Who is the weirdest fan on Datalounge?

The Condoleezza Rice troll, obviously

The Gap Playlist guy for me. I just don't get it. Why Gap? Why playlist?

Legz troll on the tennis threads…and nickname clique

Janbot

No one is more obsessive, annoying, and relentless as that fucking Our Dear Paul troll.

The hysterical trans person.

I recall a Helen Reddy troll, a poster who was forever questioning why, whenever three celebrities were photographed together, celebrity X was in middle, Libby posting elaborate tales about her life as Russell Crowe's secret wife, someone who kept insisting that Gloria Estefan sang 'It Ain't Natural' on the 700 Club...

I can't pick just one, though though the lesbian encounter with Dolly Parton behind a dumpster complegte with a description of Dolly's genital piercing (a gorilla fist on the end of a danging chain) scarred me for life.

Some of of the unexpected thus surprising stans have been of: Willy Cartier, Gia Carangi (the latter two maybe the same stan), Gong Li, Capucine, Vlado Kalember, l'ex-impératrice d'Iran Farah Diba, and those OCD infantile weirdo incels who populate the "Hive" like threads of whatever latest topic - nowadays: Heartstopper.

The Danny Elfman troll(s).

Hot Topic In-Store Cleaning Supplies Guy

The bozo that KEEPS doing caps to show how upset they are while at the same time threatening to block everyone that triggers them by that person saying something they don’t agree with.

Tatum O'Neal Stan

R11 Do you know what "fan" means?

The Heartstopper threads terrify me.

There used to be someone who posted about who wears wigs a lot.

Jeanine Garafula stan , idk how to spell. This may be the wig person too.

Vlado Kalember is a handsome superstar.

[quote] The bozo that KEEPS doing caps to show how upset they are while at the same time threatening to block everyone that triggers them by that person saying something they don’t agree with.

Oh honey, you'll need to narrow that down a smidge. Your describing at least 1/3 of the posters on here.

Sam Heughan or Ben Barnes fans simply for length of service.

Any Greg fan - who is not in fact a Greg sock puppet.

So, none?

Any who has repeat posts claiming the celeb is THE most gorgeous, talented luminary while simultaneously slandering a perceived rival. It’s juvenile and creepy.

I think the Paul Mescal troll is sweet but Paul isn't that hot

No, R20, I have no sock puppets.

But I do have fans. Legions of them.

I’m sick of the one-note Patsy Ramsey.

Well she's dead, R24. Isn't that enough for you?!!!

r24 is clearly a member of a foreign faction

I’m not sure if it’s just one queen, but I have been amused for years when Patty Duke is shoehorned into any topic about Hollywood…how she would have been the better choice for for any of the roles played by other actresses. Patty Duke as Norma Rae! Patty Duke as Beth Jarrett! Patty Duke as Loretta Lynn!

We had a very annoying Connie Francis troll a while back.

God I hope I get named.

The Viola Davis fan is a weirdo who is always suggesting Viola for roles that she's not right for.

Anything related to Ben Barnes.

I just don't get those posters and why they're so obsessed with him.

I would have said PMBT several years ago with its Tom Hardy obsession, but I suspect its mother had it committed.

The Susan Richardson troll

Also the Womanly Hips and Yellow Skin trolls...haven't seen them around for awhile

I think they got married, r34.

Why are so few people answering the question?

Mamie Eisenhower makes me hard troll.

Was PMBT the one who was obsessed with Seth McFarlane too? And then there was that psycho that claimed to be his fiancée or something?

Cheryl.

Βrοοκλyn Σεα cοω

Gerg. (He's more of a sociopathic dumpster fire though. Probably has bodies in his closet).

The Vanessa Paradis troll who has flat cheekbones

Not me.

[quote] Gerg. (He's more of a sociopathic dumpster fire though. Probably has bodies in his closet).

No way. I’ve spent too much on my clothing for that.

They’re in the carriage house under a large board.

I almost miss the Sebastian Croft obsessed guy. But not quite.

And, R39, of whom am I a fan?

Or don’t you understand the question posed by the OP?

why did (fill in the blank)'s career go right down the shitter?

