Am I welcome here?
Im 32, my name is Leopold but my internet buddies know me as Patrick. Ive lurked for years and find the commentary to be extremely amusing. I first found this site in 2014, when googling discussions about American Horror Story. I didnt know this was a gay site until like 2018. I'm straight but not narrow. Recently I was invited to actually join by a poster here ive known for a decade from another website. Platonic Caveman.
I have a gay cousin who passed a few years ago. He was only 59. He was upper class and a world traveler. I miss him a lot, I loved him so much. I used to wonder if he posted here since so many people here are older. He was very classy though so I dunno. I feel connected to him in a way when I browse the threads here. He had that sharp tongued humor I see here.
I've included a picture of myself so you know who you're talking to.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 233 | July 16, 2025 8:51 AM
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You're welcome.
So long as you don't hit us up for money.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 14, 2025 11:59 PM
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Know that you will be savagely devoured here with pointless cuntitude and that this thread will end in tears - yours.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 15, 2025 12:02 AM
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R1 I'm rich. Inherited. Won't ask for money lol.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 15, 2025 12:02 AM
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No. It is apparent you are a gay male born after 1935 . Go away toddler.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 15, 2025 12:04 AM
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No one is truly welcome here, but if you can keep up with a bunch of heartless harlots and snarky bitches, you'll be allowed to stay.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 15, 2025 12:06 AM
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Hi, neighbor! You are welcome here, but you will have to learn on your feet. We are quick-witted, snarky, irreverent, uninhibited, bitchy, some would say vicious at times. And we like it that way.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 15, 2025 12:07 AM
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Are you hot? If so membership requires nudes front and back. The DL Board of Directors will then take a vote.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 15, 2025 12:07 AM
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Did anyone tell you about the initiation requirement to blow all of us, first? Only then can you get full membership privileges.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 15, 2025 12:08 AM
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R8 I posted a link to a picture of myself. I don't think gay guys would find me hot.
R6 R7 I know what its like here. Thats why I lurked for years, because the snarky humor makes me lol.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 15, 2025 12:11 AM
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[quote] some would say vicious at times
Some say it’s a vile pit of trollery.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 15, 2025 12:14 AM
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R2 sorry, next time I'll post about Madonnas botched surgeries or something more thrilling.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 15, 2025 12:14 AM
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[quote] because the snarky humor makes me lol.
LoL! :)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | July 15, 2025 12:15 AM
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Try not to take it (too) personally when, inevitably, you find yourself (temporarily) banned.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 15, 2025 12:16 AM
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R14 why would i be banned? I dont plan on violating any rules.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 15, 2025 12:17 AM
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I'll reserve judgement until I don't.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 15, 2025 12:18 AM
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Shhh you'll ruin it for the rest of us
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 15, 2025 12:18 AM
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[quote] I don't think gay guys would find me hot.
Personally, I'd fuck you six ways till Tuesday. But you didn't present hole, so.....
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 15, 2025 12:19 AM
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I like the cut of your jib. Speaking of which are you uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 15, 2025 12:21 AM
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[quote] why would i be banned? I dont plan on violating any rules.
It seems to happen to even the best of us. Regularly.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 15, 2025 12:24 AM
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R19 sorry, I misread. No, im cut lol
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 15, 2025 12:27 AM
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A quick pop quiz, OP.
(1) Lorna says, "I was ________."
(2) Verificatia of sizemeat?
(3) Who is Cheryl, and what is she known for?
(4) Do you know the homosex, where the man go up into the man?
(5) Finish this sentence: "Julianne Moore, _________."
WRITTEN SECTION:
You will have 30 minutes to write an essay. Show your work. It can be on any ONE of the following topics:
(a) What is your favorite Golden Girls episode, and why?
(b) Rinsing pasta: pros and cons
(c) Provide a summary of the Helen Lawson "Sesame Street" episode from the perspective of one of the children on set.
(d) Why are you telling us NOW?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 15, 2025 12:29 AM
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Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | July 15, 2025 12:34 AM
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Hello, Gorgeous!
Stop lurking and contribute.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 15, 2025 12:37 AM
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This feels like a fake account created by one of 'those' insane people with multiple puppet accounts.
This is fiction.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 15, 2025 12:41 AM
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Don't offend the anti-trans trolls.
