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Am I welcome here?

Im 32, my name is Leopold but my internet buddies know me as Patrick. Ive lurked for years and find the commentary to be extremely amusing. I first found this site in 2014, when googling discussions about American Horror Story. I didnt know this was a gay site until like 2018. I'm straight but not narrow. Recently I was invited to actually join by a poster here ive known for a decade from another website. Platonic Caveman.

I have a gay cousin who passed a few years ago. He was only 59. He was upper class and a world traveler. I miss him a lot, I loved him so much. I used to wonder if he posted here since so many people here are older. He was very classy though so I dunno. I feel connected to him in a way when I browse the threads here. He had that sharp tongued humor I see here.

I've included a picture of myself so you know who you're talking to.

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by Anonymousreply 233July 16, 2025 8:51 AM

You're welcome.

So long as you don't hit us up for money.

by Anonymousreply 1July 14, 2025 11:59 PM

This is so boring.

by Anonymousreply 2July 15, 2025 12:01 AM

Know that you will be savagely devoured here with pointless cuntitude and that this thread will end in tears - yours.

by Anonymousreply 3July 15, 2025 12:02 AM

R1 I'm rich. Inherited. Won't ask for money lol.

by Anonymousreply 4July 15, 2025 12:02 AM

No. It is apparent you are a gay male born after 1935 . Go away toddler.

by Anonymousreply 5July 15, 2025 12:04 AM

No one is truly welcome here, but if you can keep up with a bunch of heartless harlots and snarky bitches, you'll be allowed to stay.

by Anonymousreply 6July 15, 2025 12:06 AM

Hi, neighbor! You are welcome here, but you will have to learn on your feet. We are quick-witted, snarky, irreverent, uninhibited, bitchy, some would say vicious at times. And we like it that way.

by Anonymousreply 7July 15, 2025 12:07 AM

Are you hot? If so membership requires nudes front and back. The DL Board of Directors will then take a vote.

by Anonymousreply 8July 15, 2025 12:07 AM

Did anyone tell you about the initiation requirement to blow all of us, first? Only then can you get full membership privileges.

by Anonymousreply 9July 15, 2025 12:08 AM

R8 I posted a link to a picture of myself. I don't think gay guys would find me hot.

R6 R7 I know what its like here. Thats why I lurked for years, because the snarky humor makes me lol.

by Anonymousreply 10July 15, 2025 12:11 AM

[quote] some would say vicious at times

Some say it’s a vile pit of trollery.

by Anonymousreply 11July 15, 2025 12:14 AM

R2 sorry, next time I'll post about Madonnas botched surgeries or something more thrilling.

by Anonymousreply 12July 15, 2025 12:14 AM

[quote] because the snarky humor makes me lol.

LoL! :)

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by Anonymousreply 13July 15, 2025 12:15 AM

Try not to take it (too) personally when, inevitably, you find yourself (temporarily) banned.

by Anonymousreply 14July 15, 2025 12:16 AM

R14 why would i be banned? I dont plan on violating any rules.

by Anonymousreply 15July 15, 2025 12:17 AM

I'll reserve judgement until I don't.

by Anonymousreply 16July 15, 2025 12:18 AM

Shhh you'll ruin it for the rest of us

by Anonymousreply 17July 15, 2025 12:18 AM

[quote] I don't think gay guys would find me hot.

Personally, I'd fuck you six ways till Tuesday. But you didn't present hole, so.....

by Anonymousreply 18July 15, 2025 12:19 AM

I like the cut of your jib. Speaking of which are you uncut?

by Anonymousreply 19July 15, 2025 12:21 AM

[quote] why would i be banned? I dont plan on violating any rules.

It seems to happen to even the best of us. Regularly.

by Anonymousreply 20July 15, 2025 12:24 AM

R19 yes

by Anonymousreply 21July 15, 2025 12:26 AM

R19 sorry, I misread. No, im cut lol

by Anonymousreply 22July 15, 2025 12:27 AM

A quick pop quiz, OP.

(1) Lorna says, "I was ________."

(2) Verificatia of sizemeat?

(3) Who is Cheryl, and what is she known for?

(4) Do you know the homosex, where the man go up into the man?

(5) Finish this sentence: "Julianne Moore, _________."

WRITTEN SECTION:

You will have 30 minutes to write an essay. Show your work. It can be on any ONE of the following topics:

(a) What is your favorite Golden Girls episode, and why?

(b) Rinsing pasta: pros and cons

(c) Provide a summary of the Helen Lawson "Sesame Street" episode from the perspective of one of the children on set.

(d) Why are you telling us NOW?

by Anonymousreply 23July 15, 2025 12:29 AM

Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?

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by Anonymousreply 24July 15, 2025 12:34 AM

Spell “chartreuse”

by Anonymousreply 25July 15, 2025 12:36 AM

Hello, Gorgeous!

Stop lurking and contribute.

by Anonymousreply 26July 15, 2025 12:37 AM

R24 nice, lol. Love LOTR

by Anonymousreply 27July 15, 2025 12:37 AM

This feels like a fake account created by one of 'those' insane people with multiple puppet accounts.

This is fiction.

by Anonymousreply 28July 15, 2025 12:41 AM

R26 thanks!

by Anonymousreply 29July 15, 2025 12:42 AM

Don't offend the anti-trans trolls.

