Penn professor caught fucking his collie in a public restroom

Dollface thread.

I see what you did there, in your thread title.

Irate Penn alumni will be after you in 3…2…1

Whenever I hear about stuff like this, it makes me recall a scientific article, which may or may not have been debunked, that hypothesized that several sexually transmitted diseases were thought to have originated from people fucking animals.

Still gives me the heebee jeebees.

R3, you’re talking about HIV, which isn’t true.

I want to know more about that collie.

R4 No, it's long been a theory about syphilis.

r4 Yeah, those theories often had/have racist undertones, as in "would you look at what those African savages are like." When in fact they most likely got those diseases though infected bushmeat they simply didn't cook well enough and the infection entered through their damaged gums or cuts on their skin.

People are nasty. You only ever see humans and other primates trying to get it on with other species. I bet Sasquatch has raped people.

[quote] He's not bad looking for 60.

That’s 420 in dog years.

He will have so much fun in prison.

He must be popular with the Lassies.

[quote] He will have so much fun in prison.

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and he's wearing Milkbone underwear.

This perv gives Penn State a bad name.

[quote] ‘I do it to blow off steam’

That's a hell of a defence. Was "I tripped over and couldn't extricate myself" not available?

Interesting that he chose to violate the poor collie outdoors and in public as opposed to within the confines of his home. Did he want to get caught?

Sick sick fuck. That shit grosses me out.

I hope the collie was removed from his care.

Is Steam the dog's name?

Penn State isn’t Penn.

I think Lassie’s trying to tell us something.

Was it Lassie? OMG the travesty!

Amateur!

His rate my professor page.

Now thats what I call screwing the pooch.

Has June Lockhart commented yet?

R23, those reviews are hilarious!

I heard that when dogs get kinky, they do it missionary style.

R23 Does anybody moderate RMP anymore? It looks like a free-for-all. Hilarious, though.

Frank Langella could have played him in the Lifetime movie if wasn't too old and too cancelled.

Sorry, but he’d look better if he put a little color in his hair. The grey hair makes him look his age,

Asteroid. NOW.

I wonder if he has a family/partner (besides the dog). To say he’s ruined is an understatement. He wanted the park rangers to shoot him when they started to search his home, now that it’s a national news story you have to wonder if he’s very long for the world.

[quote] Would have enjoyed the interactions with professor thermis more, but he didn't use enough peanut butter to make me really enjoy it.

I assume “collie” is some kind of metaphor?

[quote] The grey hair makes him look his age,

How much is that in dog years?

On iPod:

When I was 10 years old, I had a sleepover with my friend and she told she put peanut butter on her privates and let the dog lick it off.

Ped State

Perv State

R38 = Alma Beers

As long as it was a girl dog, we're ok.

[quote] she told she

Those were not her pronouns!

"Lassie? What's wrong? What is it girl?"

[quote]On iPod:

That poor dog was probably in so much pain.

Not really, R44. He was tiny. That stump-dicked pug I fucked last week was bigger.

[quote]“I do it to blow off steam,” the documents reportedly stated.

When I want to blow off steam, I go mountain biking

You can love your pets a little TOO much

This is why you should never take your dog to the groomer.

Maybe it's a service dog.

Was it a Lassie or a Laddie?

If he still has Greek citizenship he might want to think about going back there for good.

I've been trying to think of something to contribute here, but the best I've got is

What the FUCK?!?

[quote]Pet lover. Outdoor enthusiast.

One of the prof's reviews at R23.

Whooz a good boy.

Oh my gawd he's been fucking that dog since 2014. He likes em young and old. But seriously no surprise... an engineer.

Collies are whores - she led him on.

It was consensual. When will the film be on line? Does it involve rimming?

Has the collie given birth to mutant pups?

In a related story, Timmy has jumped into a well.

R8 no, it's not limited to primates. Dogs fuck everything about their size too and I'm not sure about dolphins. It's just usually not very successful and it doesn't produce any offspring. (Just to make it very clear, I am talking about observable facts, not about ethic concerns. No you shouldn't have sex with your dog.)

R23 hilarious! I hope they won't take it down. What a way to lose everything.

And to think that Themis is the goddess of order and good counsel. She really abandoned him there.

He couldn't even wait until they got home?

"He allegedly tried to record himself performing the lewd acts with an electronic tablet, according to the trail cam footage." Now the "tech savvy" tags on his "rate my professor" page make sense.

What was the bitch wearing?

Does he have tenure? Did he give the dog a roofie? This could cause a problem. Now if he were alone in the mountains for days with a herd of sheep he might have an understandable need.

I knew nothing about this!

R5 is getting hungry.

Ugh.

I knew it!! Collies are so effing "kiss and tell." She bags a professor no less, and still she complains.

[quote] How much is that in dog years?

See R9.

Lassie turned out to be Laddie!

Gurl!!! The higher the IQ the more taboo the kink!!!!

Amateur!!!!!

Can somebody tell me how this might work, fucking a poor dog? Is the dog tied down? Is the dog typically open to the situation? How does a guy put it dick inside of a squirming or yelping dog? It's just so fucked up on so many levels but I find myself wondering how it actually happens.... OR, is it more just the staging etc. and the human is basically just dry-humping the dog's hole or something, I don't get how a man can technically have penetration with a dog. MAYBE a male dog can manage to get it's red rocket into a human female but even that would rely and depend upon so much..

OMG, I don't even know why I'm asking this. Sorry. I feel bad for the poor innocent animal who now thinks that humans are going to be trying to fuck her all the time. She's probably messed up for life.

Maybe we got it all wrong and he was just meeting Toco Dog Man. That’s legal!

How do you get it up for a dog? For a goat? For a wart hog?

What does heterosexuality, pedophilia and bestiality have all in common??? Think, think hard and you will find the right answer.

R74, if your intention was to ruin everyone's breakfast, you have succeeded.

[quote] Is the dog typically open to the situation?

More than a cat would be, yes.

Alma would say “Penn State? Perv State!”

