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The “Now That Is One Hot Jew” thread

Daddy Michael Silver

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by Anonymousreply 147May 30, 2023 3:10 PM

He is delicious

by Anonymousreply 1May 25, 2023 12:41 AM

I have loved him for over twenty years!

by Anonymousreply 2May 25, 2023 12:43 AM

Cute nepo

by Anonymousreply 3May 25, 2023 12:46 AM

The cute jew GOAT

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by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2023 12:55 AM

I liked him on NYPD Blue, but subsequently, did he ever not play an asshole?

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2023 12:56 AM

Former New England Patriot Julian Edelman

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by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2023 1:19 AM

Damn, OP's guy has great hair.

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2023 1:22 AM

Andrew Garfield (father's side)

Topher Grace (father's side)

Jake Gyllenhaal (mother's side)

Mark Grossman

Adrien Brody

Jesse Eisenberg

Justin Bartha

Liev Schreiber

Adam Brody

Paul Rudd

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2023 1:30 AM

Mayn Tateshi.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2023 2:02 AM

Michael Silver is Supernatural!

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by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2023 2:11 AM

Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2023 2:23 AM

World's hottest Jewish guy, Steve Gold.

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by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2023 2:26 AM


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by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 2:51 AM

Michael Silver is super hot and totally my type! Want him in my bed now!

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2023 2:54 AM

The hottest..

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by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2023 2:59 AM

R13- Who is that?

by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2023 3:14 AM

Paul Newman: half Jew!

by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2023 3:16 AM

Mitch Gaylord

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by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2023 3:20 AM

Morgan Spector


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by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2023 3:31 AM

Natan Levy

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by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2023 3:37 AM

Man, R4...Samberg has ALWAYS done it for me. R13 I'm already looking into that guy (not literally...I'm pretty vanilla). Jewish guys make me smile....among other very nice things.

I've always had a bit of a thing for Ben Shenkman, and Adam Goldberg (circa 2000). But Samberg...I'd pay a lot to see him do gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2023 4:01 AM

[quote] He is delicious

Yes, he is. Is his seed available for samples?

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2023 4:24 AM

I fucking HATE Andy FUCKING Samburg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2023 1:15 PM

r13's guy has a tattoo and is Jewish?

That's surprising.

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2023 1:20 PM

Tell us how you REALLY feel, R23. This time, don't hold back.

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2023 1:51 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal, for sure!

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2023 1:58 PM

Why, whatever do you mean, r24?

by Anonymousreply 27May 25, 2023 2:07 PM


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by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2023 2:26 PM

R27, Tattoos are proscribed in the Torah. Observant Jews would not get one. There is also a taboo about tattoos since the concentration camps.

by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2023 2:27 PM

R28- Who is that?

by Anonymousreply 30May 25, 2023 2:31 PM

I can never remember his name, but he's like 6 foot 7 and was in the NYC tabloids for cheating on his wife with someone else's wife.

Hot, hot, hot.

by Anonymousreply 31May 25, 2023 2:34 PM

R30, the pic at R28 is Aaron Taylor Johnson

by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2023 2:42 PM

R13, his surname is Wlodawsky, which is of Belarussian Ashkenazi origin. I have no idea if he's ethnically Jewish on his father's side or just non-practising or atheist/agnostic. Either way, can we agree that he belongs in this thread?

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by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2023 2:55 PM

Yes, THIS Aaron Taylor-Johnson and his johnson.

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by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2023 2:58 PM

Giovani Ribisi is actually a pretty good actor.

I wonder why he never quite hit big.

by Anonymousreply 35May 25, 2023 3:15 PM

R35- There's a naked scene with him from a movie years before and he looked good in that scene but he doesn't look so good anymore by the time he appeared in this scene.

by Anonymousreply 36May 25, 2023 3:36 PM

[quote]I fucking HATE Andy FUCKING Samberg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

Why? He seems so nice. And then he's funny, to boot. Did he send you a box without his dick in it?

by Anonymousreply 37May 25, 2023 8:44 PM

They won't get tattoos, but they'll mutilate dicks. Barbaric.

by Anonymousreply 38May 25, 2023 9:17 PM

[quote]They won't get tattoos, but they'll mutilate dicks. Barbaric.

