Sounds hottt.
Is it a picture book?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 23, 2023 6:01 PM |
Clearly he obsesses over his heart's desire: a REAL man who can fulfill his fantasies and give him that ever-elusive anal orgasm.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 23, 2023 6:03 PM |
Fag!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2023 6:03 PM |
Mrs. Betty Bowers has done some funny send-ups of Hawley's book on her Twitter account
She was calling it "Be a Man, Gurl" đ€Ł đ
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2023 6:04 PM |
The biggest manhood us DLers can provide is twice the size of his. And likely on a guy with more muscles who gets way more action.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2023 6:04 PM |
I know drag queens with bigger balls than Hawley
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 23, 2023 6:04 PM |
The cover looks like a homo erotica or porn book. No straight man is buying that for $30.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 23, 2023 6:05 PM |
More Republican talking point bullshit, written by some gutless, spineless coward who ran like the chicken shit coward he really is when confronted with an angry mob, a mob he helped create.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 23, 2023 6:05 PM |
Jesus Christ this guy wants a dick in his ass so badly.
Can we just get a pool to buy a hot guy to top him and then maybe heâll stop trying to destroy America?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 23, 2023 6:07 PM |
Having MAN and HOOD on separate lines makes it look like it's about foreskins.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 23, 2023 6:07 PM |
The guy is an absolute idiot and his book is a pile of bullshit.
Heâd be very comfortable in the early Nazi regime in Germany.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 23, 2023 6:09 PM |
Look at this specimen of manhood, thrusting her big tits out to the camera while making a run to Bevmo for Rosé.
Tonight is #winetime!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 23, 2023 6:10 PM |
R7 thatâs a good observation. It does look like the cover of a picture book of gay porn. Out of curiosity i went to the BrĂŒno Gmuder website and looked at their cover design. Something about the Sans Serif font.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 23, 2023 6:11 PM |
I wish a pack of drag queens would destroy his quivering hole.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 23, 2023 6:12 PM |
Where's Myra Breckinridge when you need her?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 23, 2023 6:14 PM |
Once again, another male Republican talking about something they know nothing about.
Like they're all experts on female reproductive health.
Quelle surprise.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 23, 2023 6:17 PM |
R9, do you think we could get Peter Thiel to loan out one of his boytoys? I think Peter donated to Josh's campaign back in the day
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 23, 2023 6:18 PM |
Masculinity isn't even an ideology, it's like some kind of vague notion.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 23, 2023 6:22 PM |
Why does the cover of his book look like a 1970s homoerotic novel?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 23, 2023 6:22 PM |
Can you imagine the lewd acts Miss Hawley was forced to perform for Peter Thiel and Roger Stone?
I bet that included-diapers; Boy Scout uniforms; a pink cat oânine tails; and a double headed dildo for Miss Hawley and Sissy Schock to use together.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 23, 2023 6:25 PM |
Can we just transpose the responses on this thread to the Amazon reviews for the book?
And can it be done pre-publication?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 23, 2023 6:29 PM |
She definitely calls her hole a pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 23, 2023 6:39 PM |
[quote]Heâd be very comfortable in the early Nazi regime in Germany.
Yes, charlie @R10, but not until a year in.
Early Hitler regime, the Brown Shirts still carried the day, and they were big brutes unafraid of literal violence. A good number were gay, including SA leader Ernst Rohm.