They are a hyper-sensjtive lot of hot house flowers who get off being perpetual victims who can dish out the hate, but can't take it. They will get you banned in a nano-second if you offend their delicate sensibilities.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 15, 2025 12:45 AM
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I can understand your trepidation, OP, because we're generally horrible people, but we do have our moments, so please feel free to stay and comment.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 15, 2025 12:49 AM
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There are a lot of tears and vicious slapping...and a lot of love.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 15, 2025 12:52 AM
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OP needs to bring the funny or get out!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 15, 2025 12:52 AM
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It took OP four years to realize that this is a gay forum.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 15, 2025 12:53 AM
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If your cousin was "classy" he definitely was never on the DataLounge
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 15, 2025 12:55 AM
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Did you uncle have a dog named Mitzi?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 15, 2025 12:56 AM
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I'll welcome you, OP!
And to prove my sincerity, since you purport to be straight I'm offering you a primo opportunity. Recently I became parent to a GORGEOUS young bitch, and as I'm in my early 60s (but look early 30s) I need to prepare for her future security.
Agree to become betrothed to my girl, and she'll come with a VERY handsome dowry.
Believe me--the pics don't do her justice...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | July 15, 2025 12:59 AM
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[quote] There are a lot of tears
As in:
1. pull or rip (something) apart or to pieces with force.
"I tore up the letter"
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 15, 2025 12:59 AM
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Don’t you give up Nori, r38.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 15, 2025 1:01 AM
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You need to lose the lols.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 15, 2025 1:13 AM
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r15 Not violating any rules is the [italic]main[/italic] way to get banned.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 15, 2025 1:15 AM
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You have a very nice California frat boy-type voice, OP.
Vocawooooo!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 15, 2025 1:17 AM
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Leopold aka Patrick, you've never considered being with a guy?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 15, 2025 1:19 AM
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You’re funnin us. 32 and inherited fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 15, 2025 1:24 AM
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^I'm not btw accusing you of being gay or bi-curious....I'm genuinely asking.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 15, 2025 1:24 AM
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So you don't have the man go up into you?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 15, 2025 1:28 AM
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59 is younger not older here, Junior.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 15, 2025 1:31 AM
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I find it bizarre that you suddenly decide to both ask permission after apparently lurking for years and post a pic that you claim is of you. What about your prior experience with this place made you think this is required. Or even normal
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 15, 2025 1:38 AM
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Why the aggressive tone, R52?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 15, 2025 1:40 AM
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I don't understand the need to introduce yourself - 99% of us are anonymous.
Using your tag name can get you into unwarranted attacks by the few insane people on this board. I don't recommend it.
Just post what you have to say and add to the discussion civilly or with humor.
R52 - and then to voice and post that recorded segment? I mean - honey, we're not going to all stand up and introduce ourselves. This is like being in a back room of a bar - no names and just interacting with each other. And you don't announce when you're leaving - when you've had enough, just go to the exit until the next time.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 15, 2025 1:40 AM
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[quote] by the few insane people on this board.
“Few”.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 15, 2025 1:48 AM
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Trolling, trolling, trolling
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 15, 2025 1:48 AM
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Leopold, are you in the legitimate theater?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 15, 2025 1:50 AM
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R36 he was the most sophisticated person I ever met. Would fly to Paris with his husband just to get coffee and pastries and then fly back the next day. He knew US politicians. He gave me an Alexander McQueen lapel pin with a skull on it and i wore it every day after he died. Until I lost it in a club.
R37 he had a dog named Bella.
R47 my grandfather died in 2017 and left me money. He had divorced my grandmother in 09 and his kids were estranged. He was a difficult man and extremely racist to boot. But I was always nice to him. Kidness pays off.
R46 ive messed around a little. Decided it wasnt for me. I primarily just liked the attention. Im open though to whatever feelings I ever have.
R45 ty
R56 nope, not a troll. I post on other sites too, like filmboards.
R57 I was never a theater kid.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 15, 2025 1:54 AM
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R50 Uncle Sam does, at tax season.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 15, 2025 1:56 AM
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R15 there are no rules anymore here just cliques of ancient bitter kweens and lumpen fraus who will use their mutiple sock puppets to ban you at the drop of an FF if you piss on their 100th Golden Girls Wanted Death to Gen Z Trans thread. Sick old fucks. Find a 21st century site. Metromedia has let these six senile old farts tyrannize Datalounge. Driving what little under 70 posters they had away. Turning this site into a pointless echo chamber in a morgue. Get out before these cunty revenants throw ya out. Photo of Miss DataLounge 1939
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | July 15, 2025 1:58 AM
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NEVER, R40!
