Oscars - Official 95th Annual Academy Awards Thread

Best actress Oscar goes to Andrea Riseborough

Waiting for the monologue, hope Kimmel has some good jokes. I assume he will bring up the slap.

Best actress Oscar goes to La La Land!

I'm working my second job tonight, and I'm still here. This wouldn't be the same without you bitches.

I want a Chuck Workman montage.

The Little Mermaid actress looks sweet in that gown

ugh...

I signed up DirectTV Stream in order to be here. We need to settle on an official thread.

Ok, let’s pick a thread! I like this one.

I'm not finished reading the "pre-cum" thread yet!

Comfy.

Flyover bit was lame

I like the set.

Jimmy has been ironed flat.

How many threads do we have?

Keith Urban looks orange.

Jimmy looks tired

Nicole can't move her face

Is there a live feed online?

I don't stream live.

I have Hulu/Disney+ but not the live stuff.

what is wrong w nicole k? she looks tipsay

Let’s use this one, shall we?

R12 And cinematic view of the jets over the hills... huh, jets? Fog? Cloud? Huh?

Nicole’s wig is awful

Is DL on Primetime?

Everyone is seated so close together

THIS THREAD WINS

I'm glad they're back in the auditorium. That cabaret seating they did during the pandemic took the shine away.

Okay, that was funny.

Cheech Marin!

Because Brendan is that fat, R24?

If were producing I would have Chris Rock present Best Picture.

What the fuck are they sensoring?

Ke Huy Quan is adorable and charming.

Jimmy is not funny

Michelle Williams looks like a nonna

Kimmel is good. Funny. Poised.

Jimmy is dull.

Paul Dano has no chin.

Michelle doesn’t look Italian

What r33 said.

Where can you live stream?

No, Best Actor, R30.

YouTube TV R40.

This is some weak ass humor

Jimmy omitted Austin's name in his list of "First-time nominees." Austin is sitting on the opposite end of Brendan Fraser's row, and Kimmel mentioned Fraser. Well, somebody opined that there's no love lost between. 🤔🤔🤔

Which award is first?

[quote]Where can you live stream?

I'm watching it on the ABC Roku app.

[quote] Michelle Williams looks like a nonna

Michelle nonna? Michelle nasty!

Well, Jimmy doesn’t want to get slapped so he’s being a little careful.

R45, Best S. Actress.

No Glenn! COVID got her. Tee Hee.

O lawd since when do they acknowledge films NOT NOMINATED in a serious way. This is crazy. Otherwise though I think Kimmel is doing a good job.

The L Ron Hubba Hubba line wouldn't have made it if Tammy were actually there.

It’s on plain old ABC

R48, You make no sense, not even joke sense.

Cruise didn’t want to deal with Scientology jokes.

No, I think he's doing the job he needs to do.

Wrap it up, Kimmel

Inserting Kimmel in the films was very Billy Crystal.

That's not a complement.

Wait, why is Judd Hirsh there?

Boring Jimmy, he should have done black face again.

He's nominated for "The Fablemans".

Hirsch is nominated.

He's nominated VOTN!

R59 nominated for the Fabelmans but that ain't winning anything

Is it me or did Austin look pissed?

Damn! He’s right tho.

Absolutely nothing and hugs. Pathetic.

This is how much I've paid attention to nominees that aren't Michelle Yeoh and Cate Blanchett.

R65 Like the porn moustache.

Okay, I laughed at that.

Jimmy’s on point

R65 It’s just you. He looked great and happy.

R67 who do you think will win?

Andrew Garfield looks really good, IMO.

Michelle Yeoh looks aged.

Michelle Yeoh's husband is the fucking spitting image of Mel Brooks

I'm liking the Smith slams.

wow, i just started watching. I laughed at many jokes. jimmy is funny

Jimmy is really making it up to Austin now. Mild jokes, cute stuff.

BREAKING----->>1991 Leonardo DiCaprio showed up with Collin Farrell!!....Time travel is real, y'all...

[quote] Andrew Garfield looks really good, IMO.

Is he a Jewish artist?

the rock wearing horrible color!

Great opener

Starting with animation? EAT SHIT

Paul Mescal is so lovely

[quote] the rock wearing horrible color!

Ballet pink.

What happened to supporting actor as the first award? And Blunt and Rock aren’t delivering this well.

R51, yes what was that about?

I love Jenny Slate

Oh boy, after a decent monolog, here we are.

They all look so old.

but she so fug

Rock's hideous peach silk blazer.

yay pinocchio

Rock is fag?

Marcell The Shell was robbed

mARCEL WAS ROBBED.

Oh, god -- I hope they actually do use the dancers to cut off the speeches!

Del Toro was already backstage waiting.

Boo Pinocchio

Yea Kimmells monologue was good. surprisingly

[quote] yay pinocchio

Yay! I'm so happy.

Clearly Guillermo del Toro wasn't expecting to win.

