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All right, who here has a bidet? Is it worth it?
Because let's face it, this is a particularly critical issue for a lot of gay guys. I hear straight people raving about bidets all the time, but they can't tell me the whole story.
Bidets can't replace douching, right? Just how effective are they?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 5, 2023 6:42 AM |
Worth every penny.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 5, 2023 4:29 AM |
Worth every penny. Anything else seems savage.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 5, 2023 4:33 AM |
I’ve had family, friends and visitors use the toilet seat bidet in my home.
Without fail, every one ends up purchasing one after.
Toilet paper is archaic and vile. It makes zero sense once one uses a bidet.
Snaring feces is not clean, sanitary or civilized.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 5, 2023 4:45 AM |
Do you want your manhole to feel fresher than you ever could have imagined? A bidet is goddamn miracle. Get one.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 5, 2023 4:55 AM |
Oh no lord Jesus, it’s a BID-JET!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 5, 2023 5:02 AM |
I would only want one if it was just for my own use. Once uncle Fester was in there, I'd never, ever use it again. Also why I'd never own a hot tub or pool.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 5, 2023 5:04 AM |
Gaye Bidet is my drag name.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 5, 2023 5:06 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 5, 2023 5:07 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 5, 2023 5:07 AM |
Also, spraying anything other than man juice where the sun don't shine seems like a bad idea. You can't even see back there.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 5, 2023 5:08 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 5, 2023 5:09 AM |
The stranger before you with tapeworms just used the same nozzle. Hmmm?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 5, 2023 5:10 AM |
Just assume the filthy whore before douched with the thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 5, 2023 5:12 AM |
🎶🎶 Gays & Bidets ......
Has kind of a musical note, and it rhymes.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 5, 2023 5:15 AM |
I didn't know we had a Bidet Troll (at R2/R3/R4). Anyway those old threads are mostly just generic "I love my bidet" comments like any straight person might make. I was specifically looking for comments from bottom gays who want to be pristine for a Big Date. But some of those people seem to think they're effective.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 5, 2023 5:20 AM |
I remember in the 1990s when TV Guide interviewed Star Jones and revealed she had a gold-plated bidet put into her Manhattan condo
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 5, 2023 5:23 AM |
OP, I don't have one but my partner has been saying that he wants one. He's very particular about his anal hygiene even though he's almost always the top (he does like getting rimmed, though). I'm not sure how much it would be particularly useful for a bottom, come to think of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 5, 2023 5:25 AM |
Wet your fresh tp with sink water as you wipe. No infections, no fractures and no additional throne to scrub.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 5, 2023 5:34 AM |
∆∆∆∆∆Only trash uses stale tp!, ∆∆∆∆∆
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 5, 2023 6:19 AM |
OP, a bidet can keep the patio door of your mancave rim-ready, but no real power bottom is gonna assume that's effective at fully clearing the walls inside. If you go spontaneous, you take your chances. A bidet is great for keeping your hole kissing fresh though...the new Dazzle Dent way....
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 5, 2023 6:40 AM |
This is disgusting
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 5, 2023 6:41 AM |
Didn't they use to sell showers with a plumbed in douche nozzel/bidet?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 5, 2023 6:42 AM |
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