Oscars - Official 95th Annual Academy Awards Part 3!

Will DL face Faye Dunaway present Best Actress?

R1 I hope so and mess it up by announcing Michelle instead of Cate

Thread 2

This will never be over on time is what I meant to say!

It’s certainly going EEAAO’s way. Unfortunately.

A bunch of 90 year olds tonight.

I love that Henry Mancini air from “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”

I can’t stand Florence no titties Pugh

This needs proper discussion. Is his face seizing up or collapsing inwards?

Oh, Florence, honey.

Who hurt you?

Looks like he got punched. Maybe by Austin.

Where's bring on the dead?

Why is this film so popular within the business? It’s TERRIBLE.

La Belle Garfield.

These directors are almost as exhausting as their film.

He has a wife?

Florence Pugh has had sufficient. She's seen behind the curtain. She knows it's all a bunch of bullshit.

Ugh worst speech of the night

Why are some of you saying Rihanna was underwhelming??? Did you hear the song. Is she supposed to dance and be sexy to that? A song about a dead man.

Fucking hell! Banshees robbed by these gobshites!

Florence Pugh is shit

He has a wife?!

R16 He does. But they sleep in separate bedrooms.

Was EEAAO considered a favourite for this category, I can't recall.

I’m glad we all agree on this. The EEAO team must be bribing every single big shot. This film is absolute shit.

Gross speech

I don't get the love for EEAAO.

Rihanna is absolutely beautiful pregnant.

Flo looks like garbage

Gaga absolutely killed it.

Haven't heard Rihanna yet (a bit behind).

She's been the one bright spot in an otherwise drab ceremony.

[quote]He has a wife?

Incontinentia Buttocks

But it so confusing and dirty!

What a weird bunch of nominees for best adapted screenplay.

How I wish Colin would win Best Actor: no fat suit, no impersonation, just a quiet, intense characterization. Like Ellen Burstyn said, acting should be an INSIDE job.

I agree, R25, Banshees was by far the best and most beautiful film I saw all year.

Women Talking?

“Women Talking” is a good movie. Glad for her, it was well-directed too.

I really did not like EEAAO. Blah.

Fuck yeah Sarah Polley!

I LOVE SARAH POLLEY.

Sorry fags but EEAAO was a very original concept and whether you "get" it or not, the Daniels deserved Best Screenplay

R34 a Colin or Paul or Bill win would be ideal. 3 beautiful performances

I can’t with Sarah Polly

Who is the twink sitting next to Sigourney Weaver?

He has a wife?

And a boyfriend!

Was Andrew Garfield booze-bloated or just shiny?

Oh this four-eyed bish

I thought Rih sounded good. She practiced for that shit that’s for sure. I love Gaga and she is a better vocalist than Rih but that shit was underwhelming and I am perplexed about the standing ovation. She sung the entire thing in head voice.

EEAAO has a cult following and did well at the box office for a movie that was in limited release. Word of mouth made it slowly grow.

She was venturing into soccer mom territory with that speech.

R48 because she gave a ridiculous fake speech before performing it and made it sound like some deep heartfelt song.

I’m with you, R34.

No human interest story, no comeback story, no grievance signaling, just a nicely observed amd acted performance.

"Woman Talking" was really talky.... I mean really

But I'm good with this win and that was a confident, entertaining, and to the point speech. Unlike the script.

One can hope these two hacks behind EEAO never get behind a camera again.

EEAAO - Tik Tok influence.

The cool chick I remember from “Go”‘would never name her kids Bailey, Ira or whatever the fuck.

Poor Sarah Polley.

R48 Riri cannot even sing in a head voice. In Gaga’s worst day. She still sings better than Riri

The only reason that film was made was because it's original title was, "Women Talking And Eating Each Other Out All At Once "

Women Talking wins an Oscar.

Men Wanking wins a Grabby.

Hopefully EEAAO wins Best Editing, only because that editor is hot as fuck.

Original, R41? on the contrary, it was one of the most derivative, grab bag, everything-but-the-kitchen-sink mess I’ve ever seen.

She/Them has DAUGHTERS....Smart. Man-hating women don't do well with boys.

Did Robert Blake die too recently to be in the in memoriam?

If Brendan Fraser loses this will be the biggest upset since Crash.

I enjoyed EEAAO. I also enjoyed Crash back in the day, and we see how its Oscar wins are viewed today. I suspect history will treat EEAAO much the same way.

R63, No.

R56 OMFG I had no idea that was the same girl! I loved Go! so much.

Chastain and Halle Berry are presenting lead actor and actress.

r61 You can say many things about that film, but derivative isn't one of them. This isn't a matter of taste, you're simply wrong.

Robert Blake was in the SAG In Mem, R63

Maybe they will consider Robert Blake more a TV person?

No, nothing will beat Crash for worst choice list.

R41 = Matt Damon

R69: That was an incredibly stupid thing to say about a difference of opinion. Grow the fuck up.