But what kind of parent would I be were i not to nail down her future security? I want Nori to be more Lorelei, and less Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 15, 2025 1:59 AM
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R30 I dont have an issue with trans people. Someone in my family is trans.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 15, 2025 2:05 AM
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R65 we have a special grease fire waiting for ya punk.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 15, 2025 2:08 AM
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OP, are you a fan of Chicago Hope?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 15, 2025 2:10 AM
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R67 I don't know what that is.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 15, 2025 2:11 AM
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What about the film Genius: Picasso, R68?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 15, 2025 2:18 AM
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R70 I saw that. It was okay.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 15, 2025 2:19 AM
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The actor who played the young Pablo was meh.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 15, 2025 2:20 AM
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To R61-Who are the 6 senile old farts terrorizing datalounge?
We need names, Please!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 15, 2025 2:21 AM
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Why Saltburn666? The name? Any special meaning?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 15, 2025 2:21 AM
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DAAAMMMNN, saltburn666--that is one handsome feline!
Name?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 15, 2025 2:21 AM
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How big is your dick, Leopold?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 15, 2025 2:24 AM
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R74 I love that movie and i like satanism.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 15, 2025 2:24 AM
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Describe your ass. Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 15, 2025 2:25 AM
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R75 his name is Calcifer.
R76 over 7 inches flaccid. I measured in 2016.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 15, 2025 2:26 AM
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Straight man? Oh, do I have a woman for you!
666, have you met Cheryl?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 15, 2025 2:29 AM
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R80 do you mean Cheryl Merkowski or something like that?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 15, 2025 2:31 AM
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R73 if ya have to ask gran
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 15, 2025 2:31 AM
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It’s great this is something that helps you feel connected to your uncle. You’re more than welcome!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 84 | July 15, 2025 2:32 AM
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[quote] I was never a theater kid.
That is not required. It's mostly a NYC old gay queen thing. West coast gays and the rest of the country are into movies, could care less about "the theater". It's some kind of status thing with them. Like when it used to be considered "classy" to go to the opera. Do people even do that anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 15, 2025 2:33 AM
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I'm getting shades of that Brendon guy from some years back. And a hint of PMBT.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 15, 2025 2:36 AM
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R85 I love Les Mis. Seen it live twice.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 15, 2025 2:37 AM
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r82, don't worry, you two will sniff each other out! you crazy kids are perfect for each other. They don't call me rescue for nothing!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 15, 2025 2:38 AM
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R81 I dont think im hot by gay standards. I attached a pic of myself in the main post.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 15, 2025 2:38 AM
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OP, I don’t care for the name Leopold so I think I’ll call you Alex.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 15, 2025 2:39 AM
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OP/R4, anyone who uses "lol" is NOT welcome here, no matter what the fiction.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 15, 2025 2:40 AM
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if you fall for this you're retarded
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 15, 2025 2:40 AM
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OP is Stephen Miller planning to turn us in to Trump SS.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 15, 2025 2:43 AM
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No. Not welcome.Fuck Off.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 15, 2025 2:45 AM
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It's alway nice to meet a sock puppet.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 15, 2025 2:45 AM
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[quote] I'm getting shades of that Brendon guy from some years back.
Brandon.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 15, 2025 2:49 AM
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Leo, have you met Poux Shoux, perchance?
Not sure Cheryl is up to handling a man like you.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 15, 2025 2:51 AM
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What kind of threads have piqued your interest while lurking, Leopold?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 15, 2025 2:53 AM
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R61 We don't hate Gen Z because we need them for sex fantasies. We do hate Gen X because they will get all our stuff. We do hate Trans because they are all our Nurses at the Home and won't give us extra fruitcup. We do worship Golden Girls because they are us with wit and better house coats.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 15, 2025 2:54 AM
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Welcome home, Brandon. It’s been ages!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | July 15, 2025 2:55 AM
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Your voice sounds like actor Alex Rich.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 15, 2025 3:02 AM
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R101 threads about politics and celebs mainly. The snarky commentary is hilarious. I remember all the Covid threads back in 2020 right when that was starting too.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 15, 2025 3:07 AM
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I hope your pic isn't AI generated.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 15, 2025 3:08 AM
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You look cute OP. Or the pic you chose for this cosplay. Either way.