[quote]mARCEL WAS ROBBED.

Correct.

Guillermo needs to get on Spanish Othempic

Good god Guerillimo is obese

So glad Turning Red didn’t win. Horrible movie.

I hope Jamie Lee didn't have too much Activia today..

I didn't see any of these animated films. A couple look pretty good.

r98 He's getting too fat for stairs, it's disconcerting.

i can't believe this fat fuck has a wife and kids. how does he even find his penis under that fat?

Have any children actually seen this movie? I fear it would be nightmare-inducing

I think Guillermo is very popular with Academy voters. He must glad-hand well. Though Pinocchio was good.

I pray the doc bout saving dying birds/falcons from the smog in Delhi wins.

Aww poor Guillermo. He needs to go on a diet stat

MY NIGHT IS MADE IF CUNTY J L CURTIS LOSES .

R109 that's a disgusting comment

he is going on the 1000 lb show on tv

Turning Red was awful! Glad it didn’t win.

Guillermo is clearly NOT on Ozempic

"i can't believe this fat fuck has a wife and kids. how does he even find his penis under that fat?"

It's 14 inches long, so 6 inches of clearance and she still gets an 8 inch cock.

I dimly recall everyone hated Pinnichio but I'm too lazy to google it.

r110 it is not a children's animated film.... animation doesn't mean for children

Eat shit Frau CUNT R115.

"Keep animation in the conversation..." I have no idea what the fuck that means, but he said it so earnestly I'm on board.

but they live longer/better if they lose the blobbynes.

[quote]Del Toro was already backstage waiting.

I'm sure the Academy has a perfectly reasonable explanation for this one.

Girls! Girls! You're all fat!!

Guillermo can't sit in those regular seats any longer. he has a special seat on the side

[quote] Guillermo needs to get on Spanish Othempic

Mexican!

Collin and Leo.

time for ice cream, hagen d: vanilla with almods with splash of red wine

[quote]that's a disgusting comment

Welcome to DL.

I want some shock wins tonight!

Pinocchio only won because they wanted to give DelToro another Oscar. Everyone hated it. And for some reason, A24 just seemed to give up on Marcel the Shell after it won some early critics awards. If they'd pushed harder, it could have won.

[quote]Eat shit Frau CUNT

STOP IT! KEEP THE OSCARS CLASSY!

No Viola, no Meryl, No Julia, No Charlize, No sandra

r129 you keep saying that but he doesn't even look like Leo

Cool Disney commercial.

Jimmy Kimmel is georgous. I would do him in a moment.

r133 they knew they couldn't take down Guillermo

Marcel was right next to EEAAO as my favorite movie last year. This was a shame.

who is that leo kid???

How the fuck did this video game movie Avatar get nominated, honestly.

R138 He's like mid-career Bob Hope. Funny, poised, fit.

That Avatar looks like SHIT. Who would even watch it?

They should have Colin and Paul present together.

Present HOLE, that is.

The EEAAO dudes got nominated for best director over James Cameron????

Shit ide never pay a dime to see a james cameron movie. would u?

Kimmel grew into, or out of, his tubby shlubby fratboi looks. He was just a garden variety douche bro back in the day. He's a very handsome daddy now!

I haven't seen the 1st one

r144 it made over $2 billion... so many

[quote] Collin and Leo.

Intriguing. Tell me more.

ide dance a jig if EEOOwwiidd whatev lost ev thing

Last time I watched the Oscars here on DL was in 2017 and we were on the fifth thread already by now. There were so many of them, M. had to delete duplicate continuation threads as they appeared.

I swear there's just five of us here right now.

Hope deafy does not fuck up as he did at the BAFTAs

Wow they are doing two awards at the same time now?

Wait, they're doing supporting awards together? Bad idea

How cute the two token diversity winners paired up together.

It cost 2.5 billion to get to the screen. ridic

Ariana de bose is so fake

r154.... grow up

Judd Hirsch is old. No one wants to see that on film.

Deafy looks well dressed, for once.

I did for "Titanic", r147, and I was thoroughly entertained.

I have zero interest in Avatar. Never saw the original, won't see the last one.

r159 she is fake because she is presenting???

What, both winners announced at the same time?

R159: Please tell me this is the last time we’ll see her on a stage.

My nerves-I think I'm going to throw up. I hope Jamie wins.

Crossing fingers for an upset here

FuboTV free trial is a way you can watch

That coughing before the interpreter started talking was rough.

deafy looks crumby

For Pete's sake, r141, he's Colin's son James.

The Academy is gonna make us sit through three hours of tech awards. That'll teach us for complaining about not showing all the awards last year!

Jamie Lee Curtis does not deserve an Oscar for that performance r167.

DirectTV Stream has a free 5-day trial. That's how I'm watching.

Did anyone see Causeway? I like Brian Tryree Henry, but was barely aware of this.

Deafy's award was a joke.