They are a hyper-sensjtive lot of hot house flowers who get off being perpetual victims who can dish out the hate, but can't take it. They will get you banned in a nano-second if you offend their delicate sensibilities.

by Anonymousreply 30July 15, 2025 12:45 AM

R28

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by Anonymousreply 31July 15, 2025 12:46 AM

I can understand your trepidation, OP, because we're generally horrible people, but we do have our moments, so please feel free to stay and comment.

by Anonymousreply 32July 15, 2025 12:49 AM

There are a lot of tears and vicious slapping...and a lot of love.

by Anonymousreply 33July 15, 2025 12:52 AM

OP needs to bring the funny or get out!

by Anonymousreply 34July 15, 2025 12:52 AM

It took OP four years to realize that this is a gay forum.

by Anonymousreply 35July 15, 2025 12:53 AM

If your cousin was "classy" he definitely was never on the DataLounge

by Anonymousreply 36July 15, 2025 12:55 AM

Did you uncle have a dog named Mitzi?

by Anonymousreply 37July 15, 2025 12:56 AM

I'll welcome you, OP!

And to prove my sincerity, since you purport to be straight I'm offering you a primo opportunity. Recently I became parent to a GORGEOUS young bitch, and as I'm in my early 60s (but look early 30s) I need to prepare for her future security.

Agree to become betrothed to my girl, and she'll come with a VERY handsome dowry.

Believe me--the pics don't do her justice...

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by Anonymousreply 38July 15, 2025 12:59 AM

[quote] There are a lot of tears

As in:

1. pull or rip (something) apart or to pieces with force.

"I tore up the letter"

by Anonymousreply 39July 15, 2025 12:59 AM

Don’t you give up Nori, r38.

by Anonymousreply 40July 15, 2025 1:01 AM

Leopold, we took a vote.

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by Anonymousreply 41July 15, 2025 1:03 AM

Welcome!

by Anonymousreply 42July 15, 2025 1:10 AM

You need to lose the lols.

by Anonymousreply 43July 15, 2025 1:13 AM

r15 Not violating any rules is the [italic]main[/italic] way to get banned.

by Anonymousreply 44July 15, 2025 1:15 AM

You have a very nice California frat boy-type voice, OP.

Vocawooooo!

by Anonymousreply 45July 15, 2025 1:17 AM

Leopold aka Patrick, you've never considered being with a guy?

by Anonymousreply 46July 15, 2025 1:19 AM

You’re funnin us. 32 and inherited fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 47July 15, 2025 1:24 AM

^I'm not btw accusing you of being gay or bi-curious....I'm genuinely asking.

by Anonymousreply 48July 15, 2025 1:24 AM

R47 Trust fund baby

by Anonymousreply 49July 15, 2025 1:25 AM

So you don't have the man go up into you?

by Anonymousreply 50July 15, 2025 1:28 AM

59 is younger not older here, Junior.

by Anonymousreply 51July 15, 2025 1:31 AM

I find it bizarre that you suddenly decide to both ask permission after apparently lurking for years and post a pic that you claim is of you. What about your prior experience with this place made you think this is required. Or even normal

by Anonymousreply 52July 15, 2025 1:38 AM

Why the aggressive tone, R52?

by Anonymousreply 53July 15, 2025 1:40 AM

I don't understand the need to introduce yourself - 99% of us are anonymous.

Using your tag name can get you into unwarranted attacks by the few insane people on this board. I don't recommend it.

Just post what you have to say and add to the discussion civilly or with humor.

R52 - and then to voice and post that recorded segment? I mean - honey, we're not going to all stand up and introduce ourselves. This is like being in a back room of a bar - no names and just interacting with each other. And you don't announce when you're leaving - when you've had enough, just go to the exit until the next time.

by Anonymousreply 54July 15, 2025 1:40 AM

[quote] by the few insane people on this board.

“Few”.

by Anonymousreply 55July 15, 2025 1:48 AM

Trolling, trolling, trolling

by Anonymousreply 56July 15, 2025 1:48 AM

Leopold, are you in the legitimate theater?

by Anonymousreply 57July 15, 2025 1:50 AM

R36 he was the most sophisticated person I ever met. Would fly to Paris with his husband just to get coffee and pastries and then fly back the next day. He knew US politicians. He gave me an Alexander McQueen lapel pin with a skull on it and i wore it every day after he died. Until I lost it in a club.

R37 he had a dog named Bella.

R47 my grandfather died in 2017 and left me money. He had divorced my grandmother in 09 and his kids were estranged. He was a difficult man and extremely racist to boot. But I was always nice to him. Kidness pays off.

R46 ive messed around a little. Decided it wasnt for me. I primarily just liked the attention. Im open though to whatever feelings I ever have.

R45 ty

R56 nope, not a troll. I post on other sites too, like filmboards.

