The “Now That Is One Hot Jew” thread

He is delicious

I have loved him for over twenty years!

Cute nepo

The cute jew GOAT

I liked him on NYPD Blue, but subsequently, did he ever not play an asshole?

Former New England Patriot Julian Edelman

Damn, OP's guy has great hair.

Andrew Garfield (father's side)

Topher Grace (father's side)

Jake Gyllenhaal (mother's side)

Mark Grossman

Adrien Brody

Jesse Eisenberg

Justin Bartha

Liev Schreiber

Adam Brody

Paul Rudd

Mayn Tateshi.

Michael Silver is Supernatural!

Andy Cohen.

World's hottest Jewish guy, Steve Gold.

@msamuelOfficial

Michael Silver is super hot and totally my type! Want him in my bed now!

The hottest..

R13- Who is that?

Paul Newman: half Jew!

Mitch Gaylord

Morgan Spector

NAKED

Natan Levy

Man, R4...Samberg has ALWAYS done it for me. R13 I'm already looking into that guy (not literally...I'm pretty vanilla). Jewish guys make me smile....among other very nice things.

I've always had a bit of a thing for Ben Shenkman, and Adam Goldberg (circa 2000). But Samberg...I'd pay a lot to see him do gay porn.

[quote] He is delicious

Yes, he is. Is his seed available for samples?

I fucking HATE Andy FUCKING Samburg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

r13's guy has a tattoo and is Jewish?

That's surprising.

Tell us how you REALLY feel, R23. This time, don't hold back.

Jake Gyllenhaal, for sure!

Why, whatever do you mean, r24?

Hot BRITISH Jew.

R27, Tattoos are proscribed in the Torah. Observant Jews would not get one. There is also a taboo about tattoos since the concentration camps.

R28- Who is that?

I can never remember his name, but he's like 6 foot 7 and was in the NYC tabloids for cheating on his wife with someone else's wife.

Hot, hot, hot.

R30, the pic at R28 is Aaron Taylor Johnson

R13, his surname is Wlodawsky, which is of Belarussian Ashkenazi origin. I have no idea if he's ethnically Jewish on his father's side or just non-practising or atheist/agnostic. Either way, can we agree that he belongs in this thread?

Yes, THIS Aaron Taylor-Johnson and his johnson.

Giovani Ribisi is actually a pretty good actor.

I wonder why he never quite hit big.

R35- There's a naked scene with him from a movie years before and he looked good in that scene but he doesn't look so good anymore by the time he appeared in this scene.

[quote]I fucking HATE Andy FUCKING Samberg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

Why? He seems so nice. And then he's funny, to boot. Did he send you a box without his dick in it?

They won't get tattoos, but they'll mutilate dicks. Barbaric.

[quote]They won't get tattoos, but they'll mutilate dicks. Barbaric.

Both reflect the convenant with their god, r38, and are logically consistent based on that.

Not for nothing, I had r38 blocked. The "mutilation" nonsense is just that. I hope his parents had him circumcised.

His parents were thoughtful enough to make his dick blowable.

I’ve always thought the Sand Man was one hot Jew. This was the best picture I could locate. Personality helps.

Eli Roth, Jason Schwartzman, Adam Goldberg, David Krumholtz - my own Jewish Brat Pack - all of them beautiful.

May I nominate Jesse Levis as possessor of the nicest Jewish butt?

Ted Lasso fans haven't found this thread?

r44, his actual last name is Levis?

cute as fuck, Mark Feuerstein

The covenant is bullshit to justify mutilation.

I worked with Michael for 2 seasons on a series. The nicest, hottest guy you could ask for YUMMM.

Gabe "The Body" Kapler

R49, what does Michael Silver think about always being cast as the asshole?

He was awfully cute on an episode of NewsRadio in the 90s - not an asshole at all. And he was able to make the loathsome Andy Dick seem human.

Michael T. Weiss

I’m sorry but most of these guys are hideous. Andy Samberg? Really? 🤣

[quote] Jason Schwartzman

He’s half Italian. He’s a Coppola.

Andy Samberg is cute as fuck, R54. Sorry you have no taste.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen

Oh, yeah, r57!

