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Are you, at all, inspired by Vanessa Paradis?

Explain your reasoning. I've never seen anybody so chic and effortlessly cool. Imagine having that natural, feline grace and going through life extremely rich, beloved and beautiful with a fantastic career and sense of purpose.

by Anonymousreply 22October 5, 2025 4:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1June 15, 2025 1:24 PM
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by Anonymousreply 2June 15, 2025 1:24 PM
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by Anonymousreply 3June 15, 2025 1:25 PM

She inspired me to get braces

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by Anonymousreply 4June 15, 2025 1:43 PM

As a young gayling, I dreamed of my own Joe Le Taxi

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by Anonymousreply 5June 15, 2025 2:40 PM

I haven’t seen one of your psychotic threads in a while. I thought you were dead.

by Anonymousreply 6June 15, 2025 2:52 PM

r4 Her teeth aren't crooked, just gapped.

by Anonymousreply 7October 5, 2025 12:29 AM

Just gapped... and fug.

by Anonymousreply 8October 5, 2025 1:17 AM

No. I didn’t know who she was for most of my life. She got Johnny Depp in his final hot years so good for her I guess

by Anonymousreply 9October 5, 2025 1:38 AM

That Joe le taxi song is god awful. What the hell does it even mean?

by Anonymousreply 10October 5, 2025 1:39 AM

"She got Johnny Depp in his final hot years so good for her I guess." She also got a huge sum of money from Johnny, before he drunkenly squandered so much of it away. So yay, her, I guess. Now she gets to live a life of incredible luxury without having to put up with his brown-teethed, junky self.

by Anonymousreply 11October 5, 2025 1:56 AM

Isn't Paradis a common crack whore?

by Anonymousreply 12October 5, 2025 2:06 AM

That’s true r11. The money is better than him

by Anonymousreply 13October 5, 2025 2:16 AM

I thought she was good for him.

by Anonymousreply 14October 5, 2025 2:29 AM

R12, she’s been in the public eye for 40+ years, and there have never been drug rumours around here. If any, she seems well adjusted and happy with her life. Who wouldn’t? She got a taste of Lenny Kravitz’ cock in his prime, and mountains of cash from Depp.

by Anonymousreply 15October 5, 2025 3:35 AM

Thanks, R5, I forgot how bad European music can be

by Anonymousreply 16October 5, 2025 3:36 AM

I’ve been to Paradis, but I’ve never been to me.

by Anonymousreply 17October 5, 2025 5:35 AM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 18October 5, 2025 5:36 AM

Joe Le Taxi puts all other pop songs to shame, especially when coupled with the fascinating music video.

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by Anonymousreply 19October 5, 2025 6:50 AM

Vanessa's 1992 self-titled album (produced by then-BF Lenny Kravitz) is a solid, underrated album

by Anonymousreply 20October 5, 2025 7:01 AM

r15 She smoked while pregnant

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by Anonymousreply 21October 5, 2025 7:13 AM

This is a joke, right?

by Anonymousreply 22October 5, 2025 4:14 PM
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