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Lume deodorant between your ass cheeks

She keeps getting bolder in her raunchy tv commercials for her stupid deodorant. In this one she uses her hands to show us how to apply Lume inside our asses.

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by Anonymousreply 160May 10, 2023 5:26 PM

This cunt must be printing money.

by Anonymousreply 1August 17, 2022 8:21 PM

Weird. Someone at work was talking yesterday about a product they bought on Amazon that stops you from sweating. She said that she gets sweaty at work, and it completely stops it on the areas where she rubs it in.

by Anonymousreply 2August 17, 2022 8:25 PM

[quote]This cunt must be printing money.

My wife is a doctor who is transfixed by these increasingly deranged commercials. One of her chief curiosities is just how much money Klingman's making from Lumē that she'd torch her reputation like this. It must be an astronomical sum.

by Anonymousreply 3August 17, 2022 8:37 PM

Who is this person?

by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2022 8:57 PM

Tried it and epic fail - I think it make it worse.

by Anonymousreply 5August 17, 2022 9:04 PM

Sometimes I don’t have time to shower after the gym and have a couple of chores to complete. Thinking it was a great idea, I bought it on Amazon. It smelled bad- like bad shampoo crossed with margarine or something. I tossed it. Save your money.

by Anonymousreply 6August 17, 2022 9:11 PM

R6 there is a cornucopia of different scents to choose from.

by Anonymousreply 7August 17, 2022 9:14 PM

Shannon Klingman, GYN, went on Shark Tank with her deodorant for pussies and assholes and the rest is cha-ching.

by Anonymousreply 8August 17, 2022 9:16 PM

Well now I want to try it. Do they sell it as CVS?

Not a shill but bored and now fretting about my ass crack smelling.

by Anonymousreply 9August 17, 2022 9:17 PM

Seems to me that wiping well is probably a simpler solution.

by Anonymousreply 10August 17, 2022 9:19 PM

[quote]Someone at work was talking yesterday about a product they bought on Amazon that stops you from sweating

R2, I think they're referring to something like this at the link. I use this, it does help. I use it under arms, and on the forehead.

This quack is selling "deodorant" which is as effective as spraying rosewater on your asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 17, 2022 9:20 PM

No you can’t get it at CVS.

lumedeodorant.com

by Anonymousreply 12August 17, 2022 9:20 PM

Shannon says her Lume prevents bacteria from growing in your holes.

She’s also selling pussy and asshole wash. In a new commercial a bitch lathers regular soap in her ass then puts her hands up to her nose to smell it. She says it stinks so she then tries Lume hole wash. After she lathers it she smells her hands and is delighted by the lack of ass odor on her fingers.

I’m not kidding guys. This is in a tv commercial.

by Anonymousreply 13August 17, 2022 9:24 PM

[quote]She’s also selling pussy and asshole wash. In a new commercial a bitch lathers regular soap in her ass then puts her hands up to her nose to smell it. She says it stinks so she then tries Lume hole wash. After she lathers it she smells her hands and is delighted by the lack of ass odor on her fingers.

Well, first mistake is smelling your hands after washing your ass.

The second mistake was not following the traditional instructions for most soap products - lather, rinse, repeat. Somehow I very much doubt that using Lume on the first wash would result in much different results, especially since the smell isn't bacteria, but dirty hole from, you know, using your hole for arguably its primary purpose.

by Anonymousreply 14August 17, 2022 9:29 PM

Here is the new Lume hole wash tv commercial where a bitch does the butt suds test ad r13 mentions.

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by Anonymousreply 15August 17, 2022 9:29 PM

R14 watch the commercial for yourself and take issue with Lume. See r15

by Anonymousreply 16August 17, 2022 9:30 PM

I’m sold. Every person on my Xmas shopping list is getting Lume acidified hole wash and deodorant this year.

by Anonymousreply 17August 17, 2022 9:35 PM

Is it an antiperspirant or not?

by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2022 9:37 PM

It’s acidified not an antiperspirant

by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2022 9:38 PM

Lume is revolutionary. Shannon is a doctor and invented the formula herself.

by Anonymousreply 20August 17, 2022 9:39 PM

R13 Hilarious! I can't wait to see that.

by Anonymousreply 21August 17, 2022 9:49 PM

R20: Jeez, Shannon. We get it. Enough already.

