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Mom and I used to make prank phone calls together

We always had a good time and felt like we’d been to therapy afterwards. We never fought. We got all of our frustrations out on the people we call bombed.

by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2024 2:44 AM

Is this thread yours as well?

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by Anonymousreply 1May 22, 2024 8:45 PM

It is, Muriel r1

by Anonymousreply 2May 22, 2024 8:51 PM

We had a lot of class with the exception of us making prank phone calls.

by Anonymousreply 3May 22, 2024 8:52 PM

Mom and I attended church every Sunday. Making prank and obscene phone calls was our sin time

by Anonymousreply 4May 22, 2024 11:15 PM

We would keep people on a phone call by refusing to hang up for hours on end. Fiber optic upgraded landlines ended our fun.

People would cuss, cry, plead, cuss, threaten us etc to hang up.

by Anonymousreply 5May 23, 2024 10:45 PM

Hey, OP… for gosh darn sakes, let Prince Albert out of the can!

by Anonymousreply 6May 23, 2024 10:49 PM

You sound like an utter asshole r5.

by Anonymousreply 7May 23, 2024 11:24 PM

R7 thx

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2024 12:04 AM

R7 you sound bovine

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2024 12:04 AM

[Quote] We had a lot of class with the exception of us making prank phone calls.

No need to even mention that, it’s self-evident!

by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2024 12:15 AM

R10 eat a big glob of cheese and butter

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2024 12:40 AM

"We had a lot of class with the exception of us making prank phone calls."

Did you wear pearls and white gloves while making the prank phone calls, OP / R3? Did you accuse your victims of using the wrong forks? Call them "Muffy" in a suggestive tone of voice?

by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2024 12:44 AM

LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN' WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 13May 24, 2024 12:49 AM

Did you ever call that fucking whore Dottie Hinkle?

by Anonymousreply 14May 24, 2024 12:51 AM

R12 mom and I were like Serial Mom r13

We about laughed our asses off when that movie came out because it was basically our life on the silver screen

by Anonymousreply 15May 24, 2024 12:52 AM

Beverly does it best

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by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2024 12:54 AM

I miss the days before caller ID when prank phone calls were both entertainment and an art.

by Anonymousreply 17May 24, 2024 1:03 AM

My mother listened in on us on the other side of the door, hoping to burst in on us misbehaving, but she gave herself away, snorting and trying to hold the laughter when we asked Mr Wood if he still shits sawdust.

Mr Wood was the neighborhood crabby old man.

by Anonymousreply 18May 24, 2024 1:58 AM

Good for you, Little Edie! Do you and Mother work for the Celestial Telephone Company now!?

by Anonymousreply 19May 24, 2024 2:18 AM

“This is Jews for Jesus, we’re raising money for Israel. Is this the home of Dee Ann Plorable?”

by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2024 2:44 AM
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