He thought the Penn in Penn state was short for penetration .

You notice how these bizarro things often happen in Pennsylvania? I always hated that state. It is very off. Even though I live in Jersey it's easy to avoid and to go straight into Delaware when I go south.

Oh my, how gross. White people are so sick.

Themis MatsoukaS!?

Themis Nasty!!

Your solution to the hell that is PA means going to Delaware?! 🫨 Oy vey

I don’t see what the big deal is.

[QUOTE] Even though I live in Jersey it's easy to avoid and to go straight into Delaware when I go south.

Wow, what an amazing geography lesson.

Hey, I went to Penn. This man is a disgrace to the university and all alums.

You honor, I was told that this was a service dog when I bought it.

So vile.

I try to be understanding of a lot of kinks but kidfuckers and animal fuckers really need to be burned at the stake.

Most academics are crazy.

R90 Not that crazy. Must be his Neanderthal genes coming through.

I hate to curse so early in the day. What the fuck is wrong with people, though?

Also on iPod:

Gross

this is gross and sad. the guy clearly has mental health issues.

[QUOTE] this is gross and sad. the guy clearly has mental health issues.

Meh. I'm a lot more concerned for the dog. This man can rot.

Donald, R87. Penn State is NOT Penn!!

R93 this, and being a Golden Domer, can have an adverse effect.

Paraphilias are persistent and recurrent sexual interests, urges, fantasies, or behaviors of marked intensity involving objects, activities, or even situations that are atypical in nature. Some of the serious ones are pedophilia, sadism, frottage, exhibitionism, and bestiality. Paraphilias also tend to cluster. This guy was engaging in both bestiality and exhibitionism.

Also, the 'Zoos' have their own pride flag and some are claiming that Pride month includes them as well. I've also seen a necrophilia pride flag as well, but I'm hoping that was a joke.

Why wouldn't he just do that at home? Also, who knew parks have cameras everywhere. I've hooked up in my city's bird sanctuary, hello Chicago (!), didn't think they'd record our actions out there. But this guy was stupid. Break the law at home, not in public. Unless, you're a delinquent gay like me occasionally hooking up outside.

R100 you’re on OutdoorSexPig.com as we speak! Just Google yourself ;)

Yuck. This sick fuck was trying to make bestiality porn in the woods with the family dog. Execute him.

I've been googling, and he apparently is married to another chem engineering professor at Penn State, Kristen Fichthorn. They have a daughter, Melina.

At least he wasn't smoking

Would he have moaned "doggo" or "pupper" when he came?

Opie, your headline is incorrect and misleading. He is not a Penn professor, he is a Penn State professor, big difference.

Penn is a private, Ivy League institution in Philly.

Penn State is a state institution located 250 miles away in State College, PA.

Please learn the difference.

Thank you

I really hope that he and his wife had a dead bedroom. Can you imagine? Her husband was having sex with the family dog and then climbing into bed with her.

[quote]Donald, [R87]. Penn State is NOT Penn!!

But, my dad paid to get me into Penn State so I could play football. You mean I went to the wrong school? It's all Hillary Clinton's fault.

He was at Penn State and now he's going to the state pen.

Both Penn and Penn State are best known for their sexual predators.

People are just sick.

Yeah R82? Maybe, but they're still white, and you're still... Well, you know.

Good luck with that cunt.

In the dedicatory he wrote for his chemical engineering book, he thanked his wife and his daughter, and then his dog Lulu. The dog part looked more heartfelt to me. The book was released in 2012.

News from the University of Pittsburgh, R109.

Whatever happened to masturbation? Not exotic enough?

This is a very particular sexual paraphilia. As we keep reminding people, sexual paraphilias usually come in multiples. So there's more here. For instance, sexual masochism and exhibitionism are two more and who knows what else he has going on.

So not all kink is safe or innocuous.

R106. You are about 104 posts too late for the game. Are you really sure?!

My bad . R105 You are about 103 posts too late for the game. Are you really sure?!

[quote]He wanted the park rangers to shoot him

Do park rangers even carry weapons? LOL. What a drama queen. Get a gun and do it yourself, lazy bum.

Sexy bitch.

I think it's up to the dog to decide if it was cruel or not.

If his wife divorces him who gets custody of the dog? They should place the dog in front of both of them and see who it goes to.

He probably couldn't do it at home partly because straight people have the wife and kid (if daughter still lives with them) at home mostly. As someone above said, this guy should be on suicide watch. I pity the wife especially since someone above sleuthed out she is also a PSU prof in the same dept!

A good friend of mine was dating this guy (who we all thought was weird ) and come to find out he had been arrested years before for fucking his dog. He was homeless at the time,and cops walked up on him in the act.He was arrested and his name was all over the news at the time. No one had any idea ! A few years later after my friend dumped him rather harshly ( You like fucking a dog but you wont fuck ME?!?" he went to live with his brother and hung himself in the woods. It was a shame really cause he was very cute and reallly a sweet guy,just odd. RIP Harry.

Another article states that the video surveillance was set up because the park wanted to determine who was stealing hand sanitizer. Instead, they caught this guy fucking his dog two separate times: once in April, then again in May. A different campground came forward and gave police photographs (dating back to 2014) of a naked man performing sex acts on dogs. They believe it is the same person.

Has his wife filed for divorce yet? His legal fees will be enormous if he intends to fight this.

Updating my CV to say, "Cat Owner".

His favorite band:

The Greeks had a word for it.

[quote]News from the University of Pittsburgh, [R109].

Yeah, but at least the corpse was dead, unlike the victims of the Penn State and Penn perverts.

Did the Dog Milk the Bone?

At 64, his $$ was probably well-padded for retirement. These longtime professor types often enjoy teaching and could have easily done it past his mid-70s. To teach the same 1-2 courses year after year is easy sleepwalking.

When he said to blow off steam, either he means office politics (often these older, presumably tenured ones are happily left out of politics) or stress from wife and daughter.

Unfortunately, they seem to have sanitized his Rate My Professor page. There are only 32 reviews, and they all pertain to his teaching.

