All-time greatest celebrity paparazzi shots: Pt. 2

Cellulite? Where?

Remember this famous pap pic from the old Footballers in Love threads.

Yes we do -from post 591 in the last thread.

Liz and Gina showing up in the same frock.

It's been a fun thread. Keep it up, bitches.

R3, Elizabeth wore her Dior frock with a silver-blue sash, whereas Gina wore hers with a Commie Red one.

R2's photo deserves a second post for spawning countless DL threads.

Great thread

JHo attending a Dolce & Gabbana show, wearing a frock that still has the price tag on it.

Tom Cruise gets squirted.

Dear god r1! I've always liked crazyass Sharon Stone, but that's just too much.

Lena Dunham is a vision in white!

Lindsay Lohan partying in Brazil.

I remember Lindsay's fight with her Russian beau in Mykonos.

O.M.G. at r11 and r13!!!!

I've never seen either of those pics.

Thanks, 11 & 13!!

Elizabeth in a caftan.

r8- she planned on returning it. A lot of celebs do it.

R15, caftans must've been the attire of the night because here's Miss Dina Merrill.

r16 you mean we won't get to see some homeless-from-the-LA-fires wearing it??

Kate smoking.

Jess Brolin, James Brolin's son. Looks like Josh got the good genes and metabolism.

Heather Locklear, wondering where her career and rock-star cocks went.

r21 is that a recent pic or old? her face is clearly swollen from alcohol bloat/water retention in that pic, and i thought she had semi-cleaned up her act.

r19 You think that's a paparazzi shot?

R21 that was taken in July 2023.

Lindsay Lohan after getting punched in the face by a homeless refugee woman. This pic always makes me laugh. Serves her right for grabbing the woman's kid.

Julie London, Bobby Troup, Ray Anthony

R19 I really don't mean to be a dick, but that photo is 100% from a professional photo shoot...

Oh I don't know...she just seems relaxed and deep in thought.

Farrah, Cary, and Margaux

Melissa Rivers, a vision in black!

Kate smoking again.

R30 I laughed harder than I should have.

Dinner with Kate.

Al Pacino and Jill Clayburgh

I just read a biography on Julie London. 20 pages in front and 20 in back on her life. The inside was a detailed recitation of every joint she ever performed in.

Chevy Chase lighting up.

Christina Applegate smoking.

Cristian Ronaldo and his Moroccan kickboxer boyfriend Badr Hari

Princess Margaret wearing i don´t know what doing something

Where’s Madonna and Tupac? Those were good. I don’t know how to post pics on here.

Stephen Boyd and Charlton Heston on a motorbike.

Try again

R40, here's Madonna and Tupac with Gianni Versace and Raquel Welch.

... and with Sting and Ingrid Casares.

^^And Parker Posey in the background

What do they talk about, I wonder? Fame? Music? The food and drinks? Fans? Skin care?

Racquel Welch and Tupac pictured together.

I now can take a running start, flap my arms and fly over Lake Michigan.

R12 Looks like she just gave up and decided to hang out under the table...and took her drink with her.

Thank you for the Madonna/ Tupac pics!

An obviously fucked up Carrie Fisher about to slide under the table, Paul Simon, Gilda Rader, David Geffen, DL Legend Marlo Thomas and Phil Donahue

Here's a larger version of the pic...

Thanksgiving 1977 with Amy Irving, Carrie Fisher and Teri Garr.

[quote]What do they talk about, I wonder?

Well, Raquel told Tupac how much she loved "Strictly 4 My N.*.G.G.A.Z." and suggested a collaboration with 8Ball & MJG. The conversation between Tupac and Gianni turned grim, however, as they pondered how each would meet their maker. Ironic, no? Madonna smiled wanly throughout and only half-listened as she thought about all the things she had to do the next morning.

lol, well posted, r53

Meryl, Penny, Carrie, Bette, and Sally, 1992.

Debbie agrees to divorce Eddie so he can marry Liz.

Liz & Dick: Miss Taylor, disguising a black eye she received "in an accident while playing with her children in the snow" on a skiing trip in Switzerland.

Edward Norton and his weird stomach bulge at the beach.

Madonna would be worried about all the things she's doing the next day! So funny!

That night the stars came out for Prince Azim of Brunei's birthday... for a nominal fee!

Jerry, Joan, and Faye

R60 Not Madonna. I've always respected the fact she never debased herself by performing for tyrants and dictators, nor attended shit like that homophobic asshole's bday celebration. Shit, Putin wanted tickets to her shows in Russia and she told him to buy a ticket.

Those people are disgusting.

Good point r62. Some big-name stars like Beyonce and Mariah Carey have performed for Middle Eastern despots. Madonna has never done that.

You're really a POS if you're rich like Beyonce and Mariah to perform for brutal dictators. And they both have more than once.

Rhianna is the worst offender.

Harrison Ford dressed as peas.

R65 Do it once you're just a big a POS as the others. Fuck those scumbags.

Here's this fucker.

Tom Brady + water slide

Zsa Zsa Gabor showing the court how she slapped that cop.

Pee-wee & Cyndi's Big Adventure

Re R60, Apparently, Our Faye was a repeat client. Maybe she needed the money to fund her pet projects (ahem... Master Class).

In fairness to them, the late Prince Azim ruled no country and held his birthday bashes in London, far from the sultanate.

