Let's Be A Lifetime Original Movie

I'm Rob Lowe as Drew Peterson. I'm untouchable, bitch!

I’m a 1990s Lifetime movie.

[quote] I'm the successful career woman who has everything but a guy who heads to a small town for her high school reunion.

[quote] I'm the autumn leaves falling onto the stone park bench as the opening credits roll

I'm the J.C. Penney catalog handsome sweater model who never left the small time and has highly suspect anal hygiene.

small town

I should've made this as a poll, asking what makes a Lifetime Movie classic: The title, the B-list stars, the predictable plot, or the sunny coda in the hospital parking lot.

Butcha didn’t! Ya didn’t make it a poll, Blanche!

Im Tovah Feldshuh and Im the stereotypical Jewish aunt who agonizes over everything and everyone

I'm Richard Grieco, a staple of these movies.

In the 90s, I played the abusive teen boyfriend.

In the 2000s, I played the spicy new CEO who helped the bored photographer chick get her groove back.

In the 2020s, I play the main character's hippie burnout grandfather, who doesn't know what day it is but dishes out some wisdom from his car-home.

I'm Donna Mills. My husband, Robert Ulrich started having an affair with my best friend, and I think they're trying to kill me. I have relayed my suspicions to the hot young detective at our local PD.

I'm Meredith Baxter Birney, and I'm pissed about something.

I'm Park Overall. My daughter is Fifteen and Pregnant.

I'm Roma Downey, I'm playing a role only I can play...well, except for Jayne Seymour...or Jaclyn Smith...or Dierdre Hall...

R14 You forgot me, bitch!

Kate Nelligan?

According to imdb she hasn't worked since 2010.

My 90 year-old mother-in-law loves those cheesy "woman in distress" movies. We moved her into out place, along with her little dog too, during COVID and I bonded with her over those silly little thrillers.

She laughed when I laughed and we discussed the stupidity of main characters. The good guy heterosexual men often take the hit for that.

English is her second language and I have a working knowledge of French, and usually speak to her in a mix, but she goes all anglo with this guilty pleasure.

Im the charming handsome man with whom the lead insanely rushes into marriage. It is soon revealed that I actually am mentally ill and violent. There is little explanation given as to why I am so flawed. Im just simply evil and meet an untimely death in the last 5 minutes of the movie.

I’m the denim button-down shirt, a staple of the second act

I’m Victoria Chase. I starred in many of these before moving to Cleveland.

I'm Valerie Bertinelli, overcoming cancer AND a bad haircut