Predictions for 2025

Since I can’t find the original thread, I will post here.

There has been some wild chatter on social media about the Romanian election results and if something similar might happen in the US. I know, I know.

So I thought I’d ask the cards if the orange traitor and the couch fucker would be sworn in because why the hell not?

First off, three cards fell out as I was shuffling. They had something to say. The first card was the Hanged Man in reverse. This is preoccupation with your own self to the exclusion of everything else. Self absorbed.

The next two cards came out together - ten of coins reversed and the seven of cups. I get the seven of cups nearly every time I read on the orange fool or the GQP. It’s the card of illusion, cons and delusion.

The ten of coins reversed is a loss of family honor and legacy. A poor risk.

The cards I pulled for the reading are 2 swords in the first position and the knight of coins crossing. This is the present- nothing is happening. The cards show no movement. Stagnation and a precarious balance. That tracks.

The base of the matter is the High Priestess. Secrets. Things which are hidden. The unknown.

Moving out is the ace of coins - money. Money changing hands. Hmmm.

Over the reading is the Moon reversed. Deception unmasked. Love wins but at great cost.

The future card is the 6 of coins reversed - unfair dealings, bribes, miserliness.

The cards I pulled on the bottom of the deck is Death - an ending.

I hate that I have an emotional interest in the outcome, because that makes it hard to be objective. If I were reading these cards for a friend, I’d tell them that there’s something going on that they aren’t seeing because they’re too self absorbed and they need to pay attention or they’re likely to lose more than money. They may end up looking foolish.

There aren’t any big cards here like the Tower showing destruction or the ten of swords (stabbed in the back and loss). The Major Arcana cards are all about secrets. Everything else is money - loss of money.

Not a definitive answer. But food for thought. I think I’ll read on Leon next because I can’t stand him.

Whatever the FUCK that means, OP!

Ok, next I read on Leon. First off, this dude is a spaz. He doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing from one minute to the next. Like he has so much shit he wants to put his fingers in, he can’t keep it straight.

I asked about his next three months.

The cards - first card is the ace of Swords reversed . The use of too much force to gain an end. Destruction.

This is crossed by the 7 of coins. Contemplating the work you’ve done. Reevaluating what hasn’t worked.

Card 3 - the base of the matter is The Hermit. Someone tried or is trying to give him some good advise and wise council, but it doesn’t look like he takes it.

Card 4 is the 3 of wands reversed - something on the way out. Scattering of energies, disappointment.

Card 5 - sitting on top of him is the 4 of swords. This is a retreat. A temporary exile.

The last card is the world card which is a very good card. Completion and fulfillment.

However, once again, the card at the bottom of the deck is Death which is pretty crazy.

Again, if this were someone I knew personally, I’d tell them to pay attention and stop navel gazing. A person they trust is giving them good advice to avoid problems and they need to listen.

They may get what they think they want, but it will end up bringing something else to an end.

Bump

Occult objects like tarot cards open 'doors.' Ever experience sleep paralysis?

Keep fucking around with that mess if you want to, OP.

More excrement to come more like!

There's so much randomness going on that it's hard to get a feeling as to what's coming up. The only firm things that I've gotten recently are:

1) Plane crash into a building. Now we've had one Russian shot down plane and then whatever just happened in Korea that killed 179 people. But there's something in my gut telling me there's something bigger coming. It's not like a 9/11 attack, but more like when a plane hit the Empire State Building in the 1940s.

2) Trump will die in office. The date I got was February 26, 2027.

3) The US House is going to flip to Democrats far sooner than the 2026 elections. We'll see Speaker Jeffries in early to mid 2025.

4) A shooting in Denver with the number 29.

I feel that, too, r7.

It’s like trying to read a menu standing outside in the middle of a hurricane.

You know you’ve got something that’s possibly a menu, but where it’s from or what it says is indecipherable.

There is so much energetic chaos right now all around that it’s hard to get a read on anything.

I think several of the larger planets are moving into new signs as well, which changes the energy.

Thanks Walter h

Military action in the South China Sea.

--Alexandria Ocasio Cortez will have a major scandal and finally be completely exposed as the "fraud" that she is.

--Majorie Taylor Greene will have a leaked sex tape scandal

Will Marge's leaked tape show her to be having relations with man, animals, or both R11?

R1 is one of this lesbians who center to realize how exhausting they are.

R5 Doors to delusion, yes. College is over, drop the occulty BS.

R12 It will be both. MTG's former besite Lauren Boebert will start a t-shirt business making fun of Marge's scandal.

MGT reveled to be a hermaphrodite.

Liza finally dies. This time, not on stage.

Elton dies. Thank God.

Madonna dies. Not with a cry, but with a whimper. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. I’m rooting for the closet.

Warren Beatty, Oacino, Jack and Dustin gone in 2025.

JD Vance removed after a diaper/nevrophilia/gay fetish revealed.

Jane’s Brolin does. By suicide.

3 of the 4 surviving Batman villains live to see 2026.

Joan Plowright finally does something for humanity and dies, the overlay, talentless cunt.

And she takes Jing Charles with her.

Dane Shirley Bassey rallies and dies one final tour.

Florida sinks, suddenly, overnight. And all that trash washes out to sea. Or better still, to the bottom of it.

I finally get spit-roasted. And it lights a fire of 67 spit-roasting in 2025.

Julie, my former friend and current cunt, diees in a grease fire.

Mixed Slocombe disappears on NYE and isn’t seen again until it’s rotting corpse washed up, half eaten by parasites, dykes, and Republicans, on the shores of the Indiana Dunes.

The southern half of Texas gets infected with a parasite that wipes it out COMPLETELY.

Each of my 8 siblings beat my WEALTHY father to the finish line so that I may play the role of grieving sibling. And gazillionaire.

My exes discover each other and fall in love”live”. They have it c— they deserve it.

Lesbians continue to dissolve into even further irrelevance.. indeed, lesbianism is deemed the mental illness it is and a treatment is discovered.

The Indigo Girls die of a massive coronary and diabetes, respectively.

Portia divorces Ellen, citing cruelty. Gets a zillion dollars and married a man. Preferably an extremely well-hung male. A black one.

