Oscars - Official 95th Annual Academy Awards Part 2!

Harry Shum Jr. looks YUM. Who would’ve thought Asian #2 from Glee, who never got lines or plot, would be the one w/ a thriving career and at the Oscars

How many ancient movie clips am I expected to watch?

Here is the link to Part 1

Oh yeah, we want to see ALL the categories, right? Right?

haven't seen the whale movie.

these makeup and hair people have very bad hair

Makeup dude looks like Christian Bale’s son.

I thought that was Brendan without makeup all along

Is Brendan going to win?

They played the Asian woman off, lol

Why is Jennifer Connelly crying?

Morgan freeman looks odd

Actresses are nut jobs, they cry for no reason

Margot Robbie looks like she's had work done on her face. Looks off.

Margot Robbie is usually gorgeous but not here. Boring dress and hairdo.

Can't believe they just rewarded a fatsuit.

The Whale guy was cute.

R11 She has to go home and fuck the albino.

Why Was Jennifer crying?

They should get rid of the bs speeches/presentations. Give us the nominees and move on

Box office poison Margot

Wtf happened?

The Anonymous voters in EW and Hollywood Reporter seemed repulsed by the Whale so don’t really see a lot of support for Fraser. But I guess we’ll see.

A totally digital fat suit.

Aww, my Superman 😢😢

I think the screen with pics is interesting... but anti-glamour. The whole thing looks off like a TV show... but not a glam special event.

Oh, fuck, now a Warner Bros infomercial!

[quote] Morgan freeman looks odd

I didn't recognize him at first without hair.

The Whale winning here does make me think Brendan Fraser is winning r19.

Have there even been any skits? This is flying by.

Looking forward to the In Memoriam segment.

Austin said he brought his best friend, who is also his agent, as his guest instead of a date because “he deserves it.”

That handful of random anonymous voters are never indicative of anything r22

R28 Same. I was like who the fuck is that?

R28, Wasn’t he screwing his granddaughter?

I watched the whole Grammy's show and thought it was the best front-to-back awards show in a long time. Thinking maybe that would continue, but this had been pretty bad. But, I'm not hate watching, just watching, and I haven't left.

how did the whale win that

The Warner Brothers segment...where the fuck was Bette???

Margot is a beautiful woman. Why do that to her face???

At least The Disney infomercial had a trailer

Is Morgan Freeman still married to this granddaughter??

So far this has been boring

I wonder if WB had to pay Disney a promotional fee?

Yeah! Murders!

Miles Teller looks like a hemorrhoid

I thought Maggot Robbie would introduce babylon

R43 Probably. Maybe since it's Oscars night they gave them a break.

I wish that thing attacked Jimmy on stage

R35 . . .

I hope the donkey takes a shit on the stage!

Banshees, a cruel movie.

The Whale shouldn't win any awards since its creators overlooked the chance to cross-reference The Simpsons by having Brendan Frasier's character say "I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

I can’t believe Jennifer Connelly showed her face after her husband’s uncovered texts.

Why did the WB pice of whatever include MGM movies?

The SAG In Memorandum made me weep like a baby, R31. Kinda took me by surprise. We lost many greats in 2022

They were promoting 100 years of WB.

Why is Julia Louis Dreyfuss there?

I love JLD but she’s not a movie star.

If you're going to showcase an Irish ass on stage tonight, make it Paul Mescal's

I hate that WB takes credit for MGM movies like Singin’ in the Rain. Ted Turner just bought the MGM catalog.

Aww I love Colin's ass.

Jennie!!!

Has Angela won an Emmy yet for “9-1-1” at all? If no, she’ll win an Emmy next year.

Morgan Freeman will never get cancelled for fucking his step-granddaughter.

Paul Dano has no chin.

Paula Dano looks like a lesbian

Julia Louis Dreyfus has had great work done on her face

I thought donkeys were all male. Isn't she a mule?

Did Zoe Kazan pick out Paul Dano's hideous tux?

Those cunts from The Whale really annoyed me. So fucking dramatic. Get your stankin asses on the stage and accept your makeup award already.

Julia has done movies.

JLD looks vaguely like Molly Shannon here.

Black Panther win !

Why is that cunt Julia Louis-Dreyfus there?

Rith Carter’s win was a foregone conclusion.

Both Paul Dano and Julia look fat.

Dano just looks like a thumb. How such an ordinary-looking actor can make it these days is beyond me.

That’s cool. The outfits were amazing.

Angela is still there.

R65 Actually looks like he has a couple of them...

Wow, a repeat for Ruth Carter. Good for her, whatever else about the movie, the costumes were fantasic.

The other make-up artists might have been allowed to say something if they didn’t take so damn long to get to the stage..

Angela looks absolutely radiant. Auntie I love you too.