Ariana was moved to tears

Why is Ariana crying? Fake

All right, Short Round!

Oh FFS. JLC win incoming. Brace yourselves.

i guess this means michelle yeoh is getting the oscar.

bummer that asian movies first win, FUK

Jimmy has made me laugh out loud several times so far.

I think Mr. Curtis will go berserk in his acceptance speech if he wins.

Go Short Round. So fucking sweet.

I've never watched a James Cameron film including Titanic or Avatar.

There are a lots of stupid people out there, R150.

Indiana Jones: Zero Oscars.

Short Round: One Oscar

we all knew short round was going to win. bullshit award.

STFU JLC YOU CLASSLESS TARD!!!

He is so happy. This is glorious. I can feel the energy from here.

Ariana Debose's performative choking up. Jesus.

[quote] All right, Short Round!

Yay! Short Round. I'm so happy.

Tired of this queen crying ev time ev where ev ev.....

I’ve seen Quan’s acceptance speech three or four times already, I hope he varies it a bit this time.

Nice he quoted Miss Saigon.

He'll never work again

She’s such a fake bitch with the crying.

r182 Key Huy winning means Michelle will win???? What logic is that? You seem retarded

Oh fuck me, did JLC win? Nooooo!

R195 I lol'd

R195 😂 Love I bitches.

i have the sound off. can't listen to this shit. why you gotta cry?

I bet JLC thinks this is a good portent

This is moving. And I was just raped sitting at the Oscars

Is this oriental guy special needs?

He sounds mental.

SIT DOWN ASIAN MAN !!!!

Where are the dancers ....

I love you, R198. Now he'll be shot and killed at home.

You gotta be happy for the guy. He’s so thrilled.

Go fuck yourself, R174.

He's still tallllkkkking

Get the dancers onstage! Get the dancers onstage!

Can't stand this guy always crying at the podium. It's just a fucking movie.

Good speech... too long. (you can repeat this post 20 times tonight)

Good old racist Datalounge.

Never change.

Of course he's thrilled. He got an undeserved Oscar.

THE evthing ev where crowd are on addys.......geesh.

Angela better win.

I wonder where that EEOLOC movie's streaming now.

Ugh.

What a disgusting display.

What's up with all the sniffing?

i have not seen wankanda whatever and avatar shite either. dumb films

I’m teary eye and not bc I was just raped

If AB wins Ariana needs to say Angela Bassett did the thing

Emotionally searing.

Give me a god damned break.

That means the movie will win as well.

I saw and didn’t get it.

If Bassett wins (she won't) that'll give everyone ample opportunity to go to the shitter.

She'll be up there forever.

Please, please, rooting for Angela!

My friends from Ireland aren't too impressed with Colin's film, thought it was overrated. can't believe it got so many noms

r221 Hulu.

No desire to watch it at all.

Please dont let JLC WIN

I thought JLC was going home to bed early?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK NOOOOOOOOO

FUCK NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOVE ANG LANSBURY

jamie lee curtis CUNT won

JLC!

Thank God JLC left those awful eyeglasses at home.

sshittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Angela is not happy

Oh no she's going to be insufferable

Omg, Angela looks pissed

UGH!

r231 lmao bulllshit

Love the stunning Angela, but she plays the same way in every movie she’s in.

LMAO, Angela was PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEADLINE = Jaimie Lee Curtis steals award from women of color.

Oh absolutely no.

Well deserved Jamie.

omg all these people are so fucking fake! no wonder they are hated

Angela did not stand up lmaoooo

All right, Baroness Hayden-Guest!

Oh poor Angela! And Kerry!

old dyke look, geez

[quote] too long

Too wong.

Go to bed Jamie!! You're old.

r248 JLC also

I bet Courtney B Vance won’t be seen recording JLC’ speech on his goddamn iPhone, heh heh.

Jamie Lee - no, no, no.

Fuck you JLC

damn, the camera went close up to her face, horrifying.

JLC is another one who is loved by Academy voters. Though I like her, too.

Well, at least the Everything movie isn’t sweeping all the awards.

ugh, fuck

[quote] HEADLINE = Jaimie Lee Curtis steals award from women of color.

Yep. Sadly.

Jamie looked like her mom the moment they camera-captured her win reaction.

imagine the abuse her hubby must take. poor guy

Such a joke of a win. It really is.

Not one can watch Everything and think JLC merited awards.

Bassett did more serious acting in a damn Marvel movie. Not to mention Kerry Condon's incredible work.

i just won an oscar.....oh fuck off

Jamie Lee Haggis wants to know why they aren't holding the Oscars at 1 PM! Meemaw wants to be home by 8!

SIT DOWN BITCH BUTCH

The speech isn't as bad as Sally Field's "You really like me" speech.