Which reminds me, how could I have forgotten DL fave Julian Morris?

Gabe Kapler must be living the dream.

Played pro baseball, then landed stints in management until becoming the manager of the SF Giants.

Living in SF and looking like this:

And Landon, too. Two times the heat.

Yes, Gabe Kapler! Gorgeous face, tantalizing nipples, and the beginning of his pubic patch. He was younger then, and I saw this picture in a sports magazine. I was in heat.

Josh, the somewhat less evil Kushner brother who married Taylor Swift's ex.

Boyfriends Carter Collins and Oliver Marks

You rang?

R15, ❤️ Gilbert Gottfried!

R64, Jon Bernthal owns this thread.

[quote][R15], ❤️ Gilbert Gottfried!

...and the joke was hysterical.

So cute.

Eli Roth

Disappointed there hasn't been a BUT WHAT ABOUT PLASTICINE post here.

Another one of Julian Morris & Landon Ross:

Peter Mark Richman John Garfield Francis Lederer Tony Martin

Anyone want to fill him in?

Looks like Silver is one of those hot Jewish men who escaped the male Jewish curse of losing their looks hard once they hit middle age.

And it starts with the eyes. Jewish guys just have the most gorgeous, soulful eyes--yum.

Always hot, still a bad actor.

John Garfield

David Conrad

The hottest Jew to ever grace the silver screen (half-Jew but it still counts):

I had to wait until R45 to find Brett Goldstein cited!

How about Jeff Goldblum? BDF for days, nice and rangy, and big brown eyes.

Jake Silberman. I’m still recovering from his big peen on stage in “3C.”

Michiel Huisman

R81, please describe his big peen.

You just know he was nasty in bed.

Is that Steve Goofyburg? ^^^

R63, where did they reveal they are both Jewish?

Hot Jew Dom Daddy, Former Trump lawyer, Erich Herschmann.

Hart Bochner in his prime was the most handsome man I ever saw on the silver screen. His prime was around the time he made Apartment Zero. I don't know how Colin Firth kept his hands off of him, heterosexual or not. (Perhaps he didn't, but we'll never know).

Bugsy Siegel

R88 he was extremely sexy—-better than his dad Cecil Colby/Lloyd Bochner. I liked when he played hot as opposed to douche. He always seemed attainable/ sexually ambiguous. I saw Apt Zero twice when it was first released. The sexual tension was intense. I would love to see the movie today buy I cannot find it.

Randal Batinkoff, the baby daddy in that Molly Ringwald teen mom movie

How can we overlook DataLounge Pube Hero Matt Gutman?

r79 for the win.

No one else compares.

R90, Ask and ye shall receive . . .

Actor Guri Weinberg

Married to former child actress Tammy Lauren, and his father was one of the Israeli team killed at Munich

Yoni Alfert

[quote] Andy Samberg is cute as fuck, [R54]. Sorry you have no taste.

Im sorry you’re blind. He’s hideous.

Jewish himbo deluxe Gregg Sulkin

R99 may win the thread. There are Jewish actors I like more as actors, but anytime I behold a pic of a shirtless Gregg Sulkin, all I can think of is our taking our clothes off and getting to it.

Troye Sivan

Netanyahu is one of the most attractive men I've ever seen. And he has one of, if not the best man's voice I've ever heard.

Xavier Gold

R90 - Hochner 4-evah!

In case you've been looking to buy the DVD, it's around.

Okay, I've had it with the heebs.

R102, he’s still an arrogant asshole.

I have been lusting after Ari Melber of msnbc for a long time. I just know that underneath that shirt is a beautiful furry chest.

R107's instincts are correct.

Max Greenfield.

Bryan Greenberg with his lucky wife.

Matt Gutman IS ONE HOT JEW!

Daveed Diggs is adorable.

R112, Isn’t he alleged to have one of the biggest cocks on Broadway?

R113, One can only hope.

R99 & R100, here is Gregg Sulkin showing the outline of his kosher cock:

Daniel Radcliffe.

Meir Kay

*SIGH*

And another for the assholes that got sumthing to say

Patinkin in Yentil

No love for Howard?