The troll never has a grasp on the individual's career.

[quote] The troll never has a grasp on the individual's career.

That's why he asks. It never hurts to ask!

hi why did so-n-so's career go right down the shitter troll. r46

Haha, R47. I'm certainly not that troll, first of all because I am very much loath (and I loathe) to use that word. By extension, I am very much not the scat troll.

The Joann Woodward is a home wrecker troll.

Anyone who is fan of plagiarizing prune enthusiast Greg needs their head examined.

I adore the Paul Mescal superfan and am counting on them to furnish Paul Mescal nudes as soon as they become available.

The Shelley Hack troll.

[quote] Legz troll on the tennis threads

Legz.

Bishes.

The worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third-grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

The Yuzuru Hanyu fan. Nothing about actual skating, just Fanyu worship.

R51 Paul Mescal showed his hairy cock and pert little arse on TV in "Normal People", part of what made him famous to start with.

As others have said, the Heartstopper threads. I've posted in them a couple of times because I've watched both seasons so I've got a casual interest in it.

But those threads have several posters who post at breakneck speed about it's almost all about the actors rather than the show itself. They obsessively follow the actions of the cast on social media and post ceaselessly about who's following/unfollowing who, where the cast members are, what they're doing, etc.

It's like no other thread here and even though they say they're gay men (well, I've asked once or twice and a few replied) they seem like teenage girls as they give off an obsessive immaturity commonly seen in teenage girls who obsess over boy bands. It's not just the fact their behaviour is weird it's the fact it's on this site and there's none of the acerbic wit seen in pretty much every single DL thread. It's like even the sarcastic DL posters are put off by their threads and that's when you know it's bad.

The Norma Shearer troll

The 2 idiots who have been bickering about the Barbie movie for the last month.

[quote] Anyone who is fan of plagiarizing prune enthusiast Greg needs their head examined.

Oh dear, R50.

Did you ever take an ESL class?

You really should consider it.

R52 hello.

The Vivian Vance Poll-Troll.

Honest to god, we've had sufficient.

The Nikki Haley troll is fucking killing me!

Years ago we had a foot fetishist who only wanted to talk about the feet of very specific, random celebrities. Dan Abrams for one, and also some guy named Kerry McNally who to this day I couldn't pick from a lineup. He had at least one thread going at all times for many years. I hope he finally found someone who met his specs and was willing to be shrimped.

The bearking bore. Tedious.

Tell me about the following:

Womanly Hips and Yellow Skin trolls.

Mamie Eisenhower makes me hard troll.

The Vanessa Paradis troll who has flat cheekbones

R2 I don’t get it either. Abercrombie and Fitch playlists were waaaayyy more fabulous.

I’m reluctant to even share his name because it may trigger a revival but Timothée Chalamet.

The hysterical Republican at r6 who hates trans people and uses Tucker Carlson talking points

Janbot

R69 There you are!

[quote] I would have said PMBT several years ago with its Tom Hardy obsession, but I suspect its mother had it committed.

I was less bothered by that than by his Seth MacFarlane obsession. He was always posting his imagined scenarios about talking over his problems with his mother with MacFarlane.

In the Lardos threads, there is a small group of people who obsess over a fat Tumblr girl, every concert she goes to, everything she eats, and every celebrity she adores. The celebrities are Niall Horan, Lewis Capaldi, and someone else I’ve never heard of. I used to scroll by these threads until one sleepless night when I started reading and couldn’t fathom why these people (they can’t possibly be gay men, I can’t imagine any gay man would care about this) are so obsessed with a fat European girl.

'schoolmarm' something or other

When i think of the trolls I miss the most, however, the Pink Lady Troll ("Herro!...") is certainly near the top of my list.

The Lange Loon. Then the Mescal Troll.

Another vote for the Condi Rice and Nikki Haley trolls. Every so often threads are started like: "Condoleeza Rice is remarkable" or "Nikki Haley is beautiful." I can't tell if the OPs are being sarcastic or sincere.

[quote] We had a very annoying Connie Francis troll a while back.

You got something against Connie Francis?

The Timothy Hutton troll.