Both reflect the convenant with their god, r38, and are logically consistent based on that.

by Anonymousreply 39May 25, 2023 9:21 PM

Not for nothing, I had r38 blocked. The "mutilation" nonsense is just that. I hope his parents had him circumcised.

by Anonymousreply 40May 25, 2023 9:27 PM

His parents were thoughtful enough to make his dick blowable.

by Anonymousreply 41May 25, 2023 9:34 PM

I’ve always thought the Sand Man was one hot Jew. This was the best picture I could locate. Personality helps.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 25, 2023 9:38 PM

Eli Roth, Jason Schwartzman, Adam Goldberg, David Krumholtz - my own Jewish Brat Pack - all of them beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 43May 25, 2023 9:44 PM

May I nominate Jesse Levis as possessor of the nicest Jewish butt?

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by Anonymousreply 44May 25, 2023 9:46 PM

Ted Lasso fans haven't found this thread?

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by Anonymousreply 45May 25, 2023 9:51 PM

r44, his actual last name is Levis?

by Anonymousreply 46May 25, 2023 10:02 PM

cute as fuck, Mark Feuerstein

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by Anonymousreply 47May 25, 2023 10:04 PM

The covenant is bullshit to justify mutilation.

by Anonymousreply 48May 25, 2023 10:06 PM

I worked with Michael for 2 seasons on a series. The nicest, hottest guy you could ask for YUMMM.

by Anonymousreply 49May 25, 2023 10:07 PM

Gabe "The Body" Kapler

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by Anonymousreply 50May 25, 2023 10:07 PM

R49, what does Michael Silver think about always being cast as the asshole?

by Anonymousreply 51May 25, 2023 10:09 PM

He was awfully cute on an episode of NewsRadio in the 90s - not an asshole at all. And he was able to make the loathsome Andy Dick seem human.

by Anonymousreply 52May 25, 2023 10:11 PM

Michael T. Weiss

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by Anonymousreply 53May 25, 2023 10:22 PM

I’m sorry but most of these guys are hideous. Andy Samberg? Really? 🤣

by Anonymousreply 54May 25, 2023 10:34 PM

[quote] Jason Schwartzman

He’s half Italian. He’s a Coppola.

by Anonymousreply 55May 25, 2023 10:35 PM

Andy Samberg is cute as fuck, R54. Sorry you have no taste.

by Anonymousreply 56May 25, 2023 10:36 PM

Oliver Jackson-Cohen

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by Anonymousreply 57May 25, 2023 11:09 PM

Oh, yeah, r57!

Which reminds me, how could I have forgotten DL fave Julian Morris?

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by Anonymousreply 58May 25, 2023 11:11 PM

Gabe Kapler must be living the dream.

Played pro baseball, then landed stints in management until becoming the manager of the SF Giants.

Living in SF and looking like this:

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by Anonymousreply 59May 25, 2023 11:20 PM

And Landon, too. Two times the heat.

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by Anonymousreply 60May 25, 2023 11:22 PM

Yes, Gabe Kapler! Gorgeous face, tantalizing nipples, and the beginning of his pubic patch. He was younger then, and I saw this picture in a sports magazine. I was in heat.

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by Anonymousreply 61May 26, 2023 12:25 AM

Josh, the somewhat less evil Kushner brother who married Taylor Swift's ex.

by Anonymousreply 62May 26, 2023 12:40 AM

Boyfriends Carter Collins and Oliver Marks

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by Anonymousreply 63May 26, 2023 1:41 AM

You rang?

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by Anonymousreply 64May 26, 2023 2:54 AM

R15, ❤️ Gilbert Gottfried!

by Anonymousreply 65May 26, 2023 3:19 AM

R64, Jon Bernthal owns this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 66May 26, 2023 3:21 AM

[quote][R15], ❤️ Gilbert Gottfried!

...and the joke was hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 67May 26, 2023 3:41 AM

So cute.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 26, 2023 4:42 AM

Eli Roth

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by Anonymousreply 69May 26, 2023 6:50 AM

Disappointed there hasn't been a BUT WHAT ABOUT PLASTICINE post here.

by Anonymousreply 70May 26, 2023 7:01 AM

Another one of Julian Morris & Landon Ross:

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by Anonymousreply 71May 26, 2023 7:39 AM

Peter Mark Richman John Garfield Francis Lederer Tony Martin

by Anonymousreply 72May 26, 2023 7:47 AM

Anyone want to fill him in?