How many were there when you read the page, r61?

[quote] You like fucking a dog but you wont fuck ME?!?"

Ew!!! Who wants that dick in them after that? He'd have to stick it in boiling hot alcohol first. And then still NAH.

Cheating is so unsanitary. This is cheating, right?

He should have invested in a pup-tent.

Wait, who is his wife?

Never mind, I found her. I feel really sorry for her and the daughter. Can you imagine how humiliated you would feel if your husband/father did this and the whole world was laughing about it?

Lassie Come Home and blow me.

^ Lassie Cums Home

Sending her forget me knots.

Better you than me, girl.

[quote]You only ever see humans and other primates trying to get it on with other species.

No, actually quite a few other species of animals have been observed having cross-species sex. Papers have been written about it. There's even video online of a male sea otter forcibly raping a seal pup and drowning it in the process. He had sex with the corpse a few more times afterward.

Why not hire a $50 hooker instead? Disgusting scum.

[quote]The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

You took the words right out of my mouth!

This is so sick on many levels. He’s a dog fucker, he’s an exhibitionist, he’s married with a kid, he’s a professor. I hope the dog isn’t too messed up from repeated assaults.

And now for two tasteless jokes. What was the slut of a dog wearing? And of course he was into animal sex, he’s Greek.

[quote]Another article states that the video surveillance was set up because the park wanted to determine who was stealing hand sanitizer.

So okay, the dog fucker has been unmasked, but *who* has been stealing the hand sanitizer?

He’s going to commit suicide in 3, 2, 1. You don’t recover from this and he’d get what he deserved in prison.

Is it weird that I wonder if the soon to be ex-wife/widow will keep the dog?

He groomed his dog and then he fucked it. Hallmark trait of a pet-ophile.

Lsssie, call me. Dr. Gilda Carle, White Plains, NY.

It could've ended a lot worse for him if he chose a different animal...

[quote] Ew!!! Who wants that dick in them after that? He'd have to stick it in boiling hot alcohol first. And then still NAH.

That’s probably why he was stealing the hand sanitizer from the bathrooms.

Bow wow OW!

Can his bussy do the dog?

Where the fuck was he sticking it? The dog's ass? Do bitches have vaginas?

Oh, wait, just found this:

"While masturbating, Matsoukas bent over and pulled at the dog’s leash, allowing the dog to lick his anus, according to court documents"

"allowing"? Is that a dog training word?

What would Ceasar Milan say?

It’s okay though, because I adopted her as a pound puppy.

Oh Christ. He had sex with his wife after he sexed on the dog in April, no doubt.

I may die from thei disgust.

He’ll sign up for the assistance dog training program in prison. I’ve seen it tried before.

I’d definitely kill myself if found out. He was in such a panic he wanted the rangers to kill him and I felt that awful dread and panic when reading the article! Like masturbating in the dark at a surprise party thrown for you.

I guess he can’t control his urges. I would hate to be in his home right now and I hope his parents are dead.

I agree r157. Especially given his Greek heritage (as opposed to being a born American dude). There are a few of us in this thread who are pretty shook by this article. I also pity the daughter if she still lives at home. If she was planning to go to PSU or is a current student? Forget about it. She definitely qualifies for free/reduced tuition when a parent is fac/staff. And now she will have lots of student loans she didn't expect a week ago.

"pound" in pound puppies isn't supposed to be a verb!

It looks like the daughter graduated from PSU in 2020.

I do wonder where this deviant is living right now. I hope he isn't at home with the collie.

This is one of the most disturbing things Ive ever read. I wish I hadn’t read it. Just…why. Why with the animals.

Was he the top or the bottom? Or did the dog just perform analingus? Enquiring minds want to know.

Zoophilia is a huge thing. Far more than one would think. What I dont and will never understand,is why people dont understand cameras are everywhere now. If they arent recording their kinks themselves. Suicide is his only real option,unless he drops out of society completely. Buys some tiny house in the woods of Maine and gets everything delivered.

I feel sorry for the park rangers who had to view the footage...they were only expecting a hand sanitizer thief.

The degradation of it all. Being found by cops, naked and presenting hole on which you’ve smeared peanut butter so that the family dog will rim you.

The mental fuck of going from the high of acting out your darkest taboo to the immediate low of Officer Ramon asking “that’s peanut butter the dog is licking out of your anus?”

As r102 sleuthed, this is the wife. I don't want to cast judgement, but his phrasing of needing to "blow off steam". Still a tragic situation all around.

I wish I believed in "Christian Hell" because that is what this depraved fucker deserves. I can't even...

Who doesn’t like a little tossed salad now and then?

from Penn State to State Pen.

I don't believe anyone has said the bleedin' obvious....

What a fucking asshole. I hope his life is ruined.

Dogs actually have an IQ of 100.

Is that in dog years?

He likes ruff sex.

I was molested!

If he has kids they’re going to be bullied so bad

He has a bumper sticker that says:

[quote]

I'm sure the prof can (belatedly) find a good therapist, but can the collie?

Let’s all just choose to pretend this thread never existed — I want you to just push this thread right out of your mind, just shoo it away.

R175 he has a daughter who is a young adult. His wife is a professor at the school as well. I don’t see how she can stay at the school. He’s ruined himself and his family.

^^ Hopefully, she has a nice pension and can retire early. She’ll probably need to change her name and move far, far away.

Dr. Doolittle knew.

The wife has finally figured out why her husband kept coming home with his ass smelling like peanut butter.

On a serious note, I see no mention of peanut butter in any articles. From that psucollegian.com article above, I only see it mentioned that the poor dog did ass licking.

Ry ras rolested!

The dog had a nice ass but it couldn't lick forever.

R55 No, we only know about incidents beginning in 2014. He likely has been doing this for far longer than that. Not unlike Samsonite Brinton stealing clothes far beyond the high profile cases.

