All-time greatest celebrity paparazzi shots

Swedish actress Anita Eckberg aiming her bow and arrow at a paparazzo in Rome, 1960.

Bless his heart.

This 2004 shot of Courtney Love getting her tit sucked by a rando outside a New York City Wendy's belongs in a museum.

Madonna and Guy Richie exiting sex shop with freshly purchased dildo and strap on.

I wish we had a pic of M. Gilbert pulling out and using the "shitbra"!

Remember when Gisele Bundchen tried to trick the paps and wore a burqa when entering a plastic surgeon's office in Paris; that was fucking epic. Of course they easily identified her by the car and her driver.

And speaking of celebs and plastic surgeons: this shot is iconic as well.

Nicole Kidman struck by speeding cyclist while entering NYC hotel. Nearly whipped her wig off.

Bonus guest appearance.

Bjork losing her shit on a reporter at an airport

Another classic Kidman: leaving her lawyer's office after finalizing her divorce with Tom Cruise.

Adrien Brody Pt 1

Pt 2

Brad Tucker

Orlando in bloom

Kiki Dunst being papped in 2006 holding a CDSA (Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis) 2.0 kit.

[quote]The Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis 2.0 kit evaluates digestion, absorption, gut flora, and the colonic environment, and evaluates for parasites.

She opened later about her struggle with IBS.

Fun

R2 And he would STILL get it

This hilarious video of America's sweetheart Julia Roberts

The man who murdered John Lennon caught by paparazzi asking him for an autograph immediately before shooting him.

Ozzy doing something very wrong to his daughter...and smiles ensue!

Debra Winger overindulged at the Cannery Row wrap party.

[quote]The man who murdered John Lennon caught by paparazzi asking him for an autograph immediately before shooting him.

I can't see your photo but Lennon signed the album a few hours before he was killed. The murderer came back that night and shot him.

R20 This pic was taken hours before he shot Lennon. There was no photographer around immediately.

R23 If you click on it you'll see the full shot.

R24 Yes, but still haunting.

We're eating here.

Agree that the photo at R20 is haunting. And the moment is sad to think about. The murderer's description of John after he was asked for the autograph:

“He was very kind to me. Ironically, very kind and was very patient with me. The limousine was waiting… and he took his time with me and he got the pen going and he signed my album. He asked me if I needed anything else. I said, ‘No. No sir.’ And he walked away. Very cordial and decent man.”

Jackie On Assistance unable to afford basic clothing.

Famous arrest pic of Frances Farmer. She apparently had time to apply lipstick.

Fergie's tootsies.

r7 you ask yourself "how much more work could those three possibly need?"

I have tried to find a hilarious picture of Nic Cage driving in a convertible with his toupee sticking straight up in the air from the early 2000s (to no avail). He must have paid to have it scrubbed. It was nothing short of majestic.

A fine thread, OP. Thanks.

Don't tell anyone what I said. I have a reputation to protect.

R3 He wasn’t a rando rando. That is that dude from the Diddy band when MTV rebooted the reality show.

R29 omg I’m so in love with her forever for that. And she said aim higher 😆. Such humility. What a rockstar.

Oops last comment was meant for r19.

The greatest pap shot of all time.

Obviously.

Iconic.

My favorite genre is "leathery old Italian designers at the beach."

John Travolta with one of the many men in his Mile High Club.

Tall and tan and young and lovely...

Who was Jamie Lee Curtis yelling at in OPs photo?

And speaking of the beach...this whole photoset was gold. Click the link for more.

R43, I've seen that photo before years ago. I believe it's Alex Hedison (Jodie Foster's wife). I've read somewhere that Jamie is Alex's sobriety sponsor.

R45 Uh o DL is about to hate her even more even though that is exactly what a sponsor is supposed to do.

Miss Lohan.

R47 sisters?

Fergie has huge feet. Jackie looked pretty good. Smallish tits but toned.

Britney shaved head with umbrella

Baldwin pins a pap.

R50 oh yea forgot about that one. Iconic.

I get that there is a mutual benefit with stars and paparazzi - but I'm glad the market has died down for these pics.

It feels like being hunted. No one should have to go through that.

Well we know Obama is an ass man.

Some of these are classic. For faked pap shots, I like the one where Jake G and Taylor Swift were newly “dating” and these candid shots of them walking lovingly down the lane came out, and then a few days later these shots came out showing how it was all set up. They broke up a few days after.

OP this is such a good idea for a thread.

Somewhat related to what r55 talked about, Bradley Cooper and his Russian rent-a-beard being "affectionate" in the beach. The body language is very awkward and Bradley's lack of a boner was quite telling. Most men would have some tenting action going on in their bathing suit in a situation like this.

And one of my all-time favorite pap shots - Bradley and Leo half-naked on a hotel balcony, looking like they'd been up fucking all night. Apparently Leo and Bradley's "people" were furious that these pics got out.

were they bangin’ ?

And she apparently couldn’t afford a bikini wax either R29

Nicole Kidman ready for her closeup!

I didn't think this thread would bring me so much joy. Those are fun pictures, many of them new to me.

The one all-time great shot that came to my mind right away were the Brad Pitt shots that r13 posted. That was Pitt in his prime, showing me everything I ever wanted to know about him.

I know it’s not that iconic but it’s iconic to me.

Kiefer at Dimples karaoke bar.

Miss Lohan before she shaved all of her hair.

R64 That’s Britney Spears my dear.

Maria Shriver picking her teeth in the car with a business card. Scary.

R65 oh sorry. For some reason I get the two of them confused.

R38 - that is a famous photo taken by Ron Galella. Jackie sued him but the judge said if you were so uncomfortable why are you smiling in the photo?

The Hoff eating a burger on the bathroom floor.

That’s a cheap shot R47. It’s very easy to photograph somebody whilst they are blinking.

R43 Some have said it was JLC's kid, some say unidentified friend. Whoever it was, it should just be titled "Unmasked".

There's something cool about the Jamie Lee Curtis pictures.

They look like stills from a really chic Italian movie from the 70s.

[quote] Madonna and Guy Richie exiting sex shop with freshly purchased dildo and strap on.

What's the story behind that? Is that really true? Puts Guy Ritchie in a whole light for me.

R73 Her taking a short break to pound her drink makes the photoset.

R74 That really happened. There were closeups of the bag at the time revealing the brand. Madonna being the top in that relationship was about the least shocking thing in the world.

