Chee Files For Conservatorship Over Elijah Minnelli

Chee?

[quote]so the singer-songwriter has filed for a conservatorship to control access to his money.

What money?

Cher* dammit

Same thing with Jake Cannavale. Dad Bobby owns his ass now.

Chair.

Wow, he totally looks like his Dad.

Minelli?

When they get like this...

He's the spitting image of Greg Allman, he looks nothing like Cher. You'd think those Armenian genes would've been stronger.

[quote] Chee Files For Conservatorship Over Elijah Minnelli

OP, could your thread title be more unhelpful?

That said, druggies like Jake Cannavale and Elijah Allman should be locked up for their own good.

These things generally don't end up well.

Give her a feather she’s a Cherochee.

Cher seemingly has been good with her money. I'd trust her before I'd trust anyone else connected to him.

Anne He he never liked Chee.

How humiliating for him, because he's hot.

Which two of his siblings- Chaz and Chastity?

Michael Chee is in charge of Liza Minnelli?

CHEE

He seemed like an awful dirtbag on Howard Stern. Is a heroin addict like dear old dad?

r8 Who is that?

Elijah Minnelli - STUPID JOKE. DUMB OP.

He should put out a bouncy cover version called “1/4 Breed”

One screwed up trans son/daughter and one clueless nepo addict. I'm blaming the CHEE genes for this shit show.

Chee Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat.

[quote] How humiliating for him, because he's hot.

Spoken like a true Datalounger.

And here Cher thought that Chaz was the fucked up one...

He’s sick of his sister always beating the crap out of him

I've always wondered if Cher was like Edina Monsoon and wanted a daughter who was a glamorous bitch but was disappointed with the kids she actually got.

WHET CHEE

Chee toes, just because

In her place I would probably do the same thing. She is trying to save him from himself.

Cheesus Christ OP!

Zero for two.

Personally, I blame the mother.

Gypsies, Tramps and Cheeves

You're my blue shky, you're my shunny day... *hic*

I like blue chee.

I was Minellied.

Chee is taking control of Liza’s son?

@r4 funny you should mention, he was just on the KNFW podcast talking about Coke and booze. Felt a little like they were taking advantage—or just didn’t realize how off his rocker he is.

It’s “Chee”, mein Fuhrer.

Wrong thread.

Oh no…does he have kids? That complicates things.

Did he sound high, R39?

Half-Cheed

And The Chee Goes On . . .

Do you Chee-lieve in life after love?

r40 How embarrassing for you

Okay, so OP mistyped Cher's name... OP did not proof his/her/their/its work before hitting post. All understandable.

But OP, what the hell? Minnelli? Minnelli? Where did that come from?

Good Lord turn in your gay/bi/questioning/can't decide/love me for who I am today card!!!

[quote]OP did not proof his/her/their/its work before hitting post. All understandable.

Not on Datalounge it isn't and certainly not with that particular name R48.

One fucking spelling error and you Aspie freaks are all over it. JFC.

Chee! I don’t know why that is so funny but I Cannot stop laughing…..from now on she will forever be Chee

I thought from OP's title that this was going to be one of those Larry King threads.

He Chee

Chee He

One fucking spelling error, R50, that completely makes this thread unsearchable and, at first stumbling glance, nonsensical. But I guess neither matter, right? Idiot.

OP deserves the mockery.

Chee & Chong.

Former DL fave Drew Chees, formerly quarterback for the New Orleans Saints.

Joanie and Chee Chee

"No YOU admit it! You look me in the eye and you admit you thought I was chee"...

She's stunning in that, R58. OMG.

My favorite laundry detergent is all-temperature Chee!

Michael Chee

Say chee!

R50, they could just be Virgos.

The guy from SNL Weekend Update filed for conservatorship over who?

R8, who the fuck is that?

Two planned typos not funny.

How did both of Cher’s kids BOTH end up drug addicts?

I blame ze parents, R67.

I laughed about this shit all night in my sleep OP. dammit Chee and Elijah Minelli!

Damn, Elijah looks gorgeous in the photo at OP — and just like his dad at his hottest.

But how long ago was that picture taken? 2003?

He's prob fat and bald now.