[quote] Did Zoe Kazan pick out Paul Dano's hideous tux?

No Elia Kazan did...from the grave.

That's a tough color to pull off, but Ruth Carter looks really good.

I'd laugh if she trolled Angela - "I got mine, girl. Too bad for you."

The costuming for Black Panther is imaginative and great.

I'm surprised Jaimie Lee Curtis hasn't run up on the stage to steal the award from the black costume design lady. Wouldn't be her first theft of the night.

Did she do Cruella??

Nothing is guaranteed but Fraser should feel cautiously optimistic.

Security tackled Angela in the parking lot and made her come back.

Stunning!

[quote] Auntie I love you too.

What does that mean? Is it from a movie?

Now Gen Z’s whose history searches don’t go back further than their past day’s latest new Instagram posts, will assume that WB made all those interspersed MGM-made classic film segments. 😡

The Indian chick is beautiful as is her dress.

I do confess to being a bit miffed that those beautiful dresses from Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris didn't win.

Is Jonathan Majors anything special? I don’t see it. It’s like how I felt about Chadwick Bozeman. Cookie cutter looks, nothing distinctive.

I can’t tell if r86 is a black troll or white provocateur troll.

I would love to see Angela walk out of the theater and not come back.

That would be the "Will Smith moment" of this year's Oscars.

The cherry on top would be Angela shouting out her window, "Fuck you, muthafuckas!!"

Gen Z aren't even watching, R92.

What is this shit? ..switching to Tennis

Wait, Slumdog Millionaire wasn't an Indian production?

r86 Is #OscarsSoJLC going to be 2023s #OscarsSoWhite?

R91 Michael B. Jordan and his Creed costar have her a shoutout when they hit the stage to talk about cinematography history in film.

Jonathan Majors is a talented performer r95. He has something.

Ruth Carter just wrote the book how to give a meaningful, concise acceptance speech, which includes a shout out to a specific identity - but not getting carried away.

[quote] Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris

I forgot they remade this. Completely missed it when it came out.

I like it

God no, not bollywood

Sigourney Weaver better go sit and hug Angela she knows what it is to lose the Oscar in a humiliating fashion

[quote] What is this shit? ..switching to Tennis

Medvedev team or Ivashka team?

R51, Not to mention the grotesque major plot device.

Bollywood knows how to deliver.

Ughhh—now this’ll be every wedding ceremony’s groomsmen’s dance for the next 10 years.

Am I the only one craving butter chicken?

Finally a good musical number!!

R107 I hate Bollywood too. I know I’m a cunt.

Are they going to lift the fat dancer?

"Get. Jamie Lee Curtis' name. Out. Ya fuckin'. Mouth!"

All the jumping around deflects on how terrible the song is.

[quote]Wait, Slumdog Millionaire wasn't an Indian production?

LOL!

I see white dancers -- POCs can't have anything!

r95 Super talented, but a bit too in his head, as seen from his red carpet antics.

This might be hot if they were all freeballing.

R109 Medvedev!

[quote]God no, not bollywood

It’s a helluva lot better than that David Byrne atrocity.

[quote]I forgot they remade this. Completely missed it when it came out.

It's worth a watch. While I don't think she should have one, I was surprised Leslie Manville was so ignored for awards.

Jessica Chastain has a mask on?

Much better than the trainwreck earlier

Now THIS is how you do a nominated song.

Finally, something that was actually rehearsed.

Bollywood for the win.

Fun. But would have been hotter with just men. All the women did was swish their skirts around.

The choreography reminded me of Irish clog dancing and Greek line dancing.

R97, Eddie Murphy left after losing BSA for “Dreamgirls”.

Somewhere, Debbie Allen is gripping her Scotch glass and fuming.

Can you trolls go away. Not that u guys don’t have a right to post and are sometimes amusing but you eat up the comments on these high traffic threads.

Just create your own troll threads and pretend to be any identity you like.

[quote]I see white dancers -- POCs can't have anything!

There are white people in the movie and they dance too.

[quote] Ruth Carter just wrote the book how to give a meaningful, concise acceptance speech, which includes a shout out to a specific identity - but not getting carried away.

This

I wonder why they've decided to include every category again during the live ceremony. It makes more people tune out.

he had a date with a tranny.

R88, Yeah, for sitting umpteen hours in a chair, first for hair and makeup, then for filming.

And the Sedentary Oscar goes to .....

r132 And how's his career been since?

too bad glenn couldn't make it. She knows what it is like to lose

R131 The dancing reminded me of ... 70 years of Bollywood movies/dancing.

R126 She wore a mask at the Golden Globes while seated in the audience.