R72 more pieces of shit

Dale Bozzio and Cyndi Lauper

Toni, Martha, Grace, and Cyndi

Nothing like sensible shoes and a brolly to run and fight off the paps.

A teenage Ray Bradbury and Marlene Dietrich in 1935.

Brangelina "caught " cheating after Angelina tipped off the paps.

R41, R42, Chuck and Steve took turns at the helm.

High Grant throwing beans (Had to remove the previous link)

Celine & Madonna. Despite the big smiles, there seems to be a lack of warmth between them.

[R60] Not Madonna. I've always respected the fact she never debased herself by performing for tyrants and dictators.

Sure, except when she's dancing in the mirror.

I can’t unsee the nasty Miley pic. She really is a grotesque.

[quote]Miss Taylor, disguising a black eye she received "in an accident while playing with her children in the snow"

Holy shit, he clobbered her.

r83 I've been saying that for years about Miley, even before I saw that fucked up picture.

She is truly the worst type of trailer trash.

Anytime I accidentally run across a pic of her, I can't scroll past it quickly enough. I truly detest her.

That pic of Cyndi and Paul Reubens at R71 is my spirit animal. I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!

Michael Jackson and Madonna circa 1984.

Austin Butler/Vanessa Hudgens

Remember when Madonna and Sandra Bernhard were besties?

^ They broke up because of Ingrid Casares, who, ironically, is still friends with Madonna. I wonder, though, how they can even recognize each other!

(And still associating with Chris Paciello!)

Yeah. I think Madonna broke Sandra’s heart.

Heath in a box.

That's dark, R92.

Sandra Bernhard is one of the homeliest women I've ever seen.

R92, Why did he need such a large box? That thing can fit a refrigerator.

I know I'll sound like an asshole, but that photo of Melissa Rivers is unreal. ( shudder!)

Wow, Heather Locklear looks like she's been through hell. She had 2 good looking husband's! Rock Star dick!

Yeah, the Heather Locklear photo makes me sad. I met her once when she was young and cute and the new kid on the block on "T. J. Hooker" and "Dynasty." That photo is a far cry from those days-- not just in years, but the toll life has taken.

Yep, I agree R62.

He's horrific looking at R68. Weird, too.

The '80s Heathers.

That's a great photo R79. They look like they were truly having fun.

R102, sure, until someone gets hurt.

Elizabeth Taylor at funeral of Mike Todd.

Yes, it is sad to see that she's in such bad shape. She is very likeable and she has had problems. I bought the bio of Motley Crue way back about 20 years ago, and I loved what Tommy Lee said about her. He said she was very loving and generous. Always trying to make him happy.

Oh shit R103! They didn't seem like it bothered them, lol!

The photo at R89 might be the most unflattering of any celebrity photo in existence.

r95 I had the same reaction. It looks like they could fit a goddamn gun cabinet in that box.

r107 I saw that pic and wondered why that hasn't been shown more often. It's truly embarrassing.

Ariana in wider times.

R89, for that brief period, the spotlight was on Madonna & Sandra's friendship. But standing quietly in the sidelines was another gal whose friendship with Madonna has lasted longer and has had a steady career without a lot of fanfare. Debi Mazar has been there since the Danceteria days.

R61, Faye appears to be in desperate need of some concealer, lipstick, and a Vitamin B12 injection.

Is that Ariana Grande in R09?! I don’t remember her ever being that big. It’s still an improvement of her grotesque current Auschwitz look

Amy.

Forensic!

Reese "Do You Know Who I Am" Witherspoon

Kim K sucking hard.

Sheen.

Pals

Ron Galella preparaing for the famous shot.

^OBVIOUSLY I meant "preparaiolating."

Duh.

I’m surprised there haven’t been more Michael Jackson pics.

Wasn’t he catnip for the paparazzi given his terrible disguises, masks, ever changing face etc

R112 Yes, that's Ariana Grande. She briefly chunked up during lockdown like the rest of us. It's how you know she's not "naturally thin".

Michael & Liza

r114 good LORD - Amy is suffering from severe jaundice in that pic.

Tom Brady pulling the towel out of his ass crack while sunbathing.

Claudette Colbert and Bette Davis

Matt Damon and his rabbit-faced wife. I believe she was the reason behind IMDb getting rid of their threads.

Poor Kathy Griffin, in need of a bleph.

R107 think again

R111, Faye was giving us her "serious actress" look. The other two were mere glamour girls.

Poor Shelley Duvall.

r128 this is mean but god is she homely.

[quote] Matt Damon and his rabbit-faced wife. I believe she was the reason behind IMDb getting rid of their threads.

What do you mean by "getting rid of their threads"? I thought they got rid of all their message boards at once.

Frank Sinatra and Madonna

Heather Locklear and Tom Cruise, both young and cute.

If I had no idea who these two people were, I would think it was a girl and her gay best friend.

^^^OMG His original face!

Another one of Heather and Tom. This picture is like "My gay best friend was my prom date!"

R134 there was some gossip on another site that said Matt complained there were so many threads saying his wife was ugly so they got rid of the message boards.

[quote] his wife was ugly

Well she was and is despite her plastic surgery to make her appear less rabbit like.

Elizabeth Taylor holding court.

[quote]Matt complained there were so many threads saying his wife was ugly

Good thing he doesn't come to Datalounge!

