Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14, PART 3

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Great job OP!!! 😆😆😆

What about me, OP? I'm a successful, beautiful black woman! Buy my book (only $69.95 with the purchase of my $500 motivational speaking engagement).

I forgot about you and your Big Bird reunion costume Boz!

R4 And for that remark, my book will now cost YOU $79.95.

It’s insane that Dorit said PK stopped paying their mortgage because the company wouldn’t return his phone calls like it was the most normal response in the world (also, we all know it’s total bullshit).

R6 Yeah, that was one lame ass story.

Boy George is starring in Moulin Rouge on Broadway. I saw the commerical this morning. Is PJ (per Kathy Hilton) still representing BG and will PJ receive any money for this? If he does, I'm sure he's hoping to prevent Dorit from receiving any of the funds from this booking.

R8 No, Hunky Dory and The Lady are now representing Boy George.

PK is managing AirBnBs in London since alcoholism doesn't exist there. And R6 at least Boz did retort "That's how you lose a house..."

I’ll go ahead and say what we’re all thinking:

Bring 👏🏾 back 👏🏾 Sanela 👏🏾 Diana 👏🏾 Jenkins!

You must be that gay Diana keeps in a cabinet and only brings out to donate sperm and to sing at her parties, r11.

Nobody wants that lip licking brothel owner back.

I have no doubt that PK would orchestrate that break up and not give a fuck if Dorito and the kids were home

Didn’t PK have a $2 million debt to the Bellagio and then the robbery occurred?

Please bring in some rich bitches who can smack around what’s left of the Fox Force Five or whatever they were called.

Praying that Sutton will quit but that dumb heffer loves the limelight.

The should do a. BH all stars

Kyle Richards

Kim Richards

Lisa Vanderpump

Brandy Granville

Lisa Rinna

Erika Jayne

Dorit Kemsley

Sutton Stracke

And special guest star Eileen Davidson

Erika and Dorit need to go buh bye.

This shit show is set in Los Angeles-surely there are some crazy, unfiltered fame whores out there who are rich (or performatively rich), who would love to overshare and cunt all over those who don’t.

Way past time for Erika and Poorit to be shown the door.

R15 I don't know if I could take seeing the worms in Brandy's face upclose. And this is Beverly Hills. You are telling me they can't find women there who don't have to live off of their 250K RHOBH salaries? There have to be some seriously rich women there.

I imagine that even in LA a lot of people with serious money want to avoid this mess. Maybe not quite as many as on the Upper East Side, whose ranks the early RHONY casts hilariously thought they were a part of, but a few.

Word on the street is that the woman Pee Kaye was spotted out with in NYC is a trans woman.

Brandi always came off as more OC than Beverly Hills. She is like Tamara's (formerly) more attractive, taller sister.

I believe it. And surely there can't be more than one tranny-loving husband on this series.

R19, the thing about Beverly Hills though is that you could have serious money but still be desperate to be famous. I am sure there are several more vapid women with more money than god who want to be a famous housewife. And I am sure there are several hubands, like Kelsey Grammer, who would love to unload their wives, keeping them busy, while they plan their exit.

Maybe that is why Pee Kay

was so in booze (to supress feelings)

Joined himself to the hip of Mauricio

Wanted to have girl time with hag Kyle, as a bestie

Hung around Boy George

Dumped his Trump loving wife

[quote] Didn’t PK have a $2 million debt to the Bellagio and then the robbery occurred?

What interesting timing. 💅🏾 👸🏾

Dorit will soon be homeless, but not toothless.

All I can say to PeeKay’s new girlfriend is, “lock your doors at night”!

Sutton has a benefiber commercial that actually really cracked me up

[quote] I imagine that even in LA a lot of people with serious money want to avoid this mess

Which made me think that the stories about Boz’s career not being as great as she made out were true.

[quote] The attack on the actress Housewife was coordinated and the C List Housewife with the iconic hairstyle and dirty house was part of it. A meeting took place before the reunion. The Token Housewife knew it was going to happen.

Rinna's filthy kitchen floors: Never Forget.

Also the rats-dirty bitch

I am sure the rats enjoyed Harry’s sauce.

Imagine if Dorinda Medley, Candiace Dillard or Kenya Moore were on this.

They would destroy the Fox Force Five.

R33. Everyone who has had Harry's sauce has enjoyed it.

How have the Rinna-Hamlins not caught the hantavirus?

The rats think she’s their queen r36.

R37 Excellent use of your British humour.

Is the woman who has iconic hair/dirty house/token Boz? I mistake her for Kyle.

I didn’t like Harry’s sauce. And I told everyone.

Poorit is attempting to enter her cougar era.

