This little dude for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 5, 2023 6:46 PM |
Remember this guy from another thread? Actually, both the one that threw him out of the tree and the little screamer would both fit right in!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 5, 2023 6:46 PM |
Blobfish is a wannabe.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 5, 2023 6:47 PM |
R4, the little one is the definition of MARY!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 5, 2023 6:48 PM |
The Almiqui
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 5, 2023 6:50 PM |
Si & Am from "Lady and the Tramp". They're female, but fit right in here.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 5, 2023 6:56 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 5, 2023 7:14 PM |
R13, and some of those fancy roosters too, like this guy!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 5, 2023 7:21 PM |
Hyenas
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 5, 2023 7:25 PM |
R17, I love hairy cock
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 5, 2023 7:41 PM |
Einstein the Parrot says "Shake your butt!"
I want to go clubbing with him
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 6, 2023 2:27 AM |
Prancer!
[quote]Ok, I’ve tried. I’ve tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound...palatable. The problem is, he’s just not. There’s not a very big market for neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dogs that look like gremlins.
[quote]He’s literally the Chihuahua meme that describes them as being 50% hate and 50% tremble. If you’re intrigued and horrified at how this animal sounds already, just wait....there’s more.
[quote]Prancer came to me obese, wearing a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him. I should have known in that moment this dog would be a problem. He was owned by an elderly woman who treated him like a human and never socialized him. Sprinkle in a little genetic predisposition for being nervous, and you’ve concocted a neurotic mess, AKA Prancer.
[quote]We also mentioned no kids for Prancer. I think at this point, you can imagine why. He’s never been in the presence of a child, but I can already imagine the demonic noises and shaking fury that would erupt from his body if he was. Prancer wants to be your only child.
[quote]If you’ve always wanted your own haunted Victorian child in the body of a small dog that hates men and children, please email njwoof@cs.com. Oh, also he’s only 2yrs old and will probably live to be 21 through pure spite, so take that into account if you’re interested.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 7, 2023 4:06 AM |
A Titmouse
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 7, 2023 4:26 AM |
A Pismire
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 7, 2023 4:26 AM |
Likes to post in the "Eldergays, tell me about..." threads.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 7, 2023 4:34 AM |
R24, I love Prancer! He was adopted by a lesbian
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 8, 2023 7:49 PM |
Seagulls and Dolphins, right? 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 8, 2023 8:53 PM |
OP, I love your little guy. Cutest creature ever.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 8, 2023 10:31 PM |
r4 Cute.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 10, 2023 2:40 AM |
R37, lol! That sounds like the Princess Diana scream
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 10, 2023 9:49 PM |
The alligator snapping turtle is definitely a Datalounger!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 10, 2023 10:00 PM |
[quote]Animals that would be dataloungers.
I suggest the Paul Mescal troll.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 3, 2023 2:17 AM |
Ferrets. If you don't why, don't ask.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 3, 2023 3:28 AM |
Why is you always picking ugly things and things that are weak or low to represent us bitch. Pick strong things for us. Be a mighty ho.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 3, 2023 4:30 AM |
Definitely the blowfish, one rude comment and POOF
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 3, 2023 4:45 AM |
My Dog. She is cute as hell but can be a total bitch. She has never had sex and never caught a squirrel. And she is 7 and looks like 3 (she thinks).
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 29, 2023 6:51 AM |
The Rosy Maple Moth!
Just look at her, voguing like its 1999.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 30, 2023 10:56 AM |
Mr.Marbles, "Chewy's" heir extraordinaire.
"You got a train set, Tod!"
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 29, 2023 5:19 PM |
^ All of the delightful Chewy.com commercial animal actors. What a great ad campaign!
"Vahhhz!"
"What flea bit him?"
"Now pet me. That's enough; you're literally annoying."
"The peanut butter box is here."
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 29, 2023 5:26 PM |
The Shoebill Stork seems to fit the bill.
Pun intended.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 29, 2023 5:49 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 29, 2023 6:36 PM |
Datalounge can't resist a 21-year-old chicken
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 16, 2023 6:39 PM |
I’m the supermodel of the horse world. My name is Ypir. I am an Akhal-Teke. Bow to me.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 16, 2023 7:30 PM |
R69- Beautiful!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 18, 2023 3:39 PM |