by Anonymousreply 22August 17, 2022 9:51 PM

I didn't realize the commercial was at R15! 🤭

by Anonymousreply 23August 17, 2022 9:53 PM

Acidified? So what does that do? I think I would want something that stops the sweat entirely if I’m going to bother rubbibg something in my ass

by Anonymousreply 24August 17, 2022 9:54 PM

R24 try it. You’ll like it as well everyone you have sex with.

by Anonymousreply 25August 17, 2022 10:00 PM

Non-responsive, r25!

by Anonymousreply 26August 17, 2022 10:02 PM

Ok, so it’s revolutionary and I should try it. This is sounding like those copper bracelet infomercials. Why isn’t it in regular stores if it’s so great.

WHAT IS THE MECHANISM OF ACTION, SHILL CUNTS??

by Anonymousreply 27August 17, 2022 10:05 PM

"loomie"?!! not "loo-may"?

by Anonymousreply 28August 17, 2022 10:27 PM

They need to smooth out her skin. So uneven in some of these spots.

by Anonymousreply 29August 17, 2022 10:32 PM

Nobody cares about her complexion when they’re selling pussy and asshole stuff

by Anonymousreply 30August 17, 2022 10:54 PM

My hag texted me a few minutes ago that “it works,” but she didn’t elaborate.

Why are you heifers being so shifty about this?

by Anonymousreply 31August 17, 2022 11:44 PM

Ok, she said she uses it “where her leg meets her body.”

For stink? For Sweat?

It’s like pulling teeth with you cunts!!

by Anonymousreply 32August 17, 2022 11:45 PM

Her pussy stank!

by Anonymousreply 33August 17, 2022 11:45 PM

Honestly, it probably did. She a ho, but she’s amusing.

by Anonymousreply 34August 17, 2022 11:53 PM

I don't understand this at all. Just fucking bathe. And is there a way to let YouTube know that I do not have a stank ass and to please stop offending my delicate sensibilities with these disgusting ads?

by Anonymousreply 35August 18, 2022 12:12 AM

Who is the market for this? The people too lazy to properly scrub their privates? Someone with chronic stds or infections?

by Anonymousreply 36August 18, 2022 12:14 AM

I wish you large markets, r36.

by Anonymousreply 37August 18, 2022 12:16 AM

[quote]Acidified? So what does that do?

Apocrine (as opposed to eccrine) sweat glands produce the smelly type of sweat. The compounds responsible for BO odor are bound to amino acids which prevent them from having an odor until bacteria intervenes.

Then S. hominis come along with C-T lyase, an enzyme that breaks the stinkies away from the amino acids, and that frees them to become BO.

Lume uses mandelic acid to lower the skin’s pH and hinder bacterial growth, allowing the odor-causers to remain bound. But mandelic acid, like cyanide, is derived from bitter almonds and it has a very strange natural odor.

I’ve tried Lume and while the added fragrance masked the mandelic odor right after application, it went away pretty quickly and I started getting hit in the face with a cross between Pine, Play-Doh, and yogurt every time I moved my arms.

Twice now I've smelled it on my patients and it's given me a jolt because I'm always on high alert to uremia and other metabolic odors. Thankfully, it was just their pits. If I ever encounter Lume wafting up from below the waist, I'll take to my fainting couch and never get up again.

by Anonymousreply 38August 18, 2022 12:33 AM

^^It’s targeted to the pussy and interior of the ass!!

by Anonymousreply 39August 18, 2022 12:41 AM

It does what it claims to do.

by Anonymousreply 40August 18, 2022 12:41 AM

I’m gonna buy some and put it on my Boston’s ass. He keeps farting and I can’t take it anymore

by Anonymousreply 41August 18, 2022 12:44 AM

[quote]^^It’s targeted to the pussy and interior of the ass!!

It's not. It can be used anywhere, externally.

[quote]Outrageously Effective Whole-Body Deodorant For More Than Just Armpits

[quote]The Deodorant For Pits & Privates

But while I'm here, let me be anal in this Lume-ass thread and correct myself re: cyanide. Ignore that. No one is toiling away over a vat of bitter almonds to create cyanide.

