It isn't quite as fun as it was years ago but it's been a consistent source of snark and gossip. I'm bummed.
It was never as good after Michael K. reduced his posts and brought on other posters. They didn't quite have his wit. I used to go on that site almost every single day back in the 2000s. By around 2012, I rarely looked at it. I haven't looked at it now in years.
Too bad it went downhill. I wonder how Michael K. will make a living now?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 23, 2023 4:14 PM |
It's a hair salon ?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 23, 2023 5:03 PM |
I kind of expected it, but it's still sad to see it go.
ROJO CALIENTE FOREVER
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 23, 2023 5:52 PM |
Aww that’s sad. I loved dlisted all throughout my 20s
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 23, 2023 6:04 PM |
I used to split my time between DL and Dlisted back in its heyday. Last time I peeked the posters seemed very cliquish and nowhere near as witty as before. Seemed liked a binch of clucking fraus took over.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 23, 2023 6:10 PM |
I really hate to hear this. I still look at DListed daily, though I mostly read the Night Crumbs (which Michael K usually writes) and usually skim the rest. Just like DL, it's a shadow of its former self but still can be quite funny at times. I wish Michael K the best and hope he has great things lined up.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 23, 2023 6:18 PM |
R5 I like a lot of the posters there but a few are definitely clucking fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 23, 2023 6:19 PM |
I haven’t looked at it in a decade but my favorite feature was the hot slut of the day—especially when it was an animal.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 23, 2023 6:49 PM |
People loved to rush to comment to a new thread by posting “First!” as if posting the word “first” alone was an accomplishment. So dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 23, 2023 6:54 PM |
I loved Hot Slut of the Day, too.
So many meme-worthy characters on there. Chicken Cutlets, Detective LaToya, the "Excuse My Beauty" queen, Rojo Caliente to name a few.
And of course, it was so long ago - long enough to be when people actually liked Harry aka Prince Hot Ginge.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 23, 2023 6:58 PM |
Why couldn’t it have been jezebel?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 23, 2023 7:07 PM |
I can't click on the link. Why is it going down?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 23, 2023 7:08 PM |
I actually won a “Caption this” on their site yrs ago…I can die satisfied if they go
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 23, 2023 7:10 PM |
Empress of Lucite !
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 23, 2023 7:25 PM |
Whatever happened to that crazy bitch @r14. She had a bunch of kids with what’s-his-name
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 23, 2023 7:37 PM |
Awww! I was big on DListed back in the early days. And like others, I loved news on Detective LaToya and looked for Hot Slut of The Day. I haven’t been to the site in many many years until just now when I saw OP’s link.
Long live Rojo Caliente!!!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 23, 2023 7:55 PM |
She looks like that now and she has two OnlyFans accounts so I guess she's fine r15..
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 23, 2023 8:08 PM |
My favorite Hot Slut of the Day was a Vienetta supermarket ice cream cake. Michael K had me howling with his description of how elegant and international it was.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 23, 2023 8:31 PM |
How sad!
Internet gossip is supposed to be eternal.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 23, 2023 8:33 PM |
The decline and fall of DLIsted is a real internet tragedy. I used to live for that site.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 23, 2023 8:36 PM |
I know the podcast went on a long break when Allison got pregnant again and was supposed to come back but I guess not now.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 23, 2023 8:39 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 23, 2023 8:42 PM |
It was a great site back in the day. I’d like to add Khlozilla as another of Michael K’s witty names that stuck with me.
He’d refer to the klan as Kim, Khlozilla, and the slow one, managed by Pimp Momma Kris.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 23, 2023 8:57 PM |
Like everyone else, I loved Dlisted back in the day. Does anyone know anything about Michael K? Who he is, what he looks like, how old he is? I was always curious and just assumed he looked like Tom from MySpace.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 23, 2023 9:16 PM |
Blind Gossip hasn't posted anything new since December, 2022-I am afraid it may be DEAD too!!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 23, 2023 9:21 PM |
Sad to see it go. Like everyone else, I used to look at it daily in the 2000s, but I haven't visited it in years.
I'm kind of surprised it's even still going. Blogs faded in popularity as social media took over the internet in the early 2010s.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 23, 2023 9:26 PM |
R25 Always found Blind Gossip fairly accurate. In one of the last threads a commenter noted something about the site owners health. Hope they're okay.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 23, 2023 9:26 PM |
Dlisted accurately called the K family the Kuntrashians for a long time. But I think it ended up messing with their clicks and their ad $$.