It was down to Angela or JLC... one of them was winning a career Oscar. Hollywood gave it to JLC instead

Mom and Dad never won an Oscar!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Angela does look pissed. Lol. I love AB, though not sure she should have won for Black Panther, but this would have been a good year for a lifetime Oscar for her since I don't think anyone really clearly deserved it.

My mudda and my fada.

BITCH WHY IS YOU SCREAMING

I thought she was great, but I thought Stephanie Hsu deserved it more out of the two of them.

Although I'd have given it to Angela.

R245 She really does. But sometimes when it’s a really tight race industry clout goes along way. Jamie spearheaded the slasher genre which did not exist before Halloween. True Lies, My Girl and then the big Hallloween reboot. I thinks she’s a pretty solid actress. Yeah she was insufferable during this award season but hey this is her job. I’m passionate about my job too.

Okay, that shout out to Tony and Janet was nice.

She's winning NOW for showing her titties in Trading Places THEN

what the fuck is this whore doing here?

"I am HUNDREDS of people!"

R258, Two Wongs don't make a White.

STFU Jamie

LADY IN RED was the druggie?

'Identify as a woman'....fuck off Cara you junkie whore.

Her reaction when her name was called "Shut up!" lol.

The Oscars are officially over and dead.

Ugh fuck me

Poor long suffering Christopher Guest

Jamie Lee is a total whack job.

Angela didn’t clap

R283 Um, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Black Christmas (among other films) say hello?

Yeah!!!!!!!!

She is indeed R249. I rewound to watch the announcement.

Embarrassing

JLC certainly whored herself on the campaign circuit harder than anyone has since Melissa "No One Has Heard From Me Since" Leo and her fur coat.

Congrats, Baroness.

Cue all the Angela's Oscar was stolen by a white bitch stories. They can just recycle the "Beyonce's Grammy was stolen by a white person" stories and substitute the names.

Angela gave the Sally Kirkland face when Cher won.

#OscarsSoEverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce

R280, In yonda valley?

oh lord, A WOMANS SONG.....shit.

Angela is 100% getting punished for being so graceless. Sore loser.

This musical number is lifeless and boring. I hope it ends soon.

Angela should have won the career Oscar. But I get that JLC is so revered because of the Halloween movies and her parents

R296 She did clap. She just didn’t stand up.

This song makes it seem like Diane has stopped trying.

r303 omg I thought of her too

zero of a song. horrid

I'm such an eldgergay, I was wondering why everyone was posting about Angela Lansbury.

[quote] Angela didn’t clap

Because Angela knows what's up.

These Oscars were decided a very long time ago by Janet Yang.

EEAAO is her chance to rig the game for her people.

She should be fired.

JLC deserves an Oscar for many performances. Not for that one though.

"Identify as a woman" ? Is that where we're at now?

I fear it will be a EEAAO sweep, picture, director, actress

I have no idea who that singer is.

i have to watch that evthing evwhere movie again. i just dont get it...........

I hope since they awarded these two, Best Actress goes to Cate. Or Andrea.

Is that "song" over?

r318 you do not need to. She is a real singer, not a pop tart

[quote]I fear it will be a EEAAO sweep, picture, director, actress

There, there, snowflake. Do you need a safe space?

I'm not convinced Tell It Like a Woman is a real movie. No one had heard of it until this song nomination.

Actually, I am not a JLC fan at all... but I thought her over-the-top performance in that film was exactly what supporting roles are supposed to be. She was memorable.

Ok Angela didn't win. I still have hope for Cate..

Diane Warren proves time and time again what an utter mediocrity she is.

I am happy for a Jamie. And I think her coming from an industry family she truly is happy and humble. You gotta understand. She spent the bulk of her career in films that aren’t really recognized by the Academy independent of whether her performances were award worthy. I like Jamie. I always have. It’s good to see a gold ol fashion movie star that has remain relevant through the decades snag the win. Well deserved.

[quote] Angela gave the Sally Kirkland face when Cher won.

Angela always has RBF

I want All Quiet on the Western Front to win.

#oscars-so-yellow

Is there a Best Trans category? Or Best Nonbinary category?

R315, right on the money. Cate B. looks a little flat/down tonight. She probably knows that all of the awards are going to EEAAO.

Jaimie Lee Curtis accepted an award without an ounce of shame, knowing women of color were deprived. She has been doing the "I DESERVE THIS" bullshit for months. Shame on her.

JLC winning does signify EEAO is going to sweep every award

Angela really didn't CLEARLY deserve it for BP, though I would have been fine with it. I'm not sure she has the industry clout like Denzel to have a probably-should-have-won Oscar (What's Love Got to Do With It) and a long career be awarded with a lifetime achievement Oscar, like Denzel was with Training Day after not winning for MUCH better roles.

Angela didn't even smile. Sally Kirkland eventually eeked out a smile.

[quote] #oscars-so-yellow

I thought Brad Pitt wasn't there this year?

It's not hard to spot Angela in purple in the front row. Watch to see if she stays the whole show.