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by Anonymousreply 42August 18, 2022 12:52 AM

eat almonds?

by Anonymousreply 43August 18, 2022 12:56 AM

Can I use it on my monkeypox sores?

by Anonymousreply 44August 18, 2022 1:01 AM

Is it good for the bad breaths too?

by Anonymousreply 45August 18, 2022 1:04 AM

Ay-yah, r38.

You sound medical, does putting mandelic acid around your hole start to burn after repeated applications?

The odor of the product sounds quite objectionable!

by Anonymousreply 46August 18, 2022 1:07 AM

This is for the Fats, right?

by Anonymousreply 47August 18, 2022 1:41 AM

R46, mandelic acid is one of the mildest alpha-hydroxy acids, but using any AHA day after day after day could be irritating depending on the skin's sensitivity. Steer clear of the hole and concentrate on areas where hair grows.

by Anonymousreply 48August 18, 2022 6:34 AM

Wash your ass.

by Anonymousreply 49August 18, 2022 7:30 AM

What the fuck is this shit?

by Anonymousreply 50August 18, 2022 11:39 AM

R38 all of the tv and online ads promote Lume as all over deodorant. That is what makes this product special AND more desirable than products geared towards just the under arm area,

You can apply Lume to the inside of your ass cheeks. Nobody has inferred applying it inside the rectum.

by Anonymousreply 51August 18, 2022 2:40 PM

Why don't they have an unscented one since I'm sure all of the fragrances are overpowering and cheap

by Anonymousreply 52August 18, 2022 2:48 PM

I think they do have unscented

by Anonymousreply 53August 18, 2022 5:03 PM

I ordered some today (they do have unscented) and when ordering they ask where you heard of them. I put 'datalounge, they talk about the products a lot' in hopes of the advertising here and driving you all nuts.

by Anonymousreply 54August 18, 2022 8:48 PM

^ Be sure to report back your stank results to DL.

by Anonymousreply 55August 18, 2022 8:58 PM

[quote] I put 'datalounge, they talk about the products a lot'

Hahahaha.

I love you, Chick.

by Anonymousreply 56August 18, 2022 9:36 PM

Smear some of it on your nasty taint

by Anonymousreply 57August 18, 2022 9:38 PM

I think they already know about dl seeing the humorless/product specs/scientific posts responding to obvious, to dl, joke posts.

by Anonymousreply 58August 18, 2022 9:44 PM

R57!

Now there’s a tagline!!

by Anonymousreply 59August 18, 2022 9:59 PM

Right on, r54

by Anonymousreply 60August 18, 2022 10:00 PM

Hmmmm, if it’s not an antiperspirant, and Dr. Datalounge upthread says it could burn, this makes me wonder if the moisture in your ass crack plus acid would create a pretty painful experience if used regularly.

I suppose I could look it up, but I don’t feel like it.

by Anonymousreply 61August 18, 2022 10:04 PM

What's the taste and texture like? I might have second thoughts about sticking my tongue in that.

by Anonymousreply 62August 18, 2022 10:12 PM

I hope the ancients who post here will please consider buying Lume.

by Anonymousreply 63August 19, 2022 12:47 AM

Who needs more chemicals in your life?

by Anonymousreply 64August 19, 2022 12:50 AM

^^You do stink-ass!

by Anonymousreply 65August 19, 2022 12:51 AM

Does it work on feets?

by Anonymousreply 66August 19, 2022 12:57 AM

An actual question from an Amazon Customer:

Question: Does it work on belly folds?

by Anonymousreply 67August 19, 2022 12:58 AM

Gunts and cunts!

by Anonymousreply 68August 19, 2022 1:06 AM

Navel?

by Anonymousreply 69August 19, 2022 1:06 AM

I hope the Creatrix is prepared for all the lawsuits about the Ass-Cunt-Perineal Cancer caused by her de-shittifying swamp-ass glop being spread up the hemorrhoid-pits of America's MAGAs.

Meanwhile, we're going to be hit with non-stop ambulance-chasing legal ads. Imagine how grotesque they'll be. "Have you or a loved one suffered malignant gunt-rot as a consequence of using...."

by Anonymousreply 70August 19, 2022 1:07 AM

‘Taint carcinogenic, r70! Probably!

