My mom used to prank call my grandma

Was your gramma a rancid narcissistic bitch, OP?

Yes

"Hello Operator? I want that call traced. What do you mean 'what call'? The one recently imposed on me. It was a direct threat from a clearly unbalanced person, and I want them tracked down and prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Now kindly do what I say or I'll have your job. My husband is a very influential person in this town. We will not be harassed by degenerates, do you hear me? Oh, just connect me with your Supervisor!"

Sure, Jan.

You and your mother should be beaten with a car aerial.

Is your grandmothers name Dottie Hinkle?

OP you post this rather frequently. Pehaps. you should either seek a competent mental health professional or smoke copious amounts of pot. DL ain't the place for "a healing vibe."

You make up a lot of stupid threads, OP. How sad.

Did you ever ask her why she did that? You’re mother was either very young and immature, or perhaps a free spirit and a little irreverent. What else did she do? Was she a fun mom? My mom was such fun until my uncle died and her sense of fun did too, only to be seen again on rare occasions.

Serial Mom!

My mom nurtured my weird behavior

Sounds traumatic, OP. It's probably best you were adopted.

I used to prank this woman I knew at her store every day. She was a bitch and I’d call her and yell “fuck you” wait for her response and depending on what she said, hang up. Sometimes she’d say “who is this”? Sometimes she’d cuss back which pissed me off and entertained me at the same time. I’d roll around on my bed laughing after each call.

I would never place a call from a private home. Have your au pair girl do it, from a pay phone in the village.

Perhaps you mother was named "Jan" and your grandmother was named "Marcia' or they were both nasty cunts?

People who prank others have the lowest form of intelligence and humor.

Doesn't this belong in a "Tell Me Your Mon Was A Psycho, Without Saying She Was A Psycho" Thread?

Dl responses rock!

Has anyone attempted a prank phone call in the last few years?

I miss my grandma

Maybe your mom was just letting Grandma know her story was on.

Zsa Zsa Gabor called a mattress store to prank them. Look it up on YouTube - hilarious.

My mom had a mean side.

[quote]you should either seek a competent mental health professional or smoke copious amounts of pot

Stick with the weed. The other is a rara avis indeed.

I have a visceral reaction to the BB theme

Especially the end of show closing

6/10

Listen here, you bitch you! Don’t you call this number ever again! You hear?!

Is your Grandma still living? Did your Grandma ever find out who your pranking her? Did it upset your grandma meaning your Mom must have gotten results if she kept pranking her. Sad.

Lighten up r29. We all got over it. Grandma died in 2010.

R30 us, lighten, up? Laughing my ass off. You type this crazy thread on more than one occasion I think it is time you let it go and moved on? Leave us, DL, out of your mess.

The Queen of Outer Space

Ma Bell is making a comeback

The end instrumental Brady Bunch music is even more stupid sounding than the opening

Please help me. I’m a divorced woman.

Hi, I’m a winner

"The call is coming from inside the family!"

R19, Not outbound. But when I do receive the inbound scam or telemarketer I fuck with them. Pretend I am hard of hearing and make them shout, or English is not my first language, or "hold on while I put my dogs outside, they are jumping all over me" then set the phone down and come back 5 minutes later (sometimes they are still on hold)- if that happens I say "Wait, I hear someone at the front door- hold the line , please" and repeat.

I put the phone in my ass

I’m sitting here reminiscing over old times.

My mom and I driving by grandma’s house while she’s outside watering her flowers. Windows down, hurling obscenities like FUCK YOU! YOU! ROTTEN BITCH!

I have a feeling that op is also the Slap Troll.

I feel sad for little OP, crying over this bizarre behavior of supposed adults. Even if OP is somehow now a fully-formed rancid cu-…um, well, in any case, I’m sorry you dealt with this, OP. Or didn’t.

She dayed.

Maybe she knew that your grandmother was more of a “Partridge Family” type gal and she was taunting her.

R19 nobody answers a number they don't recognize. The days of prank calling are over.

Should have been the Alice theme song. A different season's Linda Lavin interpretation each day.

Bwam bwam bwam bwam bwowww.

I don’t know anything about slap trolling! All I know is my life!

One time my mom broke into her house and overturned her office desk