Hi I’m a Psychopath

What do you do

Hi! Are you the same anti-trans poster as this one?

[quote] What do you do

The proper way to ask that of me is “What is the first and principal thing you do?”

[quote] Hi! Are you the same anti-trans poster as this one?

Greetings. No I not.

Why are you obsessed with me?!?

Describe the harm you've caused others that you are most proud of.

[quote] Why are you obsessed with me?!?

I am lot. I do, however, find the manner and matter of your threads amusing.

[quote] Describe the harm you've caused others that you are most proud of.

I am prouder of the harm I have not caused, the self restraint to which I am not naturally predisposed but which I have learned.

can't think of anything less interesting

R8 I really enjoyed your response. I didn't think you were Dexter.

How do you feel about wire hangers?

How long have you known you were an empath, OP? Did you find out before or after you found out about your psychopathy?

Were you diagnosed as a psychopath?

[quote] How do you feel about wire hangers?

I am less “mad” at them than I am at the dirt.

When you say, "psychopath", do you mean, "psychopath psychopath"?

[quote] How long have you known you were an empath, OP?

I am most certainly not an empath.

Boxers or briefs?

So, you're a Republican?

[quote] Boxers or briefs?

Definitely boxers.

[quote] So, you're a Republican?

Certainly not. They’re garden-variety maniacs, like compost without the beneficial effects.

Why did you stab your little sister, Paris?

Did you intentionally have your design team program all Teslas to kill pedestrians when in self-driving mode?

Did you and Elaine ever consummate your marriage, or have you both always slept in separate wings of your Kentucky mansion?

Hi DJT! Do you feel unwell? Is there anything we can do to make you feel more pain and and make you more frail? Like you are falling into The Great Beyond? Don't hesitate to ask.

r24 beat me to it. I was going to ask what the weather was like at Mar-a-Lago.

You're the most boring psychopath I've ever met 💤😴

What makes you think you're so special? I doubt you're a psychopath, you're probably just some pathetic garden-variety asshole who wants to feel important.

Who diagnosed you? Dr. Google?

OP, this is my love letter to you.

So you're not an empath style psychopath, you don't waste your time with pretending to feel like the other psychopaths?

What are you having for breakfast, Greg?

WHY ISN'T EVERYONE HUGGING ME AND SAYING THEY LOVE ME AND CHECKING ON ME AND ASKING ME IF I WANT OR NEED ANYTHING?????????????? YOU FUCKERS CARE MORE ABOUT YOURSELVES THAN OTHERS?????????? FUCKING IMBALANCED BASTARD RETARD SHITFACES

How many people have you killed?

If the government doesn't want me to do coke then why did they make money the perfect tool to break it down and snort it???

Do you feel welcome on Datalounge?

[quote] What are you having for breakfast, Greg?

Soft boiled eggs with toast soldiers and some cantaloupe.

How do you get rid of a body if you live in a building that has cameras everywhere and you don't have the stomach to chop it into pieces and put it in a suitcase? Asking for a friend, of course.

[quote] How do you get rid of a body if you live in a building that has cameras everywhere and you don't have the stomach to chop it into pieces and put it in a suitcase? Asking for a friend, of course.

A bath of sulphuric acid, silly!

Thanks, Greg!!!! As always, you're very helpful!

goodmorning sunshine. did you sleep well?

When you decided to announce for presidet, did you realize the Secret Service would soon know all your seccrets, Ron?

You’re welcome, R38. Happy to oblige!

[quote] goodmorning sunshine. did you sleep well?

Like a baby!

^ Cried for an hour, slept for an hour then shit my pants

R43, please allow me to reorder these events:

1. Slept for an hour.

2. Shit my pants.

3. Cried for an hour.

R31 Hi Meghan

Psycho, tell us something juicy, scary and unusual about you.

Well... I pretended to be in love with a Prince and now I'm a Duchess! Being a Duchess wasn't as fun as you would think though. British people can be so mean and castles stink! Anyway now I have a great life in California in my mansion with kids. Oh right I have a husband. When he exceeds his usefulness I'll toss and marry a billionaire. I'll be the talk of the town! F the royal family! All I wanted was to be loved, you horrible stuffy Brits! Get bent.

This thread coulda been a contender. But noooo….