Shall we assume you have asymmetrical eyes, always? Because that's key to your physical charm.
But, young man, this pseudo is concerning. Saltburn666
666?
That's less cute.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 15, 2025 3:13 AM
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R108 it's not lol. The data on it will show it was taken by my Samsung phone mid 2024.
But AI has ruined the trustworthiness of anything posted on the internet now. I think AI should be banned and the AI tech bros should be tried for crimes against humanity.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 15, 2025 3:14 AM
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Chill, R109 or you won’t receive the nice blouse and the bottle of Jean Nate that are part of the DL welcome package.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 15, 2025 3:17 AM
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You lost me at "Im" without an apostrophe.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 15, 2025 3:17 AM
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R110 I do have sleightly asymmetrical eyes.
Im on Lucifers side. Was raised strict Presbyterian. I used to sketch naked girls from photos online. Parents found pics and trashed them and scolded me. Seared into my memory forever. Turned totally against religion. The Devil isnt real but its more an aesthetic of dislike for religion.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 15, 2025 3:18 AM
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[quote]I do have sleightly asymmetrical eyes.
That doesn’t phase us!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 15, 2025 3:19 AM
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Also if you have read for a while you'll have noticed that there are no personal pics and no voice recordings. This little outlaw experiment is charming, for your debut. But don't repeat it.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 15, 2025 3:19 AM
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Did you get your money in a skip generation trust?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 15, 2025 3:20 AM
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How do you drink your water? From the tap, from a Brita pitcher or do you prefer bottled Perrier?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 15, 2025 3:22 AM
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Your wonky eyes are just the right touch. Pleasant faces gain in attractiveness with an imperfection.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 15, 2025 3:23 AM
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R118 Perrier!!! I drink like 10 bottles a day. I even put it in my bong instead of regular water when I smoke pot.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 15, 2025 3:23 AM
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Saltburn the movie is kinky. And you have revealed you were a kinky boy. DL needs more kink since a lot of the crypt dwellers are maiden tanties.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 15, 2025 3:25 AM
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Did you attend the Lawrenceville School? St. Andrew's?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 15, 2025 3:27 AM
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You want hospitality? Go to Howard Johnson.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 15, 2025 3:29 AM
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Apparently you didn’t read the small print and no refunds of your $1.99.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 15, 2025 3:31 AM
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Is "Platonic Caveman" on the dark web? Because it's not on the web web.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 15, 2025 3:31 AM
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Keep coming back-it gets worse.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 15, 2025 3:32 AM
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[quote] Is "Platonic Caveman" on the dark web?
A known poster here.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 15, 2025 3:36 AM
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R122 im very kinky. Cycled through trying various fetish and kinks in the bedroom. So far : I dont like being slapped or choked or anything like that. I like sex outside in public parks and graveyards etc, getting rimmed, and fucking married milfs. My current gf is 20. I got with her when she was 19 though. I love the LGBT community and dont care who judges me for it. Always felt a kinship bc im not the normie type either. I will never have kids. Hate the idea.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 15, 2025 3:36 AM
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Ah thats your friend not the website.
so what about kink? Saltburn? You like kink?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 15, 2025 3:39 AM
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are there hetero or swingers park that are cruisey near you? Shockingly there was a swingers park for hetero cruising in Lausanne Switzerland for years, but it died out in the early 2000s.
I used to go to swingers night - hetero - at the gay sauna. So there would be downlow bi guys there looking for dick and ass.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 15, 2025 3:42 AM
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[quote] I used to sketch naked girls from photos online. Parents found pics and trashed them and scolded me. Seared into my memory forever. Turned totally against religion.
Hmm, over the top, overreaction. Yes, that is very much in order here.
