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Martha Stewart becomes the oldest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model at 81

Martha Stewart is a woman of many talents. Now, she can add Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model to the list.

The 81-year-old is one of the latest cover stars on the iconic magazine's 2023 issue, stealing the title of the oldest to pose for the publication from Maye Musk, who appeared on the 2022 cover at age 74.

"Usually I'm motivated by pay. But this time I was motivated by showing people that a woman my age could still look good, feel good, be good," Stewart said. "I thought that this is kind of historic and that I better look really good."

While showing up as her best self might not seem like the biggest deal to Stewart — who said that posing in nothing but an apron didn't faze her "one iota" — her inclusion in the publication certainly is momentous.

"For midlife and older women, it will be empowering to see someone in their age group represented on the magazine stands, in the grocery store, you know, somewhere that everyone's coming to look," Holly Thomas, of the University of Pittsburgh, tells Yahoo Life. "It's different than if she was appearing on the cover of Vogue in a dress. ... The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue holds a special place in the American psyche with regards to beauty ideals."

The power that the magazine yields is evident, according to Thomas, who reflected on different "milestone" moments that have challenged exclusionary ideals within the fashion and beauty industry. "It was a big deal when there was the first Black woman on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. I remember it was a big deal when they started having curvier women," she says.

"The covers of magazines are traditionally where we think we put our ideal woman, our ideal of what a beautiful woman should be," Thomas explains. "Over the past 5, 10 years people's standards of beauty are becoming more expansive. Hopefully, on the tails of that, we'll continue to see more age diversity in media and in portrayals of what we think of as beautiful women or women that should be admired."

MJ Day, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit's editor in chief, says that's a goal for the magazine.

"While the industry wavers on its arbitrary notion of beauty, our issue has stayed the course, showcasing the women of today, the women shaping the future," she explains in a statement provided to Yahoo Life. "Martha Stewart is a legend. The definition of a great female entrepreneur who built a dynasty against insurmountable odds."

"In our society, there's a popular conception of older adults, especially women, as asexual, as not interested in sex anymore. Or that older people's sexuality should be seen as a joke or gross or things like that," Thomas explains. "Then there's this tie between swimming attire and sexuality, the two just go together. Even a bathing suit where somebody's not showing that much skin, you know, can still be 'Oh, wow, you know, this is sexy.'"

Stewart herself hasn't been shy when it comes to expressing her desire to have a bit of sex appeal. "I think people like looking at pretty things, and if you feel pretty and can bare it all, do it."

"Sex is a really important part of life for a lot of older adults. So, hopefully something like this may help sort of normalize that — that many older women still do feel sexy, want to feel sexy and are interested in presenting themselves that way," Thomas says.

And despite the belief that women experience "dissatisfaction with their bodies" as they age, Thomas's research proves that that isn't necessarily true.

"There are a lot of women who, as they get older, feel more comfortable in their body, more self-assured," she says. "There's also this phenomenon that their physical appearance becomes a less important component of their self perception and who they are. I can be judged on things besides just my physical appearance. I can be judged on the intelligence I've gained, the wisdom I've gained, things I've done in my career, roles I've played as being a mother or a grandmother, these types of things."

"My motto is, when you're through changing, you're through," she told the magazine.

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by Anonymousreply 58May 17, 2023 12:34 PM

Blair Warner.

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2023 6:43 PM

It’s a boob thing.

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2023 6:43 PM

She looks fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2023 6:44 PM

And to think all the women half her age who’ve had all kinds of shitty, over-the-top work done.

by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2023 6:49 PM

I do not care for her boobs having no lift to them, nor do I care for that pose that accentuates her bigger stomach. But aside from that, I actually think she does look beautiful — her make-up, hair, the delightful cantaloupe cover-up. She just radiates. I used to despise her because she helped create the frau norm of the type a domestic competition. But ever since she “went away” she has stayed incredibly grounded and clearly doesn’t have any fucks to give. It’s soooo refreshing when a huge icon doesn’t speak with filtered words.

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2023 6:54 PM

I will always love Martha...She gets a lifetime pass forever for this.

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by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2023 6:55 PM

She looks good. Very pretty.

[quote] Usually I'm motivated by pay

I like her honesty.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2023 6:59 PM

Cover up, Martha.

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2023 7:03 PM
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by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2023 7:05 PM

I always liked her and like her even more with the passage of time.

For all the imperiousness and brittleness the crept through, I liked her for chasing after things she could make perfect (or perfect enough.) Her sense of humor developed late in life and she seems to enjoy her perspective, at last it fits her easily.

She looks great and good for her.

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2023 7:20 PM

She was very funny on the Comedy Central Roasts.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2023 7:30 PM

[quote] Cover up, Martha

I actually like her breasts there, and her legs. Well, everything, really.

by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2023 7:36 PM

Proof that guys no longer buy this magazine.