I'm surprised Bezos would have listened to Matt Damon enough to shut down message boards on IMDB.

Good God, Shelly Duval at R132.

Travolta and Pal Ready for Takeoff

Who wore a white Speedo best - Travolta or Gere?

MY EYES!! WHERE'S THE BLEACH?!

Who wanted more Michael Jackson pics?

R148, the OP asked for paparazzi shots, not police forensics.

Wtf is wrong with you, R148?

Is it too much to ask for that we keep this a snuff-free thread?

Olivia over being photographed.

Whoah. That’s a dead Michael pic at r148?

I quickly pivoted away from the pic because I thought it was a post-surgery pic taken by a rogue hospital staff person.

Lol, R147! I forgot how creepy he looked!

Errol Flynn in court.

Michael and friends.

Definitely Gere R146!

The Wedding of the Century.

Debbie Harry, Suzi Quatro, Joan Jett in a recording studio, 1977.

Fresh as a daisy!

[quote]R158 The Wedding of the Century.

Speechless.

Liz Taylor showing off her big ass ring from Burton.

Princess Margaret and John Bindon.

R156 My god, throw in Princess Di and JFK Jr and that picture is every late 90s People Magazine crossword puzzle.

Montblanc Charity Gala, 2009

Errol in the pool.

Michael and more than friends.

R167 Evidence

Farrah Fawcett posing for Andy Warhol.

OMG r167 somebody should've called the cops!

Is that Tom Holland second from left at R167?

Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa!

Goals.

Shirt off with little boys putting their hands all over him like they'd have models doing to him if he was normal.

Look at his eyes!

R173 who is this you are talking about? I might be missing some posts.

Austin Stowell looking hot on the set of Higher Power with Ron Eldard, who looks like a fat fuck.

R174, they're talking about the Jacko pic at R167.

Guy Madison & Rory Calhoun on a fishing trip.

Guy & Rory splishin' and a-splashin'

Meg Foster.

Winona Ryder in court for shoplifting.

Denise Richards, on her way to get fillers, I'm sure.

Matt Leblanc not happy to see you.

Gabourey Sidibe looking very elegant.

Although she shouldn't go sleeveless...

Liza, Betty Grable, Carol Burnett.

Damn reddit. Trying again.

3rd time.

4th time.

You know the definition of 'paparazzi' is not 'pictures of fat people being fat'

R190 so I shouldn't post this pic?

Liza, Goldie and Nancy Sinatra.

Material Girls

R192 Nancy looks so perky and secretarial in that photo. Goldie looks two ludes to the wind.

Mrs. Alfred Steele-1970.

Sarah Hyland and her saggy ass.

R196 What's with all the bracelets? They look like a couple'a teen cutters.

R197 I didn't even notice the bracelets.

Amanda Bynes in court.

Prince Azim was obviously a massive gay with a great taste in divas so I can’t hate on his birthday parties.

R200 Wow. Do you know his history? Those divas are cunts.

Jennifer Lawrence in the world’s most unflattering bikini bottoms.

Ladies - side ties are not your friends.

R202 that’s a hot picture any straight dude would drool over.

That's exactly what I was thinking R203. Most straight men would bang that, gay men are the ones grossed out by how big her butt and hips are and how soft she is. Which makes sense if you're into masculine bodies.

R195, That photo of Joan makes me cry.

r195's photo is actually from 1974. It was Joan's last public appearance. She was so horrified by the way she looked when she saw the photos in the next day's newspapers she never went out in public again, becoming a recluse in her NY apartment.

R206, That's what I thought. The Rainbow Room with Rosalind Russell.

That's too bad, r206. She still had a nice face.

I would have liked to have been one of her friends.

No you wouldn’t have. An acquaintance perhaps but not a friend.

R46 - I was wondering the same thing - you just go up to other people's tables when you're famous? I guess you can do anything when you're famous - but what exactly did Sting have to talk about with Madonna?

Jackie Stallone looks like Carrot Top doing drag.

R3 Gina wore it better. Liz looks like she's been stuffed against her will into a tea cozy two sizes too small.

R212 Jesus! She looks like the monster from the end of The Substance.

Margaret and the Supremes

Mary, Diana, Gladys

Andy and Jerry

Bette Davis caught going downstairs.

R211 What kind of stupid question is that? Seriously. WTF are you insinuating? That question is beyond idiotic.

Agreed R219. Music, fame, performing, etc. I mean, John Lennon loved ABBA’s music.

Bianca at Studio 54.

[quote]but what exactly did Sting have to talk about with Madonna?

What don't they have to talk about? Sting and his wife Trudie later became Rocco Ritchie's godparents.

R222 Exactly. I'm not sure what that poster was getting at. Plus, they're highly successful in music. Know the same people. Admire each other.

R220 Why the comment about Lennon and ABBA? That's..odd.

Sting asked Madonna if she’d tried the vegan menu.

[quote]but what exactly did Sting have to talk about with Madonna?

"You know, Trudie is an even bigger cunt than you are."

Has anyone met Bianca Jagger? For the life of me, I do not understand the appeal and why she was so popular. Her looks are - well, nothing to write home about.

Does she have an infectious personality?

I'm willing to listen - but from all the pics I've seen of her - I don't get it. I don't get why Mick would marry her?

I know she was pregnant when they got married. But she had a young daughter at home and that didn't seem to stop her from partying non-stop at Studio 54.