This thread has all the chee of a DL classic.

Elijah honey, call me. I know a good lawyer.

Gregg Allman was 69 when he died, after a mostly misspent life. Elijah is now 47, how much longer do you think he'll live, after his so far misspent life?

Do you think the Allman Brothers was a misspent life?

Go Chee.

Elijah was sort of mouth breather/hillbilly hot back in the day.

Today, he's the dirty homeless guy you have to step over out in front of the Chateau Marmont.

Cher can either do this or let him die in an alley.

If I could turn back time. I would ad the R!

[quote] If I could turn back time. I would ad the R!

And the 2nd d to "add"!

i sincerely hope “Chee” becomes “canon” like grease fire, dead to me, and bearking.

Chee, cut me some slack, it was just a typo.

There aren't any recent pics online of him. Which is weird.

It’s Chre!

Go Chee! Do your best!

She's a cam, a scam, and a bit of a tram - she's a V-A-M- Vam!

[quote] i sincerely hope “Chee” becomes “canon” like grease fire, dead to me, and bearking.

Only one of those is a typo. I think it’s more accurate to say “Chee” should be right up there with “Lens” and “Jackie on Assistance”.

Hey, I'm Chee Diaz. Their twin.

Do you Beleeeeeeee in life after love

Snap out of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[quote] If I could turn back time. I would ad the R!

Then it would be Cheer, R77/OP.

Do you still stand by "Minnelli"?

I think she was a Cree, that’s all she ever heard

^ OFFS. Are you really that small?

r78 Irony.

R50: it's JFChee.

Half breeeeeeeeeee

Gypsies, Tramps and Theeeee

[quote]This thread has all the chee of a DL classic.

Yes! Juvenile Aspie fucking idiots laughing over a spelling error!

Fags are just like every douche shitbag, so much for being urbane.

R95, are you also R50?

They've been on my block list for a long time, r96

r96 are you also a stupid freak who takes a spelling error and runs with it like a child?

And r97 thanks for announcing who is on your block list. We celebrate you bragging about your lack of cognitive functions.

Somebody's cranky.

Yep, undefined response from the blockee like clockwork. I'm sure I'm being called a prisspot hall monitor or something because they don't like being called out.

Who gives a fuck what you think r100

Can't hear ya, dallyn, and don't care to.

OMG the OP called her "Chee!" Instead of "Cher!" Isn't that funny? It's SO funny! Let's be stupid fucking girls in middle school and laugh and laugh over a stupid spelling error!

No, we're not grown gay men with wit and taste, we're basic teenage bitches!

The Datalounge is why they hate us!

I hate people who over use !

MARY!

Gypshees, Trampsh and Chee! You hear it from the people of the townsh they call ush!

CheaCake is posting all over this thread.

He’s getting enough money from a trust set up by his father to live in the chateau marmont for 6 months, consume rivers of booze and mountains of coke and attract a shady wife and keep her (no doubt) high too. Damn. Allman had 7 wives, 4 other kids and a lifetime of addiction. I never would have guessed he was wealthy enough to keep Elijah in this lifestyle.

He lives in Chateau Marmont?? That’s so 2008 Lindsay Lohan.

I'd ride his horny, spendthrift cock

I like (Elijah) Blue!

She needs the money more than he does. Cher's new guy costs $$$$$$

Elijah with a J!

We mushht help save Chashhhtee-tee, too!

[quote] What money?

Read the article lazy bones! He gets a substantial trust payout every year from a trust his father set up for him.

1/2 Cree, that’s all he ever heard

Two kids and both messed up.

Still, she'll always have those Bob Mackie costumes to look back on.

No he’s not a look-alike of his dad. And yes, Cher hasn’t left a great legacy with her kids. I’m not sure why. I think Chaz is maybe a good example of a someone born to be the opposite sex. But Elijah had his drug addict (but talented) dad. I like Cher and I think she’s a good person. But sometimes it’s not all on a parent.

^It couldn't be easy having Cher as a mother - just like I'm sure that it's no treat to be Madonna's kid - but at least Madonna's kids have somewhat coherent fathers in their lives or in the case of the adopted kids, good help. It's no wonder this guy is a hot mess

OP needs to be placed under conservatorship stat.

