MANHOOD by Josh Hawley

Is it a picture book?

Clearly he obsesses over his heart's desire: a REAL man who can fulfill his fantasies and give him that ever-elusive anal orgasm.

Fag!

Mrs. Betty Bowers has done some funny send-ups of Hawley's book on her Twitter account

She was calling it "Be a Man, Gurl" 🤣 😂

The biggest manhood us DLers can provide is twice the size of his. And likely on a guy with more muscles who gets way more action.

I know drag queens with bigger balls than Hawley

The cover looks like a homo erotica or porn book. No straight man is buying that for $30.

More Republican talking point bullshit, written by some gutless, spineless coward who ran like the chicken shit coward he really is when confronted with an angry mob, a mob he helped create.

Jesus Christ this guy wants a dick in his ass so badly.

Can we just get a pool to buy a hot guy to top him and then maybe he’ll stop trying to destroy America?

Having MAN and HOOD on separate lines makes it look like it's about foreskins.

The guy is an absolute idiot and his book is a pile of bullshit.

He’d be very comfortable in the early Nazi regime in Germany.

Look at this specimen of manhood, thrusting her big tits out to the camera while making a run to Bevmo for Rosé.

Tonight is #winetime!

R7 that’s a good observation. It does look like the cover of a picture book of gay porn. Out of curiosity i went to the Brüno Gmuder website and looked at their cover design. Something about the Sans Serif font.

I wish a pack of drag queens would destroy his quivering hole.

Where's Myra Breckinridge when you need her?

Once again, another male Republican talking about something they know nothing about.

Like they're all experts on female reproductive health.

Quelle surprise.

R9, do you think we could get Peter Thiel to loan out one of his boytoys? I think Peter donated to Josh's campaign back in the day

Masculinity isn't even an ideology, it's like some kind of vague notion.

Why does the cover of his book look like a 1970s homoerotic novel?

Can you imagine the lewd acts Miss Hawley was forced to perform for Peter Thiel and Roger Stone?

I bet that included-diapers; Boy Scout uniforms; a pink cat o’nine tails; and a double headed dildo for Miss Hawley and Sissy Schock to use together.

Can we just transpose the responses on this thread to the Amazon reviews for the book?

And can it be done pre-publication?

She definitely calls her hole a pussy.

LOL!

[quote]He’d be very comfortable in the early Nazi regime in Germany.

Yes, charlie @R10, but not until a year in.

Early Hitler regime, the Brown Shirts still carried the day, and they were big brutes unafraid of literal violence. A good number were gay, including SA leader Ernst Rohm.

Hawley's type wouldn't have got personally, physically involved until after the Night of the Long Knives in 1934. He's the type that calls up violence, then lets the other guys duke it out.

The late Dame Edna could have taught little Joshie a few things about manhood.

Time for a new Randy Rainbow tune!

This guy is the biggest priss, gazelle like running from a mob and wears skinny jeans and tries be the paragon of masculinity because he can drop his voice 6 registers to sound butch.

Manhood is about men in hoods

Another Harvard elite Republican pretending to root for Joe schmo as he plots to steal his Social Security and hobble his union.

I could eat his hole for hours.

This bitch doesn't want a tongue up in there. He wants a big fat dick to penetrate him.

And since he is clearly into man-hoods, R31, he wants it to be a big, fat, uncut dick penetrating him!

This is how I imagine Hawley writing his book.

[quote]Clearly he obsesses over his heart's desire: a REAL man

Meh, he worships and then the self-loathing kicks in.

He should have called it The Running Man

How many copies will the RNC buy?

I have often heard successful authors advise aspiring authors to write from personal life experience about things they know about. Obviously he never got that advice

Josh Hawley giving tips on how to be a man is akin to Sarah Huckabee Sanders giving women advice on how to be beautiful and sexy.