No one remembers Blake Liveky by Arbor Day.

Susan Smoth trips and slides into the water and drowns — though it takes 177 minutes to do so. And there’s video.

Mescal and Andrew Scott get married.

Ivanka and Jared divorce. And Jared goes missing, never to be seen again.

My former bestie chokes on a dildo after getting her first facial. From 177 black men and 37 Latinos.

That my oldest sister finally kicks it. She’s dreadful.

Audra wins her 7th Tony.

Patti Lupone dies. Finally. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Meryl gets her 4th Oscar. This one in lead.

Then she announces she’s set to star in a revival of MAME, with Baranski as her Vera and Tracy Ulmann as Gooch.

Angela Bassett finally gets HER Oscar. This time for What’s Love Got To Do With It? And an error is righted.

Gwen Stefani dies. Choking on one of her fascinators. Leaving Shelton tied up and in doggie at the mercy of their fucking machine. The ISP is hidden, so the WORKD gets to see it happen. For 51.3 hours. Then something similar halves to Brett Favre except his lasts 137 hours and is streamed for charity (the one he stole from), which gets $747,000 dollars.

Subsequent live streamed tickings happen “affecting” Clint Eastwood, McConaghey, Charlie Sheen, Enrique Uglesias (his, a 2-parter), Usher, John Legend (aired during sweeps, earning him two Emmys and a cable ACE), Susan Sarandon (also sweeps month, with the special feature intervening salt and vinegar and Bactine enemas interspersed with razors up her asscunt), Susan Sarandin’s corpse (which gets repeatedly violated by Republicans, and Latker Stevenson (mmmmmmm).

Are you drunk, R16? Not even spell check could help you out.

Prominent "Dean" will die unexpectedly. Soon.

Increase of AI drones.

ChatGPT will tell someone the wrong thing that will end up getting them (or somebody else) killed. Somebody will sue them and get it taken down.

AI will take over customer service.

Someone will confess a crime to ChatGPT thinking they'll never get caught because they're telling a robot, not a person. But they'll still go to prison anyway. It will be the first time it will be used as evidence in court.

Another big celebrity no one was even thinking of will be outed for being in cahoots with Diddy and involved in his "freak offs."

Luigi Mangione will be given the death penalty as a warning to those who dare stand up to the great beast known as "capitalism."

Civil unrest in the US.

Heavy grifting by The Grifter in Chief.

[QUOTE] More excitement to come I’m sure! I predict another shocking young star death like Liam Payne

Louis Tomlinson

Fuck off, Tarot Troll.

I enjoy the Tarot troll, personally.

Gwyneth Paltrow will come out as lesbian and design Goop style Birkenstocks.

R29 - you ARE the Tarot Troll.

Ah, no R31. Just entertained by him. Feel free to trolldar, dear.

Harvey Weinstein dies.

Isn't Harvey already dead?

R28 comes on a predictions thread to bitch about tarot predictions.

Dump goes ahead with his deportations and tariff plans and tanks the economy by summer. He blames Leon and kicks him to the curb ("I hardly knew the guy ..."). Leon has a meltdown on X and deletes every user account except for his. Bluesky's user base triples in a week. Dump hastily reverses some of the tariffs, but the damage is done; the GOP points fingers the rest of the year and nothing is accomplished.

Rupert Murdoch dies before figuring out his succession (ha!) plans. His children fight over the future of Fox News and other properties in court for the rest of the year. Meanwhile, MSNBC and CNN, freed from their parent companies, explore a merger.

Diddy dies in prison under mysterious circumstances (think Epstein). The lawsuits quietly disappear. Jay-Z continues to fight his, with his lawyers tying it up in court until it's forgotten.

The new Marvel movies all do within expectations at the box office; Fantastic Four gets a mixed reaction. The Jurassic World sequel makes a billion, but no one remembers it a month later. Superman is a huge hit.

Chappell Roan has a public meltdown and disappears from public life.

AI makes a huge leap forward.

R34 No, it's alive.

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos have a cheating scandal.

Mark disappears from Live with Kelly and Mark and is never mentioned again.

The show is renamed Live with Kelly. Her kids serve as rotating co-hosts.

Kelly and Mark engage in a bitter, years long divorce to rival Brad and Angelina.

Michael, Lola and Joaquin change their last name to Ripa.

OP, are you channeling Patti LuPone's character on "Agatha All Along"? If so, how are you still among the living?!?

The "mass deportation" plan will fizzle nearly as badly as the Wall from Trump 1.0. Trump will deport current & former convicts & arrestees, but few others. MAGA will *not* be happy about it.

Trump's tariff plans will flop as well, at least if he tries to expand them beyond China and especially if he does so for Canada or Mexico. MAGA will 100% balk at far-higher prices for items such as "American" Whirlpool appliances (all manufactured in Mexico to save a buck, which most MAGA dipshits don't know).

Despite being helmed by James Gunn, the new "Superman" movie will bomb. The character is simply too milquetoast for the 21st century.

Luigi will inspire copycat assassinations of evil corporate CEOs, both in the US and beyond. The Republicans who've been dismissing him as a "leftist elite" will come around once he starts generating more fuck-the-rich headlines, especially if his case goes to trial in 2025 (which is unlikely, but still).

Multiple male celebrities & public figures who've come out as "bisexual" in recent years will start rushing back into heterosexuality, thanks to the Western world's sharp veer to the political right.

Finally, Trump & Elon will continue to dominate the headlines throughout 2025, but even I won't try predicting what, specifically, will happen, and in particular if or when they have a falling out. I've already said it's impossible for two egos that large to coexist in the same space for very long, so it's merely a question of how quickly it falls apart. Trump is "backing" Elon on issues like H-1B for now, but he can't be happy that Elon's getting even more press than he is nowadays, and at some point that's likely what will make him snap: he CANNOT accept the spotlight being focused on anyone but himself for very long.

What I don't think is how bad the breakup will be. Elon spent $250M when he *liked* Trump: how much will he be willing to spend to take Trump down as his de facto scorned lover? $1 billion? $10 billion? $50 billion?!?

One possible solution: Trump asking Vlad to quietly "handle it." But will he need to make the assassination look like death by natural causes?

