Stories of Celebs who are Miserable Nasty Fucking Cunts, Part 2

Part 1

OP

There was a friend of a friend who was a flight attendant, he asked OP, "Troll, would you like a drink?" He turned at him with a sour face and said, "You KNOW who I am, and no, I don't want a fucking drink!"

R2 R3 is a PR shill who was all over the other thread too. Get a life, loser.

I used to be a bartender at a hotel, and OP came in with a methed out twink escort late one night after an event. He ordered a drink for himself and a house red for OP, so I turned to him and asked if he preferred cab or merlot. He gave me the DIRTIEST look, like, how dare I address him directly, and flounced off to a table without answering. The guy said, 'Just give him red, whatever...' and didn't leave a tip (they ordered four rounds, and no tip each time). They also complained that someone else came in and sat at a table near them and tried to get me to make them move. The other guests didn’t even try to approach him or anything — he was just mad that they dared to sit at a neighboring table.

I sat next to OP at the STD clinic waiting room, he had the soiled seat, was wearing a baseball hat and sunglasses. He turned to me and said, "I know you know who I am, but I am really trying to get some rest on this so nice to meet you but please don't bother me." I smiled politely and went back to my book.

Cindy Adams used to inhabit a restaurant in midtown with her dying husband Joey Faye. Joey would regularly shit his pants while at the table and Cindy would have her lackey take him to the Men's Room to clean him up and change his pants. which she kept handy in a shopping bag.

Wow, i blocked R2 and 4 posts have disappeared. What a weirdo.

OP saw something nasty in the woodshed!

Wow, what an amazing person you are!

OP has anger issues. As well as a few others.

Obviously a celeb or more likely one of their loser sycophants got pissed over the last thread

[quote]I feel like 'bing,' elbow in my side, I'm like, 'What's going on?' And they push me to the other side."

It's awful to be shoved on stage.

R8-I just did, too. Sweet relief.

I saw OP at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by spreading his legs and taking a dump on the floor.

R15 get help, you psychotic, prolapsed, old queen

Well this thread is off to a great start.

Still hoping for life in this thread of the bitchy celeb variety.

Are my expectations unreasonable?

Did Muriel delete that cunt? Lol

I would have splashed a drink on that cunt's face and told her, Here, have it later then, you cunt!

A friend of some friends of mine (and of whom I myself am, shall we say, less than fond) once laughingly related the story of having Julia Roberts ejected from a university theater after she pulled the "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?" schtick. This would have been around the time The Pelican Brief was at the cinemas.

Christian Bale, James Cameron, Tobey Maquire.

Wasn't Julia Roberts a nasty cunt at her half-sister's funeral? Made disparaging remarks about the deceased in her eulogy and I believe she was not even invited to give a eulogy but stood up and gave one anyway. She has also repeatedly said she makes no apologies for the A Low Vera tee shirt and "stands by" her decision to wear it.

Julia Roberts is the cuntiest cunt to ever cunt. Nasty and not even as talented as the bitch believes she is. Now her nepo niece is cunty light (learning from her aunt on being a rude entitled FUG) yet Eric is a cool down to earth and WAY MORE TALENTED actor to work with. Reece Witherspoon comes in 2nd in the “don’t you know who I am” level of cunt. She’s a southern privileged white bred bitch. That chin could substitute for the slope where GOOP skied into the little people. She’s just yuck.

Paul Young made a huge fuss at the ticket counter of one of the first flights I ever took (Chicago to NYC)

I didn't realize it was him until someone told me.

However, dude was seriously packing. Still a cunt tho

The singer? @R25

Nathan Lane for a time was the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted. I had heard all the tales of his mercurialness ahead of my meeting him but man, did he disappoint. Just sour and ungrateful. And this was AFTER I was introduced to him backstage by one of his own colleagues.

I hear he's mellowed over the years, and maybe (hopefully!) even found happiness with his husband. But man, don't ever meet your heroes.

r26 yes

That fat unwashed dyke from Orange Is The New Black, Lea Delaria. She was booked, promoted and paid to MC for a Pride parade back when that show was still relevant and never showed up.

Her agent responded that she was "sick" and needed to save her voice for a role. In reality she was on Instagram the next day at Chicago Pride as their MC because she wanted to "get more pussy sorry not sorry". Never watched that trash again.

The office I worked in years ago (midtown Manhattan )had a regular messenger drop off stuff with us every week. He was an older guy, nice but kind of strange, a little dim. He said he had dropped off packages with many high ranking companies and clients over the years; the one he HATED was Lauren Bacall. Why? He knocked on the door of her apartment to deliver something he was told to deliver to her directly (I guess it was at the Dakota but it’s a long time ago so I honestly don’t remember if he said or not.)

