The “Now That Is One Hot Jew” thread

He is delicious

I have loved him for over twenty years!

Cute nepo

The cute jew GOAT

I liked him on NYPD Blue, but subsequently, did he ever not play an asshole?

Former New England Patriot Julian Edelman

Damn, OP's guy has great hair.

Andrew Garfield (father's side)

Topher Grace (father's side)

Jake Gyllenhaal (mother's side)

Mark Grossman

Adrien Brody

Jesse Eisenberg

Justin Bartha

Liev Schreiber

Adam Brody

Paul Rudd

Mayn Tateshi.

Michael Silver is Supernatural!

Andy Cohen.

World's hottest Jewish guy, Steve Gold.

@msamuelOfficial

Michael Silver is super hot and totally my type! Want him in my bed now!

The hottest..

R13- Who is that?

Paul Newman: half Jew!

Mitch Gaylord

Morgan Spector

NAKED

Natan Levy

Man, R4...Samberg has ALWAYS done it for me. R13 I'm already looking into that guy (not literally...I'm pretty vanilla). Jewish guys make me smile....among other very nice things.

I've always had a bit of a thing for Ben Shenkman, and Adam Goldberg (circa 2000). But Samberg...I'd pay a lot to see him do gay porn.

[quote] He is delicious

Yes, he is. Is his seed available for samples?

I fucking HATE Andy FUCKING Samburg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

r13's guy has a tattoo and is Jewish?

That's surprising.

Tell us how you REALLY feel, R23. This time, don't hold back.

Jake Gyllenhaal, for sure!

Why, whatever do you mean, r24?

Hot BRITISH Jew.

R27, Tattoos are proscribed in the Torah. Observant Jews would not get one. There is also a taboo about tattoos since the concentration camps.

R28- Who is that?

I can never remember his name, but he's like 6 foot 7 and was in the NYC tabloids for cheating on his wife with someone else's wife.

Hot, hot, hot.

R30, the pic at R28 is Aaron Taylor Johnson

R13, his surname is Wlodawsky, which is of Belarussian Ashkenazi origin. I have no idea if he's ethnically Jewish on his father's side or just non-practising or atheist/agnostic. Either way, can we agree that he belongs in this thread?

Yes, THIS Aaron Taylor-Johnson and his johnson.

Giovani Ribisi is actually a pretty good actor.

I wonder why he never quite hit big.

R35- There's a naked scene with him from a movie years before and he looked good in that scene but he doesn't look so good anymore by the time he appeared in this scene.

[quote]I fucking HATE Andy FUCKING Samberg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

Why? He seems so nice. And then he's funny, to boot. Did he send you a box without his dick in it?

They won't get tattoos, but they'll mutilate dicks. Barbaric.

[quote]They won't get tattoos, but they'll mutilate dicks. Barbaric.

Both reflect the convenant with their god, r38, and are logically consistent based on that.

Not for nothing, I had r38 blocked. The "mutilation" nonsense is just that. I hope his parents had him circumcised.

His parents were thoughtful enough to make his dick blowable.

I’ve always thought the Sand Man was one hot Jew. This was the best picture I could locate. Personality helps.

Eli Roth, Jason Schwartzman, Adam Goldberg, David Krumholtz - my own Jewish Brat Pack - all of them beautiful.

May I nominate Jesse Levis as possessor of the nicest Jewish butt?

Ted Lasso fans haven't found this thread?

r44, his actual last name is Levis?

cute as fuck, Mark Feuerstein

The covenant is bullshit to justify mutilation.

I worked with Michael for 2 seasons on a series. The nicest, hottest guy you could ask for YUMMM.

Gabe "The Body" Kapler

R49, what does Michael Silver think about always being cast as the asshole?

He was awfully cute on an episode of NewsRadio in the 90s - not an asshole at all. And he was able to make the loathsome Andy Dick seem human.

Michael T. Weiss

I’m sorry but most of these guys are hideous. Andy Samberg? Really? 🤣

[quote] Jason Schwartzman

He’s half Italian. He’s a Coppola.

Andy Samberg is cute as fuck, R54. Sorry you have no taste.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen

Oh, yeah, r57!

Which reminds me, how could I have forgotten DL fave Julian Morris?

Gabe Kapler must be living the dream.

Played pro baseball, then landed stints in management until becoming the manager of the SF Giants.

Living in SF and looking like this:

And Landon, too. Two times the heat.

Yes, Gabe Kapler! Gorgeous face, tantalizing nipples, and the beginning of his pubic patch. He was younger then, and I saw this picture in a sports magazine. I was in heat.

Josh, the somewhat less evil Kushner brother who married Taylor Swift's ex.

Boyfriends Carter Collins and Oliver Marks

You rang?

R15, ❤️ Gilbert Gottfried!

R64, Jon Bernthal owns this thread.

[quote][R15], ❤️ Gilbert Gottfried!

...and the joke was hysterical.

So cute.

Eli Roth

Disappointed there hasn't been a BUT WHAT ABOUT PLASTICINE post here.

