Walton Goggins latest photoshoot

He looks quite sun damaged.

I’m not sure what to think.

This guy is suffering from serious overexposure, in more ways than one.

I'm not sure who he is?

He looks like a 50 year old drug addict bottom from Grindr with no teeth, who NEEDS COCK NOW

Great abs, but he desperately needs a buzz cut.

Do you remember when Joan Crawford saw those pics of herself outside the Rainbow Room in the 1970s and it shocked her so much she never ever was seen in public again? Walton needs to take note.

He looks like he doesn't wipe properly.

A ridiculous level of thirst in that one.

That’s on the Ferris wheel at Samo Pier

Walton? We have sufficient

His scorching turn as a freewheeling, sexed-up driftah in Red Dirt was his masterpiece.

Ummm…no.

And that wasn’t directed to you OP. Just a general statement about the need for these photos. No offense meant.

The cover

There is something really 'off' about him.

He’s letting some of the buzz about him being a sex symbol go to his head. Thirst pix are going to throw cold water on what some people found sexy about him, which was primarily his swagger as an older guy.

YUM

“ He looks like a 50 year old drug addict bottom from Grindr with no teeth, who NEEDS COCK NOW”

R6 wins, you can close the thread

Gay?

I thought he was good in The White Lotus.

Ehhh. I’d do him.

He is on the verge of presenting hole in the first pic.

What R15 said.

mustard and lemon

That is some seriously undignified behavior.

I would suck him off

I still would. But someone really needs to advise him on a workable hairstyle.

R6 nailed it.

The cover of "Alien 10" @R17.

There was something white peeking out from those yellow speedos...he stuffs it!

We would never even think of being seen in public like that.

OMG he needs to go away

I want to see his butthole.

Whore!

He has a great home:

And he naked pictures of himself and his son on the wall of his home r40!

I understand being a straight man now.

Borat called. Something about a missing thong.

That’s bad, R6?

Mental illness on display. Sad.

That pic at R22 is terrifying. Imagine that coming out of the adjacent stall. 😮

I sense a strong unpleasant aroma from this shoot.

Which Walton is he?

He doesn't look like John Boy or any of the others.

LOVE the boots.

I can smell his musky taint from here at my laptop.

I'm exhausted from this guy, but I guess he's just enjoying his 15 minutes.

There's a big interview with him a few days ago in the NYTimes where he talks about his love of various assorted fancy brands. He comes across as a douche.

The link has a paywall, so be warned.

^ Non paywall version of above link.

Thanks, r53.

The body is good. The two different color yellows are not. His face looks scary. He's trying too hard. His son is probably a little embarrassed about these photos. He's thirsty for attention. Needs to take a break for a while. Take a year off so people don't completely get tired of you a la Benedict Cumberbatch in 2015.

He's overexposed and unfortunately it's not in the good, naked way.

I think he’s hot

[quote] Take a year off so people don't completely get tired of you a la Benedict Cumberbatch in 2015.

I was about to say, he’s entering Cumberbatch/Hiddleston overexposure territory. Pedro Pascal has been there for the last few years now.

Not you all pretending you wouldn’t let him fuck you

IFHH

He looks like a tweaker in a gay bathhouse desperate for a blow job at 4:00 in the morning.

He looks like the kind of person you'd see on the street and hurry away from.

🤮🤮🤮

Vulgar, unnecessary and inappropriate.

Put some clothes on, you jerk.

Baring your soul and everything else does you no favors.

Where's the god damn BEEF?

I don’t find him attractive. He reminds me of a rock or punk singer in a small city band who thinks he’s hot shit but is greasy and clammy. And always sweating from drugs or alcohol.

He also looks like the high school drama club straight guy who would always get the second male lead parts, be really smug about it, and consider himself a Casanova, when in fact most of his conquests looked like lot lizards and trolls.

lol he’s got a good sense of humor about himself.

Ive loved him since Justified .Hes an amazing actor wich is why I find this latest incarnation of him so distasteful . He should let his talent speak for itself. This kind of crap cheapens him . He always seemed so secure in interviews but I guess that was acting too as only some desperate nobody would go to these extremes.

Speaking of Justified, if his costar Timothy Olyphant wanted to reenact this photo shoot, I would not be opposed. He's hot.