- LUME intern, browsing Grindr for trannies

by Anonymousreply 71August 19, 2022 1:09 AM

Sometimes the area behind my ears and knees gets sweaty, which annoys.

Maybe I will test it out there. Once I take my ambien, online shopping isn’t so tedious.

by Anonymousreply 72August 19, 2022 1:12 AM

I want to try those wipes at r11. Any side effects like rashes, r11?

by Anonymousreply 73August 19, 2022 1:14 AM

Show us exactly where these problems are, R72.

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by Anonymousreply 74August 19, 2022 1:16 AM

Y’all think it will help mah itchy cooter?

by Anonymousreply 75August 19, 2022 1:55 AM

Will it work on my pussy?

by Anonymousreply 76August 19, 2022 3:11 AM

According to the Amazon reviews the "unscented" one is the worst smelling one. Best to buy a scented one to mask the chemical smell.

I personally found this wonderful product called Dial soap, works like a charm. As someone upthread said, Lather, Rinse, REPEAT.

For pits and folds bacteria problems, may I suggest Hibiclens. NOT for genitalia.

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by Anonymousreply 77August 19, 2022 3:29 AM

My sister is an active, LuluLemon yoga/Peloton/yummy mummy and she says this stuff sucks ass.

by Anonymousreply 78August 19, 2022 4:00 AM

@53 The unscented is the type my sister and her “tribe” ordered and all hated it.

by Anonymousreply 79August 19, 2022 4:03 AM

Lume smells like a corpse, but at least you won’t smell like ass!

by Anonymousreply 80August 19, 2022 4:26 AM

I am so sick of how gross ads have become. Especially ads on the internet. Just vulgar. I won't use that company.

by Anonymousreply 81August 19, 2022 4:29 AM

[quote] Lume smells like a corpse, but at least you won’t smell like ass!

Don't people fucking wash. Even if you're out and about, it takes nothing to dip into a bathroom and wash up.

This is like when they used to convince women they needed products for their vagina rather than just washing. All those disgusting women using baby powder instead of washing. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 82August 19, 2022 4:31 AM

Lysol was originally advertised as a vaginal douche. A google search will bring up dozens of ads from the early to mid 20th century showing it as such. And it was an industrial strength product back then compared to what it is now.

by Anonymousreply 83August 19, 2022 4:40 AM

Corpse-type.

by Anonymousreply 84August 19, 2022 7:50 AM

You're not the only one, R81.

by Anonymousreply 85August 19, 2022 8:01 AM

YOU’RE THE VULGARIAN, YOU FUCK!

by Anonymousreply 86August 19, 2022 8:22 AM

I like the Lume commercials! They make me laugh! You ever see the Monkey Butt products? The entire category of these products is fun and funny. They don't take themselves seriously at all. They want us to laugh at their ads and labels!

by Anonymousreply 87August 19, 2022 8:55 AM

I LOVE BRAAAAAAAANDS!!!

by Anonymousreply 88August 19, 2022 8:56 AM

R82, women usually use baby powder after bathing. It's not an either/or thing.

Same for Lume- it's a deodorant, not a substitute for bathing. Do none of you shrieking harridans apply deodorant after you shower?

[quote]And is there a way to let YouTube know that I do not have a stank ass and to please stop offending my delicate sensibilities with these disgusting ads?

Yes- tap the 3 dots on the right side of the ad's byline and tell Google how to target you with even more annoying ads in place of this one.

by Anonymousreply 89August 20, 2022 6:45 AM

There is absolutely no reason for women to use baby powder after bathing. Do you know anything about a female body.

I did use it when young but I realized that it was less hygienic as medical literature shows. Women used to use all kinds of products when they were brainwashed into thinking their natural smell was somehow offensive. If you are clean then you are fine and baby powder does nothing to keep you "clean." In fact it hinders it.