Hawley's type wouldn't have got personally, physically involved until after the Night of the Long Knives in 1934. He's the type that calls up violence, then lets the other guys duke it out.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 23, 2023 6:50 PM |
The late Dame Edna could have taught little Joshie a few things about manhood.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 23, 2023 7:04 PM |
Time for a new Randy Rainbow tune!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 23, 2023 7:11 PM |
This guy is the biggest priss, gazelle like running from a mob and wears skinny jeans and tries be the paragon of masculinity because he can drop his voice 6 registers to sound butch.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 23, 2023 7:12 PM |
Manhood is about men in hoods
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 23, 2023 7:20 PM |
Another Harvard elite Republican pretending to root for Joe schmo as he plots to steal his Social Security and hobble his union.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 23, 2023 7:22 PM |
I could eat his hole for hours.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 23, 2023 8:04 PM |
This bitch doesn't want a tongue up in there. He wants a big fat dick to penetrate him.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 23, 2023 8:11 PM |
And since he is clearly into man-hoods, R31, he wants it to be a big, fat, uncut dick penetrating him!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 23, 2023 9:48 PM |
This is how I imagine Hawley writing his book.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 23, 2023 9:54 PM |
[quote]Clearly he obsesses over his heart's desire: a REAL man
Meh, he worships and then the self-loathing kicks in.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 24, 2023 2:27 AM |
He should have called it The Running Man
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 24, 2023 2:31 AM |
How many copies will the RNC buy?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 24, 2023 2:31 AM |
I have often heard successful authors advise aspiring authors to write from personal life experience about things they know about. Obviously he never got that advice
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 24, 2023 10:56 AM |
Josh Hawley giving tips on how to be a man is akin to Sarah Huckabee Sanders giving women advice on how to be beautiful and sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 24, 2023 11:14 AM |
Can't wait for these upcoming Republican books:
1.Class by Lauren Boebert
2.Dignity by Marjorie Taylor Greene
3.Heterosexuality by Lindsey Graham
4.Honesty by George Santos
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 24, 2023 12:10 PM |
And they'll all be in the fiction section of your favorite book seller, R39.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 24, 2023 12:13 PM |
when I win the really big lottery I am going to hire a staff of nationwide private investigators to follow guys like Hawley and televangelists around. I can almost promise that each one of these guys is up to all sorts of sexual escapades that run contra to their very public campaigning for decency and morality.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 24, 2023 12:32 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 24, 2023 6:33 PM |
That title is so desperate.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 24, 2023 6:39 PM |
Funny thing is Iâm sure some of us could show him who the real man was, more ways than one.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 24, 2023 7:06 PM |
That's hilarious R46. Miss her.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 24, 2023 9:02 PM |
He needs to be gangraped
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 25, 2023 1:39 AM |
Gurl, I've been gang banged by muscular black men on many occasions
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 25, 2023 1:42 AM |
On Amazon someone has already uploaded the video of him running through the halls of the Capitol.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 25, 2023 2:00 AM |
Josh running to the tune of the Benny Hill theme never stops being funny
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 25, 2023 3:04 AM |
I'm waiting for MANHOLED by Josh Hawley
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 25, 2023 8:53 AM |
Miss Josh trans to Josune; or as the Italians say, Guesuella.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 25, 2023 3:24 PM |
My manhood is intact, thank you. No mutilation for me.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 25, 2023 3:33 PM |
Miss Josune, needs to learn tricks from Lady Lindzebelle to be given treats.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 25, 2023 8:50 PM |
This book is on FIRE...a rollicking, robust, manly-cord-of-word fire!
Per Amazon:
#342 in Christian Men's Issues #531 in Political Conservatism & Liberalism #863 in History & Theory of Politics
A real chart-buster so far!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 26, 2023 2:34 AM |
^ America just isn't manly enough to handle Josh's rugged appeal!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 26, 2023 2:42 AM |
^ Josh isn't manly enough to scratch his own balls!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 26, 2023 3:31 AM |
Is there a Dylan Mulvaney quote on the jacket?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 26, 2023 3:47 AM |
Josh, you know you want to suck my manhood.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 26, 2023 3:47 AM |
It hasn't been released yet, r57.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 26, 2023 4:07 AM |
^^^ I'm aware. These are just pre-orders from super-excited, hyper-manly men.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 26, 2023 4:08 AM |
Which studio will snatch it up?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 26, 2023 4:14 AM |
Jack McBrayer should play him in the film adaptation
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 26, 2023 4:16 AM |
She fingers her pussy vigorously thinking of being ravaged over the House Rostrum by Hakeem Jefferies.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 26, 2023 4:18 AM |
R66, that is a vicious lie! I'm calling up my sugar daddy, Peter Thiel, to tell him to bankrupt the datalounge!