Mickey Rourke holding hands with John Enos III. Mickey has good taste in men. I would love to have John in me quite deeply.

Michelle Pfeiffer smoking

R149 R150 He is resting his eyes

R224 my point was maybe Sting loves Madonna’s music.

Joanne Woodward and Dennis Hopper get ice creams.

Audrey has a headache?

Beautiful profile there R233.

Maybe her scarfette is too tight.

Is there a picture of Audrey Hepburn in which she doesn't look perfect?

Two NY girls who made good .

Streisand and Callas at the "Funny Girl" premiere in Paris 1969.

Never mind Madonna and Sting, the table talk between the Funny Girl and La Diva Eterna would be worth the price of a ticket.

Can I carry your parcel for you?

R227, young Bianca was an exotic beauty who was smart and stylish and married to a rock star. She was an international jetsetter and Studio 54 habitué, making her a glamour girl living a glamorous life. Before Mick, she was with Michael Caine and French record producer, Eddie Barclay.

Bianca with doves at Studio 54.

I agree with R227 and have always thought the same thing. Even the 2 pics above, nothing special.

Joni Mitchell and David Geffen at Studio 54

River, Kate, Chrissie, Lene, Liza, Fred, kd, and ?

Lou Christie, Tiny Tim, Dusty Springfield and Princess Margaret, 1969

Judy and Marilyn

Here's a shot that works.

R240 - yes we KNOW she fucked some famous men and bagged Jagger - my question still stands - does anyone know what she was like?

I've seen interviews with her - she's flat. Not much charisma. And no - she was no exotic beauty. She looks like someone's fucking MOM in R241 pulling that ridiculous stunt with that naked man in front.

You can literally walk down the street in any central American village and find young women as good or better looking than her.

She got pregnant with Jagger's first child and I think it was just the societal norms that he would marry her. Things changed obviously because he never got married again.

I don't get it - I doubt she would have a shred of relevance if her last name wasn't Jagger and she wasn't there every night coked out of her head and getting in the papers and pap shots .

Joan and the boys.

Here's young Bianca with Michael Caine. Do you think a straight man with a healthy sexual appetite isn't going to find her attractive?

R250 - No I don't. Michael Caine has always liked darker skinned women - like his wife Shakira (not the same Shakira).

I think what's telling is that after her divorce, we basically never heard of her again. She tried some bullshit with the UN and foundations - but nothing of note.

She fucked Jagger without protection, ,got pregnant and he felt compelled to marry her - that's basically all she did.

What's your problem, r251?

R251, seriously, let it go...

R251 gave Jagger a blowie in 1968 and never heard from him again.

Joan with Christina and Christopher

[quote] Joan with Christina and Christopher

Why...did...you...POST...that?!

Why not, R256? It’s a pap photo

Tsk tsk, R255. You can see the wire hanger marks all over them.

Jane Fonda

R255, poor Christopher. The first couple of years of his life he was called Phillip. Then as soon as daddy was gone, he became Christopher.

the Sofia side-eye

That side-eye pic of Sophia and Jayne is posted on Reddit approximately every 10 minutes.

Rude. We're not all on Reddit.

Diana Ross at Studio 54 in1979.

When I see pictures of Studio 54 I always wonder how many of those guys were dead just a few years later.

Liza and Baryshnikov at Studio 54.

More Studio 54 shots, please!

Susan Anton, Sly Stallone, Andy Warhol.

Sly was so handsome back then.

r259 Is still unclear what "paparazzi shots" means

Bette Davis, about five minutes before the end.

Brffl Bffftlllsht CCCCCCCCCCCrrrrrkkkk!

That a great pic of Diana, er, excuse me, I mean Miss Ross at r264.

The ponytail, sunglasses on head, drunken face-beam, her body angle and most of all, those high-waisted cuffed jeans really SAY IT ALL.

My all-time favorite Diva always delivers.

Great photo @ R271. Maybe the most stylish ever image of IDGAF.

Even Davis's her sheer black hose and flats look incredible.

Bette and Lainie, probably talking shit about Barbra.

Nell Carter on her way to meet her coke dealer in 1982

Bernadette Peters, DL legend Kim Carnes, Anne Murray and Dusty Springfield

Tina shopping at Hermès, spotting Oprah heading for the store.

Allegedly she asked the salespersons do not let that woman in since she was a lifelong stalker.

Love the pic of Tina doing her shopping! More!

Reportedly, Tina was one of the few artists at the 1st VMAs who was nice to Madonna after her controversial performance. Cyndi was very rude to her and made her cry, according to more than one source. This was from the Mary Gabriel book (I think), or the Lucy O’Brien one. Also, Madonna’s handler for Orion pictures confirmed the Cyndi story as well.

Tina was classy, but knew how to get nasty and rough.

I will never understand how someone can be morbidly obese and a coke addict

Rue and Bea talking about what a cunt Betty is.

Barbara Stanwyck and Bette Davis, looking less than thrilled to be in each others' company

Barbara Stanwyck lighting up a cig after seeing Bette, probably thinking "Bette. Christ. What a cunt."

I like that pic, r284. Too many celebrities pretend to like each other.

Bette NEVER pretended to like anyone...

Another angle on Jane.

Beatrice Arthur.