She needs to leave Dylan Efron aline. He can’t pay her mortgage.

*alone

R39 the woman with the iconic hair is Lisa Rinna. Boz’s hair is more moronic.

Lisa Rinna's hair always looks clean. Boz looks like she has roaches nesting in her wigs.

[quote] Boz looks like she has roaches nesting in her wigs.

💀💀💀

Roach wigs are my speciality!

She's a hair hopper!

I sure do have roaches in my wigs. That's why I wear Raid bug traps as earrings! Remember: Roaches in your hair? Bug traps on your ears!

I do wonder if Boz was brought on to get rid of Garcelle.

If that blind item is true, what the hell is Rinna doing to take down Garcelle? Seems racist.

Rinna was the one telling the press when she was on the show with Garcelle that the women couldn’t go after Garcelle because she was black. She's been claiming that she doesn’t want to return to the show but she won’t stop talking about it.

To me, the only way to make a Rinna return palatable is if Eileen comes back with her. Eileen’s presence seemed to keep Rinna in check.

In other words, Rinna is a racist.

I say bring back Rinna, Brandi, Carlton,Diana, Kim, Taylor, and let the show turn into even bigger shit storm.

I think it's time to cancel some of these HW shows starting with this one. They've gotten too nasty and mean spirited. Where's the fun? The OC of NYC worked so well because it revolved around a circle of friends with B and Alex being the newbies. Now they bring total strangers into the group or throw a group of strangers together and see what sticks. Doesn't work anymore.

Boz is so weird looking to begin with, but her outfits make her look creepier.

I miss Dorinda :-(

Clip! Clip! And her stomach is FLAT!!

Brandi was the beginning of the end for this show.

Brandi started season 2 r59…

The most irritating housewife for me this season was Boz. She brought absolutely nothing to the show, aside from bad taste in fashion and home decor.

Her contributions consisted of sitting next to Poorit and going, "Oh, gurl!" and "Wow!" and "Umph!" every time Poorit opened her mouth and said something moronic.

She desperately tried to create a storyline for herself with her bullshit "I'm 48 and I wanna get knocked up by my boyfriend of 8 months" shtick, but the viewers just don't give a damn.

Get rid of her. She's dead weight on an already flailing ship.

Who Knew...?

Corporate Psychopath Boz is up the ass of racist piece of shit Dorit. Crystal calling her unintelligent was entirely accurate. Dorit is jealous that her gambit of marrying old man Pee Kay failed, and unlike Crystal, she may be homeless not toothless.

What I don’t get if that PK was going through bankruptcy when they met. Who gets involved with someone actively going through bankruptcy? He must have the charming abilities of a Nigerian Prince.

[quote]Who gets involved with someone actively going through bankruptcy?

Someone unintelligent.

Reunion is on tonight. I REALLY hope this is the end of the line for some of these assholes from the Fox Force Five.

Since season 9, every season has been about them bullying a castmate who is either more popular with the fans , or the one who decides to ask them questions about their lives.

Meanwhile, they offer nothing but rented fashions.

It’s beyond annoying. This season started out promising, with Kyle and Dorit fighting and Erika seemingly turning over a new leaf. Now we’re limping to the finish line with the same shit we have seen for years:

Erika is a cold cunt with multiple lawsuits filed against her (but we can’t talk about that).

Dorit and PK are broke and a step ahead of their creditors (but we can’t talk about that).

Kyle left har husband of 25+ years for a woman (but we can’t talk about that).

It is infuriating.

There is nothing "real" about reality television.

R67. Not anymore

To me, the show has become something I watch with one eye until the reunions, then I'm all in! It hasreally become about a group of reality stars who are contractually obligated to film with each other for a period even though they don't like each other, and then go to the reunion and fight.

Recap

The previews for next week show Garcelle leaving in a huff. Apparently she was out DAYUMMed and left

Garcelle stays until the end and opts out of the group photo.

I love that!

I guess she fulfilled her contractual obligation up until that point.

[quote] Meanwhile, they offer nothing but rented fashions.

And yet it's still one of the best of the franchise. Recent moments like "name 'em", toothless not homeless, and the weed dinner are among the best of any of the Housewives.

R74 = Avi, in an Ozempic haze

Every episode we’re subjected to Avi dancing as fast as he can.

Brad Goreski walked so Avi could run.

I personally am a big fan of homeless not toothless

Their tagline is, “You may be dirty and homeless, but we’ll give you a nice smile.”So shallow, so Beverly Hills.

Does Dorit think she comes off well? It's like kicking Sutton makes her feel powerful? I don't get her but she never was particularly likeable. She and PK seem like burglars.

Dorit has a lot of nerve mocking Sutton’s home (in Bel Air), when her shitty Encino home is in pre-foreclosure.