Themis wanted to be caught and so he was. This was a compulsive, ever-escalating act of self-sabotage by a man desperate to be free of the fake life he built for himself. One look at the gay ass selfie he used on his website (linked below) will tell you this guy isn't completely straight. Bestiality was one of the ways he sublimated his sexual fantasies to deal with the restrictive stress of his life. He should'v gone on sabbatical or retired if the publish or perish pressure was too much.

Why are Boomers so crazy? Lead in the water and gas? He worked so hard to go from pitas to Penn, but in the end canine chemistry with his collie is what did him in. Luckily, his work on silica in the late 80s is an increasingly popular citation as the more sustainable energy replacement for lithium continues to be explored. If he doesn't kill himself, he'll probably find work in the private sector with a company working on silicon.

R66 He was a full Professor who had been teaching at Penn State for over 30 years, so yes, he had tenure. Every US university typically offers tenure at the Associate Prof level. Harvard is the exception. They only offer it at the level of full Professor.

R87 Trump went to UPenn not Penn State.

R105 People usually say UPenn to distinguish from Penn State. Harvard doesn't have this problem.

R186 I appreciate your witty writeup and analysis. Imo, his selfie looks like an awkward straight man, totally clueless about good angles and his mess of a desk in the background.

I did not want to cast judgement but the wife looks... Uptight and frigid. That's why I find his use of the phrase "to blow off steam" very telling. I assume family stress. As a tenured oldie, no one is making him publish shit anymore. He just has to teach and go home at 2pm after office hours.

He could retire being almost 65 if he doesn't off himself. The wife appears about 10 years younger, so she probably cannot. I'm sure her pic isn't recent and her age is public on spokeo sites somewhere.

I'm a man (I'm a collie)

I'm a man (I'm a breeder)

I'm a man (I'm the best in show)

I'm a man (I'm a bitch)

I'm a man (I'm a rimmer)

I'm a man (I'm a litte pup)

When we make love together

R187 Penn State is an R1 University, so publish or perish is alive and well. This isn't like the Humanities where professors like Hormel West can coast on a couple books written decades ago. STEM moves much faster. If he wasn't generating new knowledge, he would've been shown the door via an early retirement. Themis recently published a book a few years ago and has some journal articles from this year. Academically, he remained on top of things, but yeah, he's losing his job for sure. Insane that he ruined his life for exhibitionist kicks. He mentions hiking and his iPad on his website. How cringe!

How does he like it?

RUFF!

I hope he's on suicide watch. All the details of the trial should be very entertaining.

His future-former wife is beautiful.

Hopefully, the family can move on and forget him.

But will she wear the leash?

Wear the leash, Anna Mae!

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Don't forget about us, bitches!

Americans and their inability to take responsibility, self-control/regulate. Mindless violence, guns, food/glutony, dog sex, beast sex, it's all good

Alternative sex.

He isn't going to prison. He gets rim jobs from a dog, that can only be a misdemeanor right?

R198 Themis is a Greek immigrant. He brought that Old World, Euro freak shit over here all on his own accord. It's always the uncut, godless Europeans and Asians who engage in the freakiest shit. Don't believe me? Just go to ThisVid.

Remember this expose about the town in Colombia where most of the young men were fucking donkeys

I kind of feel sorry for the guy. This incident will dog him for the rest of his life.

R202, Thank you, I forgot to add uncut, hypersexual Latin Americans to that list of people most likely to engage in all the freaky shit you can find on ThisVid and beyond.

Are there at least dinner dates? Champagne 🥂 & roses 🥀?

We bought her on Sunday

‘‘Twas my lucky bun day

She licks me each weekday

Each velvety cheek say

What's a Dollface thread?

A thread that features cute guys cuddling with cute dogs, R207. Or featuring others cute animals. A DL staple.

[quote] Would he have moaned "doggo" or "pupper" when he came?

No, that’s more “mug cradler getting pounded by the family German shepherd” smutty talk.

Weird story. he couldn't fuck the dog at home, behind closed doors?

People are weird.

He doesn’t need the Collie- I would SUCK him to completion.

R210 The point is the exhibitionist thrill of getting caught. On some level, he wanted to ruin his life. He was unhappy with aspects of it and chose a self destructive, sexually compulsive, socially taboo way out. He had been doing this for at least a decade or more and just like with serial killers, the compulsive behavior will see an individual justify their actions and take greater and greater risks with less care to cover tracks until they are caught and felled by their own hand.

The more difficult and specialized the field, the more arrogant the men become. STEM is filled with assholes. It's 2023, he knows there are cameras everywhere, but Themis says to himself, it's okay you're a white male, you're a respected, well-off tenured professor nothing will happen to you. Alas, he forgot about the moral outrage of the frau. Bringing sleazy men to their knees across the ages.

He liked the ruff tongue of a dog on his rosebud…a little *too* much.

R129 over a hundred? Maybe someone has archived it.

Does the dog really care? I’m guessing that the dog would gladly pay the price of indulging her owner in exchange for a nice trip to the park.

I’m not arguing that the guy isn’t disgusting, I’m just wondering if what he did is really abusive. Dogs hump people’s legs. They aren’t that discriminating. And wouldn’t a dog that was mistreated show it? The only times I’ve ever hurt a dog was accidentally stepping on a paw or clipping a nail too short. I feel like my dog always understood, but she definitely wasn’t stupid and if it was a pattern she would have held it against me.

Again, I’m not too familiar with dog fucking, so I’m not making a claim, I am asking a question.

Dead bodies don't care if they get fucked either

Well the dead guy in the mortuary got a hard on when he was being washed by a female worker. She rode him he got her pregnant and now she's suing his family for child support. I had to have read this in The Onion.

R212: this story and others like it have absolutely nothing to do with the “moral outrage of a frau”. How bizarre.

R206 you made me laugh, you horrible bitch.

This is animal abuse. The animal ain’t able to consent. It’s not funny and this fucktard needs to be beaten to death.

I blame the wife for not taking care of hubby’s rimming needs. Fraus of DL, take note.

Does Gerg serve margaritas with salt “on the rim?”