R69 Incorrect

R68 that makes me think Michelle Yeoh is winning. I spoke about this. Halle Berry (the only minority winner in that category ever) handing the Oscar to Michelle Yeoh will be a thing.

Hilarious that Tom Cruise still refuses to be in the same building as Nicole Kidman.

Blake phone gag. Funny. Kimmel's doing well.

I'm sure r34 posted the same sentiment about Rami, Gary Oldman, Joaquin, Jamie, etc., etc., etc.

I hope to read it again this summer when he scorns the entire performance by Cillian Murphy as Robert Oppenheimer, a real person, in the "dreaded BIOPIC" genre film "Oppenheimer."

In short, it's simply hypocritical dislike of Austin Butler.

It looks like there are empty seats in the theaters. Are people leaving?

Robert Blake was in the our gang comedies, so he is definitely a movie actor

Jimmy's writers must be reading the DL Oscar threads!

R76 Yep.

So silver was the color for this year.

Why was Sarah Polley not wearing a gown?

The extreme closeup on Gaga was gruesome.

I didn't need to see the teeth marks on her lip or her mustache.

Kate looks great

Halle Berry will present Best Actress.

The biggest orgy night in Hollywood.

R80 bathroom breaks etc.

Fuck you, Jimmy Kimmel. Robert Blake acted (and murdered) circles around the way you host.

Fuck this Elvis movie.

I don't care, on the whole, I think this has been a pretty good evening.

Nice jab at Robert Blake.

Will Anne He he be in there?

Robert Blake sold the lottery ticket to Bogart in "Treasure of the Sierra Madre".

Top Gun Maverick really was a special movie. Brought you back to when it was fun to go to the movies. Felt like the 80s again

Kate Hudson is still alive? I know her career is dead.

That woman next to Kate looks like she’s at the BET awards

Why isn’t Tom Cruise there?

r71 Robert Blake has done way more movies than television.

R91, Oh gawd another hysterical Queen defending a white murderer because the guy was once hot.

Robert Blake was primarily a film actor.

That orange and black gown—they are quite stunning.

[quote] Robert Blake was in the our gang comedies, so he is definitely a movie actor

In Cold Blood.

R97 you watched Glass Onion… or at least you claimed you did based on your postings.

Top Gun Maverick was a crowd pleaser, glad it won something.

Hey Top Gun sound daddy.

[quote][R80] bathroom breaks etc.

Shitting out al that Ozempic aftermath

This moment requires that every film with minorities be hailed as the next Citizen Kane.

I really wish Elvis or Top Gun would win just out of spite.

Boring awards show so far

Rami Malek winning an Oscar was absurd and vulgar.

[quote]Why was Sarah Polley not wearing a gown?

She said on the pre-show she hates being cold and having her feet hurt. So she dressed for comfort.

[quote] you watched Glass Onion… or at least you claimed you did based on your postings.

You must have Ignore-dared the wrong poster. I've never watched it or claimed to watch it.

R70, Impossible. He wasn’t even dead yet.

They’re actually spreading the awards around pretty well, although Everything Everywhere & All Quiet have gotten more and I don’t think Tar & Elvis have gotten any.

I mean, fine. It was the most exciting presentation.

Um… yeah, that RRR song that we all can’t get out of our heads.

So catchy.

Well this is some shit..RRR

Well, that settles that.

Gaga nor RiRi.

😳😳

Based on the performance tonight, RRR deserves it

A Carpenters salute

Aw, that was cute!

Good Lord. Travolta is unrecognizable

Awww

Adele Dezeen

Uh oh, ladies!!!

Don't give Travolta any hard names to pronounce.

Being bald makes Travolta’s eyes look too close together.

Travolta needs to go on a diet.

R99 I read it's because he's filming another Mission Impossible in Great Britian. But hey, I'm sure he could have gotten time off.

Bring on the dead!

Eeewww......Travolta looks revolting.

Travolta...Scientologist. Was Danny Masterson too busy?

Oh, right -- Olivia Newton John died last year..

Indian dude sang just enough.

His face is not moving

Olivia!

I can’t believe his wife passed away

Please no more EEAAO wins!

John looks good. Sounds like he did a couple lines with Elizabeth though.

RIP Sandy

Hopelessly devoted. Cute reference.

He’s crying! ONJ 😢

Travolta can't read. Don't ever let him on another show.

Travolta is probably sad over ONJ and Kirstie Alley.

John ditched the toupee but know he’s using shoe polish on his beard.

Actually, I would if I saw Travolta at my local gay bar.

John betta shape up.

The dead roll will stars will have more charisma than any of the so called stars who have attended tonight.

Travolta looks CG, what the fuck?

Rihanna, Gaga take notes. THIS is a singer.

Goodbye east coast

What is going on with Travolta’s face/head?

Calling Adele Dazeem.......

didnt kravitz used to fuk N kidman ?

Oh no

Travolta looks good and bad at the same time.

"Hopelessly devoted" - sorta sweet, sorta corny.

The tepid applause for Kirstie 🤣🤣🤣

From Ozempic to anorexic Carpenters.