Welcome, straightish one.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 15, 2025 3:50 AM
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This is DataLounge. No one is welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 15, 2025 3:51 AM
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I take it you are RottenApplePatrick and not small penis gang on the other board.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 15, 2025 3:56 AM
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r115 [italic]Phase[/italic] is not [italic]faze[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 15, 2025 3:59 AM
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R134 I will usually chat up a girl on tinder or bumble and ask if she'd have sex in a park in the woods. Only done this twice. Because most of them arent willing to do that. Graveyard once.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 15, 2025 4:00 AM
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Any relation to Salt Bae?
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 15, 2025 4:05 AM
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R142 I dont know who/what that is.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 15, 2025 4:20 AM
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Nicholas Alexander Chavez or Cooper Koch?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 15, 2025 4:32 AM
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144 Cooper. I liked the Ryan Murphy telling of the menendez brothers story.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 15, 2025 4:37 AM
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Do your fiends call you Leo? Did you get any jokes when we got a Pope Leo, and an American one at that?
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 15, 2025 4:51 AM
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R147 sometimes. Depends on who. No jokes about the Pope.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 15, 2025 4:53 AM
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Your "photo" is clearly AI generated.
Shame on the ancient queens here who can't spot that.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 15, 2025 5:09 AM
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R78 i dunno how so a censored pic will have to suffice
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 150 | July 15, 2025 5:12 AM
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R78 The link isnt working for some reason so here again :
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 152 | July 15, 2025 5:16 AM
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OP, were you named after this stunning Holy Roman Emperor, or after Leopold Bloom of [italic]Ulysses[/italic] fame?
Or maybe the patron saint of Austria? You do look vaguely Austrian. Although you were raised Presbyterian, so that doesn't track, that sort doesn't do saints. Sorry, we €uros like to obsess over this ethnic stuff...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 154 | July 15, 2025 5:23 AM
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R154 I have Irish and German ancestry. Leopold was originally my middle name, but I legally changed it to my first. Leopold was part of my name bc my mom thought it sounded romantic old world.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 15, 2025 5:30 AM
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That’s the joke r140. Pay attention, puh lease.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 15, 2025 5:39 AM
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OP, if that really is your ass, you are VERY welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 15, 2025 6:22 AM
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R157 it's me. You can reverse image search the photo and it wont come up anywhere else. Heres the stuff that's kinda in the background for proof :
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 158 | July 15, 2025 6:51 AM
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[quote]The data on it will show it was taken by my Samsung phone mid 2024.
How do we see the data on your photo?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 15, 2025 7:23 AM
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Can you show a dick pic with the same background?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 15, 2025 7:23 AM
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R159 the numbers beneath it signify that it was taken June 2024 and the other numbers are like the code of the photo. If youre fancy and can see the dcim info it will show the model of phone it was taken with even. I forgot how to do that but it used to be my profile picture on Filmboards and someone analyzed it and said oh so you have a Samsung galaxy .
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 15, 2025 7:30 AM
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R154 As a Euro you should know there was also a hot Leopold I
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 162 | July 15, 2025 7:31 AM
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OP, as far as I'm concerned you're more than welcome here. But know one thing. There are those (and it's not just because it's a predominately gay site) who make it their business to tear down anyone they're jealous of. You're young, you're beautiful, you say you are someone of means. Those are all prime reasons for the little nest of hate mongers to zero in on you. Let this be the only time you call attention to yourself here, don't react to any of their taunts, and eventually they'll tire of you and leave you alone so you can just take part in whatever discussions you want. But there will always be someone here who'll jump on you for any myriad of reasons, mainly if they disagree with your opinions on almost anything. That's just life at DL for any of us. My best advise is, let it roll off you like water off a duck's back.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 15, 2025 7:32 AM
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R160 maybe when I nair my pubes off again. I usually keep them totally gone bc a girl from Germany I was deeply in love with said she hated pubic hair. Right now they are halfway grown back and it looks weird.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 15, 2025 7:34 AM
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Women are the sworn enemy of pubes and the reason that so many men shave them, thereby making their junk look like turkey parts.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 15, 2025 8:14 AM
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OP you certainly Are Hot. Very cute. 😍
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 15, 2025 8:56 AM
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OP, why do you think your kind hates us so much? It's mostly because of how we have sex, right? Please answer truthfully.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 15, 2025 8:58 AM
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OP is the new Dylan Geick 2.0.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 15, 2025 9:12 AM
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R166 Thank you
R167 in my experience, most of them dont. Most have a vague attitude of being better though. Gays are lesser than, to them. They will be nice to gay people's face but the truth comes out later. They dont hate you, but to many, gays are lesser. I would say maybe only 40 percent of straight men dont actually have any negative attitude whatsoever. These are usually the most confident ones with no hangups. My main friend group will make jokes, like we make jokes about banging each other, but we dont have any negative views of gay people. One of us "i have a tight knit friend group" came out as bi last year and everyone is super supportive.
