Why do gay men wear speedos? Part 2

A boy at Songkran this year

Part 1 here

Here’s the same vid at r1, re uploaded to Imgur, because Streamable can be quite temperamental [and vice versa]

Ex DL FAVE Taylor Phillips

Lukey Luke

Black + White

Why just gay men? All men should wear Speedos.

R5- o, i am nasssty

Omg

DL FAVE Joel Green

Spread ‘em Joel

This is the Coverboy Daniel @danielknight_real

Daniel is born to wear Speedo

There’s a reason why they’re called “Banana Hammocks”.

[quote]Daniel is born to wear Speedo

Daniel is born to take my loads.

Daniel is beautiful, I want him on top of me, and Inside of me, deeply... :-)

The one thing I have noticed about speedos is they only look good on men who are really in shape or really out of shape in that bear-type way. Anything in the middle and they just don't look that great.

Californian sunshine

Somewhere exotic

Gay men wear them to show off the goods

All that horsing around in Songkran/Thailand makes Daniel a very THIRSTY boi

Daniel is Viggo Sorensen of Bel Ami.

R22: OMG thanks - I knew I’ve seen ‘Daniel’ somewhere before

The versatility of Speedo: water optional

[quote]water optional

Nipples too, apparently.

R25: a bit on the smallish side, but still perfectly presentable

@jakub_sizz

Because with good abs bubble butt and bulge they look hot sexy inviting. Guys want to show their assets.

[quote]a bit on the smallish side

a BIT?

This pic was filed under ‘Does size matter’

Apparently it doesn't

I did when I had the body to go with it, but I always felt more comfortable in longer swimsuits, ones made of cotton rather than polyester.

I prefer a preppy look and speedos are definitely not preppy. I let the models, rentboys and hos parade around in those for me to enjoy looking at.

Mystery man waiting

Gaysian represented

Yes I wear them - I do have a couple of pairs of short swim shorts, but I tend to find the mesh linings really irritate my balls and taint, and the fabric rubs/constricts my legs too much so I mainly wear speedo-style trunks - much more comfortable for swimming and better for sunbathing in. I have about 5-6 pairs that I rotate.

Coverboy Daniel/Viggo continues his adventure in Speedo

The boy with pearls is Paul @paul_cassidy_real

Daniel does more than walk around wearing a speedo you know, sometimes he hits the gym and pretends to present hole.

R37: Daniel is indeed delish and delightful in his various guises and states of undress. Such a multifaceted young man

However, I have to be mindful that this is a thread about SPEEDO, hence the more restricted choices so far

Sun out Tongue out

Sometimes what you can’t see is even more alluring

No it's not.

R41: you should make greater use of your Imagination, if not a very wonder thing would probably atrophy owing to lack of usage, and that would be a terrible waste

Wurking 9 to 5

Inconvenient break-ins

Choices

Hot

Daniel

Pizza and Speedo

Love it love it love it

Speedo indoor @onlyjettwayne

Gentlemen of a certain age

@marcpeacock

I love how slutty Luke Evans is.

Wonder what he's pointing at?

No thread of this kind would be legit without Steve Grand:

More Grand:

Steve Grand's are too skimpy. I actually think the classic speedo cut that swimmers wear is hotter.

I used to always wear them in swim in, because I learnt to swim in speedos (or swimming trunks as we called them), so it just felt natural to me. I stopped when I was in my mid 20s, though, as they're associated with muscle men posing in them that I ended up feeling too self conscious.

R52: isn’t he? So refreshing to see an out gay celeb proudly embracing his Inner Whore!

His inner whore went outer YEARS ago.

I would lick all of that R57! So slutty in a good way.

Feasting

Who’s OP’s guy?

Beefy

To advertise you can go elbow deep

Gorgeous yellow

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Beefcake in orange

[quote]Who’s OP’s guy?

A Bel Ami porn whore (already answered at R22).

The other two at R45 are also Bel Ami porn whores. Wearing a speedo must be the rare day when they’re feeling modest.

R66 is smoking hot! who is it?

R66 is pretty spectacular... damn. So, will also ask, does anyone know who he is? Are there more pics?

Thanks r67

Here’s a pic with all their tags listed for easy reference

And Coverboy Daniel has more than one tag too

R69: that’s Matt @mrmattlister.

He used to row for the GB team. This pic is from 2021, where he’s still rowing competitively, hence the much more svelte figure

He’s since thiQQened up

They don't look great on most people, but like anything, if it flatters you, go for it.

Cutie Daniel in Phi Phi Island

Okay, this one he isn’t in Speedo, but he’s so agile and athletic in his moves!

Please more pics of men like Matt Lister (Mister 66 & 72) and fewer of 71 and 74.

71, 74 have incredible gym and supplement builds, but the hairless bodie are so Ken doll

Matt Lister's a real-life guy...

Matt Lister’s shoulders and back are covered with hair. Hot in a speedo but the hair ruins it. Yuck. .

R77, I went down a rabbit hole of sorts, reading about Lister after he was identified here. In one article he says he stopped shaving the shoulders and back when he retired. He was just tired of doing it.

I think he's reveling in being a muscle bear... nothing wrong with that. He's got a beautiful body, probably gets a lot of attention where ever he goes.

Is he a top? Bottom? God, as a top he'd piston hip-fuck some bottom's brains out, wouldn't he?

You truly have to have an incredible body to not look ridiculous in a speedo.

That's a gorgeous slab of man and he's gay! Thanks R72.

Does anybody have a pic of Lindsey Graham in a speedo?