[quote]Travolta needs to go on a diet.

Don't Scientologists believe in Ozempic?

Wow Irene got a solo tribute.

"You drove a Hyundai to get here, I'm 58 and look like this. THAT's my name."

Awww, John.

Olivia.

❤️

I noticed too, R159.

Ding Dong!!

What is that song the Indian man was singing ?

Well, the upside to RRR winning the Oscar is that Jay-Z doesn’t have to hide in the panic room.

Sonny from Godfather is getting the last one.

R159 I noticed that. She had gone full on Trumpster in recent years. That probably pissed off a lot of people. Add in her constant defense of Scientology. I disliked Kirstie as a person. But, she wasn't a bad actress.

Steven Spielberg died?

“Top of the World” by the Carpenters R166

How can you hear applause over all this noise?

bozo song

That was very sad. Travolta looked genuinely sad.

That sucked.

Actually a bad year for the dead, Good, low-key memoriam though.

[quote] Sonny from Godfather is getting the last one.

Close but no cigar.

That song was terrible.

No Melinda Dillon?

Godard was a big one, but we all thought he died ages ago.

No Topol. That sucks.

R159 I noticed that too. Fuck these Trumpster even in death.

Same, R169, thought she was a talented beauty and such an upgrade for “Cheers.” Loved her voice.

Those later years revealed so much.

So I guess no Robert Blake then.

And they could've shown a clip from one of Godard's films -- he was a legend.

Raquel Welch got the last actor/actress slot. A former president of the Academy was last.

Nice job by Lenny Kravitz.

Travolta lost Kelly, Kirstie and Olivia in the last few years.

I absolutely hate how they're presenting the names and photos, blurring either side, and even quickly blurring the solo memorials. It's dizzying.

Angie deserved only a half-screen pic???

Did someone say “Thanks, Lenny” as they went to commercial?

Why no Topol?

Interesting they closed with a former President of the Academy, that's usually reserved for the biggest death of the past year. Decent tribute didn't understand the greying out of people who were doubled; could have given them each more time.

Raquel received more prominent placement than Angela.

Now we move on to the important awards

"I disliked Kirstie as a person. But, she wasn't a bad actress. "

I thought she was a terrific comedic actress. I liked Rebecca way more than Diane. And that's just Cheers; she was good in other things too.

R81, More significantly, he starred in "In Cold Blood."

[quote] Angie deserved only a half-screen pic???

Which Angie?

No Anne Heche, no Robert Blake...

Robert Blake’s exclusion not a hopeful sign for film actor OJ Simpson.

Travolta breaking up announcing In Memoriam, for Olivia....

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes, R190.

R184 Agreed. Cinema history. Just heard recently he went as assisted suicide.

It may have been so many equally popular stars in one year. Liotta, Cann, Welch, Alley.

I think Travolta was friends with Lisa Marie Presley so he has lost a lot recently.

Poor Angela

R199 😂 😆

[quote]How can you hear applause over all this noise?

They should have muted all the mikes during that segment, someone was standing too close to a live mike and we were hearing one person applaud.

And the should have muted Lenny's while they were at it.

Okay, it's 4 a.m. over here and I have to go on my morning hike in half an hour, or else the deer in the forest will miss me.

Please wrap it up!

Did I miss G? Did she twerk?

R200 and Kirstie, they were best friends

OMG Zoe is a little too much drama.

Sigourney looks like Mrs. Oscar.

[quote]Now we move on to the important awards—C Blanchett

Hope you are more gracious in defeat than Angela Bassett was.

many times nominated she never got an emmy, go figure...

Who's Lenny?

I like Saldanas's style and grace. Very classy

Take note Janelle Monae

R189, Angela Lansbury got full-screen. I'm looking at it.

We'd never hear the end of it, but Nichelle Nichols was primarily a television actress.

I was surprised, but pleased, that Nichelle Nichols got more of a reaction than Kirstie Alley did. If we're going head to head with actors who were on Star Trek.

[quote] That was very sad. Travolta looked genuinely sad.

Two of his leading ladies died in the same year and Kelly died a few years back. It's understandable why he would be very sad. At last year's Oscars, I remember he and Uma Thurman did the Pulp Fiction dance and were having fun. That was probably a happy point for him before Olivia and Kirstie died.

Sigourney has a lisp she didn’t have before? Liza disease or just a loose denture?

Zoe looks awful

Sigourney's dress is shapeless.

Janelle is elegance personified

Can we take a minute and remember the time before everyone knew Pedro Pascal… and he was merely Edgar Ramirez’s hot date to the 2020 Oscars?

Has “Elvis” been shut out so far?

the angels weep when evthing wins....

Monica Vitti should have been in the necrology. She was a goddess of ‘60s movies.

[Quote] Will Anne He he be in there?

I didn't see her

Sigourney's cheeks aren't even.

Paul Rogers is hot.

Paul Rogers...WIFE? ....Girl who you kidding?

Is this guy gay ?