Michael K was/is a really good writer. He's written a few tributes when stars have died that had me weeping and screaming MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 23, 2023 9:30 PM |
For R24 who doesn’t know how to Google, the poor thing.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 23, 2023 9:31 PM |
The person whoran Blind Gossip had some health problems. Michael will say in his final posting on June 30th why he is closing the gossip site. Dlisted had a writer named Mieka who was very funny, haven't seen a post by her in months.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 23, 2023 9:56 PM |
I haven’t visited that site in so long. Michael’s little asides about his dog used to crack me up. She was very much a little princess.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 23, 2023 10:02 PM |
The posters were very boring.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 23, 2023 10:08 PM |
Michael K is a cute little twink/twunk.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 23, 2023 10:29 PM |
r13 Me too! Mine had something to do with Herve Villechaize.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 23, 2023 10:34 PM |
I won a Caption This but it's been so long I forget what it was.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 23, 2023 10:39 PM |
R33 maybe he used to be, but if he started it 18 years ago he'd got to be in his 40s by now
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 23, 2023 10:48 PM |
Viennetta, Hot Slut of the Day!
[quote]Breyers Viennetta, the most luxurious and decadent frozen dessert found in your grocers freezer.
[quote]Watching Dynasty and Central Park West gave me a craving for the finer things in life, so obviously the beyond classy commercial for Breyers Viennetta appealed to all my senses and I begged my mother to buy me that shit whenever we went to the supermarket. It was like the Fancy Feast of frozen desserts. I mean, it had a European-sounding name and everything! Alexis Carrington definitely served it all her fancier dinner parties.
[quote]My dream was to eat it from the one glass champagne goblet we owned, which my mom stole from her office holiday party. And you had to eat it out of a crystal goblet or all the premium ice cream would turn into soup and the rich chocolatey layers would crumble. Viennetta only touches fine crystal.
[quote]My dream never came true, because my mom told me Viennetta was too expensive and only rich people bought that mess. She was right. It was kind of expensive for being a step below a Baskin-Robbins ice cream cake.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 24, 2023 12:46 AM |
I read here that MK had some health issues, I hope he's doing well.
I visited DListed all the time during the Detective LaToya era. I will never forget that MK referred to Michael Jackson's funeral at the Staples Center as an "intergalactic event" 🤣
Its sad that the last standing blogs of the 2000s are fading away. a few of the more obscure ones I used to follow are already gone
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 24, 2023 12:47 AM |
^^^^^
Yep, the message boards that were popular in the late 2000s are mostly gone too.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 24, 2023 1:04 AM |
Can we now find out the true identity of Michael K?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 24, 2023 1:09 AM |
What does the K stand for? What’s his surname?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 24, 2023 1:10 AM |
Kuroiwa?
Kuroinasty!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 24, 2023 1:32 AM |
Kurosawa
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 24, 2023 2:12 AM |
The Fug Girls are still chugging along but they too have been defanged.
Tom and Lorenzo....haven't read them in years. They got high on their own farts and then started bitching at everyone and blocking everyone. No thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 24, 2023 2:17 AM |
End of an era. We all know we're gonna see this message about our own DL one day, only a matter of time.
r45 Yeah, those two queens are pretty insufferable these days. And their once enjoyable podcast is trans, trans, trans all the time, regardless of the topic. I'm T-agnostic, but it got a bit too much even for me once I started noticing it. They were going after that street cred with the Twitter crowd like a couple of teenage girls, it makes me laugh that that's all now circling the drain. Serves them and their "business" right.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 24, 2023 3:25 AM |
J Harvey has a podcast called Wicked Gay that’s pretty good. It’s not updated frequently though
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 24, 2023 3:32 AM |
Yet Pojiba still walks among us
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 24, 2023 3:36 AM |
I remember being young working at the mall switching between dlisted and datalounge
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 24, 2023 3:51 AM |
I see they are posting over on Reddit but it's mainly new people and not that interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 24, 2023 12:09 PM |
I thought Michael K had sold the site years back and was acting as just another content provider for the site along with all the new folks, and that why his presence there had decreased so much. If so, why is he the one obviously making all the decisions on the future of DListed?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 24, 2023 12:16 PM |
R 13 r14 Mine was about Goops perfect BMs…..we have much to be proud of!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 24, 2023 2:59 PM |
^^R13 ^^… you too
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 24, 2023 3:00 PM |
R49 JustJared, too…but yrs ago..I only come here now.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 24, 2023 3:02 PM |
I will miss MK so much. He's a doll.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 24, 2023 3:13 PM |
I've noticed more than a few popular entertainment pages/blogs that have apparently suffered battle fatigue over the last couple years, including DListed. I am not a "name" blogger, but i've just started my 8th year, and it's a lot of work. Good luck to MK and what comes next for him...