R57 I was never a theater kid.

by Anonymousreply 58July 15, 2025 1:54 AM

R50 Uncle Sam does, at tax season.

by Anonymousreply 59July 15, 2025 1:56 AM

OP, Monicah says hello

by Anonymousreply 60July 15, 2025 1:56 AM

R15 there are no rules anymore here just cliques of ancient bitter kweens and lumpen fraus who will use their mutiple sock puppets to ban you at the drop of an FF if you piss on their 100th Golden Girls Wanted Death to Gen Z Trans thread. Sick old fucks. Find a 21st century site. Metromedia has let these six senile old farts tyrannize Datalounge. Driving what little under 70 posters they had away. Turning this site into a pointless echo chamber in a morgue. Get out before these cunty revenants throw ya out. Photo of Miss DataLounge 1939

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by Anonymousreply 61July 15, 2025 1:58 AM

NEVER, R40!

But what kind of parent would I be were i not to nail down her future security? I want Nori to be more Lorelei, and less Dorothy.

by Anonymousreply 62July 15, 2025 1:59 AM

R38

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by Anonymousreply 63July 15, 2025 1:59 AM

R60

I fucking love Monicah

by Anonymousreply 64July 15, 2025 2:00 AM

R30 I dont have an issue with trans people. Someone in my family is trans.

by Anonymousreply 65July 15, 2025 2:05 AM

R65 we have a special grease fire waiting for ya punk.

by Anonymousreply 66July 15, 2025 2:08 AM

OP, are you a fan of Chicago Hope?

by Anonymousreply 67July 15, 2025 2:10 AM

R67 I don't know what that is.

by Anonymousreply 68July 15, 2025 2:11 AM

[quote] Metromedia

?

by Anonymousreply 69July 15, 2025 2:13 AM

What about the film Genius: Picasso, R68?

by Anonymousreply 70July 15, 2025 2:18 AM

R70 I saw that. It was okay.

by Anonymousreply 71July 15, 2025 2:19 AM

The actor who played the young Pablo was meh.

by Anonymousreply 72July 15, 2025 2:20 AM

To R61-Who are the 6 senile old farts terrorizing datalounge?

We need names, Please!

by Anonymousreply 73July 15, 2025 2:21 AM

Why Saltburn666? The name? Any special meaning?

by Anonymousreply 74July 15, 2025 2:21 AM

DAAAMMMNN, saltburn666--that is one handsome feline!

Name?

by Anonymousreply 75July 15, 2025 2:21 AM

How big is your dick, Leopold?

by Anonymousreply 76July 15, 2025 2:24 AM

R74 I love that movie and i like satanism.

by Anonymousreply 77July 15, 2025 2:24 AM

Describe your ass. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 78July 15, 2025 2:25 AM

R75 his name is Calcifer.

R76 over 7 inches flaccid. I measured in 2016.

by Anonymousreply 79July 15, 2025 2:26 AM

Straight man? Oh, do I have a woman for you!

666, have you met Cheryl?

by Anonymousreply 80July 15, 2025 2:29 AM

Are you hot?

by Anonymousreply 81July 15, 2025 2:29 AM

R80 do you mean Cheryl Merkowski or something like that?

by Anonymousreply 82July 15, 2025 2:31 AM

R73 if ya have to ask gran

by Anonymousreply 83July 15, 2025 2:31 AM

It’s great this is something that helps you feel connected to your uncle. You’re more than welcome!!!

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by Anonymousreply 84July 15, 2025 2:32 AM

[quote] I was never a theater kid.

That is not required. It's mostly a NYC old gay queen thing. West coast gays and the rest of the country are into movies, could care less about "the theater". It's some kind of status thing with them. Like when it used to be considered "classy" to go to the opera. Do people even do that anymore?

by Anonymousreply 85July 15, 2025 2:33 AM

I'm getting shades of that Brendon guy from some years back. And a hint of PMBT.

by Anonymousreply 86July 15, 2025 2:36 AM

R85 I love Les Mis. Seen it live twice.

by Anonymousreply 87July 15, 2025 2:37 AM

R73

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by Anonymousreply 88July 15, 2025 2:37 AM

r82, don't worry, you two will sniff each other out! you crazy kids are perfect for each other. They don't call me rescue for nothing!

by Anonymousreply 89July 15, 2025 2:38 AM

R81 I dont think im hot by gay standards. I attached a pic of myself in the main post.

by Anonymousreply 90July 15, 2025 2:38 AM

OP, I don’t care for the name Leopold so I think I’ll call you Alex.

by Anonymousreply 91July 15, 2025 2:39 AM

OP/R4, anyone who uses "lol" is NOT welcome here, no matter what the fiction.

by Anonymousreply 92July 15, 2025 2:40 AM

if you fall for this you're retarded

by Anonymousreply 93July 15, 2025 2:40 AM

OP is Stephen Miller planning to turn us in to Trump SS.

by Anonymousreply 94July 15, 2025 2:43 AM

No. Not welcome.Fuck Off.

by Anonymousreply 95July 15, 2025 2:45 AM

It's alway nice to meet a sock puppet.

by Anonymousreply 96July 15, 2025 2:45 AM

Is Cheryl a rescue cunt?

by Anonymousreply 97July 15, 2025 2:47 AM

Lumpen.

by Anonymousreply 98July 15, 2025 2:48 AM

[quote] I'm getting shades of that Brendon guy from some years back.

Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 99July 15, 2025 2:49 AM

Leo, have you met Poux Shoux, perchance?