I would rather live in the worst home in Bel Air than that stupid contemporary farmhouse in fucking Encino.

R82 Kim Richards

God, I hope they don’t bring back Poorit. Sadly, I’m sure they will, since she finally got “first chair” at a reunion. I’ve never enjoyed watching her.

Andy seemed fed up with Kyle last night.

Is it too obvious to point out that all of these “housewives” have either been abandoned by their husband or never married at all? Only the friends-of are in successful marriages, and coincidentally they’re the wealthiest cast members by an order of magnitude.

Erika continues her journey towards EGOT status.

Erika shines.

That costume is the most clothing that walking clitoris has ever worn.

Erika is NOT a good singer.

As a singer, I don’t think you’d want to go on a show where it’s revealed some sportscaster has a better voice than you.

There is new footage of Kyle fighting with a woman and her dogs on the street, filming her with her cell phone then using Teddi Mellencamp as a human shield.

Link R92?

You’re so lazy r92

Kyle looks like such a fucking Karen in that video. What an asshole.

I'm so over this shit I haven't even watched the reunion yet. I've just lost interest. Garcelle is the only likable person on the show and I don't want to see these miserable cunts gang up on her. I will not watch another season of grifting Dorit and Erika or autistic Sutton. I don't see this crapfest rebounding unless they do a pause and reset and fire some people.

I don’t even see what is wrong with hitting someone where it hurts and calling her poor if she has spent a year calling you an alcoholic.

[quote] Kyle looks like such a fucking Karen in that video. What an asshole.

Did you see the start of the video? Kyle is pointing at the woman's dogs, clearly indicating she's concerned about them. At one point one of the dogs is literally dragging on the ground as the woman walks.

Kyle could save orphans from a burning building and I would still think she’s an asshole r99

[quote]Kyle could save orphans from a burning building and I would still think she’s an asshole.

Hi Garcelle/R99

Kyle really wants nothing to do with Kim anymore. I wonder why Kim moved to Florida?

To be with other mentally ill crackheads r101. I am sure she’s in front of a Dollar General or a Publix right now panhandling and screaming into the void.

Did you notice the eye daggers Kyle shot at Kathy when the subject of Kim came up?

It was like, "You better keep your mouth shut."

From People magazine:

[quote] Noting that Kim was in “a really bad place,” the source said the family was trying to remain tight-lipped about her struggles. "The family are very private about details, but from the little they’ve said, it’s clear they’ve reached another breaking point with her,” the insider continued, emphasizing how "this has happened before."

Kim at her new job in Clearwater:

Kim has grown daughters that need to step up to the plate. Kyle should have cut her off a long time ago. I am sure Kim is probably a strung out Trumpster too. Why else move to Florida?

Damn R102, tell us how you really feel.

Kim’s oldest daughter is over 40 and married to a millionaire. She’s also a successful real estate agent.

Kim was married into Marvin Davis’ family and has two kids with that husband, so I am sure they have a trust fund or two.

Why can’t Kyle or Kathy stash her in one of their many homes and hire a caretaker for her. They can afford it. If she had a stable home it would probably help with the drinking-she moved multiple times from rental to rental when she was on the show, and that continued. She was living in a house that was owned by Kyle and Mauricio when she had her last public episode, but she needs a caretaker.

I wonder if these women realize their fame comes at a humiliating public price. I guess they would be broke without the show. Or for ones with money, they can’t bear to be alone with their flaws.

I expected to watch Kyle being a Cunt but if that woman really was mistreating her dogs id side with Kyle

I’ll say it again. I don’t know why but I’ve never had a problem with Kyle. I like her. Whatever she’s doing is a successful formula. She’s the longest consecutive housewife of any franchise. She lasted longer than any of them - and she is an original cast member of her franchise.

[quote] Why can’t Kyle or Kathy stash her in one of their many homes and hire a caretaker for her. They can afford it. If she had a stable home it would probably help with the drinking-she moved multiple times from rental to rental when she was on the show, and that continued…

They have done this in various forms in the past, though. Kim has been a drug addict for 40 years. All the wealth in the world can’t make her get better. They can’t make her listen to a caretaker. The caretaker doesn’t have physical control over her. There’s very little in a practical sense that they can do.

[quote]R108 She was living in a house that was owned by Kyle and Mauricio when she had her last public episode

[italic]You stole my goddamn house!

Kim should be the responsibility of her adult daughters, not Kyle and Kathy. That's how it is with every other family. Kim's oldest daughter is wealthy, so it makes no sense why she isn't taking care of her. The whole situation makes no sense.