It’s ok to eat and be modest.

Is he gay?

Goggins?

I'm gaggins.

Somebody gave him bad advice. Or he didn’t listen. This was a bad move.

He's feeling himself right now- between Fallout, The White Lotus, Righteous Gemstones, he's popular.

But the public quickly tires of people and the more exposure he gets, the quicker they will get sick of him, I'm afraid.

Go take a long, instagram free vacation, Walton. Let us miss you a little!

No fool like an old fool.

His face looks noticeably tightened since The White Lotus.

Looks like he always skips leg day.

He looks so much better with facial hair. I wish he would sport more scruff.

These photos are like a mid-life parody. Zoolander at 55.

Is this what the straight women find attractive?

Different people find different things attractive. But most women wouldn’t find THESE PICS attractive

Who?

Ooooh nom nom nom 😛

For the love of Pete, why didn’t somebody convince him to tan his whole body? Even if it did make him look like beef jerky, it would be more attractive.

Idk. Maybe not attractive? Maybe handsome? Not in my top 10.

He could play a serial killer.

The hair looks really dyed in this shoot. It always looks like it's dyed, but in these pics its very noticable and not attractive at all.

Well, he’s using some sort of hair system now. He was balding more a few years ago.

He looks like a younger meth-ed out Jack Nicholson to me. His body is hot as fuck, but these pictures are embarrassing, especially for a 53-year-old.

[quote]For the love of Pete, why didn’t somebody convince him to tan his whole body? Even if it did make him look like beef jerky, it would be more attractive.

Thank you for saying that. His legs are white, his face tan, his torso mahogany ...

LOL. Those photos. It's like the male version of Lola Heatherton.

[quote] He also looks like the high school drama club straight guy who would always get the second male lead parts, be really smug about it, and consider himself a Casanova, when in fact most of his conquests looked like lot lizards and trolls.

Could you be more specific, R67?

Isn’t that Susan Lucci??!

he looks like the living dead

At r40 he looks very tiny walking around his home. He also looks like a Soprano extra.

His shiny big front teeth freak me out--they're dentures, put in to replace his actual front teeth he lost when he was hit in the face with a baseball as a child.

Dunno - who?

How does his cum taste?

sexy like a slut should be

R100 I think he's a heavy smoker and drinker, so probably not great

HBO should make him Ellie's new sidekick pn The Last of Us. That would be highly entertaining.

He deserves an Emmy nom for The White Lotus, hell, an Emmy win. And the chick, too.

Fuck me, Daddy, eight to the bar

I agree with Axel:

I hope this was done with tongue in cheek because if he is serious...gross.

R82 Fuck No

Holy Fuck the banana hammock at R80 has to be a joke. Shudder.

I think he's having fun with his sex symbol status.

Well I never in all my life!

It's a distraction from the rumors that he fucked Aimee Lou Wood.

Loving it. Hot bod, slutty poses. You bitches sound like old women visiting Aunt Bea. Oh, the pearl clutching. Just enjoy the show.

I don't care what he wears or how he poses. He still looks like an unattractive crackhead. The forehead, the teeth, and everything else is a hard pass.

Exhibits A, B, C, D, E, and F of I've Had Sufficient of Walton Goggins.

Walton saw that thread and accepted the challenge.

[quote]Loving it. Hot bod, slutty poses. You bitches sound like old women visiting Aunt Bea. Oh, the pearl clutching. Just enjoy the show.

I'm with R113, he's got an exceptional body for 53, and I'd totally go there. He's not conventionally handsome/ good looking, but sexy, yes. I lke fucking guys and I'd fuck him

[quote]Vulgar, unnecessary and inappropriate.

R62 I agree, but I'm enjoying it all the same, I'm a fairly vulgar whore anyway so it doesnt bother me

Is he trying to be ironic, like a Borat type anti-sex symbol playing for laughs? I'm with the OP of the other thread...I've had sufficient.

Was he in The Nightmare before Christmas?

He's a slightly better orthodontist and agent away from being that guy from The Waterboy. HOW is anyone buying this fug as a sex symbol?

He is pretty charismatic.

Or was.

He’s now very overexposed.