That meme, like his career, never really got off the ground after the first try.

Buck never would have been grounded after the first try!

The Proctor and Gamble soap opera trolls. Also the Knots Landing trolls.

Winner is Ben Barnes Troll. Both of em.

The “ he has a mutilated penis” troll/s makes me want to blow up the world.

I want to end my life every time I see the names Helen Lawson or Vivian Vance on this site. What started out amusingly has become beyond tedious. Please for the sake of all humanity STOP!

R83 is either Neely O'Hara or William Frawley.

The Lange Loon, Ben Barnes troll, etc. aren't that weird to me, it's not uncommon for gay men to obsess over "diva" singers and actresses or hot male celebs though the amount of discussion over them is a bit much

It's harder for me to understand people obsessing over twats like Condi Rice and Nikki Haley who worked for anti-gay administrations

The unhinged Markle fan who pop in now and again to remind us that the FBI is investigating and coming to arrest anyone who criticizes Mrs. Harry

^ Do you mean the one who posts lots of pictures of morbidly obese women? If so, I agree.

The Lardos anti-fans and the Heartstopper fans are all nuts.

The latest one, the flabby/saggy old man ass troll, started last week or the week before.

R86 The Markle-hater trolls are just as bad. All Markle posts should be against the law by now.

R19, your presumption is is hypothetical. There are no such creatures in the real world.

R81 The one P&G troll who is just really deeply mentally ill and has a half dozen sockpuppets. Its posts really display the signs of mental illness. Especially the ones about how X actress clogged the studio toilets. Just.....so bizarro.

Omg r64 the Kerry McNally foot troll was so ridiculous.

McNally was a host on NBC’s attempt at QVC, ShopNBC. He is a bland, nondescript white man.

At one point McNally was shilling mattresses on Shop NBC, and took off his shoes to get on the bed. That troll posted multiple threads about how hot it was-fucking lunatic.

Once again Gerg is mentioned and then within mere seconds responds.

R93, Greg uses notifications. At this point, I assume that he also has notifications for Grog, Gerg, Dreg, etc. He's very invested in being a DL character.

[quote] Another vote for the Condi Rice and Nikki Haley trolls. Every so often threads are started like: "Condoleeza Rice is remarkable" or "Nikki Haley is beautiful." I can't tell if the OPs are being sarcastic or sincere.

Everyone, do a search for Nikki Haley, then for Condi. You can see those threads are posted on a regular basis, sometimes every week to 10 days or so.

I know everything is not "Boris" but really, I have to assume from the frequency and consistency/uniformity of these posts that someone somewhere is getting paid to post those threads here.

[quote] He's very invested in being a DL character.

If he's a character, I'd like him to be more of a Rosalind Shays.

[quote] Once again Gerg is mentioned and then within mere seconds responds.

The most surprising thing is your surprise, R93.

Am I responding to myself now?

[quote] If he's a character, I'd like him to be more of a Rosalind Shays.

I always take the stairs, R96.

Am I someone whom people loved to hate?

Stroppy, manipulative, icy, bitchy, but always getting my mark?

Okay.

[quote] Greg uses notifications.

[bold] WRONG [/bold]

Once again asshole Greg makes it all about him.

Isn’t there a time limit on the computer in whatever halfway house he lives in? UGH.

It’s not just one of you, but the scariest super fan is The Dick Sleuth - show .23% of a penis and they can tell you name, age, media source, any vitamin deficiencies, and family psychiatric history.

With this much power comes much responsibility. I dated morons with cameraphones and I don’t want old pictures of my dick attached to my linked-in garbage page.

These superfans could go nuclear at any moment - dick pics everywhere with ids attached. “What’s your credit score? What’s your dick score?”

[quote] Once again asshole Greg makes it all about him. Isn’t there a time limit on the computer in whatever halfway house he lives in? UGH.

No. R39 & R50 did that.

Are you that dumb, R100.

I merely respond to my detractors.

And I don’t live in a halfway house. I live in two very lovely homes, that you likely could only dream about.

Anything else?

What’s worse: Gerg’s recipes or Gerg’s minutae re the map of greater Boston? I hesitate to use the word greater…if I put it in quotes he’ll respond with added harshness.