Not sure Cheryl is up to handling a man like you.

by Anonymousreply 100July 15, 2025 2:51 AM

What kind of threads have piqued your interest while lurking, Leopold?

by Anonymousreply 101July 15, 2025 2:53 AM

R61 We don't hate Gen Z because we need them for sex fantasies. We do hate Gen X because they will get all our stuff. We do hate Trans because they are all our Nurses at the Home and won't give us extra fruitcup. We do worship Golden Girls because they are us with wit and better house coats.

by Anonymousreply 102July 15, 2025 2:54 AM

Welcome home, Brandon. It’s been ages!

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by Anonymousreply 103July 15, 2025 2:55 AM

R103 R99 R93 R96

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by Anonymousreply 104July 15, 2025 3:01 AM

Your voice sounds like actor Alex Rich.

by Anonymousreply 105July 15, 2025 3:02 AM

R101 threads about politics and celebs mainly. The snarky commentary is hilarious. I remember all the Covid threads back in 2020 right when that was starting too.

by Anonymousreply 106July 15, 2025 3:07 AM

Are you still here?

by Anonymousreply 107July 15, 2025 3:07 AM

I hope your pic isn't AI generated.

by Anonymousreply 108July 15, 2025 3:08 AM

R95

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by Anonymousreply 109July 15, 2025 3:12 AM

You look cute OP. Or the pic you chose for this cosplay. Either way.

Shall we assume you have asymmetrical eyes, always? Because that's key to your physical charm.

But, young man, this pseudo is concerning. Saltburn666

666?

That's less cute.

by Anonymousreply 110July 15, 2025 3:13 AM

R108 it's not lol. The data on it will show it was taken by my Samsung phone mid 2024.

But AI has ruined the trustworthiness of anything posted on the internet now. I think AI should be banned and the AI tech bros should be tried for crimes against humanity.

by Anonymousreply 111July 15, 2025 3:14 AM

Chill, R109 or you won’t receive the nice blouse and the bottle of Jean Nate that are part of the DL welcome package.

by Anonymousreply 112July 15, 2025 3:17 AM

You lost me at "Im" without an apostrophe.

by Anonymousreply 113July 15, 2025 3:17 AM

R110 I do have sleightly asymmetrical eyes.

Im on Lucifers side. Was raised strict Presbyterian. I used to sketch naked girls from photos online. Parents found pics and trashed them and scolded me. Seared into my memory forever. Turned totally against religion. The Devil isnt real but its more an aesthetic of dislike for religion.

by Anonymousreply 114July 15, 2025 3:18 AM

[quote]I do have sleightly asymmetrical eyes.

That doesn’t phase us!

by Anonymousreply 115July 15, 2025 3:19 AM

Also if you have read for a while you'll have noticed that there are no personal pics and no voice recordings. This little outlaw experiment is charming, for your debut. But don't repeat it.

by Anonymousreply 116July 15, 2025 3:19 AM

Did you get your money in a skip generation trust?

by Anonymousreply 117July 15, 2025 3:20 AM

How do you drink your water? From the tap, from a Brita pitcher or do you prefer bottled Perrier?

by Anonymousreply 118July 15, 2025 3:22 AM

Your wonky eyes are just the right touch. Pleasant faces gain in attractiveness with an imperfection.

by Anonymousreply 119July 15, 2025 3:23 AM

R118 Perrier!!! I drink like 10 bottles a day. I even put it in my bong instead of regular water when I smoke pot.

by Anonymousreply 120July 15, 2025 3:23 AM

R119 = Andy Cohen

by Anonymousreply 121July 15, 2025 3:24 AM

Saltburn the movie is kinky. And you have revealed you were a kinky boy. DL needs more kink since a lot of the crypt dwellers are maiden tanties.

by Anonymousreply 122July 15, 2025 3:25 AM

Did you attend the Lawrenceville School? St. Andrew's?

by Anonymousreply 123July 15, 2025 3:27 AM

You want hospitality? Go to Howard Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 124July 15, 2025 3:29 AM

Apparently you didn’t read the small print and no refunds of your $1.99.

by Anonymousreply 125July 15, 2025 3:31 AM

Is "Platonic Caveman" on the dark web? Because it's not on the web web.

by Anonymousreply 126July 15, 2025 3:31 AM

Keep coming back-it gets worse.

by Anonymousreply 127July 15, 2025 3:32 AM

Hmmm.

by Anonymousreply 128July 15, 2025 3:33 AM

[quote] Is "Platonic Caveman" on the dark web?

A known poster here.

by Anonymousreply 129July 15, 2025 3:36 AM

R122 im very kinky. Cycled through trying various fetish and kinks in the bedroom. So far : I dont like being slapped or choked or anything like that. I like sex outside in public parks and graveyards etc, getting rimmed, and fucking married milfs. My current gf is 20. I got with her when she was 19 though. I love the LGBT community and dont care who judges me for it. Always felt a kinship bc im not the normie type either. I will never have kids. Hate the idea.

by Anonymousreply 130July 15, 2025 3:36 AM

119 thank you

by Anonymousreply 131July 15, 2025 3:39 AM

Ah thats your friend not the website.

so what about kink? Saltburn? You like kink?

by Anonymousreply 132July 15, 2025 3:39 AM

oops sorry overlapped.

by Anonymousreply 133July 15, 2025 3:39 AM

are there hetero or swingers park that are cruisey near you? Shockingly there was a swingers park for hetero cruising in Lausanne Switzerland for years, but it died out in the early 2000s.