Wow twitter really hates JLC right now. You'd think she'd strolled onto the stage wearing klan robes.

Black people are being punished for Will Smiths' behavior last year.

Saying Angela doesn't deserve if for her BP performance doesn't really track when you look at the performance that won....r336

Why does anyone want Cate to win? Wouldn't that be her fourth Oscar, equalling Kate Hepburn.

I think what put Jamie Lee over the edge was Halloween and Laurie Strode ending, plus the dumb movie she won for. She’s really been everywhere in media the last year or so. There have been worse Oscar wins, and she’s done better work than EEAAO. Bravo Jamie.

r336 Denzel won a Supporting Oscar fair and square. They gave him a Lead Oscar

R317, I don't think it will win Director. I think Spielberg will win for Fabelmans. And Best Actress just might be Cate's. Stunts aren't lead acting.

I don’t understand the hatreds towards Jamie . She deserves it. That Wakanda movie was horrible.

JLC brags about being an OG Nepo Baby, R334.

Shameless and tone-deaf behavior really shouldn’t be surprising.

Jamie Lee kept her speech short and I don't mind that she won, she's always been a hot shit.

R336 You know I always have debates with friends about this. I think his best performance is Training Day. Yes he was also outstanding in Malcolm X but I feel like ppl are biased against the negativity of the character.

Why can't certain people let the nom be their win and be grateful and happy with that? I mean, it's still clout. It's still plastered all over trailers whether you were a nom or a win.

I'm exhausted.

I don't judge JLC for going gungho for an award that she obviously feels is very validating to a career spent making movies. She's getting on in years. We will remember her amusing and ridiculous PR to get the award, but now she is going to fade into dementia content that she won and Oscar. That's a nice thought.

Me too.

JMC winning is as bad as that old country lady winning a Grammy.

JLC was fine. The nomination was deserved. The win wasn't.

Riz is out of rehab.

Why do I know who QuestLove is??

Why is hard for some of you to understand the many people loved EEAAO? How conceded are you?

JLC, I meant at R355.

Riz Ahmed looks like a 1970s night club owner in that suit.

What film did QuestingLove make?

JLC didn't win for that performance. She was given a career award. It was between her and Angela and they clearly felt JLC was owed one more.

Riz Ahmed's voice doesn't match his look

If.i were Angela I would leave the show

[quote] How conceded are you?

?

r362 Summer of Love, last year.

r361 I do not remember many middle eastern club owners back then

[quote] How conceded

It's CONCEITED, you fat whore!

ALL THAT BREATHES is soooo goood. a must see

Riz can get it.

R362 He won the best documentary Oscar last year and iirc, it was presented after the slap.

I would've loved to have seen Angela win an Oscar, she's a great actress. But Jesus -- don't act so entitled to one.

R351, Why be cryptic? Who isn't "grateful and happy" for a nomination? Or is that just some unsupported assertion?

Moonage Daydream should have been nominated

o well, thats a good doc too.

Riz is a piece of shit and everyone knows this except you apparently

"Saying Angela doesn't deserve if for her BP performance doesn't really track when you look at the performance that won....[R336]."

I said she didn't CLEARLY deserve to win. I meant that it would have been fine, just that she wasn't clearly head and shoulders above everyone else. I realize that could be interpreted as "she CLEARLY didn't deserve to win." The placement of "clearly" matters - but I could have made it easier to understand nevertheless.

Is that Lisa Loeb in the audience?

The pop of pink with the open chest. Ritz wanted to give sex appeal r370.

JLC winning means so will Cate B. # oscarsowhite

Angela lost because she read a pre written speech at the Globes. This isn’t 1956.

[quote] How conceded are you?

Not very

i do hope they free Navalny some dday soon

Questlove's hips are something else.

Quest Love is incredibly bad-bodied.

R380 My moneys on Michelle Yeoh

JLC played the game and won. Not her fault if the others didn't.

Navalny's son is lovely.

Who inflated Questlove?

Here's the Angela moment. Yeah, she was not happy AT ALL.

The first interesting thing of the night.

Navalny's son...what's his name?

Who's this annoying woman on stage?

Aren’t they, R384?

“Child-bearing” is an understatement. He’s shaped like Roger Smith.

[quote] i do hope they free Navalny some dday soon

I remember D-Day.

That doesn't make sense at all r380.

JLC winning for Everything means Michelle Yeoh is more likely to win for Everything. You realize they are representing the same movie?

wtf why is questlove up there ????

Bitches, you'll have to hold down the fort while I switch to "The Last of Us".

Wow, Pedro Pascal's career is so blazin' hot, he can be seen on two different shows on the same night.

Take a gander at Navalny Jr!

R390 She truly wasn’t. O gawd. Should make for great gossip and backstage stories in the coming years.

That Navalny kid is so getting an invite to Bryan Singer’s next pool party.