[quote] There are no such creatures in the real world.

Okay, SouthernLib, thanks for stopping by.

Bye!

[quote] What’s worse: Gerg’s recipes or Gerg’s minutae re the map of greater Boston? I hesitate to use the word greater…if I put it in quotes he’ll respond with added harshness.

Well, R103, seeing as my recipes are always reliably excellent, I would have to say the latter.

I hope this wasn’t too harsh for you. I would not want to hurt your feelings.

R54 COMPLETELY missed the assignment.

R59 did not understand the assignment.

R65 - how is that stupid fun a "fan"? Completely ignored the assignment.

FOR FUCKS SAKE the CRITERIA is FAN. WEIRD FAN. Not annoying trolls of any tripe. BIZARRE FANS. Sheesh!

Timothée Chalamet is a weird fan.... of?

The criteria is FAN. Weird FANS.

That took all of two minutes for Gerg to reply. Wasn’t he out getting a haircut, or watching his partner cook, or making an AI recipe or something?

Yes you ARE making it all about you, Gerg. Not getting the hint?

Take a one way ticket to Shut Fuck Mountain.

R111, I got a haircut in Boston yesterday. But thanks for asking!

What have I done today?

Mowed the lawns.

Picked weeds from the brick pathway in my garden.

I watered and fed my houseplants.

I’ve stripped and changed the beds and put fresh towels in the bathrooms.

I caught a groundhog and transported it to a state forest.

I’ve vacuumed and washed the floors.

I’m about to have a late lunch.

R106, R107, R108, R109 —

That’s because the so-called assignment was barely written in English.

Oh, and because people will do as they like.

[quote] Yes you ARE making it all about you, Gerg. Not getting the hint?

No, I’m not good at hints.

Clearly.

[quote] I’m sick of the one-note Patsy Ramsey.

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey is a Datalounge legend.

If you can't get with her, you should leave. Or we can push you down a flight of stairs and strangle you with your own panties.

^ Very clearly.

[quote] If you can't get with her, you should leave. Or we can push you down a flight of stairs and strangle you with your own panties.

Hmmm…a real Sophie’s choice.

The one who does all those unappealing Jack Grealish threads.

I have had it with the "M" troll.

The 15 or so British Dataloungers obsessed with HM vs BRF.

Oh, Glennie. Hollywood "had it" with YOU after Dangerous Liaisons.

But it's cute you still think you might catch up to my Oscar count!

[quote] You got something against Connie Francis?

Yes! Bitch just doesn't have the range.

Poor Connie—Ed did her no favor there…

The fat fraus who seethe because they're not fucking my hubby.

Frog

Frap

Froy

For those of you who mentioned me…

Surviving Angel / Bonnie Prince Charlie and all the deranged Klan Grannies who haunt BRF Threads. The last antediluvian revenant Stans of Windsor's Barnum- Bailey Circus.

Probably that one who keeps starting threads about saggy asses.

We love you Janbot!

Janet SLAYS!

Grandmadonna DECAYS!

R124 Love this performance. She did much more rangy songs beautifully. She's the best!

R28 Many CF fans still here.....just to let you know!

R134 OK, that's weird.

R103

What’s worse?

I don’t read the Greg threads so I have no opinion of him or the threads he starts but I am overwhelmed by the number of posters that constantly bring him up in threads not about him and him not on . And I do mean constantly. Like addicts without any self control.

The Greg Super Fans who go on and on about him are up there with the weirdest.

Greek Fake Royal Family Stan. Let's hope it's not a gay man rather pathetic fat Frau.

R136 Greg Super Fans are Greg.

R138

The Greg Super Fans are all the bozos that cannot stop posting about him. Attacks or praise it makes no difference.

It’s like they are obsessed.

The one who keeps posting speculations about Lindsay Graham’s sex life. Beyond boring and no fun to imagine, low effort.

[quote] [R136] Greg Super Fans are Greg.

No, they are not.

All the people here who keep loading all of my posts with W&Ws.

It gets embarrassing, although I understand their enthusiasm for my posts.