I am the hottest fucking Jew of all fucking time, bitches!

Brian and Ed, the Krassenstein twins

R123 - Balding. Next!

The Mortimer Club isn't missing out on much.

R112/R112, lately I've been watching "Snowpiercer" with Daveed Diggs. (Sci-fi/post-apocalyptic thing - lasted three seasons.) Digg is very handsome and hot AF. Normally I don't like dreads but on him they look good.

R126, Linky McStinky

It's just a cool picture of Daveed Diggs, there are already several upthread.

DL favorite Cameron Kasky

James Wolk

Speaking of Daveeds:

Sexy Seth Rogan? If you like the Walt Whitman type, maybe.

Walt Whitman had no trouble getting twinks in his day either, so yes.

R133, Walt was known to frequent hospitals late in the evening during the Civil War to “visit” wounded soldiers.

Just imagine how many hand jobs and blow jobs he gave to those young soldiers.

I would spin his dreidal over and over......

Wow, there certainly do seem to be a lot of Jews in the entertainment business!

Love Andy Samberg as well, he's Jewish and part Italian .

Fuck off and die in a concentration camp, Adolph R136.

R136 = Mel Gibson

R132 Good thing NOBODY asked you

Seth is hot in NYC.

Too many of these guys look like white Urkels.

But is he a doctah?

Has Daveed Diggs ever performed a role with short hair? I'd love to see what he looks like without the Afro/dreads.

Raviv Ullman. A total charmer on Phil of the Future and still fine as fuck today. I really thought he'd have a bigger career like fellow Disney hottie Shia LaBeouf.

Cooking twink Eitan Bernath.

I'd love to taste his brisket.

r146 I've tried following Eitan on IG twice, but his voice annoys me. He is as cute as can be, of course.

Eitan goes to the White House.

Adam Rothenberg

Let's do a crossover with the Jack Schlossberg thread.

MY PEOPLE - how did I not know this tread existed??? Here is one of my favoirtes. Ben Rappaport

Maybe not that popular since he was a star during the OJ murder trail but I fell hard for Mark Fuhrman

I'd have let Leonard Cohen tie me to the table in his Tower of Song

Mark Fuhrman - not Furman, which tends to be Jewish - is not Jewish, R152.

r154 And he is not "One Hot Whatever He Is."

Michael Douglas circa early 70s...

Michael Douglas now.

Matisyahu (Matthew Paul Miller)

Shia Le Boeuf

R157, Kirk looked better at 103.

The prototype of the HOT Jew.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned DL fave Sen. Jon Ossoff yet.

NY Rep. Dan Goldman!

The hottest Jew of all . . .

A hot Jew, in both senses of the word.

The word "hot", that is

So, not one of you has ever found a "Hot Jew" in gay porn? No gay Jewish men work on camera doing porn? They don't get fucked or suck dick? None of them are big, hairy, hung tops with cut cocks? Really?

Their mothers must be so proud!

Michael Lucas?

Oliver Marks' real surname means follower of Abraham, while his porn pseudonym "Marks" is a common anglicization of the German Jewish surname Marx.

Here ya go, R167.

Les Stine

I blew countless loads over Les. Wish I could have found a better hairy chest pic. You'll just have to check out his films.

The Nastiest Jewish Boy in gay porn: Alex Grant (formerly Alex Cohen)

R167, are you really asking for pictures of Ron Jeremy?

Ah, DataLounge... in m=some ways you cum through! Of course there are hot Jews doing the big nasty in many positions with many partners in porn.

Jesus is everywhere.

Lenny Bruce was cute. Before the drugs

There are some photos of Harpo Marx as an older guy (not in character) where he's very sexy to me.

Anybody know local NYC gay challah baker and therapist Jack Hazan?

He's kind of a big gurleen, but I find him so beautiful. Syrian Jews are hawt!

R176, Major gay face on Chico.

R176, Gregg Marx played Tom Hughes on ATWT.

Chico was a first class womanizer.

Mark Grossman ("Adam" - The Young & the Restless)

Brandon Barash.

Don Diamont.

