OFFICIAL THREAD: 2024 Golden Globes

What network is this on? When does the actual show begin?

Hosted by comedian Jo Koy, the 81st annual awards ceremony will be broadcast live from the Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles on Sunday, Jan. 7, at 5 p.m. PT/8 p.m. ET on CBS and will stream simultaneously on Paramount+ with Showtime.

It will be broadcast on the television equivalent of two soup cans strung together with twine.

I predict that Fantasia, Scorsese, De Niro and DiCaprio won’t be tasting any bread if they’re sitting at Oprah’s table.

I wonder if DiCaprio will do damage control and skip the ceremony. At the very least he probably won’t do the red carpet. There’s no evidence of wrongdoing on his part but he was just announced as being on Epstein’s list.

Ricky Gervais should be hosting this year.

Ajdjci snsj sk djde!??

And the winner is.... BARBIE!

And.... BARBIE!!!

And... BARBIE!!!!

[quote] TMZ showed that Fantasia Barrino is sitting at a table with Oprah, Scorsese, DeNiro, and DiCaprio. Any predictions?

I predict that if Fantasia wins an award, she'll need to drop peanuts on her way to the stage so she can find her way back to her seat.

Is this the one where they couldn't find anyone to host it?

Embarrassing.

I know no one wants to host these things now, but this is pretty big for Jo Koy. I hope.he does well.

Annette’s really going for it this year.

When will they announce the noms for best foreign movie?

Never mind. I see they already did. So happy for Society of the Snow. Yay!

I’m over award season and don’t really want to watch it but I have nothing better to do so idk. I already know Barbie and Oppenheimer (or Killers of the Flower Moon) will win everything, so it’s not gonna be exciting to watch.

I guess I'll have to hunt online for the red carpet which starts at 6:30 PM Eastern.

BOYCOTT the Golden Globes!!!

I'm most curious to see how MAESTRO will fare tonight (I loved it but so many friends HATED it and we're all in the business). Any guesses?

R18 Maybe Carey can win Best Actress?

After all the phony publicity stunts Bradley Cooper has pulled, leading up to awards season, he's hoping that it will all finally pay off!

He didn't stage all of those events, plant all of those news stories, and attend his class reunion for nothing!

Is there a red carpet anywhere with to with Laverne No Cocks?

Who is Timmy going to bring to the show - Kylie or Mommy?

I'd like Alexander Skarsgard, Pedro Pascal and Matt Bomer to win. None of them are nominated in the same category so it's possible.

[quote]I predict that if Fantasia wins an award, she'll need to drop peanuts on her way to the stage so she can find her way back to her seat. R9

I'm trying to imagine the impossible: a film project in which Fantasia and Beyonce could co-star. Monkeys, start your typewriters.😂

No red carpets?

Where to watch the Red Carpet

Thought this award show was canceled.

Z list presenters. Gina Torres, really.

Oh dear

Cinematic and Box Office Achievement Award?? Who came up with this crap?

I hope the football game doesn't screw it up

So we can only watch the red carpet digitally, not on TV? Boo.

[quote] Cinematic and Box Office Achievement Award?? Who came up with this crap?

Obviously, the DOG SHIT BARBIE MOVIE, so that they could guarantee themselves some awards.

I just signed up for a free trial of Paramount+ to watch

on Paramount Plus one of the channels Variety/E channel has the preshow red carpet, right now interviewing Nic Cage. Unfortunately you have to put up with the annoying host.

I'd rather watch Bills vs Dolphins

Jonathan Bailey

Margot is in bright Barbie pink

Only the world’s most annoying people are allowed to work these Red Carpet shows.

The AA interviewer on the red carpet is ugly, how she get that job?

Reese W brought her gay son

Reese should fire her makeup artist.

Who made an Official Thread 4 days before the event? That is just desperate

Jason Segel looks great. Age looks good on his face.

Natasha Lyonne…um…insane or bravest human ever.

R34 While you have Paramount +, watch the Fellow Travelers series. It’s terrific! Nominated for Best Limited Series and Matt Bomer for Best Actor in Limited Series. Jonathan Bailey is a presenter tonight.

Jonathan Bailey, again, in motion flashing his waist at you.

R43 you must be knew here. It’s awards season (compounded with the late Primetime Emmys next week). Take the stick out of your ass.

What the fuck is Rosamund Pike wearing on her head? It looks like a giant spider. I'm completely underwhelmed by the dresses. Bring back Mr. Blackwell and the Fashion Police! They would have a field day.

Those dark eyebrows are doing Emma Stone no favors

That one host her hairline starts at the back of her head, WTF? Maybe her wig shifted back?

Am I seeing Ozempic face because some of these women are looking haggard.

Bone thin and ugly ass dresses.

Leo did show up. Is he dateless?

Leo's face is looking old too

Meryl looks lez

Is Ben with Jen?

