The Gays and Tennis, Part 179 -- The South American Swing to Indian Wells

Thanks for the new thread, OP

Aaah, we do miss Feli and his famous jockstraps...

Who knew jockstraps were still a thing in sport.

Nothing looks good on Feli.

Ostapenko beats Inga! Inga lost it big time, smashed her racket. Delicious.

Love it when The IgaBot malfunctions.

Iga hasn't looked right since she almost lost to Osaka last year. Something's going on in her head. She looked liked she didn't want to be there; maybe because Peppa lives rent-free in her head?

Looks like it will be a while before we see a woman who retains the #1 spot for more than 3 years.

I don’t know. Sabalenka looks pretty consistent.

Oh dear the last one was spinning this disc and this one’s just advertising it ALL.

^^^^ gurl you lost?

R9 I was captivated by his strap.

Dl Icon Ostapenko thrashed Siwatek at the Qarar Open

Qatar *

Peppa got Iga Forehead's number

R6 ,Osaka had that match on her racket and should have won. She is another one who is too much in her head

Does Iga have a boyriend or girlfriend or something? She seems too stiff, girl needs to get loose, look at the wonders it's doing for She Hulk , getting that big Brazilaian dick ...

R13 = Jon Wertheim

Which white male players have yellow skin?

In Buenos Aires,, Cinderfellow takes out eternal poor loser RFC.

Yay! I’m so happy, R18.

Cerundolo team.

R17 Give it up.

That last point by Peppa was outrageous

I rewatched that match, Elena demolished Iga

My mother said Iga needs to retire after that match

Is this year a return of the old gals- Madison, now Elena, who is next?

Poor Alexandrova, she ran out of steam, happy for Anisimova though...Will be a fun finals

Legz/Brat/Woon shirtless.

What Frantastic news to wake up to.

I've just watcheed the highlights. That was seriously impressive from Cerundolo - he looked down and out a set and a break down... and then just shifted up two gears for the rest of the match. Winners flowing from everywhere on the court. Have to say, on a surface when Zverev's serve advantage isn't so great, he looks pretty ordinary.

Sleeveless Lehecka gunning it in practice in Doha.

Props also to my boy, ADF, who took out Daddy in the Delray Beach QF

Daddy joins The RFC, Hubie, YELLton, Korda and Khachanov in this week's 250 Flop's Corner.

I'll shut up now!

Great thread pic again OP. Here's another one of Feliciano Lopez:

Sinner now banned for three months. WADA decides not to take the case to the Court of Arbitration for Sport and to ban Sinner for three months. Apparently,

[quote]Wada accepts that Sinner “did not intend to cheat, and that his exposure to clostebol did not provide any performance-enhancing benefit and took place without his knowledge as the result of negligence of members of his entourage”.

WADA then added:

[quote] “However, under the code and by virtue of [court of arbitration for sport (CAS)] precedent, an athlete bears responsibility for the entourage’s negligence. Based on the unique set of facts of this case, a three-month suspension is deemed to be an appropriate outcome.”

I bet Halep is seething, and lots of players past and present are heaving a huge sigh of relief—no Armstrong moment here…

I imagine Nick Kyrgios is having a meltdown right now.

Zsa Zsa v the UGOAT today in Marseille

3 months is shameful. Should have been a year at least.

[quote]3 months is shameful

He'll be back just in time for the French Open

Wawrinka posted on X he doens't believe in a clean sport anymore

R36 It's special treatment since he is number one. The ban is a joke.

Plus Sinner's in no jeopardy of losing his #1 ranking since he'll only lose 1600 points from Miami, Monte Carlo, and Madrid. With the points they have to defend until May, Carlitos and RFC aren't going to get into that stratosphere where Sinner sits

The cynicism involved in Sinner's ban is offensive. There's no attempt to make it seem like anything but what it is, a rigged deal. So many things in life are corrupt. I don't need sports to rub that in my face too. At least give me the illusion that talent and "the rules" matter.

It’s not the three-month sentence that bothers me but the fact that ithey clearly considered a punishment that will not prevent him from participating in any of the majors.

Or maybe after exhaustive investigation the facts simply tell the story that the use of the drug was inadvertent, that Sinner does not deny the facts and does not contest the ban, that he is currently number one and there's no need for the tennis complex to die on this particular hill, and in the end tennis is simply a sport, nobody died, and the powers-that-be are free to assign whatever penalty they deem reasonable at the time.

^ this

Il Syringo

MED(jedovic) flattens MED(vedev) in Marseille.

Hoping The UGOAT returns the favour in the final tomorrow - Hamad's quite a nasty piece of work.

Anasimova with the biggest title of her career.

She’s still just 23. I’d like to see her move up a level in the game.

Amanda even got a hug from Peppa instead of a cold handshake

Fonseca beats Djere in three. Now, Cerundolo and P. Martínez....they are both dreamy. And Tennis Channel sucks big time. They are showing a repeat of the Bergs-Hugo.

Cinderello trounced Martinez 2 and 4.

Cinderello v Fonseca for the title, should be a good match.

No comments on Zverev saying the crowds in Buenos Aires do know how to behave?

R49 Sorry, should be Zverev said the crowds in Buenos Aires DO NOT know how to behave.

Why did he say that, r50?

That's rich coming from the paragon of bad behavior. Maybe being whacked with a racket is more up his alley.

The Obnoxious Brat (Rune) - who shat himself in public - was also crying about the crowds in Buenos Aires. Seriously, those two are such little bitches when they lose.

Delray Beach final should also be good - ADF Vs Kecmanovic: two players almost exactly the same age and ranking, who both have bags of talent they've never fully realised, and who have both started 2025 very strongly.

Three months seems the perfect amount of time IF we agree with WADA that he himself did nothing wrong, gained zero athletic advantage as a result and had no knowledge of the banned substance usage and it was only his team (trainer) that screwed up.

I, for one, do agree with this. Very much so.

I don't think Sinner had any idea what his trainer had done. He clearly did not need the banned substance and the trace amount in his system wouldn't help anyway. He would be the stupidest person alive to risk it all for something he didn't need in the first place!

However, I do take umbrage with the timing. It's just too perfect for him. No slams lost and he gets to play Rome.

I wish there was a way of enforcing no on court practice time during a drugs ban. This just hands Sinner with three months to get into absolutely top form for Rome and RG - clay has been his weakest surface, historically. The rest of the competition will go into RG with two months of hard fought slog + likely carrying injuries.

[quote] - who shat himself in public -

say wuh?

ADF legz

[quote] I wish there was a way of enforcing no on court practice time during a drugs ban. This just hands Sinner with three months to get into absolutely top form for Rome and RG

Except that you need match practice to get into shape before big tournaments and not just endless stints on the practice court. The fact that Sinner will have very little match practice before RG gives him no advantage at all—there’s no way Sinner will be match tight before RG.

R59 I'll concede he'll lose slightly in terms of competitive match practice, but when you're at the level and experience of the likes of Sinner and Djokovic I'm not convinced that matters very match. Look at Novak - for the past two years he's more or less taken breaks for months at a time before Slams and turns up competitive.