Men will fuck anything. I saw a youtube video where a guy was fucking a tailpipe. Any inanimate object with a hole will do.

R223 Men are all dogs, regardless of sexuality.

Goddamit people are so fucking weird. We need the aliens to come wipe us out and start over.

Why shouldn’t zoophilia have a stripe in the new Progressive Gay Flag?

R218 Yes, I agree. Anyone who thinks people being horrified by someone inducing his family pet to perform sex acts upon him (in a public park, no less) is "frau outrage" has a screw loose.

I feel bad for the dig, the wife, and the daughter. The kinky bastard fucked up their lives, as well as his own.

What a bitch!

Everybody knows collies are whores.

And what's worse is that this guy doesn't even pick up after the dog when they're out walking in the park!!

[QUOTE] Is it weird that I wonder if the soon to be ex-wife/widow will keep the dog?

Can confirm that you are very weird.

R220: “ This is animal abuse. The animal ain’t able to consent.”

I didn’t consent to eating Alpo, or to getting my ovaries scooped out, or to wearing that shitty pride sweater either.

By comparison, licking peanut butter off your asshole is not so bad.

You can say that again, r19.

He's nut my dug.

[quote] No, it's long been a theory about syphilis.

Sex between a human and a monkey has been the theory for decades. It’s a myth. Never heard it used for Syphilis. There’s an animal version of HIV called SIV.

R30, The dog is color-blind.

Like you’ve never spread peanut butter on your balls.

Lassie went to the well once too often.

Maybe Themis is a Trans-canine.

We don't want you, r81.

It isn't Pennsylvania, you idiots (there's a reason "Florida Man" is a thing); it's people in education anywhere.

Princioals who defecate on the outdoor track. Mary Kay LeTourneau. Themis. Thugs. Molesters.

R241 = Posting from a remote holler in Appalachia.

Trump is Wharton guy. I don’t count him as a UPenn graduate.

R235, not with monkeys, sheep - in Europe and elsewhere.

He has a bumper sticker that says:

[quote]I'd rather be fucking canines.

His other bumper sticker:

“I 🍆 my dog”

R232 is a true, blue Dog Whisperer

“Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear… WOOF WOOF”

R244 Wharton is UPenn's business school the way Tuck is Dartmouth's, Sloan is MIT's, Booth is UoC's, Kellogg is Northwestern's, Stern is NYU's, Johnson is Cornell's, etc.

R218 R227 Frau moral outrage is what finally got him busted by authorities. Men are more likely to look the other way where public acts of sex and nudity are concerned. Women are much more prudish about such things and are quick to scream and cause a commotion in the name of upholding social mores. That said, dog fucking in public during the day is asking to get caught.

"Principals."

You are right, R250. The orange turd was a Wharton undergrad. I thought he got an MBA from there.

Opa!!!

I read a book called “The Origin of AIDS” which suggested that AIDS was spread by starving colonial soldiers who hunted chimps or bonobos in the West African bush. It was very well researched.

Oh, har-de-har-har, r242. Yes, my region is part of Appalachia, though 70 miles north of Philadelphia and 80 miles west of NYC. So?

Do you also think that the New England denizens live in "hollers"?

No, those are valleys. We NEers don’t cotton to that shit you folks live in further south.

/s

Maybe he was just expressing the pooch's anal glands with his pants off.

Did he wear a condom? I know a guy who picked up an STD from his parakeet. He got chirpes, which is untweetable.

Well this is tragic, the dog was surrendered to a shelter. Apparently once a dog gets the taste of excited asshole it just goes for it night and day. Dogs have a keen sense of smell, no peanut butter needed.

I love you r258. Are you here all week? Lol

The dog had a hot tongue, but it couldn’t live forever.

Tried the kitty a long time ago, and found out he wasn’t into pussy!

No, no, no, Mr. Professor. You’re supposed to fuck your [bold]colleagues.[/bold]

Hey, dog lovers! Do you like it when your pet licks your face (and mouth)?

I wonder if he liked getting golden showers from the dog which I bet the dog found a lot more enjoyable.

🤔 Is it a Greek thing?

Was he a fraternity boy with a Greek Hot Dog?

I hope, for the dog's sake, he was using protection !

A freaking public restroom.

The least he could have done was taken her to a motel.

Did he even bother to buy her dinner afterward?

Poor guy. He’s in the doghouse now.

The police search netted a total of 2,967 dog collars in a large suitcase hidden underneath his bed.

Was she a Penn State student ?

Anyone else found funny that he said ‘I do it to blow off steam’ and that his studies were in Thermodynamics?

No?

Also posted that one of his hobbies was hiking in the woods.

Marry me, R263!

This is one of those rare DL threads that goes off the rails because not because of infighting, but because the actual substance of the thread is so outrageous that every joke, every post, every question posited, just brings you back how crazy the actual thing we're talking about is. It's like a never-ending feedback loop mobius strip of insanity.

When a dog bites a man, that’s not news.

But when a man fucks a dog, that’s news.

🤒 Is this Nutty Professor going to be held responsible for a new wave of [italic] The Corona ?

The wife kept her maiden name but how do you show your face there again without some deep embarrassment, shame and the knowledge that your peers, colleagues, friends, neighbors and the community you’ve lived in know what your husband did and is. I mean how long before someone barks or woofs at her and and her daughter or contacts them making fun of and harassing them.

Rate my professor finally locked his page from further reviews.

[quote] It isn't Pennsylvania, you idiots

Well, some parts....yes, it is.

Lots of weird and/or trashy people in the long expanse in the middle of PA. Just like WI seems to have a never ending supply of cow fuckers. "Well, she was just standin' there in the field and I was a little drunk, and....."

Remember Bear, the dog that fucked the baby in the ass?

These two should hook up.

Maybe he's a PETAphile.

Did he have a pup costume?

I don't give a rat's ass about this nonsense and the police should have better things to do.

R250, What about the word "dog" do you not understand?

Please, r277. This is the United States. There are " lots of weird and/or trashy people" IN EVERY STATE! Check the voting records!