Mikhail Baryshnikov, Jessica Lange, and Valentino Garavani in deep conversation at Studio 54, 1978.

r288 That's not a paparazzi shot

Lorna Luft, Jerry Hall, Andy Warhol, Debbie Harry, Truman Capote, Paloma Picasso at Studio 54.

r292 Try again

She was photographed with a crack pipe, pretty sure Tom paid off the guys.

Lorna smoking

r294 Who??

Cher at Studio 54 .

Crack. Is whack.

[quote]Cyndi was very rude to her and made her cry, according to more than one source. This was from the Mary Gabriel book (I think), or the Lucy O’Brien one.

I can't imagine anyone making Madonna cry, especially for rudeness since she herself has behaved rudely to others. But anyhow, the Mary Gabriel book quotes Cyndi as responding favorably to Madonna's VMA performance: "I loved that — it was performance art." Annie Lennox, however, called it "very very whorish."

Babs steely focused on searching for a lost coupon in the parking lot was unaware what was heading in her direction.

(Insert Theme from "Jaws")

How Miss Ross managed a quick change in the loo in under 30 seconds remains one of the supreme wonder of showbiz

Eartha, Yul, Micha & Miss Gloria Swanson at Studio 54

Cher at Studio 54 looking wasted.

Fuck me, Baryshnikov was hawt.

Liza, Fat Liz, Halston and Betty Ford at Studio 54. Andy Warhol wrote in his diary that he was amazed by good Betty's facelift was.

Betty looks FAB.

Elizabeth was always beautiful no matter what size.

Joe Manganiello multitasking. That poor dog.

Another one of Cher dancing at Studio 54.

r307 Wow, poor dog inhaling gasoline fumes

Elizabeth Taylor, Bette Davis and Michael Jackson

When did Betty enter rehab? After her Studio days?

It was during the late 70s r311 so the same time as Studio 54

JFK,Jr stretching out his tight muscles in Central Park. Either that or he's gay-baiting.

R299 Maybe she became rude because of the way she was treated. The handler for Orion has a YouTube channel and he has a few Madonna stories. Not all flattering, but he says she was always very professional, and seemed to be reacting to how she was treated in the past. He 100% says Cyndi was very rude to her when she went up to say hello making Madonna cry. Tina was very nice to her.

r314 100% Madonna did not cry because of Cyndi Lauper. That's laughable.

Geeez what is Cher wearing at R300!?!

JFK Jr, Madonna, Guy Oseary, Val Kilmer, and some asshole in the foreground.

Joan signing an autograph.

Chris Pine on a plane. Is he horny? Does he need the restroom? Is he just being precious?

Chris Pine in an airport is always gold

Miss Dietrich in denim, 1970s

Marlene attacks.

r317, any idea what event that is?

Is that Alfred Steele with Joan in R318?

R323, Tyson-Holyfield rematch, 1997.

Another shot.

Madonna was unconventionally pretty. Beautiful eyes and skin.

R326 She was beautiful. She has a heart shaped face so it depends the angle of her photograph. She also didn't wear much makeup( foundation) so it's impressive she looked as good as she did. Females need make up.

She already lost the baby weight all over in that pic.

Thanks, r325.

Wow.

Back then, there must've been some kind of unspoken rule among famous men like JFK, Jr. and Trump that even at a sports event, a suit, shirt and tie, is required. Look how casually dressed the other men seem to be.

It's like if you were them, if you appeared casually in even in a well-made dressy sweater and slacks. it would be the height of sartorial rule breaking.

Of course, I'm retrospectively looking back through a lens consisting of current reality when a suit, shirt and tie is almost a thing of the past.

Is Wimbledon now the only sports event where at least a sports jacket on men is required depending on where you're sitting?

Madonna wouldn't give Trump the time of day. She reportedly completely ignored him. I love that.

Nancy Wilson, Ann Wilson and Stevie Nicks (1982)

Hollywood stud Greg Bautzer and Joan

Greg Bautzer was yummy. I definitely would've hit it.

You think Joan had enough ciggies for the night?

R331 do you think this was the night Joan asked him to check her rear tire?

[quote]You think Joan had enough ciggies for the night?

I noticed that as well. Joan sure did love her Parliaments!

DL icon Vivian Vance with her 1954 Emmy Award.

Greg Bautzer bedded so many Hollywood starlets that he singlehandedly kept the underground abortion industry alive! One of these starlets was 16-year-old Lana Turner (pictured). He had the cojones to bring Miss Turner to a party at his old lover Joan Crawford's house. JC threw death stares at her young rival all night.

Greg Bautzer must've been amazing in bed. Joan Crawford was obsessed with him for years. And we all know Joan was a size queen and she loved a good fucking.

Joan Crawford and her husband Alfred Steele in 1956. He would die 3 years later.

Greg and Jane Wyman.

Julia Roberts yelling at a pap.

Mary Tyler Moore, with Grant Tinker, at the Hollywood Palladium to collect her 2nd Emmy Award, 1966.

Ginger and Greg.

From a FB post I saw:

"After she escaped Ike Turner, Tina Turner was written off by the whole music business. She was a Black woman in her 40s. It was time for the oldies circuit.