Oscarssoirish

R395 Academy always vote white is my point

r395 two different performances in the same movie.. Are u fucking 10????

omg what the fuck are these Irish cunts wearing? Horrible.

R398 = Bryan Singer.

Feud 2: Angela v. JLC Oscar season 23

Kerry Condon was robbed! #OscarsSoAmerican

R396 Because his film won Best Documentary last year.

[quote] Oscarssoirish

R401 = Lizsha

Angela didn't win because Oscar voters do not want a repeat of last year's BETs.

Who is this twink ?

Omg please don’t bring up the race card. Viola Davis and Regina King have won Oscars in the past 5 years.

Jamie’s win was not about race.

omg everyone singing happy birthday.

Who's the leprechaun?

[quote] I would've loved to have seen Angela win an Oscar, she's a great actress. But Jesus -- don't act so entitled to one.

You mean like Michelle Yeoh?

Jamie Lee Curtis is a nepo baby cunt like Laura Dern.

R396 He made an award-winning documentary last year and this is documentary category, you useless tool. Duh.

wow what kind of work did colin ferrall get done on his face? he looks very good!

[quote]Academy always vote white is my point

Yes, that’s proved by presenters Questlove and Riz Ahmed.

omg mccarthy is a cow

[quote]wtf why is questlove up there ????

He won Best Documentary Feature last year. I understand how you could've forgotten; it was right after the Slap.

Ugh, I hate how ABC has to shill Disney.

OMG, horrible outfits on both. fire your stylists!

Cute moment.

Was that Sally Kirkland in the audience singing Happy Birthday to the Mongoloid kid?

[quote]I would've loved to have seen Angela win an Oscar, she's a great actress.

Not one single Emmy nomination for 9-1-1 or American Horror Story.

I just realized that Pedro Pascal and Paul Mescal are two separate people.

Selective skimming is dangerous.

"Questlove's hips are something else."

That made me laugh even though I love him. He's just pear shaped. He could lose weight but he'd just be a smaller pear. If he lost weight AND went hard at building his chest and shoulders, he might be more proportionate. But I don't see him doing that.

This is becoming a shit show. Nobody cares about YOUR birthday.

[quote] omg mccarthy is a cow

Spoiler alert!

[quote]Jaimie Lee Curtis accepted an award without an ounce of shame, knowing women of color were deprived. She has been doing the "I DESERVE THIS" bullshit for months. Shame on her.

Angela was nominated 8 years after her debut, Jamie had to wait over 45 years.

That's a helluva lot of the color red!

“Thee-ay-ters?”

Oh dear.

R421 I know. That cunt Will Smith overshadowed Queen Bey’s brilliant opening performance.

i did see Summer of Love, was a dull polemic.

Christ now we know what happened to the red carpet

That blue dress on that young woman is horrid!!

Melissa has gained weight.

Thee at ers?

What is happening now ?

Bassett thought she was about to be anointed.

Haha.

Why are we getting the press junket for Little Mermaid in the midst of the Oscars?

And I say that as someone who's looking forward to it.

Really? A fucking Little Mermaid infomercial smack dab in the middle of the Oscars?!

Tacky.

Wow, Disney not even bothering to pretend this is anything but an ad.

A clip of Little Mermaid??

I do love Disney but this? Fuck you, Disney.

Nobody is seeing this damned movie. Give it up.

Here is a still.

Fuck JLC, she's going to kill us from all of the smug fumes.

All 99 red balloons in one place.

R440 It's because Disney owns ABC.

Oh, God, my ears...

The little mermaid is now black? since when?

You've been living under a rock r448.

FU Disney...Go pay a LIVING WAGE. You can't even MAN UP to DiSantis.

That black mermaid kid is cute

Surprised Jimmy didn't mention the Andrea Riseborough nomination scandal

The irony is Melissa McCarthy seems to be the ONLY person in Hollywood NOT on Ozempic.

[quote] What is the Cukor quote about how no ass can take sitting in a seat for 3 hours?

[quote]Queen Bey’s brilliant opening performance.

No it wasn't R434.

the racist psycho is posting from numerous accounts. I had to send an email out. Its too much now

Did the producers hire professional screamers to sit in on the ceremony? There is an awful lot of yelling going on.

The CGI for The Little Mermaid looks like shit!

[quote]i did see Summer of Love, was a dull polemic.

It's called Summer of SOUL, whitey!

Angela has left the building

Angela Bassett received at least two Emmy nominations for AHS.....

I hope this telecast continues the trend of lower ratings.

Anybody else think that fans of Banshees had no problem not voting for Kerry Condon because they were going to vote for Colin Farrell in the BA category? People kept saying Condon would win BSA because voters would see it the most appropriate time to show TBOI some love.

Someone posted Bassett on Andy Cohen's show sounding bitter that she lost to Holly Hunter as a mute.

Is that a remake?

All quiet…?