[quote] That's rich coming from the paragon of bad behavior.

Hey that’s me!

Sad news. Sexy Flava has unfortunately disfigured his tight body with a bunch of shit tattoos...

The Delray organizers have gotta be loving that Big Name final matchup. (Okay, I guess the tickets are already sold, but concession sales are going right in the shitter.)

R63 Blame Daddy for his flopulent performance. He was the only 'Big Name' in the draw.

The UGOAT slaps down the Big Oaf, Medjedovic, to take retain the title in Marseille.

Of course Sinner's suspension is during the part of the season where there is the longest gap between majors, meaning he won't miss one.

Flayva needs a blowjob in the second pic @ R62

Rune altered pic in shorts.

Wow Fonseca defeats Cinderello in straights in BA. Fonseca is building up quite a head of steam.

Thiccmanovic defeats ADF in a tight 3-setter

Great to see Miomir Kecmanovic finally win the Delray Beach title after 2 previous finals.

He was helped by ADF reverting back to his old ways and massively choking at 5-2 up with match points. Entertaining final!

To be fair, Sinner is much more vulnerable on grass and clay than he is on hard courts, so missing the Sunshine double and having to play clay with very few matches under his belt doesn't bode well for a strong showing at RG. He was highly unlikely to win there anywhere and it remains to be seen if he can be as dominant on grass as he is on hard.

Thiccmanovic

Black underwear under white shorts. Thank you, Miomir!

Miomir also won the doubles title in Delray Beach (with Nakashima). I think he lives/trains in Florida

Carlitos FH

the extension is ridiculous

That picture is cropped wrong. It leaves out the most important... part.

Wow. Mariano Navone has a girlfriend.

Is this where we discuss the Dubai Open?

Popsicle is now supporting a chewing tobacco product. So trashy.

Thank you, Domi.

Thank you, DomiCAKES.

Jack is back and looking extra dreamy in Doha. Enjoy him while he lasts!

GRAZIE MATTEO!

Berrettini gives Novaxx a good straight sets spanking in the first round at Doha, breaking him twice in the second set.

A 1-legged Medjedovic beats Tsitsipas. A seriously nasty fall at 5-5 in the third - he could hardy move thereafter, and still managed to hobble through to win a tie-break. How fucking embarrassing for The Greek Asshole.

Short shorts devotee, Alexandre Muller, pops the Fonseca bubble in front of the home crowd in Rio.

R84 why is Tsitsipas is an asshole tho what did he do?

R86 He'd not in the same league of assholery as Novaxx, The RFC, Kyrgios etc. but he has quite an extensive rap sheet - taking very excessive bathroom breaks (so much so they ended up to change the rules), deliberately firing balls straight at opponents, a lot of arrogant bad-mouthing of the skills of other players: e.g. Rublev, and generally being up himself and pretentious. Kind of prissy, like Federer could be, but without the results to back it up.

I want to reincarnate into that jockstrap.

And there's also the Maria Callas temper with a long line of broken rackets, meltdowns and cowering spectators.

TsiTsi has a ton of resentment because his dad is infinitely hotter than him.

Paternal jealousy is real.

I condole the poor kid.

He called Meddy a "bullshit Russian" after to losing to him some years back which led to one of my favorite Meddy blowups (Shut your fuck up!). He seems like a pompus dick. I think Meddy's so cute getting all worked up.

Medwed.

Small cat.

Hmm....Granny Vee (44) received a wild card for Indian Wells. She hasn't played a match in almost a year

Comesana is cute as a bug's ear

Cutie Comesana over Jar-head in 3 TB sets!

Emma has “fixated” male stalker.

I like kvitova's game- glad to see her back and good for V! Go V!

I almost forgot that petra won Wimbledon in 2011 and 2014

Why does the outline look like underwear but there’s no fabric on his buns?

[quote] Comesana

Comme ci, comme ça.

Looks like a hairy crack

Oooh, R91.

Looks like Meddy could be a fun rough fuck.

Granny V needs to hang it up STAT.

When Latin swing start?

LOL at Granny Vee

She hasn't been out of the 1st round at a Major in like 5 years.

Can't she think of anything else to do? Gardening? Knitting?

I cantbstand Demenaur

R104 It has started. Buenos Aires was last week and Rio is this week.

Hating De Minaur is like hating labrador puppies.

R108 I don't get it either. I realize he isn't the most exciting player to watch, but he has a better serve than Alcaraz. His game isn't that terrible imo.

[quote] I cantbstand Demenaur

Whynot?

All my boys are winning- Felix, Berrentini, Wubie Rubie and Demenaur and Iga lost. YAY

Small Cat retires after losing the first set to Felix (6-3, 2 breaks). Apparently due to illness.

Felix looked good, though, in that first set (and of course always). The announcers seemed puzzled by Meddy's departure as well.

Almighty scrap going on between Alcaraz and Lehecka.

Lehecka was 2-4 down in the final set and is now leading 5-4 (on serve). Very high quality.

...and he does it. Breaks Alacaraz again to win the match. Very impressive stuff!

Struff.

Everybody's flopping in the Middle East.

Whew, Carlitos loses! Wow.

Does anyone wonder if certain players (men and women) puzzling drop of form might have to do with the high profile microscope the sport is under in terms of PEDs at the moment?

R106 sounds like that Fat Albert character, Mushmouth!

In the Prince Charming (Draper) Vs Latin Lover (Berrettini) match up, it's one set-all. Another very high quality match.

Yes. Big Jack v Lovely Matteo was a great match, very entertaining.

And who is that hawt piece in Matteo's box, with the great hair and blue eyes???

Mmmm.... another day of Ugo Carabelli highlights. Que rico !

R123 The deliciously SLUTTY Camilo is asked something about his tattoos in a post match interview, and for some reason... I can't quite fathom... starts untie-ing the string of his shorts right in front of the camera... and then spends the next 20 seconds thrusting his hips in a circular motion.

MORE OF THIS PLEASE ATP!

Carabelli looks best when walking away... dat azz

Tennis lately has been completely ypside down. The losers are now the winners and the winners now are losers. Both ATP and WTA

R119 good point. Iga , Coco and Sablenka are suddenly losing every natch. While Clara Tauson is winning it all, lol fucking Tauson

Match*

At the rate this is going, maybe Granny V will win Wimbledon this year

Jack Draper shaved his chest. God dammit. Jack, don't!

Yay!

FAA is looking blazing hot with his new short fade. I always thought he was attractive, but this is a new level. Someone posted a clip on Reddit of him sitting in his chair, sweaty after Medvedev retired in their match. Also, I'm a sucker for a well-executed tooth gap. Doesn't look great in every instance, but FAA's is sublime.

Why are all the latino players so hot? They are all fine af.

Jack's profile would go nicely on a British postage stamp.

Wubie defeats Felix in a nail-biting third set tie-break to make the final. Very nice hug at the net.