And even if you look good in a Speedo, you will still widely be perceived as a creep, effeminate, or weirdo.

All hot men should wear speedos! It should be mandatory.

Naw

R82, two words for you... water polo. I don't know, how do you define " a creep, effeminate, or weirdo." I'd say hot.

and, um, who here looks "effeminate"?

Intimate

Pride

Alec

A certain former Congress Representative

Very nice R87.

I don't agree R79 - I don't have an incredible body, I work out/am muscular but I am not an insta-muscle gay, and I wear this cut of swimming trunks all the time - on holiday or at the public swimming pool.

I think the key thing to it is choosing the right cut, material and colour/pattern - I am a big fan of patterned ones as I think they are less bulge-emphasising, you also have to make sure you get the right fit - a lot of trunks I swear are designed for men who have no dick or ass, there needs to be enough fabric to cover everything comfortably without it feeling tight/squished.

I'd wear one, but I'd be arrested for inducing mass nausea at the beach.

No one wants to see me in a pair of plum-smugglers.

Hottubbing

beautiful

Warning: Crack is highly addictive

alecsmith8 and rileyjoe13

^ oh Riley

I’m sorry, but I just have to

@mrmattlister. is gay! His Instagram is happy and fun, he has a boyfriend, and I like that he isn't afraid to let a bit of Lady out.

What a package!

As for speedos, I love them, I love to see men in them, but one of the choices in the poll should have been "I like them, but I don;t have the body for one."

I'm way over the board shorts look, and happy that shorter shorts and trunks are coming back.

No need to apologize, R98 / R99! Can never have too many rileyjoe13 pics!!

Ditto, R27.

I still wear them when I swim laps at the gym each night.

Cannot stand board shorts (curtains of shame) on guys unless the guy is very tall and lean.

Swimming trunks should babe mid-thigh in length.

[quote]I still wear them when I swim laps at the gym each night.

Thats what they're for! I swim 2km laps a day most days, I wear Speedos for that

You can wear them on your balcony too while watering plants

Argentina represented

He has a pretty posh sounding name: Wilton Alves @wiltonalvest

A bevy of Speedo-clad Lovelys

Baywatch, but in white

holy fuck

R108: His name is Sergio, more at his IG @sirarmas

Cute doggie Charlie

Oh wow R107 & R109!

R108 said it best. HOLY FUCK! He should be forced to wear speedos and nothing else all day long.

Of course I wore speedos when I was young and lithe and gorgeous.

Lounging in LA LA Land

@ R105

R114: well, here’s one more for you then, dear Grandma Brown Sugar

The beautiful Nicholas Starr Wright.

Nicholas looks distinctly uncut.

I don't know who Nicholas is or why he's being photographed in a speedo, but I am thankful for the photographers efforts. That is a beautifully proportioned body/build.

Nicholas looks good from the side too

He's gorgeous R119.

Congratulations Blake!

Maybe he can apply to Secretary Pete/Dept of Transportation for a job now

All natural

I did in my younger days, but am now too old and out of shape.

Nice R123 - where did you find that pic and is it from a site with more/similar?

R125: his name is Dan Lang

Lots more at his Instagram

Getting ready

Jump!

The only place you can see a speedo in competition now.

Tom discussing speedos

Speedos from another perspective.

I think George lives in his.

IG: gergerc__

When I was single, wearing speedos would immediate move a guy from "potential boyfriend" to "just a fuck buddy"

Not really a Speedo. Don’t really care.

^ IFHH

Personally, I think they're tacky. But, when you're on a gay beach vacation, what isn't? I like that they scream SEX PLEASE.

On a side note, during one such gay beach vacation when I was overweight due to my law school plus 20, I had a very nice older gent question my (I thought cute) boardshorts. He said I was too young to live afraid of showing myself off and that I had nothing to lose but the moment.

Something about his wisdom and affirmation got me to a speedo store in that town and my first pair of cute speedos. I'm an honest 4-5 in them, but damn it, I do feel like I love myself when I put them on.

Thanks to that gent wherever he is today.

Just go for the C-String Bikini.

I don't think Mr. Bradford owns any garments other than speedos, thongs, jock straps, briefs or short-shorts.

IG: mrbradford7

[quote] All men should wear Speedos.

Think again.

The straight/confused boys drool over the one above at R139. sorry, anorexic cigarette stained queens. it's true

The. More the MARYer!

Classic

The speedo squat.

Outside of pool sports, they connote trashy exhibitionism or prancing effeminacy in the United States

R139 agree, not all men should wear speedos. Fit men though, yes they should

One of the most gay-adjacent *straight* top male models now, Christian Hogue

In many shoots, he can arguably ‘out-gay’ the gays in terms of styling, facial expressions, body language et al

^ Speedo as underwear

Touch me in the morning

R146, but Christian Hogue is a model with an eccentric streak. He’s not Joe America.

R149: yes you can say that again

I mean, this is what he wears when he’s on a personal vacation with a friend

I think even a lot of out and proud gay men would balk at such an erm risque outfit

So at ease with his masculinity and straightness

Happy 27th Birthday RileyJoe!!

He can do that. He’s a male model,

OMG thanks for the reminder r152

Happy Birthday, Riley, you sexy boy!

R153: and good for him

Can you imagine if DL FAVE/fellow straight model Pietro Boselli were to rock similar outfits? That would be such a hoot

Recovery mode

Why do gay men war speedos? Why not.

R7 no not all men should wear speedos.

Nothing better than a speedo