Michael Aloni

Brian Bloom:

Not bad, but I'll take David Silver instead.

Connor Paolo:

I was really hoping Brian Bloom would go full-frontal in a Oz shower scene where Chris Meloni went in your face full-frontal. They were standing next to each. My heart was pumping, but Brian didn’t turn around.

Here:

now, make him put it in the other one

I would fuck this ass into next week.

^^^Isn't that guy an actual porn star?^^^

He looks like the guy I saw in an Israeli-made porn film where he plays a young Israeli commando who goes undercover, gets "caught" by the enemy and gets gang-banged in his mouth and ass.

Speaking of porn ... Does anyone remember Matan Shalev? .. Michael Lucas made him a star in several films including "Men of Israel" (2009).

And just like his bio said, he continued to study culinary arts and now runs a restaurant in Tel Aviv (next pic).

Matan on the right. His partner, Omer, on the left.

My right or their right?

R194 Mata is the guy showing teeth.

^^^ That's actually for R195.

Not sure if he's Jewish, but always assumed he was. In any case, blew many a load to this pretty boy bottom

I was once told Colt Studio model Rick Wolfmier was Jewish. If so, I would introduce him as my nice Jewish boy. Oh, so nice.

He and fellow Colt Studio model Mike Betts were steamy in their photo shoots together.

[quote][R194] Mata is the guy showing teeth.

Geez, if r193 became the guy showing teeth, he really hit a wall face first.

Rick Wolfmier is French-Cajun. Maybe Jewish, too, who knows?

Having spent a couple of summers working in Montreal I can tell you that French-Cajuns and Jews look very much alike. And both very hot.

R198 - yeah, I have no idea if this guy is Jewish, either, but if he is, I would definitely consider him "one hot Jew".

Another one of Connor Paolo:

Can anyone identify the man in R204?

Good LORD, can you pervs make it through ONE THREAD without porn references?

Bernath looks to be packing a whopper.

Oh, my--Miss R207 thinks this threadhas possibly degenerated with the (logical) discussion of hot Jews who do porn--get her smelling salts and a fainting couch!

I'd spin his dreidel

Tenor Shimi Goodman (video).

Have you bitches forgotten about me?!

Oy, there's no one more wonderful in all his gorgeousness than my own little bubula. Smile for the goyem fagalas, they made mommy rich!

[quote]goyem fagalas

Oy, gevalt.

Jeffrey Brezovar

R215 - Oh, he's smelling cookies a half mile away...

Avi Zabag.

Confirmed porn dude at R191. Thirsty bottom gang bang stuff, spit roasting, mustache rim jobs. I think on the Lucas website.

Re-posting the photo of Connor Paolo that didn't show up properly at R205:

(He played the young Alexander/Colin Farrell in "Alexander" and was on the first couple of seasons of "Revenge".)

Jason Furst.

R207, sorry that this thread went down the porn path... I commented jokingly about hot Jews doing porn... other responded... and I glad they did, I think that pic at R200 is amazing. Beefy guys, not covered in tats, hairy crotches. Bonus for the nice dicks on display and the casual poses.

Irving Thalberg was hot.

R221 Dude, I honestly don't even care. LOL, It's just kinda creepy that every time we have a "Who's Hot" thread it inevitably goes into porn. I mean...it's ALMOST like gays can only associate aesthetics with porn.

I think that can really do a number on a person.

Mary R223, shut up. The thread can handle both porn and non-porn Jews. Get over yourself.

R94 nice! Thank you!

Thanks to whoever posted this in the "It's the third of June" thread.

Just for the Pearl Clutcher upthread who hates porn...

He might be a real piece of shit human being, but he was a hot and even did G4P porn in the 80s.

^That’s^ what I was talking about!

[quote]Jeffrey Brezovar

Father and son.

I want to bathe in the River Jordan. Jeremy Jordan, that is

Jeremy Jordan is hot but he's not Jewish.

[quote]His father is of English, Scottish, Welsh and German descent, while his mother is Jewish (her parents' families were Jewish emigrants from Russia, Poland, Latvia, and Lithuania).[6] He has said, "I am Jewish... [growing up] we had Jewish holidays and Christian holidays. I was the best of both worlds."[7] H

Cute Itzik.