Sorry: "What I don't KNOW" for the start of the second-to-last sentence.

Why would it need to be by natural causes when he’s a known drug addict?

The tarot poster should do dl if it’s possible to do a site rather than a person.

Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi both die. Chuck Grassley continues to live.

The return of top loading portable dishwashers!

A high profile person will transition... it's been awhile since we had one of those. I'm thinking George Santos.

Miss Lindsay will be outed for real in a major scandal.

Horrendous scandal regarding AOC!!! It's revealed that she is the product of an illicit affair between Mrs Olson and ,Juan Valdez!!!

Drones, drones, drones everywhere. Get used to it.

28,000 more Trump threads!

Trump will not become intelligent. He will repeat what his asskissers say which will get him into trouble.

Someone famous well known will commit suicide.

Clarence Thomas will be hit by a Coca Cola delivery truck.

Not Pepsi, r51?

A major world leader will die in March.

R52, I am guessing it's a wink at the Anita Hill hearings. Something about pubic hair and a can of coke.

Ukraine conflict will continue even though Dump promised his magats that he would have it all tied up by Jan 6th.

Israel will completely destroy Gaza and then annex the land.

China provokes either Japan or the Philippines into retaliating against one of their ships in the Sth China Sea and leverages that into further expanding their claims of international waters.

Predictions about politicians

-JB Pritzker has a major heart attack and resigns as governor of Illionis

-Gretchen Whitmer has another botched plastic surgery procedure and begins wearing masks to hide her disfigured face

-Nancy Mace ends up in jail for lying about being attacked by activists. In jail, she also lies about being beat up by other inmates. She is later placed in a mental hospital to never be heard from again

-Matt Gaetz dies of a drug overdose. His "adopted son" Nestor fights with Matt's trashy wife Ginger over the estate.

-Elissa Slotkin starts taking weight loss drugs and undergoes a makeover and becomes a major player in the Democratic party. Since Slotkin was previously in the CIA, she uses connections to neutralize that the far left brats like AOC and Rashida Tlaib.

A gay man will become so obsessed with Luigi Mangione that he will commit a murder in hopes of being sent to the same prison where he will (in his mind) spend the rest of his life with Luigi.

John Fetterman will a wear a graphic T and gray fleece shorts to work.

A lot of litigation.

A lot of bad feelings on Jan 20th. Trump gets inaugurated on MLK day.

On MLK Day with all flags at half-mast in honor of President Carter, R60.

Happy New Year.

These threads are always hilarious.

A major bridge or public building collapse. Somewhere in the northeast

Brendad Ickson makes her return to the world of acting…..by mistake. Some granny porn producers convince her that OnlyFans is a new production company that produces entertainment for only fans of hers.

A Luigi copycat makes an assassination attempt on another CEO, but fails.

OnlyFans gets hacked and all the claims about how much money women make on there are revealed to be bullshit. The site begins hemorrhaging users.

[quote]A gay man will become so obsessed with Luigi Mangione that he will commit a murder in hopes of being sent to the same prison where he will (in his mind) spend the rest of his life with Luigi.

If this happens, I'm assuming it will be the person once closely associated on here with the term "YUM!"?

A new pope. Dwayne Johnson will run for a political position.

US troops will be sent to another country.

There will be a backlash against Trump by Canadian citizens who will say "don't involve us in your bullshit" and won't want their country to be "the 51st state." Trump will take to Truth Social to talk about what a trashy country Canada is, how they don't deserve to be part of the "great United States," and also say the same in his speeches.

Trump will get sick. Very sick.

Trump will be assassinated in July 2025.

Holding you to that one R71-don’t let us down…

U.S. troops will be in US cities.

I have no predictions but I would be interested in yours: Which counties will Trump offer to buy/annex this year? This and china and Ukraine etc.... Which changes will we see on the world map? Optional remark: I'm old enough to remember a divided Germany and the UDSSR. People under 30 seem to believe that borders are how they always were and the thought that anything might change is outlandish. With the exception of islands, this is not the case.

Harry and Meg adopt twins.

Fire engulfs L.A.

Did those horse get out from last night?anybody?

I’m getting the impression that JD is going to either divorce his wife and get some Fox type bimbo to be seen in public with OR he doesn’t divorce, but just uses a white blind woman as a stand in for his wife at public appearances.

Like, say, for the inauguration.

A blind woman would indeed be shocking

Usha Vance will probably just be ignored by different camps in Trump land. I wouldn't be surprised if Usha ends up converting to Catholicism and the kids are baptized in the Catholic Church to "help" JD's career. They will be taking pages out of Nikki Haley and Bobby Jindal's playbooks. Nikki became a Methodist after marrying her husband and did so to have better standing in the Christian communities in South Carolina. Jindal converted to Catholicism to probably have alliances with conservative Republican Catholics in Louisiana.

I wouldn't be surprised if Usha ends up on EWTN or other conservative Catholic media outlets talking about leaving Hinduism for Catholicism and "finding Jesus".

Something about a knife and the number 28

Nobody predicted Ramaswamy dropping out of the incoming Trump administration to run for Governor of Ohio in two years,

UFO sightings and no, they're not drones.

I think Biden will die shortly after leaving office. Sadly.

The US economy will take a massive dive and Americans will be protesting Trump come summer.

Many people will come to realize that Trump wants us all (including his own voters) dead, but it will be too late for us to do anything about it. He will continue to think of new ways to make the country a living Hell for anyone who isn't a straight rich white male.

Trump will also say "Fuck the Constitution. It's just a piece of paper written by men who have been dead for hundreds of years. I make the rules now." He will refuse to leave The White House unless he is dragged out. He has plans to stay there for the rest of his life and then install one of his children as the next dictator once he is gone.

March madness this year.

Large explosion in Vietnam or South Korea.

Thanks walterh. Do you have any other predictions? I always like reading yours.

Rochester (Today Show) will leave within six months to “spend more time with his family.” I forgot his name, not his grainy voice.

R80 you are probably correct-EWTN. ‘’The other right hand of God’’. Confession here-I used to watch that before Mother Angelica died-she was a hoot! It was nostalgic for me as I was raised a somewhat happy Catholic ( before I knew the real story) and we had a much loved great aunt who was a nun.