I am fine with the fashion. People always do more risky or casual for the GG than the Oscars. It’s considered a more laid back and fun awards show where they eat and get drunk.

Rosamund Pike

R57 Affleck is presenting, so he’s there somewhere.

Does Billie Eilish try to look as bad as she can?

Is Ellish’s 15 minutes of fame about over? Oscar and like 20 Grammys. Nowhere to go but down.

She may win her second Oscar this year

These ET people are so awkward to watch

Gayle King has found Ozempic. And vice versa.

How many times did Jlo mention “my husband”, “Ben”, etc? needy on steroids.

Is the wet look in hair back again?

Bella Ramsey looks like a slob. Or a new hire on the Starship Enterprise.

Why the fuck is Dylan Mulvaney there?

Sudeikas looks rough

R69 she’s A-List now

Florence PEW!

R59 yikes

Dylan Mulvaney and his manly feet

Meryl looks fab. There is a good picture of her in the NYT blog.

Hannah looks good.

This pre-show is painful to watch. Never thought I’d say it, but they need to bring back Giuliana Rancic.

Is E! not running the red carpet since the awards are on CBS and not NBC?

r72 Florence loves to wear see through dresses even though she doesn't have the greatest body

This show host is going to be terrible (I’m guessing).

Where's the tranny's show?

Jennifer Aniston already looks bored.

O O O Ozemprah!

Rosamund Pike is so fucking lovely. Love her.

oh dear here comes Taylor, is Kelce with her?

Is Ro Pike lez? She emits a strong odor of power tools and self oil changes

I hope the Suits guys don't mention Meghan Markle

R85 She's probably a closet case bi. I wouldn't be surprised if she and Carey Mulligan are fuck buddies.

R85 no. She doesn’t seem lez. She seems intelligent and regal and sharp witted. That doesn’t equal lez. Retard

Timmy always loves to show off his sunken chest

J Lo looks gorgeous, but nothing like she did when she was younger. She’s had so much plastic surgery, though she really is gorgeous now.

Blast from the past.

Will Taarji P. Henson have a breakdown if Fantasia wins?

R89: Ugly guy who thinks he's hot.

Who IS that corn-pone woman presenter? She sounds and acts like Jan Hooks’ character in Peewee’s Big Adventure. Like, dial it down, woman!

R90 only a retard says “nothing like when she was younger”. No one in their 50s is gonna look like they did in their 20s. Age is inevitable. So fucking stupid. I can’t take it.

Why is Gillian Anderson wearing a wedding dress?

Rosamond Pike didn't want people touching her chin because of her ski accident, supposedly that's the reason for the head piece. I love it.

What is your the enby wearing ?

Does the show start at 8 or 9?

Timmy’s hear and suit are gorgeous, though… and I like the necklace.

^hair!!

Here we go! I've heard the name but never seen Joe Koi

Do I already see flop sweat on that bald head?

I remember this dude from Chelsea Lately. Mildly funny.

He's not very funny.

Me neither, R102. I suspect there’s a reason. Kinda pathetic.

What's that smell coming from the stage?

So far so not good.

This guy sucks, bring back Ricky Gervais

This dude is terrible.

Opening monologue - meh.

God Jo is dying on his feet here

Everyone in the audience seems angry.

DeNiro should retire.

I often cringe at these monologues so just skipping until the first award is handed out and reading your guys comments.

How many people turned this down and this was the best they could come up woth?

The Greta Gerwig table is probably too woke for jokes

Why does a host do this?

I'm embarrassed watching this guy.

Everyone is annoyed

He tells a joke then pans to the audience and not even a smile.

Awwwkward.

Rosamund has removed her fascinator!

Didn’t Jo Koi date Chelsea Handler?

What is this guys claim to fame? Horrible.

Yes, everyone turned down being the host this year. But, I agree- everyone there looks angry.

Barry's penis is sitting down front

I have the volume down as well

I like Barry's suit.

Enjoy the gig, Jo ...because It's never going to happen again.

Is this guy gay?

He is slowing melting down

Dying on his feet here. As if the GG aren't terrible enough.

Why is Michelle Yeoh sitting with the Colored Purple folk?

Bradley Cooper is not going to enjoy the penis nose joke

Someone tell me when the first award is announced lol

These are really poor jokes.

All he does point out who is in the audience because his jokes suck.

Make him stop!!

Eeeeeeeveryone turned the hosting gig down. That’s how this happened.

Holy fuck is Jo Koy unfunny.

meryl is not having it

"Nom-ee-nations."

Even Meryl is embarrassed and that is really saying something

I actually think he’s funny. I like his sense of humor.

Did they persuade notorious recluse billy Porter to show up? It is so hard to get him onto the red carpet.

I vowed to never sit through a cringy monologue again after Hasan Minhaj’s bomb at the Independent Spirit Awards.