Sad Kim will end up toothless and homeless. 🤤🏡🔨

R114 My guess is the family has tried and tried and tried to help Kim and keep her on the straight and narrow, and they've finally just given up.

From what we've seen when Kim gets drunk, she's probably nasty and verbally abusive to those who try and help, and a family can only take that so long before they throw their hands up and walk away.

In the words of Barbara Billingsley, "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get da help."

Without Garcelle no one will challenge these women on lying so blatantly lying to the public.

So get rid of Boz and pay her off with a spin-off promoting her nylon wigs and Boss Babe seminars. Give Jennifer Tilly a spin off about a wealthy eccentrics drinking white wine, playing poker and going to fashion shows with Sutton as her sidekick.

And invite back Lisa Rinna and Diana and let the Fox Force Five destroy each other.

I’ll be Kim’s caretaker? What does it pay?

Andy asked if any of the women had been in touch with Teddi and Dorit said she thinks that she wrote something on IG and that she’ll reach out to Teddi when she’s “not in the thick of it”.

She’s a POS.

Watching Garcelle storm out, all I could think of was that scene in Mean Girls where Cady tells Janis she's not in the Burn Book and Janis says, "Bitches!"

Debbie Matenopolous claims she's talking to producers about joining the show next year.

Good. It needs to be more balanced with new weirdos. Teachers pet will never be harmed though. It’s amazing how far Erika and Dorit have lasted. Just start calling them crooks.

[quote] It’s amazing how far Erika and Dorit have lasted. Just start calling them crooks.

Hey, I did my best.

Watching the reunion, the segment about Dorit’s “robbery” was when Garcelle’s annoyance first became apparent, 2 hours into the 9 hour taping.

It seemed like none of these people picked up on her feelings over the next several hours, Andy included.

Even after she said she didn’t want to answer more questions, nobody thought anything of it and it was dismissed.

But watching this episode , she looks pissed off-she doesn’t have a poker face. She’s rolling her eyes, smirking, not smiling or engaging much in the conversation…

I don’t know how you could sit next to someone for several hours behaving like that and not realize something is off, which is what seemed to be implied on the episode.

Next season it should literally just be Sanela Diana Jenkins, Crystal Kung Chinkoff, the psychic from Camille’s dinner party, Avi Gabay, and Dana Wilkey (who is never allowed to remove her $25,000 sunglasses).

Dorit needs to file bankruptcy, Erika probably does too. Boz needs to get sent packing to the Chitlin Circuit. Kyle needs a two-bit show on Logo about downlow bulldaggers. They should rebuild the show and center it around Sutton and Garcelle and Jennifer Tilley.

Garcelle also looked heated when she chose to talk about Sutton in her final words and Sutton chose to talk about Erika. She looked like she felt betrayed. She put all of her eggs in her friendship with Sutton but realizes Sutton hasn’t done the same.

And I know Dorit is white woman adjacent but the white woman privilege of it all calling Garcelle, who’s worked in the industry for forty years, “unprofessional,” was so wrong. What’s the most Dorit has done? Hot glued some bikinis together?

I think people forget Garcelle’s 14yo son was literally dragged and attacked online by one of the cast members. No one really had her back then either. There was no outrage on anyone’s part over that. The rules do seem to be different.

Last season I was annoyed with Garcelle but I have to say, I will miss her tremendously. She was the only one who called out the truth of these women and assholes need that in order to be somewhat likeable.

First is was Camille

Then it was Brandy

Then it was Carleton

Then it was Kim

Then it was Eileen

Then it was Crystal

Then it was Garcelle

It most certainly won’t be Boz or Jennifer Tilly.

I would imagine one of the reasons Garcelle participated in the show was to promote the movies she’s producing. She actually got a premiere on the show last season. This season it was barely touched on, although I am sure there was plenty of coverage. There’s no use going through all of that drama if she’s not gonna get anything out of it.

I don’t think the franchises are big on promoting housewives projects anymore. They want you there for the drama not the promotion.

I won't miss Garcelle. For five seasons she shared nothing about her personal life and made passive aggressive digs while pretending to be above it all. In the end, she stormed out for not getting props for being "accountable" when what she really did was just double down on how she felt about Dorit's break-in. Girl can dish it out but she can't take it.

Well if Garcelle can take anything away from this - NOT being Housewife material is actually a good thing. The show only thrives when peoples lives are horrible - either their real life or their relationships with each other. The show doesn't stop until someone is ripped open inside and out. The fact that you don't have that kind of drama in your life is a good thing.

r130 Her first season, she talked about her Divorce openly and how he cheated on her and she emailed all of their friends with intimate details on how he cheated. She included her two sons with him as well as her older son, his struggles with drugs, now being clean and sober and making her a grandmother. She shared her career moves, becoming a producer and her film debut. She spoke openly with the women and offered her opinions. I am not sure what more you wanted from her. She even spoke about her famous exes. IMHO, Garcelle was the greek chorus of the show, voice of the viewer. She was the one to go "break in? that looked kind of sus." The first one to call out Kyle's marriage issues. I will miss her if all we have now is pile on Sutton and Juawana Mann running the show.