"The night that changed her life was in NYC, January 1983. David Bowie was having dinner with his new record label, right before Let's Dance came out, getting wined and dined, but he informed them he had plans for the night: He was going to see Tina Turner live. He wouldn't dream of missing her. He dragged everyone along with him. Her manager Roger Davies got a last-minute call, asking for 63 spots on the guest list. 'My Cinderella moment,' she called it in her book. 'That night at the Ritz was the equivalent of going to the ball (minus the part about Prince Charming) because it changed my life dramatically.'

"After the show, she raised hell all night with Bowie, Keith Richards and Ron Wood, sitting around the hotel piano, singing Motown classics, guzzling Dom Perignon. They posed for one of the coolest rock photos of all time: Tina, Keith and Bowie all drinking from the same bottle of Jack Daniels. She was a rock star now, forever. Her story was just beginning."

Julia Roberts being Julia Roberts.

R344 That is a solid gold story, post and pic! I never knew that.

Yes, Diane in R264 has everything but the juiced pole between her legs. Although Berry always alluded to her being dry.

I'm doing fine, by the way, not that any of you people bother to ask. This new cream really helps that fucking itch. I need a longer applicator, though.

Gerard Butler partying in a Serbian nightclub.

Wait Cristian Renaldo is gay?

r349 No

[quote]R94 Sandra Bernhard is one of the homeliest women I've ever seen.

But she’s sexy.

Why does Julia Roberts get so pissed? If you're a celebrity it comes with the territory. Life would be easier to smile, wave and say hi.

Greg Bautzer married four times and dated lots of famous women, but only had one child (that we know of), a son, Mark, from 3rd wife, the lovely Dana Wynter.

Here's Bautzer with Wynter.

And now that Miss Warwick has made her presence known, here she is ringing in the new year with Joan Collins and Lee Majors.

Jennifer Aniston is just sick and tired of being famous.

Judy flipping the bird in concert

R355 It looks like she'd been crying there.

^^No it doesn't. She just doesn't have any makeup on.

Greg Bautzer and Joan.

R358 It does look like she’d been crying as r357 stated.

Angie kidnapping a tearful Naomi and threatening to cut her face, after Campell refused to admitt that Jolie is the most beautiful woman EVER.

Bogart, Bacall, Sinatra

The Original Rat Pack at the Sands Hotel, 1955. Humphrey Bogart, Sid Luft, Lauren Bacall, Judy Garland, Ellie Graham Goldfarb, Jack Entratter, Mike Romanoff, Frank Sinatra, Gloria Romanoff, David Niven, Hjördis Niven.

Wow! Emptying the ashtrays @ The Sands was a full time job.

Liza Minnelli, Rudolf Nureyev and Martha Graham

Jean Stapleton and Pee Wee Herman

poor fat Judy @ R363

[quote]Wow! Emptying the ashtrays @ The Sands was a full time job.

Crazy how prevalent smoking was back then.

Jacqueline Shushann and Momma.

Momma shmoked Shalem shigarettesh

Calvin Klein, Martha Graham, Madonna, Kathleen Turner

Greg Bautzer and Lana.

^ that's Tony Martin with Lana.

Doris Day, Mary Tyler Moore, and Miss Angie Dickinson

R373, All animal rights activists. Love them all.

Tony Martin and Cyd Charisse.

Angie Dickinson always looked tough, like she was ready to wrestle you in the streets.

^^^^ Pepper cutta bitch

R363 Poor Humphrey Bogart proudly displaying the cancer stick he chained smoked until it killed him at age 57.

That is a great story R344!

Studio 54 looks like it was a blast, what a great time that must have been.

I love how the Awe Firm of Day, Moore and Dickenson are dressed at r376.

Ooopsie, r373^

Grace Jones at Studio 54.

Uggh - her skeletal chest looks horrible!

R384 it was the mountains of coke at Studio 54.

Dickie Dawson, Shirley Jones, Diana Dors, Jack Cassidy

Johnny Depp and Nicolas Cage, 1988.

Liz and Liza at Studio 54, 1977.

The ancient Bette Davis lighting up at a press conference. Check out her sassy purple eye shadow!

Sorry, let's try that link again.....

What did Bette say to make Jessica give her the side-eye?

Sharon Stone with Faye Dunaway in the background looking disgruntled.

is that Halston behind Liza and Liz?

Of course it is!

Faye and friend.

Faye and Jane

“What do you mean you can see my incision scars?” ^^

I almost did not recognise Faye in this one.

Joan is transfixed by the beauty of Gardner McKay.

Gardner McKay

John Lennon, Yoko Ono and Andy Warhol at Fillmore East (June 6, 1971).

Their hands....

Elvis Presley and Karen Carpenter

Frances Farmer reading a magazine while under arrest.

poor Karen was already sick @ R402

Marilyn and Jerry Giesler.

Poor Frances Farmer looked a mess when the cops dragged her to the police station. They should've let her tidy up a bit.

^ And while Frances was clearly in a state of mental distress, photographers continued to snap pictures of her getting booked and being led to her cell. These photos were splashed all over the papers the next day. Such an undignified treatment of a once promising Hollywood star. Friends had abandoned her and her studio left her out to dry. She turned to a cop and wondered, "Why can't someone I know come up here and get me out? Don't I have any friends? I never was so alone in all my life."

In her cell.

R402 Elvis looks wasted there.

Frances Farmer was still pretty even with tragic messy hair. Marilyn Monroe was one of the most photogenic people of all time

Here's a bad angle on Frances.

What was Farmer.arrested for and how did paps get access to the holding cell area of police station? Weird.