Tennis is so much more enjoyable in non-asshole match-ups.

Cap'n Jack over Legzhecka in a fun 3-setter

I knew FAA would pull some shit like that. You get a free ride to the semis and he finds a way to fuck it up

^^^^ I saw the last set and they were seriously thumping the ball. Amazing movers, too - both of them.

Boring finals lately on both women's side and the men's too

Who wants to see Clara Tauson vs Andreeva in a 1000 finals match??? Or Draper vs Rublev, as much as I like Rublev, nope

Well I will certainly watch Lil Sebastian v Ugo. Mostly just to see Ugo's ass. But the tennis will also be good.

R139 I seriously don't get that attitude. Most of the best matches I've watched haven't between the 'top players'.

Cutie Comesana evens it with RFC 1 set apiece

Beautiful Francisco Comesańa levels up against The Hideous RFC - 1 set all.

PLEASE, THE BABY JESUS! LET THE GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL TRIUMPH OVER EVIL AND UGLY!

FRANCISCO COMESAÑA I LOVE YOU!

Comes back down from 4-1 down to reel off 5 games in a row to DESTROY The RFC.

Isn't Matteo Italian? How is he a latin lover?

R145, the first "Latin lover" was Rudolf Valentino, who was Italian.

Didn't Rudy live in a Malibu bachelor pad with Archie?

Kate, you never could keep your men straight.

Have an affair with me R148.

[quote] Isn't Matteo Italian? How is he a latin lover?

Latin was the language spoken in the Italian peninsula before it morphed into Italian.

For Europeans, 'Latin' doesn't have the same connotations as for Americans - its commonly used to describe people from Italy and Spain.

Comesana cakes

Five out of six of the Doha finalists (singles/doubles) are Brits.

When's the last time we saw THAT?

Meanwhile, in Rio, the Argentinians are out to get revenge for a Brazilian winning the Buenos Aires tournament. (Will the Frenchie fuck it up for 'em?)

Wubie and big Jack D locked together at one set all (7-5, 5-7) in Doha - another 'boring' final, I guess

A detailed, disturbing article from The Athletic about Rybakina’s relationship with her abusive coach, Vukov. This will end badly.

Woobie over Cap'n Jack in 3

I bet Woobie is squeezing Jack's ass

Who says there are no homos in Qatar?

bye Camilo :-(

I'll tell you who's playing great lately is Alexandre Muller. If he's fit, he'll be a dangerous player during the spring clay season.

I know this is about pro tennis, but I just got home from the UCLA v USC Men's Tennis match. D1 tennis players are really awesome to watch. They have ATP points, won ITF junior championships, etc. It's quite a different atmosphere than a pro match - Raucous, and energetic. The UCLA Marching Band was there for the first half of the event too. That made it quite fun.

Anyway, if you're a big tennis fan, I highly recommend checking out your local D1 tennis matches.

New career high for Draper, even though he lost the final to Rublev. I'm so happy for Big Jack. He's currently at number 12. Won't be long until he's top 10.

Yeah R 160 I never heard of him till this tournament but I saw him last night and he's playing excellent, confident tennis.

Well Comesana certainly didn't phone the match in

R161, thanks for posting. These threads are not solely about pro tennis. I’m glad you attended.

Another angle on the Comesaña net-dive!

Lil Sebastian trounces Muller 2 and 3 for the Rio trophy.

Legz+ is playing Puco, bitches

....

Jack Draper is massive all over.

Granny Vee denies she is playing IW.

R171 - photo pwrfect to drive home the point

Last picture I saw of Granny Vee she looked like she had been hitting the Krispy Kremes.

Flayvah out to Mopsy in two TBs

Fun and games (and flops) in Dubai; Fils slaughtered 2 and 1 by Borges, and De Minaur bows out to Cilic in 3 sets.

Things are currently getting spicy in the Bubbles/Felix clash.

IT'S HALYS IN WONDERLAND!

Knocks out Wubie in a tight 3-setter! Top seeds falling like rain in the Dubai desert!

FAA is back into the top 20 with his Bubbly win today.

I have a horrible feeling Not So Young Grigor might be nearing the end.

He retired today in Dubai, after losing the first by a bagel. I think that's his third withdrawal so far this year. He's increasingly looking like Domicakes after he came back after the wrist injury. Just not the same player.

Bublik looks icky

Our favourite Golden Swinger, Camilo Ugo Carabelli, digs deep, and overcomes homeboy Jarry, in Chile. Rises to 64 in the rankings which should mean he gets automatic entry into all the majors for the rest of the year.

Lucky us!

R179 it always amazes me how Bublik manages to retain Armani EA7 as his clothing sponsor. He always looks like a fucking scarecrow and makes their gear look shit.

Camilo is quite fuckable.

R179, you’re a Bublik enemy!

Legz

happy Shapo

Felix leads the Tour protuberantly with his win over Borges in Dubai today.

Big Jack looks amazing.

ISHC

Tallon Thiccspoor over the UGOAT in Dubai in a great 3-setter

(swoons) R187

Wuud, Woon and ODS Tommy retire/withdraw from Acapulco. Illness/stomach ailment involved.

Yep, lots of shakeups in Acapulco besides the Nordic and Tommy rollovers. The hens come home to roost for RFC, who should have been permanently banned from this tournament a few years ago. Mopsy gets Elfed. Big Foe's in danger, down a set and a break to ADF, who's likely to face new face Rodrigo Pacheco Mendez, easy on the eyes in the quarters. Tomorrow it's DL fanboy faves Shapo vs. Giron in the quarters, and Legz+ is also on the menu vs. Tien.

[quote] Tien shocks Zverev

I was but the Learner; now I am the master.

I deserved a good beating.

Shapo

[quote] Vamosss!

The RFC has been having an utter catastrophe on court since the Australian Open.

Life is great!

My boy, ADF, survives the disappointment of not converting 3 match points on Big Foe's serve to bring it home on his own

Now rightfully back in the Top 50, and at 14 in the ATP Race

Mopsy FH

oops ... here

Tien's got quite the nice booty berry in those pink shorts.

It's Halys Through The Looking Glass!

The Frenchie reaches his first 500 semi final by beating Twinkaliscious Nardi in a 3-set thriller.

One of the matches of the year so far - Tallon Griekspoor comes back after losing the first set 2-6 to overwhelm Medvedev 7-5 in the third. Both players hurling everything at each in the last 2 sets.

He definitely plays his best on the big stages.

Meddy's downward spiral continues. He hasn't made it to a final since losing to Carlitos last year at Indian Wells. And no title in nearly two years (Rome 2023).

Such a small cat.

Man, Ruud's hairy chest just sends me.

^^^^ link pls!

Small Cat

This is what happens when you wear white.

Seeing the gossip piece on Page Six about Tiafoe spending a day drinking with Taylor Swift during the playoffs confirmed my suspicions that he’s too busy enjoying the perks of fame to be a serious athlete.

Big Jack D slutting it up in Vogue

Here you go, R206.

Love Jack's fur, too, R210.