Not sure why Chaz several decades long journey to becoming a transsexual or Elijah being a life-long drug addict reflects on Cher's parenting. She's admitted that she wasn't the perfect parent. As far as Elijah, Gregg was never a father until the last decade or so of his life. There's also a lot of parents across the country dealing with adult children's drug issues...

Both his parents were part-time available at best. I'm sure that is a part of it, also a lot of habits and parents are obtained from your close circle of friends. I learned to distance myself from friends who consumed drugs regularly when I was a teen and throughout my college years. Many of those who didn't clean up relatively young are either dead or lifetime alcoholics or drug addicts.

Cher, Angela Lansbury,, Carol Burnett, Shirley MacLaine, Julie Andrews and Doris Day were terrible mothers.

That was mainly because their careers took up a big chunk of their time. You need a stable, experienced, long-term live-in nanny to rear the kids in your absence.

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^^Sorry, I forgot about Muriel's one-sided war with the DM. I wrote that Elijah is the spitting image of Greg Allman.

Julie and her daughter Emma have been writing together a long time. Emma's dad Tony was a scenery designer and Emma also runs a theater in New England. Their relationship seems enviable. The others I have no idea.

Cher got zero help with Elijah from Gregg. And yet he seems to have inherited Allman's addictions--that's gotta bite.

Wasn't Chee homophobic towards the older child for a long time?

Cher said she was the last person Chastity told that she (Chastity) was a lesbian and Cher was angry about that.

Not that it should've come as any surprise, you just had to take one look at Chastity to know that she was into pussy.

R123, why include Dame Lansbury? When she realized the kind of lives her children were living... drugs, Manson-adjacent, she upped sticks, took the clan to a remote location in Ireland and worked to get them straightened out or at least off drugs.

I think her offspring became responsible adults.

Take Chee Home

Poor Chee.

Yes, Angela Lansbury doesn’t belong on that list of horrible mothers.

Does Bobby Cannavale qualify as a horrible father?

Dame Angela!

[quote] Yes, Angela Lansbury doesn’t belong on that list of horrible mothers.

And your basis for that is?

Cher says he's missing and court is tomorrow.

No, today! His hearing is today. WHET Elijah Minnelli

Her conservatorship was denied!

He told the court he'd been sober for three months and he withdrew his divorce action against his wife, who arrived at court with him.

pics?

Big story at the Daily Mail with pics.

I don't trust Elijah's weird-ass wife. And on what planet is she 37? She looks 57. He'll be dead within a year and she'll have the big payday she's been angling for. Say what you will about Chee, but she has the instincts to see what's happening here.

Conservatorships are notoriously difficult to obtain. I investigated this when my Alzheimer’s mother started withdrawing cash from bank accounts that just disappeared and she was stealing car keys to go to the bank. In Britney's case, I suspect her drug use and continued impairment around her toddlers was a deciding factor.

Chee does not care for Miss Meghan Markle

[quote] In Britney's case, I suspect her drug use and continued impairment around her toddlers was a deciding factor.

R145, that would still in no way excuse keeping Spears in such a restrictive conservatorship, essentially making her a prisoner, for over a dozen years. She had already lost custody of her children, who basically grew up while she was under the yoke of her conservatorship.

Keep it to your lane, r 147. You probably already knew I was discussing very early issues. Being stupid and uninformed doesn't make you either beatific or bright.

Or even giving a shit about her toddlers, r147. Because you cared so much about them as she was speeding with either of them between her legs, dashing about on Los Angeles boulevards. Because she could and did.

FREE ELIJAH!

CHEE ELIJAH!

FREE CHEE!

Can someone kindly explain how/why Carol Burnett was a bad mother? I tried Googling and found nothing. TIA!

Keep it to my lane, R148? What lane would that be?

Wow, R149--I'm so gratified you care so much about her toddlers from decades ago. How about now? Any concerns about them now, since you cared so much about them then?

[quote] Being stupid and uninformed doesn't make you either beatific or bright.

By the way, R148, you're very unremarkable, so I'm not sure where your attitude comes from. You read like a dumb cunt.