R132 I know, he was livid. He had been winning all season, 😆.

r140 actually his career is fine. He chose to stop after that and recently came back

The dancers leaving the stage made me think of this:

[quote] AB, from the valet stand outside

Austin Butler left?

I heard that G's therapist had to work overtime after her last Oscar loss.

Please stop. He took his step granddaughter as a date to an awards show to get her an opportunity to shine. We call this a nepobaby these days. She was an aspiring actor, well educated, who was brutally murdered by her boyfriend in a public domestic dispute.

Andie MacDowell has her beautiful daughter as a "date", please stop.

Chastain is in a Broadway play. Sure she has the mask on to protect the others in the play.

Wow, there was a fattie in that number.

Please just show us the In Memoriam already, I am HUNGRY for it.

I'm about to head home. I hope I can stream on my phone between here and Queens.

I shall see you bitches on the other side.

These Rolex commercials are...a lot.

I was raped at the Oscars by a fattie.

r145 Came back with what, bitch? He ain't doing anything.

[quote]Can you trolls go away. Not that u guys don’t have a right to post and are sometimes amusing but you eat up the comments on these high traffic threads.

STATE THOSE BOUNDARIES r134!

R148 Oh M. fuck off. You know how Bill Clinton was the first black president while I’m the OG black actress.

I'm sorry, Eva Longoria?

R 152 - Anne Heche

R148 I think you mean her second to last Oscar loss!

Eva’s boobs are crooked.

Help me, where is that silver outfit from?

Ten Commandments??

Janet Yang isn't fucking around.

Lopsided Eva Langoria boobs.

Her tittays are lopsided.

Too little, too late, r154!

[QUOTTE]I wonder why they've decided to include every category again during the live ceremony. It makes more people tune out.

Maybe, but it also keeps those useless skits to a minimum.

Just because Warner Bros. controls the MGM catalog now, does not mean that they should include MGM clips in their Warner Bros. montage.

Longoria's boobs are lopsided.

The lead Naatu Naatu guy in the blue shirt has a nice butt.

Godspeed, R153. Love you, be safe.

Eva Longoria is probably there to suck up to Oscar voters in hopes that someday one of those upcoming crap movies she is directing will get a nomination. She's such a phony dumb ass.

Eva looks bad in that dress

Why is Eva Longaria there?

Btw interesting fact about Eva her family lineage is one of the oldest in America

[quote] Auntie I love you too. What does that mean? Is it from a movie?

Apparently Angela Bassett is needy and must have constant reassurance, unlike the other three actresses who lost tonight.

This broad is stoned for the gods.

This Oscars feels a CHATTY for me...

Eva looks like cheap Vegas trash.

Enough of this cape fashion craze; next year, caftans!

[quote]wonder why they've decided to include every category again during the live ceremony. It makes more people tune out.

Because actual Academy members complained.

R166, you tried

What a vulgar dress Hayek has on.

R152, Hopefully, Lenny Kravitz’s pants will split open and expose his penis during the In Memoriam segment, like they did on stage a couple of years ago.

Is Salma a smoker?

Eva probably wishes she had Salma Hayek or Jennifer Lopez's careers. I recall some gossip that JLO and Eva hate each other.

Damn, Salma looks amazing.

Penelope Cruz still can't speak understandable English. Just let Banderas talk.

banderas is not recognizable. geez

Close

R192, I LOL'd!

imagine the scene that would be

salma smokes cigars.

Why is Cara De lavingne there?

Those tits looks grotesque, I'm sorry.

Antonio’s had some work done. Looks good.

Is it now Latino time for this show?

Ah-hen-TEEN-ah

has good publicist

R174 Nah I think they was just being real in the moment. I don’t even think it was pre planned. It wasn’t a slight against the other actresses. Angela is considered a veteran black actress, critically lauded for decades. Many consider her lost in What’s Love a snub. She may very chances left in her career to be nominated. Who knows.

And I say this very happy that JLC won.

Several attendees choose to wear silver and look washed out in it.

AQOTWF was another foregone conclusion. I’ve read that “EO” should have won.

If AQOTWF wasn't in this then The Quiet Girl would have won.

It would've been shocking if the Best Picture nom didn't win Best International film

Penelope has PTSD from dating Tammy.

R182, come sit next to me🤣

[quote] I'm about to head home. I hope I can stream on my phone between here and Queens.

You DO that.

The guy in the sparkly coat is flaming.

R186??????

[quote]Penelope Cruz still can't speak understandable English. Just let Banderas talk.

That was Salma Hayek

Who's t he cute blond guy in the background? All black. Second from right.

EO was art. Should have won.

but Close lost, a fab gay movie

Silver, blah.

Remember that time Courtney Love said Edward Norton would never marry Salma because "he can't understand most of what she says"?