Potentially two very competitive semi finals in Acapulco tonight: Shapo Vs ADF Nakashima Vs Legz+

Comesaña......yummy

Here

Legz+ over Learner

Shapo over GOTFA

GOTFA seriously needs a new kit. He's swimming in this one.

Legz+ is looking a little skinny, no?

How is Casper Ruud ranked so high in the ATP rankings when he is losing so many matches and performing so poorly??

He’s King of the 250s.

Felix on fire this year, up to #3 in the ATP race and into his third final to compete for his third title of 2025. Some incredible points in the link...

Plus this Felix sweet moment.

Hurray for Félix!

ADF booty!

Damm. Puco SFs are eye-candy delight.

Shapo, Legz+ and ADF

(Nakashima -- meh)

Puco?

^^^ as in Aca

[quote] ^^^ as in Aca

Ah. Then you meant “Pulco”.

No -- people actually as 'Puco'. Without the 'l'.

actually say

Ugo Carabelli and a bad choice in accessories....

His pecs look great at R241. Pity about the tattoos.

ADF beats Shapo at "Puco".

I'm loving ADF's renaissance this season. His shot-making last night was inspired.

A Machac / ADF final has the potential to be a thriller.

running FH

the end of a good run

got gamz?

Shapo put up a good fight, could have gone the other way really.

Felix, not so much.

Titsy over FAA 3 and 3 for the title

It's Titsy's first ATP500 title (after losing 11 previous finals)

Why must all good things come to an end?

Not really, R238--Shapo was not so much in the tie breaks.

[quote]A Machac / ADF final has the potential to be a thriller

But who will win? (ADF Team!).

ADF team as well.

Legz+ Team

Wow Laslo just took down Cinderello in 3 in Santiago. Good for Laslo!

We're a hit, Laslo.

Legz+ wins against ADF. Yay Peter Dinklage!

Legz+ saying hello to the ATP Top 20 for the first time.

let me in there

Laslo Team or Lil Sebastian Team?

I don't know why, but Call me Coco is at the Oscars

Gorgeous skin, okay dress design (I don't hold athletes to super high standards), meh hair, and I'm wondering if the color is going her justice. I don't think so.

Because she can. Sponsors!

The dress isn't doing her any favors. It looks like she doesn't have a waist.

She can look so much better.

Reality bites.

Coco is there because Rolex is a sponsor

Lovely Laslo - winner in Chile

Hooray for LL!

How about Emma Navarro cruelly double-bageling the plucky South American in the Merida final. She must be a Trumper. ;)

Tonight, on Tennis Channel, is the Battle of the Legends featuring Alcaraz vs. Tiafoe. It's on from 8 pm to 10 ET. Will it be a gun show?

^^^^ they're legends already?

I wonder how much they are taking down for this exo.

Draw is out for IW. I'll be there Wednesday through Saturday. I'll try to report every day.

Faster surface in Indian Wells this year. We all know who won't win.

^^^^ I don't. Who?

Iga for one

R267 And Alcaraz.

Do fast surfaces favor Novaxx?

R269, Novak is the best hardcourt player of all time (god, that pains me to say) fast or slow. He's not the issue. It's Carlos, who clearly favors slower hardcourts.

Harcourt history may be on Djokovic's side, but time is not. Novaxx hasn't taken a hardcourt title since 2023.

Many favor carpet.

Carlitos has won Wimbledon and the US Open, as well as RG.

I don't think the surface matters much for him.

I hope the upcoming tournaments prodice good results for my faves

I need my faves to lroduce good results

My faves will lprodice good results I hope.

Just saw that Hugo Gaston beat Elliot Spizerri 6-0, 6-1 in the final round of the Quallies.

As wonderfully talented a player as Gaston is - given the limitations he has on his serve due to his diminutive height - how the fuck does a player take just one game off him in a 2-set match on a hard court????

I present to you Colton Smith, currently doing battle with Flavio in the IW first round after making it through the qualies.

Indian Wells Update #1:

Well, yesterday didn't go as planned. It took me over three hours to get to Indian Wells from LA. It rained the whole way out. Once I got to IW I checked out the last set of Zizou Bergs and Ethan Quinn. Zizou is just as handsome in person as he is in pictures and TV. Very nice legs, and a fair complexion. He's a damn good player, and fun to watch - serving & volleying on a lot of points. He almost bageled Ethan Quinn in the 2nd set before Quinn tried to come back. Ethan Quinn is kinda cute in a twinky sort of way. He needs to build some muscle though.

Next up I caught Moutet vs Jordan "Pornstache" Thompson. This was a fun match, and it went three sets. Moutet is very entertaining and on good behavior for the most part. He makes a lot of off-pace shots, and it was frustrating Thompson. It's been a long time since I've seen a player use a forehand slice as an offensive shot. Additionally, Moutet was internationally hitting huge looping moonballs at Jordan. He was playing a girls 14s match it seems.

After that match I was getting cold, and it was past 9pm. So I headed to the hotel. It started raining shortly after. Today I plan on catching Mackie McDonald/Davidovich-Fokina match, and Monfils/Struff after that. Maybe Lerner Tien in the evening. Other than that, I'm going to play it by ear.

More updates tomorrow.

Thanks so much for the report R279.

Looking forward to tomorrow's update - particularly My Boy, ADF Vs Mackie!

Thanks for the update, R279 (aka mooseknuckle).

[quote] Women's tennis players now eligible for paid maternity leave

None of them will use it because they’re all lesbians. All of them!

Ta, r279. You didn’t mention the sexiness oozing from every pore of Porstache’s very sweaty body, though.

I LOVE ADF.

A shirtless maybe-gay French dubs specialist, Fabien Reboul, getting his freak on... and gets escorted off stage by security.

He's such a manslut.

Wow cutie Mackie took out ADF 6-2 in the 3rd

Adf 's game is boring.

Is Osaka going to retire sometime soon? Either she gets serious about tennis or fuck off. As a fan, ive had it.

^^^^ did she lose today?

I see Emma did. Again.

Leaping Matt!

Oops. Wrong thread at R290.

Holy see-through shorts Arnaldi!

Kyrgios retires ... again.

Out of shape, not committed. Gurl, bye.

Hopefully this is the end for Kyrgios - at least as an active player. Wrist injuries often spell game over - look at Del Potro.

I guess he could carry on doing fake comebacks every six months for the next few years for the money and the attention, but I think he's finished as competitive player.

Boss Daddy and Rybakina play mixed dubs!

Aren't you all just so jealous of me and my sumptuous Italian lover?

^^^^ link pls

Get a room, Granny!

Women play tennis?

Not a Kyrgios fan here, sick of him shooting his mouth off. And his ass is huge now.