I used to go to swingers night - hetero - at the gay sauna. So there would be downlow bi guys there looking for dick and ass.

by Anonymousreply 134July 15, 2025 3:42 AM

If you have to ask…

by Anonymousreply 135July 15, 2025 3:45 AM

[quote] I used to sketch naked girls from photos online. Parents found pics and trashed them and scolded me. Seared into my memory forever. Turned totally against religion.

Hmm, over the top, overreaction. Yes, that is very much in order here.

Welcome, straightish one.

by Anonymousreply 136July 15, 2025 3:50 AM

This is DataLounge. No one is welcome.

by Anonymousreply 137July 15, 2025 3:51 AM

I take it you are RottenApplePatrick and not small penis gang on the other board.

by Anonymousreply 138July 15, 2025 3:56 AM

R138 correct.

by Anonymousreply 139July 15, 2025 3:57 AM

r115 [italic]Phase[/italic] is not [italic]faze[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 140July 15, 2025 3:59 AM

R134 I will usually chat up a girl on tinder or bumble and ask if she'd have sex in a park in the woods. Only done this twice. Because most of them arent willing to do that. Graveyard once.

by Anonymousreply 141July 15, 2025 4:00 AM

Any relation to Salt Bae?

by Anonymousreply 142July 15, 2025 4:05 AM

R142 I dont know who/what that is.

by Anonymousreply 143July 15, 2025 4:20 AM

Nicholas Alexander Chavez or Cooper Koch?

by Anonymousreply 144July 15, 2025 4:32 AM

Salt Bae:

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by Anonymousreply 145July 15, 2025 4:35 AM

144 Cooper. I liked the Ryan Murphy telling of the menendez brothers story.

by Anonymousreply 146July 15, 2025 4:37 AM

Do your fiends call you Leo? Did you get any jokes when we got a Pope Leo, and an American one at that?

by Anonymousreply 147July 15, 2025 4:51 AM

R147 sometimes. Depends on who. No jokes about the Pope.

by Anonymousreply 148July 15, 2025 4:53 AM

Your "photo" is clearly AI generated.

Shame on the ancient queens here who can't spot that.

by Anonymousreply 149July 15, 2025 5:09 AM

R78 i dunno how so a censored pic will have to suffice

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by Anonymousreply 150July 15, 2025 5:12 AM

10/10 toosh, would eat.

by Anonymousreply 151July 15, 2025 5:16 AM

R78 The link isnt working for some reason so here again :

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by Anonymousreply 152July 15, 2025 5:16 AM

Oh it works, honey.

by Anonymousreply 153July 15, 2025 5:20 AM

OP, were you named after this stunning Holy Roman Emperor, or after Leopold Bloom of [italic]Ulysses[/italic] fame?

Or maybe the patron saint of Austria? You do look vaguely Austrian. Although you were raised Presbyterian, so that doesn't track, that sort doesn't do saints. Sorry, we €uros like to obsess over this ethnic stuff...

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by Anonymousreply 154July 15, 2025 5:23 AM

R154 I have Irish and German ancestry. Leopold was originally my middle name, but I legally changed it to my first. Leopold was part of my name bc my mom thought it sounded romantic old world.

by Anonymousreply 155July 15, 2025 5:30 AM

That’s the joke r140. Pay attention, puh lease.

by Anonymousreply 156July 15, 2025 5:39 AM

OP, if that really is your ass, you are VERY welcome.

by Anonymousreply 157July 15, 2025 6:22 AM

R157 it's me. You can reverse image search the photo and it wont come up anywhere else. Heres the stuff that's kinda in the background for proof :

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by Anonymousreply 158July 15, 2025 6:51 AM

[quote]The data on it will show it was taken by my Samsung phone mid 2024.

How do we see the data on your photo?

by Anonymousreply 159July 15, 2025 7:23 AM

Can you show a dick pic with the same background?

by Anonymousreply 160July 15, 2025 7:23 AM

R159 the numbers beneath it signify that it was taken June 2024 and the other numbers are like the code of the photo. If youre fancy and can see the dcim info it will show the model of phone it was taken with even. I forgot how to do that but it used to be my profile picture on Filmboards and someone analyzed it and said oh so you have a Samsung galaxy .

by Anonymousreply 161July 15, 2025 7:30 AM

R154 As a Euro you should know there was also a hot Leopold I

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by Anonymousreply 162July 15, 2025 7:31 AM

OP, as far as I'm concerned you're more than welcome here. But know one thing. There are those (and it's not just because it's a predominately gay site) who make it their business to tear down anyone they're jealous of. You're young, you're beautiful, you say you are someone of means. Those are all prime reasons for the little nest of hate mongers to zero in on you. Let this be the only time you call attention to yourself here, don't react to any of their taunts, and eventually they'll tire of you and leave you alone so you can just take part in whatever discussions you want. But there will always be someone here who'll jump on you for any myriad of reasons, mainly if they disagree with your opinions on almost anything. That's just life at DL for any of us. My best advise is, let it roll off you like water off a duck's back.