Thanks, man r155! 👍 for your dogwhistle performance and auto-fellating attitude. We gotcha!

What the fuck are you banging on about, cunt R156?

Still waiting, gash R156.

You sound inflamed, r158. Ibuprofen does wonders.

So does Midol, R159.

Come on and take a Chee ride, Chee ride

Come on and take it by my side

Come on and take a CHEE RIDE !!

Reasons to love Chee:

Calling Vadge a cunt and supposedly blasting Markle!

Chee forever!

Elijah's wife looks like a high priestess of satanism. What's her story?

Let's see how far Elijah gets on a 120K a year...

I've been to Paradise but I've never been to Chee.

She dealt two cards, a queen and a three and mumbled some words that were so strange to Chee.

[quote] Elijah's wife looks like a high priestess of satanism. What's her story?

She’s a high priestess of satanism.

Call Chee By Your Name.

No surprise. Many boomers have to step in and take over the fucked up lives of their kids.

I don't think our girl has much of a chance to save her douche son.

You can't make anyone sober if they don't want it for themselves.

The sketchy wife is after a paycheck and Cher knows compost when she sees it.

As for Britney, I think we've all seen the results of her emancipation.

[quote] As for Britney, I think we've all seen the results of her emancipation.

R170, the results? Spears is neither dead, a drug addict, an alcoholic, nor anything else that warrants 24/7 lockdown.

And, I should add, pilfering her money as an excuse that she's crazy.

She's probably using drugs, R171. She's broadcast nude photos / videos of herself.

She's probably on her way to an early grave.

And, R173, she's no different from a lot of others who will do the same, with the freedom to do so. In her case, millions were to be made. THAT was at the heart of her father's drive to keep her under his thumb for 12 years.

She's hardly incapacitated.

No need for a conservatorship here. The dogs are thinking, "Mama is crazy."

The knives were fake, R175.

I don't think so, R174. Most people have more sense than to broadcast fully nude videos of themselves.

And going topless on social media? If every one of us were put into conservatorship for that...

[quote] Most people have more sense than to broadcast fully nude videos of themselves.

Oh, my sides!

Riiiight, R179. People who do porn is a big chunk of the population.

There are extremely few celebrities of Britney's stature who do X rated stuff.

R180, he has every right to do what she wants. And what exactly, do you mean by X-rated stuff? Whatever you offer up can be fact-checked, btw.

Nudity is not x-rated.

*she has every right

I believe in one of the videos you could see her vagine. That's X rated.

X rated means you can see genitals.

WHO THE FUCK IS ELIJAH MINELLI?

OP is making a pun. Elijah sounds a bit like Liza, so he tacked on Minelli. The correct name is Elijah Blue Allman.

OP deliberately misspelled Cher and gave Elijah a made-up name to increase the chances of getting responses to his thread. He's nefarious.

[quote]R180, he has every right to do what she wants.

If she were in her right mind and not doing drugs, she might not do a lot of this stuff.

I can't believe that, (given the video evidence alone) anybody can think Brit isn't circling the drain.

The knives were real and those poor dogs are in danger.

Cha-cha-cha-Chee-a!

quote [I believe in one of the videos you could see her vagine. That's X rated.]

I believe I'd like to see evidence of this, R183.

Britney looks like shit in most of her videos. She should at least get in some camera and lighting people so they can set her up properly.

I'm sure it's been removed, R190. But I distinctly remember her prancing around naked. Maybe she was being coy and didn't show everything. I can't remember. People were saying in the comments, "Someone needs to help this girl."

R186 I deliberately typed Elijah Minnelli after the joke in the Roseanne episode with Florence Henderson.

However, the Chee was a genuine typo or autocorrect.

So your "memory" is conjecture, R192.

We know, OP/R493.

We know, OP/[R193].

Yes, R194. I'm 59 and senile.

Her sons must have been thrilled that their mom was prancing around naked.

[quote] Her sons must have been thrilled that their mom was prancing around naked.

As you seem to recall, with no proof.

There's no full frontal nude picture of Spears posted by her or anyone else.

Here you go, silly bastards. Now, did she put the heart in the groinal area or was she on display in all her glory?

Lock her up, Dad! Take her money!