Where are Meryl's spawn???

Don't producers review the monologue? I get "creative control" but still you'd think they'd want some input.

Meryl’s black jacket looks like a disaster from the ‘80s

Honey, the actors always look annoyed with the comedians. They hated Ricky Gervais. So funny how you keep saying “bring back Gervais” when both the networks and stars hated him Because he didn’t hold back

Tina and Amy were the right balance of lighthearted but bitchy.

Get out the hook!

He was a disaster.

This is just uncomfortable

Painful

Angela is so pretty.

Shut up Jared.

Joe did great. He’s funny without being offensive.

R151 I'm old enough to know what you mean. Many here don't, I'm afraid.

Why is Leto wearing gloves?

why is jared dressed like a gigolo from 1977?

This is worse somehow

Jared looks like Jesus

Angela looks happy

I like this attempt at Leto poking fun of himself.

R159 because it’s part of his outfit? Are you that slow?

I’m always hearing bad stuff about Jared Leto online. Surprised he escaped #MeToo

I see we’re going to have a lot of painful banter between presenters tonight.

I love Julianne Moore’s dress

The audience is old. Safe from Leto.

I hope her nipples don't pop out.

Lol Emily Blunt lost

Those things are gonna flop out.

Oh. My. God.

😳

Is Jason Bateman Miss Golden Globes this year?

More like the Spillovers….

omg. nipples

Is she wearing a shelf bra? OMG!

Can they turn the lights on in the room? It looks like emergency lighting after a power failure.

The room seems better set up and less crowded. I like the center stage, but my lord is Jo Koy awful.

I hope her boobs fly out

Anybody got a pin?

What is The Holdovers? Worth a look?

Jared Leto-

Bitch Stole My Look

Such a bosomy lass.

tig ol' bitties!

Those are some bodacious ta-tas.

UH OH we have a wardrobe catastrophe if one of her boobs pop out

If the writers' strike taught us anything, it was that awards shows were so much better without the pre-written, cringy, presenter banter.

But Hollywood didn't learn that, because jobs.

I was hoping for Rosamund or Jodie.

Something’s really off about the lighting in the auditorium. Everyone looks like shit.

Holy golden globes

Thanks for the Mammaries

So tasteless

These breasts!!

When the veins and spots on your boobs are showing you may be showing too much cleavage

Brings a whole new meaning to The Holdovers

Ryan Gosling needs to fire his stylist.

And here we go……..

Clean sweep for Oppenheimer.

No one I like is winning.

Ugh RDJ

R165 - of COURSE it's part of the outfit, and it looks stupid.

[quote] What is The Holdovers? Worth a look?

It's an excellent film.

I got this one right, missed BS Actress.

Angela gave RDJ a tap on the ass!

ummmmm. what is happening

Clean?????

Barbie and Oppenheimer are gonna win everything. Meh

RDJ is such a self-important twat.

deniro looks enfeebled :/

Screw Robert Downey Jr.

Bring back the BOOBS!!!!

They were the highlight of the show.

I’m glad Blunt lost. Can’t stand her or her phony baloney husband?

RDT is not sober

How does one get BOOBS like that?

And now the tv awards which idgaf about lol.

[quote]RDJ is such a self-important twat.

But he’s a funny self-important twat.

R198 they just lost BSActress… that negates the idea of a sweep. Good you’re SLOW

He’s using again.

Those glasses make him look 80

Oh RDJ get the fuck on with it

[quote]Screw Robert Downey Jr.

[quote]Bring back the BOOBS!!!!

R213 breasts are genetic.

R213 It’s mainly fat pushed north and secured with serious scaffolding .

Do Lenny Kravis, and Oprah Winfrey have to show up every award show?

[quote] But he’s a funny self-important twat.

Correction: He THINKS he's funny.

He's really not.

I told you all RDJ was winning for months now. It’s a showcase performance from a huge star. It’s between him and Gosling and he has the edge.

Her boobs enter a building 3-5 minutes before the rest of her

Poor Julianne Moore. This was her only chance to turn things around but that breast lady is pretty unbeatable now

I laughed.

A Gosling speech would’ve been funnier

R182, "The Holdovers" is a pleasant and poignant film set in the familiar movie-world of a boys' private academy, complete with loner teacher, loner student, cute bully, Big Black Woman, and lousy authority figures. I liked it.

Who keeps bringing up Emily Blunt? She was never expected to win.

If Randolph didn’t win I was rooting for Pike.

The dim lighting reminds me of a brownout, L.A.

Candles, stand by.

[quote]Poor Julianne Moore

Seriously.

Chalamet is there with Kylie Jenner, the breakdown of the fangirls will be hilarious

God nobody loves The Color Purple.

Shame Charles Melton didn't win. Just so I could look at his beautiful face for a few more minutes

[quote] Bring back the BOOBS!!!!

