I'm the jean jacket and sunflower turtleneck worn by the protagonist's best friend when we meet for coffee.
Let's be a 1990s Lifetime Movie
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 22, 2023 9:14 PM |
I'm the woman in danger.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 20, 2023 9:23 PM |
I’m the naive girl enticed by the pimp
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 20, 2023 9:25 PM |
I’m the misty soft focus photography and synth string music.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 20, 2023 9:27 PM |
I'm Canada but let's pretend I'm not
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 20, 2023 9:31 PM |
I'm the protagonist's white Keds.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 20, 2023 9:52 PM |
I’m the brassy blonde hair on Meredith Baxter Birney’s head, in desperate need of a toner
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 20, 2023 10:03 PM |
I’m the station wagon or minivan that the unfaithful wife will drive to her trysts.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 20, 2023 10:06 PM |
I'm the babysitter
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 20, 2023 10:12 PM |
I'm the hip inner city apartment with moody lighting and a glass brick wall.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 21, 2023 2:16 AM |
I'm the friend that says, "But how much do you REALLY know about him, anyway?"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 21, 2023 2:20 AM |
I’m the film’s score, HEAVY on saxophone.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 21, 2023 2:21 AM |
I'm the kitchen window, the female protagonist is always looking through me, lost in thought, while doing the dishes
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 21, 2023 2:47 AM |
I'm the secret flip phone our protagonist finds in the pocket of her husband's leather jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 21, 2023 2:53 AM |
I'm the youngest child, demonstrating my wholesomeness by finishing my glass of milk, grabbing a piece of fruit from the basket, and kissing my mother on the cheek before running off to play outside.
I don't know that my mother's cheek had just been buried between the thighs of my mother's secret lesbian lover. My older sister is suspicious, though, and she glares at our mother before popping her gum like a punk and walking outside to meet her boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 21, 2023 2:53 AM |
I'm the clunky title. I'm probably something like "Rage in Heaven: The Nancy Rodriguez O' Connell Story"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 21, 2023 2:55 AM |
I’m Patty Duke, and I refuse to give up hope. My missing daughter is alive somewhere, I can feel it.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 21, 2023 2:57 AM |
I’m the star of “Mother May I Sleep with Danger?” I currently live in an RV with my portly, Hapsburg-esque spawn.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 21, 2023 3:05 AM |
I'm Joanna Kerns
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 21, 2023 3:21 AM |
I'm the mix-and-match ethnicities of the two cops who come to the house.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 21, 2023 3:30 AM |
I'm the genuine film stock that makes these cheapo movies look better than today's films with multimillion dollar budgets.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 21, 2023 1:40 PM |
I'm the 16-year-old protagonist styled like a 38-year-old mother of three.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 21, 2023 1:45 PM |
I'm Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 21, 2023 1:59 PM |
I'm the breast cancer diagnosis, followed by the violent rape.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 21, 2023 3:10 PM |
I'm teen pregnancy
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 21, 2023 4:58 PM |
I'm Candace Cameron Bure.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 21, 2023 5:23 PM |
I am the "very special appearance" by Katherine Helmond!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 21, 2023 5:42 PM |
I'm Kellie Martin's agent, working to convince the producers that my client can "elevate" the material.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 21, 2023 6:06 PM |
I'm the budget.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 21, 2023 6:36 PM |
I'm the cheesy situation comedy actors they got in the lead and keep advertising because no one else will watch:
"Murderous Lovers, starring PAUL REISER and PATRICIA RICHARDSON!!!! Friday at 7!"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 21, 2023 10:22 PM |
I'm the ugly androgynous husband of the female lead. I wear as much make up as Tammy Faye. And look like I had my hair styled by someone at a beauty school. All women tell my wife that I'm gorgeous and a great catch. And they never believe her when she finds out about my misdeeds.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 21, 2023 10:30 PM |
I'm domestic violence.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 22, 2023 8:47 PM |
I’m Ken Olin. Ever since Robert Urich passed away I am the handsome husband with a DARK side!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 22, 2023 9:14 PM |