Help. I'm getting jealous of Vanessa Paradis again

Get to the eye doctor…..STAT. She’s as ugly as a mud fence. I can’t believe Depp settled for that.

Get back on your meds, OP.

Great link, OP, you dumb ass-wipe.

r3 Why would I need a link? Everyone knows who she is.

R1 She's not ugly.

I'm jealous that she's been spending a lot of time iwth Étienne Daho promoting their single.

Glad to see vanessa's PR has found datalounge

The single's old AF. It's not PR time, cunt.

OP = calomnie boiteuse

salope, je suis fabuleux

Are you sure you wouldn't rather be Lio?

r6 That song is trash but she looks good. Looks much younger than 51.

You're jealous of this?

r13 That's just a bad picture. Usually, she looks better.

r9 First time I've ever heard that phrase.

She looks like she smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.

I know she has the Kensington junkie look, but I still find her pretty for some reason.

Ah, R6, the deeply closeted Etienne Daho, whose closet is ever so slowly turning into a glass closet since he moved to London. I went twice to the Queen night club on les Champs-Elysées and twice he was alone at the bar barely standing on his feet and his complexion was almost gray. When you go twice to a club once over the weekend and a couple of days later mid-week, and you see the same individual stumbling wasted at the bar, it kind of gives you the impression that they come here every night and just drink themselves into oblivion. It was sad to see, especially the second time around.

Another one who was also there both times was TV reality "star" Loana her entourage of druggie friends. This one was not stumbling at all. Oh no, she was bursting with energy. She still had her teeth back then around 2000. Seeing her toothless and constantly sucking her cheeks in on TV a couple of years ago, babbling how great she was doing, was also another sad sight to see but I digress.

Yes, Vanessa is doing great all things considered.

I do like her voice.

Loana at La Voile Rouge in Saint-Tropez with her gang of shady skanks. They tried to latch on and freeload off my friends, billionaire mid-eastern college boys, who had them thrown out onto the beach.

r18 People who suck in their cheeks look deformed.

R18: Daho has long been open about his relationships with men and women. He has been completely out as bisexual in any case, so even if he's fully gay, he's not "deeply closeted." 'Les Inrocks' magazine published a long, quite revealing interview with him recently. He's never labelled himself but seems very much of the James Dean, sexual libertine "not going through life with one hand tied behind my back" type. No one in France thinks Daho is straight; he's about as sexually ambiguous as it gets.

Yeah, r18 is waaaaaaay off and may be bringing some more "anglo-saxon" viewpoints, as the French say, to Daho's private affairs.