That man is too good looking to be an Editor

[quote]Travolta lost Kelly, Kirstie and Olivia in the last few years.

Who?

That guy has a WIFE?

R215, Are you serious?

R220 Uma is probably praying 3 times a day, doing Buddhist rituals, and never splitting the pole.

Hell yeah, the hot editor won!

Muting this EEAO winner

[quote] Sigourney looks like Mrs. Oscar.

Was she ever Miss Golden Globe?

Paul is fem and possibly in denial.

Did they boot jamie lee out ?

I gotta say, I want the name of Signourney's dermatologist and surgeon. Her neck and shoulders are remarkably smooth.

He looks like Luke Macfarlane

Wife?!

Nichelle Nicholas was in a bunch of the original “Star Trek” movies so technically correct to include her.

JLC fucking conceited face ..argh

R234 I think DL thinks he's too good looking to be straight

r225 You must surely be smoking something, Pedro was big thanks to Game of Thrones years before that.

His wife is so lucky . So unfair !

r216

Being fem and being gay are two different things.

Cute fey editor has a fat Asian wife.

I can practically see the cum dripping out of his mouth as he speaks.

[quote] That man is too good looking to be an Editor

Editor, Flames & Freaks!

Nicole sobered up since the champagne carpet.

This guy is straight?

besides Everything, Everywhere . . .the Academy really really likes All Quiet on the Western Front

Paul looks as straight as Shawn Mendez.

Nicole's extensions are too much

I hope enough voters put Everything Everywhere last on their ballot to allow another pic to win

Kidman is wearing a wig

New face Nicole.

nicole's face is a miracle of being under the knives....

R225, yeah but he wasn’t the internet’s Zaddy. That was pre-Star Wars.

Does hot Editor have an Only Fans? Does he show hole?

Nicole’s hair looks awful.

Ok now I have to go see Everything Everywhere. I don’t trust you bitches opinions anymore.

But Tom could’ve appeared by satellite had he wanted, but he FAILED—hahahaha!!!

Is Nicole wearing a wig?

Huh? How?

Nicole should have ditched the flowers. The dress would be simple but good otherwise.

The editor gave a great speech.

"We don't care about your stupid life"----------->>The Academy to Spielburg.

JLC needs to stop

A travesty continues. That movie will not date well.

Ugh. Not these dorks again.

Nicole looks...what's the word...animatronic.

Enough already.

JFC.

You can modify many parts, but Nic rocks a slit to the twat dress, showing the thigh of a 20-year-old. Wonderful.

Michelle Yeoh's husband has to be somehow related to Mel Brooks

Sigourney was excellent in The Good House, I’m surprise she didn’t get more awards attention.

Not these two

[quote] Uma is probably praying 3 times a day, doing Buddhist rituals, and never splitting the pole.

I agree. There's the John Travolta leading lady curse.

Tom Cruise is the Beyoncé Knowles Carter of Male Actors. Respect him.

[quote] Does hot Editor have an Only Fans?

Does hot Editor have "an" Only Fans?

I still don’t want to see EEAAO.

The fact this person is using numerous accounts to keep replying. 💀

Hot Daddy Idris!

Nicole's hands were purple or bruised...

Bored with these EEAAO twerps.

Muting this

Jamie getting damp now

Should I see EEAAO? I never had anything against it, but I didn't feel compelled.

I thought Asian Daniel was gay at first.

Gosh , hope Michelle doesn't win

That Asian looks strangely Hispanic.

🤷🏻‍♀️

is this the hot editor? insta page? he has kids

R268, The snippets tonight alone should give you a clue as to its obvious insanity. Take some Dramamine.

Wait a year.

The Daniels really don't deserve this Directing Oscar. EEAO could have used tighter directing.

The Daniel’s are the worst

r268 If you can get them, doing 'shrooms before you see it will help.

If you don’t want EEAO to win, then don’t make it number 2 or 3 on your ballot.

JLC win doesn’t sit right with me. It is truly absurd

Is everyone associated with this film totally insufferable?

STOP TALKING FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU AREN'T THAT INTERESTING

These two queens can sit down now.

I wonder how much Nicole paid for that face. Her body looked great in that dress, though.

God shut up

Enough already . Tired of these 2

[quote]Nicole's hands were purple or bruised...

They have ALWAYS looked red. Dishwasher hands!

These dudes, per Wikipedia, took more than 10 years to write that mess of a film and were apparently DEVASTATED when both Marvel and Rick and Morty beat them to the whole multiverse thing.

Shut these fcuks up, please. Where are the DANCERS!???

Oh, shut up already, your shit ain't Citizen Kane!

Nicole must had done something to her face, she's hiding the sides of her face with hair.

meow meow meow meow meow he won't shut up

Someone stick that Oscar up his ass.

Everybody please shut up!!

I love how triggered this is making everyone.

even the girl leading them off stage is a male asian...

The absolute worst. Shut up

Are they setting up Yeoh for glory or derstruction with all of these EEAAO awards?

Get the hoook!!

