One word: Wow

This info is at least four years old. Did you just come out of a coma?

Misogynoir!

Why not? Elle Fanning was busy.

We had a hilarious thread on this a few years ago.

OMG!

Why hire Julia Roberts when they can get Taraji P. Henson for a LOT less.

This is terrific casting.

Silly Teacake.

I've already filmed the sequel where I play a vivacious Sojourner Truth holding on to a secret from my past that will haunt my future.

[quote]We had a hilarious thread on this a few years ago.

Indeed!

This is brand new information! Wow!

Put an afro wig on me and paint my skin dark and I'll be nominated for an Oscar! I can relate to this character and all she's been through!

Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman having an affair with Abraham Lincoln portrayed by Huell

Threads like this have convinced me that Teacake isn’t a day under 60. He’s our new Bill Taylor.

Ahistorical color blind casting only works in the one direction.

R13 Only wayyyy more desperate for attention

All I find online is "a Hollywood studio executive once suggested". No name is given. It's hard for me to decide if this was a joke in poor taste or something that the studio came up with for publicity. I doubt anyone ever considered actually casting her for the role for even one second.

R6 😂 😆. You are a brilliant ass cunt. Real talk that shit was funny as hell.

[quote]Ahistorical color blind casting only works in the one direction.

Yes, like when white actors were once cast as Native Americans and Asians.

Paul Mooney told this joke years ago but Meryl was playing Harriet.

I remember the motley list of actors considered for "Superman" (1978). Dustin Hoffman?

Imagine Julia Roberts on a $20 bill!

Just a certainly has the range but I think Johnny Depp could do even better.

OMG that original Let's Be Julia... thread is fucking hysterical. I am reading it now laughing my ass off.

Lena Dunham as Mammy had me howling.

[quote]I'm Fabreeze, the flaming gay stereotype and sidekick of Harriet who helps her get the slaves out of the South. "Oooh girl, it is SO DARK in these woods. Let's rest for a minute, 'cause my ass is BEAT!"

Some of the best lines are from redlined trolls.

I never thought the Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman joke was based on something that really happened. Damn

colorblind casting!

[quote]I’m the Sixpence None the Richer song playing as Tubman’s love interest — a hunky slave torn between staying behind and protecting his family or escaping to freedom up North and a new life — and Julia walk hand in hand through the cotton field.

😂 😂 😂

They should have done it years ago with Liza.

Judy beat her to it, R29.

R16 Why? Ben Kingsley had played Gandhi in the 80’s, I don’t see why a white producer would have thought it would be crazy for Julia as Harriet in the 90’s.

White people act like it’s so crazy and ridiculous as if whitewashing and blackface were mythical delusions black people made up.

[quote] OMG!

Dyatlov right?

R31 Ben Kinglsey was half Indian. His birth name was Krishna Pandit Bhanji.

When can we do something about those Japanese kabuki players in their racist whiteface?

Hey if Aquaman, Catwoman & Nick Fury can be black then...

Oops — Ben Kingsley is still alive. My bad!

[quote]Hey if Aquaman, Catwoman & Nick Fury can be black then...

They’re imaginary characters, R35. Sea otters could play them and it wouldn’t matter.

Teacake, please take a break from Facebook.

Defacto (Teacake) is really posting this because of the trend of casting black people as historical people who were white, or characters in fiction typically understood to be white.

He saying, “see, when it’s done the other way there’s lots of outrage.”

Not very subtle. It usually doesn’t take him long to show his hand in these cosplay characters on DL. He did the same thing with GermanGayGuy.

I heard they wanted to call it "Harriet Tubperson" to be less offensive.

Teafake is albino.

This never happened.

R41 Thanks! You’ve solved a 50 year old mystery.

R39 I’m not defacto you stupid ass bitch. I done had to cause yo motherfucking ass out before. But I see you a relentless hoe but what’s crazy is Muriel allows it like it’s nothing. It’s nothing to just constantly harass, stalk, and accuse posters of being a deranged lunatic like defacto. For all we know you are defacto yourself. Nothing won’t be done because of white liberal privilege.

Teacake, do you use A.I. to write in Jive speak? Serious question.

R45 No bitch. You’ve made that accusation previously also. WTF do I have to do to prove to you I am black. I am a weird mixed raced black person; however my skin is brown. No one would mistake me for being white in these streets. Just leave me. I am doing well this year. I don’t want drama.

R46 What made you decide to create a fake black uneducated persona for DL? Why not elderly Chinese lady, or fat old British guy? Your tea cake one is tedious and unfunny.

R47 Because it’s not fake. This is the real me bitch. I attended NYU. Stop hating on me.

I suspect a STEM major, because the poster was definitely not an English major.

[quote] No bitch. You’ve made that accusation previously also. WTF do I have to do to prove to you I am black. I am a weird mixed raced black person; however my skin is brown. No one would mistake me for being white in these streets. Just leave me. I am doing well this year. I don’t want drama.