[quote] The Greg Super Fans are all the bozos that cannot stop posting about him. Attacks or praise it makes no difference.

R136/R139, I can’t speak very well about the many people who seem obsessed by me in a negative way. They will never admit it, but they, too, are fans—but fans who are jealous or who feel intimidated by me for some ridiculous reason. But, despite their protestations, it is clear that they can’t get enough.

And those who admit to being fans? Leave them alone. Why wouldn’t they be? They are interested in what I post. And, their response to the crazy negativity that sometimes surrounds me, is to come to my defense.

Then there are the really wise individuals who claim not to read my threads or to be interested in cooking, but who are critical of those who try to take me on. They question what is motivating these types. I appreciate these people.

Thank you to those who say nice things.

What, no thanks for those of us who talk shit about you?

^ Those individuals, mentioned in my first paragraph, have my gratitude because they are a source of endless amusement.

I am strangely drawn to conspiracy theorists and those who fall prey to cults.

Poor Gregory

You can deny it all you like. But we all know the truth. This is just not a community that would be so supportive of any poster, not just you. There have been so many posters much more interesting than you who would only get a nod now and then.

If you would just cut the pill in half next time and scale back your effort, it would be more believable.

But you’re wrong, SouthernLib.

Very wrong.

You see, R139?

SouthernLib is a good example of what you say:

[quote] The Greg Super Fans are all the bozos that cannot stop posting about him. Attacks or praise it makes no difference. It’s like they are obsessed.

True. SouthernLib and others are constantly trying to engage with me and are desperate for my attention.

Funny.

Is "Greg" just one big, long, monotonous EST?

I’m hardly monotonous, R149.

Try again.

R149 = 0/10

Defacto (“Greg,” “GermanGayGuy”) so needy and unhinged on weekends

Leave out the "big and long" r149 and I think you describe him perfectly!

WHET "Greg's" super fan/sock puppet - that one pretending to be a woman? She rabidly defends "Greg" as part of her sock puppet-ness even more vociferously than Bradley Cooper's PR team defends his fake heterosexuality.

[quote] Defacto (“Greg,” “GermanGayGuy”) so needy and unhinged on weekends

I was wondering where you’ve been, Crazy!

I’ve missed you!

😘

[quote] WHET "Greg's" super fan/sock puppet - that one pretending to be a woman? She rabidly defends "Greg" as part of her sock puppet-ness even more vociferously than Bradley Cooper's PR team defends his fake heterosexuality.

Interesting. I don’t recall a female fan. Maybe you mean Tallulah?

I have no sock puppets.

[quote] I am overwhelmed by the number of posters that constantly bring him up in threads not about him

Most of those people are the same poster. Greg posts itself and then answers to itself. Look at the posting times. The reply from Greg is always a few minutes after the initial post.

It's just unfunny fuckery. Just block and FF him and live in bliss like the rest of us.

Interesting that Matt is so desperate to hide his use of the “Greg” sock. He was the same way with GermanGayGuy. It completely took over the cosplay.

R157 wants desperately to be right, but he is not.

Posting times aside, I never create a post and then respond to it. What fun is that. No.

So, R157, as much as I love conspiracy theories (and I really do), you should look elsewhere.

[quote] Interesting that Matt is so desperate to hide his use of the “Greg” sock. He was the same way with GermanGayGuy. It completely took over the cosplay.

Wow, R158, that really is interesting.

You must be such good fun at a party!

I am Matt!

I am DeFacto!

I am GermanGayGuy!

I am crazy GapPlaylist Guy!

Off to fold some kitchen linens.

Yes, fake "Tallulah" the "Greg" sock puppet.

That alt hasn't posted any ridiculous scripted raving in awhile. Retired that character, "Greg?"

No, R162, I have no such character.

You really are desperate, aren’t you?

He could clear up at least some of the controversy by admitting to using notifications. I know this because I've mentioned this dismal DL character myself and he shows up moments later.

Admitting to his use of notifications would explain at least some of the synchronicity that people have noticed. But he refuses to do so because he enjoys the "controversy".

He's already colonised this thread but, for future threads, a) do not engage and b) NEVER mention him or any of his nicknames. I wouldn't be surprised if he even has a notification for "prunes".