And we are not talking about underarm deodorant.

by Anonymousreply 90August 20, 2022 7:55 AM

[quote]a cross between Pine, Play-Doh, and yogurt

LOL! Yum!

by Anonymousreply 91August 20, 2022 8:47 AM

One thing I don't get is they say it was tested to last 24 hours with zero odor. WTF? People don't piss or shit in a 24 hr period? That will invalidate anything you've slathered on earlier in the day.

by Anonymousreply 92August 20, 2022 9:20 AM

Johnson's Baby Powder always had a warning against using the product internally. Yet now all these fraus and their families are getting millions because Mama was too illiterate to read the instructions. Didn't they realize don't use internally meant don't stick it up your stinking pussy?

by Anonymousreply 93August 20, 2022 9:21 AM

I just like the part where she admits she is not a mathematician, and then says that Lume is "infinitely" better than just bathing. At least she knows what she doesn't know! Can I get an "a lot" more? I'll even go with "exponentially" more.

by Anonymousreply 94August 20, 2022 9:29 AM

"Infinitely" would mean you never had to bathe again or something.

by Anonymousreply 95August 20, 2022 9:30 AM

r82 talc (baby powder) causes ovarian cancer.

by Anonymousreply 96August 20, 2022 12:17 PM

Shit, really, r96??

- Tommy Dorfman

by Anonymousreply 97August 20, 2022 12:21 PM

[quote]There is absolutely no reason for women to use baby powder after bathing. Do you know anything about a female body.

Did I say we should? Yes, bitch, I know about a female body. I merely was replying to the idiocy posted earlier that women are supposedly pouring powder into their undies instead of bathing.

Some women were raised to powder themselves because it supposedly reduces moisture, so there IS a reason to apply it if you believe such things are effective.

by Anonymousreply 98August 20, 2022 7:53 PM

[quote]Didn't they realize don't use internally meant don't stick it up your stinking pussy?

They didn't insert it, moron. It's powdered on their underwear or externally, but powder can migrate up because of the vaginal opening being pressed against it all day.

by Anonymousreply 99August 20, 2022 7:56 PM

Crystal deodorant works just fine on my freshly washed bussy, thanks

by Anonymousreply 100August 20, 2022 8:53 PM

R99 can powder migrate into your loose sphincter?

by Anonymousreply 101August 20, 2022 9:35 PM

Class action lawsuit when found to be carcinogenic in 3.2.1..

Rub these ingredients all over you bits and bobs; Water, Mandelic Acid, Maranta Arundinacea Root Powder, Tapioca Starch, Isoamyl Laurate, Hydroxypropyl Starch Phosphate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Caffeine, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Behenyl Alcohol, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Naturally Derived Fragrance*, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Allantoin, Panthenol, Stearyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Cetearyl Glucoside, Pentylene Glycol, Phenylpropanol, Potassium Hydroxide, Sodium Benzoate, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate.

by Anonymousreply 102August 21, 2022 6:55 PM

Talc isn't carcinogenic. Baby powder used to contain small amounts of asbestos, which it no longer does. Dusting your pussy with asbestos is not a good idea.

by Anonymousreply 103August 21, 2022 10:05 PM

"Who is the market for this?"

A person who showered like 12 hours ago but has an opportunity to get laid right now.

by Anonymousreply 104August 21, 2022 10:19 PM

So, I have been wearing it each day for a few days but today I really put it to the test. Walked a few (rescue) dogs this morning and then set up for a very large transport and a ton of adoptions. Total, 7 hours in the sun and heat, fair amount of sweating of and on - no sweat scent, no stench anywhere. I am a fan

by Anonymousreply 105August 27, 2022 6:36 PM

I’m a Belieber!

by Anonymousreply 106August 27, 2022 6:39 PM

Can I smell your ass?

by Anonymousreply 107August 27, 2022 6:43 PM

I mean, sure but, no hugs.

by Anonymousreply 108August 27, 2022 6:47 PM

I’m a misogynist, but if Rescue Chick endorses it… I’m in!

by Anonymousreply 109August 27, 2022 7:07 PM

How long does it last for Gen Z stinks? They have super radioactive stink from a childhood of McDonald’s and KFC.

by Anonymousreply 110August 27, 2022 7:08 PM

I got the spruce? pine? soap too and it is my favorite of the scents.

by Anonymousreply 111August 27, 2022 7:26 PM

Rub it all around your pussy lips.

Rub it in those ass cheeks

Men rub it all over your taint, balls and ass

by Anonymousreply 112August 27, 2022 7:53 PM

R105, did you really need to tell us that. Ew!

by Anonymousreply 113August 27, 2022 7:56 PM

Why does she make a whooshing sound when she demonstrates?

by Anonymousreply 114August 27, 2022 8:10 PM

I make my own cheap deodorant that’s really effective: baking soda, coconut oil, cornstarch, tea tree oil, and lavender (one could use other oils besides lavender, like sandalwood or bergamot, or even nothing at all).