No, bitch. I'VE made that accusation previously. And I am not the poster you're shucking and jiving at. Clearly several people think you're full of shit and really white. And now the new story is you're a "weird mixed race black person?" Keep tellin' them whoppers.

R50 You are pathetic. Fucking pathetic.

Does NYU have a box for “weird mixed race black person” on their college applications?

R52 No you fkin racist, jaded hater.

Teafake

[quote]I suspect a STEM major, because the poster was definitely not an English major.

No R49 — Teacake obviously attended the Tisch School of DRAMA.

Teacake- the OTHER white meat.

I just want to know why Teacake thought this ancient bit of info was worth posting…again.

R57 Because I am just learning of its existence. I will not be who you want me to be. I will not be your magical negro. I will not be taking my psyche meds because the system is tryna contain me. The man is coming for me. But I got a secret and a plan. I bust my bootyhole open for these rich white daddies exquisitely, been told by many satisfied clients.

[quote]We’re not coming for you, Teacake. The world is more interesting with you in it.

See it's when you 'font' stupid stuff like that, R58, that you give away the fakeness. You go too far. You were believable at first, now you just sound so stupid over the top.

Just put Teacake on ignore.

R60, Teafake was never believable.

well look carefully at the moniker R62

Teacake, how about ditching this character and introducing an educated, lesbian character? Write what you know.

R64 I tell you everytin’ I tell you everytin’

Everytin'? Are you sure it's really everytin'?

No one speaks like that, much less takes the time to type that shit out.

R37 Yes it matters.

If Jack Kirby says Nick Fury is white, end of argument

Code and stupidity is a dangerous combination.

[quote]Teacake

IGNORANT CUNT

Coke and stupidity is a dangerous combination

I didn't realize this was a factual thing - I thought it was a made-up DL joke.

R66 Me no? No ting was right. You ok? She man won’t? He looka like a man.

R73=incel retard CUNT

R74 Ya mammy bitch. Fkin poor white trash overweight bitch.

Seacake. Teacow. It’s right there in the name, for god’s sake! But then most psychopaths get off on hiding in plain sight.

R76 Get a life you old dried up raisin. Stop lying on my motherfucking name bitch. I’m not that dude whoever the fuck he is.

You are cute when you’re angry, Teacow. I’ll give you that.

R78 why disrespect me and insist that I am that cunt.

The offensive minstrel show is something that Matt Seacow would do, at least that’s what I understand from the DL veterans here.

R75=racist incel retard CUNT

Teacake, you are the most hated poster, ever. Congratulations, São Paulo Sybil.

R82 Are you 12?

That’s your mental age, Teacunt.

R84 lol u sick fuck. Stop grooming kids you sick pedophile. You want to play thick cunt and make up lies?

R85/TeaCUNT tries so hard yet fails so miserably every time.

R75/Teacake, take a bubble bath and relax. I doubt any ‘white trash bitch’ would give you a second thought. Those types like authentic, street thugs not posers.

Teacake was on some other thread recently discussing a slave fantasy he acted out with some white dude he hooked up with. But he'll scream 'klan granny' at the drop of a hat.

I think she would have been great in the role.

R88 Because I only like to be called the N word in the bedroom. Why judge me?

Stop feeding the troll.

You know in like 100 yrs from now there will be color blind casting and they will ridicule and mock us.

Julia would have made a brilliant Harriet Tubman.

Master/slave fantasies? We’re listening to you now, Teacake. Tell us more!

Teacake, you’re fooling no one.

Some of us have followed you for years and know who you are. You’ve revealed your age, your city of residence, “profession”, and posted photos of yourself.

Yet, you persist.

Damn, girl.

Bring back Fat Cube Frau. Shelve this failed character.

Teacake is darkmingelords "feminine " personality

R1 I’m sitting here reading this sick but that made me burst out laughing. Between that comment and some on the ‘how many hours do you watch of LHOTP thread my stomach hurts from laughing.

R40 😆

R94 Years, not years though. Years??? Lawdamercy.

I got these niggas shooketh. I love how I’ve basically created monikers. People are reciting shit in my homage, literally paying a high rent homage to me.

Who but me?

I said hoes who but me? Bitch WHO BUT ME?

I AM THE GEORGE WASHINGTON, BRITTANY MURPHY, ARTHUR ASH, RIVER PHOENIX OF THIS SHIT BITCH. DONT YOU FORGET IT.

[Quote] I AM THE GEORGE WASHINGTON, BRITTANY MURPHY, ARTHUR ASH, RIVER PHOENIX OF THIS SHIT BITCH. DONT YOU FORGET IT.

don't flatter yourself Tea Biscuit

[quote]Tea Biscuit

It’s Shitbiscuit.

There. Fix that for you R100.

Threads like this suck. Moving on!