There are whole video sites devoted to this subject.

by Anonymousreply 2202/15/2018

No, but I have a lot of friends who are real tramps.

by Anonymousreply 2302/15/2018

HOBO CAMP!!!

by Anonymousreply 2402/15/2018

I'm just here to congratulate the OP on a fantastic thread title.

by Anonymousreply 2502/15/2018

This would make a great reboot of Touched by an Angel

by Anonymousreply 2602/15/2018

......

by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2018

Yes, I ate one once.

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2018

Never touched a hobo, but would consider it if he looked like this.

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by Anonymousreply 3302/21/2018

R22 - I can't find a whole video site - sounds hot! Please share a link(s)

by Anonymousreply 3402/22/2018

I never had sex with one, but I did let a homeless guy shower at my hotel - I know it was a HUGE risk, but he seemed like a good guy. He showered, I gave him money and a dress shirt. He changed in front of me and had a ridiculously hot body, etc. but I don't think he realized I had lust in my heart. He used my hotel breakfast coupon, had a great meal, then left.

by Anonymousreply 3502/22/2018

Hobo Chic.

Reminds me of society debs slumming at the hobo camps in the 30’s.

I think too many of you are bewitched by “My Man Godfrey.”

But it’s the drugs nowadays that make the difference. The brains of a lot of these homeless people are permanently damaged by meth. And many couldn’t care less about social institutions; all they want is more meth. It’s that bad.

by Anonymousreply 3602/22/2018

Bum Bump.

by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2018

I offered a blow job to a homeless guy once in exchange for a gift card to a grocery store. He was early 30’s, white, decently attractive and I always saw him on the way to my dry cleaners.

One day, I sat down next to him, introduced myself, and asked him “do you like blow jobs?” His response “who doesn’t?” Then I asked if I could blow him and he told me no.

I. Was. Humiliated.

I quickly got up and ran away. Over the next several months, every time he’d see me, he’d say hello. I was too embarrassed to look him in the eye and respond so I Justin ignored him.

by Anonymousreply 3802/24/2018

A new low, poor R38 : (

It's bad enough to have sex with the homeless...but to be REJECTED by them (!!)

by Anonymousreply 3902/24/2018

Gave me crabs

by Anonymousreply 4002/24/2018

R38

Has everyone missed the irony of r38s story? Hobo begging for handouts and most likely successful.

R38 (self-admittedly a slut) begging for dick and unsuccessful.

by Anonymousreply 4102/24/2018

No love is wrong....

by Anonymousreply 4202/24/2018

Yes, when I visited London's East End. When we finished we cooked dinner over an open fire and enjoyed a lovely meal of beans and toast. I'm not sure, but I think it was that Mitchell kid who ran the auto repair shop, and just disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 4302/24/2018

There was an awesome thread on DL a while back about a guy who was having regular hook-ups with a hobo and then sending him on his way with a juice box afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 4402/24/2018

FOUND IT!

And it is indeed a classic.

by Anonymousreply 4502/24/2018

What’s the worst thing Willie Nelson can say to you when you’re giving him head?

“I’m not Willie Nelson.”

by Anonymousreply 4602/24/2018

Where are they, R22?

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2018

“Hey, you look like you could use a shower and a hot meal.”

by Anonymousreply 4802/24/2018

One of my best friends is homeless. He is an active alcoholic, and has been kicked out of every halfway house and rehab. I let him stay with me when he is sober, but, after a few weeks, he starts drinking, and I kick him out. He is currently living on the street again. He is for the most part straight, but we have fooled around a few times. He is model handsome. 6'4". The bluest eyes you've ever seen. Nice lean build. Beautiful cock. He is a head-turner. He has a lot of people try to help him and feed him when he's living on the street, and I know it's because they want to blow him, but he is so clueless to it, that he doesn't see it, and is shocked when they approach the subject.

by Anonymousreply 4902/24/2018

R35 sounds lovely :)

by Anonymousreply 5002/24/2018

Never touched by a hobo but I was flashed by one once. I was in the underground London tube and this drunken, toothless crone who liked like a minor character from a Dickens novel pulled up her multiple skirts and leered at me.

by Anonymousreply 5102/24/2018

oops, who LOOKED like a minor character . . .

by Anonymousreply 5202/24/2018

Oddest encounter I had with a hobo was walking in New York one morning and a tough, drunk homeless (?) guy was staggering toward me. He looked me up and down, kind of fell off the sidewalk and slurred blearily, "Fucking JEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!" Which is weird, because I'm quite waspy looking.