The misogynist Britney trolls who for some bizarre reason want her imprisoned and extorted. It’s next level insanity. Nobody here knows the woman, much less anything about her mental health. Why didn’t said troll want Anne Heche put in a conservatorship? She would have actually benefitted from it.

[quote] I wouldn't be surprised if he even has a notification for "prunes".

Oh, I do.

I do have a notification for ‘prunes’, ‘cod’, and ‘high tea’.

R139, see?

R157, R162, & R164 are all fans who can’t admit their obsession with me, so they couch it in criticism.

All very interesting, isn’t it?

WE KNOW, r161

[quote] WE KNOW, [R161]

Well good then.

Oh, and Tallulah.

I am also Tallulah.

R164, Defacto basically LIVES on DL. The pullet-snouted incel behaved the same way with its GermanGayGuy cosplay. You mentioned it and two seconds later it replied, day or night.

Defuckto must be in a group home.

The "Lucy would have played such and such a part if Gary hadn't stopped her". Am I getting that right? Beyond tedious.

Whoever thinks just bringing up Arlene Francis is somehow hilarious.

Some of the Froy fans who know WAY too much about every minute of his existence.

My favorite random celebrity interest trolls are the John Payne troll, The Lange Loon, the Liv Ullmann troll, and the Isabelle Adjani is awful troll.

Also, I’m not sure they count as a purely DL troll because I’ve seen him in Facebook groups and on Instagram, but the Concluding Chapter of Crawford guy. He claims Joan didn’t DRINK in her later years, my sides!

And yes, I want the Gong Li and Capucine trolls to come back badly.

Some of these replies, like the "Gary Lucy" one at R172, really aren't answering the question and are more fitting for the recent "Absent of Funny" thread.

This thread is specifically about weird fans/stans/aficionados on the DL.

Sorry for spamming the thread, but very present ones that I hate are the handful of trolls that FUME at the idea of Katharine Hepburn and Greta Garbo being lesbians whenever it’s brought up - very present in threads involving either woman. They have to be Old Hollywood interested straight women from Twitter or Instagram because I can’t imagine a gay man would be mad at someone calling an actress gay.

Whatever happened to the Colton Haynes troll? Perhaps she masturbated herself to death.

r175 Id love to Bang the Gong

Cavill had SEVERAL trolls and they all loved to run him down.

Colto.

No r181

R176 Trolls like you

This thread... disappoints. The DL "Golden Generation" must be getting old, losing steam and wit, or simply leaving this mortal coil.

[quote]more fitting for the recent "Absent of Funny" thread.

Exactly, R176. As every teacher says, "Read the prompt".

Well there seem to be a few people who think they're here to teach the rest of us, and as always, those people are not the most liked people in the room.

PoisonedDragon needs help. When he is off meds he feels attacked by everyone and everything, lashing out disproportionately heavily. Especially his obsession with "sock puppets" should alarm health care specialists. It's not cute. It's annoying and derails the most benign threads. But even worse is that you read from someone clearly unstable and there is no way to reach him with words to seek help.

It is my belief that anyone on here who is obsessed with trolls, sock puppets, DeFacto, Boris, or me is mentally unstable and should be regarded as nothing more than a nuisance.

Oh fuck off Greg.

Jesus Christ you’re obnoxious. Your dinner parties must be absolute torture if you’re the chef and hostess.

Phony, insincere twat. Eat shit and die!

Greg = Lipstick Lesbian?

Having a bad day, R189?

Why do I trigger you so?

R190, you’re kidding, right?

I seem to remember LL lavishing praise on "Greg's" "recipes."

LL was Brazilian and posted occasionally in Portuguese so unlikely. On the other hand, there are lots of Portuguese in MA and Greg lives in MA so maybe.

[quote] I seem to remember LL lavishing praise on "Greg's" "recipes."

Maybe, but I can’t say that I recall “LL” lavishing praise on “my” “recipes.” Do “you” recall on which “recipes” “LL” lavished “praise?”

[quote] LL was Brazilian

Probably still is.

I don't think we should make threads bashing each other.