Why does the films cast, crew, and talent annoy you bitches so much. Lol Only makeup crew really pissed me off.

Nicole's extensions, are they clipped on?

I hate the Daniel’s

So the white Daniel said he liked being in drag ?

he should turn in his gay card, he can't even dress. no sense of style.

JLC must be aware of the blowback she is getting right?

EEAAO was expected to sweep. It actually hasn’t won as many as expected, but many thought it would sweep every category.

Michelle Yeoh made that movie so it would be crazy if she doesn’t end up winning.

[quote] Nicole's hands were purple or bruised...

Either Keith Urban has been beating her or she has been slapping him silly.

Idris Elba never became a movie star so having him co-present an award as important as Best Director is so fucking wrong.

Have they played anyone off yet tonight? These speeches are going on forever

Twitter is still mad about JLC.

So the white Daniel is gay ?

R327, all along I thought white Daniel was gay until he said wife

Aren't there any Jewish winners this year? What happened to diversity?

#oscarssoasian

[quote] I hate the Daniel’s

What does the Daniel possess?

Well, now we will find out. Finally the Sturm und Drang will be over.

Best Actor up.

[quote]I hate the Daniel’s

The Daniel's what?

BOTH Daniels are straight?

no upsets, very boring. yay austin?

Idris isn’t box office but he looked tasty.

[quote] Have they played anyone off yet tonight?

Several.

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The Oscars People's Choice Awards!

As they should R335

R334 Don’t you mean dance.

It’s about time Asians get their just due in Hollywood.

There are only 3 awards I would give EEAAO… Lead Actress (Michelle was phenomenal throughout), Film Editing and Supporting Actor.

Supporting Actress should have been Stephanie if they wanted to give it to someone from that movie. But JLC won as a careef award. But it’s absurd still.

Nicole looked fabulous. She needs to wrangle a role from the Daniels.

[quote]Twitter is still mad about JLC.

Fuck twitter, fuck the Russians, and fuck Musk.

R329 She probably doesn't give a fuck. The controversy last fall with Halloween Ends and her snubbing Danielle Harris died down quickly. She's not going to care about people thinking AB was robbed of an Oscar or people complaining about her acceptance speech.

It's arbitrary who gets played off.

How many gay-sounding men have been at that microphone tonight, only to thank their lovely wives? Losing count.

R345 most aren’t box office anymore.

R340 gayness, would be my guess.

R343—straight, yet obsessed with dildos and buttplugs.

I wonder what the nightly skin care routine is like in the Kidman-Urban household. Must be a logistical nightmare.

I kind of miss the ghetto Oscars of last year. The night was more fun and had energy. This is the night of the Asian nerds. More dignified but boring.

Oh boy here we go

Here we go. Final stretch. Let’s go, Colin!!!

Halle you ole ho

John Travolta, looks like a real life Funko Pop.

I wonder if Jada is pissed that Halle is the stand in for Will.

They took the hood out of the Oscars this year.

All things considered, I feel good for next year's crop of nominees - and viewers for that matter. There's usually a pushback whenever one film dominates the Academy Awards in any particular year, sometimes resulting in a "share the wealth" type situation the following year.

Why are they presenting two of the biggest awards at the same time?

Halle is beautiful

GOOD

Paul Mescal deserves this. That beautiful nuanced performance

Chastain is drunk. Gurl 😂

Halle Berry?

Was Melissa Leo busy?

Austin will win

Did Short Round win???

Back to the salon, Halle. She looks like Ariana Debose.

Uhmm, Halle…no.

Not Elvis. Not Elvis. Not Elvis.

[quote] is this the hot editor? insta page? he has kids

He has kids, but that’s not him. His wife didn’t look Asian to me either in the quick glimpse (someone upthread mentioned that).

Jada is pissed at life, R366

[quote] feel good for next year's crop of nominees

Best Actor winner Miss Cillian Murphy.

ROMA is the last film to win both Best Int'l Film and Best Picture, for the person who asked in the last thread.

Not perpetual victim Paul Mescal

Halle looks great but I want to punch my tv where the strand of her is over her eyes. Why? Why?

Not the Irish movie about old men either.

LOVE BILL NIGHY

OH FUK NO

Bill Nighy's acting was awesome in that brief clip.

I always think mezcal the drink when I see Mescal's name.

Yes, Brendan.

Love him.

Hell yeah. And very humble of Colin Farrell.

Hahaha. Not Elvis!!!

Oh, no. Anyone but him.

god dam fat suit won.

Brendan's spray on hair shoulda wons the Oscars. LOL. It lookeys horrible.

Alright, Brendan!

Austin is probably pissed!

The upset we needed!

Omg no

He is so awkward. I love him.

Aaaahahhahaha, Austin.

fat cunt won

Aww, I'm happy for him.

Anyone but Austin. Thank ye gods.

Here come the tears!

Heck ya Brendan

Oh, no! He got the sexual harrassment vote. Why? It’s not like he’s going to have a career going forward.

We’re owed an upset.