A few cute guys on the stage now

r191 because she was in the movie that Diane Warren got nominated for tonight. She presented

Okay, bring out the dancers!

#tittayssolumpy

The German actor with the mustache standing behind the director was the only hot guy in the cast.

[quote] Penelope Cruz still can't speak understandable English. Just let Banderas talk.

Wrong spic!

The Solid Gold dancers?

The Quiet Girl ripped my heart out. I cried the whole movie!

Daniel better start the lip injections for his Lagerfeld role yesterday.

[quote] Penelope Cruz still can't speak understandable English.

American!

My only hope thus far is that all the Presenter's swag bags contain a samurai sword and the after parties are an absolute bloodbath.

She's married to a billionaire she doesn't have to speak at all

r218 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Seriously

When is Rihanna coming on?

AND WHY IS SHE DOING COSMETIC COMMERCIALS FOR EVER:??????

Please explain to me why MRS. LVHM always always always is dressed badly. The daughter has improved her looks.

R191 Oh I see. I had walked away for a minute.

[quote]That was Salma Hayek

Xenophobia don’t do details!

Menopause hit Salma hard like it hit Lucille Ball.

No that’s was Brandy. I’m saying that poster keeps calling Selma Hayek Penelope Cruz.

^ GOOD ONE

Eva, Antonio, Salma?

Oscars so adjacent!

Has The Fablemans even won anything yet?

The body and face are well preserved. The dress sense also remains astoundingly bad. R231

Why not Melanie with Antonio? Is she working??

didnt pedro cum out?

Elizabeth really should get her ears pinned.

[quote] Wrong spic!

Pedro? Another one?

Wtf is up with Olsen's voice?

The Fablemans will win Best Picture. Because Steven is a Hollywood darling.

Pedro is yummy.

Pedro is gross

Pedro should've worn a skirt, he looks boring.

What pretty outfits.

Whomever wanted the elephant movie to win, you got your wish.

I like the way she says “filim.”

Wow, the Oscars thread is dead

My grandma owns that high-collared white blouse he's wearing.

Pedro needs to ditch those glasses.

No, r242; Best Director. Best Picture is a lock for EEAAO.

That other woman didn't want to leave the stage

I had never heard Pedro speak before.

Damn, they cut that bitch off.

my year of dicks ?

# oscarsoboring

Spielberg's movie is about himself, total narcissist.

My ear of dicks ?

r249 Primetime killed this site dead.

It’s ALBERT EINSTEIN!

Cue the internet isolating Pedro saying "My Year of Dicks"

Terrible suits.

Why are TV types like Eva presenting?

Why is t here a woman with a wedding veil?

The other thread is mostly one person r249. Over 309 replies were just him

[quote]Whomever wanted the elephant movie to win

Oh, dear!

They played off the Indian woman but allow that other guy to speak at the podium

Albrecht Schuch, the cute guy onstage from All Quiet on the Western Front.

why is eva dressed like a whore?

Is Julian Sands still missing?

GaGa needs no introduction

We need additional drama: a Riseborough or de Armas win would do it.

Something needs to happen to justify me staying up this late.

Exactly they played off an asian women and an indian woman but let two white guys keep talking and talking

r260 5 months and counting!

r268 Seriously. What's the logic behind that? The animated dudes get more airtime?!

Gawd GaGa is so pretentious. No intro, you know who she is....

GaGa wasn’t gonna perform originally. She decided she would earlier today.

She’s doing too much.

oh hush ga ga

Gaga!

Wow, completely deconstructed.

Why is Gaga looking like the hobbit from LOTR?

Lady Gaga looks ill.

Jesus. Gaga is insufferable.

Just sing the fucking song Gaga

Gaga looks awful, and I like her.

Shut up GaGa....

Oh Gaga

GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaga looks like shit at every award show. So much for rhapsodizing about being yourself and loving yourself. She looks like a midrange Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's third wife.

[quote]Why not Melanie with Antonio? Is she working??

Gurl, he traded up long ago, where you been?

Another attendee and one who is uncommonly attractive, who looks washed out in silver. Drab.

Shouldn’t GaGa’s hero be her dogwalker?

GaGa is desperate to be taken as some serious artist.

Oh God, STFU!

Gaga needs chapstick!

“The Fabelmans” is a terrible movie.

I don’t think I’d recognize Gaga if I passed her on the street.

Gaga is so exhausting and ugly

[quote] Why is Gaga looking like the hobbit from LOTR?

Smeagol/Gollum

Oh dear god. Lady CaCa's giving us her Serious Ann Romano persona tonight.

Where's Gags?

gaga is sleep deprived.

Oh that's her? UGH

Gaga needs to be banned from the Oscars after this stunt, this is surreal and insufferable.

She looks like she just got out of bed

She makes this song sound way deeper and more important than it actually is

But she can sing.