R197 I know, huh? It's just more pointless bitchery.

Lipstick Lesbian was never redtagged

I agree, R197.

I am always kind, generous, polite, and am sometimes amusing.

I only get a wee bit aggressive as a last resort.

The Michael Jackson defender(s) - not sure if it's multiple people or just one troll

[quote]I am always kind, generous, polite

Not to Dutchie and Tony Woodward.

[quote]and am sometimes amusing

Never.

I cannot wait until Greg gets red tagged. He’s got his gangrenous toe on the line. Muriel will have fun with the red tag.

Yes, R202, that’s correct.

You see, I feel no obligation to be kind, generous, or polite with those who go out of their way to be unkind to me.

That’s why I said,

“ I only get a wee bit aggressive as a last resort.”

Dutchie and Tony Woodard are not at all deserving of my generosity.

Why don’t you lecture them?

Are you always such a pussy, R202?

And you are wrong about my never being amusing. You must not have a sense of humor.

Poor you!

[quote] I cannot wait until Greg gets red tagged. He’s got his gangrenous toe on the line. Muriel will have fun with the red tag.

Now why on earth would I be red tagged, R203?

Seriously. I have so many fans out here and just a handful of detractors.

I have no sock puppets.

I am generous with sharing something that so many people out here enjoy.

I respond to the many questions people ask.

Muriel, whom I love, knows the truth and can see that I do no wrong here.

Muriel knows that I NEVER ask myself questions and respond anonymously or with a made up name.

Muriel knows the truth and that’s why I am very secure in my position.

Thanks, Muriel!

And R202, if you’re going to be Tony’s bitch, you might want to learn how to spell his name.

Just a suggestion.

Gerg is on the warpath!

The saggy/flabby ass troll just posted a new thred.

"Thread" not "thred"

[quote] Gerg is on the warpath!

Nah. Just the facts.

[quote]My favorite random celebrity interest trolls are the John Payne troll, The Lange Loon, the Liv Ullmann troll, and the Isabelle Adjani is awful troll.

R173 - As the Isabelle Adjani Is Awful Troll, I gleefully approve of your message.

The new-ish troll that starts discussion threads about celebrities and always ends with some dramatic exclamation like "She IS (name of celebrity)!"

I'm sure if Little Miss Priss was doing that introduction in person she'd probably do a "Ta-da!" tap move.

I hate the Birthday Troll who doesn't realize we can see his other posts, which are pro-Trump, anti-trans, anti-"Dems", etc.

PMBT.

The guy who has to bring old-time actor Wayne Morris into every thread.

R42

[quote]I want to end my life every time I see the names Helen Lawson or Vivian Vance on this site.

R83 I curse aloud when I see either name. Tiresome. Don't care where or how it started, just want it to end.

Helen Lawson is part of DL history and goes back to the earliest days of the site. Viv-that’s much more recent, and annoying.

So tired of all the posts about homosexual people, behaviors, rights, ect. I miss the days when this place focused solely on the appreciation of the male body as an art form.

This place used to be classy.

Those gays! Their gos the neighborhood!

Again, complaining about the tired Helen or Viv joke is NOT THE FUCKING SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD. There was a whole recent thread called "Absent of Funny" that covered that in depth.

The topic is [quote] Who is the weirdest fan on Datalounge?

Hate the Mescal and Chalamet trolls. And Grealish trolls too.

There was only one Grealish troll. If you put her on Ignoredar, you could see that she was writing 75-80% of the posts in those threads and she was the only one who would try to insert him into other threads. She's been gone since PT came in.

R221 Please calm down. I'm starting to worry that your head is going to explode.

Othello crawling up Meghan Markle's backfat.

The Oprah troll. I wouldn't call him a fan per se but he/she posts a lot of threads about Oprah.

R224

R224 I am calm, toots. I put it in all caps for some of the slow types here to understand.

The Royal family fAnS

I’m not one of your FANS!!!!!!!

R221 You are.

Vivian Vance Vivian Vance Vivian Vance Vivian Vance!!!

The uncut troll that photobombs threads with pictures of uncut guys.