SO THERE!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 26, 2023 4:25 AM |
Lest we forget...he must have left his manhood back home in Missouri (when it could easily have fit in the overhead bin)!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 26, 2023 4:41 AM |
Short & skinny with perky pecs & petite ass.
Macho? Nawh. thatâs sassy demeanor & good poosie.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 26, 2023 11:11 AM |
From the publisher who brought you The Donald Trump Guide to Healthy Eating
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 26, 2023 5:03 PM |
I'd still give him a blow job, if he'd let me...
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 26, 2023 10:40 PM |
Nobody has ever accused you of having lofty goals, r73.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 26, 2023 11:14 PM |
Or even mediocre taste...
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 27, 2023 12:01 AM |
Hawley has aged rapidly in appearance in recent years. It suggests he has internalized much stress. Heâs extremely ambitious which has led to multiple miscalculations.
What he did to his nose years ago, is bizarre. Pics of him when he was a very young adult showed a normal-looking, aesthetically pleasant nose.
A BJ for him? He seems quite frigid.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 27, 2023 1:29 AM |
Frigid? He wasn't with me! *cackles*
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 27, 2023 2:28 AM |
He wants to give one, not receive, R76.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 27, 2023 3:07 AM |
Hawley just screams bottom bitch
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 27, 2023 2:50 PM |
Was Picasso Face's performance/high-pitched squeal/banal post-coital conversation the real reason you won't give any more $ to the Republicans, R14?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 27, 2023 4:22 PM |
That microphone!
She wants a cock in her hands, mouth and ass SO hard.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 1, 2023 1:11 AM |
"Josh Hawley: Only Jesus can make you butch"
THEN PRAY HARDER, BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 1, 2023 1:12 AM |
Watching Newsmix options channel on cable, weekend Fox and Friends had guests Josh Hawley and Rafael Cruz following each other. The bimbo female host began making vicious accusations about Hunter Biden, then attacks Joe, his dad. Then she asks for concurrence and comments from Josh.
Hunter Biden has his troubling past, but he does not hold any political office, never has, and is not on Joeâs re-election campaign team. The DoJ/F-B-I has already combed through Hunterâs laptop months ago. As to Hunter being delinquent on child support payments, thatâs domestically problematic, but isnât a national or international news priority anywhere else.
Hawley and Cruz were insurrection characters and werenât on the sidelines, but Fox doesnât approach those matters. Fox and Friends doesnât report or ask for comments either on Ivankaâs and Jared Kushnerâs supplemental earning while they were on the White House staff.
Fox hasnât change. It is still partisan garbage and propaganda.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 1, 2023 2:11 AM |
*earnings. *changed
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 1, 2023 2:15 AM |
Unless Josh is prancing like a gazelle, news stories with his spinning & lies are boring. Put him in tighty shorts and a tight t-shirt and video him taking quick strides across a meadow of daisies.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 5, 2023 8:18 PM |
R82, gurl looks like she's about to start a karaoke rendition of "I'm Coming Out"
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 5, 2023 8:25 PM |
I admit I would strip his clothes off and blow him until he was dry. I hate his politics, but I could get over it for just one night.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 6, 2023 12:41 AM |
R89 Yeah I have to admit I'd like to fuck the lil bitch until I shot my load in him and then slap him round a bit for fun after
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 6, 2023 3:31 AM |
âSexy lil bitchâ is JHâs value. His politics is bird shit.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 6, 2023 10:47 AM |
Good god, what kind of shut-in finds that weasel-faced, traitorous twerp hot?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 6, 2023 12:17 PM |
You're pathetic, R89.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 6, 2023 12:53 PM |
R93 The same kind of sad DL'ers who thinks someone calling them a "f*gg*t" is foreplay.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 6, 2023 8:24 PM |
His face has aged considerably the last several years. The receding hairline and that horrible nose job done long ago doesnât yield cuteness. He has stayed slim; so that aspect is positive.
