The Beat-My-Meat with Ari Melber

I like the Jewish appendage

Weak chin.

I want his legs wrapped around me.

I wish he would do his show naked.

Hard cock, r2.

He is a very hot Jew...cutest thing in town. Is he gay or straight?

He did say something today that surprised me but I can't remember what he said.

He looks like every Jew I've never worked with.

Back off, you nastay ass bitches. He's all mine.

Married late and divorced after two years.

and if i remember correctly, later engages to some money family gal, and then called off.

Jewish men are great lovers.

Ari said tonight during the hand over with Todd that Ari was a fan of home make over shows. style. hummmm.

I would love to have him in my rim chair for a few hours. Oh, yes!

I think Ari must be reconsidering his sexual possibilities. I mean, if you’ve crashed and burned big time with two different women, time to try some cock refreshment.

Dear Lord in Heaven, r13!

He was so cute hawking the Beat wine glasses.

He also has swag. I love when he quotes his beloved hip-hop songs.

I bet his cum is thick.

A little too snobby for the West Coast folks (Ivy league schools are so 1980s — not to mention they gave us Bush and Trump! ) but Ari is so damn fine looking. His ratings are surging too

R14, exactly. Drop the fish and make the switch.

Cornell is barely Ivy, R18.

Just kidding BTW. Cornell's great.

He might be my #1 crush, too. He seems like he'd smell great. Unlike Chuck Todd, the notoriously poor wiper.

Hot AF, but his rap lyric quoting is cringe-worthy.

Not a fan of the rap quoting, but I like him otherwise.

I really wanna like this guy - he’s hot! - but he’s kinda bland. I get bored by his delivery - and the stupid lyrics he quotes are just embarrassing.

I find it hard to understand how someone who is clearly smart as well as good looking - has zero charisma.

His Hip-Hop leanings indicate that if he liked peen, well.........he'd be another Lindsay Graham.

Wall eyed.

Like the Ari wine glasses.

^ his wine glasses sold out over the weekend. big demand.

His circ scar is probably dark and sexy.

So attracted to Ari!! Anyone know him or have you met him?

I just want to lick his hairy balls.

you and me both!!

so sexy

!!! true!!

Would love to know the scoop on him!

I would love to see him with short off!! hairy? anyone know?

He's a swarthy, sexy Jew, r37--OF COURSE he's hairy!

Jewish men are HOT!!! Ari needs to show his ass!

Culture Vulture at its best. But he's still cool. At least for the time being.

He will be around for some time! Good lawyer. (My opinion)

He looks like he really knows how to fuck.

He can fuck me!! (dreaming..lol)

Ari!! We love you!!

I like that he has a little whine to his voice. You can tell he's a bossy bottom.

Is he still claiming to be 28?

Top or bottom, either if fine!! He is sexy! (sometimes I think he knows it) I believe he lives in Brooklyn I could be wrong.

Let's find out where he works out- then get some spy footage posted (hope he doesn't do the 'towel dance')!

He lives in Brooklyn, but not confirmed. He is single, but straight, (as far as we know..lol)

I do not know any men he has been with, nor know any man that claims so. He was married to a women, now divorced.

????!!##*** did him

I heard there si sometimes flirtation with he and Mr. Kornacki.

I’ll bet Kornacki has sucked him off.

You never know. Many of us would. If he only knew that.

I have met him. Sexy as hell. He even put his hands on my shoulders when we took a picture. Sigh!

Lucky you! How did you meet him?

Stunningly good looking guy. And he knows it

R56, at Politicon.

Hey 58, spill!! LOL

What ever happened to nyc reporter Jay DeDapper?

I so want to snuggle my face in his furry asscrack.

I've called that! He's mine!!

If, after two hours on my rim chair, there is anything left of him, you can relieve me under the chair when I go on break.

not going to happen, I got it all

He's quite handsome. Could use a slight eyelid lift though. But sadly, most handsome young Jewish men hit that point in life where it all goes to hell almost overnight. Generally the first thing to go is the hair. Then everything starts to widen.

A left wing propagandist. Occasional good legal comments. But sexy. I watch him with the sound off.

I'm hard every time i see him can't figure out why. Would like to have a coffee with him just to talk about today's current events.