Can't wait for these upcoming Republican books:

1.Class by Lauren Boebert

2.Dignity by Marjorie Taylor Greene

3.Heterosexuality by Lindsey Graham

4.Honesty by George Santos

And they'll all be in the fiction section of your favorite book seller, R39.

when I win the really big lottery I am going to hire a staff of nationwide private investigators to follow guys like Hawley and televangelists around. I can almost promise that each one of these guys is up to all sorts of sexual escapades that run contra to their very public campaigning for decency and morality.

Bump

That title is so desperate.

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Funny thing is I’m sure some of us could show him who the real man was, more ways than one.

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That's hilarious R46. Miss her.

He needs to be gangraped

Gurl, I've been gang banged by muscular black men on many occasions

On Amazon someone has already uploaded the video of him running through the halls of the Capitol.

This Josh Hawley?

Josh running to the tune of the Benny Hill theme never stops being funny

I'm waiting for MANHOLED by Josh Hawley

Miss Josh trans to Josune; or as the Italians say, Guesuella.

My manhood is intact, thank you. No mutilation for me.

Miss Josune, needs to learn tricks from Lady Lindzebelle to be given treats.

This book is on FIRE...a rollicking, robust, manly-cord-of-word fire!

Per Amazon:

#342 in Christian Men's Issues #531 in Political Conservatism & Liberalism #863 in History & Theory of Politics

A real chart-buster so far!

^ America just isn't manly enough to handle Josh's rugged appeal!

^ Josh isn't manly enough to scratch his own balls!

Is there a Dylan Mulvaney quote on the jacket?

Josh, you know you want to suck my manhood.

It hasn't been released yet, r57.

^^^ I'm aware. These are just pre-orders from super-excited, hyper-manly men.

Which studio will snatch it up?

Jack McBrayer should play him in the film adaptation

She fingers her pussy vigorously thinking of being ravaged over the House Rostrum by Hakeem Jefferies.

R66, that is a vicious lie! I'm calling up my sugar daddy, Peter Thiel, to tell him to bankrupt the datalounge!

SO THERE!

Lest we forget...he must have left his manhood back home in Missouri (when it could easily have fit in the overhead bin)!

Short & skinny with perky pecs & petite ass.

Macho? Nawh. that’s sassy demeanor & good poosie.

Josune, Mattie, & Gym

From the publisher who brought you The Donald Trump Guide to Healthy Eating

Josh’s new book?

I'd still give him a blow job, if he'd let me...

Nobody has ever accused you of having lofty goals, r73.

Or even mediocre taste...

Hawley has aged rapidly in appearance in recent years. It suggests he has internalized much stress. He’s extremely ambitious which has led to multiple miscalculations.

What he did to his nose years ago, is bizarre. Pics of him when he was a very young adult showed a normal-looking, aesthetically pleasant nose.

A BJ for him? He seems quite frigid.

Frigid? He wasn't with me! *cackles*

He wants to give one, not receive, R76.

Hawley just screams bottom bitch

Was Picasso Face's performance/high-pitched squeal/banal post-coital conversation the real reason you won't give any more $ to the Republicans, R14?

Run, gazelle, run!

That microphone!

She wants a cock in her hands, mouth and ass SO hard.

"Josh Hawley: Only Jesus can make you butch"

THEN PRAY HARDER, BITCH!

LOL

Watching Newsmix options channel on cable, weekend Fox and Friends had guests Josh Hawley and Rafael Cruz following each other. The bimbo female host began making vicious accusations about Hunter Biden, then attacks Joe, his dad. Then she asks for concurrence and comments from Josh.

Hunter Biden has his troubling past, but he does not hold any political office, never has, and is not on Joe’s re-election campaign team. The DoJ/F-B-I has already combed through Hunter’s laptop months ago. As to Hunter being delinquent on child support payments, that’s domestically problematic, but isn’t a national or international news priority anywhere else.

Hawley and Cruz were insurrection characters and weren’t on the sidelines, but Fox doesn’t approach those matters. Fox and Friends doesn’t report or ask for comments either on Ivanka’s and Jared Kushner’s supplemental earning while they were on the White House staff.

Fox hasn’t change. It is still partisan garbage and propaganda.