In the AD home tour video R40 posted Goggins comes across as the house's realtor rather than its owner.

Yikes! Looks like he should be on an LA street corner seeking a fix…

Is heroin chic making a comeback?

Did it ever really go away?

[quote] I think he's having fun with his sex symbol status.

He is (was) no where near enough of a sex symbol to pull it off. He was sexy like James Mattis or Steve Buscemi. You think, “I know it doesn’t make sense, but there’s something about that guy…” It’s very fragile and now it’s gone and not coming back.

He looks like an end-stage Steve Rubell.

I didn't watch White Lotus, to me he'll always be The Ghoul in Fallout so NOPE.

The whole thing is intentionally a bit of parody fellas.

Not a good one 😬

The bathing costume is ugly.

I hate his forehead and hair

I hope we can retire the sufficient troll.

The "IWFHH" and "He's SO Hot" people here have GOT to be 60 year old + fraus, right?

this is the era of the basic bitch, they will not be ignored

Okay, R136 wins, that put him over the top. I'm done with this guy. There's no way he's sober there, right? So, is it coke? Meth? Mushrooms or booze? Which is it?

His eyes are too close together.

But he manages to keep his legs apart, r138.

GIMME COCK NOW

"Several callers reported the male was wearing only underwear and running into the street,"

I think he's a fantastic actor but also he's always given me the creeps or ick.

I believe he's the one who I read who basically married his almost stalker

I find "almost stalker" to be similar to "almost pregnant".

He is exhibit A as to why actors need to maintain an air of mystery.

People were in love with him when he was a slightly mysterious “hey, it’s that guy!” actor.

Now he’s just skeevy.

Whatever. Let him have some harmless fun.

The photographer is known for shooting gay and drag parties. Walton knew what he was getting.

"Mommy, why is that wrinkly man wearing panties?"

I would run, not walk to hit that. YES PLEASE

I feel like we're going back to the 70s when unconventional looking actors were hot.

^That's a good thing BTW!

R149 But did unconventional include cadaverous. creepy, unhealthy and repulsive.

I wonder if the DM will write a “SLIM PINS!” article about these pics.

I think he's doing this for laughs.

Yup

Wear pants!!

Would be significantly more attractive if he just shaved his head. The Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura hairdo does him no favors.

[Quote] I think he's doing this for laughs.

Then the jokes on him I didn't laugh I gasped

All around awful.

How the fuck are women attracted to THAT?

He's a bad boy.

R120 I can’t remember what movie it was but there was a scene where he spit through his teeth and it’s always been stained on my brain.

It’s a skill.

The Fauxmoi fraus are divided. Half are repulsed and the others say he "makes their vagina sing."

Don Knotts was a hottie too!

"I actually really love these photos. They shake things up! The composition tells a flipped story that normalizes the male physique the same way we do women in these editorial shoots, and personally, I think the juxtaposition is fun! We see women in bikinis without batting an eye in shoots like this, I say more men = more fun for everyone."

He looks like a dirtyass junkie.

I really like him as an actor. He's never done a role that I haven't enjoyed. I think he needs to take a break now, though. He looks high as hell and that interview he gave to the NYT's wasn't great either. I hope he isn't a pretentious douche bag in real life.

Winning combo: Ugly + Obscure

He needs to shave his head.

And his pubes! They didn’t half get stuck in me gnashers 🦷🦷🦷

he's achieved a lot with his lack of good looks....you gotta give him that

Yet women are fighting over this guy.

He has always been so weird looking. He has never done anything for me even when he was young. But if you like it, good for you.

I saw him on Heat of the night when he was young and he had thinning hair even then. He should have owned it like Ed Harris did . I thought his Venus Van Damme was amazing . He has talent ,wich makes me wonder why he didnt break into movies . He can act rings around Tammy Cruise .

[quote] He can act rings around Tammy Cruise .

To be fair, there are very few people who cannot rings around Tammy Cruise.

I think he looks absolutely ridiculous.

How on earth can you mincing prisspots not see that this is a total put-on. He's mocking his sudden elevated status in his own quirky way and giving a big middle finger to it. You clealry haven't been paying attention to his career. This is absolutely on message for him. *Golf clap*

Somebody somewhere is jerking off to this

Not this gal!