It was surreal.

by Anonymousreply 5302/24/2018

A hobo asked me for my number about a month ago. I firmly told him "no"

by Anonymousreply 5402/24/2018

[quote]He looked me up and down, kind of fell off the sidewalk and slurred blearily, "Fucking JEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!" Which is weird, because I'm quite waspy looking.

There [italic]are[/italic] WASPy-looking Jews.

by Anonymousreply 5502/24/2018

Yes. But since we knew nothing about each other, it would seem he would be purely judging me on appearance (?) What else would he have to go on?

Maybe I walked Jewish....

by Anonymousreply 5602/24/2018

Five stars for the title of this post because it gave me a laugh.

by Anonymousreply 5702/24/2018

[quote]I offered a blow job to a homeless guy once in exchange for a gift card to a grocery store.

This could be my fave DL sentence ever!

Do you keep a stack of them in your pocket for just such occasions?

by Anonymousreply 5802/25/2018

[quote]R54 A hobo asked me for my number about a month ago. I firmly told him "no"

Should you die alone, may you look back on where the road might have turned that day, and remember what MIGHT have been TRUE LOVE!

by Anonymousreply 5902/25/2018
by Anonymousreply 6002/25/2018

Hey, a stiff dick is a stiff dick.

by Anonymousreply 6102/25/2018

Why do I find that pic at R61 kind of hot? The guy getting blown is kind of hot. If he were clean and pressed, sure, I'd blow him. If he were the hobo? Not so much.

by Anonymousreply 6202/26/2018

Oh look r61, it's Spermy!

by Anonymousreply 6302/26/2018

R61 that man should NOT be homeless. he should be RICH beyond his wildest dreams!!!

by Anonymousreply 6402/26/2018

He's dead r64, so he's neither.

by Anonymousreply 6502/26/2018

How do you know he's dead? Did you kill him?

by Anonymousreply 6602/26/2018

Certainly not r66.

by Anonymousreply 6702/26/2018

"Touched by a Hobo" - A Hallmark Original on the Hallmark Channel, Sunday evening at 7:00PM

by Anonymousreply 6802/26/2018

Mother, May I Sleep with a Hobo? Starring Jack Mackenroth as Jack, an innocent "young" man, Matt Rush as Hobo Joe, and Rocco Steele as Yeah, Fuck Yeah, a bum with a heart of gold.

by Anonymousreply 6902/26/2018

R61's, creepy (servicing) guy is out there on the Interwebs sucking and getting fucked by all sorts of 'homeless' guys. I'm ashamed to even admit to having seen one.

by Anonymousreply 7002/26/2018

That's disgusting how could anybody get off on seeing the guy sucking in r61 having sex? Also is he dead or is the hobo he's sucking dead? Also link please.

by Anonymousreply 7102/26/2018

[quote]drugs killl their brain huh: dam meth

Oh, the irony . . .

by Anonymousreply 7202/26/2018

I believe they're both dead r71.

by Anonymousreply 7302/26/2018

You mean the guy blowing the guy on the truck has a series of videos when he services homeless men? That is gross. I did not realize that the guy is homeless. They're on the flat bed of a pickup; they could just be out in the woods. That really is gross. I can't imagine how bad he smells.

by Anonymousreply 7402/26/2018

Is the guy blowing him a pron star? What's his name? Also how did you hear about their deaths? Are these friends or former colleagues of yours?

by Anonymousreply 7502/26/2018

[quote]R68 [italic]Touched by a Hobo[/italic] - A Hallmark Original on the Hallmark Channel, Sunday evening at 7:00PM

I think it should star a roughed up Aidan Quinn....and in the second half, after being serviced by a businessman DLer in an alleyway, he gets cleaned up and lands a huge advertising campaign....his return to modeling.

