Republican Sen. Josh Hawley's bad nose job

Smellin cookies?

This guy scares me a little. He's obviously gunning for the White House. He's young. He's [by revolting Republican standards] good looking and he's probably going to try a less Trumpian strain of populism that could make him palatable to voters. I know, I know, we've barely gotten through this last election and we still have 2022 mid-terms. But, this guy really could be dangerous in 2024.

Is that the popular nose job look of the last 15 years? Wider at the top, and getting narrower at towards the bottom. Like a lion's nose.

He looks like a different person in every photo - this one is a joke of course, but Google him and it's striking how different he looks.

He was on CBS This Morning, blathering about how Trump still has the right to pursue every avenue blah blah blah, But I kept looking at his face because I couldn't figure out besides the horse teeth what was off. His nose!

But yeah, he is scary. Not sure how a junior senator from MO, of all places, has become so prominent so quickly.

Married with three kids, but if this isn't a cookie-smelling face, I don't know what is.

If that's a nose job then they failed miserably in their task.

I think it's just his natural nose and apart from everything else - it looks askew.

It's a fucked up nose job. If you can't see it, please have your cataracts removed or have your glaucoma treated ASAP!

He should have saved the money on the nose job and gone for facial assymetry surgery.

You're welcome for the referral.

He looks like Marilyn Manson without the makeup.

Needed half a chin implant too.