Update #2 - Thursday:

Yesterday didn't go as planned, but it was fun nonetheless. It was VERY windy all day yesterday. I got to the courts relatively early (10am) and caught some doubles players practicing. I thought it would check them out for awhile and head to a match. I'm glad I was wrong. After the doubles players came Lorenzo Musetti and 6'8" Giovani Mpetchi-Perricard to practice. I wasn't going anywhere. GMP is a fucking specimen of beauty. I'd climb that tree for sure! At practice he was hitting 140mph serves, and just hitting crazy good shots. A beautiful OHB as well. Lorenzo was no slouch, but GMP made him look like a keebler elf. Lore was quite handsome, and he has wonderful movement. Very nice legs.

Next up was Jakub Mensik and Thomas Etcheverry. That was a pretty fun match, and a bit up and down for both players. Mensik is ppretty awesome. I can't imagine being 19 years old and being THAT good at tennis. I left early, and rushed to Stadium 2 for the last set and half with Mackie McDonald and ADF. I have a total crush on Mackie, and being a fellow UCLA Bruin, I was rooting for him. I was pretty high up on Stadium 2, so it was difficult to really see any details of the guys bodies. The tennis was pretty good though.

I took a break, and got some food, and walked the grounds a bit. Then went to Stadium 3 for Matteo Arnaldi and Alex Kovacevic. This match was really fun with three pretty tight sets. Alex has a really hot body and flashed his torso quite a bit. Matteo is cute as well. I like watching Alex because he also has a really nice OHB. It was around 5pm by the time the match ended, and I was freezing my ass off. I didn't feel like spending another two hours or more in the cold wind, so I headed back to my hotel. It ended up raining anyway.

Today is going to be touch because all the top players are starting and there's a glut of interesting matches. Here's what I plan on catching:

Tommy Paul v Tristan Boyer in Stadium 3 OR Mpetshi-Perricard v Marozsan

Lerner Tien v Navone in Stadium 2

Rune v Moutet in Stadium 3

Zizou Bergs v Popyrin

Fils v Diallo.

Kyrgios has gone on a self-pitying meltdown about all the hard work he's been putting in, just when he was realising his potential (the fraudulent Wimbeldon Final) he gets injured... yaddah yaddah yaddah....

Bitch, please!

He consistently mocked all the players like Federer and Nadal who were professional and put in the hard yards, because he thought he was so talented he wouldn't have to try. Well, he was wrong, and now he's old, his body's knackered, and he's blown it. Cry me a fucking river.

R301 Thank you again for the report. Any comments on Arnaldi's allegedly 'see through' shorts, as noticed by R292?

Rune Vs Moutet sounds like it has the potential for fireworks!

Thanks for the new report, mooseknuckle (r301).

[quote] And his ass is huge now.

That’s not necessarily a bad thing. It works for others. Should we call him Nickicakes?

[quote] but GMP made him look like a keebler elf.

So like Goffin?

[quote] Rune v Moutet in Stadium 3

Please let us know what Legz/Brat/Woon looks like in person. Will he wear foundation makeup on court?

Thanks for the entertaining report, R301. I'm looking forward to what you have to say about the match with Diallo and GMP's bestie, Fils. Hoping to hear details on Navone, Popyrin and GMP-Marozsan, too.

My big buxom blond beauty, Tallon Griekspoor, slays The Beast! Overpowers The RFC in a 3-hour thriller. I thought he'd blown it serving for the match at 6-5 - only to get broken, but he knuckled down to take the tie-break.

Freaking awesome!

Giron's body is like baby bear's porridge..bulging to a degree that hits that sweet spot between tasteful and vulgar.

The daily Indian Wells tennis reports are a high point here at the DL.

But poor Ons. She got spanked. If she’s fully healthy, the state of her game is worrying. And she seems like a good soul.

What's Grindr looking like on the grounds?

Daddy looks hot

The fence by court 20 has glory holes.

R311 = Adrian Mannarino

BTW, where has Mannarino been this year?

What a tight ass on fils.

Oh boy. JPEG has bulked up

I wanna see the Daddy dong

Marcos' girlfriend better be feasting on that dump truck. What a waste if she doesn't.

Are the IW ball boys/girls still Medicare-eligible like they were in the past when I went to the tournament?

I know Palm Springs is God's waiting room but it was still eye-opening seeing a 65-year running around chasing balls while getting yelled at by Feliciano Lopez for not going fast enough. I wonder what they think having 10-year olds as their colleagues.

[quote] wonder what they think having 10-year olds as their colleagues.

Intriguing. Tell me more.

R303 I didn't see any see through shorts from Arnaldi, but I did see Popyrin's shorts were kind of see through.

R304 Goffin might be a bit elfin but he's not really short in person. I think he's 5-11.

R308 Thanks tons! I try,

R309 Grindr, and Scruff are pretty much the same guys year after year it seems.

R317 I've only seen a couple of the ball kids north of their teens. One middle eastern guy I remember from the past 3 or 4 years.

Full update coming tomorrow morning.

👻 team or 🐱 team?

Boo! team or Medwed team?

Baby Meddy, always Baby Meddy!

Small cat

Bit o' butt from Holger Rune.

Who are the white ATP players with yellow skin at Indian Wells?

[quote]Grindr, and Scruff are pretty much the same guys year after year it seems.

ain't it always the way ...

Keys has not played since she won the Australian Open.

[quote] Grindr, and Scruff are pretty much the same guys year after year it seems.

I've never used hookup or dating apps. What's the difference between Grindr and Scruff?

One is full of trans bots. The other isn’t.

Thank you, r328. More reason not to use such apps.

After a wobbly first set, Big Jack D gives foetus-faced Fonseca a royal 6-0 spanking in the second. A serve-volleying masterclass.

Gross. Fug, creepy Jensen Brooksby is beating FAA which will deny us more FAA if Brooksby can finish it.

Brooksby.

Brooksby team.

Autism + steroids = Brooksby

MAGA + autism + steroids = Brooksby

Fucking Felix SHAMED Canada

Don't like him, but kudos to Brooksby for the upset. He's a tricky opponent when his game is together.

How do we know Brooksby is MAGA?

I stopped watching after the first set, seeing that Felix just didn't have the fire today against Shrek.

Gangbang bottom Twinknaldi stuns Wubie to win in straights!

What the fuck is Felix doing???

So mad he lost , and to Brooksby of all people

Ruby lost- awww

Coco Puffs is struggling against a no name right now so is Pow pow lini

They are ahead now

Sadly Brooksby on an outdoor hard court is a bad match for Felix, R340. He also lost to JB in the round of 16 at the DC Open four years ago.

Mubadala Citi DC Open!

His jockstrap was tight that day.

Novaxx, RFC and Kyrgios all out in their first rounds at IW!!!

[quote] Novaxx, RFC and Kyrgios all out in their first rounds at IW!!!

Yay! I'm so happy.

Andy Murray coaching Novaxx is going really well (not!)

So glad we left that mess!

I still want Grigor to mount me.

R350 = James Spencer Courier

G*E*M*S life team or Sebbie Korda team

Elf team or Minotaur/Demon team?

Griekspoor team or Mpetshi Perricard team?

Sorry for no update today. I just got home, and I'm dead tired. I'll post a Friday & Saturday recap tomorrow morning.