I have a feeling that Robert DeNiro is going to have a new girlfriend after the show.

She seems to be his type.

Yes, sorry, forgot about Emily. Sorry.

It’s also set in 1970 and looks like a film made in 1970.

Commercial.

Time to check on the Buffalo v. Miami game.

R236 glad he lost. He is overrated as hell in a role he had about 10 lines in and mumbles them.

R210, "They were the headlights of the show."

FIFY!

I don't even want to know how much Taylor Swift's earrings cost.

[quote] Shame Charles Melton didn't win. Just so I could look at his beautiful face for a few more minutes

I don't find him attractive at all.

His face looks smooshed in.

[quote]She seems to be his type.

She's a dealer?

Give me a break taylor, she’s so full of herself

Orlando!!

Love him.

Damn. Orlando Bloom looks HOT

Amanda Seyfried looks creepy with that makeup.

Orlando Bloom looks better than he has in awhile

Taylor Swift - icy response. Look, I get it's annoying, but if you're THAT famous, people will sometimes draw attention to you. Don't act all put out.

Orlando looks really good.

Riley Keough is another plain looking one they are pushing on us as being beautiful

Yeah, diversity wil be winning tonight.

Orlando is aging like fine wine

That's it.

He dissed Swift.

Never mind that his opening monologue flopped. Did you see those Karen the Konquerer eyes she gave him?

Ali Wong will disappear from the industry in a couple of years.

Great takedown of Taylor Swift and the NFL focus on her. She looked very pissed, probably because her sham PR "relationship" was mocked.

I wanna like Wong but her stand-up specials are terrible.

[quote]Heard someone here say that straight men should take a proficiency test before hosting an awards show

The "here" is at the Globes

I like that Ali wears glasses, after Covid I stopped wearing contacts after many years.

Beef was great.

Someone on Da'Vines team hates her for letting her leave the house in that dress.

[quote] Yeah, diversity wil be winning tonight.

The orientals won last year.

ENOUGH already!

Jo Koy did indeed used to date Chelsea Handler. For a year or more, recently.

R253 no one claims she’s beautiful. Shes Hollywood royalty. That’s why she’s “pushed on us”. Asshole retard

A vision in organza.

can she not find the stage? seyfried's makeup is alarmingly bad,

A baby shit brown tux!

she/he could use more eye makeup. Justin is always cute

I think Riley is pretty, especially with darker hair

Matt looks fine in the dim lighting.

Matt Bomer was fucking ROBBED.

Fuck these goddamned orientals!!!!

Hamm is really good on Fargo. They are going diverse I see

I like Bomer's bright eye, opened shirt, "clean sleaze" look.

Steven Yeun is a good actor

Ugh stop the banter just Say the nominees and go.

Poor Matt Bomer! I hope he's presenting, at least.

Didn't those people win enough at the Academy Awards last year???

Who is trying to push these people on the United States?

I can't stand them.

Yeun's the shit, good for him.

I would blow every guy in that category. Justin Hartley too.

Yeah for Asian!!!

why are all the winners seated miles frum the stage?

Woke pick over Bomer.

No surprise.

STFU, bigots.

What a shame for Matt Bomer. He was amazing in his role.

Jon Hamm has on 2 hairpieces

Beef was a crap show.

I don't see the same percentage of nominated movies and shows that I used to. So I often really don't know how the nominees stack up.

Why do you keep bringing race up? Maybe the voters thought they were the best. The retard using more than one account better tone it down before he gets greyed out again.

Not everything is about race. BEEF was a huge hit.

Yeun's best performance.

I wish the racists could be banned

Bateman looks awful

Beef wasn’t that good imo

hamm looks fiiiiine

No one, and I mean no one, predicted Bomer winning. His nomination was the prize.

[quote] why are all the winners seated miles frum the stage?

It used to be worse. Have you not watched the Globes ever?

Ali Wong was the weakest actress in her category.

Ban these racists!,,

Unfortunately, Beef will probably beat out Fellow Travelers too. Bad luck to be in the same cycle.

R284 Bomer would be a woke pick you RETARD. He’s GAY.

r297, yes. i produced them

[quote]Woke pick over Bomer.

Wouldn't Bomer be considered a "woke" pick if he won too?

Lily should say something like, "Decades ago a Native Anerican woman accepted an award for a White man. Tonight, one accepts an award for herself. Thank you, blah blah blah...."

[quote]I love Julianne Moore’s dress

Seriously, R168?

[quote]Poor Matt Bomer! I hope he's presenting, at least.

WHAT? OMG YES!

Bateman is looking his age

A Bomer win would’ve been woke as well

They are in different Emmy cycles r300, but by the time the next Emmys comes around Fellow Travelers will be pretty old.

R294 you just said it. YOUR opinion.