Josh was an insurrection instigator/supporter, and his ongoing MAGA rhetoric is beyond disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 6, 2023 11:39 PM |
R92, yeah he has a body made for hardcore BB porn and whorin'
I wanna make him Daddy's lil slut whore, line up a few dozen friends after I've fucked him hard, so they can take turns spit roasting him until there's cum all over his face, back, ass and running down his legs, like a mare at one of those Horse Market party things
Trouble is, I think he'd like it
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 7, 2023 3:29 AM |
[quote]I admit I would strip his clothes off and blow him until he was dry. I hate his politics, but I could get over it for just one night.
It's hilarious that you cast Ms. Hawley as a tradey top in your little fantasy. She'd sashay away if you didn't let her taste your cock first, and throw a hissy fit if you didn't let her ride it, too. Her boi-cooter is HUNGRY for "MANHOOD."
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 7, 2023 12:40 PM |
Yeah, Miss Joshetta is a sassy bottom bitch. Thereâs no âmachoâ to it. She ainât pumping no ass. Those gazelle strides show she has before opened those non-flabby legs wide for reception. Sheâs a topâs desire; just push her face into the pillow with one hand while banging her. Who wants to hear Joshetta screaming âoh, daddy Donald, harder, deeper, donât stopâ. Hearing that would be insulting to any virile top.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 7, 2023 1:05 PM |
It was bold of him to select this title, given the likelihood of reviews with headlines like "Hawley's 'Manhood' Unimpressive."
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 7, 2023 1:23 PM |
Scrawny, prissy guys that flee in fear need not be writing books on manhood. The closet also is a poor starting point. The people she fools seek to be fooled,
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 8, 2023 9:48 AM |
[quote] Western Doughty 3.0 out of 5 stars This book made me realize I'm attracted to men. Reviewed in the United States đșđž on May 19, 2023 Josh Hawley exudes latent homosexual tendencies and now after reading the book, I'm here for it. Flame on, Josh!
Has anyone looked at the Amazon reviews of Joshie's "Manhood"? Snort-worthy! I've posted the "most helpful" review above. I'll add another one or two as later posts.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 23, 2023 1:00 AM |
This one-star review is captioned, "A seditious conspiratorial chicken":
Josh Hawley should be writing about his current life as a seditious conspirator supporting the insurrection against our electoral form of governmentand, making him an enemy of our democracy, not attempting to preach about manhood, a topic that is beyond his scope of understanding. Watch Josh Hawley running through the corridors of our Capital after encouraging the seditious terrorists who violently attacked that building on Jan. 6, 2021, brutally assaulting police officers and causing the death of one, breaking doors and windows, defecating in halls and offices, carrying a Confederate flag through the hallowed chambers, and explicitly threatening and seeking to hang elected politicians including Mike Pence, our Vice President at the time, and setting up a gallows outside the building. Mr. Hawley has no business preaching about manhood, religious ideology or societal values.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 23, 2023 1:02 AM |
Okay, which one of you posted the "Flame on, Josh" review?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 23, 2023 1:03 AM |
This one-star review is captioned "Will put hair on your chest hair":
This book is so manly that it's hard to hold. Strangely, as soon as I opened it up I started craving nuts. Beer nuts, truck nuts, lug nuts, every kind of nut except zagnuts. Almost right away it got easier to suppress my emotions and grunt. I starting eating Manwiches for lunch every day. By chapter 4 my chest hair was growing it's own hair. Speaking of hair, reading this book made me throw out all my hair care products and start buying aftershave at Rite-Aid. Thanks to Josh Hawley's ghostwriter I've been freed from trying to out-groom my ex-wife's lawyer. He's such a Beta. Why is he always at our house? Anyway by the middle of this amazing book you'll be so manly you won't even need to read the rest, you'll just KNOW what it says. Of course I'm no quitter so I'm still planning on finishing it. In my new larger truck I Flex-taped a small gunrack to my dash bored to hold this book open while I drive. I'm on my way to pick up a George Foreman grill right now. Read this book!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 23, 2023 1:04 AM |
This one-star review is captioned, tongue in cheek, "This is a great book."