Thank you, mooseknuckle (r353). Get some sleep.

La Monf defeats Sebbie.

Demon defeats Elf Goffin.

Always happy to see Novax lose.

Griekspoor team or Mpetshi Perricard team?

ODS Tommy team or Norrie team?

Giron of the Great Ass team or Popyrin team?

Berretteami or Citybus team?

Woon team or Humbert Humbert team?

Michelsen team or Small Cat team?

Tallon Team!

Norrie Team!

GotGA Team!

BerretTEAMi!

UGOAT Team!

Michelsen Team!

Also....

Watanuki Team!

I can't possibly make a choice in the Musetti / Fils match up. It's just cruel that one hot piece of snatch has to lose.

ODS Tommy tummy

Hi all! Thanks so much for your patience on my lack of updates. Here's my Friday, Saturday, and overall recap from my time at Indian Wells:

Friday: It was so perfect outside - kind of cool, but not cool enough I needed a sweatshirt. Snow covered the mountains nearby. I started the day with an option of two matches - Tommy Paul v Tristan Boyer (TB just lost his family home in the LA fires), or Giovanni MPetshi-Perricard (GMP) v Maroszan. I chose the latter on Stadium 5. The first set was pretty fun. GMP was hitting 145mph first serves and 125mph second serves. Then after the first set Maroszan retired. BUMMER. I said this in a previous update but GMP is fucking HOT.

Next was a continuation of the PCB v Halys match from the night before. This was a quick 15 minutes. I know some of you guys love PCB but I think he's just weird looking. Next up Zizou Bergs v Alexei Popyrin. As stated before, I have the hots for ZB. I have a history with watching Alexei going back 4 years and a night match on court 9 where only 10 people were watching. Anyway, I always randomly end up watching him the past few years. I've grown to really like him. He has a beautiful service motion. ZB is sex on a stick - I want carnal knowledge.

My last match of Friday was Rune v Moutet. I was expecting some antics, and it didn't disappoint. I've seen Rune a few times before. He looks like he gets dipped in Nair daily. I've been pretty close to Holger before, and I don't think he wears foundation, but just has really nice skin. The match starts, and goes on for 20 minutes and then play has to stop because the power went out on the computers that powered Hawkeye on ALL THE COURTS. We waited 25 minutes, Moutet did some pushups in the center of the court, and tried to do a one-arm push up - failing comically. Rune has some truly beautiful legs.

Saturday:

Stacked day on Saturday, and I decided just to camp out on Stadium 4 for most of the day. First up Joao Fonseca v Jack Draper. JD is hot, no doubt about it. He's quite fun to watch too. JF seemed like he could have beat JD if he hadn't overcooked every ball that he was trying to hit. He reminds me of a young Carlos Alcaraz - Flashy, powerful, and lacked restraint. He went for a winner so many inopportune times when he could have kept the rally going. Maybe he was tired and wanted to end the rally. If he follows the Aclaraz model and starts focusing on consistency, he's going to be a real contender for majors.

Next was Matteo Arnaldi v Andrey Rublev. Someone mentioned earlier that MA's shorts were see-through. I didn't notice it last time but I sure did this match! Not that there was really much to see. Rublev was his usual self - yelling at his box constantly. He was up two breaks in the first set and lost them both. He was apoplectic. AR kept pace in the second set, and I thought this might go to a third. But Arnaldi broke again, and Rublev lost.

After that was my future wannabe husband Hubie Hurkacz v Huge Gaston. Hubie has legs for days, and they're just beautiful. I was close enough in the stadium that I heard him say thank you to the ball kids on a couple occasions. There's just something about him that I love, and my gaydar pings a bit when I see him. He was serving incredibly well - 135mph bombs. It was impressive. Gaston reminds me of Scott Caan - kind of short and stout. He was no match for Hubie the Cutie. As an added bonus, our favorite gay umpire Nacho was officiating. He's actually really tall and lanky. He was really good looking too with a sexy voice.

I finally left stadium 4 and got some food. There was major buzz on the grounds that Novak was losing the last set. Then a big cheer/groan across the expanse when he lost. I'm not much of a drinker but I ended up getting the IW Signature drink called "The Drop Shot" to celebrate Novak losing.

Last match of my time at Indian Wells was Grigor Dimitrov v. Nuno Borges. I've seen Grigor play many times over the years. He has such an awesome OHB. Grigor was coming up with some great shots. He was playing like he was 22. He really does look a lot like Roger when he plays - just not with the results. But I see why they used to call him "Baby Fed."

All in all it was a great time again at Indian Wells. Friday and Saturday were sold out, and it was crowded, but it seemed less so than previous years. If you're in the So Cal region I would highly recommend even driving out for a day trip. I've been going to the Indian Wells tournament since the early '90s when I was a teenager. It's better than ever.

Feel free to ask me anything!

Thank you so much, mooseknuckle. I really appreciate the updates.

Thank you so much for your sterling service this week, mooseknuckle.

I was very impressed with Draper in the Fonseca match. He was being overwhelmed for most of the first set and barely hanging on. As soon as he made the break, he just seemed to put his foot down, lock down mentally and drive Fonseca to distraction with his consistency. The kind of match the very top players can deliver.

R363 I totally agree. He just weathered the storm. There were A TON of Brazilians in the stands as well. It felt like a Davis Cup match because they were so boisterous. I see good things happening for Joao but he's not quite there yet. I give him another year or two before he really comes into his own.

Which white ATP players at Indian Wells have yellow skin?

R365 I didn't see any players with jaundice.

The Fonseca fans will be a pain in the ass

He’s no Gustavo Kuerten.

Guga.

Guga.

Legz+ and Big Jack D 'playing with each' other in the Doubles... A DL G&T fever dream! Next up on Court 6...

It's doubles match.

More DL dream doubles teams on the way, inducing varying degrees of delirium:

Fils & Humbert

Berrettini & Sonego

Dimitrov & Darderi

Cerundolo & Tiafoe

GMP & Martinez

Doumbia & Reboul

Etcheverry & Baez

Giron & Tien

Thompson & Korda

Shelton & Michelsen

Ah, that explains all the men under 100 I’ve seen in Indian Wells today.

Do we know if the big titted slut followed our sweet Tommy to IW?

^^^^ I'm sure she did. It's close to LA and she clings to him like a fucking limpet.

moar Legz butt

Titsy has great hair and shoulders like a linebacker.

[quote] Titsy has great hair and shoulders like a linebacker.

I've been told the same thing...well not the great hair thing.

^ LOL

Titsy romps over lovely Matteo

JPEG looks like Pharrel Williams

Why is GOTFA wearing a circus tent?

Jesus.

His agent found the DL and is not happy

GOTFA needs to get back into those sleevless muscle Ts stat!

GOTFA over Popyrin in 3. That's a good win.

Am I the only one who would service Humbert?

Watching Dump Truck Giron on the TC desk right now. He’s delicious.

[quote] Watching Dump Truck Giron on the TC desk right now. He’s delicious.

He talks like a frat boy. Was he?