R291 I looooooove that dress but not on her

Wtf is this mess?

Her deathbed, R305.

Ugh, stop with the Gaga closeups.

Lady Gaga *IS* child of a corn!

For extra melodrama, they could have wheeled her in.

Gaga is doing her best to sell the shit out of this forgettable MAGA song.

And she sounds like shit.

Did Gaga remove her makeup for this little scene?

Was Tammy supposed to introduce Gaga, and that's why she had no introduction?

she was in the audience all dressed up earlier

Where’s RiRi?

Hit the note, love.

I am NOT wearing make-up. I am a HERO.. I got rich off the Gay Community.......LezzyGaGa

Fuckin' bring back the Bollywood dancers.

NOW.

Look at her teeth and eyes. She’s back on drugs

She was in full make up earlier in the show

I hate to mute Gaga. What's with the facial antics? She looks like she's birthing an elephant.

My. Ears.

Her. 1980. Braids.

Gaga's no Amy Winehouse

This is phenomenal

Lady Gaga *unplugged* feels like just another one of her drag getups.

Where's Lizsha?

ri ri already done der tang

Where is Rihanna ?

WHERE IS RIHANNA with the only song any of us can remember and hum

I'm probably in the minority, but that was probably musical performance so far.

All Quiet changed the story from an introspective exposure of the pointlessness & waste of war into a gory action movie and missed the point.

She even had her composite fillings replaced with amalgam ones to look extra run down in those closeups.

Too many Gaga closeups! Make it stop

In memory of who? I couldn't see

Is everything getting a standing ovation now?

They're not standing for her performance. They're standing because she STOPPED.

Is this her way of coming across as talented? Don't look at me but listen to my genius? She was wearing makeup and a gown earlier in the audience.

R316 no. When she performed Shallow with La Cooper a few years ago she also didn’t want an introduction.

Aka everyone knows who she is. She needs no introduction

Her downtowning it worked... her voice naked in the mix worked. The gimmick worked mostly.

So far on record for the best speeches of any ceremony

She sounded great! Take that, Rhianna.

Sad Irony.....The standing ovation was for TONY SCOTT....And she thinks it was for HER....

yea, i cant make it past the first ten min of gore in the otherwise georgous war movie.

Is Melissa McCarthy broke?

[quote]that was probably musical performance so far

-Oh, DEAR!

Lol

I can't tell if I'm watching commercials or movie clips.

These Oscars are boring. Hopefully it will get crunk.

Mindy Kaling? What is with these TV mediocrities? These are not movie stars.

She's fat.

Gaga going for the de-glam Oscar!

Gaga looks better here than an hour earlier when she was wearing an entire tube of "Woolworth Red" lipstick and high gloss.

Can people eat and drink in the audience

and so is her fat husband

I was disappointed that Melissa didn’t join them on stage to accept for the elephants documentary award win.

Thank GAWD nobody wheeled me out for that schitt.

R356 only if they want slapped!

Is Gaga still riding that hot, shy Italian guy Michael whatshisname? With the gorgeous eyelashes?

They left some of the red on her inner lip

if she aint on worst dressed list then im dumb, melissa

R237, Melanie and Antonio are divorced now. I forgot that until my son just reminded me.

A couple of times it sounded like Melissa sang "fucking" instead of "booking."

BERKING: Happy 77th birthday, Lishza Minelli!

R356 they passed out Twizzlers a few years ago. So yes. At this rate the show will be four hours, so I’d be eating too in that theater.

You guys think those two hot Indian dancers have fucked?

This is a pretty upbeat and bright Oscars show, I have to say. I like the way they’re filming the folks up onstage too.

R364 - Tippi

Hugh Grant- why is he there?

That was funny.

"I just want my dogs back!! 500,000 and no questions asked..".....GaGa..........THEN she doesn't pay a dime. Next dog thief should know she won't pay!!!

What did Grant say that made everyone laugh?

I agree r369. This Oscars is actually well produced so far.

He said he looks like a scrotum.

I’m so happy All Quiet is doing well. It’s deserved.

I tuned in to see some hood shit.

R374 That he doesn't use moisturizer, hence he looks like a scrotum.

Hugh and Andie were fun.

That’s a surprise. It didn’t deserve Production Design, clearly even the winners were surprised.

This guy is gay

Hugh’s fetching with the gray hair.

anything is better than last year's abortion.

R371 To annoy me.

I don’t get why All Quiet gets an international nomination AND a best picture nomination.

Has that happened before?

WTF is Mindy wearing

Who was considered the frontrunner for Production Design?

Mindy looks thin.

Austin Butler is gonna lose, it feels like.

Kaling is such an attention whore.

Mindy is slaying with the outfit changes

I don't care for the bra dresses.