That’s like you knew Playboy was dead when they started putting femme gays on the cover lol.

by Anonymousreply 13May 15, 2023 8:13 PM

SHe does have a bit of a paunch in the tummy area

by Anonymousreply 14May 16, 2023 3:55 AM

Jane Fonda should’ve gone this route-minimal work done.

by Anonymousreply 15May 16, 2023 4:02 AM

There is so much that can be done with filters and in Photoshop that no one can say, based on this picture, that the actual Martha Stewart looks good. It's a great looking image of her, though.

by Anonymousreply 16May 16, 2023 4:15 AM

Wigs, photoshop filters, botox, and decades of surgical tune-ups.

Spend enough and you too can be an android.

by Anonymousreply 17May 16, 2023 4:15 AM

Get it, Martha!

But we also need to see her hot gardener in nothing but a fig leaf.

by Anonymousreply 18May 16, 2023 4:17 AM

Looking great Martha l!

by Anonymousreply 19May 16, 2023 4:19 AM

I'm still one of the world's top models!

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by Anonymousreply 20May 16, 2023 4:25 AM

She was a gorgeous young woman. I love that 60s glam look, it was so chic.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 16, 2023 4:31 AM

Martha's overweight, let's face it.

In the 2nd photo, she's wearing a white bathing suit (why white and not black?) and her stomach is resting on her thighs. How is that a flattering pose?

by Anonymousreply 22May 16, 2023 4:33 AM

Those Polish homegirls from New Jersey don't mess around.

by Anonymousreply 23May 16, 2023 4:34 AM

r20 Gorgeous then and now!

by Anonymousreply 24May 16, 2023 4:35 AM

[quote]In the 2nd photo, she's wearing a white bathing suit (why white and not black?)

So everybody can see her pussy when the suit gets wet.

by Anonymousreply 25May 16, 2023 4:36 AM

Martha will forever be Queen!

by Anonymousreply 26May 16, 2023 4:36 AM

Martha My Dear has a whole new face.

by Anonymousreply 27May 16, 2023 4:40 AM

Has Snoop Dogg commented?

by Anonymousreply 28May 16, 2023 4:42 AM

she looks gorgeous. She has a ton of Millions to keep her looking this way. That being said, I would prefer her than some young staving girl from the former soviets union or a nepo-baby.

by Anonymousreply 29May 16, 2023 4:44 AM

Whatever happened to her daughter Alexis?

Are they estranged?

by Anonymousreply 30May 16, 2023 4:51 AM

Next stop, Oui Magazine.

by Anonymousreply 31May 16, 2023 4:59 AM

For her sake I hope she never decides to get her nipples pierced. Whenever she takes a step, her toe could get caught in the ring.

by Anonymousreply 32May 16, 2023 5:26 AM

Covergirl of this issue of Sports Illustrated.

German pop star Kim Petras, who underwent sex reassignment surgery at the age of 16, was one of four celebrities chosen to appear on the cover of the 2023 swimwear issue

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by Anonymousreply 33May 16, 2023 6:35 AM

Wasn't Tess Holliday or some other behemoth on their cover a few years back? This is better. And Kim Petras does not have womanly hips, that's definitely photo shopped.

by Anonymousreply 34May 16, 2023 6:39 AM

If you lived with her you'd know she was 81 the first night.

by Anonymousreply 35May 16, 2023 6:43 AM

Martha posing on the cover of Hustler Magazine drops tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 36May 16, 2023 6:47 AM

[quote] Martha's overweight

Well, she's 81.

[quote] In the 2nd photo, she's wearing a white bathing suit (why white and not black?) and her stomach is resting on her thighs. How is that a flattering pose?

I still find her attractive. That she has a stomach tells me she is real, which pleases me. But then, I am a lesbian, of course.

[quote] So everybody can see her pussy when the suit gets wet.

Yes, okay. I'd like that.

by Anonymousreply 37May 16, 2023 7:28 AM

Haha R37.

Why do so many young lesbians have fetishes for older women?

*paging Rachel Maddow!*

by Anonymousreply 38May 16, 2023 6:25 PM

I think I just have a 'fetish' for women, R38. I seem to have a capacity to like almost all of them, as long as they're adults, which - I've said this before - makes me desperate.

Women are so beautiful. God help me.

by Anonymousreply 39May 16, 2023 10:10 PM

She looks fantastic and, most of all, still looks like herself.

by Anonymousreply 40May 16, 2023 10:16 PM

Prison was great for Martha. She became much more chill, relatable, and down to earth. I think Oprah becoming a billionaire in 2001 is what spurred her to try and rush the process and use Omnimedia and insider trading to make her billionaire. It blew up in her face and now she'll have to settle with hundreds of millions. Enough with the rat race, she started to enjoy her money and let others manage what was left of the empire. Love her VH1 shows with Snoop Dogg.

by Anonymousreply 41May 16, 2023 10:19 PM

I was puzzled on why she did a segment on rolling your own blunts, but now I understand R41.

by Anonymousreply 42May 16, 2023 10:25 PM

I would've worn a one piece bodysuit with a cincher/corset in it to give her torso some definition. What matters is Martha's still retained her pretty face and her limbs are still nice. She's skinny fat, but that's to be expected at her age after decades of cooking dishes high in carbs, sugar, and fat. She's still thinner and taller than Ina Garten or Claire Saffitz.