I would say he has more of a Valley accent than one of a Frat boy.

On another topic-when did Legz start hiding his Legz? Compared to his old short shorts he looks like he’s wearing bloomers.

[quote] Marcos Giron has a woman's ass

Not womanly at all. It's an amazing fat ass.

Fils and Musetti should just fuck.

Fils is just hot to me and his ass. Oof. I don't see him becoming a Top 10 player, but he is still only 20. He's pretty listless so far in this match.

I’d eat Marcus’s fat ass until the cows came home. Can you even imagine that sitting on your face?

Watanuki team or Big Foe team?

Van de Zandschlut team or Cerundolo team?

Draper team or Brooksby team?

Tabilo team or Daddy Fritz team?

Hoobie team or Demon team?

K. Hemsworth team or Mopsy team?

Arnaldi team or Nakashima team?

Shapo team or Alcaraz (Garfia) team?

Young Grigor team or La Monf team?

Great to see Fils wake up from match point down to take the second and third sets. I think we'll see him in the top 10 this year if he keeps up that level of play. Now if only he'd get Lacoste to show off his assets.

With his win tonight, Fils takes the top French spot in the ATP rankings.

Watanuki won against Big Foe in a long, grueling match.

Did Giron of the Great Ass not shake the umpire’s hand today?

I just saw that Giron of the Great Ass didn’t notice he’d not shaken the umpire’s hand and apologized.

Giron's ass always makes me wanna beat off. I can't get enough of it. I would eat it so thoroughly and completely.

Are you a woman, R399?

I wonder which player would win the DL poll for most callipygous. Speaking of which, Fils plays Giron next.

R399 I'm a bottom and that ass makes me hard.

Arthur assumes the position

Legz in bloomers

Perhaps Legz is joining the WTA?

Tiafoe needs to get serious about his tennis. I get the sense he’s too into the celeb lifestyle, hanging/partying with NBA pals.

Last year he had huge ad campaigns coinciding with Wimbledon and the USO. At this rate, advertisers wouldn’t want to be associated with what he’s producing on the court.

I found it interesting that Wayne Ferreira ('Foe's former coach) was coaching Watanuki. I think that might have made the difference in that match.

I also agree with R406 that Frances needs to get serious. I don't see him being in the top ten again if he continues with his lifestyle. I feel bad saying that because I think Tiafoe is one of the most likable players on the ATP tour, and by all accounts is very well liked by the players.

Draper is so bad holy crap. His serve is terrible today.

Draper breaks back!

Tim-O-Tay and Kylie at Indian Wells.

Draper wins easily in straights.

Keep calm and carry on, R408.

Dreamy Draper. Supremely unbothered.

R407, I used to feel that way about Frances but he’s shown some shitty behavior on a number of occasions over the past year or so.

R413 Frances lost me at that 'clowns' comment last year. At some point the dude's got very high on his own supply.

Obviously he's not a shitty human being like Kyrgios, but like him he seems to believe that his raw talent and 'entertainment factor' are a substitute for application and putting in the hard work that the consistent top 20 players do.

* I meant 'Top 10'

damm Demon thumped Hubie 4 and 0.

Nearly showing ass!

demonic legz

Do you think Katie will ever bolt from Demon?

I sure as hell wouldn't

even with that nose

What the fucking fuck Coco

I don't often go for Asians (I know, that sounds terrible) but I find Brandon Nakashima very hot. I like his IW Fila kit too.

You sound horrible.

Coco no choke-o, at least this round.

Good for Madison.

Tiafoe has a little too much of Kyrgios' "I don't really care (especially when I am losing)" attitude in him.

He's also had so many coaches over the last 7-8 years; Fritz and Paul by contrast have had very few.

Dumptruck is so cute and a nice guy.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love the dump truck any more…Mmmmm

Bencic! Another example that giving birth may help make you stronger. She’s doing quite well in her return.

She had a baby?

I beated white boy named Chapo.

R248 Carlos' English is very good.

I speak English. Shapo speaks....what?

El Chapo.

Jack Sock pickle ball ass.

Old timers, NSYG and La Monf put on quite the display last night. Vintage stuff.

Boss Daddy in shade

oblique Carlitos

flying Demon

Mops guns

Coco Puffs has me worried. Coaching needs to change

Worried for Carlos

Plus this moment at the net, R433.

I'm going to miss these two a lot when they retire, especially La Monf.

As much as I might want to hatefuck Legz I suspect his anal hygiene may be…questionable. Just an instinct.

Woon defeats Citybus in straight sets.

Legz is great mover and solid AF on the BH. He just breaks Titsy down. He's 5-0 against him.

Giron of the Great Ass team or Fils team?

ODS Tommy team or Small Cat team?

GOTFA Team

ODS Tommy Team

Nacho Forcadell must be creaming his pants on this match!

Giron has beautiful skin.

Why is the stadium almost empty?

It’s raining duh

Because there was a long rain/weather delay starting this afternoon, R447. Spectators left. I'm sure more will trickle in as this match continues and there's still the Med match tonight. But, some may stay away since the weather looks iffy until around 9 pm PST.

Fils shorts are too long and baggy. He has a nice ass which his kit does not justice to.

Pegula plunks.

Thank you, R449. I just started watching and didn’t know there was a weather delay.

It’s right there on the website, and Google, and X. Quite helpful.

This fan is a jackass.

Beyond jackass, R453. He's a drunken. obnoxious fugly pig yelling during the points. He needs to punched and carried out on a stretcher.

The potentiality for tennis paradise is within all of us.

Fortunately it's started to rain. Here's to the drunk passing out in a porcine Bud Light stupor.

The official beer of the BNP Paribas Open is Corona Premier!

Why Sunshine Double first part don't have roof?

Because it never rains in Southern California, R458.

Daddy vs Big Jack - all of DL would run a train.

Giron of the Great Ass is gone. Sad.

Big Jack is insanely hot but I bet Daddy throws a better fuck.

Looking forward to Draper vs Fritz today. They're both very hot.

Fritz is getting more handsome as he gets older and thicker. And knowing he's a horny fucker is so hot.

Is he, in fact, getting thicker.

ODS starting very slowly against Med - Med up 3-0 in 7 minutes.

He definitely looks thicker. He looks wider than a year or two ago

Agreed, Fritz looks good.

[quote] He looks wider than a year or two ago

Giron wide?

Daddy does it for me cause I love horny men.

Small Cat

Medwed

Love the sluttier shorts Tommy has embraced since those really slutty Olympic shorts

I know ODS Tommy is objectively good looking, but he seems so bland to me.

Paul is gorgeous. And his body is hot as fuck

There was poster who claimed to have worked a tournament and said he has a lovely dong and great balls. Said his dick is thick and big flaccid. Not huge but nice in every way.

I think we all need to see Tommy and Draper naked

I blame the PP. I bet she made him fuck last night

[R475] are we talking about Fritz or Paul? We must know.

