Martha Stewart on cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at age 81

Breaking barriers. Go Martha!

Sports Illustrated is still around?

Lol imagine I’d they’d put a trans woman on the cover

Good for her — that’s great!

r3 hell would break loose.

So phony

It was supposed to be Dylan Mulvaney - but after the whole Bud Light thing, they rushed to get Martha.

She’s no Madonna.

Martha's had some great work done.

Yes, we all want to see 81 year old titties.

She looks great. Procedures and all. Get it, Martha!

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was whacking material for straight guys before the Internet. Every year it was a big deal, it got lots of media coverage. None of the media outlets just came right out and said "this is what straight guys will be jerking off to this month," but everybody knew that was what it was for.

R8 sorry to break it to you hun but Madonna is no Madonna anymore either.

Those tits look like two empty wallets.

It’s very filtered but she does look great.

R15, she even looks great on video and candidly.

What I always found amazing were her hands, not to mention skin. With all the crafts she does and gardening, you’d think she would have had zombie hands 20 years ago and bad skin. Must be good genetics. I’m sure she’s had some Botox and stuff, but she is a beautiful woman and was a model.

Is she wearing a coat with her swimsuit?

She has great thick hair, too. She looks good. Work was done, but it's not too obvious or pulled tight. Her skin is beautiful.

Good Polish stock..

Putting an 81-year-old on the cover of SI is just stupid pandering. The only people who read it are straight men who probably don't want to see an old woman or a tranny for that matter on the cover.

R20 = Kim Novak