[quote] Academy always vote white is my point

Right?

if fucking Coda can win so can Waterfront.

r462 it will, because people keep up with the wins via social media now.... you do not need to watch the actual show now. its 2023

R462: Oh it will.

Are they gonna do the Costume Design fashion show?

r463 ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER. YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH ITS SCARY

r459 I said "Summer of Love" in this thread first and I apologise, I mixed it up with Fire of Love this year.

Has Angela won an Emmy yet for “9-1-1”? If no, she’ll win an Emmy next year.

omg the guy can't even wear a jacket that fits. it can't even close!

Quick somebody needs to go into the ladies' room and dig Bassett's crumpled acceptance speech scroll out of the trashcan. It'll be all smeared with boob sweat but it could snag a dollar or two on Ebay.

I love how these 2 black men acknowledge the Angela snub

[quote]If no, she’ll win an Emmy next year.

No she won't R473.

Look on the bright side, nobody will even remember EEAO after tonight.

This is tedious.

r474 Jonathan Majors does this shit on purpose, he's too cool for school.

All Quiet was Paths of Glory redux.

Jesus Christ that bit between Majors and Jordan was awful

I loved All Quiet, but this "make everything blue" trend in cinematography is starting to get boring

now THIS is a deserved win

[quote] Someone posted Bassett on Andy Cohen's show sounding bitter that she lost to Holly Hunter as a mute.

"Mute schmute, she didn’t have to memorize a single word. All she had to do was show up, braid her hair, and fartic."

Thank god, R478.

[quote]Has Angela won an Emmy yet for “9-1-1”? If no, she’ll win an Emmy next year.

She’s never been nominated for it. Even she can’t turn that dross into gold.

I want Michael B. Jordan and Jonathan Majors to fuck. Majors purposely cultivates an "I don't care about clothes" thing and rarely looks good. This Abe Lincoln getup is actually one of his less offensive outfits, though still bad.

[quote] I love how these 2 black men acknowledge the Angela snub

How did they?

Michael B Jordan is so HOT

shocking in the industry that he beat out the esteemed Roger Deakins.

I keep having to refresh the page as is the norm during live events.

AQOTWF was a really really good film. This guy needs to stick to the camera as speech making is not his forte.

isnt jordan gay? used to be anyway.....

[quote]Has Angela won an Emmy yet for “9-1-1”? If no, she’ll win an Emmy next year.

That probably won't happen. Emmy voters don't give a fuck about broadcast dramas these days.

Basset might be presenting so she has to stay for a while

the creepy donny yen

R489, " we love you aunty"

Horrible speech from this guy. Get off the stage!!

James Friend's speech was lovely, humble, and sincere. That is an amazing speech. Not JLC speech

[quote]All Quiet was Paths of Glory redux.

Um, All Quiet(2022) was literally All Quiet (1930) redux

his eye job is so obvious and the nose job too

I wonder if they'll include Robert Blake in the in memorium

[quote]shocking in the industry that he beat out the esteemed Roger Deakins.

Empire of Light didn’t give Deakins much opportunity to strut his stuff.

These EEAAO people are so fucking annoying

r496 The Oscars rarely has a nominee as a presenter on the same night

R496 Nominees don’t present.

The presenters are diverse anyway.

What the FUCK is this dirge!

David Byrne!! Cool.

r463 if there was any justice Colin would win BA this year, but it's not to be. The voters will go for the Fraser "comeback" story or the hot young thing playing the icon (Butler). I'm resigned to it.

omg this music is horrible. my ears are bleeding

This is like something they'd play in Gitmo

Oooh, the cinematographer is a CHUBBY CHASER!

Not fair that Chris Rock got slapped and JLC didn't.

What the fuck is this?

Make it stop.

R460, Angela pulled an Eddie Murphy?

Now this is classic Oscar nutty shit.

Jesus, find a key and stick with it!

Gag who hired david byrne ????

What a dreadful song

the woman cannot sing!!! off key!!! so bad!!!

Is the home aware that David left the property tonight?

There was a petition to not have Yen at the Oscars because he dismissed the Hong Kong protests as a riot.

Wtf is this shit?

I have to switch the channel sorry

[quote] The strongest hearts are made of kyber.

can you imagine if you have to sit thru this fucking shit?

Nominees sometimes present. Deneuve in 1992, etc.

"David, you're still an asshole with a small penis."

A black actor not winning does not necessarily constitute a snub. Bear this bit of framing in mind over the next couple of days.

If Butler dont win, folks will riot.

[quote] omg this music is horrible. my ears are bleeding

[quote] This is like something they'd play in Gitmo

Yoko Ono is on tonight?

Boy will the Academy regret EEAAO.

EEAAO seems to be the “IT” movie for his year. More of a fad than a classic.

r522 its supposed to sound like that dude... again... why are you here?

Dear God but that song sucks!

That shit was nominated for an Oscar?

WTF?