R86 I do agree-they want us gone-dead. This morning a caller on Thom Hartmann said the same thing. Thom said no-‘’they just want us poor not dead’’. He’s very smart and plugged-in but I believe he’s wrong. Dump and friends want us dead.

Deregulation will cause other transportation disasters and twat face Sean Duffy will resign as transportation secretary before the end of the year.

Raymond Arroyo made EWTN Fox 2

Now that the plane crashed into a building ([R7]) the next plane crash will be into the sea. I think in April.

Overall, I get the feeling some people will choose violence. Whether they'll succeed is another matter.

(A man was arrested because he was able to pass through security with a gun and enter the U.S. Capitol for a tour on 1/23/2025)

Yeah it looks like Ebola might catch on and catch everyone off guard with a criminal president hiding the truth like he did with Covid.

R7, I gotta wait two fucking years for Trump to die???

R98 Unfortunately, yes. And it's going to be a miserable 2 years, too.

But these days it's much more chaotic than it used to be. Prepare for anything and everything.

I still think someone, probably on the inside, will kill Trump. Look for it to happen in the fall of 2025.

R98 that was my thought as well.

Two Years!!!

The next four years will be a legendary shitshow. It will make 2016-2020 look cute by comparison

Truly, for me anyway, the Covid era seems -NICE- I cannot believe I am saying this. I made far more money during Covid, I actually felt hopeful. The only bad sign- and I did not even use the word "Boomer" then (I was 40 in 2020) was during one of those very early supermarket trips- when things were looking REALLY bad- This was definitely March 2020- I went to the supermarket- which was primarily people in their 60's-70's- it was wall to wall. They were all supremely rude, aggressive, and I was actually fucking shocked. Just greedy, not following the "space' rules, all of it. In some weird way, it was some kind of warning of what was to come. I can't really explain it. But I remember that supermarket visit. And I was just-appalled. Their behavior scared me.

Trump will call out nation wide LOCAL Militias to take over neighborhoods. In whatever way they see fit with immunity from prosecution. Think about it- Militias are just waiting for the word-locked and loaded in every community.

Dump to shutdown all national news/internet to keep us isolated and uninformed.

USA becomes more deeply divided. Protests and demonstrations as citizens demand change.

Are there any predictions about the national protests happening tomorrow? Hoping it stays chill,. It’s the rethugs/cops I'm concerned about.

I can try to read on it later, r108.

I’m cleaning the kitchen right now

Very few Americans like Trump now and see him as insidious. He'll be gone before years end, I don't know how but it will happen.

R110, i can’t express the overwhelming joy I would feel if that happened. It would literally swallow me whole.

Trump will be gone. Even the biggest asskissers will decide he's just too dangerous. Better to miss a meal or two than let him continue.

Oh please, R110. Someone will KILL HIM.

In my fantasy mind Trump suffers a debilitating stroke while in office and has to resign. His ends wheelchair bound and loses his ability to speak. He ends up living in that condition for years and is cared for by nurses while Whorelania ends up going back to Europe.

I have to root for Dimi Moore for best actress. Long ago and far away Genievieve Bujold was my hero and find them to be similair. That's good enough for me.

R108, I read on the protest marches for the 6th.

People are scared. Duh. I think this will be not as big as we’d like, but more people will show up than we expect.

There is a lot of hope here that this March and others will be as big as they were the last time, but a lot of people who participated or planned the last marches are disappointed that we’re right back in this same shit and are just done.

It doesn’t look like like violence breaks out BUT, I gave a feeling that some stupid MAGA assholes might throw some firecrackers or the like into a crowd in a smaller city in the Midwest. Like Iowa or Illinois.

Just to scare people. No mass arrests or anything like that. The outcome card is Strength which is a good card to have here. It’s not strength that tames the lion and can close its mouth. It’s kindness.

The turnout may be disappointing and people may not feel like they accomplished much. There’s a fear of failing here, too.

If you plan to march, I would say just keep your ear to the ground for chatter. Stay aware of your surroundings, turn off your location or leave your cell in your vehicle. You know the rules.

Since I have the cards out, I decided to ask about that prick Musk over the next 30 days.

The first card that jumped out was the Hanged Man in reverse - self absorbed to the exclusion of all else.

I hate reading on him, Dump and JD because they are just gross. This guy is an epic asshole spasm. He’s so arrogant and full of himself, it’s really astonishing his giant head can fit through an ordinary door. And his head is really heavy. Like he lives in his own head.

Anyway. It seems that he had a small reversal of fortune recently. Nothing major. Interestingly, he has the strength card in the present position, but it comes as a warning to turn away from his current approach of bullying, money grubbing and charging in (king of coins reversed).

Of course, I doubt he takes that advice.

His outcome cards are the page of wands reversed and the High Priestess. This is interesting. He’s mentally unstable. Worse than I think most people realize. His drug addiction isn’t showing up (that would be the moon or the devil or queen of cups in reverse). This is something else.

And secrets yet to be revealed. Maybe his mental instability finally becomes so blatant that he loses support? Idk. But there’s mental instability and a secret here. Possibly regarding a woman or women.

To Elder lez who asked about the site - it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Literally each set of cards is opposite meaning.

In the past we have the ace of cups. Joy, new beginnings of all good things. Love and blessings. Then the tower. Boom! Destruction.

In the present we have three of cups. Joyous gatherings with friends, parties and socializing. The. The ten of swords. Stabbed in the back.

The future is oddly, the strength card in reverse and the ten of wands in reverse. Domination of the material side of life and laying down a heavy burden.

Two cards fell out. The ace of coins reversed. Some investments not working out and the 9 of swords which is anxiety and worry.

I’m not sure if those last two are about us as a collective here, but there’s mental instability rest of the cards sure pegged this place.

Geez, autocorrect, ya dumb cunt!

I didn’t say we were mentally unstable!

I said “I’m not sure if the last two cards are about us as a collective here, but it sure seems like the rest of the cards pegged this place”

Any of the astrologers have a take on the big planetary alignment coming up in March?