Come on Andrea!

Muting this

NEW COUPLE ALERT?----------->> Austin Butler and James!!!

Colin Farrell needs to get a fat suit and a biopic.

Austin Butler is so hot.

[quote] I always think mezcal the drink when I see Mescal's name.

I think of Pedro Pascal.

A good night for Encino Man.

But ugh would have rather anyone but him

Is Bill Nighy still with Anna Wintour?

Brendan Fraser won best actor. I'm glad...he'll be very emotional.. Was hoping for Colin Farrell, though..

Now, The Whale…next, Rodney Dangerfield!

Brendan's speech so far is worse than JLC's.

R389 Bill gave a gorgeous performance. You should watch the movie. It’s wonderful.

Poor Colin!

[quote]Janelle is elegance personified

Nope.

Oh fuck no. Bleh.

Damn, I guess it means no more The Professionals tv show.

So happy for him

Bless him. Fraser is a car accident.

Cate will win

He might have a career as a character actor. Men are allowed to get old and fat in Hollywood if people like them personally.

Brendan would be perfect for a Rodney Dangerfield biopic.

r383, I think Parasite holds that honor as well and that was a year after Roma.

Michelle next so DL can really melt down

I thought he was about to reference some high functioning autism facility. Swear to god. This man is a good guy, though. Well deserved.

He’s great!

Cute sons.

OK, shut up now, Brendan. You sound insane.

I’m so over Brendan and this jittery act. He was NEVER EVER like this. Now he’s always shaking and all over the place and looking like a lost nerd.

[quote]I think Parasite holds that honor as well and that was a year after Roma.

You're right. That was the first ~covid year, totally forgot.

[quote] Austin Butler is so hot.

In what ways?

Roma didn't win Best Picture, that was Green Book!

He might die before his speech ends.

I was sort of hoping they'd give it to the old guy and fuck the rest of them.

colin was nothing special in that shit film. i was rooting for Austin, he's very handsome in real life.

He almost had a heart attack

So nervous

Poor Colin Farrell. No love for good acting with no backstory.

Is that redhead his son? Yummy!

Wait -- how old is he?

Will Butler stop talking like Elvis now?

Well done Brendan Fraser, well deserved.

Brendan's wife looks like a cross between Jennifer Coolidge and Sharon Stone.

R429 Ah! I kept thinking who he looks like now... thanks

Fraser seems like a good guy.

Good Riddance Austin Butler...Now you and your Elvis Grift can fade away...Lisa Marie died for nothing!!! LoL

Brendan Fraser - give me a fucking break. Wow, pity award.

"Brendan would be perfect for a Rodney Dangerfield biopic."

OMFG, you're right. I can see it.

And the Oscar goes to Ana de Armas

do you reckon Cate B. has had a facelift? looks very tight.

Cate should win.

I don't like the actor and actress awards together.

#OscarsSoLAME

Good for Brendan. Nice speech, too.

If Cate beats Michelle Yeoh, Twitter will finally implode.

I wonder if Ben Affleck misses Ana yet...

The room is for Michelle… not Dawson’s.

Didn’t Sally Field give that Riseborough performance already in “Norma Rae”?

Please not Michelle Mayonnaise Williams

Cate. Cate. Cate.

Andrea Riseborough should play Anne Heche in a biopic.

Cate has sufficient. But I'd be satisfied with her, Riseborough, or Yeoh.

The Academy wasn't going to make another RAMI Mistake by giving Austin an Oscar. Smart move.

Wow, muting this

Yo Yeough....won, bot surprised.

So, that makes two Oscar winning Bond girls!

Now let's hear the cheers for Brendan from people who haven't even seen his movie. He thanks you for your non-payment.

Ben’s another person hovering near their panic room…

Oh fuck Michelle Yeoh.

God Cate is such a cunt

Fuck this. Cate deserved the win.

The show is elevated from what I saw of last year, but as always pretty boring. That EE whatever winning everything made it that much more of a snooze.

I like BF, but I would’ve liked to have seen new blood win.

Cate looked disappointed

Fraser and sons

I was really hoping Brendan fat suit didn't win. Damn, not deserved.

I wish JLC would STFU.

huge bummer, twas cate's nite.

Yazzz, Michelle!

Congratulations Michelle Yeoh!

I'll admit I thought it was cute that JLC pointed for Yeoh to get on the stage.

Ugh puke. And ofc the look like me comment. Fuck off.

How many awards has Michelle Williams lost? She's been nominated a bunch of times.

Cate was robbed

As if we don't already know that the seasickness-inducing EEAAO will be "Best Picture."

Yay Michelle does all Malaysians proud

Wow, EEAAO really did end up wining a lot. I'll check it out this week. I like Yeoh.

Glad Michelle won

It’s official-the members of the Motion Picture Academy have shit for taste.

[quote[Is Bill Nighy still with Anna Wintour?

Isn't he still married to Diana Quick from the original Brideshead Revisited series?

cate is the better actress. michelle won coz she ain't white

Baroness Guest is having a great night.