Mindy Kaling got her stomach stapled?

I feel All Quiet could take it -- it would be the first time the remake of a Best Picture winner itself won Best Picture

Some photos of GaGa's performance

Mindy looks so thin and fair skinned!

Gorgeous! Her dream!

Mindy. Who your baby daddy?

Mindy is the worst

I wonder if she's getting paid by Ozempic.

Will Mark Wahlberg present Best Actress?

Mindy Kalling and John Chews? Fuck off Tv people.

2+ hrs in and only 12 of 23 awards handed out.

[quote]Kaling is such an attention whore.

So unusual for Hollywood!

Yes another loss for EEAAO

Please, all film scores nowadays are those same insipid, soaring cymbal dirges.

Yes, it’s happened several times before, R386. And when it does, it always wins Foreign Film.

The announcer said that it happened eight times that a best foreign language nominee was also a best picture nominee

Gaga was great.

r386, Life Is Beautiful did, as well as Parasite

[quote]Mindy looks thin.

Ozempic

All Quiet seems to be on a roll.

Wow All Quiet again

That's it, we have a Best Picture winner in AQOTWF

[quote] Mindy looks so thin and fair skinned!

Gorgeous! Her dream!

🤣

I don't remember John Cho having big ears before

Poor John Williams.

He’s the best of all time, though. .

Certainly will be remembered always.

Obviously it's Ozempic and Adderall

Slayyy, Velma!

I hope All Quiet wins BP

Hauschka... it was a great, nuanced score. Deserving.

Uh, here it is

I really want to try Ozempic now

Production Design should have gone to "Elvis." Baz had 6 blocks of Beale Street and all of Graceland built in Australia, FGS!

“All Quiet” is very well made but doesn’t deserve all this Oscar love. But better that than EEAAO.

The Germans are also giving wonderfully gracious speeches.

Where’s Bob Hope?

Wow R423, it's like a Micheal Jackson before and after

AQOTWF absolutely deserved best original score.

Mindy’s make-up always looks ashy.

We're living in the brave new Ozempic/Wegovy world. I predict no more fat celebs a decade hence. Except for Lens, of course.

Baz Luhrman boasting on the Champaign Carpet a few hours ago is not aging well. But then again neither is his plastic face...

Bring out Rihanna!

I bloody hope Banshees wins Original screenplay coming up soon!

Oh, fuck that Kaling cunt for what she did to Velma! Whose muff did she eat out to get that gig and get to go to the Oscars?!

Where can I get Ozempic ?

AQATWF is repeating below-the-line wins of Dune and Mad Max Fury Road. Neither won Best Picture.

Idris Elba looked hot in the champagne carpet photos.

“Up next, Elizabeth Banks…” says everything about the state of Hollywood.

AQOTWF is nominated for Best Picture as well as Best International Feature. Seems that it will win one of those.

Obviously, there’s no chance this will be over at 11.

Baz Luhrman is looking a Asian

Baz must see Mickey Rourke's specialist.

They need to move the awards for the short films back off the telecast. No one cares.

Mindy Kaling just looks like she slimmed down. I don't see any notable PS.

Baz came off smug on the red carpet.

R441 - it already won international

R442 I don't know, I think it's supposed to go too long and have everybody bitch about it. It's tradition.

Mindy is a different color?

All Quiet deserves to sweep, honestly. It’s that good.

Tammie is home in bed feigning the flu, in his nightgown and surrounded by his TV, klieg lights and Technicolor camerapeople.

R441 were you out for best international picture

That Oppenheimer movie looks amazing.

The Elvis movie was good, but Austin Butler’s performance was the best thing about it.

R433 Is that Champaign Illinois, or the one in France?

I think he looks HOT, R443

I don’t think Tom ever truly had intention of coming. We all see what he looks like now. He probably got more work done last minute and it hasn’t settled yet.

I wonder how big Oppenheimer will be, awards-wise.

R457 enormous ears

The Academy didn’t even nominate Baz for director. Says all you need to know.

Sigourney Weaver better go sit and hug Angela she knows what it is to lose the Oscar in a humiliating fashion

Weaver and JLC are good friends, R108. Not only did Weaver more than likely vote for Curtis, she probably rallied others to do the same.

When does Oppenheimer come out?

Why isn't Tom Hanks there?

Kaling is going to be even more insufferable now that social media is buzzing about her Ozempic trial.

Once she goes off it though, KABOOM! Michelin Mindy!

Oh Elizabeth. Careful dear.

Baz Luhrmann looks worse than Madonna.

What the fuck did he do to his face? It's just awful. He looks like a mannequin. Least sexually attractive man ever.

Banks can’t walk in that gown

Omg an Elizabeth Bank fall would have been hilarious

R459: It will be like Dunkirk: another overhyped borefest.