I don't know R144. I couldn't find anything where he had short hair other than this tumbler photo from when he was a teenager. That Hamilton hair length seems to be his preferred style and I can't say I blame him. It's flattering.

Such a handsome man, that Daveed.

Robby Benson

Model Matan Hawi.

WHET Eyal Podell?

Zohar Strauss

Ran Danker

Yes, I know he's barely 5 feet tall, but... Breckin Meyer was soooo cute with an adorable punim!

[quote]Model Matan Hawi.

...and also a spy in WW 1

R237 He's still in the L.A. area. Post-soap he was teaching at a local acting school for several years, then during COVID, wrote a children's book with his wife. He's been trying to do screenplay-type writing more recently and hasn't done any acting for about four years now. The article (link) is from 2021.

r237 r242 We loved Cowbell. "Jewish" was such an improvement over the usual inhabitants of Genoa City.

The Detroit Jewish News calls Breckin Meyer a “non Jew”.

“Meyer” is a confusing name.

Who is in R227 ?

Is that corn at R227 kosher?

I think Meyer would have to be spelled Mayer for it to be Jewish.

R247 "Meyer" is said to have become a Jewish Ashkenazic surname derived from the Yiddish male given name "Meyer."

There are lots of Jewish Meyers, both as first names and family names. eg Meyer Lansky, Rabbi David Meyer, Seth Meyers. etc. But Meyer is also the most common German family name, so I have no idea about Brecklin Meyers

Jewish mamas don't name their little boys Breckin.

Anthony Firsker, recently signed to the New England Patriots.

R251 . . .

Breckin's father is Ashkenazi Jewish, but his mother is a shiksa. Yes, I know about bloodlines through the mother in Orthodox beliefs, but if one parent is Jewish I would consider you to be at least part Jewish.

Oh, so now anyone with a K in their name must be Jewish?

R254 - Please sit down and let the grown ups talk.

Dor and Yoav are both cute.

^^^ Still photo of Dor Raz from above.

Scott Mechlowicz

Those adorable bedroom eyes.

Jonah Hauer-King

('The Little Mermaid' and 'World on Fire')

What good Jewish mother names her son Anthony?

R260, Anthony Newley’s mother.

[quote]What good Jewish mother names her son Anthony?

Fuck you!!!

r259, World on Fire will be back on Oct. 15. Can't wait. Jonah is indeed one very hot NJB. (Nice Jewish Boy. "Jew" sounds so hostile to me.)

What's cuter?

Mechlowicz's puppy dog eyes or his pert little ass?

Face > ass.

Doing his compulsory military service with the IDF.

Does anyone else here follow Razi at @raz_w1?

Now that is one hot Jew! Actually, is he Jewish, or just Semitic?

He's insanely hot, but he's not Jewish. I remember reading somewhere that he is Druze.

R268, Now, THAT is what I call hot, Jewish or not.

Is Razi insanely gay?

Insanely? MARY!

That isn't even a particularly good photo of Razi.

Go to his Insta @raz_w1 for much hotter. But thanks for posting, r268.

“That isn't even a particularly good photo of Razi.“

Oh, but it is.

Here's Razi's instagram. He reminds me a bit of Dino Fetscher.

Asher Angel

Gorgeous Razi comes put as gay, Israeli and Druze in his most recent Insta posting. Yessssssssssssss!

If genetics are to be believed, handsome Razi is at least descended from Jews.

I am the King of Hot Jews! Kneel before me!

Ari Melber

Ari is one hot daddy.

cutie pie ari shapiro!

To add to the Breckin Meyer discussion...

Surprised no one has mentioned former actor/model Barry Kaufman/Robert Tyler yet. He's been discussed on here several times times in the past. Very handsome and had a great body.

If we are going into the past, what about Rob Morrow circa Northern Exposure? I could see someone saying more cute than hot, but certainly nice to look at then.

Yes, R285, Rob was definitely more the "cute" one.