Astronomically, you can see them all lining up in the night sky, which is pretty cool. Several of them are visible to the naked eye, and you can see Uranus and, I think also Neptune, with binoculars.

Any stargazers have an astrological perspective on that?

Can anyone read on how long we have until the environment collapses?

You’re too late…

Wedded & Bedded

I can see Uranus r120. Arf! Arf!

I think Justin Bieber will die. Either an OD or suicide.

R115 Why did I get the name "Margaret" as I read your post?

Margaret Qualley was Demi's younger co-star in the movie she was nominated for. She was "snubbed" for a Best Supporting Actress nomination, per some movie critics.

Anyone worried about Sunday?

SuperBowl. Only that the Eagles might lose (I'm sick of Mahomes and Kelce, and the whole Taylor train).

Okay, that's good news for Demi then.

R129 I just saw a bunch of bottle rockets, so I think it'll be harmless.

I dunno, I had a flash of that 1970s flick Black Sunday in my head when I remembered Super Bowl Sunday is just around the corner.

Trump will be killed by his own allies so face can be saved and Vance can be installed as POTUS.

The Trump/Vance administration will be no better for this.

Also, Elon Musk is going to end up with his head on a stick and all of his assets will be claimed by the American people. In blue states.

[R131] Assassination

Willy dumps Katie for Bambi

RFK Jr will be assassinated or committ suicide

Hopefully his children will tie him to the roof of a car and drive him to New York for his funeral

What does it mean when I dream about a bird with a hooked beak? In the dream she sits in a bare tree with her back to me. I call to her but she igores me.

When I snap my fingers she looks back halfway but I still can't see her face.

The sun is blindingly strong.

She's a large bird, a raptor like a hawk or an eagle. Too big for an urban falcon. She has a speckled yellow breast. She whispers "LISTEN" and then flies away, her long wingspan barely missing trees and nearby buildings.

It cast large flying bird shaped shadows as it flew away.

Then I couldn't breathe and woke up. Husband told me to shaddup.

It left me feeling scared. Not of the bird, but of what it might be saying.

Hmmm, r138:

Thanks NPO

How did you feel in the dream, r138? Were you anxious? Curious? Lost?

When the bird told you to “listen”, did you hear anything?

Next time you dream of her, try to remain calm and hear what she is saying. She wanted to say something to you.

From R118

[quote] Two cards fell out. The ace of coins reversed. Some investments not working out and the 9 of swords which is anxiety and worry.

Devaluation of the dollar?

Oo, r142! That certainly fits well and would make sense, considering where things are headed.

Good call!

Thanks r141

I was anxious. I was at a place I hadn't lived in for over ten years. Was smoking a cigarette.

So, the place you lived in before, was it a happy place/time for you irl?

Were you anxious that the bird wouldn’t turn around? Anxious about the surroundings?

Guessing that this time/place in your life filled you with anxiety. Something must’ve happened recently to dig up this memory. Maybe a message from someone you associate with that place or time?

The century's storm in golden halls shall break,

When justice strikes the crown of tarnished fame,

The falcon's wings of steel begin to shake,

While fortunes built on lies dissolve in shame.

An infectious disease epidemic. Followed by the often predicted camps.

I had a strange dream in mid-November. In contrast to my other dreams, all in color, this one was in black and white, like video footage from a.camera up on a wall, surveying a somewhat bare hall way, with elevator doors on the opposite side. Preceded and followed by men in suits, Trump progresses past the doors. Suddenly, one of the suited men behind him comes up and shoots him in the back of the head. He falls, and the other men fall on the shooter in a pile.

Then I woke up.

When Trump dies in office (I still say he dies early 2027) Vance will name Mace his VP. I don't know if she'll get congressional approval, though.

R149 who did you predict would win the 2024 election?

OP Do not go into the light Carol-Ann!

R149, I think he dies earlier. I would guess by the end of winter next year.

Any predictions from Nosferatu?

^ Yes the Greens will close in on 2nd place as a party once the gop starts using its billions against the Dems.

Close in on not the same as surpass. That’s a 2027 thread.

Nosferatu is busy with la Cosa Nostra, Rose. We' re just his side hustle when he's bored.

[quote] When Trump dies in office (I still say he dies early 2027) Vance will name Mace his VP. I don't know if she'll get congressional approval, though.

Especially unlikely if Hakeem is Speaker of the House . . .

Trump won't finish his term. His batshit crazy will be unable to be concealed.

JD Vance is a horrible substitute. Pence, I could handle even if he was a holy roller.

I think Vance can be controlled as POTUS. Can’t say the same about Trump.

Civil unrest. People want change for the better.

MAGA will die.

Elon will keep wrecking the government until it blows up in his face spectacularly (i.e., damaging social security or Medicare). Dump will send him packing ("I hardly even knew the guy ..."), and Elon will overdose on ketamine or whatever.

The economy will crash by the late summer or fall. Inflation will skyrocket. It will be like the early days of the pandemic on steroids. Dump will get more unhinged as his poll numbers hit rock bottom (less than 20 percent). He will have a stroke or some other medical incident and be forced to resign prior to the 2026 elections.

It's a bleak outlook for sure

Vance is nothing more than a puppet of corporate Silicon Valley nihilist Tech Bro Peter Thiel. He will be the real power running our country, should Vance ever become POTUS.

Is it an okay time to visit the us?

I wouldn’t, r165.

There are hundreds of nicer, safer places to visit that are not the US. Canada, for one.

The Bahamas, Belize, Tahiti, Fiji, the British Virgin Islands, the Arctic, the ninth level of hell.

Those are all safer bets than the US and most of those places are maggot free.

Lisbon is looking great right about now

^ Portugal does not want us, if you are from the United States, anyway.

The Substance will win Best Picture.

Trump will own Ukraine! oh yeah- that has happened.

Datalounge becomes a target of Musk’s rats.

Nancy Mace ends up in a mental hospital.

When justice strikes the tarnished crown with might,

Through battles fierce in autumnal light,

The people's voice shall pierce the orange veil,

As ancient orders crumble, new prevail.