(Alternate title: PRETTY HOBO)

Also starring Stanley Tucci as "Gus"

by Anonymousreply 7602/26/2018

Mmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 7702/27/2018

MY HOBO VALENTINE coming this month to the Lifetime Movie Network

by Anonymousreply 7802/27/2018

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 7902/27/2018

The guy that did those bum suck off videos was just gross, he was actually the thing that made those videos so disturbing, not the actual homeless guys.

by Anonymousreply 8002/27/2018

But, who filmed it all? Who took that picture??

It's all just so hopelessly [italic]tawdry...[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 8102/27/2018

That cock at r61 is just so lovely. I want to pet it and cuddle it and love it.

by Anonymousreply 8202/27/2018

Well, if you had a spare shed he could crash in, you might have made a happy couple....

by Anonymousreply 8302/27/2018

I warsh mysef wit' a rag onna stick.

by Anonymousreply 8402/27/2018

How sad, r84. Here's a loofah.

by Anonymousreply 8502/27/2018

I used to fantasize about having sex with this HBO hobo.

by Anonymousreply 8602/27/2018

For the kinky and adventurous...

by Anonymousreply 8702/27/2018

Well there was this one time, at hobo camp, we all got crazy drinking Sprite, and we took off our clothes...

by Anonymousreply 8802/27/2018

I always wonder what the hobo jungles of the 1930s looked like.

by Anonymousreply 8902/27/2018

R83 I loathe people who use pics and gifs STUPIDLY. This is what fraus do on Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 9002/28/2018

Who still uses words luke “bum” or “hobo?” I haven”t heard anyone under 80 use those words in decades.

by Anonymousreply 9102/28/2018

R91 Suck a bag of dicks, twat. "Clayton is a hobo?" ~ Dorothy Zbornak

by Anonymousreply 9202/28/2018

R90

by Anonymousreply 9302/28/2018

R93 Thank you, grandma.

by Anonymousreply 9402/28/2018

You're welcome. I like that the little girl is toddling off to bed with a [italic]hot water bottle...[/italic]like she has severe arthritis, or something.

by Anonymousreply 9502/28/2018

Don't judge me. Just adding some content.

by Anonymousreply 9603/01/2018

This thread is great. Except r7 whose post made me gag. I’ve never had sex with a hobo, but a friend of mine did by accident. He didn’t know the guy was homeless until my friend asked if they could go back to the guys house just for a change. The guy replied “I don’t have a house or an apartment, I sometimes sleep in my car but it doesn’t run and all my stuff is in there anyway” Turns out when they met at the park, the hobo was actually sleeping there

Undeterred my friend continued to hook up with the hobo at my friends house until he became paranoid the hobo would steal his shit so my friend ended it.

by Anonymousreply 9703/01/2018

[quote]R97 my friend continued to hook up with the hobo at my friends house until he became paranoid the hobo would steal his shit, so my friend ended it.

So often it is mistrust that undermines a relationship.

by Anonymousreply 9803/01/2018

Now that we’ve covered sex with a hobo, I want to know:

Who’s had sex with a “no-account drifter”?

by Anonymousreply 9903/01/2018

R95, and it's not just a plain water bottle...it's a water bottle with a knitted cozy around it. So warming and comforting.

by Anonymousreply 10003/01/2018

R99

by Anonymousreply 10103/01/2018

Does R92 know she’s quoting a 30 year old sitcom?

by Anonymousreply 10203/01/2018

[quote]R100 [R95], and it's not just a plain water bottle...it's a water bottle with a knitted cozy around it. So warming and comforting.