Ben Affleck is a bottomless well of inspiration for this genre. There is something for every shade of "given up in life".

Nigella getting throttled by her husband…

Dustin Hoffman hiding from paps.

R78 OH god, I remember when that happened. Terrifying photos.

R78 According to the court documents, he was checking her nose for cocaine. I'm not suggesting that's a suitable way to do it, but he wasn't trying to kill her. Her cocaine problem was well proven in court.

[quote][R43] Some have said it was JLC's kid, some say unidentified friend. Whoever it was, it should just be titled "Unmasked".

That third photo is definitely an angry-parent face.

R81 Really? He needed his hand around her throat to do that? I don't think he was trying to kill her, and I also don't doubt her cocaine addiction, but I do think he was an abusive fuck.

Speaking of cocaine. Here's this hilarious oopsie moment from Cara Delvigne.

Harry Styles blowing a wad of snot out his nose, caught mid-air.

Harry’s ridiculous stans will find a way to justify this r85.

Nigella is a coke head? Why didn’t it help her lose weight?

Staged honorable mention: Papa Markle preparing for his wedding invite.

R86 In the UK at least, coke addicts are rarely thin as it's so heavily associated with alcohol. On a heavy night out, we'll do coke so we can drink more. Nigella was known as a "proper caner" as we say here.

Cover girl.

Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina drunkenly making out at Dina's birthday party while her teenage brother nonchalantly sits by them.

Lindsay's dad has always given me creep vibes, but after these pics came out, it made me wonder if she was sexually abused as a child by both parents.

I love the one of Anita Ekberg, she was a spitfire.

R90 I need to bleach my eyes and my brain now.

Lindsay passed out in the car while galpal Samantha Ronson tries to rouse her.

Toothy Tile

Bambi Tile

R93 Lmao, those early 2000s Lindsay and Sam Ronson saga photosets were HILARIOUS. There was the one of Lindsay collecting her clothes off the curb after Sam threw them out the window, then hours later Sam sitting outside her house picnicking with her new girlfriend. Hours later still, Lindsay leaving a giant teddybear in front of Sam's house to make said new girlfriend jealous. Just endless drunken messy bitchery.

Iconic but irrelevant here.

R89 Hollywood Brandolon

Chrissy Metz showing off her panties!

Marilyn not showing off her panties.

R99 don't knock it ...a fat taint snagged me an Oscar

Tara Reid's red carpet wardrobe malfunction still makes me howl.

The all-time classic--Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield, at Romanoff's in Beverly Hills in 1957:

No contest

Hard to believe that r98's man is the same man as this one. Time can be cruel.

Surf's up, Butts up.

Miley Cyrus pissing.

^Is that a pap photo or posed?

A year and a half before her death, Peaches Geldof was pushing a pram with her baby in it when she hit a pothole and it tipped over.

She didn't even bother getting off her cellphone.

R103 Google: SCROLLING

If bottles could talk

You can always count on Ben Affleck.

I would never be able to remain sober if I were around Jamie Lee Curtis

More of Ben

Ben with a black eye. Allegedly inflicted by Jennifer Garner (when they were still married) when she found out he was fucking Blake Lively.

Carole Landis dead. I think this is more a police photo than a pap but it's still a good one.

Killed herself over Rex Harrison.

Imagine killing yourself over Rex Harrison.

r107, Isn't that from a Terry Richardson photo shoot?

This was really disturbing. The paps basically watched Nigella get choked and took pictures.

Ben on his way to rehab.

R121 man he really beat himself

Ben showing his tits.

kidman divorse and ben affleck being white trash are the best

Chris Pine, caftan queen

Upset Elton.

I'd pay good money to witness a throw down between Elton and Jamie Lee Curtis.

If sphincters could talk.

r128 that's a photoshop. The original pic is Leo with David Blaine and Tobey Maguire.

Cher attacks paps.

Charlize Theron hitting an apple bong.

R131 Wait, that wasn't from a movie shoot?

R132 I don't think so.

R116

Oh, it almost looks as if she was trying to push herself up. Sad.

I felt sorry for Tara Reid. That look she gave them walking out, like she couldn’t believe people could be that low. I feel that way every day now

What’s with the pantsless Kiefer?

Rex Harrison drove his women mad. Rachel Roberts drank, took downers, drank Drano, and had a heart attack. She wasn’t playin.

R45 A sponsor isn't supposed to do that.

Dude of the people.

I grew up with a mother that would go on a rampage like JLC, vowed I'd lever have that in my life when I left home. Is Jamie Lee Curtis bi polar? She really seems off.

r137 is that Keanu and Mel Gibson?

I love this thread. It’s classic DL.

R129, that isn't Tobey Maguire, it's Lukas Haas.

Christina Aguilera singing at Etta James' funeral. The "official" story is that it was tanning spray liquid oozing down her legs.

Sure, Jan.

R138 do you have a vestigal penis too?

R141 Ma & Pa take a cruise.

We all know the story around this one.

A glamorous JLo and her sweaty pits.

Zachary Quinto, ready for his closeup.

Oscar de la Maricón

r141 it sure is Lucas Haas, not Tobey Maguire. You're right. Funny I didn't recognize Leo's husband of 30 years. 😂

Whoops, Lukas. Not Lucas.

Samantha Heughan

Bumpers

That's Amore

R153. What the hell?!

Tara Reid and her saggy ass.

Not tonite Jimbo

Norman mother wants a Tab.

How about the pics of “straight” Kristen Stewart getting eat out in a Mini Cooper by a married director while she was “in love” with Robert Pattinson? Also, A Low Vera. The pap pics of Brad, Angelina and Maddox on an African beach are also iconic because they had been hiding their relationship.

My Alexander

God,no wonder Linsay has had so many problems. Both of her parents seem like they lived off of her and exploited the hell outta her.

Meet Swiggy

[quote] I'd pay good money to witness a throw down between Elton and Jamie Lee Curtis.

Elton would easily win the battle and the war. He knows how to handle a diva. Just ask Madonna. Jamie Lee knows who she can and can't mess with. Elton would be way out of her league.

Explains Vietnam

Explains his career

Apartment Homo

R39 doesn't know what a pap shot is nor does she know what "iconic" means.

She should learn the full story of the Marilyn and Ella story, which is great.

Queen Elizabeth

Could someone post the photo of Taran Egerton staring adoringly at Hugh Jackman? That's a favorite of mine, and I couldn't find a could version of it anywhere.

R165. Who are those straight individuals?