At least we in PA have Shapiro and Fetterman---and spare me the trite "Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and Pennsyltucky" response. And no, personal anecdotes about a "weird and/or trashy" person you met when getting gasoline doesn't an argument make.

"...don't...."

Is sex with animals linked to mental illness?

I’m a bit alarmed by the people who see this as no big deal that only fraus would care about, and the police should ignore

Public Enemy #1 has been captured. The world is now safe.

[quote]It's always the uncut, godless Europeans and Asians

If you're an idiot Christian then your god is an Asian god.

If you're white then you are European because that's what white means.

If you're Latin then you are basically Asian anyway--Bering straight.

If you're African, just go away.

If you

whoops.

How is this any different that people who sit there in public and let their dogs lick their face, nostrils and mouth? Technically just a different orifice. Come on, most dogs will even lick their own butts.

R290 you must be the same kind of man as the professor. To me, there is a lot of difference. I clearly see a big difference between a dog licking someones face to having sexual relations with a dog. I might be in the the minority that feels this way? Disgusting.

He didn’t have sex, he just got his ass eaten.

How do we even know that the dog didn’t enjoy it? Maybe it was the dog that made the first move and things just progressed from there?

At least he didn’t cheat on his wife with another woman. That must be some consolation to her as they patch things up and get on with their lives. If they have a strong marriage they will soon move on from this I’m sure. It will take some time but one day they will look back at all of this and laugh.

[quote] If they have a strong marriage they will soon move on from this I’m sure.

She's not waiting for him to get out of prison.

Divorce lawyer is probably already on retainer.

The dog-fuckers have joined the thread, I see.

Jesus fuck, what has this place become? I was obviously taking the piss about his wife and marriage.

R292, That was part of his activities. The charges include more, including "sexual intercourse with an animal."

R293, The dog no doubt has "come hither" eyes, IYKWIMAITYD. And I heard she was wearing a very fetching (NPI!) collar.

I hope Themis gets a competent Trans-Species lawyer!

R287, Yes, it is---for one poor dog. Mock as you wish.

Tale as old as time.

R283 Sweet pea, I grew up in the state. I know every fucking inch of it like the back of my hand. So I don't need lectured by some priss.

Yes, there are weird people everywhere. But there is a huge chunk of PA that is just so weird and isolated. More than anyplace else I've been or lived.

The sort of isolated/closed society was part of what made PA so susceptible to the massive sex abuse scandals (at Penn State and across the state in the Catholic church).

Add in that most of these areas haven't had many new residents in a hundred or more years and you have some pretty backwater incest-y vibes happening. No fresh material for the bloodlines.

It's all very Flowers in the Attic/Harvest Home all across the state, other than yes, those big cities.

R300: “ Tale as old as time.

—Edward Albee”

Tail as old as time.

PA, where people want ketchup (Heinz, of course) on meatloaf. And everything else.

Well, the professor is Greek!

Then he should have been after some sheep.

One of the Rate My Professor reviews: "Professor Matsoukas is so arrogant he refuses to admit when he makes a mistake, or in the case of his textbook about 200 mistakes. If you confront him about a mistake he gets angry and refuses to answer any other questions you may have for the rest of the semester. Avoid his class if you can."

This freaky professor is probably constantly frustrated because he doesn't get to fuck his dog everyday.

Maybe they were out of toilet paper

There were a lot of rate my professor comments about typos in his notes. He’s teaching a subject where a typo can cause students a lot of confusion and extra work. It’s not psych 101. That’s very asshole-ish. It’s not like he’s teaching these courses for the first time.

Probably too busy daydreaming about Lassie's asshole to proofread his own work.

R301, Hold YOUR lectures. I'm a born and bred Coal Miner's Daughter from Summit Hill, Carbon County. But of course your life is a microcosm.

R303, Yeah, okay. Say stupid things. Just keep our Peeps and Tastykakes outta your mouth.

And r301? You might want to look into sex scandals/crimes at other schools [See: University, The Ohio State]. As for Catholic Church ones, check other states. Maybe watch the movie "Spotlight" [See: Massachusetts, Boston].

Or you could just keep on keepin' on with your facile assertions about Pennsylvania.

[quote] Well, the professor is Greek!

r304 Excuse me? We're known for fucking boys, not dogs! 🤣

Weird that Dataloungers find this so much disturbing than the Ohio father who shot 3 of his boys, deemed “handsome “.

Pennnnn-syltucky, where the dogs are nervous ‘round the men….

r313 Exactly. Much ado about misplaced priorities.

I was thinking "am I the only one who doesn't care about this guy's weird kink?"

But the monster who murdered his own kids is "handsome".

He tried to get the cops to kill him? I MUST see the body cam.

[QUOTE] Like you’ve never spread peanut butter on your balls.

No but I do subsist on peanut butter and wine.

[QUOTE] Weird that Dataloungers find this so much disturbing than the Ohio father who shot 3 of his boys, deemed “handsome “.

Doggo and furbaby culture on display.

How is this thread doing better than my thread. Is this really what you people want to talk about?

My god.

You people are seriously deranged freaks. Where do you people come from anymore.

R315 the painfully absurd nature of this sad story brings out the macabre / sarcastic side of gay men. Is that so awful?

A whole new meaning to “living your fetish”.

R313 + R315 -- there's a subculture here that deems heterosexual women to be repulsive succubi fit only for poaching the hottest studs and shitting out their crotchfruit. Naturally this subculture celebrates the murder of such crotchfruit (and, ideally, their succubus incubator -- I mean, "mother"), since it demonstrates the dominating masculinity of the stud who murdered them and his readiness to have hole presented to him.

I just scroll by those sad souls who get hard thinking about crimes like this. (cf. the Chris Watts fan club)

Then there's a contingent who goof on the real crazies with parody/sarcastic posts in the same vein. It can sometimes be tough to tell the parodies from the real thing. Black humor abounds.

My final digression (Mary!):

Poor hillbilly PA, just coming out to support our Native Son Joe. If only we were more sophisticated, like New Jerseyites.