Fatshitz seems to be in competition with her obese husband to see who can reach grizzly bear weight the fastest. It's shocking how fat she's become. Claire was normal sized (for a chef) on the BA videos, but once she went off on her own, her weight ballooned. If you look at her husband and her crew members. They're all FAT. It's disgusting. Educated at Harvard, McGill, and Paris and yet no self control or will to exercise. She talks about how much she loves dairy and even wanted to pair a dessert she made with a spread made up of cheese and butter. Gross. She needs Ozempic, stat.

by Anonymousreply 43May 16, 2023 10:39 PM

In a weird way, I think prison time gained her more respect. She has street cred now and is more relatable to the common masses. It opened up a new view of her.

by Anonymousreply 44May 16, 2023 11:01 PM

74 and not a wrinkle in sight, oh please. The magazine made that so.

by Anonymousreply 45May 16, 2023 11:22 PM

[quote] I think I just have a 'fetish' for women, R38. I seem to have a capacity to like almost all of them

[quote] Women are so beautiful. God help me.

R39 I feel the exact same way, except for men.

I sometimes feel like I'm attracted to all men, because I find about 90% of men attractive, in some way shape or form.

And I'm like your polar opposite. If there were an equivalent term for "lipstick lesbian" for gay men, then that's what I would be.

We're like twins!

by Anonymousreply 46May 17, 2023 12:48 AM

I still have some of her glasses in my Kitchen cabinet.

Bought them when she had the deal with K-Mart.

Nice glassware at a reasonable price.

by Anonymousreply 47May 17, 2023 12:54 AM

Ozempic is not safe.

by Anonymousreply 48May 17, 2023 1:31 AM

Puh-leeze. The photo editor did leave in a few fine token wrinkles here and there on her carcass and on her face. But the rest of Martha has been 'shopped all to hell, to the point her skin looks so smooth it appears to have no pores. Didn't she also have a recent drastic facelift? Because while she might look good for her age, it's not natural looking and she doesn't even look like Martha Stewart anymore.

by Anonymousreply 49May 17, 2023 1:53 AM

We indeed are like twins, R46. I often wish - I've also said this before - I were naturally ascetic, but alas, I'm not.

"Sin, slave of sensation" and all that.

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by Anonymousreply 50May 17, 2023 1:57 AM

they tweak every model.

by Anonymousreply 51May 17, 2023 2:51 AM

"As long as you never touch sugar or carbs, you'll never gain weight or look old. Even when you're 80. Even when you're a woman long past menopause."

Gotta love ya Datalounge. Never change. Never change!

by Anonymousreply 52May 17, 2023 6:29 AM

[quote] She's skinny fat, but that's to be expected at her age after decades of cooking dishes high in carbs, sugar, and fat.

Bitch when you're fucking past 60 the fat stomach comes out no matter what.

by Anonymousreply 53May 17, 2023 6:31 AM

She has no choice about the tits unless she goes and gets the plastic insert tits. She's post-menopausal - her natural tits are pancakes and they're never coming back to life.

I think the photo shoot is embarrassing. Sports Illustrated jumped the shark a while ago with this shit.

Nobody wants to see old, and/or fat bodies in swimsuits.

by Anonymousreply 54May 17, 2023 6:34 AM

[quote]Nobody wants to see old, and/or fat bodies in swimsuits.

Straight men long moved past swimsuits. They've been jacking off to hardcore porn on the internet for 25 years now.

by Anonymousreply 55May 17, 2023 6:38 AM

SUNDERLAND, MD — After catching his teenage son looking at pornography, local father Daniel Gouge sat his son down for a heart-to-heart talk before meting out justice by giving him a copy of the latest swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated, which features Martha Stewart on the cover.

"Son, women are not objects," Gouge said. "And I'm afraid the only way to help you understand that is by showing you Martha Stewart in a saucy bikini."

He added, "Look at her, son. She's 81. Older than grandma."

"Ugh, Dad! No! My punishment is too great to bear!" the 14-year-old reportedly cried out in despair. "Please don't make me look at Martha Stewart in a swimsuit! PLEASE!" Unfortunately for him, the matter had been settled by both his father and the cultural zeitgeist currently sweeping America.

Gouge left his son alone with the magazine to "think about what he had done."

At publishing time, Gouge had threatened his son that if it happens again, he will make him read a copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog featuring Megan Rapinoe.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 17, 2023 7:28 AM

Total fail R56.

Megan Rapinoe has a fucking body that won't quit.

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by Anonymousreply 57May 17, 2023 7:40 AM

It's a vanity piece for Martha. Yes...she looks good, but elderly women have been jumping on the "ageless" bandwagon. Jane Fonda and Christie Brinkley are other examples. Nothing wrong with that, but it's unrealistic for most women....unless you're wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 58May 17, 2023 12:34 PM
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