It was Paul^. I think the poster said it was either an Atlanta or Cincinnati tournament he worked I can't remember. It was east coast for sure. And I got a hard on because he says he's one of those jocks that doesn't think anything of walking around naked in a locker room.

There is no way that big titted slut sucks him off right. She looks selfish

Tommy used to be hot to me but he’s one of those guys who peaked early and within a few years I’m not sure I will be able to see any semblance of it even when I squint.

Big Jack D would be gentle and tender, look you directly in the eyes as he pushes in, and probably sob quietly after he cums as he cradles your head in his strong arms.

Daddy would flip you over, slap your ass, choke you, push you off the bed after he cums, then wipe his dick on your drapes before wordlessly leaving.

^^^^ LOL

GOTFA

GRRRRR

bye ODS Tommy :-(

what happened?

that skank was indeed at Indian Wells, they just showed her in his box

she's sucking the life out of ODS Tommy

Isn’t he being in her box the issue here?

Was she stopping by on the way to a wedding?

Mopsy into the QFs

Coco choke-o. Again.

She should have a baby, and maybe should play better tennis—like Bencic.

Boss Daddy Team or Cap'n Jack Team?

Demon in flight

^you already posted that @ R436

^^^^ oh, you're right, my bad

they're slow with new images today and I didn't check the date

and I'm forgetful :-(

Fran Cerundolo on top form today - ground strokes like bullets - takes down The Demon in straight sets.

R493, that’s a tough choice. I prefer Draper’s game but find Daddy Fritz sexier.

Keys! Guts!

This chick She-Hulk is playing is built like a twunk.

Court 1 today, Coco did indeed choke, but Bencic (?) played well. Keys almost blew it but got it together at the end.

Fritz isn' t thick at all but wide and beautiful...lol.

Draper playing great.

Wide? In what ways? Chest? Hips?

Shoulders, looks great, but playing like shit.

And he (Fritz) has huge feet.

Well, that’s ending rather quickly.

Jasmine is also getting wiped off the court now.

Carlos is hot

Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels

Calos is a bull-stud

His legs are incredible.

Griekspoor team or Woon team?

Fils team or Small Cat team?

Mopsy team or Draper team?

Cerundolo team or Alcaraz (Garfia) team?

I'm love with Big Jack but I don't want to share him.

BJD giving us some Legz+....

Just catching up with yesterday's matches - I think it's clear that BJD is Daddy's new Daddy! That was an emphatic win!

Griekspoor Team, Fils Team, BJD Team, Cerundolo Team. Would be great to have a new Masters 1000 winner on the tour.

Griek Team

Fils Team

BJD Team

Fran Team

BJD was zoning for most of that match against Boss Daddy. Very high level of play.

BJD gives Our People a shout out on the camera message?

Hopefully he elaborates next time with "Cheers Cock Pigs"

Come again, r517?

Glad someone mentioned Tommy's supposed big dick. I chatted once a few years back with a guy on Grindr who worked behind the scenes in several pro tournaments and he said Tommy had a big hairy cock that he wasn't shy about. Very hot.

Yea, yea. You tell that same story often.

Rune vs Alcaraz would be a great final, I think. Feels like we're headed that way.

He’d roll over that twunk easily.

Fils is hot, thick, beautiful stomache when he lifts up his shirt.

Rune is not someone I want to see ever. Rooting for either Fils or Meddy to knock him out next.

He does look like a male version of Hingis, R525.

If 'gayface' exists, maybe Holger and Hingis are the proof that 'cuntface' is an actual thing?

bye Arthur :-(

[quote] If 'gayface' exists, maybe Holger and Hingis are the proof that 'cuntface' is an actual thing?

Perhaps it’s something they cunt face.

But that shouldn't be hard to do when they have fiveheads, R529.

Hurray for Medy!

R530 = Jon Wertheim

Bencic has looked great since returning from maternity leave.

But Keys pounded her today.

A Keys who believes in her ability is a scary thing. She hit a serve today that took a bounce off the court like I’ve rarely seen.

Good!^. I like her style.

[quote] But Keys pounded her today.

Typical.

Court 1 today, really wishing I was in Court 2 right now to watch Draper Shelton instead of this boring Sabalenka Samsonova match. Sabalenka is tough to root for,all the yelling then mini fits everytime she loses a point.......

Rock steady from BJD - utterly dominant in the first set - 80% first service, and 3 UEs, and weathered the YELLton storm in the second.

Up to 11 in the rankings.

OK, watched Cerundolo practice today, beautiful guy.

Also, he plays with his junk before every shot

Brownie versus Brownie!

Which “team” are you on?

It’s ok—you can say dick & balls. It won’t hurt.

Carlitos advances.

Big Jack team or Alcaraz (Garfia) team?

Woon team or Small Cat team?

Annoying or Annoying as Fuck?

Baby Meddy! Hopefully he can shake off his slump here!

The better he gets, the hotter he gets.

Carlitos trunk

curves

[quote] Baby Meddy!

Kitten.

[quote]maybe Holger and Hingis are the proof that 'cuntface' is an actual thing?

It's been a thing since forever.

R482 both scenarios got me hard

Andreeva, at 17, is really something.

She Hulk serving cunt in this match.

Will it be double bagel for Tippy Turtle?

Love Aryna!!!

Iga’s tears taste so sweet to me. Seriously, has there ever been so robotic and icy a player? And a bad sport when she loses.

Close up of Carlitos ass.

Small Cat Team or Legz Team?

BJD Team or Carlitos Team?

They look like lovers in this pic.

The picture in my head is better, trust me. (Be right back.)

With a gun to my head, Small Cat Team

BJD Team.

Woon team (for the eye candy only)

Carlitos team

Thanks ever so much for asking!

Are there any white ATP players with yellow skin at Indian Wells? Who will be such players at Miami?

Great first set by Legz. Hitting with confidence.

Woon wins.

Legz is back, bishes

dayum

Legz has a good foundation - on his face!

How’d he cod that? He won’t do that to Carlos. Or even the pasty Brit.

Small Cat had nothing to hurt him. He's not strong enough.

[quote] good old Boston, The home of the bean and the cod, Where the Lowells talk to the Cabots, And the Cabots talk only to God.

*pastey

I want to see Cap'n Jack top Carlitos.

Will I beat white boy?

Draper takes first set 6-1.

Carlitos ahead 3-0 in second set.

New thread for when this one expires.

Carlitos 4-0. Will this set be a bagel?

Big Jack complaining.

5-2 Draper in third set.

Carlitos broke. 5-3 Draper.

Big Jack wins.

Draper team or Woon team?

She Hulk team or Andreeva team?

Gutsy win by Draper. He held his nerve to serve out the match after failing to serve it out earlier.

I no beated white boy.

Dayum, that was a HANDSOME match!

R563 This joke is so old and stupid.

congrats to Jack!!! woot!

[quote] woot!

Woon!

Big Jack

RFC

Wune

Demon.

She Hulk.

Daddy Fritz

ODS Tommy

Giron of the Great Ass

Il Syringo.

New thread.

Well, that was a rollercoaster!