Buttcrack, Pits, Unberboob, Bifold, Feet - The NASTIEST Commercial on Televsion

Love this commercial

Horrifying - she seems like someone who gets in fights in CVS

I’m afraid to Google “bifold.”

I think she actually says Thighfold, not bifold.

R4 It’s bifold. She’s talking about her vulva. It stinks just like her feet and buttcrack.

She should be gang-raped, and thrown in a ditch.

Anyone watching the Waltons and the Hallmark channel should automatically expect commercials for hemorrhoid creams, catheters, jazzy chairs, and feminine hygiene products, OP. I think you're the problem here.

Imagine if a man appeared on TV aggresively talking about his buttcrack and pits on TV while flashing his feet?

use this for smelly armpits, it kills the odour producing bacterias, it's also rly good for dark armpits, ingrown hairs, flaky scalps, anywhere u want ur skin to glow, the glycolic acids removes dead skin cells

R8 There would've been a 45 page thread on LPSG dissecting each milisecond of it.

Laura Linney can play her in a movie about her rise and an inevitable downfall/scandal.

R9 I have this at home. I use it as facial toner in the morning. How/when do you apply it to your armpits? Right out of the shower (after completely drying)? Do you wait a bit before using deodorant?

Jock itch was TMI way before these lady bits

R12- wait till ur skin is dry, if u hv sensitive skin. Apply it with cotton or reusable wipe, fr better exfoliation. Apply it on night on ur whole body for the full body glow, especially the ass

Saw this commercial again tonight. Just ghastly!

I love her. She seems fine

"I'm Chrissy Metz, for Lume Deodorant!"

What is your crotch score OP?

She is the Ashli Babbitt of the female vulva deodorant industry.

I want all product commercials for vagina and bum crack stink, curved penises and limp dicks off the air!

I desperately want to believe this is true, but I've spent my entire lifetime chasing such rainbows!

So who here has tried it? Does it work?

Bifold? That’s better than to say vagina or lady bits?

It’s like saying ham wallet

How on earth did it take 21 responses for Cheryl to chime in on this one?

Ok, I was waiting for this to come up here bc its PEAK CRINGE. JUST WASH YOUR ASS, PEOPLE.

There is no ass odour score.

And if you want to reduce your "SCORE", as it were, just use antibacterial SOAP.

[quote] JUST WASH YOUR ASS, PEOPLE.

Would that it were so simple!

I've grown to love these commercials. At first they were totally bizarre with this crazy woman going on and on about stinky fat folds, but now I just burst out laughing every time it comes on my teevee.

Does it work under the foreskin?

Lume is becoming the newest DL thing and I love it

Perhaps this can be Dylan Mulvaney's next sponsorship. Apparently it works on all kinds of body parts. It's a perfect fit!

Why is it only a deodorant and not also an antiperspirant? Some people have stink ass and some of people have swamp ass but it seems that most who have one also have have both.

If you have "sweaty folds" the last thing you want to do is irritate the skin that's rubbing together. A deodorant would be much less harsh than an antiperspirant. Antipersperants actually block the sweat glands.

I fucking hate that Cunt. I won't even look at the screen while her medusa face is there.

She had me at buttcrack

Is bifold a new ladypart?

R35 It’s been prevalent throughout all of Oklahoma’s statehood.

I agree. I hate this commercial. If you stink like that you need to be taken outside and hosed down.

But first, marinated in a heavy thick soap sauce

I never knew the underboob stanks

Why is such a product being discussed on the air and in polite company?

R40 let's be honest.... many people need to de-stank. Maybe the publicity is a good thing.

Marjorie Taylor Greene needs to scrub her ABC with boiling hot water, Hibiclens and steel wool.

[quote]Imagine if a man appeared on TV aggresively talking about his buttcrack and pits on TV while flashing his feet?

Where? What time? What channel?!!