The performances were amazing

sp: American

[quote]Bateman looks awful

If he doesn’t clean that up, people will be saying his sister is the better looking Bateman.

R298 definitely didn’t watch the show. No. She wasn’t.

Mama Chalamet must be thrilled with who her son took tonight.

I suppose Fellow Travelers won't win. It should.

I hope nominee James Marsden brought Ronald with him.

R303 YES. 100%. The racist think they’re in with white supremacy because they’re white when their gayness means they aren’t.

How tone deaf do you have to be blame wokeness for the gay series not winning. I assume you Bomer and Fellow Travelers is just that faggot show by your right wing brethren who complain about wokeness.

Right wing gay guys really are chickens for KFC.

When Hamm did that big smile he could still get it

Fellow Travelers doesn’t deserve to win. It wasn’t what you all keep trying to make it out to be. It was basic.

R314, I'd say she's over the moon her boy is with a billionairess.

I don’t think Matt’s presenting, but Johnny is.

Damn, I’m way behind this thread.

Completely forgot the awards were on plus we haven’t done a live event in some time.

😳

For tonight's winners: Turn left at De Niro, then right at Julianne Moore, another right at Bradley Cooper, and when you hit Streep you've found the stage. Who arranged this set up??

Johnathan Bailey!!!

The globes have always rewarded people of color so I don’t get the woke comments.

So far Taylor Swift’s glare was the high point.

[quote]A Bomer win would’ve been woke as well

The white racists fail to realize this.

Julia's flat pancakes needs some help from the big boobied winner

Does Elizabeth Debicki have marfan's syndrome?

Beef has always been the dominant player in this category r315. It was the critical darling, it got better reviews than Fellow Travelers did.

Let Princess Diana rest

That’s a man,

is she bare footed

Once in a lifetime win for the super-skinny woman.

My gosh how tall is Elizabeth Debecki?!?!

That IS a bizarrely convoluted path to the stage!

Bailey makes even an oversized suit look good.

R331 and it was a huge hit for Netflix. Look it up. The racists are so out of touch.

J Smith Cameron was robbed!

Timmy and Kylie doing PDA in the middle of the show. Pathetic closet case.

Was that Astrid?

Taylor is not amused.

When Davine presents next year she’s gotta say it-I’ll show you a pair of golden globes!

I usually don't care for the metallic bland color gown of the kind Debicki is wearing, but she's making it work.

I thought Debecki was good in The Crown.

Bomer is more a woke choice.

Why do pale blondes wear silver dresses? It makes them look like washed-out vampires.

Elizabeth Debicki was labeled the female version of Jacob Elordi by a journalist and I still don’t know what is meant by that.

Debecki is 6' 3"

Keri Russell needs her perm back

The Diplomat was utter shit

Gorgeous!

Couldn't the British chick say a few words of tribute to Diana?

I don't know what most of these awards are.

The producers should keep a sign on screen to remind us of what award is being given.

Julianne’s hubby Bart just keeps getting hotter as he gets older.

Jada's gonna be pissed

Kerri Russell is a pretty woman, The Americans was such a great show. I like Romano too

R341 only he isn’t gay. He’s always fucked women since High School

The presenter banter is fucking atrocious.

ray romano reminds me of z braff

No one will ever do this bit better than Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig

This is a slow burn but it's paying off (sorta).

Jonny Bailey was cute. Probably will be the only Fellow Traveler on stage tonight. It is a very good series though. (Yes, it’s completely gay.)

R354 Australian dear. At least get it right

So does everybody get a standing ovation now?

I hated Tom, gut it's a well-deserved win for Matthew. He won in Succession and for Succession.

I liked all of those nominees but MacFadyen really was delicious.

Hard to believe this guy played Mr Darcy

MacFadyen is deserving, I just wanted to see Alexander but he wasn't there anyway.

Mathew McFayden deserved it but he really should have won as lea

James Marsden looked so handsome.

billy crudup deserved it

Gillian Anderson is wearing a VULVA gown.

🎶

And the Taylor Swift glare,

Boobies bursting in air,

Give hope that tonight

Someone trips on a chair!

The first winner that truly deserved it.

R371 Tom wasn’t lead. There were 3 leads in the final season.

[quote] Jonny Bailey was cute.

The understatement of the night.

R376 no. I think all the winners have been good tonight. You being upset that it isn’t only white people winning doesn’t negate the talent.

Seeing Elizabeth Debicki in her real persona showed how remarkable her transformation into Diana truly was. Glad she won!

I don’t think Jonathan Bailey is that attractive and he comes off as cheesy. That haircut isn’t a good look on his head.

why is lenny kravitz there?

Bailey's head is HUGE!

not watching the awards ceremony but I am looking for pics of the attendees. Most are poorly dressed and groomed.

