If I could go back, I'd tell myself:
1) Use your beauty to be a gold digging whore. 2) You, in fact, CAN do too many drugs. 3) Even a whore can be taken advantage of. and 4) Never NAIR your balls (a mistake you only make once)
What advice would you give your younger self?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 17, 2025 3:16 AM |
Work really hard to get into a good school, major in finance, go to work on Wall Street.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 17, 2025 12:46 AM |
Fuck more of your frenemies with your big cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 17, 2025 2:40 AM |
To 18-year-old me: Go to the doctor and demand to be tested for testosterone level, for which you will be deficient. Demand TRT and go to the gym because that 15 pounds looks a lot better on your shoulders and chest than it does on your gut.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 17, 2025 2:56 AM |
Steal daddy's guns and take out about twenty people before you turn 18 (including daddy).
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 17, 2025 3:00 AM |
Learn to be content with what you have . The grass is NEVER greener over the fence . Dont live your entire life waiting for the other shoe to drop . It ruins whats good in your life then.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 17, 2025 3:06 AM |
Go get a weightlifting coach at my college gym while I could, rather than waiting to my early 30s before learning how to properly do the big three compound movements (squats, deadlifts, bench presses).
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 17, 2025 3:07 AM |
Late 1989: Stop! Don’t buy a pathetic-looking and obvious toupee with that $2000! They’ll all laugh at you behind your back and it’ll itch like a mofo, you’ll hate it and regret it 100%. Invest that money in Dell stock, buzz that head Sinead style and own your baldness already.
(Dell’s stock price over the 1990s was one for the history books: $2K at the start of the decade would grow to over $1.2M by the decade’s end.)
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 17, 2025 3:16 AM |