It was really different when I was in high school though 2008-2011. Straight guys were very homophobic then. It was the culture. Now, its different. These days if a guy is being explicitly homophobic he will be mildly shunned actuelly. I mean unless the friend group is like poor white trash or something. Theres been a huge culture shift.
In general homophobes make me sick because I think that world view is low class and fearful. I think they are pathetic and it suggests that there's a tension inside of them. They arent free. There are female homophobes too who are even worse. Like my sister who has a few fat tranny friends that she parties with, but when I have black fingernails sometimes "I go through punk aesthetic phases" she says "are you gonna carry a purse next", even though the chipped black nail aesthetic is more 90s grunge than Ru Paul's drag race. And she even said she had a crush on one of her friends but wouldnt kiss her because that's disgusting. I'm heavily influenced by Nietzsche, Foucault, Hegel, De Sade, Byron, Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde, I'm just really against limits and caring what people think. I think its so weak. People with these rigid ideas insecure with their identity, fragile, make me nervous because they seem unfree in a way. Not fascist, but scared somehow. They need a scapegoat for their own insecurities.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 15, 2025 9:29 AM
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The Kremlin does not believe in tears bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 15, 2025 10:06 AM
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This is the Datalounge. No one is welcome here.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 15, 2025 10:09 AM
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Everyone's welcome, Leopold.
Well, unless they give a reason not to be.
And whoever said you're likely to get temporarily 'banned' at some point is right. Not by a moderator, but there's a system here whereby if members dislike a post they can press the red 'ff' icon on it. If enough people do that to the same post in a relatively short period of time you won't be able to post for around 24 hours. It's essentially a 'self-moderating' forum.
It doesn't say you're banned, it just shows the message unregistered users get (think it's 'Click here to register for free').
It's only meant to be used when someone's being hateful or a troll (ff means 'flames and freaks') but sadly some people use it even if they just mildly disagree with a post.
And here endeth the DL lesson.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 15, 2025 11:01 AM
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I just signed up with 10 sock puppet accounts just to demonstrate how someone can be sidelined indefinitely.
Learning is fundamental.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 15, 2025 12:37 PM
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[quote]Im 32, my name is Leopold but my internet buddies know me as Patrick.
[quote]here ive known
[quote]cousin who passed
I'm Esther Blodgett and my millions of fans know me as Vicki Lester, but you may refer to me as Mrs. Norman Maine at a considerable distance.
And oh, dear, for abuse of punctuation and the rules of engagement.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 15, 2025 12:47 PM
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OP posted that picture from a college dorm shot in 1978.It was his first week away from home. He had no idea.... I hope your dead Gay cousin wasn't treated cruelly by the Fam. Mine was and I never forgave them that. You can't have been lurking for 11 years and look like that. Are you shy? Because being shy will be your undoing. You have to be ballsy.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 15, 2025 12:53 PM
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Do you follow any sports, OP? We are mostly into athletics, diving and tennis here, for reasons well known to everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 15, 2025 12:57 PM
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You're a dish, OP. Welcome!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 15, 2025 3:40 PM
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[quote] oh so you have a Samsung galaxy.
Only iPhone owners are welcome here.
If you're so rich why do you have such a common ass phone.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 15, 2025 3:48 PM
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OP, would you take a blowie from an attractive guy?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 15, 2025 4:10 PM
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Your photo of dubious age and origin looks like you really enjoy smelling cookies, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 15, 2025 4:23 PM
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OP uses burners in consideration of her clients, R181.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 15, 2025 4:24 PM
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So Salty, don't know if this has been covered yet, but the the Grammar Nazis are always on patrol, waiting to pounce with an 'oh dear' the moment you slip - so watch out. After my first one 'oh dear', I swore I’d never post here again, humiliated, exposed, clutching my pearls. But then I discovered the ancient art of proofreading, and now I strike first. All the best.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 15, 2025 4:26 PM
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OP, you're rather "class conscious" but your language skills suggest some conflicts there.