Once your pits recover from antiperspirant use, you end up not sweating so much. As long as you bathe every day, it really keeps bacteria from multiplying and smelling bad. Baking soda is alkaline; that and the other ingredients help to create an environment that is hostile to bacteria, rather than antiperspirants, which use aluminum salts to block sweat-producing pores. (I suppose one could use both this [italic]and[/italic] antiperspirant.)

I’m not a hippie who’s anti-aluminum or anything - indeed, I’ve tried the super-strong stuff meant for hyperhidrosis, and it didn’t work and was harsh on my skin; I’m just someone who’s super-anxious and always had nervous sweating that antiperspirants did nothing to help. My homemade [italic]alkaline[/italic] stuff works amazingly to neutralise bacteria, though everyone is different. Other compounds with different pH might work better for others, depending on their individual pH and flora.

Baking soda can be harsh on skin, so if it continues to be irritating after a couple of weeks, there are other formulas one can use.

It’s cheap and it’s natural! I’d much rather use something like this that works, made of simple, cheap ingredients that can be bought in bulk, than consume endless plastic tubes of stuff that’s shipped across the continent (though I think coconut oil may be problematic; I prefer to use the fair trade stuff, even though it’s more expensive…)

This is the recipe and proportions I use, anyway. It really works (though it may not taste great on genitals?)!

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by Anonymousreply 115August 27, 2022 9:08 PM

I agree that you have a good recipe r115! Unfortunately, I can't use the baking soda ones, my poor armpits can't handle it.

by Anonymousreply 116August 27, 2022 9:28 PM

If she’s so smart, why didn’t she turn her iPhone to landscape aspect ratio when making her “commercial”? That’s what bothers me even more than the vulgar product. The commercial looks cheap, like someone’s last known photo filmed on a phone.

Just some ugly woman talking into her phone in front of some dirty kitchen blinds does not inspire me to thoughts of “Wow, she must be a GREAT physician!”

by Anonymousreply 117August 27, 2022 9:37 PM

Indeed, baking soda can be really harsh, rescue-chick (R116)! At first it gave me welts and I had to use polysporin with lidocaine on my poor armpits!

It got better eventually, but I’m a bit of a masochist, so I suppose I put up with that agony unnecessarily. I wouldn’t expect others to be as idiotic! 🙃

by Anonymousreply 118August 27, 2022 9:54 PM

Get some Febreze. Spray your underpants with it. Buy the dog/cat formula. It’s stronger.

by Anonymousreply 119August 28, 2022 12:22 AM

I can’t stand stink. Especially when it comes from dirty pussy and rotten ass.

by Anonymousreply 120August 28, 2022 12:28 AM

Oh My God. This thread is an eye roller.

by Anonymousreply 121August 28, 2022 12:30 AM

I just shoved an Airwick "Stick Ups" in my asshole. Smells citrusy fresh like an orange grove.

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by Anonymousreply 122August 28, 2022 12:39 AM

Stick em up stick em up

by Anonymousreply 123August 28, 2022 9:20 PM

Does it work on a formerly penised person who now has a pleasant peanut clit?

by Anonymousreply 124August 29, 2022 6:27 AM

“Pits, under boob, thigh folds, butt crack, feet”

by Anonymousreply 125March 21, 2023 5:14 PM

Ever time I see that bitch on my tv screen I hit mute as fast as I fuckin’ can!

by Anonymousreply 126March 21, 2023 5:24 PM

I recently bought some Lume and it works well. Based on this thread I made sure to avoid the unscented version.

by Anonymousreply 127March 21, 2023 5:31 PM

It works on all ones hole and pits. This is seriously good stuff to use after the gym of if you dont have time to shower

by Anonymousreply 128March 21, 2023 5:40 PM

I have time to shower as I’m not a hog or a sloth

by Anonymousreply 129March 21, 2023 6:08 PM

She’s the worst thing it appears on my tv screen since Trump

by Anonymousreply 130March 21, 2023 6:13 PM

I enjoy applying it to my asshole

by Anonymousreply 131March 21, 2023 9:02 PM

Women have been using deodorant under their boobs to prevent sweating for ages. Never heard of it in between ass cheeks though.

by Anonymousreply 132March 21, 2023 9:05 PM

[quote]Dusting your pussy with asbestos is not a good idea.