Now if Grandma just gets her a nice mug to cradle....

by Anonymousreply 10303/01/2018

r97 did your friend give him a juice box before he dumped the hobo?

by Anonymousreply 10403/01/2018

Lol r104, no he’s not that DLer.

by Anonymousreply 10503/02/2018

Besides the Spermy scenes (R61), are there any real scenes of straight homeless guys putting out?

by Anonymousreply 10603/04/2018

Pretty much everything from Workin' Men studios

by Anonymousreply 10703/04/2018

You actually believe that these were just random guys picked up off the steer to shoot commercial porn r107?

by Anonymousreply 10803/04/2018

R108 Well, that's how I was discovered...

by Anonymousreply 10903/04/2018

Have you ever seen the Workin Men videos, r108?

by Anonymousreply 11003/05/2018

Picked up a boy just south of Mobile

by Anonymousreply 11103/08/2018

I read the thread title as "touched by a homo".......i really should get my glasses checked.

by Anonymousreply 11203/08/2018

R90 - people don't care.

by Anonymousreply 11303/08/2018

for r90

by Anonymousreply 11403/08/2018

Favorite title of a thread in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 11503/08/2018

Here you go r89. See the hobo camp by clicking link below:

by Anonymousreply 11603/08/2018

More!

by Anonymousreply 11703/10/2018

LOVE Spermy! He's fab!

by Anonymousreply 11803/10/2018

Once and for all, is Spermy alive or dead?

by Anonymousreply 11903/11/2018

Thank you r116. Who's spermy?

by Anonymousreply 12003/13/2018

VOMIIIITTTT

by Anonymousreply 12103/14/2018

Spermy is the majorly hot guy with the huge peen at R61. The dude who's apparently quaffing of the peen is quite disgusting, but I'd do Spermy ANY day.

by Anonymousreply 12203/14/2018

Spermy is the OTHER guy in that photo, r122.

by Anonymousreply 12303/14/2018

Oh shit, you mean I've been whacking off to the wrong one?

by Anonymousreply 12403/14/2018

lol!

by Anonymousreply 12503/14/2018

If you can dig up the Brooke Shields MAC makeup collection from ebay or somewhere, pair it [italic]with[/italic] the QVC clothes....well, all I can say is the transformation will be complete.

by Anonymousreply 12603/14/2018

^^ OMG....worst misplacement of a post EVER!!

Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 12703/14/2018

What, she becomes a hobo?

by Anonymousreply 12803/14/2018

Brooke Shields QVC collection is for the chic hobo. By wearing her gorgeous collection someone might mistake you for an employed person and take you home! You could live in their house for a whole week without being discovered as the hobo you are. Work it, love it, be it.

by Anonymousreply 12903/14/2018

AND IT'S INEXPENSIVE! Every Hobo can afford it...

by Anonymousreply 13003/14/2018

Spermy and friend.

by Anonymousreply 13103/15/2018

What is this about?

Hot or not?

by Anonymousreply 13203/15/2018

Hot, hot, hot, R132.

by Anonymousreply 13303/15/2018

Was much discussed. Revoltingly hot.

by Anonymousreply 13403/15/2018

R131 is where this thread really lives, though.

by Anonymousreply 13503/15/2018

Does Spermy have a web page?

by Anonymousreply 13603/15/2018

I googled Spermy sucking hobo and...

by Anonymousreply 13703/15/2018

R137 Good detective work there, lady. Tip o the hat to ya there.

by Anonymousreply 13803/17/2018

Those missing half their teeth to the front of the line!

by Anonymousreply 13903/17/2018

R139, it says your link is virus bait...

by Anonymousreply 14003/17/2018

Gross

by Anonymousreply 14103/17/2018

The hobo at r137 looks like he gave up on life midway through the blowjob and expired to evade ejaculation.

Spermy as the exterminating angel, bringing the lowest on society’s ladder down to a subterranean level of despair.

by Anonymousreply 14203/18/2018

Sex and Kafka r142.....

by Anonymousreply 14303/18/2018

I was once at a bathhouse in DC and two homeless guys were fucking in the bushes by the parking lot. It was disgusting and hot at the same time.