He has a truly beautiful face, R67.

He does! So my type.

He personifies the Unbeatable Combination, guaranteed to drive gay men wild. 1. Hot. 2. Obviously straight.

That is all it takes. And he's got both qualities in abundance.

If his heterosexuality was in the least ambiguous, he would picked apart as if by vultures, and derided as a closet case. But there is no question about Ari Melber. No way he goes for the 'man goes up into the man.'

In this day and age, he would not be derided, but you're right, r70, he is unquestionably straight.

You're correct, but one can fantasize.

R70 there's more to his appeal. He is genuinely intelligent unlike some TV personalities and he's confident and direct

He sounds like an idiot quoting rap lyrics acting like a wigger. He dumbs down segments and turns into a clown a ruins the show. He’s awful.

He really needs to get some photos of himself out there in casual clothes. Or no clothes.

He has casual, but nude would be great!

Hairy guys rarely post nudes.

I think it is time to do so!

But Ari never even appears anywhere public with so much as 2 shirt buttons opened. He can do that for his fans at the very least.

agreed

He has a beautiful face but he's very very hairy. It wouldn't bother me but it is exceptional.

I love it. I'd love to wake up with his chest hair in my mouth

Any part of him would be the finest!

I usually dont go for those of the Levantine extraction but I would make an exception in Ari's case.

I would eat his man snatch.

Very typical Jewish features. They look better on him than in anyone else I've seen

And cut, as God intended.

mmm mmm

early on he appeared on msnbc in short sleeves and an open collar. lots of lush, sexy hair on arms and chest evident!

FFFFuuuuck me Ari!!

bump

I was at my mom's place on NYE and we were watching him on MSNBC. Out of nowhere, my mom says, "Ari's gonna be my new husband...he really gets my juices flowing!" I have never heard her say such a thing! I really don't think she meant it as naughty as it sounded but, ew! I can't look at him now without thinking of my mom getting turned on.

We all get turned on by Ari. LOL

Hairy arms... wrapped around a Republican.

delicious

Mutilation is a big negative.

What's presumably under that grey t shirt at doesn't look very exciting. Kinda flaccid and undefined. No wonder he only photos in a suit.

He is my PRINCE!!

bump!

Ew!

I want to lick his hole and swallow his cum!

Every Jewish guy I’ve slept with is a bottom - there’s been no exception to my research.

Who takes care of his eyebrows?

Can I kiss him?

how DARE that coast guard terrorist to put Ari on a hit list!

Ari was great last night with McCabe interview, as was McCabe as an interviewee!

Would love to see Ari and Jonathan Swan from Axios KISSING!!

Gah! What a wonderful D.C. power couple those two would be.

Theirs is a coitus I would pay to watch!!!

[quote] how DARE that coast guard terrorist to put Ari on a hit list!

I told him to stop with the rap.

I want Ari to have hot sex with daddy Andrew McCabe.

You "daddy" queens are so bizarre.

what's so bizarre with an ari/jonathan snow jerk off together?

I was not talking about Ari and Jonathan, r111.

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I think his body chemistry might be weird. If you lick right behind his balls, I think there might be a strong metallic taste.

He's so not family, r113.

R113, they’re a real couple. Seen them around.

That passes for good looking now? Um. NO. He is highly average. I see guys that look like him daily on the subway and they do not at all get a glance more than half a second. Ew.

r117, he does look kinda average in photos, but you have to see him on video to get the full essence. He's highly charismatic when he's talking.

r115, how do you know he's "so not family"? Whenever someone says a single line like that without any support, it frankly smells of PR interference.

r116, where have you seen them around? What neighborhood, and doing what?

Brooklyn, he lives there, living.

"He's highly charismatic when he's talking."

You mean when he's spewing complete and utter bullshit, which is every time he opens his mouth.

And his panelists of "experts" are just as much full of shit. BTW, wasn't Avenatti one of those "experts?"

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That photo looks more like Paul Rudd than Ari Melber.

Shut up, Mary r117.

And r121, that is not Ari Melber.

ewww all those hairy arms though, like a freaking ape. he probably has a hairy crack too and you know how that goes - you could powerwash it for three days but it would still stink like manure. I bet he likes to fart a lot in the studio but blame the equally hairy Joy Reid for it.

