What's the Gayest Dinosaur?

Struthiomimus. Its hip joint gave it a dainty, bird-like trot, and its weak little wrists were always fluttering downward. No one really knows what it did with itself all day, but they suspect it was more of a scavenger or a hanger-on than a predator or a social animal. It hung around more productive animals and ate their scraps, eggs, and leftovers, and always managed to get by somehow.

Also, it didn't have any teeth, so it probably gave good suck-jobs.

OP the correct answer is Lickolotapus, the lesbian dinosaur.

Barney, of course!

The straightest dinosaur was the Nigersaurus, or "Lawnmower Dinosaur".

Its wide flat herbivorous jawline was meant for clipping grass down to a short and even perfect lawn, it was the suburban dad of the dinosaur world.

^ Bad plastic surgery and too many fillers

Dino

Well it's definitely not me, fellas!

these guys

"Useless headpiece," OP?

It was fabulously colored and changed in hue depending on mood and arousal.

Just like my nephew, who goes from ivorine pale to angry crimson with the flick on a tongue tip.

The t rex. Always with the jazz hands.

Dinah.

T. Rex's tiny hands and heavy tail (too ungainly to lift for the "tussy") made him a total reject in the Gay Dinosaur world.

I think I picked him up at the Monster back in the Stone Age.