Did Timmy have to translate the Collie's tale of molestation? What's that Lassie, you got diddled down your well?

[quote] I'm a born and bred Coal Miner's Daughter from Summit Hill, Carbon County.

Well, that explains a lot.

[QUOTE] the painfully absurd nature of this sad story brings out the macabre

Well if you can't be macabre what can you be Blanche?

We have mothers who kill their children. Fathers who kill their entire families. But when a man has sex with the family dog in public you've got a biography worth reading.

I wish he'd scratch my belly first.

I mean, a little foreplay please?

Why hasn’t the Furry community issued a statement condemning this man's actions?

Bark means Bark!

I adore you, R317. Niiiiiiiiiice call back, brother.

[quote] Pennnnn-syltucky, where the dogs are nervous ‘round the men….

And where a student in my HS was caught fucking a cat.

Those household pets were SHAMELESS HUSSIES!

[quote] the painfully absurd nature of this sad story brings out the macabre / sarcastic side of gay men. Is that so awful?

r321 Of course this guy is an idiot and deserves his shame. But this is just a very bizarre kink. Why is the law involved as long as nobody saw this? Police should be stopping child abuse and rape, not watching dogs lick peanut butter off a guy's ass. Who cares?

I definitely think it's weird/alarming. I would never wish to be friends with someone, let alone god forbid MARRIED to a guy that was into doing sexy stuff with their dog. Omg yuck.

This person has mental problems and needs help. But is he really looking at jail time for this?

That BITCH is lying!

Wasn't it caught on tape? Is it on youtube yet?

R335, And you know that police aren't investigating other crimes, how, exactly?

Does no-one bother to read thoroughly anymore?

The charges are detailed, and they involve more than assault on his poor wretched dog.

R335, And you know that police aren't investigating other crimes, how, exactly?

Does no-one bother to read thoroughly anymore?

The charges are detailed, and they involve more than assault on his poor wretched dog.

R335, And you know that police aren't investigating other crimes, how, exactly?

Does no-one bother to read thoroughly anymore?

The charges are detailed, and they involve more than assault on his poor wretched dog.

R335, And you know that police aren't investigating other crimes, how, exactly?

Does no-one bother to read thoroughly anymore?

The charges are detailed, and they involve more than assault on his poor wretched dog.

R335, And you know that police aren't investigating other crimes, how, exactly?

Does no-one bother to read thoroughly anymore?

The charges are detailed, and they involve more than assault on his poor wretched dog.

R343 What are you linking to? I get an error page when I click.

Sorry. I tried to delete because the link has been posted. I don't know why the double post, either!

You fucked it up. Stop. TIA

r343 Are you daft? What other crimes? Some dog licked his ass. Who cares?

I want the cops preventing real crimes like rape, theft, violence. I don't give a rat's ass if this weirdo fucks his dog.

Get a life.

“Fucking” a dog is animal abuse, YOU fucking weirdo.

r348 Eating meat is animal abuse, WEIRDO. Are you a vegan? Or a hypocrite?

Don't let R349 around the pound.

R347, Just FYI: US police do not generally seek to prevent imminent crimes as an official duty, other than generalized "neighborhood watches" and safety tips to citizens. They seek to apprehend suspects during or post-crime.

Moreover, r347, your caring or lack thereof hasn't yet been incorporated into US jurisprudence.

“I don’t know why I’m being detained! What crime did I commit?” “You know what you did! Woof! 🐶 “

Professor didn't like broccoli, but he adored cauliflower.

Does this freak also get up to anything with mice?

Rut-Roh!

burn him at the stake

Probably saner than 75% of the professors I had, even with the unfortunate Scooby snacks.

But, he isn't particularly attractive, so death penalty it is.

[QUOTE] But, he isn't particularly attractive, so death penalty it is.

They should do a Hannibal sort of thing. Except instead of hogs, have wild dogs tear him apart.

Nah, kill the dog.

Any GoFundMe to paid for the dog's therapy? Or deworming?

Is she going to birth out a litter of huppies?

Who’s the lead investigator? Detective McGruff?

“If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal."

Sniffing his crotch, shaking her butt, rolling over exposing her teets and cooter... the bitch was asking for it.

[quote] This person has mental problems and needs help. But is he really looking at jail time for this?

Yes. Sexual intercourse with an animal is a crime in the United States. He is likely going to spend time in prison.

This is some Black Mirror shit except instead of a pig f*cker it's a dog f*cker and instead of UK politics it's US higher education. Another reason why that show is tired now and getting outpaced by crazy real world antics.

I don't see how someone comes back from this. I hope Themis has saved up well for retirement because he's going to need it. Perhaps he'll move back to Greece where the cost of living is lower, the history of kinky sex is well established, and he can fuck all of the stray pussycats his Chem Penn can handle.

LOCK HIM UP!

[quote] Yes. Sexual intercourse with an animal is a crime in the United States. He is likely going to spend time in prison.

r366 Meh, it's a choice like any other sexual activity. Phony moralism to make it illegal. I agree it's pretty sick. But no one was harmed.

Has Dottie Hinkle commented?

[quote] LOCK HIM UP!

Put him in a cage with only a water bowl and a blanket, and an occasional treat for good behavior.

“But no one was harmed”.

You freak.

He’s Greek and it’s making the news in Greece.

Social mores are interesting to me. Yes, this man is a sick bastard, as deviant as they can be.

R366 maybe a psych ward would be a better option? He might need to be treated for his sexual attraction to animals. Soon, there will be support groups for individuals who are attracted to animals.

He was building bridges between species.

[quote] “But no one was harmed”.

r372 The mutt probably enjoyed it. Again, who gives a fuck? Fools walk dogs on leashes. Fools keep dogs locked up in their house all day. Fools eat pigs which are actually more intelligent than dogs. It's a damn dog. Get a grip.

What happened to the delicate doilie that was bitching about this thread yesterday?

r378 Who gurlfriend? Who?