Ethan about to score

Cumalot

A favorite: Maria Callas after being served papers backstage at a performance of "Madame Butterfly" in Chicago, 1955.

A friend of mine always calls this photo "Callas, Enraged."

An early modeling photo of Demi Moore and her atrocious bush.

Jesus. Demi was smuggling the Jackson 5 up in that cooch.

R166 's pap

For R165.

R173 that explains this

no,it explains this

Julia being a cunt.

the moment i came to hate her @ r179

Madonna modeling back in 1979 with her hairy pussy.

I think her hairy head is more tragic. that hairstyle!

Early 90's tabloids have a plethora of Julia Roberts and Winona Ryder leaving clubs wasted and slutting around all about town. They were hounded and caused both to have massive breakdowns.

Julia has never had a "massive breakdown." She did have a foray into heroin, but that didn't last very long.

Winona, on the other hand...

R179 You seem obcessed with women's cunts . You trannies are tiresome.

Wasn't Julia hospitalized for "exhaustion" while filming Hook?

R181 Google: paparazzi photo . Dolt

Jonah Hill and his saggy, wrinkled moobs.

The antidiluvian fetishists have arrived on schedule. Another thread derailed by the usual freak show.

Photos of George and his boys on a boat. Hard time finding the complete set of shots.

R188 = 🤮

Gen X icons

I was afraid to click on the Jonah Hill one

R164 who is the man with Brad Pitt? They seem very affectionate

The insufferable JLo taking another picture of her fat ass.

LILO, Britney, and Paris

I enjoyed the paternal and maternal photos at R21 and R90.

Winona was 18 or 19 in 1989 R192. And she's hanging out with Jodie Foster and Julia Roberts?

Hillary Duff being proposed to, posting pics of her ring to social media, and then promptly gobbling her new fiance's cock.

Katy Perry channeling JLC.

Bey tried for years to have this one scrubbed from the internet to no avail.

[quote] A sponsor isn't supposed to do that.

Sure but this is JLC we’re talking about.

Queens at R192. The OGs. They pushed woman geared projects.

[quote]Some of these are classic. For faked pap shots, I like the one where Jake G and Taylor Swift were newly “dating” and these candid shots of them walking lovingly down the lane came out, and then a few days later these shots came out showing how it was all set up.

My favorite fake TS romance was Tom Hiddleston & the episode in which he was swimming at her home in RI with her with her girl posse (it was like a summer holiday weekend) wearing an "I (Heart) TS" t-shirt. His career never recovered.

There's too many of them to post, but my favorites were the "Jen going to church" or "Jen Going to the Farmers Market" with kids and a raggedy disheveled Ben shuffling along behind them. Poor Ben

Okay, I have to hand it to the OP, but this was a GREAT idea for a thread. Less than twenty days into 2025 and can already tell this will be one of the best threads of the year!

MIchelle O and the TIffany box

R194, it’s Dr. Zahi Hawass, a well known Egyptian archeologist.

[quote]Okay, I have to hand it to the OP, but this was a GREAT idea for a thread.

Agreed, but unfortunately it's probably going to be derailed by dumbasses like R206, R201, R181, R173, etc. who don't understand the (very simple) concept of "paparazzi shots."

r165 Please post who all your various people are - you have lots of posts, but many are unidentified

Agreed on great thread topic. Seems like we’ll see a bunch of try too hard copycats too lol.

r189 We can't have nice things because you can't spell.

It wasn't time, R105, it was out-of-control indulgence.

In case you’ve forgotten how we first met Caitlyn Jenner.

R196 Lindsay looks like one of the Manson girls - are they just leaving the Tate house?

R214 I think that's highly unlikely.

John Wayne and Steve McQueen

Bitch move.

r217 see r179

Anna Kashfi slapping Marlon Brando

Miss Ross getting handsy with Lil Kim

r220 Some of you don't know what "paparazzi shots" are.

r194, The guy with Brad Pitt is Thom Racina, a soap writer (producer?) who Brad lived with for a couple of years as houseboy or helper or something to earn his keep when he was first starting out.

Orlando and Katy

[quote]Anna Kashfi slapping Marlon Brando

The man bun was a mitigating circumstance.

R120, meet r78 🙄

I can’t imagine the mentality that takes the time to scold people for a duplicate post in a thread like this.

We’re not curators or editors. This is a casual conversation

Relax.

Cracked-out Cara D. at the airport.

And (the other) Fergie getting wet.

r226 FIFY:

I can’t imagine the mentality that takes the time to scold people for scolding people for a duplicate post in a thread like this, when some people come on just to post without interacting.

It takes only a few minutes to scroll. This is a casual conversation - not just a post and go repository - converse & read what others wrote.

Relax.

Dig deeper, school marm.

Well now we know who R229 is.

Have some coffee.

Read some posts.

Post some pics.

Carry on.

r227 Never saw that - she was definitely hopped up on something!

This one always makes me smile - Molly Ringwald, Susannah Hoffs, Belinda Carlisle - they look like 3 high-school girls waiting in the principal's office

is anyone else having issues with ibb.co loading when you click on them?? I've had maybe 15 or so images not load from ibb.co in this thread, and another 20 take forever to load. I can see the preview in the thread, but if i want to see the full pic on the website and click on it, it either takes forever to load or eventually doesn't load at all.

I use it all the time to upload photos AND view them, and until yesterday, never had an issue with images loading until yesterday. I deleted all my cookies to the site, and still am having the same problem.

Anyone else??

^^sorry for the double "yesterday" - i haven't had my caffeine yet.

Barbra from Brooklyn showing off her manicure.

You know someone is a serious addict when there are pap shots of them wasted (Ben, Lohan, Cara, Amy Winehouse, etc.). It seems like most celebs would keep that shit private…until they are just incapable.

Walter Chiari attacking paparazzo, Tazio Secchiarioli, on an evening rendezvous with Ava Gardner in Rome.

Drunk and disheveled Jonathan Rhys Meyers

R239 His ass looks great in the middle pic.

I´ve been photographed to death.

Marlene Dietrich 1984

Queen Margrethe II of Denmark (she's Queen no more but she was one when this pic was taken)

Scott Caan

[quote]anyone else having issues with ibb.co loading when you click on them??

Yes r235 they seem to take forever. Then all of a sudden they started loading instantly, and unclear why. I was just skipping over them until they magically started cooperating.

Less than half are loading. Please label the images so we know what it is we're looking at.

It's Britney, y'all!