How many lice jumped from one person to another during that encounter

by Anonymousreply 14403/18/2018

Bump

by Anonymousreply 14503/21/2018

Hobo Dance Party

by Anonymousreply 14603/22/2018

Here are some hot hobos.

by Anonymousreply 14703/24/2018

Link no seem to work, R147. I want to see the hot hobos.

by Anonymousreply 14803/30/2018

Come on, aren't there any other hot hobo stories?

by Anonymousreply 14904/01/2018

I want stories of young homeless trade.

by Anonymousreply 15004/01/2018

I remember when I was 11 or 12 there was this hot junkie I used to see wandering around downtown. I'm from a small town so he stuck out. I was a naive gayling and had fantasies where we became lovers and I rescued him from his life. Shortly after I snapped the hell out of it. Luckily I was never touched by a junkie or a hobo, but I have been touched by a few cokeheads and alcoholics.

by Anonymousreply 15104/01/2018

Okay this video is both disgusting AND hilarious

by Anonymousreply 15204/02/2018

r152

Well, there it is. Undeniable proof that there is no God and no heaven, just hell and we're living in it.

by Anonymousreply 15304/02/2018

I will not watch it.

I prefer to think they ended up together as a long-term couple.

by Anonymousreply 15404/02/2018

That's right r154 Spermy is in an open relationship with all those guys

by Anonymousreply 15504/02/2018

Let the judgers judge...but obviously the relationship(s) work(s) FOR THEM.

If you never take a chance, you'll never find The One.

by Anonymousreply 15604/02/2018

The less teeth- the better the BJ!!!

by Anonymousreply 15704/03/2018

Spermy bump

by Anonymousreply 15804/19/2018

Okay, flame away, but I think this homeless guy is really hot. I like rough trade. What can I say?

by Anonymousreply 15904/20/2018

R159 Agreed. Love those blue eyes of his and his slim body from not eating. Yummy. Homeless dude.

by Anonymousreply 16004/22/2018

I'm sure he'd date both of you, if you just threw a spare mattress on the laundry room floor for him to sleep on.

by Anonymousreply 16104/22/2018

Wow, there are some sad people on this site.

by Anonymousreply 16204/22/2018

There are some vids of this guy on xtube who drives aroumd and picks up homeless men.He pick up one guy and takes him home. They had some real hot times together. I'll see if I can find the vids .

by Anonymousreply 16304/22/2018

And yes the Workin man bids are very good

by Anonymousreply 16404/22/2018

r160 don't forget to send him on his way with a juice box.

by Anonymousreply 16504/22/2018

I hope you guys are out there getting your full of hobo dick in case we all die tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 16604/22/2018

[italic]HOBO CAMP GANG BANG[/italic]

Coming Soon

by Anonymousreply 16704/22/2018

Man. That guy at R159 just breaks my heart.

by Anonymousreply 16804/22/2018

It might be fun to take home a homeless guy and give him a bubble bath and a shave and a pizza and beer and some comfort.

by Anonymousreply 16904/23/2018

R159's video made me cry, because I had forgotten what it was like to go through that. I honestly had tuned out the time I was homeless from my memory, and that brought it back. You can only go so many days without eating before you're ready to fuck anyone if they'd just feed you something.

I've made some comments on some other threads about homeless pickups, but never made any connection before, because I think I've blacked some things out in my memory.

by Anonymousreply 17004/23/2018

R170 Mary! Hearing a homeless guy talking about going on dates, lol, hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 17105/05/2018

Who needs Brooke? Suzanne's 3-way poncho is so chic and ready for hobo wear in all kinds of situations!

by Anonymousreply 17205/05/2018

[quote]The ultra-soft and lightweight fabric makes it the go-to garment for all seasons.

I'm scared. Is it polyester??

by Anonymousreply 17305/05/2018

Bump

by Anonymousreply 17405/24/2018

Yeh, more homeless sex. But not gross ones.

by Anonymousreply 17505/24/2018

Any Londoners care to comment?

by Anonymousreply 17606/05/2018

[quote]Any Londoners care to comment?