Trump will proclaim Gaza part of US territory, Israel will immediately start building settlements, Palestinians will turn into a state of suicide bombers, Israel's will claim victim but wont leave, US will be stuck in a greater quagmire than before. Dump will blame this on Biden. US tax payers will send 1 Trillion dollar to Israel to "help our friends". Trump will break his own record as the president who added more money to the national debt than any other Republican or Democrat in history.

The Netflix Robert De Niro limited series Zero Day will touch a lot of nerves and will even be blamed for Trump stroking out.

Really hoping the dems get it together for the mid terms

R176...

Any of you card readers see anything remotely optimistic?

I feel like everybody was foolishly optimistic for years and that’s what got us here. Nobody acknowledged that this could happen and if you brought up the possibility you were just called a troll

We were foolishly optimistic that more that 50% of Americans were not selfish raging man baby a-holes. We were wrong. Didnt matter who the Democratic candidate was, we would still have lost to this angry straight majority.

R180- You are right one the money- We were always losing this.

Barron Trump will get caught with watching porn in the class room entitled Verst Ladee of the Golden Shower.

Thanks R118

I can't believe we have tarot loons on Datalounge now. Nowhere is safe.

R184, nowhere is safe? Do you not see the title of this thread? This is like petting a pit bull that bites. You know what will happen so don’t pet the dog and don’t click on the thread!

I don't think Bernie Sanders is going to survive the year. When I was trying to do some high-level focusing on people's energy, I got that Biden would live until 2032, nothing clear on Kamala except "extreme old age", and when I asked about Bernie I got "2025" flashing in my head.

I pulled some cards last night that suggested Trump was about to make tarot reading illegal. You whores better watch yourselves.

Anyone getting a read on when Musk falls out of favor with Trump/Maga? I hear there is lots of infighting between three factions: OG MAGA, Christo-Fascist Federalist types and the techbro oligarchs. Any insight?

My feeling is that Dump turns on everyone eventually—except for two people. Dump will never turn in Putin, nor will he ever turn on Musk. Musk is financing him, I’m sure, to the tune of billions. Dump will never turn away from that kind of money.

And Putin can have him iced.

How could Putin have him taken out? Putin hasn't been able to take out any other US President. They are too well secured.

Now after he leave the WH is another thing. But why kill him then? He will be a powerless old man at that point.

I mean, Putin hasn't even been able to take out Zelensky, who's been travelling all over the glove in the international spotlight for two entire years now.

Vlad is a bit hopeless, imo. If he didn't have a huge country with resources behind him, he'd be a failed dictator.

glove = globe in r191

R190, supposedly the assassination attempt in Butler was Putin showing Dump he could get to him.

It's not that Trump won't finish his term, it's that I feel that he won't finish this year.

Good question, r188.

I may ask the cards later.

If the tarot popo haven’t run me in by then.

R188, I asked your question and got an interesting answer. This may be a bit long so the tl;dr version is yes. There may some trouble in paradise. For some odd reason, Leon feels like he is running out of time for whatever it is he’s trying to do.

The reading - I had three cards fall out and I did a full Celtic cross, so that’s 13 cards total. Appropriate, no?

The three cards that fell out are the 2 coins, the Magician and the 7 of wands. Juggling the money, trying to manifest or manipulate something and embattled. That’s pretty accurate overall.

The situation is knight of cups crossed by the 6 of cups. The 6 of cups pretty much always shows up when reading on the GQP as they are obsessed with the 1950s and want to return to that era. That’s the card if nostalgia.

They are waxing all emotional about the past. Still. The base of the matter is the 8 of swords reversed. These people feel like they have finally removed the restrictions on their smash and grab abs are free to do as they please.

Moving out is the Queen of Coins. A steady, feminine energy. Detail oriented, methodical. That’s leaving. How things should be done.

Sitting atop the situation is the ace of wands. A new beginning (probably getting rid of the methodical and steady) to replace with this new, burn it down energy.

Now, here is where it gets interesting. Up until now, they have been moving. Coming into the picture is the Wheel of Fortune reversed. The rug gets pulled out from under them. Their fortunes reverse. That’s moving in.

Card 7 (their fears) is the Hanged Man. The meaning of the card is surrender to a higher power. Make of that what you will.

Card 8 (opinion of others) is the 6 of wands reversed - defeat. Victory denied. I mean, duh

Card 9 (what they want) is Judgement reversed. Probably literally but the card meaning is fear of death and failure to find happiness. Odd for that to be a desire, unless it’s to deny US happiness?

The last card is the outcome - 4 of coins reversed. Loss of earthy possessions, delay, obstacles, loss of money. Well, now.

When, I cannot say. If I had to guess, it would be within the next three months. The why is pretty obvious. Money.

Either Leon causes a hit to the stock market with his bullshit or he causes some sort of financial panic, but it has to do with losing money.

It doesn’t seem to have anything to do with court cases. I didn’t have anything that would lead me to think the courts cause this. It’s all about $$$.

Like I said, HE is looking for something and he feels like he’s running out of time and he hasn’t found it. I hope to hell he doesn’t, either.

It won’t take longer than three months, though, I don’t believe.

Thanks r196, hopeful musk will burnout quickly

R196 : > Card 9 (what they want) is Judgement reversed. Probably literally but the card meaning is fear of death and failure to find happiness. Odd for that to be a desire, unless it’s to deny US happiness?

Elmo and other CEOs have expressed a desire for 40% unemployment rate. That's literally what they're trying to do here so yes, it's like the death of the American job. It may sound odd to us, but they want to be able to pay even highly technical workers minimum wage - or less.

How about Voodoo dolls-anyone?

Makes sense. Thanks, Walter.

walterh, what's supposed to replace job incomes then? a national income scheme? how very marxist/socialist of them.

No, r29, they want us to starve.

Think 1300s Europe pre plague with most people chained to the land and their feudal lord. Living in stick houses and dying by 30.

Disease rampant, not enough food for everyone EXCEPT them. Surrounded by their private armies entrenched in their manor houses.

The rest of us half starved, poor, sick and uneducated. That’s what they want.

R201 They literally DO NOT CARE ABOUT US. There won't be a national income or social security or whatever. The only thing that's going to matter is rich people and the amount of money they have.