by Anonymousreply 163July 15, 2025 7:32 AM

R160 maybe when I nair my pubes off again. I usually keep them totally gone bc a girl from Germany I was deeply in love with said she hated pubic hair. Right now they are halfway grown back and it looks weird.

by Anonymousreply 164July 15, 2025 7:34 AM

Women are the sworn enemy of pubes and the reason that so many men shave them, thereby making their junk look like turkey parts.

by Anonymousreply 165July 15, 2025 8:14 AM

OP you certainly Are Hot. Very cute. 😍

by Anonymousreply 166July 15, 2025 8:56 AM

OP, why do you think your kind hates us so much? It's mostly because of how we have sex, right? Please answer truthfully.

by Anonymousreply 167July 15, 2025 8:58 AM

OP is the new Dylan Geick 2.0.

by Anonymousreply 168July 15, 2025 9:12 AM

R166 Thank you

R167 in my experience, most of them dont. Most have a vague attitude of being better though. Gays are lesser than, to them. They will be nice to gay people's face but the truth comes out later. They dont hate you, but to many, gays are lesser. I would say maybe only 40 percent of straight men dont actually have any negative attitude whatsoever. These are usually the most confident ones with no hangups. My main friend group will make jokes, like we make jokes about banging each other, but we dont have any negative views of gay people. One of us "i have a tight knit friend group" came out as bi last year and everyone is super supportive.

It was really different when I was in high school though 2008-2011. Straight guys were very homophobic then. It was the culture. Now, its different. These days if a guy is being explicitly homophobic he will be mildly shunned actuelly. I mean unless the friend group is like poor white trash or something. Theres been a huge culture shift.

In general homophobes make me sick because I think that world view is low class and fearful. I think they are pathetic and it suggests that there's a tension inside of them. They arent free. There are female homophobes too who are even worse. Like my sister who has a few fat tranny friends that she parties with, but when I have black fingernails sometimes "I go through punk aesthetic phases" she says "are you gonna carry a purse next", even though the chipped black nail aesthetic is more 90s grunge than Ru Paul's drag race. And she even said she had a crush on one of her friends but wouldnt kiss her because that's disgusting. I'm heavily influenced by Nietzsche, Foucault, Hegel, De Sade, Byron, Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde, I'm just really against limits and caring what people think. I think its so weak. People with these rigid ideas insecure with their identity, fragile, make me nervous because they seem unfree in a way. Not fascist, but scared somehow. They need a scapegoat for their own insecurities.

by Anonymousreply 169July 15, 2025 9:29 AM

DL is such a weird place

by Anonymousreply 170July 15, 2025 9:33 AM

The Kremlin does not believe in tears bitch.

by Anonymousreply 171July 15, 2025 10:06 AM

This is the Datalounge. No one is welcome here.

by Anonymousreply 172July 15, 2025 10:09 AM

Everyone's welcome, Leopold.

Well, unless they give a reason not to be.

And whoever said you're likely to get temporarily 'banned' at some point is right. Not by a moderator, but there's a system here whereby if members dislike a post they can press the red 'ff' icon on it. If enough people do that to the same post in a relatively short period of time you won't be able to post for around 24 hours. It's essentially a 'self-moderating' forum.

It doesn't say you're banned, it just shows the message unregistered users get (think it's 'Click here to register for free').

It's only meant to be used when someone's being hateful or a troll (ff means 'flames and freaks') but sadly some people use it even if they just mildly disagree with a post.

And here endeth the DL lesson.

by Anonymousreply 173July 15, 2025 11:01 AM

Noodles, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 174July 15, 2025 12:35 PM

I just signed up with 10 sock puppet accounts just to demonstrate how someone can be sidelined indefinitely.

Learning is fundamental.

by Anonymousreply 175July 15, 2025 12:37 PM

[quote]Im 32, my name is Leopold but my internet buddies know me as Patrick.

[quote]here ive known

[quote]cousin who passed

I'm Esther Blodgett and my millions of fans know me as Vicki Lester, but you may refer to me as Mrs. Norman Maine at a considerable distance.

And oh, dear, for abuse of punctuation and the rules of engagement.

by Anonymousreply 176July 15, 2025 12:47 PM

OP posted that picture from a college dorm shot in 1978.It was his first week away from home. He had no idea.... I hope your dead Gay cousin wasn't treated cruelly by the Fam. Mine was and I never forgave them that. You can't have been lurking for 11 years and look like that. Are you shy? Because being shy will be your undoing. You have to be ballsy.

by Anonymousreply 177July 15, 2025 12:53 PM

Do you follow any sports, OP? We are mostly into athletics, diving and tennis here, for reasons well known to everyone.

by Anonymousreply 178July 15, 2025 12:57 PM

You're a dish, OP. Welcome!

by Anonymousreply 180July 15, 2025 3:40 PM

[quote] oh so you have a Samsung galaxy.

Only iPhone owners are welcome here.