R240 OMG, I remember when that happened.

John-John and his bony shrewish wife fighting in public.

Brandi Glanville and the tampon string

r248 you're way off. r240 is JONATHAN RHYS-MEYER, an actor who has an alcohol problem. He's still alive.

The "John-John" you're referring to (and linked to) is JOHN F. KENNEDY JR., the son of John F. Kennedy, a U.S. President. He had a domineering and abusive wife problem. Then he (and she) died.

You must be in your 20s, right?

Not sure if this meets the criteria for "paparazzi" as this was taken at the Vanity Fair after-party, but this one of Tom and Nicole in better days is one of my favorite celeb candids. I just love everything about this shot--the lighting, the composition, the random beautiful people body party and faces in the backgrorund, but most of all just how "celebrity" it feels.

R250 are you blackout drunk or just trying to be funny?

Paris Hilton's wonky vaj.

R253 They're all wonky, darling.

r252 I'm not black-out drunk, or even drinking. In fact, I'm under no influence at all (except a cup of Irish Breakfast tea).

I was pointing out r248's incorrect assertion that r240 linked a pic of JFK Jr (it was JRM). Unless -wasr248 was trying to be funny/tongue-in-cheek (in which case, he didn't succeed)?

Are you an idiot? Maybe smoke a few more joints.

Jackie O sucking on her ciggie like a truck driver in some posh restaurant.

Anita Ekberg, cutting loose at Rugantino, on an infamous night in 1958 that would scandalize Roman society.

The Rugantino scandal, the Walter Chiari-Ava Garner incident, and the exploits of paparazzo Secchiaroli, were some of inspirations for Fellini's "La Dolce Vita" (1960).

Note to Paw Paw : No one under 70 cares about your old crone fetish.

why is Anita Ekberg always barefoot? And in r257, if you zoom in, her forward foot looks wretched: bent, angry-colored...really bad.

[quote][R179], I seem abscessed with women's cunts. I'm also illiterate, despite contributing 50 posts to this thread, earning three Oh, dears with the first sentence of my post. As for the second post, as you can see, I like hate speech against people uninvolved with this thread. That's the kind of useless, clotted nasty cunt I am.

<3 R256 and R257!

r250 Please learn to read.

r258 You ok, sweetie?

R189 nailed it. As they actually wrote : You are "obcessed with cunts". Self identifying yourself as an "abcessed cunt" shows remarkable self awareness R260. Who knew.

r264 You tried so hard - and failed.

The hilarity, R265, is that R264 IS R189. So now it talks to itself, for which the DL used to redline and ID posters.

Oh, dear.

R265 pity you failed at having a functioning one.

Will you two screech owls kindly take it outside and stop fouling up a nice thread?

Yeah, no need for this. You may find your dispute relevant, but to other readers here you look both like idiots.

You ancient kweens start these threads but when by some miracle people actually post you shit your Depends .Senile Dementia tres DL

[quote]Queens at [R192]. The OGs. They pushed woman geared projects.

And now Jodie produces films about aBloke.

R259, Miss Ekberg got a little tipsy and threw off her shoes to dance a spirited mambo, effectively turning a staid party for the Countess Olghina di Robilant into a wild affair. After Anita slipped, she sat herself down and egged another dancer, Aïshé Nana, to take off her clothes.... which she did, promptly shocking the Romans out of their Catholic conservatism.

[quote]is anyone else having issues with ibb.co loading when you click on them?

Yes, it started yesterday. I wonder if they're from the same account?

Jake Gyllenhaal and his totally platonic friend Austin Nichols. No homo goin' on here, bro.

Miss Aïshé Nana on the floor of Rugantino's Jazz Club.

Huh, all the ibb photos are loading fine for me.

Not At All Staged: Grimes on the day after her breakup with Elon Musk is announced-- just ever so casually thumbing through 'The Communist Manifesto' roadside in her finest Mad Max wear.

Sean Penn punching a pap in 1986.

JFK caught with Marilyn Monroe.

Famous paparazzi shot. But does it count if it was a scheduled shot?

R279, that is by a cunt British "artist" who was born in 1970.

So you're useless.

Another awkward pic from the Dunst/Gyllenhaal lunch.

In 2008, Sienna Miller was papped naked and canoodling with married father-of-four Balthazar Getty.

Sienna had just completed a film starring Cillian Murphy called Hippie Hippie Shake that was slated for a 2010 release which never happened for some reason—IDK if the scandal had any involvement.

DL fave Shelley Winters helplessly watching her hothead fiance, Tony Franciosa, get arrested.

DL fave Shelley Winters telling hothead Tony Franciosa to shut the hell up.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Lana and Cheryl.

What I wrote for R286:

Btw, the following year after Sienna's affair with Balthazar, she was papped stumbling out of a nightclub in the early hours of the morning with married Cillian Murphy.

He wasn't famous enough at the time for it to create a lot of mainstream buzz (he was more of a cult actor back then), but it was shocking for his fans because of his super-private, down-to-earth, anti-Hollywood, family man image.

The pics of Cillian and Sienna leaving the nightclub are rare nowadays, but if you dig deep enough, you'll find some.

Thanks, R288.

Lana lights up Ava.

(Just looking for pre-Italian Hollywood Confidential types with some bite in them.)

Is a caption needed yet?

r290 It certainly is - who is that?

Johnny Stompanato

r282 Jake looks bored as hell in those photos. Like it's a PR outing to show how "straight" he is. He's clearly just playing along.

Being famous must suck sometimes, when you have to do bullshit like this and you'd rather be at home riding a 10" cock.

Grace Kelly r291

Last photo of Greta Garbo, two weeks before she died.

Reason for R278

Mere days before they both died.

It was actually 2-3 years r297. That was the last time Crawford went out in public. She was so aghast at the the way she looked she became a recluse.

r297 Oh no, dear. As r298 says, that photo was taken several years before Joan died.

Courtney Love in 1995.

R300 God love her, that crazy old cooze always delivers.

R299 - same for Rosalind Russell who died in 1976. The photo was taken in 1974.

Priscilla

R297 all DLer drag queens go to heaven.🙏🏻

Madonna had seriously great tits.

Carole Landis at r116 is the most neatly dressed dead person I’ve ever seen.

Her bathroom looks surgically tidy, too. I hope the cleaning lady had just been there - because the idea of getting up early to clean your house before killing yourself is just a very depressing way to spend your last day.