[quote]use this for smelly armpits, it kills the odour producing bacterias, it's also rly good for dark armpits, ingrown hairs, flaky scalps, anywhere u want ur skin to glow, the glycolic acids removes dead skin cells

Glycolic acid toner is an exfoliant and should not be overused.

For underarms and sweaty folds, better use benzoyl peroxide which is antimicrobial and should kill odor-causing bacteria, unclog the pores from sweat and oil, and remove dead skin cells which can all contribute to bad body odor.

[quote]Wash your armpits with a good antibacterial soap. That way we’re decreasing the bacterial load on your armpits, which is decreasing the odor. The one that I like is a good over the counter benzoyl peroxide acne wash. You just put it on. You let it sit for about 30 seconds. You rinse it off completely.

"I never knew the underboob stanks"

I'm here to tell ya'll!

r45 ^^ you mean BJ Spears

I am APPALLED by all of this lewd, vulgur talk around feminine hygiene!

In my day, a mother and daughter would take a walk along the beach and talk in coded language. We knew what was meant when you described your spring forest not feeling fresh and dewy.

Now it's all 'pits, boobs, and thigh folds.' WHY I NEVER!

Things like this just shouldn't be spoken about on television.

Imagine having this gal as your doctor.

Next we'll get a commercial showing a detailed cartoon on the correct application method for Preparation H™

Thank God she's not advertising Tampons.

It looks like she shot the commercial on her phone and her face is all sweaty. If the goal is to appear as though she smells all over, she's achieved it.

It’s the Lume bitch and she’s revolting. Her commercials invoke a violent reaction upon first seeing her image and voice. I immediately mute and or change channels to avoid being subjected to her shit.

This has been discussed here before. This is my thread about the bitch and her commercials.

I don't do yoga but do you put your face a few inches away from the other person's asshole?

R53 what's wrong with that? It's totally normal.

When this commercial first aired, this bitch introduced herself as a doctor, mother of five, bee keeper and various other things.

How the hell does she have the time to smell herself so throughly ???? In one commercial she actually demonstrated how to apply it to her two cheeks, using two oranges

This all reminds me of that runner lady who was bragging about shitting herself. Ghastly

Does it stop the stank from period blood, y'all?

I hate her crazy eyes with the glowing ring light reflection shifting up and down between the webcam and the monitor. This is worse than those low budget commercials for local businesses you'd see in the 80s.

Her pussy stinks!

R51 Agreed. She always looks as if she stinks...and greasy, dirty-looking hair as well. Throw her in a hot-tub with a gallon of bleach.

I find her repulsive. I hate Lume commercials. I shower 2x per day. I use deodorant and a light scent.

Deodorant usually has aluminum in it. Putting all those chemicals on your genitalia sounds really bad, I don’t care what she says. Especially if you’re doing it every day. If you take a shower every day, you should be ok. If you live in some very hot, humid zone in the summer, maybe shower twice a day if you have to.

She seems very crass, maybe she’s saying, “who cares if my customers get cancer of the dick, I’m making money here!”

It’s such an American product. Obliterate and sterilize everything.

Try neat and clean. You know you’re not when you get a bit funky- a natural thing and even a bit of a turn on-

Who sniffs their underboob?

Ugh. I'm sure it causes cancer. Most deoderants do and topicals.

The active ingredient is mandelic acid, a mild AHA that's also used in skincare products. However, many people who've tried Lume say the mandelic acid smells as bad as any BO or assfunk, despite the masking scent. Users have described the smell as like vomit, sour milk, rotten meat, dog breath, and "ass and essential oil."

I'M TERRIFIED OF WOMEN'S BODIES AND THE THOUGHT OF AGING DRIVES ME INSANE!

Does this doctor still see patients?

I'm declaring it, Dr. Shannon has achieved DL fave status. The DL outrage over these commercials is hilarious.

[quote] "ass and essential oil."

Which essential oil? Peppermint? Eucalyptus? This piece of information is crucial here.

I thought it was most proper for a mother and daughter to sit on the edge of a bed in a darkened room, shades partially drawn and discuss beckoning womanhood.