If you're so rich why do you have such a common ass phone.

by Anonymousreply 181July 15, 2025 3:48 PM

OP, would you take a blowie from an attractive guy?

by Anonymousreply 182July 15, 2025 4:10 PM

Your photo of dubious age and origin looks like you really enjoy smelling cookies, OP?

by Anonymousreply 183July 15, 2025 4:23 PM

OP uses burners in consideration of her clients, R181.

by Anonymousreply 184July 15, 2025 4:24 PM

So Salty, don't know if this has been covered yet, but the the Grammar Nazis are always on patrol, waiting to pounce with an 'oh dear' the moment you slip - so watch out. After my first one 'oh dear', I swore I’d never post here again, humiliated, exposed, clutching my pearls. But then I discovered the ancient art of proofreading, and now I strike first. All the best.

by Anonymousreply 185July 15, 2025 4:26 PM

OP, you're rather "class conscious" but your language skills suggest some conflicts there.

And your refusal to apply correct punctuation consistently underscores that.

By the way, why is your nausea over homophobes only "in general"?

PLEASE, if you're going to attempt something like this remember that the commitment has to be total and not outside your capacity, as seems likely.

No 32-year-old male of any confirmation posts "Nietzsche, Foucault, Hegel, De Sade (sic), Byron, Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde" as major influences with a straight face, even if your desire for no limits (which is dubious and/or naive) modifies that a bit.

If your lack of limits, however, extends to using the words "fat tranny" to complain about your sister's friends, things do fall apart rather quickly and you seem more like 14 and realllllllly pushes your limits.

by Anonymousreply 186July 15, 2025 4:41 PM

Annnnnd… they’re grayed out.

by Anonymousreply 187July 15, 2025 4:53 PM

[quote]If you're so rich why do you have such a common ass phone

Not everyone is a label whore like you. A shocking notion, I know.

by Anonymousreply 188July 15, 2025 4:57 PM

[quote] OP, you're rather "class conscious" but your language skills suggest some conflicts there.

[quote] And your refusal to apply correct punctuation consistently underscores that.

Actually, his language skills are fine. The well educated are always free to get a little sloppy. It's the half-educated, and almost-there educated who obsess endlessly about always getting the grammar and punctuation right.

by Anonymousreply 189July 15, 2025 5:09 PM

A couple years ago on Reddit, Poo Shoes/Da@avida sent me a couple AI-generated pics of an ugly young woman - blurry, with somewhat misshapen features, in a false attempt at establishing an online friendship. This thread feels very similar. Not to mention that only the troll itself would daresay that her jejeune and trite snark is funny.

by Anonymousreply 190July 15, 2025 5:24 PM

You're extremely welcome OP. Helps that you real pretty too... and willing to show off that cute ass. And I like what you've written all your other posts, you seem like a good person

by Anonymousreply 191July 15, 2025 5:26 PM

[quote]you seem like a good person

That's because he doesn't have the trawma that gay men do!

by Anonymousreply 192July 15, 2025 5:32 PM

This is too on the nose to be believable.

by Anonymousreply 193July 15, 2025 5:45 PM

I assume we now have to wait 48 hours for OP's timeout to lift. Shame, I wanna see more of his juicy ass!

by Anonymousreply 194July 15, 2025 6:30 PM

R194 Not seeing OP greyed out here? Do you have your Flames and Freaks slider in Settings all the over to Asbestos Eyeballs? Sometimes this setting resets to the centre randomly

by Anonymousreply 195July 15, 2025 6:39 PM

r195 No, he's not lined out for me either, but someone upthread mentioned he was, so I just assumed he's on a timeout.

by Anonymousreply 196July 15, 2025 6:45 PM

He's lined out on my phone, but not on my DT. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 197July 15, 2025 7:01 PM

Why ask? Just dive in.

by Anonymousreply 198July 15, 2025 7:03 PM

Because unlike those bridal shower fraus in gay bars, he's politely asking if he can intrude upon our homotextual space.

by Anonymousreply 199July 15, 2025 7:07 PM

However shocking and unlikely, I suppose it's possible a polite and well bred person has entered this realm.

I do hope he brings dispatches from the outer world. Tell me, traveler, do they speak of the Golden Girls in the lands beyond? And if so, do they speak kindly?

by Anonymousreply 200July 15, 2025 7:10 PM

To all the bitches who doubt Patrick's authenticity: I've known the guy for ten years online, seen him on video in chats. He's a regular on a couple of other sites we both frequent. He's the real deal. And why in hell would anyone report that rather straight forward honest OP? You queens are your own worst enemies. Stop trying to chase off new blood!

by Anonymousreply 201July 15, 2025 7:54 PM

I believe it’s time for you to go.

by Anonymousreply 202July 15, 2025 10:10 PM

That's a little vague r202, even for a bitch stating her boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 203July 15, 2025 10:11 PM

Leopold, have you read any of the threads on DL about gay guys giving blow jobs to straight guys? It happens more than you think. The general consensus is that gay guys give much better blow jobs than girls because:

- They're guys and so understand the anatomy better

- Since most guys are bigger than women, they can physically deep throat and accommodate a cock better

- Since (most) gay guys really like giving blow jobs, they are invested in making sure you have the best experience possible - a really awesome orgasm.

- Most gay guys are willing to swallow your load - something that a lot of straight men like.

- Most straight guys understand that gay is not "catching", so that getting a blow job from a gay guy is just a transaction, not a step in building a romantic relationship.