[quote] Cate looked disappointed

I'm happy to see her disappointed. She's a cunt.

It's like a rugby match with the hollering in the auditorium.

Michelle played the pity card very well and it worked for her.

WE all knew Yeoh would win

Cate deserved the win. What a crock of shit

Who is that sitting behind Blanchett? Yum!

I love Stephanie Hsu's reactions to all of this.

R487 that's her 5th loss. If she'd gone Supporting this year she would have likely won

Beautiful acceptance speech! 🥰🎉

Why are all these winners standing on people’s shoulders? Get a ladder.

Lovely speech, Michelle. To all the Moms.

Who is sitting next to Colin Farrell?

Quite the stinger that HF is only just a 'nominee'.

But boy he has got OLD as fuck

Cate has sufficient.

Short Round and Indiana Jones.

she was cute

What a fucking joke this Oscars was. Michelle Yeoh (and the rest of EEAO shitshow) knows deep down their awards come with asterisk of "diversity win", not a win on merit or quality.

Harrison Ford got OLD.

Brendan Fraser Sons Speak....Video....(1:26)

“Michelle Yeoh, Michelle NASTY!”

old man jones. yuk

"cate is the better actress. michelle won coz she ain't white."

I honestly think she won because the movie was WAY more popular. It doesn't always work that way, but I think it did this time.

Brandan Fraser and Harrison Ford sound out of breath.

Harrison’s nose?!? WTF He’s giving Brenda Vacarro voice energy.

The last time Harrison Ford presented best picture, Shakespeare in Love surprise-beat Saving Private Ryan. Let's see how this goes.

Does Ford have an oxygen tank backstage?

Congratulations to Michelle. Well deserved! Her performance in Everything Everywhere All at Once is exceptional.

Cate already has two Oscars. Meryl didn't get her third until she was in her sixties.

No more scotchy scotch for Harrison

Cute that they cut to Ke Huy Quan when Harrison Ford came out.

Loved Michelle Yeoh in that movie. She’s stunning and her performance was incredible. Glad she won.

Enough already with Cate Blanchett.

Riz Ahmed was in rehab? Knew he had a pill and coke problem years ago, but....

He's got much worse things going on than a drug addiction, like those pesky sexual assault allegations which CAA then Endeavor managed to bury.

[quote] Michelle played the pity card very well and it worked for her. Yup

And Cate played the arrogant card. Shot herself in the foot with that Critics Choice speech

Cate chopping down all the rose plants later tonight.

And, finally, Fred Astaire.

It’s obvious Jessica Chastain thought Cate Blanchett’s performance deserved to win, not Michelle fucking Yeoh’s.

Harrison sounds like he needs some oxygen.

Everything sweeping the wins tonight.

Seven Oscars for EEAAO. Four for AQOTWF. Nobody else got much love.

“Michelle Yeoh, Michelle NASTY!”

just give it to EEAAO already

R503 well if she did I would have made sure Michael Myers stabbed her in her sleep.

I watched the first half of The Fugitive the other day and it really didn't hold up. I LOVED when it was released.

Who won best actor?

Ugh EEAAO. This award season was like jury duty; I'm just glad the damn thing's over.

The fact Yeoh managed to succeed at acting with her flat Malaysian accent is a huge achievement.

I love how Speilberg pretends to be happy for the REAL winners.

what a shame... such an undeserved movie

R494, they separated in 2008 according to Wiki. I've seen him papped with Wintour but not recently that's why I asked.

[quote]What a fucking joke this Oscars was. Michelle Yeoh (and the rest of EEAO shitshow) knows deep down their awards come with asterisk of "diversity win", not a win on merit or quality.

Oh, just fuck off. You sound so MAGA. White people need to win or it's not deserved?

Who is this hottie?

R535 🤣 Love you.

Cate going full Lydia Tar on her husband tonight

Not these two assholes again

Who's this guy. Thought it was Dean Cain

“Cate has sufficient.” Really? It doesn’t matter that she gave one of the great recent film performances (when Yeoh didn’t)? She still didn’t merit a nomination? How many is too many?” Two? Five?

EEAAO

No accounting for taste-a hideous, awful, incoherent mess of a film won Best Picture.

As predicted.

zzzzzzzzz

Oh this guy is cute. Who’s he??

I didn't even last 1 hour into this movie

[quote] Michelle Yeoh (and the rest of EEAO shitshow) knows deep down their awards come with asterisk of "diversity win", not a win on merit or quality.

Exactly.

How disgusting.

I don't give a shit about Cate already having two or whatever arbitrary pity party crap that convinced voters to pick a glorified stuntwoman for an acting award. If this crap was based on merit it would have hands down gone to Cate, however "arrogant" she suddenly became in the last six months....

Everything Everywhere All At Once! Suck it, HATERS.

Right. Chastain is certainly an expert at delivering average performances.

When is the last time a film was that dominant?

I love Bill Nighy and Paul Mescal, the latter will have a good career.

Harry Shum looks tasty.

