My favorite escort just increased his price for 25%!

Ask for the octogenarian discount.

I told him that I am in my late 50s.

'dear scum sucking leech on society, I hope this email finds you well'

Do you happen to have any jelly or jam in the house?

So 300.00 to 375.00?

Why R4?

Close, R5.

what's an extra 78 cents OP, live it up!

I think he is pricing himself out of the market. I mean he’s not getting any younger….

Late 50’s is close to death. Life is too short. Snort that coke off his peen!

Masterbating is free.

He doesn’t believe you R2. He’s seen your balls.

Do what R1 suggests.

For R6:

R13 he has a bit of that Andrew Cunanan attitude, so I am afraid that tipping him with jam might set something off.

Fork over the dough

[quote]Masterbating is free.

So is spellcheck.

Do t try to haggle that would be a huge turnoff

He’s likely thinking that even if he loses a chunk of clients, he’s doing a lot less putting out for the same income so why not charge more. And he can bring in newbies at the higher price. Why fuck 5 guys for 1x when you can fuck 4 guys for 1.25x and earn the same.

Has he at least started a Frequent Fucker Program where you can earn miles (well--inches) by being a repeat customer?

Call your second-favorite escort.

Ask him if you can request him on layaway, OP (?!).

I just went through this with my cleaning lady. Got a new one who does better work for less than the original amount. There’s a lesson in here somewhere.

And what expenses is he taking about? I pay for the hotel, the Ubers, the supplies…

Non-negotiable? Must be a major hottie, huh?

That’s hard to give up but what’ve you got to lose? He clearly thinks you’re hooked and is safe making demands. If he’s right, pay up. If he’s wrong, make an insultingly low counter-offer and don’t let him see you cry when he leaves.

[quote]My favorite escort just increased his price for 25%!

Please do not use the DL for ESL practice, Mumboy.

And oh, dear.

Pay him, it's his job.

You can afford me easily if you don't mind a plane ride.

[quote]And what expenses is he taking about? I pay for the hotel, the Ubers, the supplies…

.... the antibiotics ...

You might consider selling all or part of your Marie Osmond doll collection, OP!

Hire him, pay him cash for his old rate, offer him an Aldi gift card for the balance of his new rate.

What are you paying? A local former Marine Master Sargent who’s “straight, curious” offers a 90 minute massage for $200.00. I asked if a happy ending was included and he said I’d have to tip well. I could budget this monthly. What is a good tip? $100.00?

Ask him if you can pay through Klarna.

Clearly, OP, he knows his value in the current market. If you don't want to, or can't, pay the new rate then you simply have to take your business elsewhere, or use him less frequently. What's to discuss?

[quote]Ask him if you can afford him on layaway, OP

[Gay, grown-up versions of Kyle, Stan and Cartman] Look Kenny, an escort even YOU can afford!

Do you have a skill you can barter? Maybe prepare his taxes, cut his hair… wash his car?

Delete his number in your phone, your profile photo will disappear on his device, then wait. He’ll think you’ve opted out and I bet he’ll be in touch with the original price offered. Mind games.

What are you to do? Stop being a whore hopper.

Go to a bar and meet someone the traditional way. Daddies are very popular now.

He knows he’s found a sucker. You’re paying his rate, Uber, hotel, supplies. I’m scared to hear what you give for a Christmas present. You need to cut the cord OP.

Cheap at half the price OP. Who else would have sex with you?

Links and peen pics or this never happened.

That approximates his look.

You can't just watch some porn and have a wank R31?

Skip a week.

I mean....does he accept AARP or FF miles?

Ask if you can pay through Rakuten!

He should have increased it for 10 percent and then another 15 percent after the election. 25% really results in a sticker shock.

Should I get a lawyer involved like this guys suggest?

[quote]What am I to do? I really like him.

Like your grocery budget 25% less?

This thread is useless without photos, OP.

Clearly we need a photo, or a link to his profile, to make a complete assessment.

OP, are you typing from a Milwaukee DoubleTree Inn? Are you from the South? Are you secretly jealous of and critical of JD Deborah Vance's eye makeup application? Does your last name describe a particular kind of CRACKER?

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Is OP Matt Schlapp?

Leave a scathing Google review.

But seriously....where are the photos?

[quote]A local former Marine Master Sargent

Oh, dear.

Dick Sargent?

Us his dick 25% bigger? Will he look 25% hotter? Will he fuck 25% better?

If the answer to ANY of these questions is no, kick his ass to the curb and find a new whore.

You can Google Review Escorts R53?

I'd ask the guys at company for men if they have also been charged more. Maybe he only upped it for you because it's more work to have sex with you.

Is there an AARP discount?

No, but there's a Groupon.

Have one last safe hurrah, knowing you're saying goodbye to him.

He doesn't have to know. He'll figure it out later.

You do know it’s customary to leave a tip, right OP?

Also, not your usual 10%.

[quote] That approximates his look.

OH MY GOD!! Kill it before it spreads!

Perhaps if you proposed marriage, he would accept and then stop charging you (within the bonds of matrimony.)

The little minx is playing hardball!

I am worried that if I proposed marriage I would have to reveal my finances. I am not exactly wealthy. I am largely retired but make a little extra money at Costco.

Look - you have a job. That’s all that matters!

Does Costco sell engagement rings? Do you get a discount?

You gon pay 25% more for that ass. That’s what u gon do. Let’s not kid ourselves here.

Pieces of chore from a crack pipe can be fashioned into an engagement ring in minutes, OP.

Propose!