[quote] Her bathroom looks surgically tidy, too. I hope the cleaning lady had just been there - because the idea of getting up early to clean your house before killing yourself is just a very depressing way to spend your last day.

No excuses, Christina!

r300 I've never seen that pic of Love before.

Did she fall down go boom or was she giving someone a blowjob?

R308 that was the same night she crashed the Madonna interview with Kurt Loder—1995 MTV Awards. Legendary. Courtney was so trashed she could barely stand up.

Jesus.

Keanu

God bless this bitch. We need more rabble rousers like Courtney in today's art/music world. Everyone is so well-behaved and filtered. The troublemakers like her are part of what make pop culture fun.

Shia LeBeouf and his mother, joining hands to meet the forest gnomes.

Why take multiple trips taking packages in from your front stoop? And why not in the process enjoy the deliciousness of a Dunkin Donuts treat? Ben Affleck would, so why shouldn't you?

And in the rain no less, R314.

Speaking of Courtney Love, can anyone explain what in the fuck is happening in this photo? I've seen it before. I think it's from the late 2000s. I have never seen a living human body with that shade of skin. She truly looks like a zombie.

Come fly with me..

R316, that's one of the imgbb photos that won't open, at least for me.

me as well, r318

Sandra, Madonna, Jennifer, and Futura.

Daniel Radcliffe

Audrey Hepburn, in full costume for THE NUN'S STORY, smoking off-set.

[quote]God bless this bitch. We need more rabble rousers like Courtney in today's art/music world. Everyone is so well-behaved and filtered. The troublemakers like her are part of what make pop culture fun.

Absolutely 100%. Everybody is so boring now. We need messy bitches to make things fun.

When you say messy bitches do you mean Whitney Houston?

That picture is sad though R324–as would be any posted pics of Amy Winehouse because they both died young from their addictions. Whitney was once so beautiful and had the world at her feet. So much wasted.

This Thread's pussy stinks.

R15 Jake looks so beautiful and handsome in this pic. Wow.

R316, that's a heroin pallor. It slows down everything including circulation. Heroin addicts of every shade and tone "go gray". Their loved ones can tell just by looking at them if they're using or not.

R326 That’s not appealing at all and yes this assessment is on a case by case basis.

Cocaine? Who? Me? Never!

Justin Bieber was caught sneaking out of a brothel in Rio.

Thread needs more Paul Mescal in short shorts

Obviously the complicated story of the Landis suicide has been missed by the posters who've never seen a clean-bathroom.

Of course there's Google for them.

Tom Hardy letting it all hang out

Bette Davis at her last public appearance, the San Sebastian Film Festival in Spain. She died in Paris just a few days later.

Frank Sinatra and Claudette Colbert sometime in the 1980s. That is one long-ass cig Claudette has in her hand.

[quote] Who was Jamie Lee Curtis yelling at in OPs photo?

R43 When I first saw it years ago, I thought she was rebuking someone for not taking Activia and then slogged down an Activia drink to show them she meant business.

r337, She's a demented cunt, god help us if she wins another Oscar.

Edward G Robinson and George Raft got into a fight on the set of Manpower. They were playing best friends in the film but I think disliked each other in real life.

[quote] When I first saw it years ago, I thought she was rebuking someone for not taking Activia and then slogged down an Activia drink to show them she meant business.

And then she TORE UP the ladies' room.

More more please I’m loving this thread … reminds me of carefree goofy times of alcohol and drugs before boring sobriety of adulthood ….

I kind of remember that incident with JL Curtis, but it's hazy. I think she was rebuking a fan.

Timothy Hutton taking his girlfriend Liza Greer to the premiere of Popeye. Unbeknownst to Timothy, Liza was one of Heidi Fleiss' hookers. He probably thought she was just a starlet, which isn't much different.

r343 she looked pretty classy for a paid whore.

Liza was also a Penthouse Pet of the Month

[quote]R333 Obviously the complicated story of the Landis suicide has been missed by the posters who've never seen a clean bathroom.

How complicated, [italic]libling? [/italic]She fucked a married man who was a notorious philanderer, he broke it off, she broke out the pills.

It’s really all rather straightforward (?)

Carole Landis really liked the dick. She was married 4 times - 5 if you count how she married her first husband twice - and was only 29 when she died.

The iconic pic of Paris Hilton on her way to prison.

Landis went muff diving with Jacqueline Susann when they were in a show together, and was one of the inspirations for Jennifer in VALLEY OF THE DOLLS.

Alec Baldwin attacking paparazzi, again...

And again...

And again..

If Alec Baldwin isn't attacking them, Sean Penn will.

Ben Affleck eating like a fat whore.

The JLC pic is from her car accident where she performed demonstrably for the cameras and bestie Jodie Foster picked her up.

Ben, or somebody, tossing a cutout Ana de Armas in the trash outside of Ben's house after their breakup.

r354 5th time that exact pic was posted - love it

Paz de la Huerta stumbling home from Chateau Marmont. WHET that crazy bitch?

Hugh Grant throwing beans

Man, we've been through some shit.

R365

[quote]Liza was also a Penthouse Pet of the Month

The two gingers spreading the labial lips to the tune of "The Trolley Song" drove every straight man in the US wild. They all spanked out enough cum to populate a mid-sized country.

Who rode it best?

Marlene, Liz, Faye ore Miss Ross

R358 it seems Paz is mentally unwell based on this interview from last year. She likens her mother to Ghislaine Maxwell in it, and says she is in hiding from her parents, who exploited her with Satanic abuse and are still out to kill her. Seems nuts. Possibly schizophrenic. But who knows? Crazier things have happened.

r363 Marlene knew when it was time to go to bed and close the door.

Pregnant Diana?

JLC sounds like a cunt AA sponsor from the California/Pacific group that's supposed to be "Anonymous," but rather is a social grouping that reaches for celebrity enhancement and accolades.

Clancy (God & Guru) was just as bad as L. Ron Hubbard. FACT. He did national tours suggesting his brand of AA was the "only way."

He had poor, desperate alcoholics performing all the menial tasks necessary to keep his L.A. property up to "code" back in the late 90s, early aughts. He even had the 25 cent jar that workers were required to contribute to of they cursed in pain.

JLC has other designs, and I'm disappointed her husband hasn't cut that thing OFF.

Buck never would have gone to the premiere of Popeye!

I remember Paz and Dlisted taking the piss out of her all the time. She had addiction issues and is mentally ill. Like batshit crazy.

A bony Kate Moss.