*earnings. *changed

Unless Josh is prancing like a gazelle, news stories with his spinning & lies are boring. Put him in tighty shorts and a tight t-shirt and video him taking quick strides across a meadow of daisies.

R82, gurl looks like she's about to start a karaoke rendition of "I'm Coming Out"

I admit I would strip his clothes off and blow him until he was dry. I hate his politics, but I could get over it for just one night.

Manhood, not Josh Hawley’s!

R89 Yeah I have to admit I'd like to fuck the lil bitch until I shot my load in him and then slap him round a bit for fun after

“Sexy lil bitch” is JH’s value. His politics is bird shit.

Good god, what kind of shut-in finds that weasel-faced, traitorous twerp hot?

You're pathetic, R89.

Ha ha

R93 The same kind of sad DL'ers who thinks someone calling them a "f*gg*t" is foreplay.

His face has aged considerably the last several years. The receding hairline and that horrible nose job done long ago doesn’t yield cuteness. He has stayed slim; so that aspect is positive.

Josh was an insurrection instigator/supporter, and his ongoing MAGA rhetoric is beyond disgusting.

R92, yeah he has a body made for hardcore BB porn and whorin'

I wanna make him Daddy's lil slut whore, line up a few dozen friends after I've fucked him hard, so they can take turns spit roasting him until there's cum all over his face, back, ass and running down his legs, like a mare at one of those Horse Market party things

Trouble is, I think he'd like it

[quote]I admit I would strip his clothes off and blow him until he was dry. I hate his politics, but I could get over it for just one night.

It's hilarious that you cast Ms. Hawley as a tradey top in your little fantasy. She'd sashay away if you didn't let her taste your cock first, and throw a hissy fit if you didn't let her ride it, too. Her boi-cooter is HUNGRY for "MANHOOD."

Yeah, Miss Joshetta is a sassy bottom bitch. There’s no “macho” to it. She ain’t pumping no ass. Those gazelle strides show she has before opened those non-flabby legs wide for reception. She’s a top’s desire; just push her face into the pillow with one hand while banging her. Who wants to hear Joshetta screaming “oh, daddy Donald, harder, deeper, don’t stop”. Hearing that would be insulting to any virile top.

It was bold of him to select this title, given the likelihood of reviews with headlines like "Hawley's 'Manhood' Unimpressive."

Scrawny, prissy guys that flee in fear need not be writing books on manhood. The closet also is a poor starting point. The people she fools seek to be fooled,

So hot!

[quote] Western Doughty 3.0 out of 5 stars This book made me realize I'm attracted to men. Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 19, 2023 Josh Hawley exudes latent homosexual tendencies and now after reading the book, I'm here for it. Flame on, Josh!

Has anyone looked at the Amazon reviews of Joshie's "Manhood"? Snort-worthy! I've posted the "most helpful" review above. I'll add another one or two as later posts.

This one-star review is captioned, "A seditious conspiratorial chicken":

Josh Hawley should be writing about his current life as a seditious conspirator supporting the insurrection against our electoral form of governmentand, making him an enemy of our democracy, not attempting to preach about manhood, a topic that is beyond his scope of understanding. Watch Josh Hawley running through the corridors of our Capital after encouraging the seditious terrorists who violently attacked that building on Jan. 6, 2021, brutally assaulting police officers and causing the death of one, breaking doors and windows, defecating in halls and offices, carrying a Confederate flag through the hallowed chambers, and explicitly threatening and seeking to hang elected politicians including Mike Pence, our Vice President at the time, and setting up a gallows outside the building. Mr. Hawley has no business preaching about manhood, religious ideology or societal values.

Okay, which one of you posted the "Flame on, Josh" review?