FYI - in no universe or reality should Ari - I'm gay! I'm reporting from Ukraine, did you know I'm gay? I'm fighting back tears because COVID is scary!!! Oh, quick FYI I am G-A-Y - gay!!! Did you know I was best buds with Alan Cumming? How gay is that?!! I want to be taken seriously as a "journalist", but when I open my mouth a Prada purse falls out and I'm oh-so-emotional and emotionally invested in everything I cover and introduce - you can hear it in my voice, right? Is it because I'm gay? You didn't know I was gay? Well. I. Am. And I perform with Pink Martini (does that make me gay?) - Shapiro be considered "one hot Jew.

He's not.

Ari, c'mon over here. You're one adorable AF NJB. Who needs ByJupiter?

I, for one, would like to feast on Ari's unleavened cakes

R289, You might need one of these.

Seriously. You just know that Ari has one hairy mancunt.

Omer Perelman Striks

Can't help myself. One more of Omer Perelman Striks.

Roman Ragazzi

This may be of interest to Ari Melber fans.

Jewish or Gentile...The man OP posted is One Hot Man Full Stop.

FYI All.- If researching, Michael B. Silver use to be known as, or used professionally, Michael Buchman Silver. (OP Pic)

Gal Amitai

Michael B Silver showed ass in Friday the 13th: Jason Goes to Hell. I remember pausing the video a few times to jerk my load.

Jonathan Agassi

YJnathan made a rare appearance last Summer when he skyped from Tel Aviv to promote the indie film, "Jonathan Agassi Saved My Life."

He looks happy and healthy, but he needs to lose that grey beard. It ages him considerably. He's said to be 38, and it makes him look 50.

Instagram link:

Ewwwwwwwww.

"If I Were a Thic Man" - breakout song from the recent revival of Fiddler on the Roof.

Elie Honig on CNN.

Have to wonder if his cock is shaped like his nose.

Amit Aaronsohn

Culinary writer & TV host, Tel Aviv, Israel

I remember bisexual cutie JJ Swift (Jonah from Fratmen) saying, in one of his cam shows, that his family was of Polish Jewish descent—or at least partly.

*I seem to remember

Out of respect to the Polish Jews killed in the Holocaust, all three million of them, I wouldn't talk about being Polish-Jewish when I was naked. So many of them died naked.

IIRC, he was asked by somebody in the chat, responded politely and didn't linger on it.

What other hot Jewish guys have done gay porn?

R310 Porn star "Adam Wirthmore" is Jewish. He wrote about it in some of his old blogs. After he left studio porn, he had a regular, professional job using his civil engineering degree, married this hot Italian guy, had the house, the dog, etc. Gave that up. Now he's back creating porn content and very prolific. Quite the sex pig from the looks of his twitter feed and Just For Fans preview clips.

@Adam_Wirthmore

Although he's considered a straight porn star Jamie Gillis has done gay porn and admittedly bisexual. He's really the only male in the golden era of straight porn I'd even consider attractive.

For R69

James Caan

Ari Melber at age 17

I remember a time when Jewish guys were bullied mercilessly at Georgetown. Good for you, Ari.

Some more pics of Jon Ossoff:

Aaron Copland's lover and muse, Victor Kraft

More hot jewdick! No Palestinian cock please.

[quote] What other hot Jewish guys have done gay porn?

Jesse Jackman

Derek Bolt

and, if you expand the definitions of "porn" & "hot" for a moment, it's kind of funny to think that the head pig David Lauterstein is Jewish

Maybe the cheese stands alone here, but I used to fap to Paul Reiser mercilessly in the 90's. My ideal husbottom.

R308 makes jokes while pretending to be....

human.

Jacob

hot jew, Paul Rudd

Gabe Sadowsky

Jon Ossoff is only half Jewish.

I have a thing for Nelson Franklin.

Silverdaddy Douglas Sills.

Douglas Sills is ridiculously talented. He does it all.

Andrew Garfield is my One Hot Jew this decade. And yes, I KNOW it’s only his father who’s Jewish.

My husband Austin Galitzine- Kevitch.

Another one of Julian Morris:

I want NBC's Peter Alexander to sit on my face as he dismantles my statements

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