[quote] I am not sure what more you wanted from her.

I guess I wanted her to me more interesting.

That goes back to my point R133 at R131, and interesting housewife ISN'T a stable person. An interesting housewife is someone working through all kinds of issues OR someone who has all kinds of issues who refuses to work through them.

R133) Hi Erica

Side note: That damned commercial for Laura Gellar makeup with Meth going on about being a model makes me want to stab myself in the ears.

Who thought that grating nasal whinging voice of hers is NOT spokesperson material.

R132 They hate her because she’s already overcome her bad choices, and they are still living theirs.

Why was Garcelle so upset? Unclear.

So did Kyle kind of half-assedly admit she's licking Morgan's cooter?

She was upset that none of the cast would even look at her and singled her out for being the one to "bring up what everyone was thinking." Erica said she was not interesting. Dorit was mad because Garcelle speculated the break-in was staged, but did not accuse Dorit of knowing anything. The whole Kyle is a lesbian story. She felt like the entire cast was pinning it all on her, and even Sutton would not back her up. The nail in the coffin was Boz suggesting that Dorit should sue Garcelle for what she said.

R140 Boz should know a lot about getting sued. Hasn't she tried to sue half of her former employers for firing her because she was incompetent?

Garcelle kept insisting she didn't get credit for "taking accountability" for questioning Dorit's break-in. But accountability would have been acknowledging that it was defamatory and hurtful and potentially opened up legal issues for Dorit. Garcelle didn't do any of that. Instead, she just said "I feel what I feel." That's not taking accountability. That's just refusing to change your opinion.

R142 I think what pissed Garcelle off is that she and the other fraus on the show all probably sat around off camera and talked about Dorit's break-in being staged, but when Garcelle said it out loud and no one else chimed in, she thought, "fuck all y'all weak bitches. I'm outta here."

r143 Pretty much happened to Sutton and Garcelle when they all sat around questioning Erica, especially Dorit who is now Erica's bff for some reason. Even Andy rolled his eyes over Dorito's fake rage. "I think they mean how they left your cell phone at the gate..." when he was explaining why people think it was staged. How she does not see it is Erika level delusion. They walked in, no alarm was set, they only took the insured stuff, they took your 1200 dollar iphone but left it for you at the gate because?? I have a 300 dollar ring alarm system. If someone were to open the door it would at least chime and I would know someone came in. A lot is sus about that break-in and Garcelle just called it out. It is also suspect she had no story line except for that, that season. Now it is PK is divorcing me I am a stronger woman now. Dorit is the one housewife who's story always seems manufactured.

If Dorit is the centerpiece of the season and scored a seat next to Andy at the reunion then you know it's time to pull the plug. She was never anything more than 'friend of' material.

They show has three storylines. Kyle is a lesbo, Dorit's divorce/rage and Sutton is a mess. Bozo, Erica are non stories and Garcelle is out. Bringing on a new cast member is not a good idea because it takes a season to get them in the flow. Kathy and Jennifer are just comic relief. They need to bring back a housewife. Not Rinna. Not Krystal. Teddi is out. I think Camille would be a good additon to pal up to Sutton and fight Doirt but she seems so disingenuous. I hate to say it but the show needs LVP.

I want the witch to come back.

[quote] And yet it's still one of the best of the franchise

No. Salt Lake City and Miami are so much better.

Agreed , r148, but I would also say that OC has had a renaissance since Tamra returned.

[quote] Kim has been a drug addict for 40 years. All the wealth in the world can’t make her get better

I wish more people remembered this. I have sympathy for those who deal or dealt with addiction. But I have even more sympathy for their families and friends since they have it worse.

R149, yes, that's true. I really dislike Tamra on the show but I did really like her on The Traitors. The OC has been much better with her. She made the show. Vicki was the first housewife but nowhere near the best. NeNe will always be remembered by the general public as THE housewife.

r150 because she is in a family that enables her. Rinna was a lot of things but she was right. Kyle, Kathy, enable her. They all refuse to address the real problem. Their mother. Big Kathy was not "cuddly" as Kathy put it. She was a monster and damaged all of these women. Kim worst of all. She was a child forced to support her whole family.

r152, I understand but she's a grown woman now. I am sympathetic to her but more sympathetic to her sisters for having to deal with her.