Speaking of D-Listed, here's Shauna Sand on a Segway wearing her signature lucite heels.

Frank and Ava looking exhausted.

Ava and Lana, probably demonstrating their techniques to an attentive Fernando Lamas.

Paz de la Huerta indulging Quentin Tarantino's fetish.

Another angle of Anita Ekberg with her bow and arrow.

Was Paz ever put into an asylum? She really was off her fuckin rocker.

I love seeing celebrities pounding on paps.

Margaret Trudeau in fur at Studio 54.

A friend of mine was once Paz's h.s. teacher. in Brooklyn. He said even back then she was completely nuts.

Carmen Miranda dancing her cares and her panties away in the arms of Cesar Romero.

Yay R380. I've been looking all over the internet for that one!

Did Carmen invent the commando? Maybe not because I believe Jean Harlow never wore underwear.

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From R383's article:

"An onlooker told how they continued talking after leaving the restaurant, before the friend broke down in tears.

This appeared to soften Curtis, who put her arm around her companion as they walked off together."

Jesus! What a psycho!

R377 - I agree. I love when these paps - who stalk and say the meanest and most vile shit to celebrities to get an 'angry' pic - get their just due.

Some of the paparazzi are sociopaths - the worst human beings with no conscience.

Jake G looking pissed that he got caught smoking.

More more ……. Please …..

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Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy

Ellen had lust in her heart for Katy Perry.

Ellen wanted to lick those tittays.

When Meghan Markle ate dirt at a polo function.

Chris Pine stretching his ass muscles.

Kim Kardashian, although I’m betting she wasn’t embarrassed.

Kristen Stewart caught cheating on Robert Pattinson with director Rubert Sanders.

Paz is more wrecked that I knew!

Madonna looking scary.

I still think that whole stunt was staged. The paps seem rather…close to her. Not a long range shot.

Looking at Ava in r373, the obvious (besides unworldly beauty) finally dawned on me on why she always looked so unbelievably erotic even when her garments fully covered her.

In so many pix, whether it happened or not, she has the permanent look and air of a pleasantly tired woman who just tumbled out of bed after receiving the slowest, hottest, most exquisite, pleasurable cunnilingus ever followed by getting banged good and hard.

I don't know how to write about sex, but you know what I mean.

OOOPs, I meant at r399 to site r372.

Fun thread!

I'm in a minority but I never found Ava all that. Maybe when she was very young but I think other actresses were far more beautiful at their peak. Joan Crawford was stunning until the scary eyebrows and severe hair phase. WTF was that about? It aged her 20 years. Overlooked, to me, is Merle Oberon.

I also always found Ava mannish and severe looking. Not beautiful.

On June 12, 1973, actor Marlon Brando punched Ron Galella in the face outside a restaurant in Chinatown in New York City, breaking the photographer's jaw and knocking out five of his teeth on the left side of his mouth. Galella had been following Brando, who was accompanied by Dick Cavett, to the restaurant after a taping of The Dick Cavett Show earlier that day. Galella hired lawyers Stuart Schlesinger and Alfred Julien to sue Brando and ultimately settled for US$40,000. Schlesinger reported in the 2010 documentary Smash His Camera that Galella received two-thirds, but only cared about getting the message out, "I don't want anyone to think they can go around punching me if I am taking their picture. Get that story out, not the money." The next time Galella chased Brando, he wore a football helmet

Ron pursuing Brando and Dick Cavett.

I think this is Rudolf Nureyev kissing Leonard Bernstein.

John Travolta kissing Kirk Douglas.

Great thread. R64, what a frightening photo

R404 - I hate that - he followed them the entire evening - he got all the shots he wanted. Scumbag. Brando was in the right.

I think Dick said that Marlon said the key was to keep the same expression so that the photographer would lose interest. But he underestimated Ron.

R407, Yuck. Where have those lips been?

A young and hot John Travolta rocking a Speedo.

Yuck.

R259 I noticed that too. It was those pointy shoes with open toed sandals.

R10 It must have been an extreme payout.

At least it looks like they aren't twirling tongues in the pic at r413. that would be revolting.

Isaac Mizrahi squeezing Scarlett Johansson's tit at the GG Awards.

I don't understand why celebrities get so pissed off. That's to be expected, they shouldn't have gone for that way of life, otherwise.

Mariah Carey leaving TRL

That Carmen Miranda beaver shot is a fake. That's modern beaver. Not that Caesar Romero would know the difference.

How could we forget Bieber's balls?

That was pretty obviously a professional photo shoot meant to look like paparazzi, r421.

R420 That was my thought as well. No women were getting bikini waxes then.

The best thread ever !

I am not sure that the Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber filmed by a MS13 gang member at a gross Hollywood Swap Meet counts as a paparazzi shot but it should.

Shawn and Camila “caught” walking around their neighborhood drinking out of clean, empty coffee mugs.

Garbo

You probably think it's okay to shoot someone if they cut you off in traffic, r409. Brando should have gone to jail for that violent assault. It was a complete overreaction.

R423 women have been getting Niki waxes since the 90’s and taking it all off since the early 2000’s.

Bikini

The Carmen Miranda shot is not a fake, for fuck's sake.

It's from 1941 and is famous from soon afterwards.

R389, she looks like she's looking for an escape route.

R392, that isn't Markle.

Ava Gardner, before age and habits altered her appearance to that of a fascinating remnant, was one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Hard and mannish?

Inexplicable?

Prince Williams twig and berries

President Clinton's cat, Socks. I consider this iconic.

R428 - STFU false equivalency troll. Having a photographer in your physical space, tracking and following you for miles across the city - and continuing the harassment is not even close to being the same as getting cut off by traffic.

Today that person would be arrested for stalking or harassment if it was a normal citizen. He got all the shots he needed - he just pressed for more and to make him angry so he could get some 'Brando is enraged' pics.

What kind of an asshole are you?

A young Olivia de Havilland caugth frolicking in the nude, already sporting the worst helmet hair in history.

Julia Roberts, causing an uproar.

[quote]r436 President Clinton's cat, Socks. I consider this iconic.

Poor little thing. He never asked for that life!

Russell Crowe and his fat gut vacationing in Rome.

8 year old Drew Barrymore at Studio 54. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Even then, Drew always had the good blow...

9 year-old Drew Barrymore lights up Stephen King's cig.

Sam Smith flashes their panties and gunt.

[quote]r423 No women were getting bikini waxes then.