No woman has ever done this in the history of free publicity.

Madonna nude!

Lock her up!

Oh, no--Madonna, again!

Madonna!

More importantly- where's Chastity?

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But Britney--lock her up!

chee chong, chee chong chong, chiee chong chong chong,

Madonna will do anything for attention.

I don't know if Britney would have done the nude pics if she were in her right mind.

Ah so, R211, with Madonna it was a career move, but with Britney, it means she's insane and her father needed to step in. Btw, Madonna's nudes are actual full-frontal nudes, unlike Spears'.

There no question Madonna is a trashy ho, R212. Not a person to emulate.

Let's get back to the topic of this thread: Chee and Elijah Minelli the junkie.

So ho R213, we can expect full frontals from trashy Madonna, but with non-frontals from Britney, she's crazy?

R215, Britney is an embarrassment to her kids. The end.

Madge wasn't mentally ill when she decided to make a spectacle of herself. And I'll bet her decision to do nude pics had consequences for her too.

People were laughing at Madonna when she did the shoot including the pic where her legs are sticking out from under the bed. She had a full team styling her and nobody to straighten the seam of her stockings over her butt crack?

[quote] And I'll bet her decision to do nude pics had consequences for her too.

It did, R217. $$$$$

Elijah's parents --- fashion icons

[quote] Britney is an embarrassment to her kids. The end.

Think of the children!

R220 VPL

We're so proud of Mom!

Rules for thee and not for Chee!

R223 Hot lady! So youthful!

Yes, Elijah definitely looks like an Allman.

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Too bad he pissed it away. Like father, like son.

You lost, r228?

[quote] Elijah's wife looks like a high priestess of satanism. What's her story?

She's a real nasty piece of work . Apparently everything that's wrong in her life is Cher's fault:

"There's a slew of new accusations against Cher made by her son's estranged wife, including that the "Believe" songstress is allegedly hiding his whereabouts and blocking access to him.

In new court documents obtained by ET, MarieAngela King is requesting that the court compel Elijah Blue Allman to attend the estranged couple's next divorce hearing, after he missed Friday's trial conference to update the court on the divorce case. King claims she hasn't seen Allman in more than six months, and she's pointing the finger at the 77-year-old singer, who allegedly "continues to interfere with his health management as well as his location and accessibility."

You’ll be crying over chee! Cause you’ll be cryin over chee!

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According to Elijah's wife, Marieangela King (who says Cher is unfit to be conservator):

[quote] King said that she's known Cher for more than a decade; and that the Moonstruck actress 'doesn't drive, doesn't make her own food or dress herself,' TMZ reported, citing court docs.

[quote] King said in court docs that Cher personally told her that she was 'manic depressive.'

My favorite Chee song is “If I Could Turn Back Tee.”

Also “I Got You Bee.”

His brother/her son was very funny on Curb Your Enthusiasm as the trans with a big, swinging dick—said big dick triggered the demise of Latte Larry’s.

Didn't Chee suffer from Epstein-Barr syndrome? WHET that?

Conservatorship is all the rage! Chee and Elijah, Bobby Cannavale over his druggie son Jake, Jay Leno and his wife with Alzheimer's...

When I search online, I can't find any mention of Bobby Cannavale's conservatorship over his son Jake.

Chee was Denied again.

R229 Oops wrong thread (but Chee's pussy does matter).

How is Chee doing this year?

Sum Ting Wong

This still makes me giggle.

Chee Too Low

I'm worried about Cher, y'all.

Half Chee, that's all I ever heard

What's it all about AlfChee

You Better Sit Down Cheeds

The Chee Goes On

Can a large, sharp boulder land directly on the Chee troll?

Preferably one on fire?

She's exhausting.

I Got You, Chee

What does Charitee say or think about this? Or his Big Mac??

Jake Cannavale is now under the conservatorship of his father Bobby. Jake is free to work with the permission of his father, who has granted that permission. Jake works under they eye of his father and drug counselors.

"King said that she's known Cher for more than a decade; and that the Moonstruck actress 'doesn't drive, doesn't make her own food or dress herself,' TMZ reported, citing court docs."

Of course not. I'M CHEE, BITCH!