- Most gay guys understand if you are unable to reciprocate in any way. We get off the memory of how much you enjoyed it, and take care of business later

- Some straight guys are willing to allow the gay guy to get himself off while giving the blow job, and sometimes are willing to reciprocate - usually a handjob. Since we're 90% of the way there, a few strokes and we're in heaven as well. FYI, we call these straight guys "gentlemen".

Leopold, you seem pretty chill. Do you like getting blow jobs, and have you ever considered letting a gay guy blow you?

by Anonymousreply 204July 15, 2025 10:22 PM

R186 ive been hardcore into philosophy, poetry, and the esoteric for years . Nothing weird about that.

Oh, I am on the side of trans folks. On here there seems to be a negative attitude towards them so I had no issue saying tranny. Im not politically correct. I believe in systemic racism, I support socialism, believe in everyone's rights, but im not overly worried about minor infractions. The big problems are what concern me i.e. systemic oppression of groups of people. Take it or leave it.

R204 Yes ive been blown by gay dudes before. Like 3 times.

by Anonymousreply 205July 15, 2025 10:55 PM

R178 im into biking, hiking, running, and kayaking. I used to follow football and basketball. I dont anymore.

by Anonymousreply 206July 15, 2025 10:57 PM

R177 he was treated well by my family even though they are all rethuglicans.

by Anonymousreply 207July 15, 2025 11:03 PM

R201 thank you bro ❤️

by Anonymousreply 208July 15, 2025 11:03 PM

[quote] but im not overly worried about minor infractions.

You will be. You will be.

by Anonymousreply 209July 15, 2025 11:04 PM

Thank you to all the people who have been welcoming 🫶 I'd say its been about 60 percent.

by Anonymousreply 210July 15, 2025 11:09 PM

Damn, that's what we call a Landslide r210. Good for you!

by Anonymousreply 211July 15, 2025 11:12 PM

You can bump it up past 70 percent if you post wiener and hole.

by Anonymousreply 212July 15, 2025 11:13 PM

Do you have any hot friends to invite here? Exhibitionist with big bubble butts like yours so show off?

by Anonymousreply 213July 15, 2025 11:14 PM

[quote]Most have a vague attitude of being better though. Gays are lesser than, to them. They will be nice to gay people's face but the truth comes out later.

Thanks for being honest about that, I always suspected that and had my own run in with that situation a few years ago.

My partner and I live in a high-rise condo, it's in his name, I pay the other bills, we have been together 20 years. We had an issue with the HOA and during the private meeting, the straight guy who was the elected head of the HOA turned to me and said " I am not listening to you, you are not an owner" then got up and left the room! The other board members who were there just keeping quite.

Since we were done, I let them have it. I said "you know, not only was the rude, no one else would think that's OK to talk to people like that if we were a straight couple and I was his long time female partner of 20 years."

The next day, one of the members called to appogize, the straight guy did not.

by Anonymousreply 214July 15, 2025 11:33 PM

R212 sorry, no hole. Heres one I took for Platonic Caveman last year though. He got the one without emojis

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 215July 16, 2025 12:01 AM

What a weird thread, even for DL

by Anonymousreply 216July 16, 2025 12:06 AM

r215 Only complete whores show hole.

by Anonymousreply 217July 16, 2025 1:52 AM

R215 yeah, I would never do that. Feels too weird.

by Anonymousreply 218July 16, 2025 1:54 AM

You have a nice ass, OP. Thanks for sharing and for responding to my post.

by Anonymousreply 219July 16, 2025 1:56 AM

R219 yw!

by Anonymousreply 220July 16, 2025 1:59 AM

do get pegged by women? your ass is huge.

by Anonymousreply 221July 16, 2025 2:05 AM

Now OP is greyed out for me.

Muriel, do better.

by Anonymousreply 222July 16, 2025 2:08 AM

OP has described my politics exactly.

by Anonymousreply 223July 16, 2025 3:51 AM

He got FF'd because he was pulling focus from our usual trolls and so they got jealous. Gods forbid we have a shiny new toy even for a day.

by Anonymousreply 224July 16, 2025 4:33 AM

Why would anyone FF him? Literally did nothing wrong that I can think of.

by Anonymousreply 225July 16, 2025 4:41 AM

Cause it's a fucking insane asylum around here sometimes r225. Sadly, it really is a gathering of stupid cunts at times, and who knows what sets them off.

by Anonymousreply 226July 16, 2025 4:43 AM

r226 Yeah, he emailed me and told he was banned. Such douchbaggery from some of these dumb queens.

by Anonymousreply 227July 16, 2025 5:11 AM

WHET R218 and R220?

by Anonymousreply 228July 16, 2025 5:13 AM

And R221?

by Anonymousreply 229July 16, 2025 5:14 AM

And R215? This thread has been decimated.

by Anonymousreply 230July 16, 2025 5:16 AM

Thankfully I saved his pics for future fapping purposes. Like my grandma used to say, better safe than sorry!

by Anonymousreply 231July 16, 2025 5:51 AM

[quote]No 32-year-old male of any confirmation posts "Nietzsche, Foucault, Hegel, De Sade (sic), Byron, Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde" as major influences with a straight face

r186 This is one of the most ignorant out-of-touch posts I've ever read here. 🤣

by Anonymousreply 232July 16, 2025 7:30 AM

Well, I WW'd him anyway.

by Anonymousreply 233July 16, 2025 8:51 AM
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