I believe cosmetic hair removal practices go back at least to ancient Egypt.

r445 Grossss

I know it's considered "problematic" now, but that pic at R444 is adorable.

Living in West Hollywood and working as a shop bottom at Neiman's BH a billion years ago, I can tell you that paparazzi were/are relentless wolves, running after people, pushing pedestrians out of their way, using their giant SUVs to block traffic or to cause minor fender benders to get an irate celeb shot. I've been on a few film projects where we had paparazzi stake us out, but they usually drop off after a week or two.

I recall a time when pictures of Johnny Depp stumbling out of a club, looking disheveled and dirty was a big deal, but that's just a day at the office for him these days. I also forgot about the JFK Jr./Bessette public fighting pictures. Their messy, explosive public meltdown now seems like a harbinger of the bad things to come for them.

The MVP of this thread is clearly Ben. Even though he's probably a total asshole in real life, I can't help but like him for being such a messy slob.

Mickey Rourke is a vision in plaid!

R450 Yes, Ben is a unique kind of paparazzi gold because of the humorous dichotomy of this hapless, pathetic, miserable mess of a man set against the type-A hyper-competence of the two Jens.

Kevin Federline. Remember when he used to be hot?

I remember when he had the "body of death" according to you bitches. I couldn't get past his face.

r445 that pic can come in handy for people who are on a diet. They just have to put it on their refrigerator.

Ryan O'Neal getting handsy with 13-year-old Melanie Griffith.

Another pic of Ben and his beloved Dunkin' Donuts

Drew Barrymore told a story that the only adult that stepped up and did anything about her drinking at a young age was Madonna. It was at some party, maybe Studio 54, and Madonna grabbed a drink out of Drew’s hand and said. “No, you’re too young. Where’s your mother?”

Melanie Griffith, absolutely smitten.

In the span of 2 years - Blondie ended, Chris Stein was gravely ill, Debbie was back on junk, the IRS took their home, and they were bankrupt. I'd look like that too.

RDJ going to prison.

From today, courtesy of TMZ, Zuckerberg looking at Lauren's implants during the inauguration.

R462, forget Zuck, who's the guy behind her? He's about to fall out of his seat.

At this point we have to surmise that Dunkin Donuts is paying Ben to casually walk near paparazzi with Dunkin products

Mickey Rourke and his fabulous toupee. It looks so natural!

For all the donuts and sugary coffee drinks Ben gets at Dunkin', he's not in bad shape. I know in the past he had Dad Bod, but he looks pretty damn good, considering he definitely partakes of the Double D fare.

Casey Affleck did a funny Dunkin commercial parody on SNL. If you're familiar with the Boston/Eastern Massachusetts area you've known guys exactly like this.

Joey Heatherton.

Are we sure MetaMan has actually touched real bosoms before? I mean, those not his own.

Madonna & Sharon

Jacob Elordi and Tommy Dorfman canoodling

Connie Nielsen and her "Seven Year Itch" moment.

Chrissy Metz and her flub.

She looks like one of those giant bean bags people sit on. In red

R460 - you are right - Debbie Harry was in dire straits for awhile after Blondie. They must have had a shitty contract or overspent - or just divided everything equally among the band, because they were world-wide massive stars for several years and sold tens of millions of records.

A friend of mine was at a dinner party on UWS and Debbie Harry was there and she asked the host for some money.

Unreal - but I'm glad she's still performing at almost 80 and has the legend status she has. But I feel bad that she had such tough times. I'm pretty sure she was NOT on heroin again though - that was a 1970s addiction.

R128 Spinctors DO. talk. Example: Trump (any and all of them - exception, Mary)

[quote] 8 year old Drew Barrymore at Studio 54. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Anderson Cooper recalled thinking “that kid can dance” watching Michael Jackson at Studio 54.

Robert Walker drunk driving arrest photo.

Another one.

Madonna and Joan Collins at what I think is an Oscars party in the early 90s.

Elizabeth Taylor and Joan Collins gossiping at a party, sometime in the 80s.

Probably one of the most famous paparazzi photos ever, Fat Liz arriving at Studio 54.

R480 think it’s the 1992 Oscars. Madonna is accompanied by (I'm guessing) Alex Keshishian who directed her documentary Truth or Dare featuring her then fling Warren Beatty. Behind her is a Bugsy poster and we all know what happened when Warren met Annette.

It graced the cover of Hollywood Babylon. R482.

R482, and inside, she met up with Liza, Halston, and Betty Ford.

Steve Rubell, Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Tom Cruise, Maripol, Martin Burgoyne packed into a limo at Madonna and Sean Penn's wedding reception.

r485 Andy Warhol wrote about that night in his diaries. He couldn't believe how fat Liz had become and he praised Betty Ford's excellent facelift.

r486 those are great photos. Tom in the car with all those homos!

Jackie, Liza, Swifty, and Bianca, backstage at the Majestic for "The Act."

Jayne and Jayne Marie Mansfield at the Hollywood Christmas Parade, 1958.

God, [italic]everybody[/italic]smoked!

I know, dear at R491.

But work on your typing skills for your next life.

R491 - yeah, I was just thinking that - and a lot of these actresses were well into their 50s or older and they still lived very long lives.

We all know smoking is bad for you, but about 15% of smokers get cancer. Everyone likes to think it's 100%, but it's not.

Actors and actresses have always been known to be smokers, even today. The difference is that today's actors/actresses try to hide it.

[quote]R493: We all know smoking is bad for you, but about 15% of smokers get cancer. Everyone likes to think it's 100%, but it's not.

With such outrageous claims about what "everyone" thinks, some readers may find themselves wishing you smoked, dear.

This one with Nick Lachey doesn't reveal that much unfortunately. If someone has a more revealing image of their pastime please post. Even though it doesn't show much it was enough for me to find it 'inspiring' back then.

Power couple

He's handsome there r497

Those are some sex in the hotub pics there, r496. Wish we could have seen his cock.

I was in Greenport in winter and stopped in an almost empty coffee shop. There were a couple of other guys but otherwise the town was dead. A few minutes later an SUV pulled up and these guys jumped up and ran outside, along with a bunch of others who came out of nowhere, to take a photo of Katie Holmes walking 10 feet into a house. It was during her Tom Cruise days, but I mean how much do they get for these photos to make it worth it?

R498 as she was only 4'9" he mistook her for a 10yo boy

Here's a great tell-all AMA on reddit from a confirmed former paparazzo. Many juicy tidbits.