I understand that it is the epitome of maleness for males. I wish my maleness was as male as Joshâ malignancy but itâs not which is why I gave him well deserved gold star for his integrity.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 23, 2023 1:06 AM |
Sorry...I can't resist one more, titled "Come on":
I don't need a manhood lecture from the guy who's claim to game is running like a girl from a crowd he just tried to act tough for.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 23, 2023 1:08 AM |
This is an equivalent of Anna Wintour writing a cookbook.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 23, 2023 1:18 AM |
Okay, a DLer definitely wrote the review at r107!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 23, 2023 1:20 AM |
Petite bottom queen with perky tits and roadrunner speed. So sexy!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 23, 2023 8:35 AM |
This fug queen would love to have some dude [bold]from the hood [/bold] fuck his skank flat ass!
He's revolting.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 23, 2023 9:13 AM |
I so want to rim him, slow, deep and nonstop.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 23, 2023 9:17 AM |
This queen is revolting.
That nose job isn't doing him any favors either.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 23, 2023 2:32 PM |
This clown looks like Droopy Dog, with about 1/100th of the sex appeal
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 23, 2023 2:35 PM |
[quote] I so want to rim him, slow, deep and nonstop.
Shut the fuck up Lady Lindzebelle. Youâve had that already.
Donât you get enough of that with your orange muffin every weekend in Maralago?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 23, 2023 3:38 PM |
That nose? He had most of it removed to leave a pug-stub. He did this in his 20s?
This is suppose to be ruggedly and manly? More like a prissy chipmunk.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 23, 2023 10:02 PM |
R118, this Washington Post story leads off with a picture of him when he was a lot younger. He really did have his nose shaved down. Thatâs usually not the way to go.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 23, 2023 10:11 PM |
The nose thing is so weird. Totally unnecessary. Some mental illness wit( that.
So, his Wikipedia entry says she went to a Jesuit high school so I throught his family was Catholic but it later says he was raised Methodist and is now a member of the Evangelical Presbyterian Church. I looked that up and itâs one of the smallest but most conservative sects. So, heâs gone out of his way to join it. I wonder if he is a quiet religious fanatic. Unlike others he doesnât talk too openly about it but that would explain a lot including the obvious closetness. Heâs apparently very intelligent but a total mess.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 24, 2023 10:32 AM |
He attended Rockhurst High School in Kansas City, MO. It's a very well respected Jesuit school. I knew guys who were graduated by Rockhurst High when I was a student at Mizzou. I never saw any of them as out of the ordinary. One of them got freely naked in his dorm room all the time, it didn't matter how many other guys were in the room with him.
I doubt Josh Hawley was so confident about his body.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 25, 2023 12:59 AM |
Hawley raises a pumped fist to incite an insurrection crowd at the Capitol.
As the violence intensifies, he sprints about like an impala being chased by a lion.
That is not an example of responsible, manly behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 27, 2023 2:25 PM |
Is it one of those sculptures that you imagine in your brain? I donât see any manhood? Oh thatâs right!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 27, 2023 2:31 PM |
[QUOTE] Is it a picture book?
No, Lindsay. Better yet -- pop-up!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 27, 2023 2:41 PM |
Hawley reminds me of dweeby Mark Lin Baker.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 27, 2023 2:45 PM |
Manly is beating up your neighbor. Oh, waitâŠ.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 27, 2023 5:41 PM |
I get a closet case vibe from Hawley.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 27, 2023 7:51 PM |
Such a cute little button nose.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 28, 2023 1:17 AM |
She obviously went to the same plastic surgeon as Trey Gowdy
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 28, 2023 7:30 PM |
Trey? Is that Foxâs closeted trans? Oh my, Lachlan!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 28, 2023 9:46 PM |