...those hairy arms...

stop it r124 ! you're making me hard!

I don't trust him. I believe he's really a Trumpy posing as anti-Trump. I have thought this for a long time. I hope he gets fired. I can't stand him and his cocky, arrogant, attitude. This egotistical bitch needs to be replaced before the mask slips and everyone sees who he really is and what he's really all about.

This CAN'T be the hasbara I paid for, DL!!

I am calling my lawyer.

trolls are everywhere nowadays. r126

He makes me moister than the Amazon rain forest down THERE!

Seed me, Ari!

I bet he has a big meaty throat plunger.

[quote]This egotistical bitch needs to be replaced before the mask slips

I don't mind if the mask slips as long as the pants do too.

why do you keep trying to make Ari a republican in disguise? makes no sense, unless you're the same one trying to make Rachael an evil bitch. we see you! just go away. pedal your crap somewhere else.

I have always liked Rachel and never said a negative word about her, here on the DL or anywhere. Its Ari I don't trust.

If you look at Ari's social media (Twitter and Instagram), it's very clear he's a Democrat. Having a bunch of Republican guests on his show doesn't prove otherwise. If you have something tangible to back up your claims, go ahead and offer it. Otherwise you just come off as a troll.

I have a constitutional crisis in my pants.

Ari is beautiful. I want him in my rim chair. There's just too much hotness in his pants.

He’s hot, and totally my type. When I hear hot Jew, I laugh. It’s like saying hot Catholic, or hot Protestant. I’d like to know what his country of descent is, i.e., Italian, Irish, German....

R121 The guy in that pic looks like Paul Rudd.

Too swarthy

define "Too" ^

Is he still sucking Michael Avenatti's cock on air nightly? He sure was back in the day when Avenatti was the Grand Poobah of MSNBC.

He's okay, except for the mutilation.

He seems to be down with the hip-hop rappers.

only fellow jail cell men are still sucking Avenatti's cock. talk about a deep dive into obscurity

R141:

When your eyebrows look like caterpillars and you look like 5 o’clock 5 seconds after shaving

oh, you mean HOT, right r146 my sort of man!

Would eat him out for days.

All yours, R147

Ari was showing his silver side tonight. beard and temple graying nicely

You just know he's got a thick black bush.

Ari has been skipping his stomach exercises. on Steven Colbert this week, Ari had a small belly showing. but i'd still love to see him naked.

Wow. You're right, R152.

He's very uncomfortable without a desk to hide behind.

Looks like he's got a Jewish pear-shaped body, after all. Not the athlete we would have hoped.

But I'd still bury my face in his crotch. Forever.

Ari needs to skip the knish.

He also needs to consider Botox on his forehead. Those lines will increase quickly if he doesn’t.

Would love to be sandwiched in between Ari & legal ANALyst Danny Cevallos.

do not botox ARI! NO!

looking scruffy this week. good look man!

Scruffy today, very scruffy, and just a touch of white in his hair. Sexier than ever. I would drink his piss.

He is sexy and this thread title is very appropriate.

He gives me young Jeffrey Garten vibes.

Meh. He looks old.

I’d like to sniff his underwear after he takes them off at the end of a long day.

LMFAO, R162.

I’m more sure than ever has had a BBC in his mouff. I’m not saying he’s a fagmo, but he has dabbled. Regardless, he is a sexy muthafuckah. I would pay a lot of money for a naked pic, even more for a geigh secks vid. Mmmmmmmm

No offense to OP because it is the correct term, but I FUCKING HATE the word "pundit".

If they're an expert in a particular area or field, often called upon to give their opinions about it to the public, then call them a fucking "specialist". If I fit the bill and did that for a living, I would refuse to be called by that term.

"But ya are, Blanche! Ya ARE a pundit!"

Not on your show, I won't be!

I fucking hate that term. But the guy in OP's photo is attractive, so there's that.

I really want to like Ari, but he needs to stop the idiotic references to rap lyrics and rap stars. It's totally unbecoming of a respected journalist and/or pundit.

We get it, Ari. You're a hipster doofus wanna be. Now can it.