R153 As the child of an alcoholic parent, I can absolutely identify with Kyle when it comes to her relationship with Kim. Always having to walk on eggshells, worrying that anything you do or say could trigger them, trying your best to support them, but fearing that if you get too honest or real, the rage will come out.

r153 that is just it, they are not dealing with the underlying issue. Their mother. They all consider her a saint and until they process that their mother did this to them and process the trauma, Kim will continue to fall of the wagon.

R155 I'll be surprised if Kim makes it to 65.

65?? Oh honey if she makes it to 61 we are having a party!

R157 Will you be serving drinks?

She turns 61 in September so start planning for a wake or a “congratulations for not dying you old junkie” party.

Kim was in a relationship from 2012-18 (so after season 3)? How did she keep that off camera, especially considering how that gross boyfriend of hers was central to her season 2 story?

Garcelle seems like a normal decent person she doesn’t belong on this show

"I won't miss Garcelle. For five seasons she shared nothing about her personal life"

I won't miss her either but this is bullshit. She just doesn't have an interesting life compared to the others. I think the opposite is true. The list of shit the others won't share is long: gay baiting and then pretending Morgan doesn't exist, the mountain of bullshit you could call Dorit on, Erika. They all absolutely freak out if asked about the reality of their lives outside of the show.

This could be a still from a future Black Girl Missing movie.

R162, wow.

[quote] They all consider her a saint and until they process that their mother did this to them and process the trauma, Kim will continue to fall of the wagon.

Perhaps this is their public response and they aren't sharing their real feelings with the television public.

The fan reaction to Erika and Dorit’s behavior during and since the reunion is reminding me of the fan reaction to Rinna during her last reunion.

I wouldn’t be surprised if at least one of them is demoted or not asked back (probably Erika).

Erika showed NOTHING this season. Her wrap up showed Chicago and a bunch of other stuff she didn’t bother filming.

Kick her saggy ass to the curb.

I’m hearing Erika may be fired. No storyline, too expensive, played out,

Erika and Dorit are both played out at this point. Sure, Dorit showed her divorce but will she show anything worthwhile in the subsequent seasons? Doubtful.

Erika and Dorit are both played out at this point. Sure, Dorit showed her divorce but will she show anything worthwhile in the subsequent seasons? Doubtful.

Just you wait and see. Now get me a Belvedere and soda in a short glass, three limes squeezed in, carcass out.

That's LEMONS, Dorit.

They'll keep Erika around at least until the lawsuits/court dates are over. She was so positive this season and then the hammer just dropped a few weeks ago, post reunion.

R172 I hope they bring Erika back next season just so we can watch her revert back to her heinous self and use her Pazuzu voice again.

I think Erika is done. Even her lawsuits aren't interesting anymore. The only thing that would save her is if she started dating a rich man and that doesn't look like it's going to happen. Her 'career' certainly isn't going anywhere. That Vegas residency was a big ole flop.

Dorit wears lots of labels but her next one will be, "Hobo".

How many of these women actually live in Beverly Hills? Dorit and Kyle both live in Encino. Kyle's estate is one block off of Ventura Blvd. And Dorit let the world know Sutton lives on a Main Road in Bel Air. Garcelle is in fucking Oxnard. I miss the first season with Lisa V. and Adrienne living in those big places across from each other in Beverly Park.

Erika was on Masked SInger. I knew it was her from the first clues. Then I heard that nasaly voice trying to sing. She was terrible.

R177, you're telling me Erika Jayne cannot sing? Well, I am stunned!

Jennifer Tilly removed “friend of” from her Instagram bio.

I doubt she is coming back. She’s probably smart that she doesn’t want to see her friendship with Sutton disintegrate on television.

R178 = Mikey, plucking her eyebrows to appear even more astonished!

R179. Tilly posted something on Instagram the other day that had people speculating that she wouldn't be back. I think she just did it for fun. She certainly doesn't need the money.

Without those two friends, Sutton is going to drown. Wouldn’t be surprised if she bails too.

Sutton is an embarrassment. She'll never recover from the horrible way she treated Garcelle.

I bet Sutton stays. She meeds the fame. She’ll be Gretchen Wieners to Kyle/Dorit/Erika’s Regina George.

I would hate to see SUTTON have to close its doors. The camera crew are the only people to walk through the doors.

Anyone else remember Kyle Too? I actually went to go see it one time. It was right next to Villa Blanca.

R183 What are you talkin' 'bout? We were s'posed to go to supper after the show! My treat!

All of the women are total embarrassments.

The only woman who truly walked away unscathed was Eileen Davidson.

Her career didn’t explode or diminish by being on the show.