Fuck Taylor Swift and her attitude. She's the one who made her love life part of her public personality so who gives a shit if it's the object of jokes. Her "relationships" are a fucking joke.

R319 He's a very good looking guy, it can't be denied.

"why is lenny kravitz there?"

Because he's "Hollywood." Honestly, he can probably just ask; he seems to have no enemies.

R385 She’s always been a sore loser. I remember her reaction when Adele won instead of her a decade ago.

Mark Ruffalo's hair looks stupid.

Kravitz can show up if he wants. He’s in with Hollywood, is a nepo baby and produced a nepo baby

Is Jennifer Coolidge a nominee?

Haylee looks beautiful.

Taylor Swift is pretty thin-skinned for somebody who courts fame with all her high profile relationships, which never seem to last.

WOW! Shocked but thrilled that Anatomy of a Fall won Best Screenplay!

Anatomy of a Fall??

Maybe barbenheimer won’t dominate after all?

Well that was a shock. Greta Gerwig must be sick!

Jo Koy is a twat.

Anatomy of a Fall very deserving of the win but completely shocking.

Anyone else notice Natalie Portman's fake happy jokey style? Her eyes look manic.

Who is that beautiful young Black guy presenting with Haylee and Daniel Kaluuya.

Where’s Pedro?

Jeremy Allen White looks great.

Hailee Steinfeld looked very nice, she also dates a cute football player

I was gonna say Portman looked so, so fake guffawing at whatever was being told to her.

Jeremy Allen White is good in that part, I liked him better as Lip though

So happy for Jeremy!!!

Did he ever win anything for Shameless?

Or is this his first time?

Jeremy Allen White looks good tonight. Congrats.

Anybody but Sudeikas was good for me

Taylor Swift should not be required to laugh at a stupid unfunny joke.

Jim Gaffigan looks ill.

She needs to have a sense of humor about herself. She obviously doesn’t.

The Barbie script: patriarchy, patriarchy, patriarchy.

The end.

Why is she (Taylor Swift) even there?

Keep making pedophile jokes and you are going to get the ax

She looked like a put-upon cunt with that lame reaction.

Why is she even there??

Why is that stupid bitch Taylor Swift even AT the Golden Globes?

Does this stupid attention whore have to be at every single fucking event?

Gaffigan's drunk.

[quote]Why is she (Taylor Swift) even there?

She’s a nominee.

r413 Swift was nominated for her Eras tour film

I just noticed Gary Oldman is up against Culkin, Strong, and Cox. Maybe they'll give it to him so they don't have to chose! I hope so!

Does Ricky Gervais have a massive cock? He looked really bulgy in that clip.

Gaffigan doesn't drink.

411, the joke was not funny.

That said, absolutely nothing said at this thing was funny.

Keri looks pretty & not too thin.

Ricky Gervais is a massive cunt.

Hoping they get rid of this award and the box office award next year

Swift is going to lose anyway. Hope the camera pans on her to get her reaction. Stupid bitch.

I hope Wanda wins because her acceptance speech will be the funniest/.

I hope Wanda Sykes wins

Ugh Gervais

Oh well

I hate Ricky Gervais.

well that was a let down......

That clip of Schumer's joke was pretty fucking funny to me.

Ricky Gervais wins. Hmmmmmm…..

If I were Giamatti, I’d be cautiously optimistic. They clearly liked The Holdovers.

This black Golden Globes dude with the glasses is adorable. Is that the same guy that won the GG scholarship?

Delighted it was Ricky G and not Silverman or Schumer

People love the fact that Gervais is an unrepentant asshole who says what he wants and consequences be damned.

I like him. 😬

I loved Taylor’s glare. Fuck this Komi asshole.

That clip package of comics showed how badly Jo Koy is doing.

Stay tuned for … Oprah!

In 30 seconds Ray Romano was funnier than the S-U nominees. And where was Sebastian Maniscalco?

Taylor should lighten up the rest of the show. They made up that box office award just to give it to her.

R436 everyone did.

Having watched all the Stand up specials, Wanda Sykes was the best. Surprised she didn't win.

I loved seeing Taylor Swift humiliated in front of a global audience.

She completely deserves it!

The Swifties have landed.

Ricky, please come back and host! Look, we even gave you this fucking meaningless award. Come Back!!!!

Matt Bomer, if you ever read this, you were robbed.

Agreed R446. Wanda’s special was great!

Why wasn't Cocaine Bear nominated for anything?

Regarding Oprah, if we are watching from home, are we required to genuflect?

They make all these pedophile jokes but do they actually care about children being harmed? I don’t think so

Taylor was laughing at the other comedians just not Komodo

I liked Chris Rocks' insult to Jay-Z

Wanda is the most consistently funny comedian doing streaming specials. Gary Gulman is very good too but they're always several years apart.

[quote]Why wasn't Cocaine Bear nominated for anything?