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 24, 2023 3:15 PM |
Yet syncophant Lainey lives on….
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 24, 2023 3:46 PM |
The wild west of the blog era was swallowed up by the big media companies. Just like the wild west of the early Internet era (mid to late '90s) was swallowed up. And in a way, Social Media Killed the Blog Star.
Tone and attitude has taken a beating in the last ten years...and audience is different...you will be swiftly eliminated today for being "mean."
But of course it has limits because that cunt Chrissy Teigen seems to have bounced back after telling Courtney Stodden to kill herself.
PS: My friend's mother has Alzheimers. The mother (86) is not far gone but in what I refer to as the "cheerful" phase. Forgetful but kind of happy. My friend's aunt (her mother's sister) is visiting. She does not have Alzheimers. She is 84 or 85.
My friend told me her aunt kept being really mean to her mother, saying "You got so fat! You're so chubby! How do you find clothes?" (She gained about 10 lbs over last year.) Anyway, the point of this story is that my friend's kids (17 and 13) were horrified and had never heard anyone tell someone else they were fat—ever. Can you imagine what these children would make of Joan Rivers? Especially Joan Rivers circa 1979 going on about Elizabeth Taylor or Princess Anne?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 24, 2023 5:15 PM |
The thing is, what used to be so enjoyable was the actual focus ON the Dlisters. The Empress of Lucite! Rojo Caliente! Sort of affectionate teasing of some of these people.
These days every Dlisted day has a BRF story, a Kuntrashian story, a Kanye story, and so on. It's doing what other sites do for clicks and hits and not nearly as well as those sites did.
We aren't often getting Hot Sluts of the Day or the like. So it really does seem like a good time to go.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 24, 2023 8:26 PM |
I posted about Dlisted in 2018 to try and find out how it all fell apart (only to see it become even worse). Link below if you are interested, but much is echoed in this thread.
I'm guessing he's made a fair chunk of change over the years, so he can afford to try something new. I hope writing a book is on the list. Those stories he told about his family were fucking hilarious. A few of them did have a wee bit of darkness he would let peek through. He keeps his life very close to the vest for the most part, which intrigues me even more about him. Unlike Frankenberry...I mean "Perez". Barf.
His writing style is fabulous. Aside from his regular posts, no one can write an obituary, of all things, like he can. Informative, sad and funny. I know, like R28 said: MARY! but so true. I wonder if he will write the official last post in that style.
I do hope his health is good, and that the reason(s) for shutting down the joint are positive, happy ones.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 25, 2023 12:12 AM |
Supposedly he and one of his frauettes at Dlisted will do a final podcast talking about the reasons it's shutting down.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 25, 2023 12:37 AM |
He moved to Palm Springs with his latest Chihuahua. Almost all of his writers are Canadian. He's had a lot of vision problems to deal with the past few years, that's all I know. Oh and he's over 6 feet tall.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 25, 2023 12:41 AM |
Thank you for the link, R60. The comments regarding groupthink are interesting and still relevant. Here's a good one, but there many similar in the linked thread.
"He is and always has been hilarious.
But I stopped going because of the comments. It has become what some people would like to see happen here. It's just an echo chamber of PC/MeToo crap, and you dare not to question the group think.
For those who believe that DL has been over run by gay Breitbarters: even of that were true. it is a million times better than the alternative. The differing opinions and viewpoints keeps the life in DL."
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 25, 2023 6:59 AM |
Alison helped bring it down, Michael K really values her but she never had his wit or charm.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 25, 2023 7:00 AM |
Pojiba comment section is the worst for group think and wokeness.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 25, 2023 7:01 AM |
If only Celebitchy or Lainey Gossip were deadmeat, instead.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 25, 2023 9:50 AM |
The comments on that site
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 25, 2023 11:24 AM |
Loved his writing so much. Used to think it was the funniest stuff ever back in the day.
