Paranormal billshittrrs, Ed and Lorraine Warren

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LoL! :)

They should remake The Conjuring but now have it be about Catholic con-artists helping a insane mom abuse her kids.

Lorraine was tired of fucking Ed's fat ass. Bring a teenager in to keep him happy. Problem solved.

According to her 2014 statement, Penney often slept with Ed (who she described as abusive toward Lorraine) and became pregnant. "They wanted me to tell everyone that someone had come into my apartment and raped me, and I wouldn't do that," Penney said. "I was so scared. I didn't know what to do, but I had an abortion. The night they picked me up from the hospital after having it, they went out and lectured and left me alone."

Penney and Ed's relationship ended three years before his death, in 2006. Lorraine is reportedly in declining health and could not respond, but her attorney told The Hollywood Reporter the family had "no knowledge of the alleged conduct."

The full story is definitely worth reading, taking an in-depth look at the Warrens' life and legal battles surrounding the hit films, beginning with 2013's The Conjuring, and followed by 2014's Annabelle, 2016's The Conjuring 2 and 2017's Annabelle: Creation. Rolling Stone ranked the original 2013 film as the fourth-best horror film of the 21st century last year. Indiewire predicted the series "could become the biggest horror franchise of the century," with another spinoff and sequel in the works.

The Warrens have long been the subject of public interest. They inspired the Amityville Horror films, and made frequent television appearances. As recently as a few years ago, Lorraine made public appearances to talk about ghosts and demons. "Going into haunting experiences, there were some bad ones, scary ones," she told the New Haven Register in October 2014. "My faith was always my protection."

[quote] Lorraine was tired of fucking Ed's fat ass.

Was Vera Farmigh tired of fucking Patrick Wilson's fat ass?

Good old grifters.

Oh come on! Some young woman is gonna sleep with a toad like him? Gross.

The Amityville Whorehouse

It's sad to hear this, particularly if Ed was abusive towards Lorraine. I saw her speak once at a seminar and besides being a great storyteller, she seemed enormously maternal and sweet. It was toward the end of her life, post-Ed, and she was frail. I believe that the investigations may have started as something "real" and genuine, but as the book and movie deals poured in, the Warrens (particularly Ed) went fully on the grift.

R5 if she is I'll definitely take that luscious ass off her hands!

Given that they made their name on the Amityville case which the owners and writer of the novel later revealed it was all bullshit, one must re-consider their other "claims".

People do love a good charlatan.

People who knew them always said Lorraine was well-intentioned, genuinely thought of herself as a psychic, and was generally unassuming. Ed was a bully.

I’m surprised a ghost hasn’t rolled Lorraine & her wheelchair down a set of stairs.

I knew those two were consummate fraudsters long ago. I remember a talk show they went on and they brought a video of exorcisms they claimed they had conducted. All the videos showed were fools writhing around growling like dogs. But in one there was a man behind held down by a group of people and Ed & Lorraine told the audience "this is where the man's face totally changed into a demon's face right before everyone's eyes". Problem was his face did not change one iota, but the dumbasses in the audience all started foaming at the mouth over what they were watching, or thought they were. The Warrens used the age old power of suggestion, just like faith healers. They whipped people up into a frenzy just by their gift of gab. Most people in that audience probably drove home that day and thought "you know I didn't actually see a damn thing". It takes a while for nitwits to come to their senses. Some never do and will claim they saw something until their dying day.

They faked all manner of paranormal bullshit. The ultimate liars, but people on DL are taking umbrage at Ed plowing a 15 year old.

Those 2 old cons. I remember them being on all the talk shows in the 80's and 90's. I admit I was fascinated by their stories, although I thought Ed was creepy.

LOL!!! Well I suspect this franchise is done! It is for the best as the films have gotten progressively worse. I do not see Patrick or Vera wanting to continue playing these 2 dirty trifling hoes.

I always thought she was probably nice, but a bit off her rocker, and Ed was the used car salesman who helped peddle her crazy delusions.

Very interesting that the girl who (frankly was raped- she was 15) STILL HAS FOND FEELINGS FOR ED and has no kind words for Lorraine. CRAZY to me.

R19 - because if what she say is true, she probably was emotionally underdeveloped. Ed was probably a kindly father figure to her, as fucked up as that sounds, and Lorraine was probably the mean stepmonster who made her abort her love child with the man she loved. That, dear Republicans, is what you call grooming. Not drag queens reading books to kids.

What about drag queens that look like that Annabelle doll? ^^^^

r5, Ed was dead (2006) long before the first Conjuring was made in 2013. If anything their son-in-law, married to their daughter, is the driving force behind perpetuating the Warren's legacy.

r17, they're playing idealized fictional versions of them, C4 will be filmed next year, then a tv series is in development, starting in 2025. They have bills to pay, especially after Covid and the Writer's/Actor's strike.

R21 - they’re obviously possessed. Surely everyone knows Q-anon controls Annabelle.

Speaking of paranormal couples, we need an Abraham -Hicks (Esther and Jerry Hicks) movie. I suspect those two have some skeletons in their closet.

I loved the Amityville horror movie as a kid but I never believed in haunting stories but they are fun to watch.

Ed was a pig and did not deserve his wife.

Amityville amirite?

[quote] I suspect those two have some skeletons in their closet.

Literally?