[quote]Lizzo quit the music industry in a shock post on Friday.
Link in next post because I can't remember which periodicals Muriel is pissed off at this week.
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[quote]Lizzo quit the music industry in a shock post on Friday.
Link in next post because I can't remember which periodicals Muriel is pissed off at this week.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 3, 2024 8:49 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 30, 2024 1:38 AM |
Now she has more time to focus on her legal issues.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 30, 2024 1:48 AM |
Waffle Houses everywhere are flying their flags at half mast.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 30, 2024 1:49 AM |
She exhausts me.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 30, 2024 1:49 AM |
Translation: Feel sorry for me and gimme more attention
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 30, 2024 1:51 AM |
She should try Ozempic.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 30, 2024 1:51 AM |
A musical flash in the pan.
Or deep fryer
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 30, 2024 1:52 AM |
'My character being picked apart by people who don't know me and disrespecting my name.'
She has a point. But very thin-skinned. Also she's fallen into stereotyped tropes: 'My character being picked apart by people who don't know me and disrespecting my name.'
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 30, 2024 1:53 AM |
Sounds like something that dumb junkie cunt Teacake would write, R8. And we all know how much he lies.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 30, 2024 1:55 AM |
I'm all for body positivity but she's simply too fat. It's not healthy. I'm sure she gets a scary lecture every time she goes to the doctor.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 30, 2024 1:57 AM |
She uses an LP as a tortilla chip.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 30, 2024 1:58 AM |
If she's not serious and is only saying it because she wants the world to beg her not to quit, it's going to be awkward:
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 30, 2024 2:05 AM |
She can now focus on what she does best. Eating.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 30, 2024 2:06 AM |
Good bye, get out!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 30, 2024 2:22 AM |
And she just performed for the Joe Biden fundraiser last night!
I bet Bill Clinton tried to feel her up.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 30, 2024 2:24 AM |
The retirement will be brief, she'll soon be recording again with a new album, "Ol' Brown Eyes Is Back".
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 30, 2024 2:36 AM |
Oh, honey, she's only got one brown eye, and it's extremely brown due to the limitation of her reach.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 30, 2024 2:38 AM |
But if she quits music, who will delight audiences everywhere with the sounds of the jazz flute?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 30, 2024 2:41 AM |
"yazz floot"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 30, 2024 2:42 AM |
She quilts? Figures she'd choose a hobby that doesn't burn calories.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 30, 2024 2:45 AM |
Liza has said that she will step in and fulfill all the remaining music commitments.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 30, 2024 2:47 AM |
Maybe she’s going back to college to earn her degree in flauting.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 30, 2024 2:52 AM |
She's going back to her one true love - HVAC maintenance and air conditioner repair.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 30, 2024 2:54 AM |
"I'm starting to feel like the world doesn't want me in it."
You performed for the most powerful man on earth mere HOURS ago, but it's still not enough. What an egomaniacal monster.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 30, 2024 2:57 AM |
Beware of ham samiches.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 30, 2024 2:59 AM |
[quote] "I'm starting to feel like the world doesn't want me in it."
Because you have your own orbit.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 30, 2024 2:59 AM |
R26 = Al Bundy
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 30, 2024 3:02 AM |
She wants to concentrate on her next film project:
MAMMY: The Hattie McDaniel Story
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 30, 2024 3:04 AM |
And sales of the Wendy’s triple just plummeted.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 30, 2024 3:05 AM |
It’s because of the new fast food worker minimum wage, OP. She found out she can make more money as a fry cook in California, at least until the robots take over.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 30, 2024 3:34 AM |
You all need to try harder. None of your posts are funny so far. Try again.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 30, 2024 3:38 AM |
R31- a fat enby
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 30, 2024 3:41 AM |
Hi Lizzo @ R31. Thanks for confirming you’re a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 30, 2024 3:43 AM |
She’s sensitive, insecure, and constantly a victim. This isn’t the first time she’s said this, I don’t know why it’s being picked up by the news.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 30, 2024 3:52 AM |
[quote] She’s sensitive, insecure, and constantly a victim.
So pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 30, 2024 3:55 AM |
She's probably going to try her hand at acting, or become a talk show host.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 30, 2024 4:09 AM |
L’eggo my E’ggo!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 30, 2024 4:10 AM |
For someone who clearly appreciates your privacy and regular girl ways... You're sending mixed messages, Miss L
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 30, 2024 4:13 AM |
How can anyone write that Lizzo showed off her abs with a straight face? And I'm sure the pay isn't great. So many jobs I'd do before allowing myself to write blatant trash like that just because the "celebrity" said it. Pathetic!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 30, 2024 4:21 AM |
Like a trussed turkey on Thanksgiving.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 30, 2024 4:23 AM |
What is this person famous for? Seriously. I've heard her name but have no clue what she does except be fat.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 30, 2024 4:42 AM |
Did she quit eatin? Oops… why do I do that?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 30, 2024 5:34 AM |
Good. Now get thee to a desert island and stop talking about yourself, you conceited, self-important and harassing bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 30, 2024 5:38 AM |
35 years old and her tits are as saggy as a woman twice her age.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 30, 2024 5:41 AM |
r45 = Cloris Leachman
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 30, 2024 11:48 AM |
I hope she gets appropriately medicated.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 30, 2024 3:29 PM |
We all know it’s Ozempic + surgeries to remove excess skin. She’ll be back in a year or so, depending on how hungry for attention she is.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 30, 2024 4:33 PM |
[quote]I bet Bill Clinton tried to feel her up.
R15, unless he had a foam hand like the one below, I doubt he could have done so.
Also, Lizzo is 20 years too old for him. 😏
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 30, 2024 4:40 PM |
R41 is that her?! Lol
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 30, 2024 5:46 PM |
She is so fat you guys.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 30, 2024 8:49 PM |
Beg mE! - Lizzo
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 31, 2024 12:02 AM |
Lizzo says 𝐈 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 !
I'm not giving up music. ‘I quit giving any negative energy attention’
What a relief
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 3, 2024 6:49 AM |
Ive ust started writing my classic American novel...Moby Lizzo. Her blubber can fuel a city like Provincetown for a month.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 3, 2024 7:15 AM |
I thought she'd quit showing us her saggy tits.
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