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by Anonymousreply 73May 26, 2023 7:57 AM

Looks like Silver is one of those hot Jewish men who escaped the male Jewish curse of losing their looks hard once they hit middle age.

by Anonymousreply 74May 26, 2023 8:08 AM

And it starts with the eyes. Jewish guys just have the most gorgeous, soulful eyes--yum.

by Anonymousreply 75May 27, 2023 3:54 AM

Always hot, still a bad actor.

by Anonymousreply 76May 27, 2023 4:32 AM

John Garfield

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by Anonymousreply 77May 27, 2023 4:42 AM

David Conrad

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by Anonymousreply 78May 27, 2023 4:44 AM

The hottest Jew to ever grace the silver screen (half-Jew but it still counts):

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by Anonymousreply 79May 27, 2023 4:46 AM

I had to wait until R45 to find Brett Goldstein cited!

How about Jeff Goldblum? BDF for days, nice and rangy, and big brown eyes.

by Anonymousreply 80May 27, 2023 4:58 AM

Jake Silberman. I’m still recovering from his big peen on stage in “3C.”

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by Anonymousreply 81May 27, 2023 5:10 AM

Michiel Huisman

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by Anonymousreply 82May 27, 2023 6:42 AM

R81, please describe his big peen.

by Anonymousreply 83May 27, 2023 7:00 AM

You just know he was nasty in bed.

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by Anonymousreply 84May 27, 2023 8:03 AM

Is that Steve Goofyburg? ^^^

by Anonymousreply 85May 27, 2023 8:12 AM

R63, where did they reveal they are both Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 86May 27, 2023 8:22 AM

Hot Jew Dom Daddy, Former Trump lawyer, Erich Herschmann.

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by Anonymousreply 87May 27, 2023 8:24 AM

Hart Bochner in his prime was the most handsome man I ever saw on the silver screen. His prime was around the time he made Apartment Zero. I don't know how Colin Firth kept his hands off of him, heterosexual or not. (Perhaps he didn't, but we'll never know).

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by Anonymousreply 88May 27, 2023 8:44 AM

Bugsy Siegel

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by Anonymousreply 89May 27, 2023 8:49 AM

R88 he was extremely sexy—-better than his dad Cecil Colby/Lloyd Bochner. I liked when he played hot as opposed to douche. He always seemed attainable/ sexually ambiguous. I saw Apt Zero twice when it was first released. The sexual tension was intense. I would love to see the movie today buy I cannot find it.

by Anonymousreply 90May 27, 2023 2:08 PM

Randal Batinkoff, the baby daddy in that Molly Ringwald teen mom movie

by Anonymousreply 91May 27, 2023 2:12 PM

How can we overlook DataLounge Pube Hero Matt Gutman?

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by Anonymousreply 92May 27, 2023 2:15 PM

r79 for the win.

No one else compares.

by Anonymousreply 93May 27, 2023 2:17 PM

R90, Ask and ye shall receive . . .

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by Anonymousreply 94May 27, 2023 2:17 PM

Actor Guri Weinberg

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by Anonymousreply 95May 27, 2023 2:22 PM

Married to former child actress Tammy Lauren, and his father was one of the Israeli team killed at Munich

by Anonymousreply 96May 27, 2023 2:23 PM

Yoni Alfert

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by Anonymousreply 97May 27, 2023 2:24 PM

[quote] Andy Samberg is cute as fuck, [R54]. Sorry you have no taste.

Im sorry you’re blind. He’s hideous.

by Anonymousreply 98May 27, 2023 2:28 PM

Jewish himbo deluxe Gregg Sulkin

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by Anonymousreply 99May 27, 2023 5:03 PM

R99 may win the thread. There are Jewish actors I like more as actors, but anytime I behold a pic of a shirtless Gregg Sulkin, all I can think of is our taking our clothes off and getting to it.

by Anonymousreply 100May 27, 2023 5:07 PM

Troye Sivan

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by Anonymousreply 101May 27, 2023 9:31 PM

Netanyahu is one of the most attractive men I've ever seen. And he has one of, if not the best man's voice I've ever heard.

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by Anonymousreply 102May 27, 2023 10:51 PM

Xavier Gold

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by Anonymousreply 103May 27, 2023 11:29 PM

R90 - Hochner 4-evah!

In case you've been looking to buy the DVD, it's around.

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by Anonymousreply 104May 27, 2023 11:40 PM

Okay, I've had it with the heebs.

by Anonymousreply 105May 28, 2023 12:06 AM

R102, he’s still an arrogant asshole.

by Anonymousreply 106May 28, 2023 12:13 AM

I have been lusting after Ari Melber of msnbc for a long time. I just know that underneath that shirt is a beautiful furry chest.

by Anonymousreply 107May 28, 2023 12:15 AM

R107's instincts are correct.

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by Anonymousreply 108May 28, 2023 12:25 AM

Max Greenfield.

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by Anonymousreply 109May 28, 2023 12:54 AM

Bryan Greenberg with his lucky wife.