Wait, I thought Robert Downey Jr won earlier.

What a cute couple they are.

Love Ghosts.

Fuck these annoying Brits

I feel bad they always get these brown guys to joke about how white the categories are

R444 they announced the creation of the award before her concert film. The Globes have their flaws, but they’re not up talentless ass like the Grammys and everyone else.

Does Whitney Houston haunt the Beverly Hilton Hotel?

[quote] On February 11, 2012, singer Whitney Houston died in Suite 434 after accidentally drowning in the bathtub. The room number was retired and the room repurposed.

Guess I need to watch Anatomy of a Fall tonight.

Not this homely bitch again

who is the guy wearing a tin foil suit and bitching about diversity when like half of the previous winners were non-white

[quote]People love the fact that Gervais is an unrepentant asshole who says what he wants and consequences be damned.

Too similar to Diaper Don for my taste, but y'all do y'all, R439.

Vote Blue.

R462 up her

R457, Gary is awesome! "No, YEAH. Flipped it around."

I like this earnest French lady. She's a good contrast.

What the hell is this movie about?

Never heard of it before right now.

That director woman is huge. She looks like a giant.

Rose McIver's hair looks awful.

I actually think this "Anatomy of a Fall" woman who has won twice may be best dressed.

I sort of love this disheveled chick.

Get the hook out

Oh God America Ferreyra..hate her

That Barbie monologue was corny

People hate America Ferrera?

Is Kevin Costner drunk?

What’s wrong with Kevin? Mumbling.

America Ferrera's sucks and I don't know why the industry is trying to make her happen.

That banter was endless

Kevin Costner is hammered. Get it girl!

The woman who just accepted for Anatomy of a Fall wore a magnificent top, it looked like a work of art. Just sayin'

R477: She’s coming for that nomination. They’ve been pairing her up with Margot at every event.

He’s been stretched beyond credulity. 😳😳

R471 you’ve been following awards season but never heard of Anatomy of a Fall? Are you slow? Yes. You are.

What the fuck was that???

Even the presenters are awkward, this show is one big cringe fest

I guess Bruce Vilanch wasn't available to write these horrible intros.

R354 she ain’t a Brit.

She’s from Oz.

Duh.

R482 AGAIN, she’s happened. She isn’t new. Shes been around for over two decades.

Elle Fanning looks cute.

Selena Gomez is a terrible actress, so glad she did not win

I hope and have a strong feeling that the star of Anatomy of a Fall Sandra Huller is winning Best Actress. A remarkable unforgettable performance.

Aww Ayo's pretty.

Globes so black

She is good in The Bear, happy for her first win

I HATE Ricky Gervais.

I hate his porcine face and his little squeals of self-congratulation.

I hate his "transgressive" humor, which is just being the same maladjusted armchair warrior Twitter cunt his fan base is.

Ooh! He said the word 'retard'! EDGY!!!!!!!!

I loved his desperate flailing at the audience the last time, as they all went back to ignoring his fat, shit-stank ass.

I'd love to see him host again, if the collected audience burns him alive at the stake in the end.

This is a deserved win. Shes great in The Bear

Ayo seems sweet and sincere

She’s tweeted on speed

So glad that annoying dwarf Quinta Brunson lost.

Hannah Waddingham is gorgeous.

Why does the camera keep zooming on Swift? Jesus.

[quote] What’s wrong with Kevin? Mumbling.

He was forced to remember lines from that stupid Barbie movie.

You'd have to be both drunk and mumbling to do that shit.

She has assistants? Who da fuq is she

I liked Ayo's role in The Bear. Kudos. The Speedy Gonzalez, breathless speech style isn't my thing.

[quote] What’s wrong with Kevin? Mumbling.

He's old.

Yay Kieran!!!!

Love him.

So glad he won.

Gary Oldman PLEASE

lolz at Pedro Pascal's outfit

Happy for Kieran.

Happy for Kieran Culkin.

J Smith Cameron must be fuming now!

Pedro looking like a snack but dressed like a member of the band TLC?

Who knew another Culkin would grow up to win an award?

Culkin sounds like his character.

And you, do you, R500.

🙄🙄

Cmon let’s get to Swift,

"Suck it, Pedro. Sorry."

I liked it Kieran.

This guy looks like a junkie

Is Pedro Pascal on drugs?

at least Pedro seemed to find it funny

What the fuck was Natasha Lyonne wearing? It looked like jeweled swords. Don't these people have stylists?

Succesion be sweeping. Now Snooks has to get it.

Kieran always plays his own personality r519. He is good at it, but truth is he doesn't have a lot of range

Interesting that Kieran thanked his mom.

Macauley seems to hate and blame his mom for his shitty childhood drama.

Culkin was extremely entertaining on Succession.

r500 needs to take a nap.

Ben Aflleck looked happy for a change! Sitting next Matt!