It's never just a run of the mill picture, it's always some guy with an extreme case of phimosis or something phimosis adjacent. He's all mutilated-this and mutilated-that but then decides to post the /worst/ examples of uncut dick. You're not really helping your case there buddy.

It sounds like the weird yellow skin troll - someone with a fetish who tries to get other people talking about their fetish.

What happened to Brooklyn Seacow?

R236, some have described this recent thread as his return to DL.

No one remembers the Vincent D'Onofrio troll?

I do, my friend. I do.

Heartstopper posters.

BRF trolls.

[quote] "The Gap Playlist guy for me. I just don't get it. Why Gap? Why playlist?"

It's niche, but I kind of appreciated it until I didn't. Blocked.

R8 I read your post and thought I saw "Willa Cather."

The Max Gail Appreciation Society poster. I mean, I get it, but it's so intense and so very specific, and so obscure.

Those Heartstopper posters are increasingly unhinged and rabid. I think mostly teenage girl drama queens who obsessively cyberstalk their crushes and breathlessly report every Insta like as if it were life and death. So disturbing bit I can’t seem to look away - like some kind of mental illness car crash.

I never venture into the Heartstopper threads. Not even sure what it is.

The Paul Mescal/Jacob Elordi weirdo. No real clue who they these people are either.

The BRFstans

I remember a teenaged girl posting breathlessly about Jeremy Renner. Thank god it fucked off.

What r1 said. Most of the others mentioned are "heartthrobs" so it's not surprising they have deranged fans.

Forgot to add the Froy/Zane freak. No clue who or what they are.

R3 I thought I was the only who gets annoyed when reading those stupid nicknames on the Tennis threads. Don't know if they are talking about tennis players or contestants of a VH1 dating reality show?

[quote] Don't know if they are talking about tennis players or contestants of a VH1 dating reality show?

Contestants of a VH1 dating reality show, silly. We thought you knew.

I love tennis, but hate the tennis threads. I mentioned that they might get a wider group of participants if they lost the stupid nicknames and that didn't go over well. They just went back to having their threads "pay walled" every couple of days.

Those Heartstopper fans are ridiculous. Full on crazy.

The Shawn Mendes troll. Another one whose importance I still can't figure out. Who and what is he? Sometimes it seems DL is turning into some teen tiger beat fan gurl scene.

Why do I get the feeling the Heartstopper stans only interact on their own little threads? That they are not integrated into Datalounge.

r254 There's always been one or two groups like that on DL. You should have seen the fraus in the Madden-Flynn threads back in the day, before their exodus to Tapatalk. Or the fraus in the anti-trans threads, which caused DL to enter into near-permanent primetime that it's still in today.

R254 I’m with you. I’ve looked through them and tried to connect in some way. Alternate reality?

The one who baffles me the most right now is the Fred MacMurray Defender Troll on the "My Three Sons" thread. He is so rabidly defensive you'd think he were June Haver.

The "Sen. Chris Murphy is hot and should leave his wife" troll.

Prance, pony, prance!

I fondly recall one person who was sent gibbering over the edge by the suggestion that David Duchovny could possibly have a large dick when we had all seen with our very own eyes a pic that showed it (or, rather, didn’t show it) entirely concealed by an inverted teacup.

The Vanessa Paradia troll. So random.

r261 It's not random. She's a superstar.

How many of these different Stans are in fact just a few mentally ill posters who shift from one obsession to another.

Please. be my baby

The Sessums haters.

I need to be friends with you. Pop by, I'll make you a margarita.

I know I'm off topic but R24, I get such a kick out of the recurring characters popping up with genius comedic timing. Notable experts in this include Darfur Orphan, Lizsha, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Colorado, Cheryl, those accusing others of being the Stealth Scat Troll. Sometimes even a well-placed "earrings and kaftans" can make me scream laughing. Grateful for our resident DL wits.

R266 here. My post was for R7.

I'm so glad you enjoy life so much, R267.

You must be a special soul to be so blessed by Allah.

Brian Singer or Brian S. pops in with funny timing too.

The Lang Loon and Mescal Troll.

The "Nikki Haley is so pretty" troll

[quote] Brian Singer or Brian S.

Bryan!