None of the other people working there could write the way he did.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 25, 2023 12:14 PM |
It started with some tone and point of view, even if the subject matter didn't much engage me. But losing both things, it was nothing at all.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 25, 2023 1:39 PM |
[quote] Aww that’s sad. I loved dlisted all throughout my 20s
Did they have the internet way back then?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 25, 2023 3:08 PM |
“ROJO CALIENTE” that was Cynthia Nixons hot lady love, wasn’t it?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 25, 2023 9:28 PM |
He went through a period of being obsessed with Pete Doherty during his heroin phase.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 25, 2023 10:01 PM |
R72 Okay
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 25, 2023 10:17 PM |
I haven't read DListed in quite a while. Michael K was very infatuated with Prince Harry back before he married. Did his attitude change after the marriage and the divorce from the Royal clan? I figured he'd be arrested camping out near the Sussex's estate once they moved to Montecito, just waiting for his chance to get a piece of that Royal pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 26, 2023 7:20 PM |
R74 yes, that infatuation died long before the marriage happened. He dialed it down considerably post 2014.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 26, 2023 7:36 PM |
For me it's been gone for some time, but what it contributed to early ought pop-culture will always be remembered.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 26, 2023 7:48 PM |
[quote] Wonky McValtrex
The nicknames were just so fucking perfect, every time.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 26, 2023 7:55 PM |
My all-time favorite DListed nickname was for Chris Brown, "The Difficult Brown," after Sinead O'Connor's nickname for her asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 27, 2023 7:39 AM |
The great message board called Celebritygossip also shut down some years ago, shame!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 27, 2023 3:32 PM |
All the good gossips sites have shut down .
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 27, 2023 8:31 PM |
People get offended too easily now which puts a crimp in it
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 28, 2023 7:01 AM |
I love that Michael K chose this photo of the one in the closet: Smell those cookies!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 29, 2023 12:22 PM |
I can't stand Miss Semenquest.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 29, 2023 3:18 PM |
It's a bummer. Today is the day.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 30, 2023 1:12 PM |
I just went to it --- does MK even write for it anymore? The farewell posts were from fraus he hired.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 30, 2023 5:40 PM |
R85 he's posting all the writers' farewells, his will be last, I assume.
He also posted the final podcast.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 30, 2023 7:26 PM |
I will miss him so much.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 1, 2023 10:03 AM |
Birthday sluts.
Hot slut of the day.
Chicken Cutlets.
The Empress of Lucite.
It was awesome.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 1, 2023 10:23 AM |
Just like him to be vague about his future plans. I was sad to read that he made a lot of the stories about his family up, but that may be a little white lie of keeping his privacy too. God this is fucking depressing. Mary! Yeah, whatever, it is.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 1, 2023 12:50 PM |
I'll miss the commenters, a lot.
I know some are moving to a Dlisted page on Reddit and/or a site called "Peckerwood Manor" but I think I'll just get off at this stop, as it were.
I know a few of the Dlisted posters also posted here. Various mentions of "sizemeat" and a few other DL terms.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 1, 2023 2:23 PM |
They are trying to recreate it at the Peckerwood Place with the Birthdays and articles
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 1, 2023 4:27 PM |
I can see the new place already getting cliquey
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 1, 2023 4:27 PM |
There were about 20 or so commenters who monopolized the comments, and I'd just rather not.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 1, 2023 6:29 PM |
Did they not keep an archive of the site, or at least the final post? The entire site is gone.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 2, 2023 12:35 AM |
Don't know where you went r95 but it's still online
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 2, 2023 12:52 AM |
well it is now. I was getting 404 messages about an hour ago, whenever I tried to link to a page.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 2, 2023 12:58 AM |
It was weird when I clicked the link last night I got the 404 error too but I googled the site and it came up
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 2, 2023 1:43 AM |
He said he was going to keep the site up, at least for a while, but turn off commenting and a few other things. He was probably under the hood doing hood rat stuff, because yes it is back up.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 2, 2023 3:32 AM |
Sites and pages will be cached for a bit. Clear your browser history then try.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 2, 2023 1:20 PM |
The new Peckerwood site seems the most traffic is on the Open Post, the same few people talking together.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 5, 2023 12:14 AM |
That Bree Daniels and the bunch that run the Peckerwood site are insufferable. I prefer the DListed Community over at Reddit. But neither is any kind of substitute for D Listed, they should just let it go.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 7, 2023 3:17 AM |
In the end, only Datalounge will stand.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 7, 2023 3:52 AM |
Chicken Cutlets!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 7, 2023 3:57 AM |