The Academy didn’t even nominate Baz for director

Too scared he would win and have to get a close-up.

Elizabeth croaking her way through this

Elizabeth Banks sounds like she has a cold.

Why does Austin still speak with a twang?

Someone get that woman a lozenge!

Elizabeth sounds like she just did a bunch of blow. But I’m sure she’s just sick.

What did Elizabeth do to her face?

Who is the cute twink next to Sigourney Weaver?

Cocaine Presenter!!?!

[quote]When does Oppenheimer come out?

July, on the same day as Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie.

Holy shit Sally Struthers!!??

What a mess ?

Elizabeth Banks… the Little Mermaid… why is everyone so heavy this year?

Oh this is exhausting

Does Elizabeth Banks have Covid?

I bet everyone is thrilled she’s clearly contagion with some disease

yay Western front

You’d think Mindy Kaling was the only Hollywood actor on Ozempic. They’re ALL on it. Now they don’t have to vomit before awards ceremonies to lose those last 10 lbs.

This bear shit put a halt on the proceedings.

bummer

R465 Then her body will match her ego!

[quote]Elizabeth Banks… the Little Mermaid… why is everyone so heavy this year?

Mindy Kaling used up all the Ozempic.

God Elizabeth Banks has horrible posture

WHY IS ODIOUS KALLING THERE ??????

[quote] yay Western front

I'm so happy.

Are there a whole lot of Dataloungers who are furious that Jamie Lee Curtis won for best supporting actress?

Tee hee.

What happened to E Banks voice

All Quiet was robbed for this one!

Why does this feel like a school assignment and we're all being forced to watch it for a test tomorrow?

Ozempic is actually dangerous to be on without good reason

la cameron mus be hard now

Who’s the leprechaun?

The orchestra just said "Fuck your families!"

[quote] I bet everyone is thrilled she’s clearly contagion with some disease

I don't think most people would care these days because even if Banks has covid, the celebs could turn to paxlovid.

E Banks looked like basura

Ah, shit.

A “Tee hee” has emerged.

That beautiful woman with the white veil looks fabulous but the people behind her must hate her.

that bitches big white veil/hat thing is blocking views !

Imagine sitting behind that bitch in the white…

Who is that stunning beauty with that white ruffle?

I forgot about Jimmy Kimmel!

[quote]God Elizabeth Banks has horrible posture

How the fuck can you tell, R493?

Malala has probably another reconstruction surgery.

I think Malala looks gorgeous

I'd have packed scissors.

How pissed are those people who had to sit behind that bitch with the cloud headdress.

colin has had good face work done yep

Is that Rihanna with the big-ass white headpiece?

Why is Chastain masking?

JC has the correct coloring to shine in silver

Marge Simpson.

It feels like the audience isn’t with Kimmel and wants him to fail.

Oh lord miss thing with tall HAIR

Lupita!!

Stunning.

Bring on the dead?

Can someone illuminate me as to why Jessica C. Is wearing a covid / flu mask?

MARGE SIMPSON INDEED

The guy died three years ago. Move the fuck on!

Damn, sorry, not Lupita.

Sorry

That introduction was a little OTT

R524 that's Danai Gurira. Actress and Playwright

RI RI VS GA GA

R519 because she's in a play on Broadway and probably has to COVID test daily

This Rihanna song…. So many people hate it but I love it. It sounds like a beautiful lullaby

Never a fan of rhi rhi......never.

Rihanna....BAD lip synching...

Poor Malala couldn't have looked more uncomfortable. That questions-from-the-fans stunt was ridiculous all around.

“Royalty”? She’s a fucking singer, an entertainer for chirst sakes.

Jessica Chastain is so full of shit.

Can she get through a doorway with that hair?

Made us a part 3 starring Eva's wonky boobs!

Oh dear, “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” meets “Pumping Iron.” 😯

Reddit agrees about the bitch in white.

I repeat

BAZ LUHRMANN IS A HOMOSEXUAL

Omg why was that black woman with Marge Simpson hair pissed?

RiRi!!

EVERYBODY SHUT UP. THIS IS PERFECT.

Rihanna sounds amazing

Now I see why the song from RRR has won so often this awards season.

Ri Ri looks awesome.

Love her.

Rihanna is always low-energy.

Reddit agrees about the bitch in white.

Yes, R531. Realized that after I hit post.

Sorry again.

They were right about Rhianna being a weak live singer.

At least Eva Longoria has directed a film coming out soon. I’ll never get over Tracee fucking Ross presenting one of the screenplay awards last year.

Ah, makes sense. Thanks r533

Barf

Where's RiRi's scene-stealing Superbowl sign language girl?