Madonna driving Michael to the Ivy.

R502 - that was interesting - I hated his reply though "hey I was just a got out of college working a shitty job to pay my student loan debt". Nah - you stalked people for 4 years.

He sounds like a scumbag - a slightly reformed one cuz he doesn't want the hate - but he's still a scumbag.

If you went out partying and clubbing with your sister, and your sister just happened to be Liza Minnelli, would you really want her to drive home?

A furious Douchess scolding a stricken Douche.

Tom with a face full of fillers.

r507 Tom looks like his face was inflated with a tire pump!

Love this one of usually hammered Jon Hamm

R509 - damn, those bags look drawn on. How much was he drinking back then? I know he had issues but wow. Didn't both of his parents die before or around he turned 18?

r511 He's had lots of problems

"While a member of Sigma Nu fraternity at that university, Hamm was arrested along with seven other students for violently attacking and severely injuring a fellow student"

R500 What's Greenport?

Dream ménage.

we know who was in the middle of that Chinese finger pull

Hey hey gay gay

R509 Tell me those aren't car keys.

R493

Cancer isn’t the only disease caused by smoking.

Not paparazzi, but oh well. Audrey Hepburn with bestie, Capucine, in front of Hepburn's home, La Paisible, in Tolochenaz, Switzerland.

Cher smoking.

More pics of Paz, please.

She’s endlessly fascinating

Black is very slimming!

Lauren Bacall smoking.

Puffy

Sloshed

Not pregnant.

Glenn, Meryl, Goldie, Bette

Judy air kisses Angie Dickinson.

I find this one pretty cool. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield.

R528 Ugh, I remember this thankfully short-lived trend with celebrities. Like, I get that their hearts were in the right place, but it will never not be obnoxious for rich people to tell us poors where we should be donating our money. Like, fuck you-- how about you donate for me so I can make my car payment this month.

r529 Like

^don't like

Bridget Fonda and her snack purse.

That photo of Bridget is never not shocking.

I don’t understand how Carole Landis could die in that position.

Bridget! JFC

John Hamm sounds like he could be a Supreme Court Justice or congressman.

[quote]R519 Cher smoking.

She looks really MTF trans there.

That is exactly what JLC seems like. A preachy, smug AA sponsor who really wants a drink, but replaces it with determination to involve herself in other peoples lives as an inspiration.

R538 That's my aunt. She's been in AA for a million years and sponsors like 12 people at a time, but hasn't been in a relationship since she stopped drinking and is a raging, narcissistic cunt monster. She loves sponsoring people for the control and feeling of superiority.

Debbie Harry & Nancy Spungen

R540 That is a GORGEOUS picture.

Janet Leigh and Van Johnson.

Barbra and Jason in 1971

Paparazzo Tony Rizzo remembers: ... She went to a screening of WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, and she brought her son Jason along. When she was leaving she came out the back way and all the photographers got at the foot of the staircase where she had to go down. But I went onto a service porch, which was off to her side. I got pictures of her from the back with all the other photographers as a backdrop. And at one point she turned around and said to her son Jason, “Stick out your tongue at the awful man.”

Barbra in London in 1989.

Judy and Marilyn

Another one of Judy and Marilyn

Judy, Roddy McDowall and Lucy

Judy and Lucy, again

Roddy McDowall in glasses is the gayest gayface that ever gayfaced.

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Wow she looked awful, r550.

Most of these haven't been above ground since 1968.😂

R551, yes she did.

Does anyone remember the Russel Crowe shot where he’s lovingly grabbing his own blubbery ass in a restaurant?

Matthew McConaughey, all fucked up

Forgive me if this one has already been posted - Kiefer Sutherland drunk with his pants down in a restaurant.

Brad Pitt looking like a backwoods hillbilly.

R554 here ya go!

Meryl and Michael.

Liz, Bette and Michael

Jlc has such things lips like Reba.

r557 "The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams."

R557 You can still see his beauty behind the beard.

R558 Russell Crowe sexually assaulting himself mid restaurant

[quote]r559 Meryl and Michael

#SheKnew

R559, I don't get the connection.

Thanks for the reposting of kiefer . I was unsure wen I saw it for the first time if my eyes were really fucked yo, if I was still asleep or if his pants were down

WTF????? Thanks for clarifying . And fellow DLers, please splain possible reasons for his state of undress ???

His bare ass on filthy seat???

He was drunk AF r567. When people get insanely drunk they do lots of stupid stuff.

Remember when Edward Norton was dating Courtney Love?

Jill Clayburgh smoking

Marlene, Monty, Lucy, and Desi watching Tallulah Bankhead perform in Las Vegas.

Marlene, Monty, Lucy, Desi, and Rosemary.

Were those paparazzi pictures or from the police?

R572. The elbows on the table creep me out...

Faye smoking

r57 who the fuck is that??

Jessica Lange & Bob Fosse

Jessica & Bob at Studio 54

Our elbows kept our smokes close to our face, as the good lord intended, R572.

I know we've not quite exhausted this thread yet, but here's pt 2 so we can keep the party going when the time comes...

Matthew McConaughey really all fucked up

R580 thanks OP! This thread is too much fun! I look forward to everyone's posts.

Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher, and Dean Martin watching Frank Sinatra and friends perform at the Sands in Las Vegas, 1961.

^ A wider shot reveals Sammy Davis Jr and Milton Berle also out in the audience.

Mitzi smoking.

R572 Is that our Viv? with the ferocious undercurl?

Chris Christie and family caught enjoying state beach during a government shutdown. Remember when that was considered a shocking scandal?

[quote]Remember when that was considered a shocking scandal?

It wasn't even that long ago.

Faye protecting her eye-line

That pic at r583 reminded me that Eddie Fisher blabbed in one of his tell-all books that Taylor became pregnant by Sinatra and had an abortion.

There's no getting around it. The only way Fisher could have known that is if Taylor herself confided in him. Fisher betrayed her by allowing that to be published.

I'll admit it, though. Fisher's "Been There, Done That" book is truly can't-put-it-down trash.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic & Jogador Pique getting tactile

Oy...hello darlink

On a queer day.

Christina Aguilera's drippy legs at Etta James' funeral.

You know, you can do a CTRL+F to find out if someone has already mentioned your celebrity in the thread before posting something that's already been posted.

It would cut down on repeat posts by at least 75%.

🙄

Yeah and it was really gross the first time around.

Part 2

This was one of the best threads in a while.

R595

Henry