I guess in London, "taking it up the bum" can have two meanings.

by Anonymousreply 17706/05/2018

There used to be areas of Balboa Park in San Diego where you could pick up guys who were obviously hustling, even in broad daylight. I paid numerous of them various small sums of money to spank them either in the bushes or in the car. The do-gooders got busy and ran them all away. I recall one of them said, after getting about 25 good swats with my hand, "wow, I gotta go somewhere now and stick my ass in some ice". I think I gave him 20 or 25 bucks, a dollar for each spank, nice, cute ass though in snug jeans. Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles used to be crowded with homeless young hustlers. Alot of drifters, homeless types come to southern California because it is more or less warm all year round. Had a hepatitis crisis in San Diego a few months ago because it was getting to the point where they would shit anywhere. The cops tried to run them up to Hillcrest, the gay quarter in San Diego and all they accomplished was to piss off the gay guys.

by Anonymousreply 17806/05/2018

Skip to the 1:31 mark. Is that the same guy at R161?

by Anonymousreply 17908/24/2018

Uncleanliness is one of the major reasons it took me so long to come out. I even make my new new lovers shower in front or with me. A hobo? Or fuck no.

by Anonymousreply 18008/24/2018

Don't feel bad, R38. He said no to the blowjob because he knew that he wasn't worthy of your golden gloriousness. Think of it as a compliment.

by Anonymousreply 18108/24/2018

SPermy looks a lot like Richard Simmons. Maybe that's where he's really been.

by Anonymousreply 18208/24/2018

I get the whole homeless guys can be hot thing, but isn't that just using someone down on their luck?

by Anonymousreply 18308/25/2018
by Anonymousreply 18409/06/2018

The guy at r61 is quite aggressive

by Anonymousreply 18509/06/2018

I love sucking an aggressive guys cock....but not a hobo.

by Anonymousreply 18609/06/2018

Spermy is repulsive on a level I seldom see in porn.

The alpha hobo at r185, however, has a surprising appeal. I wonder how many years he’s been using his dick to get by.

by Anonymousreply 18709/06/2018

Agree r187 it's strange because he's probably quite smelly. Spermy looks like a more grotesque Richard SImmons. What's his deal anyways. Is Spermy homeless too?

by Anonymousreply 18809/07/2018

The guy getting sucked off atr188 has an expression almost as enigmatic as the Mona Lisa.

Is he disgusted, bored, or filled with desire for that bottle on the table?

The entire shot is like an accidental masterpiece tableau of squalor and luridity.

by Anonymousreply 18909/08/2018

I love r189

by Anonymousreply 19009/09/2018

I got hit on by a hobo junkie last night I was mortified.

by Anonymousreply 19109/16/2018

If only most hobos were cleaner…

by Anonymousreply 19209/19/2018

Got asked for money by three decent looking hobos with piercing blue eyes and sweaty RIPPED body. One of them has two gigantic perky nipples but i had to keep my hands clean and my dignity in check...... I donated $20 in total..................................

by Anonymousreply 19309/19/2018

[quote] I get the whole homeless guys can be hot thing, but isn't that just using someone down on their luck?

It's nice to know his luck has just improved!

by Anonymousreply 19409/19/2018

There was a skeevy drug addicted but skinny pervy hustler in my neighborhood that I has sex with once. He also stole a piece of jewelry owned by my late grandfather. He ended up in prison. He may have been homeless.

by Anonymousreply 19509/19/2018

IIRC, Spermy wasn't homeless himself--he probably looked that way to put his "costars" at ease...

Also, IIRC, he got his cinema series shut down by The Powers That Be who ran the shelter where he found so many of his guys. It was like Schwab's Drugstore not letting Mervyn LeRoy say hello to all those Lana Turners...

by Anonymousreply 19609/19/2018

So me and a group of friends went to South Padre Island in our early 30s. I went on a beer run and saw a hot homeless surfer-looking guy hitchhiking and I had a day-drinking beer buzz so I picked him up. He was the closest I had ever been to anyone “homeless” or a hobo but he was built and asked if he could hang out with me. I said I couldn’t because I had a rental house full of guests, but I had a joint in the ashtray and told him to spark it! He did and he picked up on the fact I was a homo and said he needed some cash. He started rubbing his crotch area and told me to park on the beach. I did and he forcibly grabbed my head and pulled it down to his sweaty unwashed crotch and told me to “suck it.” He was only about 6 or 7 inches but the thickest cock I’d ever had my lips wrapped around. I tasted precum but he never shot his load. I jacked myself off and shot all over my board shorts. I got myself together, handed him a 20 dollar bill and said “nice to meet you.” I went straight home and washed my mouth out with Listerine for 5 minutes straight!