And your refusal to apply correct punctuation consistently underscores that.
By the way, why is your nausea over homophobes only "in general"?
PLEASE, if you're going to attempt something like this remember that the commitment has to be total and not outside your capacity, as seems likely.
No 32-year-old male of any confirmation posts "Nietzsche, Foucault, Hegel, De Sade (sic), Byron, Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde" as major influences with a straight face, even if your desire for no limits (which is dubious and/or naive) modifies that a bit.
If your lack of limits, however, extends to using the words "fat tranny" to complain about your sister's friends, things do fall apart rather quickly and you seem more like 14 and realllllllly pushes your limits.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 15, 2025 4:41 PM
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Annnnnd… they’re grayed out.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 15, 2025 4:53 PM
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[quote]If you're so rich why do you have such a common ass phone
Not everyone is a label whore like you. A shocking notion, I know.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 15, 2025 4:57 PM
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[quote] OP, you're rather "class conscious" but your language skills suggest some conflicts there.
[quote] And your refusal to apply correct punctuation consistently underscores that.
Actually, his language skills are fine. The well educated are always free to get a little sloppy. It's the half-educated, and almost-there educated who obsess endlessly about always getting the grammar and punctuation right.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 15, 2025 5:09 PM
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A couple years ago on Reddit, Poo Shoes/Da@avida sent me a couple AI-generated pics of an ugly young woman - blurry, with somewhat misshapen features, in a false attempt at establishing an online friendship. This thread feels very similar. Not to mention that only the troll itself would daresay that her jejeune and trite snark is funny.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 15, 2025 5:24 PM
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You're extremely welcome OP. Helps that you real pretty too... and willing to show off that cute ass. And I like what you've written all your other posts, you seem like a good person
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 15, 2025 5:26 PM
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[quote]you seem like a good person
That's because he doesn't have the trawma that gay men do!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 15, 2025 5:32 PM
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This is too on the nose to be believable.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 15, 2025 5:45 PM
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I assume we now have to wait 48 hours for OP's timeout to lift. Shame, I wanna see more of his juicy ass!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 15, 2025 6:30 PM
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R194 Not seeing OP greyed out here? Do you have your Flames and Freaks slider in Settings all the over to Asbestos Eyeballs? Sometimes this setting resets to the centre randomly
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 15, 2025 6:39 PM
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r195 No, he's not lined out for me either, but someone upthread mentioned he was, so I just assumed he's on a timeout.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 15, 2025 6:45 PM
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He's lined out on my phone, but not on my DT. Weird.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 15, 2025 7:01 PM
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Because unlike those bridal shower fraus in gay bars, he's politely asking if he can intrude upon our homotextual space.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 15, 2025 7:07 PM
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However shocking and unlikely, I suppose it's possible a polite and well bred person has entered this realm.
I do hope he brings dispatches from the outer world. Tell me, traveler, do they speak of the Golden Girls in the lands beyond? And if so, do they speak kindly?
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 15, 2025 7:10 PM
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To all the bitches who doubt Patrick's authenticity: I've known the guy for ten years online, seen him on video in chats. He's a regular on a couple of other sites we both frequent. He's the real deal. And why in hell would anyone report that rather straight forward honest OP? You queens are your own worst enemies. Stop trying to chase off new blood!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 15, 2025 7:54 PM
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I believe it’s time for you to go.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 15, 2025 10:10 PM
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That's a little vague r202, even for a bitch stating her boundaries.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 15, 2025 10:11 PM
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Leopold, have you read any of the threads on DL about gay guys giving blow jobs to straight guys? It happens more than you think. The general consensus is that gay guys give much better blow jobs than girls because:
- They're guys and so understand the anatomy better
- Since most guys are bigger than women, they can physically deep throat and accommodate a cock better
- Since (most) gay guys really like giving blow jobs, they are invested in making sure you have the best experience possible - a really awesome orgasm.
- Most gay guys are willing to swallow your load - something that a lot of straight men like.
- Most straight guys understand that gay is not "catching", so that getting a blow job from a gay guy is just a transaction, not a step in building a romantic relationship.