I remember him on THE SHIELD.

He looks like the Grinch after he shaves

R177 not only have I not been paying attention to his career, but I had no idea who he is let alone that he had a career. And I don't know if he's giving a big middle finger, but he looks like a big, ugly, smelly middle finger.

So you're just talking shit about something you know nothing about? Bathe yourself in ignorance.

I know nothing about what you're talking about actually R183 that is true but looking at the picture what I see is one ugly fucking cadaver

Honestly, I would fool around with him and eat his ass. I have absolutely no idea why. But I would.

The could, and are meant to, make a person look hotter than in real life. Here theyve gone down a very strange road. A few years ago, if these types of pics were leaked, they' would have been a scandal. Its definitely a shock value thing?

[quote]he "makes their vagina sing."

Pics please. Audio included.

[Quote] Honestly, I would fool around with him and eat his ass. I have absolutely no idea why.

Hint: desperation

He needs to keep his clothing on

Sad. He had a great future -- The Apostle (with Robert Duvall) and The Shield (TV series).

We need more men doing photo shoots like this.

Chaka from Land of the Lost is all grown up now.

The recent attention he's got from The White Lotus seems to have made his head expand.

It was supposed to be tongue in cheek, but he’s too good at looking like the old alcoholic who traps you in a conversation and gradually reveals that, despite your hopes, his situation and life history are just as bad as his sketchy appearance indicates.

Sasha Baron Cohen or, say, Will Ferrell, might pull a similar stunt but it looks like a stunt. They don’t ooze failure and sleaze.

I don’t think he oozes failure— just extreme weirdness. Like, too much weirdness for me. And I’m pretty fucking weird.

Gurl maintaining a body fat percentage under 15% when you're over 50 is not a good idea!

Bruce - you also shouldn't reverse those numbers, butya did, didn't ya?

Not everyone in Hollywood has to be a hunk, they need ugly people too, to play bad guys etc ....

but they don't need ugly, emaciated junkies posing for magazines R198

This thread is proof that men of all orientations have low standards and will fuck anything.

The fame whore strikes again on upcoming SNL.

May 10: Walton Goggins and Arcade Fire

How dare he enjoy fame after working decades to achieve it?

You pearl clutchers keep bumping the thread. You must see something you like.

r202/r203: is that why you just bumped the thread up twice in a row?

I think he's sexy. You must agree since you bumped up the thread.

I don't think he's sexy, maybe he's a paperbag job...

What. Was. He. Thinking?

He reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton, in a trying-too-hard way.

Lol, yeah, same disgusting quality but I think this guy has better abs

[Quote] The recent attention he's got from The White Lotus seems to have made his head expand.

and shrivelled his ass

It got people talking so mission accomplished.

But most of the talk is negative R211 so what was their mission and btw not all publicity is good just ask Katy Perry

If you put a shopping bag over his head he might be more appealing.

I bet he’s hot in bed.

[quote]I bet he’s hot in bed

Well, it's not like you're going to find out

He’s a good actor. He’s so above this. This is something that Jon Hamm would do to get attention. (If he had the body anymore) I personally think these pictures are quite embarrassing. His PR person needs to be fired.

Remember that great VF photo of Antonio Banderas in the Hollywood underpants?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Never Saw The Attraction.

Ick.

That reminds me of the old gossip show on E! Every time Cindy Adams said "Antonio Banderas" she used a ridiculous Spanish accent.

I thought Antonio was smoking hot in his day. He had a laid back sexiness .Very appealing in his prime.

R218 Antonio was very hot back in the day just ask Madonna

Not sure what he saw in Melanie, except cementing himself into Hollywood? Tippi and Melanie and Don.

How drunk was he to do this? His face looks different too. Recent Botox?

I think it's bad lighting. He was pretty hot on White Lotus.

(R225) I was thinking the same thing he is a very attractive actor. But these pictures are terrible. He would’ve looked much more handsome in a nice Gucci or Tom Ford suit. Did Stevie Wonder edit this pictures?

Anton banderas should be on white lotus

There'll Come a Payday.........................................................

"Maybe I’m a rebel but I will never stop running round the house with a pickle in my mouth.'

Why is his hair always stringy and dirty looking?