by Anonymousreply 19709/19/2018

Those young travelling street kids in Montreal's gay village are hawt.

by Anonymousreply 19809/20/2018

I'm so turned on bump street meat. It is my top porn search and I get so horny seeing a cute guy homeless on the street or asking for money.. I finally got the nerve once to ask one of them if he wanted to make $50 and we went back to my place and I jerked him off

by Anonymousreply 19909/20/2018

I was standing outside some SF bar and a blonde twink (cute!) in a Mercedes convertible pulled up, went in the bar, came out about 10 mins later alone, and some homeless guy said "Take me home and I'll fuck you all night long. The kid took him home.

by Anonymousreply 20009/20/2018

It's so touching to read so many tales of philanthropy. My faith in mankind if restored.

by Anonymousreply 20109/20/2018

You are truly touched by a hobo then, R201.

by Anonymousreply 20209/20/2018

[QUOTE]Uncleanliness is one of the major reasons it took me so long to come out. I even make my new lovers shower in front or with me.

I think what happens with you is that you were a mermaid in your previous life.

by Anonymousreply 20309/20/2018

Best thread title EVAH

by Anonymousreply 20409/20/2018

That’s so hot, R200. What did the hobo look like??

by Anonymousreply 20509/21/2018

Hobosexual

by Anonymousreply 20609/21/2018

I let a homeless man cum in my ass once. His stench stayed on me for days, and he gave me syphilis. True story.

by Anonymousreply 20709/21/2018

Isn't it romantic, R207?

by Anonymousreply 20809/21/2018

R207 That is epic that he gave you such a gift. You were blessed.

by Anonymousreply 20909/25/2018

I confess. I am a hobosexual.

by Anonymousreply 21009/25/2018

[quote]r207 I let a homeless man cum in my ass once. His stench stayed on me for days, and he gave me syphilis.

Have you dealt with the betrayal in therapy?

I hope you have allowed yourself to love (hobos) again.

by Anonymousreply 21109/25/2018

A few years ago I was talking to a fairly nice-looking homeless guy I met on a suburban hiking trail. He said he'd jack me off for $5. I asked him if he'd let me buttfuck him for more $$$ (actual amount never discussed), but he said no, he couldn't do that. He did pretty well with the hand job, though.

by Anonymousreply 21210/06/2018

I love crusing homeless guys. The nastier the better. They are uninhibited, hot, with real man smells. I love swamp ass, ripe pits, cheesy cocks, sweaty balls etc. I HATE douching before anal. It's so prissy and artificial and NOT masc.

by Anonymousreply 21310/06/2018

CLAYTON IS A HOBO???!!!!

by Anonymousreply 21410/06/2018

Never. I am sure that they stink.

by Anonymousreply 21510/06/2018

I have a straight friend who used to pick up crackhead girls and he would give them crack if they let him fuck their feet. He did that to hundreds of crackhead girls. He would videotape it and he sold the videotapes.

by Anonymousreply 21610/06/2018

R 213 except real masculine guys never type out or use the word MASC

by Anonymousreply 21710/06/2018

I warsh mysef wit a rag onna stick.

by Anonymousreply 21810/06/2018

Clayton is a hobo.

by Anonymousreply 21910/06/2018
by Anonymousreply 22010/06/2018

bump. more hobo-touching stories, please.

by Anonymousreply 22110/13/2018

Musical interlude...

by Anonymousreply 22210/13/2018

Thanks for posting that, R222. It's very poignant.

by Anonymousreply 22310/14/2018

Oh, those wacky Floridians!

by Anonymousreply 22410/14/2018

I'd do either one of them.

by Anonymousreply 22510/19/2018

I'm more of a tramp or vagabond lovin' guy myself. It's the bandanna on a stick thing.

by Anonymousreply 22610/19/2018

I wanna gets me a hot homo hobo.

by Anonymousreply 22710/23/2018

The song at r222 is beautiful and moving.

by Anonymousreply 22810/24/2018

Hobos. SO hot right now.