R514 the dark haired one isn’t bad. Kind of cute. The redhead looks like a woman.

Cate always just looks medieval.

Some of these wins tonight will not age well..

Did Elvis win anything?

It's like Dean Cain and Mark Wahlberg had a baby.

Plot twist: the accountant enters...

ELVIS won BEST PICTURE

"We've said enough tonight" --

Continues to blabber on.

It's a Tik Toc world. Be very afraid.

Everything everywhere was a bona fide word of mouth hit. A lot of people liked this, many even loved it.

Who is this fucker taking up all the time

OMG Everything Everywhere All at Once wins ALL MAJOR AWARDS this year. Complete domination

that cute guy is definitely half asian

Why won't that Chinese dwarf shut the fuck up. Jesus. Half the night was him talking.

This cunt again

I wonder why EEAAO swept the awards.

What ever could be the reason???

TAR was overrated. Her lost Oscar was not winning for Elizabeth, losing to nepo baby Paltrow back in 99.

I don't think Elvis or Tar won anything.

I enjoy that Sarah Polley has an Oscar and Greta Gerwig doesn't.

yeah, everyone knows, they won coz they ain't white.

This it it....good night folks.

RIhanna getting a fangurl reaction. Was probably written last week.

R555 the producer of EEAO

"We've said enough tonight .... BUT .............."

Not again. Please remove this supposedly not gay version of Hall and Oates from the stage.

That man lied about having self-esteem issues during his first speech.

Short Round won???

Fuk tik tok

So, Elvis shutout?

I made it about 45 minutes in. So glad I didn’t see EEAAO in a theatre. I can’t imagine the headache.

MARY!!!!!!

"We've already talked enough... so I'll talk for 15 more minutes"

Bummer that boring EEAAO won

Fuck the haters! Have a great night.

Is there a thread for the Barbara Walters' Oscar Night Special?

Jimmy sucked ass as host.

And you have a great night, too, Roger the Alien!

Thrilled that Austin Butler lost.

John Travolta looks like a GoldenEye 64 character that works in a vape shop

I thought Jimmy did a good job, but I'm sure there was something he did that pissed off the Twitter mob...

[quote]Cate looked disappointed

Cate BlahShit is so overrated, always doing that flat American accent etc. Her performances always come across as extremely pretentious. Glad she didn't win tonight.

Didn't she win for that crap Woody Allen film?!

"We now join Good Morning America already in progress."

i didn't see the movie and i sure ain't gonna waste my time.

that horrible music performance tonight....they should be ashamed

Love seeing Quan embrace Harrison Ford.

Fell asleep for a lot of it. Jimmy did fine.

No matter your opinion of the movie Tar r579, Cate Blanchett's performance in that movie belongs among the pantheon of great film performances

But I can't be upset about Michelle Yeoh.

Well, at least nobody got bitch slapped.

Cate gave a great performance in a slog of a movie. Tár was kind of a chore to watch. Michelle winning for a more "fun" film makes more sense.

So it was EEAAO and Breandan Frasier.

R587 People who say they have self-esteem issues always do. A little too much esteem. A little too much self.

Fun wins: Sarah Polley and RRR

So the Ching Chong’s swept the night

I will never get why that POS won so many awards. NEVER

EEAAO seems like a Julie Taymor film -- and I hate Julie Taymor's pretentious shit.

I'm honestly surprised at 3 of the acting award winners. Ke huy is a shoo-in but the other 3 seemed a toss-up. But I'm happy with results.

#SumTingWongWithThe2023Oscars

MEDIA outlets already dissin that david byrne shit.

Heard there is trouble in Jizz Ahmed's marriage, he's supposedly been canoodling with a much younger Welsh/Yemeni artist.

They connected few months ago in NYC, while both were working there. Wifey was back in London.

Where did Cate go wrong? She was a shoe in since last fall and just like that... now lost the Oscars to Michelle Yeoh

The googly eyes sweep.

Peggy Lee sang a song about the Oscars - Is That All There Is?

Cate Blanchett is not well liked. Face it Michelle played the game. Cate Blanchett was too mouthy

In the words of Michelle… remember: no one would be here without their mother… (getting laid).

All the Horrified haters are the best thing about these Oscar threads. CUNTS! What losers. Fucking delicious.

Baz Luhrmann was practically giving his Acceptance Speech on the Champaign Carpet. Same with Austin Butler. Fools.

That's probably it for Michelle Yeoh, but Cate is looking at more nominations and at least one more win, based now on "she should have won for Tar". Good for Michelle.

Cate will win more Oscars but I think that's it for Michelle

Was EEAAO a box office hit?

I suspect in addition to liking EEAAO, voters realize Cate is going to have many more bites at the apple.

I thought Cate said she was retiring? Was that not true?

I’m so glad “The Fabelmans” did so poorly.

Jeez, how horrible is Laverne Cox as a red carpet interviewer?

And does this mean her acting career is officially over?

When you stoop do doing red carpet interviews, there's usually no coming back from that.