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by Anonymousreply 110May 28, 2023 1:23 AM

Matt Gutman IS ONE HOT JEW!

by Anonymousreply 111May 28, 2023 4:13 AM

Daveed Diggs is adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 112May 28, 2023 6:35 AM

R112, Isn’t he alleged to have one of the biggest cocks on Broadway?

by Anonymousreply 113May 28, 2023 7:10 AM

R113, One can only hope.

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by Anonymousreply 114May 28, 2023 7:12 AM

R99 & R100, here is Gregg Sulkin showing the outline of his kosher cock:

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by Anonymousreply 115May 28, 2023 7:25 AM

Daniel Radcliffe.

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by Anonymousreply 116May 28, 2023 7:48 AM

Meir Kay

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by Anonymousreply 117May 28, 2023 10:41 AM


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by Anonymousreply 118May 28, 2023 10:44 AM

And another for the assholes that got sumthing to say

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by Anonymousreply 119May 28, 2023 10:45 AM

Patinkin in Yentil

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by Anonymousreply 120May 28, 2023 10:49 AM

No love for Howard?

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by Anonymousreply 121May 28, 2023 10:54 AM

I am the hottest fucking Jew of all fucking time, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 122May 28, 2023 1:02 PM

Brian and Ed, the Krassenstein twins

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by Anonymousreply 123May 28, 2023 5:17 PM

R123 - Balding. Next!

by Anonymousreply 124May 28, 2023 5:51 PM

The Mortimer Club isn't missing out on much.

by Anonymousreply 125May 28, 2023 6:26 PM

R112/R112, lately I've been watching "Snowpiercer" with Daveed Diggs. (Sci-fi/post-apocalyptic thing - lasted three seasons.) Digg is very handsome and hot AF. Normally I don't like dreads but on him they look good.

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by Anonymousreply 126May 28, 2023 7:30 PM

R126, Linky McStinky

by Anonymousreply 127May 28, 2023 7:40 PM

It's just a cool picture of Daveed Diggs, there are already several upthread.

by Anonymousreply 128May 28, 2023 7:42 PM

DL favorite Cameron Kasky

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by Anonymousreply 129May 28, 2023 7:50 PM

James Wolk

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by Anonymousreply 130May 28, 2023 8:24 PM

Speaking of Daveeds:

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by Anonymousreply 131May 28, 2023 8:29 PM

Sexy Seth Rogan? If you like the Walt Whitman type, maybe.

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by Anonymousreply 132May 28, 2023 8:41 PM

Walt Whitman had no trouble getting twinks in his day either, so yes.

by Anonymousreply 133May 28, 2023 9:22 PM

R133, Walt was known to frequent hospitals late in the evening during the Civil War to “visit” wounded soldiers.

Just imagine how many hand jobs and blow jobs he gave to those young soldiers.

by Anonymousreply 134May 28, 2023 9:48 PM

I would spin his dreidal over and over......

by Anonymousreply 135May 28, 2023 9:51 PM

Wow, there certainly do seem to be a lot of Jews in the entertainment business!

by Anonymousreply 136May 28, 2023 10:02 PM

Love Andy Samberg as well, he's Jewish and part Italian .

by Anonymousreply 137May 28, 2023 10:07 PM

Fuck off and die in a concentration camp, Adolph R136.

by Anonymousreply 138May 28, 2023 10:11 PM

R136 = Mel Gibson

by Anonymousreply 139May 28, 2023 10:18 PM

R132 Good thing NOBODY asked you

by Anonymousreply 140May 29, 2023 7:15 PM

Seth is hot in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 141May 29, 2023 8:58 PM

Too many of these guys look like white Urkels.

by Anonymousreply 142May 29, 2023 9:12 PM

But is he a doctah?

by Anonymousreply 143May 30, 2023 1:22 PM

Has Daveed Diggs ever performed a role with short hair? I'd love to see what he looks like without the Afro/dreads.

by Anonymousreply 144May 30, 2023 1:48 PM

Raviv Ullman. A total charmer on Phil of the Future and still fine as fuck today. I really thought he'd have a bigger career like fellow Disney hottie Shia LaBeouf.

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by Anonymousreply 145May 30, 2023 2:33 PM

Cooking twink Eitan Bernath.

I'd love to taste his brisket.

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by Anonymousreply 146May 30, 2023 3:05 PM

r146 I've tried following Eitan on IG twice, but his voice annoys me. He is as cute as can be, of course.

by Anonymousreply 147May 30, 2023 3:10 PM
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