Bacall opened the door herself and screamed curses at him for not going through the service entrance where they took deliveries for the tenants. At the time I thought “what a bitch” but thinking about it now it must’ve freaked her out to have a stranger knocking on her door like that. She could’ve been nicer but I GET it.

That story doesn't hold much water, R30 (not blaming you, just saying). The Dakota has a phalanx of doormen that would never just let a stranger up without informing the tenant first. And Bacall would have likely screamed at the doorman to have the messenger go to the service entrance. In any case, he would never have been able to get up there without her knowing he was on his way first.

And it would have been the Dakota, as Bacall moved there in the early 60s, after she married Jason Robards.

I don't know - her reaction suggests that it would have been a very unusual event so maybe he did somehow get past all those doormen.

R30 here, I trust that he was telling the truth about meeting Bacall but I haven’t seen him in years to get more details.

Someone mentioned Christina Aguilera in the first thread so I'll add a secondhand story. Years ago when the Virgin Megastore on Sunset was still around I was checking out one night and talking to the cashier. He told me how Aguilera had been in earlier with a basket full of CDs and DVDs and wanted them to be comped. She pulled the 'don't you know who I am?' card but they weren't impressed.

Julia Roberts seems like a truly hateful, awful, mean person. I don't understand why she doesn't get more criticism. Most of the female celebrities people regularly bash just seem self centred and annoying, but Julia seems like a genuinely terrible human being. I've seen videos of her talking to paps and she's just unbelievably rude, patronizing and mean.

Julia Roberts is still making money for herself and others. She's also friends with Clooney and some other powerful people. She's also stayed married to the same man for a long time. It's sexist, but married women just do get treated better in many situations.

She will have her time of reckoning, though, I think. IMO, she will overplay her hand and people will turn on her.

If it hasn’t happened by now, it ain’t happening, r36.

I knew someone who had worked with Elizabeth Montgomery on a TV movie in the 70s or 80s. It was filmed in Nebraska, and she was a "very whiny bitch" to everyone on set because her boyfriend wasn't there. When he came towards the end of filming (after she begged him in nearly every phone call), she calmed down a bit, but was still unpleasant. They did say she was very passionate about hiring and helping disabled people, though, which surprised them.

I am so shocked that OP has been red tagged.

R39 When you get admitted to kindergarten later so you can play sports with a more developed body and best out the others physically? How can you tell?

•beat

A friend of mine, blah, blah, blah . . . . . .

😏 Of course we find you incredibly believable, OP

[quote]Cindy Adams used to inhabit a restaurant in midtown with her dying husband Joey Faye. Joey would regularly shit his pants while at the table and Cindy would have her lackey take him to the Men's Room to clean him up and change his pants. which she kept handy in a shopping bag.

I love the idea of Cindy Adams trotting around New York with extra pants for Joey.

I just want to know which high end department store shopping bag she used? I’m thinking Lord & Taylor or Bergdorf Goodman?

[Quote] Someone mentioned Christina Aguilera in the first thread so I'll add a secondhand story. Years ago when the Virgin Megastore on Sunset was still around I was checking out one night and talking to the cashier. He told me how Aguilera had been in earlier with a basket full of CDs and DVDs and wanted them to be comped. She pulled the 'don't you know who I am?' card but they weren't impressed.

I just read she's now the co-founder of a lube brand called Playground.

Clay Aiken during his political phase. Bloated cunt went out of his way to "don't you know who I am" at an amusement park when he didn't get free entry. Made a big stink about being a local celebrity bringing attention to the Carolinas yawn.

I'm a housekeeper at an extended stay hotel where OP was staying, and every morning when I came into his room to clean, there was doo doo feces all over the curtains and lampshades.

Most of the cunts in the industry are the B-D listers that think they've made it to stardom because they got one role that a couple fraus recognize them from. None of the big names will be interacting regularly with us common folk.

Far too many 'character actor' types are rotten to the core behind the scenes.

Given the history of the Dakota I can definitely understand a celebrity freaking out over a stranger walking in from the street and knocking on their door unsupervised.

Which is why it wouldn't happen.

R48 so most CW/Lifetime actors....😄

R47, is that different from regular doo doo or regular feces?

Cunt bump for more cunt antics!

Julia Roberts seems the type that thinks she deserves a second Oscar. Even if it's for a shit performance.

And I'm not so sure she's not a terrible human being but she just seems like a regular stuck up bitch to me.