by Anonymousreply 22911/02/2018

Unsure if he was homeless, but I had the joy to make out with one of the raven haired sexy SE Portlanders in a Fantasy adult book store. His fit body, bushy hair, warm mouth, and angelic face contrasted with the stench of the street that emanated from him. I still get hardened by the sense memory of his thick hair in my hands as I fed him my cock.

by Anonymousreply 23011/02/2018

That’s really hot, R230. Either homeless or hippie, but sexy and young regardless.

by Anonymousreply 23111/03/2018

Happy New Years to all the hobos who we have touched and who have touched us.

by Anonymousreply 23212/31/2018

Ode to a Lost Hobo Love

(Tim Robbins' dad was part of this group, BTW)

by Anonymousreply 23312/31/2018

I'd like to witness the return of the bindlestick.

by Anonymousreply 23412/31/2018

I have been touched by many a homo....I will be scarred for life.

by Anonymousreply 23512/31/2018

What is meant by a hobo? I mean what would be the british version of a hobo as it is not a term they use ?

by Anonymousreply 23612/31/2018

Really, in this day and age it just means homeless.

Historically, it meant men who lost their jobs during the Great Depression and jumped on and off freight trains (without paying) as they looked for work from town to town.

by Anonymousreply 23712/31/2018

Thank you r237

And do a lot of hobos seek out gay men for sexual encounters , shelter, money etc? Can a young person be a hobo or would their age mean they are a rent boy whereas a hobo is more an older guy than that?

by Anonymousreply 23812/31/2018
by Anonymousreply 23912/31/2018
by Anonymousreply 24012/31/2018

r238 I actually read a book about hobos back in the day a few years ago. Apparently during the 30s and 40s the old men would protect and look after the younger ones for sexual favours. Basically the younger guy would be the old dude's bitch.

by Anonymousreply 24112/31/2018

My ex did some of his interning (in social work) working with homeless men, and he shared lots of very sad stories with me. It's very difficult for many of us to imagine what it's like to fall through the cracks, so to speak. It always upsets me when I hear people say, "Get a job": how does one get a job when you don't have an address, a phone, and you've lost your Social Security card and identification?

When I was still commuting back and forth to the office, I'd sometimes take a certain route along a busy thoroughfare. During the summer, I'd often see a very handsome man, standing near the corner, holding up a cardboard sign, "Will work for food". He had dirty blond hair, a deep tan, a lean, muscular body, and a few tattoos. He noticed me looking over at him once when I was stopped at a red light, and he immediately rolled up the short sleeves of his T-shirt to highlight his gorgeous arms. And then he gave me a confident look. Good Lord, I was ready to tell him to hop into the car, but I figured I'd probably end up being beaten to death if I attempted something like that.

by Anonymousreply 24212/31/2018

I miss Spermy. He needs to post more vids.

by Anonymousreply 24303/14/2019

Spermy is da bomb.

by Anonymousreply 24403/18/2019

What the fuck is a hobo? And how old are you OP?

by Anonymousreply 24503/18/2019

Example of a hobo. It's also a style of purse ladies.

by Anonymousreply 24603/18/2019

Do hobos, bums, and tramps ever breed? That is just a bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 24703/18/2019

I've read several Jim Tully books they were very fascinating

by Anonymousreply 24803/18/2019

Sexy hobo lore

by Anonymousreply 24903/18/2019

I have this fantasy about accidentally wandering into a hobo jungle and being gangbanged raw by all the vagrants. They’d use spit and cooking grease as lube and take turns playing the harmonica as they waited in line for their turn to ravage my hole.

by Anonymousreply 25003/18/2019

How darling! Then Cary Grant or William Powell could swing in, and carry you to the altar for the happy fadeout!

by Anonymousreply 25103/19/2019

I googled it and there are actually hobo gangbang videos.

by Anonymousreply 25203/19/2019

Sign me up!

by Anonymousreply 25303/31/2019

Missing Spermy. Always.

by Anonymousreply 25403/31/2019

Like a hobo touched for the very first time.

by Anonymousreply 25504/03/2019

Isn't Spermy dead?

by Anonymousreply 25604/03/2019

R2, hashtag me too

by Anonymousreply 25704/03/2019

I love r250.

by Anonymousreply 25804/03/2019
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