Better than the GaGa nonesense

Standing O! For THAT? Give me a fucking break.

Her man is drinking for the both of them.

why she famous ??

R537 ye, it was awkward and fell flat. Too bad because that could have been a funny bit. Jimmy Kimmel is off his game tonight. Not enjoying him at all.

Malala looks the most beautiful of all the dames tonight! Do we know who dressed her? God her outfit is gorgeous.

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he very nervous.

I liked Ri’s performance, way more than Gaga’s

R526, maybe she had a positive case exposure but has no symptoms.

They were glad she STOPPED, R560.

Would love to see Gaga’s green room cam after Rihanna ate them up and — as the kids say— left no crumbs.

r552 -- Who even IS she?! It's not like she earned the right to wear that dress!

Link to part 3 when the time comes x

Chastain takes masking seriously

Is he okay?....Baz Luhrmann on the Champaign Carpet.

Ralph Lauren, I believe, R564.

Is Rhianna Cocaine Bear's dealer or something?

R567 same. It was simple and sweet. Not a bunch of bullshit trying to look deep

R555 que?

[quote]Rihanna ate them up and — as the kids say— left no crumbs.

No, R570.

No, she did NOT.

Gaga probably didn’t rehearse. She agreed to perform the last minute

I still maintain that Rihanna can't sing.

She’s a nominee alongside Rihanna, R571.

The people behind her may not be nominated., so…

Nobody beats Rihanna!

Banshees better win something on part 3!

rhi rhi was better tonight than on the super bowl, but still underwhelming

[quote] Can someone illuminate me as to why Jessica C. Is wearing a covid / flu mask?

I'm guessing she has some kind of medication condition that has her immunocompromised and masking as an extra precaution. Maybe, there will be an announcement soon.

Gaga still sang better that Riri

Who's that white-veiled bitch?

Nicole Kidman looked so pissy when she seemed to think Jimmy was going to come over to bother her with someone’s question.

Except Chris Brown, R583.

[quote] At least Eva Longoria has directed a film coming out soon. I’ll never get over Tracee fucking Ross presenting one of the screenplay awards last year.

Eva's Flaming Hot Cheeots movie is being dumped off on Hulu in June. There's also controversy regarding the subject of the film and people are saying that the guy is lying about various things.

She sang for, like, a minute!

Gaga was better.

[quote]Can someone illuminate me as to why Jessica C. Is wearing a covid / flu mask?

Probably because she is starring in a Broadway play and doesn't want to risk covid which would really hurt the show.

Flo looks horrible

Two of the most meh "stars" of this generation.

Florence looks like Andrew’s top.

Here for it.

Florence has a fuck you to all vibe

I don't get it she looks like a thumb. Any ordinary looking person can become a thing these days.

Rhianna is't all that, Gaga can bring it.

flo looks floozy and b ad

[quote] I don't get it she looks like a thumb.

Like Paul Dano?

aw shit they won another. ev thang......

Flo is a raging narcissist

Not these 2 fucking annoying fucks

VA-VOOM(S)!

Yeah, that damn crazy, bizarre movie will win it all.

Gaga killed that.

Bitch is a STAH!

Get off the stage

Was EEAAO considered a favourite for this category, I can't recall.

Very glad they acknowledged James Hong.

omg that shitfest women talking......FUK

Without an Oscar, Austins Pressley Grift will finally be shut down just like his fake accent.

CONDESCENDING SPEECH LADY

Sarah finally got her dues by the Academy . Long time coming

put it on tv and maybe i view it, pbs

She/They won!!

Are those inflatable pool floaties on that dress?

We need a Lenny crotch shot to spice things up

R598 Any barmaid can be a star made…

is kimmel hung? bet his fat ass tastes yums

Sarah Polley, yes!!!!

Which presenter stepped in for Glenn?

Love that billboard size mugshot of scowling Frances McDormand who had all of 2 lines in the film, lol.

R620, Sarah Silverman said Jimmy’s genitals smelled like meatballs.

Sarah Polley has come a long way since playing the evil little girl in the premiere episode of Friday the 13th: The Series...

i have the program on mute

why the fuck is kate hudson presenting? the standards used to be higher!

Janelle Monae breasts are ready to come out

plz not avatar

Yea Kate is pretty low.

Everything gets a standing O nowadays?

gags, tommy got one.

Janelle looks trashy and ghetto

alley dyke.

Natu natu will win

RRR!!!

I knew it

YAY YAY

Less stars there this year.. weird.

They had Rihanna come out there to perform pregnant and all, without a trophy?

Uh oh

Is John Travolta there to announce best actress??

What is the song that Natu Natu man was singing?

You could land a small plane on Sigourney Weaver's forehead. And that wig....

I'm THAT old that I am strangely saddened by this.