[quote] What the fuck was Natasha Lyonne wearing?

Old Navy.

R530 one child’s trauma isn’t the other child’s trauma. Macaulay was worked like a work horse. Kieran wasn’t.

kiernan deservwed it

Matt Damon is playing 3rd wheel.

Who is that severe blonde woman in the back? The one with sharp features that looks like an old Margot Robbie who did that quick head turn pose when her name was called during nomination. Very sharp smile.

Kieran is the reason I stopped watching Succession.

Have to hand it to Kieran. He probably didn’t understand half the dialogue and references he was spouting on the show, but he really brought it in the role.

J LO

So did Jeremy Strong not show up because he knew he wasn't winning?

R538 That was probably Hannah Waddingham.

I thought this guy was Latino.

R533 Bros before ho's.

R542 He’s doing a play in New York

I can't get over how happy Ben Affleck is. Usually he has resting bitch face.

Your loss, R539

[quote]kiernan deservwed it

PROOF that Elmer Fudd is a Datalounger!

Florence Pugh looks like shit.

Did Natalie do something to her face?

R542 he’s working dude.

Flo looks like a fool with that hairdo

Is Jokey writing his own material. Terrible.

Ah, that blue lighting scheme is MUCH better.

Pugh Nipples!

That Pugh woman has quite the interesting fashion sense.

Love Portmans dress. It’s stunning.

flo's do is bad

Miyazaki wins

And I raaaannnn, I ran so far away, couldn't get away

R543 yes that is her. Just looked her up.

If you watch the show on the Golden Globes site it’s in real time compared to the CBS air. It’s like 1-2 minutes ahead of CBS

Natalie Portman is the best dressed so far.

Please tell me Florence Pugh will fizzle out of the industry.

Matt and Ben got high before

Ben looking a lot better than Matt, surprised to say that

Is Matt Damon shrinking?

He used to look much closer in height to Ben Affleck, when they were younger.

Matt appears to be wearing Ben's wig tonight.

Matt Damon looks like an aging butch lesbian.

Please don't let Gerwig win

R566 why? He’s always looked better lmao.

Yes! Nolan!!

Dear other trans actress who recently deterred from a Delta flight, This is how you wear pastel pink:

Nolan deserves it all at this point.

Is Cooper still wearing the nose?

WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS!

Yay anybody but Gerwig

Happy for Nolan ngl

We MUST stand for everyone!!

Lmaooooo Greta Gerwig looked so disappointed and like she wanted to cry with a fake smile when Christopher Nolan won.

Did I just see Helen Mirren sitting with Harrison Ford? Both looking very much their ages?

Overrated Greta’s losing streak continues. Yes!

R375 here: And Christopher Nolan gets snagged on a chair!

Bradley must be fucking sick!

Yay Christopher Nolan!!!!

Wow there's gonna be a Barbie backlash. They'll say it's anti-women.

Christopher Nolan's attention to detail in Oppenheimer is impressive, deserves the Oscar as well.

Why do all these people look like hammered shit?

Jennifer Jason Leigh smiles each time Greta loses.

Tina!!!

Bring me the ax.....

Did DL like Francis Ha? It's the one Gerwig vehicle I had seen before Barbie. I loved it, but didn't like Barbie.

Maybe there is a God. The Barbie backlash looks real.

Was the that DL Fave Jennifer Lawrence gabbing with Naomi Watts?

Someone make a new thread fast!!!!!

And link it here.

[quote]He used to look much closer in height to Ben Affleck, when they were younger.

Matt has always been a foot shorter than Ben.

[quote] What the fuck was Natasha Lyonne wearing?

Ming the Merciless.

It's honestly impossible for me to envision anyone else winning the directing Oscar r574. Nolan hasn't won before and everyone in the academy would agree he deserves one, the award is his.

R593: The first time the camera panned to her the whole night. Wow she really is over.

I think Barbie, Maestro, Color Purple and Scorsese's Flower will all go home empty-handed tonight/

R598 they didn’t even pay her attention on the red carpet. So sad how far she’s fallen post Weinstein but it’s proof her career was because of him.

Barbie will take home all the Oscars. GG is more like a consolation prize.

is there a new thread?

Taylor looks beautiful

Did Bradley Cooper keep the prosthetic nose from Bernstein? I don't remember his schnauz being that large.

R587, Yes, attention to and inclusion of details are extremely important. Sometimes details go over the head of observers and awards-givers, though.

Part 2

Anyone notice there hasn't been a single political statement tonight?

Looks like there are Two Part Twos take your choice

R595, I, not a short man, was an extra in an Affleck movie. During a break, I was walking, alone, down a corridor when I noticed Ben walking past me. He’s very tall.

Did not see Emma Stone winning anything. I thought the movie was crap.

R607 Next up: Susan Sarandon to trash Democrats!