The dog was harmed! Newsflash, human peen is too big for a collie. That bitch is probably going to die from being fucked by this pig.

r380 I googled it. The average dog penis is 17 cm or 6-1/2 inches. That's the same as a human. Like I said, it's sick, but it didn't physically harm the collie. It's really nobody's business. Cops should be stopping real crime, not watching bestiality on cam.

Dog peens are skinny AF

This professor has tore up his girl's insides. He deserves the death penalty

r382 Meh, I'm more concerned about people and human rights. I don't pay cops to waste their time on this crap.

Looks like a victimless crime to me. Unless you're a vegan I can't take anyone seriously who thinks this is anybody's business but the man who owns the dog. You slaughter and eat animals every day and then all this concern over a collie?

So this is where we're at on DL now? Bestiality is A-OK?

And fuck all you fuckers who think dog-fucking is a "victimless crime"

[quote] So this is where we're at on DL now? Bestiality is A-OK?

No, it's sick. I'll ask again since no one will answer, why is it the business of cops, especially when we slaughter and eat animals?

[quote] And fuck all you fuckers who think dog-fucking is a "victimless crime"

It is, but only if you buy the dog flowers afterwards.

[quote] So this is where we're at on DL now? Bestiality is A-OK?

DL has really gone to the dogs.

[quote]And fuck all you fuckers who think dog-fucking is a "victimless crime"

It depends on who the top is.

He'll be on skid row eating Alpo from the trash.

Headline should say “BARKING: Penn Professor Caught (…)”

Ooooooooooh yaaaaaaa nice doggie

R391 From BEARKING to BARKING

Maybe he’ll claim it’s his emotional support animal.

To the moron, and you know who you are: Read the GD charges. This pervert also publicly masturbated and walked around the park naked, and is thus charged with public lewdness.

Furthermore, stop pretending you know what else the police are doing or not doing. BTW, they don't prevent crime; the police can only hope to encourage environments that discourage miscreants.

r395 You have trouble with reading comprehension apparently. I'm only referring to what I read in the article. He fucked his pet collie. Anyone who eats meat is a hypocrite to be appalled by that. You've done far worse to animals.

Oh my gawd R381 "I googled it" made me wheeze laugh. Thank you.

r397 Yeah, Wheezy, I googled it. I don't go around measuring dog dicks.

R398 What do you mean you don’t put it in Excel and sort it in descending order?

He was caught by Park Rangers, and yes, that is part of their job. They monitor the park to ensure the flora and fauna are protected, among other duties. They apprehend poachers and flashers. These aren't city cops who are taking time away from murders and assaults to pursue this.

I love the poster who thinks this isn’t the business of cops. Guess what? I’m good with it! NO, I don’t want to live in a world where we allow humans to engage in sex with animals. That’s a hard pass. I fail to resonate with your argument. Meat eating is NOT equal to sex, I’m so sorry to burst your bubble. The inherent awfulness of the meat industry is a completely separate issue, in other words, “two wrongs don’t make a right” asshole.

If eating meat is wrong...

Greek guys and park sex - George Maharis, George Michael, Professor Dogfucker..

pattern?

r401 I dunno about you, but I'd rather be fucked in the ass than slaughtered and eaten. 🤣

[quote] He was caught by Park Rangers, and yes, that is part of their job. They monitor the park to ensure the flora and fauna are protected, among other duties. They apprehend poachers and flashers. These aren't city cops who are taking time away from murders and assaults to pursue this.

r400 No, there are actually laws against filming people in toilets. I didn't read anything about him flashing or indecent exposure in the article. I'm only going by what I read. I don't care about this guy's perverted kink as long as he doesn't hurt somebody. And he didn't. He was alone. The dog is his property. None of the government's business.

[quote] I was obviously taking the piss

Oh that’s what I was doing too

R405, You are being deliberately uninformed. As in, not really trying to find out what he is charged with, re: public lewdness, as well as the dog-involved illegal acts.

Moreover, "none of the government's business" is the "argument" of one ignorant not only of the law, but also of its tacit social contract to, in essence, protect society at large (though that aspect might seem misguided and/or unnecessary).

E.g., one is not allowed to torture one's dog in one's own home or yard; it is illegal. E.g., one is not allowed in my state to smoke marijuana in one's own home or yard; it is illegal. E.g., one is not allowed to drive with an open bottle of alcohol in one's own vehicle; it is illegal. E.g., one is not allowed to walk peacefully around one's own neighborhood in the nude; it is illegal. Etc.

The park cameras weren't IN the restrooms; they were outside, to catch thieves exiting while carrying identifying bags of liquid soap.

Other photographic evidence of the Professor was from other trail and parking area cameras, plus private visitor cameras. Finally, he had proof of himself on his tablet and in his home, after a search was conducted.

This, plus the perp's PUBLIC nudity and masturbation.

For your edification:

P.S. You'll notice, r405, that the freak picked a STATE PARK.

Thus, he himself made his behaviors "the government's business"!

r407 Okay, finally, a report which tells what crime he actually committed. He was naked in public and exposed himself. It took days of discussing this non-event to actually read an actual crime was committed, and not that he just fucked his stupid dog in a toilet stall.

Seriously, I don't care about this. I don't care about this dumb dog. It's a damn animal and the actual sex act is not foreign to dogs. She probably enjoyed it.

I think the guy is disgusting and mentally unhinged. But too much time and money was wasted on this. Again, the government has better things to do.

Why you perverts enjoy this story is beyond me.

Why do you keep posting, r409? It isn't like your opinion is difficult to grasp such that it bears repeating.

R326, Yes, it does. It explains why I'm a pro-unions (Molly Maguires were from these same mines) Liberal Democrat.

What explains YOU, Mr. Fancy Feast?

R409, The same "report" info was posted in r151 and r297.

r410 It's called having a discussion, numbnuts.

Plus, this is scandalous, especially with him being a professor. Generally, the job of reviewing the security camera footage it boring, but this guy made it insanely weird and gives the rangers a lot to chew on.

[quote]but this guy made it insanely weird and gives the rangers a lot to chew on.