R196 Thanks for your reading. I interpret the Ace of Wands as a new beginning but this comes with some type of unquestionable and clear communication, and from a higher power. This could be the US senate or Supreme Court or some international body like NATO or World Court in The Hague or something. Heck, it could be the aliens. But whatever it is will definitely thwart Trump and Elon.

From golden tower the faithless two descend,

Through halls of power their poison slowly creeps,

While Justice sleeps and Truth they seek to bend,

The eagle's nest in flames of chaos weeps.

A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,

And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,

And the dry stone no sound of water. Only

There is shadow under this red rock,

(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),

And I will show you something different from either

Your shadow at morning striding behind you

Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;

I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

Don't Hesitate

by Mary Oliver

If you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy, don’t hesitate. Give in to it. There are plenty of lives and whole towns destroyed or about to be.

We are not wise, and not very often kind. And much can never be redeemed. Still, life has some possibility left. Perhaps this is its way of fighting back, that sometimes something happens better than all the riches or power in the world. It could be anything, but very likely you notice it in the instant when love begins. Anyway, that’s often the case.

Anyway, whatever it is, don’t be afraid of its plenty. Joy is not made to be a crumb.

Thanks, r204. Let’s hope so.

Everyone seems to scared to do anything atm.

How is Clint Eastwood?

Old, r209.

Trump will push his agenda too far and NY and CA will withhold their federal tax dollars, leading to a military intervention.

Does anyone remember WAY Back during Trump’s first run that DL’er Oracle said the US would have to ho through some bad shit around 2024/2025 to be reborn in an enlightened era for-art/tech etc, and that we would end up eventually as nation states? I remember screen shotting those predictions, I’m going to see if I still have them.

I do-, however I think your memory /anticipation is slightly clouded.. I do not see 2025 having any signs of hope..

I always. wonder why he left us--

I'd be interested in reading them, r212.

R212, please link to them if you find them from your screenshots. We could use some good positivity.

I remember, r212.

I was thinking about that last night, but I couldn't remember the years they mentioned.

I found one of the links on the wayback machine but it ends abruptly. Spme Oracle posts at the end. i’ll keep sleuthing

Fuck. From 2018?

We’ve been so dragged since then. Seems like a million years ago.

Thanks, r217.

2019 Predictions part two had some interesting tidbits

Poetry is pointless.

No room for poetry here-take that shit off line.

R213 Wonder why he left us? It's because of the abuse handed out here. Sure, it's not everyone that's a dick, but there are enough of them that it makes people think twice before posting.

Hi Walter, based on my recollection NO ONE fucked with Oracle- he was quite loved! (I could be wrong)

R223 The general abuse doesn't have to be aimed at one person for it to affect ALL people.

Walter- THIS is I understand. Good point-

I always looked forward to Oracle's posts, but yes there were people who IMO treated him like crap. I do recall him saying he was burned out, so hopefully he's just taking a break.

I thought oracle left because some called him/her anti-trans. I always appreciated the readings.

Stuff it, Phillis

In the year of double fives, when the wigs are snatched and the tea is spilled, The towers of power shall wobble in their heels, and the mighty shall trip on their own gowns. A great squabble will shake the lands of the eagle, and the old lion will clutch his pearls. The serpent will sashay forth, whispering sweet nothings, but honey, we’ve heard it all before.

The East shall rise with a dramatic reveal, while the North clutches its pearls in scandal. A great kingdom of glass will crack under the weight of its own reflections, And the world will gasp as the masked queen shows her true face. But fear not, for the house mother of time always has a backup plan.

From the ashes of drama, a fierce new era shall strut its way in. The fools will still bicker, the jesters will still shade, But the people—oh, the people—shall sashay away from fear and twirl toward the light. For even in the darkest lip-sync battle, the beat must go on, the heels must stay high, And in the end, the sun will rise like the ultimate glow-up.

I see Nostradammit has gifted us with some new suziquatrains!

My own pre DICKtion is that a major world leader seated next to President Trump will be caught on microphone exclaiming "My God, it STINKS!!" And cameras will catch images of brown stuff oozing out of Trump's pants.

I want r230s prediction to come true

Within four years, Rump will offer up Alaska to Putin for 10 trillion dollars. The deal will go through and most of the money will land squarely in rump and his cronies coffers and none in the US treasury

Rump will have US troops train with Russian troops, blurring the US/Russian line further

Musk is here to stay. The DOGE firings, etc are considered a smashing success by Rump

I don’t see rump dying anytime soon. In fact, he’ll live well into his 90s (unfortunately)

I feel were (as a county) was destined for this to come to fruition, and we will be in a holding pattern for a long time

Of course, nothing stays the same forever, but what that looks like, I can’t see clearly

R232, if Trump gives up Alaska, he loses out on all of the oil that he's hungry to drill for ("Drill, Baby Drill), so I don't see that part of your prediction happening. The rest, sadly, is possible.

I truly fear for Greenland after today. What's to stop Trump from sending several US naval ships to dock off-cost, and declare it "annexed". There aren't many people living there to protest, and Denmark has much smaller armed forces.

Anyone pick up on anything regarding this?

Yes, I can feel that happening r234

I also see rump renaming a state or maybe DC with his name. (State of Trump)

I can't wait to see US troops land in the Ukraine to fight on Russia's side.

R236. I think you’re being sarcastic. I think.

I hope so.

This summer, Leon is gonna get FAT. Fatter than he was in those shirtless yacht photos.

Jupiter is going to hit his sun so he’s going to blow up real good.

Too fat to be believed

State Funeral.

For the USA or in the USA, R240?

Justin Bieber will OD.

Leon?

I am sure that has already happened multiple times R242

Got hit with an "I-20 - DANGER" vision overnight. I-20 is a highway that stretches from the East Coast to the Mexican border.

Any of our seers have input on anything going on with the eclipse happening overnight/tomorrow?

Trump won't finish his second term. Be it death or something else, I don't know but I can feel it.

[R247] That's how I feel about Don too. No way he makes it past 2026. Our eyeliner wearing closeted fag millennial VP will be fun to laugh at when he's president

Oh dear God not Vance for President. I can see people rioting now.