She didn’t get into a huge fight with anyone

She didn’t lower herself to do something dirty

R187 I loved Eileen. She was the lone voice of sanity and no drama.

Garcelle sticks the knife in the back

[quote] Just you wait and see. Now get me a Belvedere and soda in a short glass, three limes squeezed in, carcass out.

What are the chances bartenders just use a few squirts of canned lemon juice in Dorit’s cocktails?

Why does she want the carcass out? To rub it on her fat lips?

Who the fuck calls a juiced lemon a carcass?

Some gay told her this was chic, or she read on the internet that this was THE elegant way to order a drink. She’s an asshole from some shitty town in Connecticut who likes to put on airs.

I'm wondering when Garcelle will be interviewed about her friendship with Sutton. It will be interesting to see what she has to say. Sutton didn't even run after her after she stormed off. Garcelle would have stormed after Sutton if she did the same.

^Last year didn’t Garcelle leave with Sutton after she fainted?

If you had to choose between a friendship with Garcelle or Kyle/Erika/Dorit, why would you pick those three?

R195, she sure did. I don't like Garcelle as a housewife but she seems like a great friend to have in your corner. Sutton really messed up.

R196, right, Sutton just wants to sit at the "cool girls" table.

You mean cool white girls table.

It's bizarre that Kyle was even thinking about buying the house across the street from LVP. Despite what she says, she really must want to rekindle their friendship. I think she's lost after her breakup with Mauricio and with sister Kim slipping away. Maybe her friendship with Lisa reminds her of better times when everything was perfect.

LVP is a business woman and uses her friendships to her advantage. At this point I don't think she'd have any need for a lonely 50something closeted lesbian who has lost her way. LVP is the type to believe Kyle would be constantly hitting on her.

"Kyle? I'm having car trouble. Bring your tool box over right away! Your tool box, Kyle. I've no interest in your OTHER box, you lesbian!"

Years ago someone on here posted lesbian slash fiction about LVP and Kyle here that made me laugh, Kyle was in her muumuu wearing phase at the time so that was incorporated into the post.

[quote] Maybe her friendship with Lisa reminds her of better times when everything was perfect.

And maybe you just pull shit out of your ass?

[quote] And maybe you just pull shit out of your ass?

Dorito, give it up, Kyle doesn't want you anymore.

[Quote]maybe you just pull shit out of your ass?

No. That's Bobby's job. BOBBY BROWN!

The streets are saying Erika has been downgraded to “friend of”

She better get to patting that puss!

R206. With a hefty pay cut, I hope.

Erika's gonna have to move out of her bungalow and into a one-bedroom apartment on Western Avenue.

R209 At this point, she better be looking at an extended stay at Days Inn.

R210. And turning tricks there

R211 She's set to become the 21st century Barbara Payton.

At least Kim was smart enough to move out of expensive LA. Erika should do the same.

"I decided I didn't need a cabana so I downsized. I now live in the Candy Cane Motel in Anaheim.. My quarters may be smaller but I am in the center of all the excitement! And I can even hear the Disneyland fireworks!"

Erika needs to find a grifter boyfriend to give her a storyline, like Boz. Fall deeply in love in two days then get engaged. Then sign on for new Love after Loosing it all show.

They need to completely cut the cord with Erika and Dorit. No money for grifters.

I preferred Kyle in her muumuu phase. She was more entertaining as a squat little thing undermining her “friends” while trying unsuccessfully to keep Kim from making an ass of herself on TV.

Kim agitated Kyle and it made more delightfully cunty. This workout obsessed bisexual wearing outfits that are inappropriate for a woman her age is not entertaining.

Erika should start dating PeeKay. He’s already seen her pussy.

R218 I think you're on to a great storyline!!!

Dorit removed RH from her Instagram bio. The streets are saying it’s a negotiation ploy though to get more money since Erica Jayne got demoted

R217, she was never good enough to play the main character. She's just too much of a wimp for that.

No one would notice if screechy Dorit was fired.

This show is boring without LVP, Kim and Lisa Rinna. The other women are too scared of Kyle.

Bring back Camille and Eileen. Bill Burr’s wife was on an episode a couple of seasons ago-the one where Denise drunkenly fought with Erika. She seemed like she could be fun.

Sutton is going to need an ally or she needs to go. I really don’t want to see Kyle and whoever piling on her for asking questions the audience wants to know.

Boz will befriend Sutton as that will get her more screen time and Dorit is headed to the streets.

[quote]Kim agitated Kyle and it made more delightfully cunty.

That scene where Kyle barged into the limo is classic. Kyle was hot that night. Kim was like "oh shit."

Kyle really did that whole Jekyll n' Hyde thing very well during the first two seasons.