This one-star review is captioned "Will put hair on your chest hair":

This book is so manly that it's hard to hold. Strangely, as soon as I opened it up I started craving nuts. Beer nuts, truck nuts, lug nuts, every kind of nut except zagnuts. Almost right away it got easier to suppress my emotions and grunt. I starting eating Manwiches for lunch every day. By chapter 4 my chest hair was growing it's own hair. Speaking of hair, reading this book made me throw out all my hair care products and start buying aftershave at Rite-Aid. Thanks to Josh Hawley's ghostwriter I've been freed from trying to out-groom my ex-wife's lawyer. He's such a Beta. Why is he always at our house? Anyway by the middle of this amazing book you'll be so manly you won't even need to read the rest, you'll just KNOW what it says. Of course I'm no quitter so I'm still planning on finishing it. In my new larger truck I Flex-taped a small gunrack to my dash bored to hold this book open while I drive. I'm on my way to pick up a George Foreman grill right now. Read this book!

This one-star review is captioned, tongue in cheek, "This is a great book."

I understand that it is the epitome of maleness for males. I wish my maleness was as male as Josh’ malignancy but it’s not which is why I gave him well deserved gold star for his integrity.

Sorry...I can't resist one more, titled "Come on":

I don't need a manhood lecture from the guy who's claim to game is running like a girl from a crowd he just tried to act tough for.

This is an equivalent of Anna Wintour writing a cookbook.

Okay, a DLer definitely wrote the review at r107!

Petite bottom queen with perky tits and roadrunner speed. So sexy!

This fug queen would love to have some dude [bold]from the hood [/bold] fuck his skank flat ass!

He's revolting.

I so want to rim him, slow, deep and nonstop.

This queen is revolting.

That nose job isn't doing him any favors either.

This clown looks like Droopy Dog, with about 1/100th of the sex appeal

[quote] I so want to rim him, slow, deep and nonstop.

Shut the fuck up Lady Lindzebelle. You’ve had that already.

Don’t you get enough of that with your orange muffin every weekend in Maralago?

That nose? He had most of it removed to leave a pug-stub. He did this in his 20s?

This is suppose to be ruggedly and manly? More like a prissy chipmunk.

R118, this Washington Post story leads off with a picture of him when he was a lot younger. He really did have his nose shaved down. That’s usually not the way to go.

The nose thing is so weird. Totally unnecessary. Some mental illness wit( that.

So, his Wikipedia entry says she went to a Jesuit high school so I throught his family was Catholic but it later says he was raised Methodist and is now a member of the Evangelical Presbyterian Church. I looked that up and it’s one of the smallest but most conservative sects. So, he’s gone out of his way to join it. I wonder if he is a quiet religious fanatic. Unlike others he doesn’t talk too openly about it but that would explain a lot including the obvious closetness. He’s apparently very intelligent but a total mess.

He attended Rockhurst High School in Kansas City, MO. It's a very well respected Jesuit school. I knew guys who were graduated by Rockhurst High when I was a student at Mizzou. I never saw any of them as out of the ordinary. One of them got freely naked in his dorm room all the time, it didn't matter how many other guys were in the room with him.

I doubt Josh Hawley was so confident about his body.

Hair transplants too…..

Prior discussion on the nose job:

Hawley raises a pumped fist to incite an insurrection crowd at the Capitol.

As the violence intensifies, he sprints about like an impala being chased by a lion.

That is not an example of responsible, manly behavior.

Is it one of those sculptures that you imagine in your brain? I don’t see any manhood? Oh that’s right!

[QUOTE] Is it a picture book?

No, Lindsay. Better yet -- pop-up!

Hawley reminds me of dweeby Mark Lin Baker.

Manly is beating up your neighbor. Oh, wait….

I get a closet case vibe from Hawley.

Such a cute little button nose.

She obviously went to the same plastic surgeon as Trey Gowdy

Trey? Is that Fox’s closeted trans? Oh my, Lachlan!

Was this shit released yet? How did it sell?

Josh's wife, Erin, is not so ethical.

Macho Hawley weaved a tangled web.

He is a grifter. But a very macho, manly one!

Miss Hawley!

Yoo hoo!

Be a man, gurl!

When Miss Josh stretches out those impala legs as if gracefully leaping through an Iowa meadow, my loins tingle.