It might be useful for fire crotch.

by Anonymousreply 133March 21, 2023 9:23 PM

R132 well now you have. Rush to buy some and apply generously to the inside of your ass cheeks. Watch the video op provided to see the product’s creator, Shannon, a GYN, demonstrate how to apply it to your ass.

by Anonymousreply 134March 21, 2023 9:23 PM

She looks like she smells bad. Greasy and unshowered. These commercials are gross to me.

by Anonymousreply 135March 21, 2023 9:24 PM

DL'ers talking about ladies privates 🙄

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by Anonymousreply 136March 21, 2023 9:25 PM

r134 I've already seen the commercials, thanks. I don't need to see them again. They're abhorrent.

by Anonymousreply 137March 21, 2023 9:26 PM

Putting chemicals on a sensitive area where they could be easily absorbed doesn't seem like such a great idea.

by Anonymousreply 138March 21, 2023 9:37 PM

I’ve tried this and like the gravy scent.

by Anonymousreply 139March 21, 2023 9:47 PM

This cream, I’m telling you…..

by Anonymousreply 140March 22, 2023 1:55 PM

I’ve never blocked a thread before, but I’m about to block this one.

These commercials and this woman gross me the fuck out.

by Anonymousreply 141March 22, 2023 5:00 PM

r138, right? Simple talcum powder on the hoo-ha can give a lady cancer. I constantly wonder what products I use that will later prove to be dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 142March 22, 2023 5:07 PM

I think she is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 143March 22, 2023 8:42 PM

I hate this cunt and literally get enraged when I see her commercial on YouTube. Funny how gay men are considered nasty when frau peddle this stuff.

by Anonymousreply 144March 22, 2023 8:50 PM

I recently saw it for sale in Target.

by Anonymousreply 145March 22, 2023 8:52 PM

Who wants thier farts to smell like margerine?

by Anonymousreply 146March 22, 2023 10:43 PM

[quote]I’ve never blocked a thread before, but I’m about to block this one.

This thread is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 147March 23, 2023 12:30 AM

Like with most things in life, seems overrated.

by Anonymousreply 148March 23, 2023 12:33 AM

I switched my friend Julie Lume with a Superglue dispenser.

I hate my friend Julie.

by Anonymousreply 149March 23, 2023 12:56 AM

[quote] I’ve never blocked a thread before, but I’m about to block this one.

R141 eat my ass without Lume!!

by Anonymousreply 150March 23, 2023 5:18 PM

J&J ovarian cancer lawsuit 2.0

by Anonymousreply 151March 23, 2023 5:20 PM

Lume has what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!

by Anonymousreply 152April 12, 2023 8:06 AM

Ok, I caved and bought the body wash on Amazon. I showered, and didn’t put deodorant on after. I rode my peloton bike. NO ODOR on my armpits or balls. I didn’t even have to use the cream, but I ordered the cream anyway. I don’t think that I would just rely upon the body wash if I’m out around people. I ordered the unscented, and didn’t notice a bad smell. It’s maybe a little bit medicinal, but you wash it off anyway. I use mandelic acid peels on my face, and it makes my skin glow. Good stuff.

by Anonymousreply 153April 13, 2023 1:16 PM

The woman @:13/14 looks familiar. Does anyone recognize her?

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by Anonymousreply 154April 16, 2023 4:00 AM

R154, that’s Tina Turner.

by Anonymousreply 155April 16, 2023 4:04 AM

Bitch, I don't mean the woman in the thumbnail!

by Anonymousreply 156April 16, 2023 4:16 AM

Who has ass cheeks smelly enough that need that?

by Anonymousreply 157April 16, 2023 4:29 AM

What happened to the two twinks selling "carpe"?

by Anonymousreply 158April 16, 2023 5:21 AM

Cunt just ruined my night again with her shitty commercial on my TV

by Anonymousreply 159May 4, 2023 1:54 AM

She should be forced to smell an unhoused persons genitalia

by Anonymousreply 160May 10, 2023 5:26 PM
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