R281 - well Cyndi has been a feminist all her life - she hated Girls Just Wanna Have Fun's original lyrics because it was all about sex, so she changed them.

Cyndi's never flaunted her sexuality or liked seeing women set up like that - so I'm not surprised she didn't love the performance or Madonna.

Here's the thing - where are her friends? She has close buds for a few years and then rotates out with new ones.

Cyndi has a Tony, Emmy and a Grammy and has real musical talent and acting ability.

Cyndi was too gimmicky and her voice was shrill.

Cher, Billy, Barbra, Stephen, Tyler

That is not a paparazzi pic R415

R412 - In October, 1942 she was fined $500 and given a 180-day suspended sentence for driving with her headlights on high beam in the wartime blackout zone. By January 1943, Farmer had failed to pay the remainder of her fine, and a bench warrant was issued for her arrest. At almost the same time, a studio hairdresser filed an assault charge alleging that Farmer had hit her in the face and dislocated her jaw on the set of a film she was making. On January 13, 1943, police went to the Knickerbocker Hotel where she was living to arrest her.

It seems the police tipped off the press about her arrest and allowed them to photograph her in the holding cell.

Lily Allen throws a water bottle, not at David Harbour, but the paps.

Thanks r417.

Karen apparently never shared her dieting tips with Elvis.

Rita Hayworth in London in 1976.

R421, That breaks my heart.

Debbie Reynolds, Hugh O'Brian, Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh, 1956.

That looks a lot more like Faye than the Faye today

I am Esther Rolle, about to put my Newport out in this white bitchs's eye.

Access denied for me, r425.

#MeToo

#Me3

[italic]I can’t live like this!

Won't someone think of the children??

Cyndi didn’t write Girls. Cyndi’s musicality is tepid. Her voice is ultra shrill and not pleasant, but it’s emotive.

Whose close friends? Madonna’s? Debi, Rosie, Rita Wilson, Gloria Estefan, Ingrid, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Demi, her sister Melanie, Naomi, Donatella. Many others.

The late period Joan Crawford, drunk on her ass with Lassie.

Bette Davis - "another scotch and another cig. Please."

Vivien Leigh and Lauren Bacall being Lauren Bacall.

Vivien Leigh, Noël Coward, Lauren Bacall, Kay Kendall

Hedda Hopper, Greer Garson, Vivien Leigh, Laurence Olivier, ?, Tallulah Bankhead, Danny Kaye, Robert Helpmann

Good grief, " Wedding of the Century" at 158. I forgot how horrifying that photo is.

Wow, that Michael Jackson photo at R167. MJ was doing that shit and almost putting it front and center. Look how crazy he looks.

[quote]Hedda Hopper, Greer Garson, Vivien Leigh, Laurence Olivier, ?, Tallulah Bankhead, Danny Kaye, [bold]Arthur Rubinstein[/bold]

? ?!

For R426 and the rest of you...

Bob Mitchum keeping his cell tidy.

[quote]Hedda Hopper, Greer Garson, Vivien Leigh, Laurence Olivier, [bold]Sylvia Fine (Mrs. Danny Kaye)[/bold], Tallulah Bankhead, Danny Kaye, Arthur Rubinstein

I wonder if Danny and Larry ditched the wives later that evening?

Marlene Dietrich with Crawford(& Caesar Romero in the backround), Garland,Bogart and Elia Kazan

Jesus, at R197, Joan looks like Tim Curry! The Rocky HORROR Picture show!

Is Joan throwing hands? What did Marlene ever do to HER??

Mawenah Deutschwant

They sure don’t make skits like that on SNL50+

From 1975 - 1980 SNL skits were at least 80% good to great.

In the last 15 plus years SNL skits have been at least 80% poor to bad.

All the photos from the old days of the stars at awards dinners, testimonials, or nightclubs always make my former waiter skin crawl. There are so many glasses, full ashtrays, untouched food, and no space at all on the table. I do think they're the most candid of the lot here -- even the group photos that are here look posed. They still paparazzi shots of course, but I like the earlier ones especially.

ELIZABETH TAYLOR PORTRAIT WITH RICHARD BURTON, MICHAEL REDGRAVE, PRINCESS MARGARET

I wonder if this is the occasion when Margret asked Elizabeth to try her ring on.

Lizabeth Scott

[quote]R452 ELIZABETH TAYLOR PORTRAIT WITH RICHARD BURTON, MICHAEL REDGRAVE, PRINCESS MARGARET

She’s begun to bloat, inch by inch

R454, I see Elizabeth as increasingly vulnerable (and therefore lovable).

[quote]But Fisher and Reynolds’s daughter Carrie Fisher, who was 2 years old when her parents divorced, would come to adore and respect Taylor. “If my father had to divorce my mother for anyone, I'm so grateful that it was Elizabeth,” Carrie said in a statement Wednesday of Taylor, who died at age 79. “This was a remarkable woman who led her life to the fullest rather than complacently following one around.”

Raquel Welch and Marcello Mastroianni in Rome.

R452 I had no idea that Elizabeth Taylor was so short - Margot was known as The Royal Pigmy - barely 5ft tall - and they're the same height in your pic.

Although I'm sure that the Princess was wearing her usual white platform open-toed clod-hoppers under that gown. Maybe sprayed silver by some cringing underling.