Another one of Julian Morris & Landon Ross:

Peter Mark Richman John Garfield Francis Lederer Tony Martin

Anyone want to fill him in?

Looks like Silver is one of those hot Jewish men who escaped the male Jewish curse of losing their looks hard once they hit middle age.

And it starts with the eyes. Jewish guys just have the most gorgeous, soulful eyes--yum.

Always hot, still a bad actor.

John Garfield

David Conrad

The hottest Jew to ever grace the silver screen (half-Jew but it still counts):

I had to wait until R45 to find Brett Goldstein cited!

How about Jeff Goldblum? BDF for days, nice and rangy, and big brown eyes.

Jake Silberman. I’m still recovering from his big peen on stage in “3C.”

Michiel Huisman

R81, please describe his big peen.

You just know he was nasty in bed.

Is that Steve Goofyburg? ^^^

R63, where did they reveal they are both Jewish?

Hot Jew Dom Daddy, Former Trump lawyer, Erich Herschmann.

Hart Bochner in his prime was the most handsome man I ever saw on the silver screen. His prime was around the time he made Apartment Zero. I don't know how Colin Firth kept his hands off of him, heterosexual or not. (Perhaps he didn't, but we'll never know).

Bugsy Siegel

R88 he was extremely sexy—-better than his dad Cecil Colby/Lloyd Bochner. I liked when he played hot as opposed to douche. He always seemed attainable/ sexually ambiguous. I saw Apt Zero twice when it was first released. The sexual tension was intense. I would love to see the movie today buy I cannot find it.

Randal Batinkoff, the baby daddy in that Molly Ringwald teen mom movie

How can we overlook DataLounge Pube Hero Matt Gutman?

r79 for the win.

No one else compares.

R90, Ask and ye shall receive . . .

Actor Guri Weinberg

Married to former child actress Tammy Lauren, and his father was one of the Israeli team killed at Munich

Yoni Alfert

[quote] Andy Samberg is cute as fuck, [R54]. Sorry you have no taste.

Im sorry you’re blind. He’s hideous.

Jewish himbo deluxe Gregg Sulkin

R99 may win the thread. There are Jewish actors I like more as actors, but anytime I behold a pic of a shirtless Gregg Sulkin, all I can think of is our taking our clothes off and getting to it.

Troye Sivan

Netanyahu is one of the most attractive men I've ever seen. And he has one of, if not the best man's voice I've ever heard.

Xavier Gold

R90 - Hochner 4-evah!

In case you've been looking to buy the DVD, it's around.

Okay, I've had it with the heebs.

R102, he’s still an arrogant asshole.

I have been lusting after Ari Melber of msnbc for a long time. I just know that underneath that shirt is a beautiful furry chest.

R107's instincts are correct.

Max Greenfield.

Bryan Greenberg with his lucky wife.

Matt Gutman IS ONE HOT JEW!

Daveed Diggs is adorable.

R112, Isn’t he alleged to have one of the biggest cocks on Broadway?

R113, One can only hope.

R99 & R100, here is Gregg Sulkin showing the outline of his kosher cock:

Daniel Radcliffe.

Meir Kay

*SIGH*

And another for the assholes that got sumthing to say

Patinkin in Yentil

No love for Howard?

I am the hottest fucking Jew of all fucking time, bitches!

Brian and Ed, the Krassenstein twins

R123 - Balding. Next!

The Mortimer Club isn't missing out on much.

R112/R112, lately I've been watching "Snowpiercer" with Daveed Diggs. (Sci-fi/post-apocalyptic thing - lasted three seasons.) Digg is very handsome and hot AF. Normally I don't like dreads but on him they look good.

R126, Linky McStinky

It's just a cool picture of Daveed Diggs, there are already several upthread.

DL favorite Cameron Kasky

James Wolk

Speaking of Daveeds:

Sexy Seth Rogan? If you like the Walt Whitman type, maybe.

Walt Whitman had no trouble getting twinks in his day either, so yes.

R133, Walt was known to frequent hospitals late in the evening during the Civil War to “visit” wounded soldiers.

Just imagine how many hand jobs and blow jobs he gave to those young soldiers.

I would spin his dreidal over and over......

Wow, there certainly do seem to be a lot of Jews in the entertainment business!

Love Andy Samberg as well, he's Jewish and part Italian .

Fuck off and die in a concentration camp, Adolph R136.

R136 = Mel Gibson

R132 Good thing NOBODY asked you

Seth is hot in NYC.

Too many of these guys look like white Urkels.

But is he a doctah?

Has Daveed Diggs ever performed a role with short hair? I'd love to see what he looks like without the Afro/dreads.

Raviv Ullman. A total charmer on Phil of the Future and still fine as fuck today. I really thought he'd have a bigger career like fellow Disney hottie Shia LaBeouf.

Cooking twink Eitan Bernath.

I'd love to taste his brisket.

r146 I've tried following Eitan on IG twice, but his voice annoys me. He is as cute as can be, of course.