Oh no... I am a big Byrne fan, I liked to movie ok... and this was the worst Best Song performance in... a long time.

This is really terrible. Byrne HAS to play a cult leader in a film.

If that piece of shit 'song' from EEAAO Wins then fuck this shit forever more

Nails on a chalkboard! Did they even rehearse?

That was a literal shitshow!

Will the Academy pull a shocker and have Chris Rock present the Best Actress award?

Is Lady Gaga going to sing her song? She's in the audience. This show needs an actual musical STAR to perform.

That musical performance should’ve been the music guest and performers on SNL last night.

Yen is a turd.

That's it. I'm out. Getting a migraine.

OP of this thread, please get Part 2 at the ready so we don't have to go through the multiple thread bullshit. Things are going to start speeding up.

At first, I thought Michele Yeo’s date was Mel Brooks. That would have been the most oddball couple ever.

Kind of David Byrne to team up with Miss Lake Dardenelle.

[quote]shocking in the industry that he beat out the esteemed Roger Deakins.

Deakins has several losses under his belt, so one more isn't all that crazy

This is a life that just wasted the last 5 minutes.

[quote]If that piece of shit 'song' from EEAAO Wins then fuck this shit forever more

No that piece of shit 'song' from "RRR" is going to win and be the worst to ever win.

"I stole my Oscar from THREE women of color." -------The Jaimie Lee Curtis story.

Lady CaCa will suddenly decide to Method Act and walk up on stage to sing whatever that song was she sang that she's far too Busy to Sing.

The people involved with that song need to be slapped

Made us a part 2!

She’s not performing because she’s been acting. And since she’s focused elsewhere, she wasn’t ready to sing.

Or something. 🙄

They need to get rid of the best song category. Giving an Oscar for three minutes of crap, plus the 10 minutes it took for someone to write it.

Courtney B Vance obnoxiously recording his wife’s speeches from the audience definitely played into Angela Bassett losing The Big One. That and her nonstop platitudes. I’m not a fan of Jamie Lee Curtis but there’s something authentic about her.

Yes r546. Gaga was confirmed as a performer earlier today.

r546 She is.

[quote] This show needs an actual musical STAR to perform.

David Byrne is not a star?

Prank Panel....WTF? This looks like something only hillbillies will watch...

the oscars seem like something the CIA would have a hand in;:::::: yay american....

I'm convinced Cate Blanchett will win

Link for part two

“Tár” should have won cinematography, I mean throw it a bone, it was an impeccable production. It’s obviously getting nothing but (possibly) Best Actress.

I want Austin to win Best Actor!

David Byrne is an Oscar winner and you're not.

Dream on

I hope a grease fire envelopes the Dolby Theatre tonight.

Please play a scene from the BP nominees and not scene clips. It is disrespectful.

Bassett wasn't the front runner. she never won BAFA or SAG. Just a Globe which isn't peer based.

Boring show

R555, You're right, dammit. And they'll do that dancing crap again like in the Opening.

that fake bum samuel jackson

she has very nice hair for someone with an eating disorder

Everything is going to have a historic sweep tonight (though it doesn't deserve that IMO. Blanchett won't win.

Jennifer Connelly is beautiful

I like Connolly's dress.

Why is Kaia Gerber not there with bf Austin?

R568, not feeling it for Cate. It seems that EEAAO is the flavor of the year. I think they'll win director, best movie, actress & screenplay.

Tom Cruise was right in blowing this off.

[quote] Made us a part 2!

Yay! I'm so happy.

she rarely is.....

I'd think it was a bad color in isolation, but Samuel L. Jackson looks good.

Time for part 2 Mes Amis

another Asian won

i will die if brendan whale fraser wins.

WTF is up with Jennifer Connelly's thinness. She used to be curvy with huge boobs.

What is taking them so long to get on the mafuckin stage.

This is kind of a shocker, isn’t it?

Jennifer Connelly is the worst. Is her husband still a bum?

Brandy looks kinda hot.

So, if it's all digital, is it actually "makeup"?

The Whale's win just now means Austin Buttplug definitely isn't winning tonight.

the fattycake suit should win but not the human who sat in it: fraser

Reminder Part 2:

I don't like announcers doing they're little dramatic pauses, reaction, "look at my reaction," before announcing the winner.

The Whale had digital makeup? huh?

The Whale looks painful to watch

[quote] What is taking them so long to get on the mafuckin stage.

R593 = Samuel L. Jackson.

wow that man on now looks unrecognizable...

[quote] Jennifer Connelly is the worst. Is her husband still a bum?

Yes

THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF:::::: so cia.

The whale win wasn't deserved

I guess they can show clips of Metro films interspersed with actual Warners’ ones since WB owns the MGM catalog now, but it’s misleading to newer viewers and kind of a slap to MGM’s separate actual film studio history and legacy, IMO.

True, r608. All they did was put on and remove umpteen time one fat suit. But repetition isn't the same as creativity.