There’s been pretty horrible dust storms lately, all around the I-10 corridor. They’ve closed it off completely last week because of the dust storms.

Four horsemen

Four horsemen

Three white horses

Within 4 years, rump will reduce or eliminate native Americans land.

R252 no way, people love the casinos.

Tarot on Trump & Co during this eclipse

Ur gonna eat my ass

A sitcom star of the 80s will die soon. I don’t see drugs but it is sudden and unexpected

[quote]A sitcom star of the 80s will die soon. I don’t see drugs but it is sudden and unexpected

I hope it’s not Shelley Long but it’s very been worried about her for awhile

**I’ve been worried (damn autocorrect)

The 80s sitcom star will be that cunt Sandy Duncan.

Can I make a suggestion?

[quote] Can I make a suggestion? —Tracy Gold

Only if you stop saying the theme music to MY SHOW sounds like Robert Guillaume farting.

I was listening to this Vedic astrologer, and he was talking about Raju conjunction Uranus in April and how that can mean assassin attempts, and it popped into my head that pock faced Thiel may be taken out by a jilted lover.

That would be very shocking and unexpected.

A beloved Oscar winner will die after an extended bout with dementia. This will be a really tough one to process.

Diane Keaton ^^

Carly Simon, r263?

A young Democratic elected official will die unexpectedly.

R263 -- Joanne Woodward

R254 Mike Pence is Queen of Pentacles? She's Ukraine.

Bereginya holds a significant role in Slavic mythology as a guardian and protector of nature and the home.

She is closely associated with the elements of water, trees, and vegetation, symbolizing the interconnectedness between humans and the natural world.

She's got a big monument in Kyiv.

This is a long term prediction

Having lots of money (Elon, Kardasian, influencers and all the fancy shit) will fall completely out of favor with young people. Sorta of like the 60s, but of course not exactly the same.

Rap music will lose its stronghold on the youth. Not sure how this new form of music will be like - maybe a form of old time folk music

The tech business will die a long slow death. Google will be the new IBM, with constant layoffs and offshoring to cheaper countries. . Apple will be the only company that stays relevant

Housing (buying/rentals) will become more and more expensive. Of course, not a surprise to anyone. Tennessee and Arkansas (very low cost states) will become the hot new states to move.

MAGA, sadly, will be around for a long time. The stronghold it has not only on old foolish boomers, but older millennial white men will not diminish anytime soon .

*meant Mississippi not Tennessee

[R263] it pains me to even say this, but my gut guess is cher.

R263 I get Goldie Hawn

A question for the psychics on DL, if an evil person is causing actual harm to others, can another person/or people do something to reflect their evil back at them?

R275, I think you could, damn I wish I knew how. We know who we’d like to use it for.

Yes r275 curse them

I put a binding on fucking turtle back in 2019.

It was just to prevent him from hurting people since he seemed hell bent on doing as much destruction as possible.

r263, I think it is Jack Nicholson and I, for one, will not find it hard to take.

A female Democrat from the Midwest (not Gretchen Whitmer) will start to gain more promience in the media.

Maybe Mallory McMorrow R280

Hillary Scholten, the dorky-looking Congresswoman from Michigan seems to have undergone some kind of makeover and has ditched her dorky glasses. She's plotting something.

[quote] A sitcom star of the 80s will die soon. I don’t see drugs but it is sudden and unexpected

It will be Rhea Perlman.

Was Dump in a sitcom in the 80s? Please tell me he was!

Btw, has anyone done a reading, pendulum or tarot, on what will happen to this motherfucker? I saw a few upthread, but the more the merrier.

Does anyone feel that there might be more air traffic tragedies?

Will there be anything that happens to give those of us not worshipping the orange demon hope?

[quote] Maybe Mallory McMorrow [R280]

McMorrow was on The Daily Show and MSNBC this past week. A couple of McMorrow hired political consultant Lis Smith. I know Lis has plenty of haters, but I think she's pretty savvy and will help McMorrow get a lot of media attention. McMorrow is also pals with Tim Miller from The Bulwark, he's probably going to train her on how to win over some Republican or Independent voters. McMorrow seems a decent person and not an arrogant showboat like AOC.

Any updates this week? Did anyone predict JDVance killing the pope?

Woody Allen dies in his 90s

Given that he turns 90 this November, r289, that's not much of a prediction.

I predict he'll die.

He'll either die sooner or later, but he'll die.

Anyone have feelings about May? Personally I’m feeling alot of anticipation/dread in the air, like a culmination of some sort is heading our way.

Hmm r291 your gift is frightening.

When May's full moon rises o'er marble halls,

The eagle's wings fold as markets fall,

From East to West the scales unbalanced lie,

A crown once golden turns to common clay.

Trump croaks on Air Force One on the way back from the Pope’s funeral. It’s like something out of Succession. Ivanka is the one to make the announcement on the ground. “Daddy’s dead.”

Hah, would that be special r295?

Did all the psychics leave?

Maybe Walter h will chime in?

We've had a few really good psychics here over the years, but unfortunately the DL braying mob has driven them away. I wish they'd come back and ignore the haters.

[quote]We've had a few really good psychics here over the years, but unfortunately the DL braying mob has driven them away.

Well done, DL braying mob!

The bloated prince with gold-laden hand,

Bows at the tomb of the humble and wise.

Death’s unseen strike he doth not withstand,

Falls as the crowd looks on in surprise.

I honestly do think Trump might not make it back from the Pope’s funeral alive, either bynatural causes or by assassination.

[quote]We've had a few really good psychics here over the years, but unfortunately the DL braying mob has driven them away.

Oh, you mean like fucking Oracle, who insisted Trump wouldn't last one year in office? Then changed his prediction to half his term, then his full term? And then called me clueless when I said he wasn't going anywhere? There's a good reason he doesn't post here anymore, it's because he was full of bullshit. Not that his numerous sycophants ever cared, they were too high on the hope of it all. We all cope in our own ways, I guess.

I correctly guessed something yesterday, try me.

Trump will not finish the current term.

The most accurate predictions I’ve see. Are from good astrologers

Nancy Mace will be accused of sexual harassment by a family relative who is trans.