So many obesity-adjacent conditions to develop more and more ways to separate the fat from their money.

I enjoy applying it to my asshole

I use Lume deodorant and body wash, and they both work really well. Their laundry products are good, too. But these commercials really are a bit much. They were funny for a while in a “homemade charm” kind of way, but it’s time to grow up.

Amway for the ass

Her feet are deformed! Looks like she has clubfoot or something!

R5, no, she's saying thighfold. Look up a thighfold. It can get sweaty in there. I've seen so many people assume she says"bifold" to the point it comes up when you google.

I don't understand her low class commercial where she has to show people her underboob and everything else. Just say it to the camera, you tacky woman

[quote]she has to show people

So they don't have to over dub while going for the Hispanic market.

Ugh. This always seems to come on when I'm eating. Imagine if a man was doing this commercial instead of a woman. He thrusts his crotch directly in front of the camera, like she does, and says, "The underside of my penis, all around my scrotum, pitts, butt crack." Because she is a blond, white, soccer-mom type woman doctor she gets away with it, anyone else would not.

She’s an abomination to the deodorant market

I hope I never see her face to face because I’d shit and piss on her

One of my family members watches Me Tv all morning and afternoon. When this commercial comes on he laughs his ass off. If I'm in another room, I always know that commercial is on. The comments he makes me crack up. Omg, men!

My grandma’s reaction to her is priceless

“Stick your right middle finger in your mouth. Stick your left middle finger in your ass. Rotate every 5 seconds.”

I wonder if a kids get asked at school "My mom wants to know: Is your mom saying bifold or thighfold?"

her kids*

Are you telling me the makers of this product recommend putting this deodorant-lotion in your buttcrack? WTF? That's not a place where body odor emanates, but it is where waste and gas leave the body. These are completely normal functions, of course. Everybody poops. But for the vast majority of us, "odor" in the form of persistent body odor is not really a factor there. Your buttcrack is not your arm pit; smells in that area are from your digestive tract, not perspiration glands. Applying deodorant there isn't going to do a damn thing.

What a load of crap.

R85 overweight people and people in the South sweat there, OP.

R86, this is a deodorant not an antiperspirant. It doesn't do anything to stop sweating. It's literally scented lotion and nothing more.

R86 this is r85’s very first time ever hearing about Lume and probably has never encountered an individual who has a long, sweat soaked perspiration mark on the seat of his/her pants. I suspect r85 is a shut in.

Send this shit to concerts and comic conventions. Smells like onion and ass in those crowds. Woof.

Isn’t this basically what the Ginnie Thomas documentary is all about?

Was this ever on Shark Tank prior to its product launch? My MSNBC affiliate always cuts her ads off for locally produced ones. It’s censorship, I say!

Hate...her.

I hate her accent.

Just use a tiny toothbrush and some Dial.

I saw it again. YIKES. TMI

This woman disgusts me to no end, but also… WOMAN WASH YOUR GODDAMN ASS, THIGHS, WHATEVER THE HELL WITH SOAP! Every day if needed. If you stink that much, your showering frequency must increase. Covering it with thick white paste is just… barf.

Hate the commercials but use the product for underarm deodorant. Have sensitive skin and this stuff doesn't irritate. However, she claims it's clinically proven to work for 72 hours. I can confirm it only works for 24. There's a class action suite about the false advertizing.

Dirty pussy never stops stinking

Now she's got a new Ad, where she promotes the efficacy of Lume, for "Old People Smell." I shit you not.

Yank this offensive Bitch off the screen with a cane.

Can I put it on my taint?

Maybe there should be a second class action suit against her, just for grossing out viewers with her tackiness.

Now she's selling a men's brand of Lume called Mando. Stinky DLers with your copious fat folds, REJOICE!!!!

R9 needs to soak her head in some good old-fashioned HCL.

She seems Jewish. Whatever she is, she’s vile and repugnant .

R82’s grandmother sounds like trash.