- Most gay guys understand if you are unable to reciprocate in any way. We get off the memory of how much you enjoyed it, and take care of business later
- Some straight guys are willing to allow the gay guy to get himself off while giving the blow job, and sometimes are willing to reciprocate - usually a handjob. Since we're 90% of the way there, a few strokes and we're in heaven as well. FYI, we call these straight guys "gentlemen".
Leopold, you seem pretty chill. Do you like getting blow jobs, and have you ever considered letting a gay guy blow you?
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 15, 2025 10:22 PM
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R186 ive been hardcore into philosophy, poetry, and the esoteric for years . Nothing weird about that.
Oh, I am on the side of trans folks. On here there seems to be a negative attitude towards them so I had no issue saying tranny. Im not politically correct. I believe in systemic racism, I support socialism, believe in everyone's rights, but im not overly worried about minor infractions. The big problems are what concern me i.e. systemic oppression of groups of people. Take it or leave it.
R204 Yes ive been blown by gay dudes before. Like 3 times.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 15, 2025 10:55 PM
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R178 im into biking, hiking, running, and kayaking. I used to follow football and basketball. I dont anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 15, 2025 10:57 PM
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R177 he was treated well by my family even though they are all rethuglicans.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 15, 2025 11:03 PM
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[quote] but im not overly worried about minor infractions.
You will be. You will be.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 15, 2025 11:04 PM
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Thank you to all the people who have been welcoming 🫶 I'd say its been about 60 percent.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 15, 2025 11:09 PM
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Damn, that's what we call a Landslide r210. Good for you!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 15, 2025 11:12 PM
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You can bump it up past 70 percent if you post wiener and hole.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 15, 2025 11:13 PM
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Do you have any hot friends to invite here? Exhibitionist with big bubble butts like yours so show off?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 15, 2025 11:14 PM
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[quote]Most have a vague attitude of being better though. Gays are lesser than, to them. They will be nice to gay people's face but the truth comes out later.
Thanks for being honest about that, I always suspected that and had my own run in with that situation a few years ago.
My partner and I live in a high-rise condo, it's in his name, I pay the other bills, we have been together 20 years. We had an issue with the HOA and during the private meeting, the straight guy who was the elected head of the HOA turned to me and said " I am not listening to you, you are not an owner" then got up and left the room! The other board members who were there just keeping quite.
Since we were done, I let them have it. I said "you know, not only was the rude, no one else would think that's OK to talk to people like that if we were a straight couple and I was his long time female partner of 20 years."
The next day, one of the members called to appogize, the straight guy did not.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 15, 2025 11:33 PM
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R212 sorry, no hole. Heres one I took for Platonic Caveman last year though. He got the one without emojis
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 215 | July 16, 2025 12:01 AM
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What a weird thread, even for DL
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 16, 2025 12:06 AM
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r215 Only complete whores show hole.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 16, 2025 1:52 AM
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R215 yeah, I would never do that. Feels too weird.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 16, 2025 1:54 AM
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You have a nice ass, OP. Thanks for sharing and for responding to my post.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 16, 2025 1:56 AM
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do get pegged by women? your ass is huge.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 16, 2025 2:05 AM
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Now OP is greyed out for me.
Muriel, do better.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 16, 2025 2:08 AM
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OP has described my politics exactly.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 16, 2025 3:51 AM
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He got FF'd because he was pulling focus from our usual trolls and so they got jealous. Gods forbid we have a shiny new toy even for a day.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 16, 2025 4:33 AM
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Why would anyone FF him? Literally did nothing wrong that I can think of.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 16, 2025 4:41 AM
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Cause it's a fucking insane asylum around here sometimes r225. Sadly, it really is a gathering of stupid cunts at times, and who knows what sets them off.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 16, 2025 4:43 AM
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r226 Yeah, he emailed me and told he was banned. Such douchbaggery from some of these dumb queens.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 16, 2025 5:11 AM
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And R215? This thread has been decimated.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 16, 2025 5:16 AM
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Thankfully I saved his pics for future fapping purposes. Like my grandma used to say, better safe than sorry!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 16, 2025 5:51 AM
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[quote]No 32-year-old male of any confirmation posts "Nietzsche, Foucault, Hegel, De Sade (sic), Byron, Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde" as major influences with a straight face
r186 This is one of the most ignorant out-of-touch posts I've ever read here. 🤣
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 16, 2025 7:30 AM
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