Madonna’s fake ass shocks fans on tour

You would think with her money she could afford a personal trainer that would put her on a diet and exercise regimen that would build her glutes. If she wasn't up for that at least go to Brazil to get the surgery done. She looks like a circus freak.

At this point I cannot find a reason for her to not kill herself.

The ridiculous butt aside, it’s disturbing how she’s jerking around like an animatronic ghoul in a haunted house attraction.

what's sad is that if she had never done all this to herself she might actually be fuckable for an old lady. which is all she's chasing.

R3 an accurate and hilarious description!

That's an insult to the animatronic ghoul in a haunted house attraction.

Diaper-arse.

And a full diaper at that.

No sillies, that’s the bastard child of Charro and Joe Cocker

My eyes!

What the actual fuck? It looks like she used a couple of bath towels stuffed in her pants. Stupid, ugly and just gross. Even for that desperate old ho.

I'm prettyy sure that costume has padding. If you see her in other costumes during the show, her ass looks normal. Her butt implants were gone in photos taken after her recovery. I do think the butt implants are gone and she doesn't want a flat looking ass in that costume, so it's padded. She thinks it looks sexy. It looks utterly ridiculous.

I think she's tremendous.

[quote] If she wasn't up for that at least go to Brazil to get the surgery done. She looks like a circus freak.

Uh, the butt surgeries out of Brazil look ridiculous. It has the highest mortality rate out of any surgery.

So fucking sad. Do any of these female ICONS realize their value, talent, and contribution? Cher? Madonna? Marlo (kinda, but she was always a sell-out. Witness the last season of That Girl when it was All About getting married).

You're wrong. This is cool and I'm an icon. All of my money managers tell me so. They also say everyone negative is a hater!

Is it me, or does anyone else feel like once you've hit your sixties it's okay to no longer be sexually attractive? I'm younger than she is, but still old, and I just try to look neat, clean, and a tiny bit stylish. It's a relief not to have to be in the game anymore. I just cannot imagine getting silicone implants in my ass thinking (delusionally) that will make young people think I'm hot.

Seems that arenas full of people around the world want to have their Madonna parry with Madonna and good for them. I'm all for letting people have whatever makes them happy in this crazy cruel world. Not my cuppa, but there's more important things to rip to shreds.

Party*

Madonna’s list of personality disorders is a mile long.

It’s the Carol Burnett as Charo’s Mom skit tour!

That looks like a costume not the result of a surgical procedure

It does look like a full diaper.

Worst Case of Prolapse. Ever.

The Kartrashians have all downsized their asses. Someone should tell Madonna she’s five years behind on this trend.

The stiff arthritic movements are shocking to witness

It's strange because Cher is 12 years older than Madonna and -- despite clearly have had as much if not more work done -- Cher looks 'better'.

And yes, I use the term 'better' loosely.

Cher also has a better personality than this cunt.

R26 True, but who doesn't?

R26 I think Cher has some humility and empathy, hence why she famously threw shade at Madge for "not being a nice person"..

oh lordie she oughta get down from there she's an oldster

In the original "A League of Their Own", there were actresses playing the senior citizen version of their characters. While attractive, I always thought the cinematic old lady version of Madge was was less appealing than how the real Madonna would actually age. Boy, was I wrong. That lady was much more natural, softer, and well-preserved than our current version of Madge.

Haha, r22, an arse prolapse.

Come on you people. That is a costume not implants. She knows how to get all of you haters worked up.

Another raisin trying to pretend she's still a grape. 🍇

I would hope these are just tucked inside her panties, and not actual medically-placed implants. I know that isn't true, however.

She's just gross.

She looks like a grandma trying to do the floss dance without understanding quite how to do it correctly

You can tell there's an old lady under that suit. She looks like my grandma from behind when she's stirring her gravy on the stove.

Narcissism never stops but it should never be encouraged.

At least she has the handicapped bar to hold on to. Like my granny in the shower.

It's not her ass. It's two 7 year olds she hired to climb into each pant leg.

Word is that her glute implants were the cause of her "serious bacterial infection" several months ago. That's why the details were so vague--to avoid embarrassment. If that's true, there's no way she still has them. I agree with those who are saying it's costume padding.

Whatever it is, she is mental.

Really.

Mental.

And gross.

And I loved her. Saw her dozens of times around the world.

She is a mess now. And it started with growing a tree out of her cunt.

She’s mental.

People project themselves and their nostalgia on her, and those are the fans who remain. Given I can't call Madonna a cunt to her face and she'd continue being a cunt anyway, I'm not going to piss on the fans' joy.

I'll do it for you.

SHE'S SO OLD SHE FARTS DUST!

💨.

Is this why she keeps falling down?

Stunning, and a cartoon of someone that was once a popular artist. I am left to believe she imust be mentally ill.

Is she strapped to that bar, and is it there so she can hold on?

[quote] She knows how to get all of you haters worked up.

I don't care about Madonna enough to feel hate for her. She's a stranger who made a bunch of hit songs and was generally an ally to the gays during the dark days of AIDS. That said, she's now turned herself into a sideshow freak and is subject to ridicule and mockery. Defending her won't get you invited over to her Manhattan condo for an intimate dinner party.

Y'all are vicious! And mean! I love you.

^Lourdes

But here you are posting an entire paragraph, r48. Here you are.

R15 Exactly. Good hygiene, nice hair color & cut, clean clothing, light scent & light make up.

There are young women at my gym who have fat asses & wear tight workout clothing that looks like they have a wedgie in their crack. It’s gross looking. I guess it’s to enhance their butt cheeks.

DL's gonna hate hearing these big bummed girls don't care about your ageing white gay male aesthetic and have moved on from you.

R53 = dumb Brit who writes virtue-signaling letters to The Guardian.

That's all you've got, Grandpa?

[quote]Seems that arenas full of people

The arenas are not full of people. Not on the nights that Madonna is there. We already saw on another thread a photo of a Madonna concert where half the stadium was half empty

Let me take that back. The stadium was 75% empty.

Mixed bag at worst. Full houses throughout Europe.

It's bizarre how much y'all are invested in this.

R57, I was actually at that show and once it began the seats filled up.

No one was clamoring to sit around and listen to DJ Mary Mac.