R225 Boz shouldn't come back. She contributed nothing to the show but bad taste.

R228 - Dr ManMarie

I’ve enjoyed all the podcasts and TV spots saying Sutton threw Garcelle under the bus. Not sure how Sutton will spin being as racist and dumb as her mother.

Teddi’s tumors appear to be responding well to immunotherapy.

I’ll take the opportunity to remind DLs that they even though we may be as old as the hills, wear your SPF 50 daily. Melanoma doesn’t discriminate.

R231, I'm glad she's feeling better so that we can all go back to hating her.

High school yearbook photos of RHOBH folks. Identities in next post.

Adrienne got a whole face transplant (as in Face/Off)

Dorit filed for divorce today so she'll definitely be back and she's probably holding out for more money.

Wow, Kelsey was at one time something approaching handsome.

Dorit and PK desperately need her paycheck.

Dorit should hire Erika as a nanny, as well. You know Dorit would make her wear an ugly uniform and call her Mrs.Kemsley.

I'm sorry, #8 can't be Lisa Rinna.

Wow even in high school Garcelle was gorgeous

Garcelle, Faye and Kathryn were the only pretty ones. Erika would have been okay with better hair

Adrienne, Dorit, Brandi, Eileen and Erika had multiple surgeries.

I am surprised that Kathy Hilton looks better than I expected.

Boz looks like captain of the high school basketball team in a 90s UPN teen sitcom.

Pocket Jew Avi may have left Sutton’s employ.

I guess Boz has always been a long head gal.

I assumed #1 was Sonja Morgan. Surprised it was Adrienne.

Holy shit. I can’t even see a glimmer of that face on her face now.

There is no way around it or soften them blow, r247, she was a dog.

Faye looks like she's got a big old herpes sore on her lip. Quelle surprise.

R249 - LVP

Teddi is making a new podcast with Erika.

Yeah.

Just what we needed.

R250, is Nicole Brown. Faye's ex-lover.

I hope teddi doesn’t die but nobody wants to listen to her yammer on. She’s a grifter who starved people and she’s boring as hell

The only time I liked Teddi was when she asked Vikki "where were YOU on January 6th?". But that was online. Otherwise, her entire tenure on RHOBH was boring and irritating. I will never get her crying to Rinna, Kyle and Erika in France, saying "I can't always be the moral compass for the group!". This is after she cried about Puppygate, saying "I have never, ever told a lie!". Well, she cheated on her husband with her good friend's husband so we know that's definitely false.

The Amsterdam scene though. Rinna was saying Kim Richards was on the verge of death but we all saw Kim’s psychotic break in the car with Rinna. She may not have been on the verge of death but she was high as a kite and in the throes of drug addiction and shitting on pillows at the airport.

I was team Rinna in this scenario.

Dorit filed for divorce; and applied for sole legal and physical custody.

She also had no prenup; which means that she and PK would share each other’s debt.

Unintelligent — and unsurprising.

PK left her for a 50 year old model. That has got to sting for Dorit. He left for someone OLDER than you. How embarrassing!

"Hello, Boz? Hi, it's me, your best friend in the world, Dorit. Can the kids and I come and live with you? Id have asked Sutton, but she lives on a main road. Hello? Hello?"

Speaking of Amsterdam, the OC bitches are taping their cast trip there right now. I guess Bravo felt the Beverly Hills cunts and Trump didn’t do enough to ruin America’s reputation in the Netherlands, so they sent Tamra and Shannon in to finish the job.

Didn't Tamrat quite the show during filming a few weeks ago?

She did but she came back, r260; the cast confronted her on shitty behavior during their first cast trip to New Orleans. Rather than being in the hot seat, she left New Orleans and stopped filming before coming back.

She blamed her shitty behavior on Teddi’s cancer diagnosis-so what was her excuse every other season?

[quote]She also had no prenup; which means that she and PK would share each other’s debt.

Dorit and Erika are the most unsuccessful gold-diggers in history. Not only are they walking away with zero money, but they're also saddled with debt and lawsuits.

You have to give Yolanda and Camille credit for securing that bag.

R262 I still think Erika has cash hidden away in an overseas bank account somewhere.

R264, for her sake I hope so. I can't see how anyone committing fraud for decades wouldn't think to put their money somewhere untouchable.

Won’t Erika inherit Tom’s retirement accounts and that’s why she stays married to him?

PK’s girlfriend Shana was on Season 12 of The Amazing Race, one of the I watched in its entirety. I remember it mostly because of Kynt and Vyxsin, Pink And Black Attack, the dating goths. Christina the Chinese girl who raced with her perpetually eating dad ended up marrying Azaria, a racer from New Orleans.

I don’t really remember Shana though.