R35 you are describing "America's Sweetheart" and the majority of very woman in America over 40's favorite actress. But you are not necessarily wrong.

[quote] I just read she's now the co-founder of a lube brand called Playground.

This is becoming quite common. Apparently there are firms who specialize in getting entrepreneurs hooked up with wealthy celebrities to fund their projects. Like mini venture capitalists. (Or not so mini…) Scarlett Johansson was just hawking her skin care line that she “co-founded”. Soooo many celebs getting into the branding game. Instead of being a spokesperson for a brand, they’re owning the brand and making more money, I guess. Unless it fails.

R57 ScarJo waited too long to join the skincare game, same with JLow. But at least Xtina is doing something different.

Many of the out and proud industry gays that have made their way to the top (mainly producers, directors, writers) aren't worth a damn. They will throw their own under the bus to get a leg up. And that doesn't even scratch the surface of the predators and rapists that have ruined the careers of anyone who speaks out about them to friends. Ryan Murphy, anyone?

More please. Fuck the fucker who fucked up the start of part 2. Let's just move on, or I am happy to start a new thread. These stories make my dark heart happy.

I don't care if it is Monday tomorrow, I need mah stories!

[Quote] And that doesn't even scratch the surface of the predators and rapists that have ruined the careers of anyone who speaks out about them to friends. Ryan Murphy, anyone?

Are you saying what i think you're saying?

A friend of some friends of mine (and of whom I myself am, shall we say, less than fond) once laughingly related the story of having OP ejected from this site after he pulled the "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?" schtick. This would have been around the time when Poo Shoes was on The Data Lounge

R63 you are describing "Datalounge's Asshole" and the majority of every troll in America over 40. But you are not necessarily wrong.

OP during his political phase. Bloated cunt went out of his way to "don't you know who I am" at back alley when he didn't get entered by homeless drunks. Made a big stink about being a local celebrity bringing attention to his butthole.

OP seems like a truly hateful, awful, mean person. I don't understand why he doesn't get more criticism. Most of the male trolls people regularly bash just seem self centered and annoying, but OP seems like a genuinely terrible human being. I've seen videos of him taking gerbils up his ass and he's just unbelievably rude, patronizing and mean.

Someone mentioned OP in the first thread so I'll add a secondhand story. Years ago when the STD Clinic on Sunset was still around I was checking out one night and talking to the nurse. He told me how OP had been in earlier with a basket full of STDs and Herpes and wanted them to be spread around even more than usual. He pulled the 'don't you know who I am?' card but they weren't impressed.

That fat unwashed OP from Datalounge Is An Old Hack. He was booked, promoted and paid to MC for a Whore Awareness parade back when that he was still relatively STD free and never showed up.

His nurse responded that he was "sick" and needed to save his voice for a rant. In reality he was on Instagram the next day because he wanted to "get more homeless dick sorry not sorry". Never read that trash again.

I knew someone who had posted with OP on a thread. It was on The Data Lounge, and he was a "very whiny bitch" to everyone on the site because his boyfriend was imaginary. When he came towards the end of his trolling fit (after he trolled him in nearly every thread), he calmed down a bit, but was still unpleasant. They did say he was very passionate about getting fucked by disabled people, though, which surprised them.

Topic Drift Alert

Can we get back to the cunty celebs - you know, people that actually matter?

Oh there are plenty of cunts right here.

Perhaps we should start a new thread for this and actually talk about celebs? The first thread was genuinely interesting and funny. This one has been ruined.

I was starring in one of the top Broadway musicals of the time, and guess who was sitting front row center? OP and some methed out twink. Neither of them applauded after any number and pretty much looked bored throughout the first act. They did not even return to their seats after intermission. Cretins.

Well. This thread was abysmal.

In that case, this is secondhand, but a friend was in NYC around the time that But I’m A Cheerleader had come out in the late 90s or 2000 and saw Natasha Lyonne and Clea Duvall in a clothing store in Manhattan. Said they stormed in the store and acted entitled and self-important like they were hot shit. That’s all I got.

[quote]Cindy Adams used to inhabit a restaurant in midtown with her dying husband Joey Faye.

Cindy Adams husband was not a man named Joey Faye, it was Joey ADAMS.

I ounce saw them at 57th Street art gallery event, Cindy looked like she was dragging around the dead character from 'Weekend at Bernies'. Joey looked like a rag doll, he could barely stand up, yet, Cindy thought it was important to show up everywhere.

Cindy is mentally ill and a real bitch.

R77-Doesn't matter. All three have been dead for years.

A guy walked through the front door of the White House with a knife, I think somebody can get into the Dakota, R50.