Elizabeth Taylor was only 5'2", so a little extra weight made her look dumpy.

Lana Turner in court.

R459 Lana on the stand is wearing an outfit similar to one she wore on the stand in Peyton Place - then in local theaters!

DL fave Miyoshi Umeki with grade-A hunk, Hugh O'Brian.

Aretha, Chaka and Big O recreating the Supremes reunion Motown 25 drama.

Dionne Warwick, Clive Davis, Donna Summer, Whitney Houston and Cissy Houston.

Rick James, Michael Jackson and Donna Summer

"Uh, Miss Tina, I KNOW you didn't just interrupt Miss Lena and I's conversation!"

Donna has the better weave @ 464

^^^^ LOL, yes

And that was before MJ became a white woman.

Michael Jackson was so handsome before he started to really fuck with his face. He should've stopped after his first nosejob, he looked fantastic there.

Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher during a break in filming Star Wars.

Yes I know it's not a pap shot but it's too good to not share.

Another one of Mark and Carrie.

Elizabeth Taylor smoking at the Oscars after party.

Jane Wyman and Lana Turner.

Madonna

R473 I remember that. Oldie but goody. Great thread.

Bradley Cooper wearing a scrunchie.

Man, seeing that pic of Turner and Wyman at r472, I like to believe those two old seen-it-all veterans were dishing some good gossip to each other. I'd have loved to have listened in.

Angelina Jolie looking like Karen Carpenter. Maybe she was shooting up.

Is that pic recent or old R477? She has only been blond for a few months.

AJ doesn’t look ok.

R478 that was taken in August.

Not paparazzi, but some great shots of stars of the padt

Babs, Monica Vitti and Mariangela Melato in Rome

Don Johnson and Barbra.

Stats of the pad Thai?

Richard Burton in some crazy pants with Liz.

^^They were the drunks to end all drunks

Burton wore bad 60s pants, old trying to look hip. The young wore almost exclusively jeans, men and women.

R485, Mod fashions only look good on the young.

...or skinny bitches like Audrey.

A veiled Joan going to Alfred Steele's funeral.

The look of love: Mike Todd and Liz Taylor at some premiere.

Joan and Franchot at Irving Thalberg's funeral.

[quote]r490 A veiled Joan going to Alfred Steele's funeral.

Interesting shoe choice for a recent widow: striped, open toed come-fuck-me pumps with ankle straps (??)

Andy Dick looks wasted.

Kiefer, drunk again.

Liz looks so happy at R491. I wonder if that marriage would have lasted if Todd had lived…

[quote]A veiled Joan going to Alfred Steele's funeral.

Still fierce in the ankle strap pumps.

Elizabeth Taylor and Joan Crawford

Ann, Arlene, and Elizabeth

This could have ended in tears and an angry fax.

Aretha looks relatively trim (for her) in that pic, R500

Re got some massive bumpers

I love Aretha at Walmart!

Miss Ross shops at Bristol Farms, thank you very much. No ratchet-ass Walmart for her.

Shit. Even Queen Bey shops at Walmart.

At r514, is that Miss Ross's actual from-her-follicles hair?

Or is that extensions? A wig?

Her locks always look amazing whatever they are.

Really though? Uggs on her feet? No, I don't expect at her age for her to be in anything except flats, but Uggs?

Ugh.

Angelina grocery shopping. Does she even cook, much less eat?

She does not cook and hardly eats but her kids need food.

Salome on the phone.

Barbra graciously helping Betty White to hide her chins.

Judy, Elizabeth, Leslie

Ben Affleck drunk, on the way to rehab...but first, making Jen Gardner go to Jack In The Box.

Ariana signing autographs.

Are those track marks on Ariana’s arms? Why are her arms discolored? It looks like more than anorexia

R513 scary looking

Is it too late in the year to add Ariana to the DL death watch list?

Mickey Rourke feeding his dog. Did he actually ask the waiter for a booster seat?

Ariana, honey, you have a bony chest. NOT ATTRACTIVE.

Us Magazine needs to do their part and stage an intervention for Ariana, like they used to back in the 2000s for Nicole Richie and MK.

What’s an MK? You spelled out Nicole Richie but couldn’t for MK?

Harrison Ford with his daughter...I mean wife.

Tori Spelling shopping at Target. No more Rodeo Drive for you, sweetheart.

R520...

Damn she looks like a scarecrow!

Rachel Zoe.

R522 You know that cart is full of shit she doesn't need.

Olivia & Karen

Miss Ross rocking hats and veils at the funerals of Martin L. King, Florence Ballard,ex-hubby Arne Naess, Frank Sinatra & Richard Pryor.

Olivia & Karen

Barbra not in the mood.

Julia Roberts and her saggy banana titties that are in desperate need of a bra. This is when she was young! No wonder her husband has a separate house.

Her tits aren’t that bad imo R531. She is really pretty there. She really got very unattractive in middle age.

Straight men like those.

Madge and Debi all dolled up at the Pines.

R533 [quote] Straight men like those. Um, no we don’t

Virginia Madsen with her hot as fuck then husband, Antonio Sabato Jr.

Lucky bitch.

Poor Kathleen Turner.

R537, So sad. She's been in declining health and in a lot of pain.

Kathleen and Jessica

Who's more shitfaced, Kathleen or Jessica?

Diana, Olivia, Kylie

Marlene flipping the bird.